/CPD/ Chicago Police Scanner General:

>theres about 100 of them on Halstead

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inb4 male white shooting fireworks

FUCK NIGGERS

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in for Roberts, Dogs and Frogs

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>There's a hundred of them
Fug.

>two male hispanics pulled a gun on someone
>got maced

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>>132312052
>>There's a hundred of them
send in the Rodies

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letssssss goooo

>bout 100 bicyclers are going northbound

>>132312052
That's pretty common

>two people jumped him, one with a gun. Both got maced, caller ran (?)

>100 bicyclists
>"see if everything is cool"

>100 on bicycles... now just need one to start shooting for a cycle by

I still can't comprehend how the CPD forces their officers to pay for their own ballistic vests. We have maybe 0.1% the gun crime you do here in Australia and all of our police forces are supplied them as standard issue equipment.

>>132311914
/k/ here.
Get your FOID. Get your CCW.
Get a gun, any gun.

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>>132312052
>>132312127
https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20170621/near-west-side/touhy-herbert-park-gang-parties-police-fathers-day-party-ald-walter-burnett-1000-people

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>>132312118

>>132312118
safety on, empty chamber, defective weapon... they could kill each other much more efficiently if they took a class.

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>>132312163
>>two people jumped him, one with a gun. Both got maced, caller ran (?)
>why you callin' me with dat shit cracka you got away, check your keys, we got niggas shootin fireworks and guns and hispanics and shit

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>>132312152

>>132312192
Illinois and Chicago esp. are broke as fuck, billions in debt, new cop hires are cheaper than vests

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>>132312320
got a huffy on 26s

>>132312192
Illinois is extremely bankrupt and Chicago is supposedly the most corrupt city in America

atm it isnt certain that the state has funds for any public services including ambulances etc

>Shooting fireworks at costumers

That's some ghetto shit, right there...

>>132312320
is it bad that I saw the double fence and assumed he was in prison?

>>132311848
I normally only listen to my local pd scanner or music at nights but this time a year I have to listen to Chicago because it's so hilarious.

>on the da rooooof mark it

>>132312052

Week or two ago there was a 60-100 person brawl in the middle of the street. I'm not sure at which point a fight becomes a battle.

>>132312396
>>132312421

I dont know what motivates people to be police officers in such a place.

>>132312214
I have a top tier meme shotgun and a 1911, so both meme guns. Really thinking about the AK platform since it'd be easy to hand to my brother in-law who's a vegetarian idiot.

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>>132312421
>Illinois is extremely bankrupt and Chicago is supposedly the most corrupt city in America
>atm it isnt certain that the state has funds for any public services including ambulances etc
pic related
CPD keeps proving to me that Boss is real nice, get your Chicongo on in Netflix, Frasier plays an evil Chicago mayor that sees lizard niggers in your vision

>>132312504
Last night (or this morning) there were 15 black women fighting each other apparently. I wanted to know what happened.

Also, does anyone know what happened to the hispanic in the garden??????????????

>>132312396
Pretty sure if an officer is injured or killed in the line of duty the city pays the family lots of neet bux indefinetely.

>>132312531
i was under the impression 1911s are fine if you get a brand that doesnt suck

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>>132312572
>real life
real life not real nice

> 6 to 8 male blacks wearing all black.

>>132312459

Would question seeing a cow in a field or a monkey in a tree?

>>132312613
Outside of the life insurance the officer may or may have, they don't pay the family shit.

>>132312660
>threatening people who walk through the alley

absolute niggatry

>Six male blacks in black making suggestive gestures at people
I'm just imagining a bunch of nogs shouting "muh" dick" at random bystanders

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>>132312531
>Really thinking about the AK platform since it'd be easy to hand to my brother in-law who's a vegetarian idiot.
Get the AR over the AK, its an easier gun to run, has VERY little recoil, and spare parts are easier to get

NIGGA BE STEALIN SHIT!
SUNGLASSES AN A BASEBALL CAP!

>>132312613
they can't pay for gas in ambulances.. they can say they will pay, but they never will. Hence the widows and orphans funds most departments have bake sales to keep up

>>132312583

I still wonder about the white Porsche.

