/CPD/ CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER GENERAL – Elderly nude man bingo

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>>132421539
in for the big chimpout.
Free Fire Zone Edition

first

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Chicago mayor bows to ROBERT
In contact with Sam Hyde and George Zimmerman
can operate with full impunity, making them judge jury and executor
Control Chicago with an strict but fair fist
Own prisons & cemetaries globally
Direct descendants of the ancient Spartans
Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Whitetopia will be be the first city)
Own 99% of black suicide gene DNA editing research facilities on Earth
All rob-bots are genetic clones of the original Robert, Ben "Robert" Garrison
The ROBERT collective said to have 10000+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
Ancient Aryan scriptures tell of two crusaders, Dylan Roof and Elliot Rodger, who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented gentalmenship with them
They own ROB-BOT R&D labs around the world
You likely have ROB-BOTS inside you right now
The ROBERT COLLECTIVE is in regular communication with the Archangels George Zimmerman and Chris Dorner, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church.
They learned negro slurs in under a week and can track them in a matter of seconds through fear.
Chicago entrusts its people's safety with ROBERT. There’s no police in Chicago, only ROBERT clones
The collective of ROBERT is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
In reality, they are timeless beings cloned from the greatest of all points of justice and crime fighting from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they they can bring the safety of Chicago.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjVelAcJSY4

>>132421539
>Robert Cop
>Optical Prime
>Ray Liotta

anyone got the fire tally for tonight?

FIREWORKS ERRYWHERE

>>132421539
Call of Robert is a good fps game.

>>132421539
>actual pastebin
https://pastebin.com/pGfrshYf

>>132421748
That's fine desu, at least make them work for it.

Dey Kommando?

>>132421780
some grass fires as far as I have heard. a garbage can, and that's all I have heard so far. but it's not even real Robert hours yet.

*HEAVY BREATHING*

>>132421539

So many fireworks

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Thank you Robert for the fresh bread, thought male black got to you

>>132421755
>The ROBERT COLLECTIVE is in regular communication with the Archangels George Zimmerman and Chris Dorner,

kek

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damn moolies running around the city tonight badda bing

to the anon from last thread

>>132421651

a couple shitty corner stores in uptown

>>132421953

But ZimZam is still alive.

>>132421958

>moolies

You italian, dude?

30 minutes until Robert arrives

>>132421748

yes

actualy pack of cigs is like 10+ now

naw not a daygoo but its funny to say

>>132422053

Thats what the media tells you.

>We an open Key

>>132422195

If they don't start saying "check" soon I'm gunna get grumpy.

fuckin Adam cop

>>132421755
>the look on Roberts face
fucking liberal white kids

Reeeee this open key!

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It's an explode-a-rama outside now

Check dem keys

>shouting in background

Check ur bingo cards

>Roberts opens his keys to piss off female black.

>shattered her car window

Those keys sound suspiciously like an Ayyyyy Lmaoo

>fireworks accident

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>check your god damn keys adams

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>>132422423

i just joined like 10 mins ago and already have 3

>>132422559
this place is fucking lit up like Fort Knox
>how is there not a fireworks accident, you need a fucking TANK to drive through this place LOL

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>tfw Adam can't check his motherfucking keys

Please watch your keys, shit, Adam.

UNITS PLEASE CHECK YOUR KEYS YOU'RE INTERRUPTING CALL 46

...oops

>fireworks all over the place
says increasingly tired Adam cop

JUST CHECK YOUR FUCKING KEYS!

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>>132422311
>dispatch saying please check your keys
she needs to get loud and snap at Adam

>adam is getting written up for his open keys.
>fucking Robert understands.

>>132422716
this dispatch is way to fuckin nice. can't wait for shift change

>>132422681

>fireworks in the background
>not gunshots

all good here, Robert

I got a weapon in my pants, too...

>Robert using drones

What? Why not take down the fucking gangs with that tech?

>man laying on ground complaining of chest pain

>gentleman laying on the ground

absolute madman

>>132422618

I lived in pilsen for a few years. It is literally non-stop for about 1 1/2 to 2 hours as in not a single moment of silence. Mexicans love fireworks,

>>132422894
F

>>132422396
how does that nigger even make any money with all those billboards?