>Drinking game where you take a shot every time you hear male black.
>Die of alcohol poisoning

>female shoplifter

Isn't it almost midnight over there? What stores are open?

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Adam shift stenographer here, good night Roberts. I'll see you all tomorrow and give you the AM update.

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>>132312786
me too

>2919 Milwakee
It's happening at Tacos

>>132312864
night stenoanon

>>132312841
Lotta CVS and Walgreens are 24/7 also gas stations are too.

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>>132312841
>Isn't it almost midnight over there? What stores are open?
CVS, Walgreens and Dunkin Donuts get calls 24/7

>>132312759
don't downplay how much fun the 7.62 x 39 is to shoot. But you are right that AR parts and even ammo is harder to find lately. either one you pick handload that shit.

>>132312804
>The game would be drink when "white male"
>god mode drink when "asian male"
>impossible mode drink every time sassy/crappy says "check yo keys"

How hostile in general is Male Black to Robert? Does he see him as an adversary or an overall necessary foil to his criminal schemes?

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>>132312929
>don't downplay how much fun the 7.62 x 39 is to shoot. But you are right that AR parts and even ammo is harder to find lately. either one you pick handload that shit.
ak all the way

>>132312630
pretty much, but some on /k/ will argue you need to spend like $1.5-2k to get a "good" 1911. I have a $700 Springfield MilSpec that has gone bang every time I pull the trigger and has never had any feed or ejection problems, but I did ditch the mags it came with for some Wilson Combat mags.

>>132312531
>>132312531

Both AK's and AR's are retard proof. AR's are much much much cheaper since gun manufacturers went batshit insane thinking Hillary was going to win and cranked them out by the boatloads.

Is this the first /cpd/ 4th of July?

They're shooting a lot of fireworks and stealing a lot of cars lol

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Cmonnn baby don't you wanna go
Back to that shithole place
Sweet home Chicongo

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>>132312988
>How hostile in general is Male Black to Robert? Does he see him as an adversary or an overall necessary foil to his criminal schemes?
pic related

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>>132313046
hive

Anyone in Chicago? How delayed is the stream? Also, how do you survive the niggerpocalyps?

>shots fired
>shots fired
>shots fired
>shots fired
>shots fired
>shots fired
>shots fired

>multiple shots fired in 12th district zone 3

>threatening to kill people
>1102 California. Multiple shots
>14 42 robber
>1102 North California

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>>132313170
helos

>>132312459
90% chance it's where he lives now.

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>>132313170
>>132313180
>mfw shootings in Logan Square

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>>132313028
>mfw I haven't really shopped around for rifles in a few years and now ARs are $350 and AKs are $700.

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Bingo on Racine

>>132313028
>AR's are much much much cheaper since gun manufacturers went batshit insane thinking Hillary was going to win and cranked them out by the boatloads.
Yep CDNN in Abilene TX is selling Colt 6920 packages for $799

https://www.google.com/maps/place/1102+N+California+Ave,+Chicago,+IL+60622/@41.9012963,-87.6968241,3a,75y,277.65h,90t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sHNZ6IaFqHkEWUBUN09Uq8Q!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!4m5!3m4!1s0x880fd2aa037f303f:0xa69ccde587e76015!8m2!3d41.9012994!4d-87.6970925

>>132313170
Not in Chicago. But I use "scanner app" for android and I've had to call the police myself for niggers breaking into cars in my neighborhood then turned on scanner app to hear if they catch them and the delay is about 2 minutes

>comfy earth cam
https://www earthcam com/usa/illinois/chicago/field/?cam=fieldmuseum

>>132312759
>>132313010
>>132313028
thanks /k/, good to see you around the comfy zone. I'd imagine the AK around is all around more deadly?

>male black saying he will kill people on the street.
>it's an annon call, why give it a code

>throwing fireworks at passing cars

Why the FUCK didn't we send niggers back to Africa when we had the chance?

>son is under the influence, acting wild

>son is acting wild
>long history of domestics at this location

>19007
>ppl throwing fireworks at passing cars
>transport one from the Taco Ontario North
>sure we can
>17 32 ROBBER
>FIREWORKS
>16 20 robert
>21 come forth
>9 201 robert

>>132313427

I thought he was white, that's what I heard

>>132313362
>selling Colt 6920 packages for $799

OR... You can catch this deal and get a full size 308 rifle for 470 bucks.

https://www.classicfirearms.com/century-c308-rolling-block-action-semi-auto-rifle-ri2253fx-tan-color

Your welcome.