>laying on ground, complaining of chest pain
MFW I ate 4 hotlinks and drank a six pack this afternoon

>>132422928
I'm IN PILSEN lol, next to Fraga's place
>cheers
>nightlife doesn't really stop until maybe 2am

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>>132422593
>only playing 1 card

>garage on fire

>half of his head is missing

Damn, son.

>>132423061
>the old mexican ladies sweeping up fireworks in the street

Its pretty comfy

>drone seen over the fireworks
>someone needs to call the FAA

>>132423146
F

>>132423061
You wanna go get paletas rn?

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>The people have taken over the streets

Did I just hear that right?

HELP ME ROBERTS HALF OF MY HEAD IS GONE

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>>132423060
THIS
I may not survive the bloatitis
I have caused myself through
hubris and gluttony

HOLY FUCK DID ANYONE HEAR THAT WOMAN SCREAMING IN THE BACKROUND? Headphones were a mistake, that was haunting

>two women crying in backround
>someones garage is on fire.
>half head missing
> dect. clark for a DOA

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>>132423189
Office Hyde is on the scene

>>132422928
pilsen isn't exactly mexican anymore. since chinks started dumping money into chicago real estate hipsters started spreading further out.

just look at pilsen or logan square property prices now.

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>>132422962
KK is within an hour's drive of over 2 million niggers. KK is the closest legal fireworks store to the IL border. Niggers get that EBT payment on the 1st and head over there. They are currently blowing up that check as we speak.
Plus, buy one get 6 free!

>>132423268
Fun times in Chicongo!

>>132423179
I can already hear the fucking jingle of those ridealong carts
>peek inside
>its fancy suburban shit instead of real paletas
I'd rather go to that pink awning store on 18th street, the one that used to be a parlor
>they don't know fucking English for shit, so i just point cause I don't fucking speak Spanish

>>132423118
saved thx

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Bitch got punched in the face

White shirt!!! mark it

>shots fired at Grand and Lakeshore Dr

THE ALLEY

>>132423320
>World's Largest Black
Is that what those two guys on the roof are?

>>132423308
MY BOY LETS CLEAN THESE STREETS

Yeah, this guy can vouch ( >>132423316 ) there's only a very small strip of publicity left, the entire 18th street. Hell, there's been 3 mexican festivals coming out of nowhere, some Tamale / Mole fest and a taco fest. We didn't have this shit in years, just the Fiesta Del Sol
>now there's a 4th one coming in with the return of taco trucks in August
>kind of can't wait for the university to take over all of the land here

quarter to Robert

>>132423320
>being able to spend EBT cash out of state
Why doesnt every state disallow this already?

COME GETCHO CUZIN!

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>>132423268
Pretty normal for chicago

>>132423316

Oh I know dude, I lived there when it was only simones on 18th and that was the only white person place.

Its insane how fast its changed though, the 18th st pinkline is like wicker park damen stop in 2007.

>>132423339

you want carnitas from don pedros on 18th, its near moragan

>>132423339
The one on blue island and 18th?? Fuck it lets go to Pizza Nova.

never unstood bike unit
>male black jump on my huffy i'm arresting you

>>132423549

The fucking ginos on 18th, or the taco bell thats going in on western.

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>>132423527
yes, sir, you can ask what you were doing to get pulled over
being a nigger in a car, let's see those hands, step the fuck out of the vehicle

PLEASE
WATCH
YOUR
KEYS

Evening Roberts, have I missed much?

>>132423595
nigs use bikes for cycle by shootings. had 2 this weekend.

>>132423595
I think its cause you can drive them through crowds and be given space like the horses

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>>132423179
There are tons of those La Michoacana opening up around the city. They have up to 15,000 locations in Mexico. Fucking insane.