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>>132313322
>>mfw I haven't really shopped around for rifles in a few years and now ARs are $350 and AKs are $700.
thanks obama, glad I completely gave up on AR's and bought AK74 parts kits when you got elected

>>132313427
AK is a semi-auto 30-30, AR is a 22 mag on steroids

>>132313402
>and another one
http://www earthcam com/usa/illinois/chicago/wrigleyfield/?cam=wrigleyfield_hd

>I'll blow ya up, M80!!!

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>>132313528
My nigga

>>132313465
Abe Lincoln wanted to unironically but he got assassinated and we all know how that turned out.

>>132313502
You could be right. I'm trying to reply to /k/. It's actually hard to keep up with this dispatch shit at times. Every now and then they give off a list of 13-14 calls in a row. It's insane.

>weird UFO noise

Brodcastify keeps stopping 1:05 into the stream. I keep having to refresh the page. Anyone else having this issue?

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>>132313612
nothin but bulgys in this hoe

>Fred is being attacked by an unknown male His Panic and male white under the bridge

>our vic is the offender but the actual vic doesn't want to press charges so the vic is going to the hospital

what the fuck chicago

>>132313495
>72 robert
>74
>34 Robert
>80 50
>so it's going to be butterflies
>do you know the kind of condition the victim is
>an offender.
>original victim doesn't want to press charges
>unknown male red vehicle under bridge no injuries hit and run

>>132313645
That was the aliens returning the niggers they abducted

>>132313612
How much is that? I need it.

The sugar tax will save us

>>132313519
But thats a century arms rifle

>>132313710

i lold

>>132313655
its working fine in firefox for me
fuckin nothing else works in ubuntu but this is working

>>132313561
Ar is for unarmored humans. Does a great job

>>132313655
not here, working fine on the html5 stream

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>>132313659
I can thank Obama for making all my Saigas I bought for $300 worth a fortune

>>132313804
Only when I'm on mobile.

Why do they always say Robert and not Roger?

>girlfriend hitting him
>she's been drinking
>EMS refused

>>132313751
I still think it's funny how it won't apply to people on food stamps.

>>132313863
Meant for:
>>132313655

>Patrick states his gf hits on him
>she has been drinking

>granddaughter was locked out of apartment by drunk bf

>>132313868
cause Robert is the hero Chicago needs

>>132313868
Robert is the name of cpd night officers

>Shanada Sturgis
>495 Milwakee

>Just tuned in
>very comfy

can someone fill me in on what has happened so far tonight?

>>132313918
Why won't it apply to people on food stamps?

>>132313784
>>132313804

I got it to work by playing it externally in VLC Player

anyone have an image they want me to use for next thread?

>>132313963
Nothing great yet. I think only one person shot so far

>>132313739
Romanian part kit, hard to find these days. Then you need the skills to press a barrel, headspace it, rivet trunnions, bend cut drill the receiver etc

Homebuild AR lowers is where its at right now. They have jigs so you can do it with a damn router now.

I honestly can't think of a worst job then working for Chicago police


>shit pay
>get shot at by niggers and gang members daily
>literally not one day where you just do radar and arrest a couple drunks

I think I would rather day gay shit for money then be a cop in Chicongo

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>>132313599
heh

>>132313963
Niggers continue to be niggers?

>>132313942
I thought it was just the R letter of the alphabet.

Alpha Bravo etc.

What's the story behind the name?

>>132313935
Couldn't they pick a name that doesn't rhyme with a crime? What about Patrick?

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>>132313826
yup saigas went up in price faster than gold, needed money for another project and sold one a few years ago, more than tripled my money with nothing more than a conversion with spare parts

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Has anyone tried Baltimore's police scanner before?

>>132314014
can you use that one with the sassy black chick saying check yo keyyys Robert

>drunk beat caller and his daughter with a pole

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>..intoxicated and he has a pole, he battered the complainant and his daughter

>>132314110
i would love to but i dont have it saved on this pc.


>anyone have sassy dispatch image?

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>>132314170

This one?

>>132314104
not since the great flaming chimp-out. was here those nights too, actually

>>132314131
>pole mark it

>>132314052
No idea just a code name I guess like f(x) in math

>>132314104
yeah
it was just ok

Battery in progress

>male trying to pull a female into a red truck against her will

>their crime database doesn't work right now

Is Chicago really this shitty?

>>132314226
taht will work, you dont happen to have the little cartoon one do you?

>before the jail
all niggers know where that is

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>>132313868
Robert is code for the night shift. Adam is the day shift.

> /k/ talked me in two buying a few AK's.
>wonders if buying three AK's because of CPD is healthy.
>four intoxicated males throwing bottles
>hear in backround "two domestic and ro-"
>males trying to pull female in to truck
>feels totally healthy buying weapons for family

>>132314301
>taht will work, you dont happen to have the little cartoon one do you?
made fresh in 5 minutes tonight, needs work

>>132314069
I could never sell any of my babies. Having something built on a receiver and barrel made at the Iszchmach factory is priceless

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>>132314301

This one it?

>>132314301
>>132312276
oops

>>132313969
Food stamps come from federal money, so they can't apply a county tax like that to it.

BROADCAST REQUIRES PW TO GET IN

REEEEE

>>132314397
thats the one. i love that one. thank you

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>>132314397
thats OG sassy stuff right there

Is it true Chicago has a "black site" jail? Where advanced interrogation takes place?

>>132314292
IT will be IT no matter where you are

>>132314441
Try in chrome http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>132314441
u listening here?

http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>132314397
yesss
>this is my favorite one

>ten fo

>patient left with an IV still in their arm

>>132314485
Now it works
Btw I was already using chrome

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>>132314464

No problem Robert, just here to help.

>>132314596
Wew

>>132314596
na-na-na-naAR-CAN

Hostage?

>>132314506
Failfox allows background audio in streaming on mpbile.

>>132314603
Maybe the abos hacked your internet

>>132314397
Kekd. Should we let these fine civil servants know they're celebrities?

>a-all right... Tenth floor

Hard day, is it?

>>132314385
>I could never sell any of my babies. Having something built on a receiver and barrel made at the Iszchmach factory is priceless
have plenty of them but love those Izzies, best value for conversions by far up until a few years ago, parts kits these days can't touch it, Arsenal and some of the Polak rifles are the only thing that come close now that Molot is going to be out of the question

>http://www earthcam com/usa/illinois/chicago/wrigleyfield/?cam=wrigleyfield_hd

Just saw a cop pass by with the sirens. Otherwise, nothing really happening on this cam.

It's currently real nigga hours in Chicago

>>132314691
>not using a vpn

>>132314698
>Kekd. Should we let these fine civil servants know they're celebrities?
oh they're aware, today is the 1 day anniversary

>>132314638
i like to put the bread in the oven early. then start cooking at about 290. had a random reboot at end of last thread and was over 300 before i got back in.

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5-0 radio app is pretty good on mobile (iOS at least)

>>132314698

I'm pretty sure they already know a lot of people listen to them. They have hinted they know before.

>>132314596
ran away from hospital? That might not be a recreational drug th-

>son is high on PCP, naked in the street

>>132311848
Got pulled over for (((speeding))) today. Fuck cops, nothing but power tripping white trash, barely better than niggers.

>21 year old son high on pcp and naked in the street
>naked male black walking down the street

Not sure if related.

>MALE BLACK NAKED
FUCKING BASED.

>male black
>naked
>walking down the street
Raspy 3pack a day dispatch is not enjoyable as bbw black dispatch

SOME NIGGA WALKING DA STREETS BUTT NAKED!

>two male black walking down street naked.
>one on PCP

>>132314806
>They have hinted they know before.

Kek. What are some examples?

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>two calls for naked in the middle of the street

Wtf is going on?