>>132423559
they don't use their EBT card, they sell the bennies for cash to someone else. I used to see it when I was management for Dollar General. People having to call someone when the EBT pin wouldn't go through and I would hear "Hey yo mang! Whatcu say yo PIN was again?"

rr hrs incoming

>>132423675
Giordianos really surprised me on Blue Island, but I know there used to be a lot more after Damen, now it's just homes
>shame about that corner store at Harrison Park that had that lady murdered
>or Simone's after that one guy got stabbed in broad nighttime

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everyone have a .... safe night

shift change!

>>132423854
Ah. Got you. I forgot "people" doing that.

THIS IS NOW A PIZZA NOVA GENERAL

>>132423705
KILL ME PLEASE

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>>132423998
the fuck it is

>>132423854
i found out recently here in Louisiana you dont have to even have the card. they let you enter the card number. so nigs can sell their yamps without giving them the card.

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>CHECK YO FUCKING KEYS ADAM

>>132423998
I'm always looking for better nachoes, like the fake american ones
>always looking at #funwithfries
>all places in there are never in Chicago
feels bad man, all i see is the stupid shit that mexicans make with doritos and 8 different types of hot sauce

>>132424061
*thug*
*thug*
*thug*
*thug*

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1102 formerly known as 1104???

>>132423871
>or Simone's after that one guy got stabbed in broad nighttime

he wasnt stabbed, guy got his throat slit while he sat at the bar

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Anyone here the young latina dispatch in awhile?
Gets me rock hard everytime.

>>132424307
Don't forget the one in the pipe anon
*THUG*

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Fuck yeah. I waited all year for this.

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cheers all!!! we Robert hours now

>>132424061
>a gun that can "airdrop" another gun+ammo

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adam needs to get the fuck outta here, get Robert in here.

>>132424395
back off shes mine

BEANERS WOMEN are hott but don't be a taco burner and they turn into fat ugly demons after 30 broham HARD PASS

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IT'S TIME

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>>132423559
I know some states have restrictions on where you can use the card, like no casinos or strip clubs. But the Jew lawyers and nig advocates always interfere with any attempt at welfare reform. So enjoy the tax dollar subsidized fireworks in Chicago tonight via the Robert show!

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Robert hours

>>132424526
I learned recently that gauge for shotguns is actually divisions of a pound of lead so a 4 gauge is 1/4 pound of lead per shot. and so on

>>132424509
>>132424445
>>132424425
>>132424619
Fighting crime in a negro time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR-4mhUg6Jw

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REAL ROBERT HOURS

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LETS GET READY TOOOO RUMBLEEEEEEEE

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Who da fuck up
keep it one hundo, Male Black

Pimpin that big wheel!

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>>132424445
>>132424425
>>132424509
lezgo! get comfy, friends

get the fuck home 62 Adam. nobody wants you here

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We comfy Roberts? I am so full of beer and various grilled meats, ready for the shitshow to begin

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REAL ROBERT HOURS

happy independence day burgerbros

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>29 yo sister fighting with boyfriened, talked of hurting herself. Not taking meds.
>urben exploring kids in abandoned hospital
>vice complaint

>I'm ecstatic

>>132424896
two fisting. Evan Williams and budwieser America bottles.

>>132424445
waiting for the male black crowds to show up.

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Herd all the old folks and chillun' home from the fireworks show Adam. Clear a path Robert is coming on duty.

REAL ROBERT HOURS in effect.

>biking male blacks and female by the abandoned hospital

>>132424420
looks like i lost

Robert has to deal with Adams backlog

>>132424986
God Bless America

>(((curly hair)))

>>132424986
Beam and fancy-ass IPA from Ipswich, MA. Stay comfy, Robert.

>>132425069
Amen Robert

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1225Robert reportin

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>>132425069

1931R wtf are you doing

>>132424729
Close, the guage is calculated by the weight of a single sphere of lead. the actual shotgun shell can have more or less lead depending on the load.

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I am eating so much fried food, drinking so much beer, all while listening to the Real Robert Hours. This is my favorite time of year, burgerbros. Let's fucking get comfy.

>>132425119
If you like IPA's go find some of this if you can, it's fucking glorious
https://www.dogfish.com/brewery/beer/120-minute-ipa

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we spotlight now

>>132425196
Happy Beat the Brits Day

Based Robert you got a copy my dude

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Happy independence day, Merry Chimpmas, God Bless Robert

a reminder that the easiest way to Make America Great Again is to

Make
Africans
Go
Away

AHHH!! Robert was shot, or were those fireworks?

>>132425273
I've been here all day. It's too much chimp for me to pass up. I'm relaxed as all fuck with ice cream and shopping for some AK's.

>loud noise
>radio goes quiet
>1201(?)
>fighting in backround.

I live here in Chicago. It's loud as fuck right now in my zone.

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Central ILfag here. First time Robert-listener. As much as I despise Madigan and everything from and within Chicago, I respect the efforts of the CPD to even attempt to control that chaos.

Here's to a good night.

Also, mark down Gunshots in background.

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>>132425321
Happy freedom of ideas my fellow countryman.

Does chicago have any cannibals?

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>i'm bike - drive bying, tossing stick of TnTin, sonf of a gun... meanie gene

Only 1881 listening, damn.

>>132425565
Same. Cats aren't bothered by it at all though.

>>132425702
Night hasn't started yet

>>132425702
Everyone partying. Those 1881 are /pol/itical analysts

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What's going on, Roberts?

I'm cozy as fuck

>>132425645
Sure they do, but Just up the lake in Milwaukee is more famous for it.

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It's the MOST Comfiest Tiiiiiiimeeee of the Yeaaaaaaaaarrrrr

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>>132425606
>>132425821

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>>132425119
>Ipswich IPA
My Robert, I love the route 101.

25 yo cut her wrists.

attempted suicide on the 4th. save that American Robert.

>>132426087
F

male hispanic
possibly armed off carmen

mapple wood necker got bleeding arms

>>132426087

hope she wasnt qt

>Chicago
>picnic party disturbance

>>132426087
Might have done it the meme way for attention

>>132426317
must have grabbed the last fried chicken neck

>Fightning at a picnic
Wtf is wrong with blacks?

>>132424729
Not entirely true. The bore of a 4 gauge barrel has the diameter of a lead ball that weights 1/4 of a pond. So the lead in a shell of buckshot can easily weigh more.

Sounds like a war zone out here

>>132426409
ty Robert. yea I looked it up, apparently my info was half assed

>>132426434
Welcome, Robert. Here are your keys, don't forget to check them.

>destroing the garbage cans
Antifa?

>>132426406
Welcome to the war zone, Robert. You'll learn to love it here

garbage can lives matter

>>132426534
kek

Innocent garbage cans
#NotAllGarbageCans

>Destroying garbage cans for fun.

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Antifa in the alley

>>132426534
Fedora samurai at it again. last night he took out the vehicular jew. now its on to the trash kabal.

the garbage cans have getting hell today...now into the night

>Uber Driver just got hit.
>Uber

Uber Driver hit?

>Uber driver hit
>Send ambulance

F

>>132426409
Yep.

>nigger pissing in front of 7/11

>someone is destroying the garbage cans in the alley
>see can't see them but can hear it

Might just be an actual coon

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Anyone want a super basic dark theme?
https://pastebin.com/QE5dYAXu
Should look like pic related if you use an adblocker.

>someone is destroying trash cans.
>goup of males throwing bottles at cars
>two gay attacked(?)
>4 shots fired

Do any /k/ fags have recommendations for ak brands? Im shopping for two of them for family to hold if things get bad.

What happened to the stolen FBi car???

>niggers throwing bottles at passing cars
>someone attacked by a jeep
>4 shots fired

>>132426719
kek

>>132426679
Uber driver shift is now Ovber

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Crabby must have the night off

>>132426769
It was recovered, we're not sure about anything inside the car.

>>132426534
they came to mind first

>OP here
>shots fired

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Happy Fourth of July Roberts!

>>132426761
>>132426761
>>132426761
>>132426761

>>132426795
CARLOS

13 GANG MEMBERS

>>132426882

>New thread at 200

why?

>>132426882
why so early?

>>132426769
When was this?