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>>132314752

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>>132314752

>>132314844
Dont talk bad about crabby. She best when shit hits the fan

>>132314820
get a stethoscope and hang it over your mirror and say you're a nurse. And put a semper fi bumper sticker on your car

you'll get away with a shitload of offenses

COME ON I WANT SOMEONE TO SHOOT A FIREWORK OUT OF THEIR ASS ALREADY

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>male naked walkin' down the street

just going to the sto' toget him a snack and a 40 oz malt

>>132314867
a year ago today someone tweeted the pic that is on OP of this round actually, on CPDs twitter

whatever came of last night's FBI carjack?

>>132314922
We'll that's likely to happen at any moment. We shall see

>male hispanic in a truck pointed a glock at him

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>>132314844

>>132314968
they found vehicle, dunno if they recovered weapons and shit?

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>>132314897
Goddamit. Thats golden Robert

>4 shots fired at Hoyne

>Male HIS PANIC causing problems on Diversity Street

These memes write them fucking selves

>>132314897
kek'd

>Pointing Glock

Wow this nogs rich most niggers use hipoints

>>132314867
Last summer, some Robert blasted Sandstorm through his comm.

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>goes by the name "one cent".

>after midnight no foot chases, drive bys, drag racers yet

>>132315025
Around Hispanics always panic

>>132313969
>>132314439
You actually can't apply any tax to it. Also, it's on hold.
.

>>132315151
The calm before the storm

>nig robbed subway last night. beaner causes shit tonight

Never in these threads, has anything been different since last Friday with the whole budget crisis?

>>132315231
Crabby is just idling now

>>132315324
Still no budget. But they did pass a 5 billion dollar tax increase saturday.

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>>132315324
>Never in these threads, has anything been different since last Friday with the whole budget crisis?
Murder is up 12%, Mayhem is only up 9%

>>132315116
Holy shit was this recorded?

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>Who are you?
Roberrrrrrrrt

>>132315324
nogs carjacked a Robert loaded with an m4 and tons of ammo

Oh shit they found the niggers house it's about to go down

>>132315458
They did it off and on throughout the summer. Every now and then you will hear "where da whit wimmin at?"

>black manlet trying to force is way into the bar and start fights

>>132315504
So Sunday after church as usual?

>>132315180
Around spics, watch your six.

>6 male his panics yelling Disciple Killer, caller with her daughter is scared to take her groceries in
>increasingly anxious sounding Robert

We got a runner!!!

Uhh...Was that gunshots that just cut that cop off talking about a white tank top?

> yelling disciples. does that count as gang bangers lurking.... we got foot chase

Wait what the fuck was that call? Did he say shots fired?

>>132315680
That's the second call about beaners shouting that.

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Foot Chase is on

>>132315710
i thought i heard that as well

>male black naked walking down the street
high on PCP. Nice

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>>132315710

>>132315737
Gangster disciples / Latin kings gang war?

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>>132314397
>tfw anons repost my OC

>Oakley or Oakdale?
>OAK
>DALE

7 yr old left at home possibly.

>>132315820
its my fav dispatcher

>>132315922
Snappy Crabby

Kramer shaved his head?

>>132316106
NIGGER!!!! THERE'S A NIGGER!!!!! NIGGER!!!!

>>132315994
sounds like an 80's actor, the LQ mic adds to the role.

>>132314871
You try keeping a dumb monkey in it's clothes.

lol, chase still on for black honda

>>132315661
around the indian
watch where you step friend

>>132314871
Uh, it's chicago dude

>deceased victim at the hospital
>[audible laughter]

>>132315817
Two Saints got shot up late this afternoon. Not sure who they were up against.

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Has hijackers not been updated?

Or is ZERO killings today correct?

I thought this year was gonna be a new record

Ba da bop ba dee aah ba dee aah
Ba da bop bop ba doah do ay
I'll never lose chicongo blues
Ba da bop bop ba do ah do ay

>>132316411
around jews, never snooze.

>>132316537
>Has hijackers not been updated?

I meant Hey Jackass...fucking auto correct

>>132314968
Wait..
Wait..
The FBI jacked a car? Or they got their car jacked?

wait, did she say Irish nobleman? I didn't know we had those in Chicago... Or really anywhere...

>>132316650
Got their car jacked

>>132316651
It's a bar

>>132316692
AH, gotcha.