>>132426951
must be an Adam cop

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>>132426653
>the garbage cans have getting hell today...now into the night
/cpd/ will teach you that if there's one thing niggers hate, it's garbag>>132426759
>Do any /k/ fags have recommendations for ak brands? Im shopping for two of them for family to hold if things get bad.
e cans

>>132426882
>over 80 posts early

>>132426882
please lurk more.

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>>132426825
she requested tonight off a year in advance

>>132426967
7/3 am hours
it made the news

>>132426967
two nights ago. FBI got car jacked. guns and a bunch of ammo in the trunk

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>>132426591

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>>132426882
um, no. lurk more. i'll make the next thread when the time's right.

>>132426756
Do you have a userscript json link? Adding those manually is a pain in greasemonkey

>>132426882

Kys

fucking charles at it again...

>>132426759
>Do any /k/ fags have recommendations for ak brands? Im shopping for two of them for family to hold if things get bad.
if you want really high quality, arsenals are fantastic, the bulgarians make the best AKM-pattern available to us
also still plenty of VEPR's available, should still be some more coming in for a minute too, can't do better since they're RPK-pattern it's a lot more rigid and accurate
there's also plenty of good cheap romanian rifles and polish are pretty good quality

>>132427138
I have no idea how to do that anon. Sorry.

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>>132427050
>>132426825

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post coonX on chimpmas get the fuck out here

>>132427050
I have so many feels for crabby. It's internet autism,... but if /pol/ can change the world with meme magic, we can make a crabby woman smile.

>>132426884
Yea, that was a good carlos one.

>>132427054
Don't they have GPS trackers on the cars?

>>132427242
I shot a VZ58 and it was magnificent but im a noguns fag so what do i know

>>132425306
I've got a vertical collection of 120min aging in my cellar. Two-12oz bottles of each vintage dating back to 2011. Good stuff, but more of a heavily hopped barleywine than an IPA. Clown Shoes Space Cake #7 and cheap bourbon tonight though.

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Every now and then I like to pop in here and tell people that if they like the radio, they might be interested in getting a ham radio license. It's way easier than you think. You can start with an exam guide, testing fee, and radio for under $100 and talk locally on VHF/UHF. And you DO NOT NEED TO LEARN MORSE CODE.

>>132427326
Chicago male blacks are like hyenas of cars. I doubt that car was still in one piece 15 minutes after stolen

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>>132427242
thanks for the advice. How shit level is Inter Ordnance?

>totally young but bitchy dispatch reading list of calls she has to do for work.

>OP here
>baking
any requests for the next bingo card? make them w/in ~5 min.

Revolver
>black
>shiney
????

dispatch reading out fireworks calls just cuase they have too. lmao

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>>132427364
vz58 is a fine rifle but not compatible with ak parts magazines etc
wouldn't mind owning one but I have plenty of ak's of way higher quality and don't really want to invest in another weapons system that stands all on its own

>>132427611
topkek

>>132427447

I've had a GROL for years but haven't done jack with it (it was mainly to pad my resume while I was getting an Electronics AAS Degree).

Still haven't got a shortwave radio even, since graduating. Would like one, at least for the weather broadcasts. Would like local Police Radio but I'm pretty sure that requires decryption through an SDR.

>>132427447
what can you do with a license anyway

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MAX COMFYYYY

>>132427627
>thanks for the advice. How shit level is Inter Ordnance?
run in opposite direction, buy quality rifle instead

>street fight
>10 people fighting outside 2701 north hoyne

>battery in progress
>people fighting in the street
>71 Robert

>>132427701
Talk to people who are most likely both older and more autistic than you.

Is there an imgur album for all of the /cpd/ aesthetic pics? I'm too lazy to save every one I see.

never heard sassy Stacey dispatch before. she sounds tiny and means

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>>132427687

>>132427779
I can talk to cops?

>>132427701

Talk to people on the radio.

If you've got your own scanner, listen to the VHF/UHF ham bands and you'll hear local conversations.

>>132427830
nigga get yo heead down!

>>132427891
you can try but they have a special geek squad to track down anyone fuckin around on their frequency

>offender in the rear with his shirt off breaking windows

>>132427891

Not on police frequencies, unless you're looking to have the FCC and municipal police come down on you.