>>132316650
With a glock, swat gear, and a trunk load of ammo

It was a good night for MALE BLACK

>known male trying to fight her inside the liquor store

>did nigs run out of fireworks? no fireworks in several minutes thats a record tonight

>Wakanda
Marvel IRL?????

>>132316866
WE WUZ VIBRANIUMZ AN AYLEEUMZ N SHIEEET

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>>132316651
>mfw traditional establishments like "the irish nobleman" will soon be replaced with the "we wuz kings" and "muh dik".

>shots fired

>maroon nissan altima with front end damage shot at louis the tow truck driver while he was trying to tow a car

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>>132311848
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>132316924
lmao, it's an actual place:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wauconda,_Illinois

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AmaIng how accurate this card has been

>>132316687
Musta been some reeeal Comey appointees...

Stay classy, Chiggertowne

>>132317215
Amazing

>>132317215
I was thinking the same

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>>132313465
>mfw comfy in my apartment up town
>mfw I'm ready for happenings
>mfw I ain't doin shit tomorrow but getting comfy

Could folks get arrested for constantly setting off fireworks at this time of night?

>>132317132
Oh no, not Louis!

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>>132313465
>throwing fireworks at passing cars
they're practicing for tomorrow

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>>132317385
>tfw know you should seize the moment and go to some hip place downtown to watch fireworks and talk to qts but that would involve leaving your comfort zone and none of your "friends" will even text you back to hang out

>loud music sound

>violent
>suicidal
>children in the house
>threatening them as well

>>132317481
Possibly. A noise complaint could be filed, but if the fireworks are legal, then there's not much to be done on the matter beyond the noise complaint.

hey is there a discord or smthin up
mostly because i'm researching this stuff and i'd like to ask a few questions

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>not sure if its your radio or you're in a bad spot

>police equivalent of "fix your mic faggot!!"

>>132317215
are u the anon who thought of it? i know 2 anons gave me the street names. and one had the idea.

>>132317385
Minneapolis here. I've got a new mattress, a damned nice blanket and an 84ep playlist of "FBI Files" to sing me to sleep.
Stay comfy.

>>132317594
>tfw you live downtown but hate it

>>132317698
10-4 Robert

>>132317665
I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume anything beyond a sparkler is illegal in Chicago.

>>132317673
No. Fuck you, personally. Fuck discord too. Summerfags go home.

>>132317787
its best card yet, great idea. its your oc

>>132317836
Also probable.

>man dragging a woman in the street

>theres a man dragging a woman in the street

>>132317860
>tell em robert

>>132317836
Fireworks are illegal in Chicago

>>132317866
Addison, California, and Central Park seem to have come up tonight, might need to replace some of those dud squares

>>132317836
It's illegal but Navy Pier and suburban districts can have legal, town-wide displays. Nonetheless people still sneak them up from Indiana all the time, that's been going on for decades.

>KRISTIN MCNICHOLS
>YELLING AND SCREAMING AT FRIENDS
>DOMESTIC

>>132317953
ill take out numbered streets and replace them after i make new thread in a sec

>stomachache
>wants police and firefighters.
Wtf?

>12 year old juveline

Dude, they actually got mortars for this? that's pretty metal dude.

>>132316411
Just thought of a better one:

Around pajeet, watch your feet.

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>>132317981
Soon enough it'll be from Iowa now that our retard in charge signed them legal here.

We get your nignogs that couldn't cut in Chitown, and you get our new shiny sploders to keep you up all night.

>>132318215
maybe she ate a mexican
>>132314907

Dispatch needs to lay off the cigs

>pack for trip tomorrow
>miss tons of shit


>narcotics ticket
>helicopter sounds(?)

>>132318402
desu, having legal personal fireworks here in Minnesota isn't so bad. You get one or two locals doing their shows the weekend of the 4th but they're not super crazy.

NEW BREAD
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Police line do not cross
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NEW BREAD
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Police line do not cross
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Police line do not cross
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>>132318581
also, why did it change my words to desu? wtf?

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>>132317927
Get off muh lawn!

>>132318648
newfag detected

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>>132318805
>4 german shepherds on the loose.
What you gonna do when they shit on your lawn, brother?

>So many shootings

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>>132319688
DUBPLATE STYLE

>>132318400
lmfaooo