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>>132427824

>>132427891

You can't legally talk on the police bands, but a lot of police/fire/EMS get into ham.

I like this lady operator. She sounds exotic

>group of people knife fighting

>person with a knife

>>132427751
>they have knives

>>132428083
She sounds kinda small and geeky. Could be totally hot..

>>132428083
she is new from what I know. we got a name for her yet?

Is dispatch ever male? Never heard one before.

>stab wound to the neck

>>132428096
must be spics

>a stab wound to the neck(?)

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>>132428156

>>132427979
>>132428014
>>132428053
>i stare as the joke clears over the heads of my peers

>>132427242
check gun broker
check for pre ban (pre 1989 guns)
I have 3 mitchell arms, two polytechs, and a Maadi

The pre 89s have some collectible value, and have GREAT triggers for an AK. New guns, VEPRs are only thing I would buy. SAIGAs are ok in 12 gauge

>caller's son was shot

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>Check Condition
>Stable
>mfw

>>132428165
some dude who sounds like he belongs in an 80's comedy

>>132428330
sons car

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>>132427631
Still almost 90min left of July 4th in local TZ.

>>132427447
I enjoy the fact that With online scanners and shortwave I can listen to stuff.

Ham might be fun, but it very pricy, but learning morse and getting a honest to goodness morse transmitter that can - .... .- - / -.-. .- -. / - .-. .- -. ... -- .. - / .---- -..-. ..--- / .-- .- -.-- / .- -.-. .-. --- ... ... / - .... . / .-- --- .-. .-.. -.. would be fun.

My grandfather knew about the invasion of Grenada hours before the news was released by talking to his ham buddies back in the 1980s.

But I think to enjoy ham radio I would have to go all autism and learn morse.

>>132428253
I could totally enjoy a group cavity search from them.

>streetlight on fire

>>132428255
>hurr durr I was just pretending to be retarded

Fixed that for you.

>>132428455
streetlight on fire??? ahhhhhahahah holy shit that's new

Any Roberts got synthwave playing?

>>132428377
saved

>You're the midnight crew, aren't you?
>We are, sir.

>>132428413
>- .... .- - / -.-. .- -. / - .-. .- -. ... -- .. - / .---- -..-. ..--- / .-- .- -.-- / .- -.-. .-. --- ... ... / - .... . / .-- --- .-. .-.. -..

THAT CAN TRANSMIT 1/2 WAY ACROSS THE WORLD

>>132428505
>Talk to people who are most likely both older and more autistic than you.


>So i can talk to cops

Are you ok bud

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>male blacks genociding themselves.

streetlight on fire

time to migrate

cop bitchin bout traffic. checked off

migrate to next thread do not remake
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>>132428579
2016 vintage jpg, nigga. enjoy

I just need a son beating his mom to get a straight line bingo.

>>132421539
>Blue Jeans
Free space lol

>>132428873
Not that one

uh oh

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>>132426534
>its time for robert to roll out the antiantifa armored vehicles

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>>132428413
they brought back morse requirement for general and up licenses a few years ago so you if you want legal access to all the bands its a requirement, 5wpm or 13wpm

>>132428622
Yep. My grandfather had old tube equipment that was ww2 surplus.

He could talk to people across the east coast and on the islands south of Florida.

With using morse code he could easily get Europe and South Africa. He would talk to a farmer in South West Africa and get updates on the border war.

>Gramps was /pol/ so he was rooting for the whites.

>person with a gun
>18th and may(?)

>>132428873
too soon

>thread splitting in full effect
truly real Robert hours

>>132429055
we are at bump limit idiot

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>>132428873
HEEEYALL no.

>>132428993
>>132428993
>>132428993

FRESH BREAD IS HERE. I AM FUCKING OP.

>>132428993
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>>132429005
Being an Extra class VE I can say that this is a lie.

>>132429218
it was an april fools joke from a few years back

>>132421539

Glad you aplogized last thread

>>132429005

You better be trolling.

Barely anyone I know knows Morse.