cpd/ Chicago Police Scanner General After Church Edition

>A NEW WEEK
Last Week’s Totals (6/25 – 7/1) (WoW)
Shot & Killed: 19 (+27%)
Shot & Wounded: 82 (+3%)
Total Shot: 101 (+6%)
Total Homicides: 20 (+5%)

>>132149155
Bump

>stabbing and fire

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mayham bingo

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>>132151470
locations

>>132149155
KEYS

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>>132149155

>>132154129
i hadnt seen that. you would think they would be a priority since they are money makers.

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Bump for happenings

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>>132154371
>when you are so in debt as a state that you cant even buy the forms with which to make said money

A national disgrace at this point

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-07-01/horrific-catastrophic-court-ruling-send-illinois-financial-abyss

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>face down male beaner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7jaZ5LtBYA

hahaha.

>>132154805
had a similar thing happen here. We always had a city police dept and a parish sheriffs dept. Idiot politicians decieded to disband our city pd. When sheriff took over they had no ticket books. no tickets were issued for almost a year.

>>132155191
safe and secure in chicago...........

Isn't it a bit early for /cpd/? Like seven hours early?

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-police-shooting-lawndale-chicago-20170702-story.html

Robert did in fact have to put down a feral nog last night. One with an AK-47 no less.

>>132155757
holiday weekend

>>132155478
I'm a bit curious on this, does this mean they pulled practically no one over?

>>132156259
they pulled them over still. Major offenses were taken to jail. normal moving violations got fussed at and told not to do it again.

>>132155863
Attaboy Robert

>a four wheeler in chiraq wtf

>>132156649
all that lost revenue. lol

>>132159258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOMQY6k16TU

>>132159978
I hope none of those little shits even makes it to 20

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Well, I'm back for another night of drinking and listening to American police scanners. Lovely.

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>>132159978
After all these years how is it something still surprise me.

>>132160549
i need to go to the store. im thinking about bloody mary's tonight

38 already shot and another 4 dead, 5 dead if you count the guy the cops put down last night, and we still have two more days for the weekend.

>>132149430

Send in the Feds now!!!

>high-risk female trying to fight other patients

>female hispanic in a nightgown
>has a stick

>>132154371
No amount of tickets will make up their budget shortfall. Whites are fleeing Chicago in droves. All that will be left soon are the wards of the state.

It's over; Chicago is finished.

>people fighting outside a building
>nothing else

https://youtu.be/pFSw9UORIyY

You can blame it all on him, even the crime.

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>there will never be a good game about Roberts and Male Black

Someone get Rockstar on this shit

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It's the 2nd of the month now. You guys told me there would be riots when Illinois went bankrupt. What happened? Can someone give me a quick rundown of the situation?

>>132164256
Damn I missed nightgown for my bingo. Went to the store.

>bitten by the neighbor's small dog

Why don't they use the phonetic alphabet?

>>132168327
Try saying some of the Nigrod names.

>>132166581
Gibs hasn't run out yet

It's not the 4th of july yet (lots of people spending their money + fireworks is a good cover for guns and firework-related arson)

Chicago has technically been bankrupt for a long time but corruption and other factors have stopped anything official, but now the Feds are there due to the high gun crime/homicide rate and they are definetly going to feel the squeeze, if they want Trump's help and money they are going to have to bend the knee

You might also consider that more orginized crime is still going to be around and providing a source of money and drugs to Male Black, at least untill it gets Detroit-tier bad and they leave.

Why is this shit here everyday?

>>132168819
Get out

>>132168819
Its called a general nigger

>>132168819
Enjoying the Summer? Listening to the scanner is really quite enjoyable, you know. The better question is why are you here?

>>132168819
thanks for the bump
go play in a drumpf , white guys /pol/ btfo, bbc thread or the road

>>132169339
welcome back zimabro. im too lazy to look whats local time there?

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Rogue Robert kills lady in high speed chase

>>132169543
01:30. I haven't been keeping regular hours lately, been away from work and the city taking time off with family and with /pol/

>>132168327
they use the "LAPD" one instead of the NATO one
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LAPD_radio_alphabet

>>132169705
>Chequita Adams
>Chequita
and nothing of value was lost

>caller says someone is shot in the chest and stomach

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Someone was shot in the buttocks early Saturday morning on Talman Avenue, CPD
reported.

> A commentator relates that this "victim" is a known Satan's Disciple and the projectile entered his ass and exited his scrotum, leaving him a eunuch.

>>132170377
This fucking city.

>>132154129
holy shit it's real
https://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/2017/07/no-more-tickets.html

>>132169705
>named after a banana

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>>132170873
Sure is. The Second City Cop blog is pretty lit.

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>>132154129

Is this because of the bankruptcy? Don't they pay for like 1/2 their bills with parking tickets?

>>132170947
>still with a typo

>>132165681
Try GTA 5 with the LSPDFR mod

>>132149155
88 Degrees
Hot in hurr

>person was pistol whipped while being robbed
>he was dripping blood

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>>132171477
>88 Degrees

Isn't that the tipping point?

>>132169894
so your 5 hours behind chiraq time.

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>>132171604

Getting even hotter! Wait until they run out of food on the 4th and just drink straight alcohol

>>132171189
>Is this because of the bankruptcy? Don't they pay for like 1/2 their bills with parking tickets?
Chicongo has had a budget shortfall since they late 80's at least. they have been making it up by selling bonds, but now those have a "junk" rating and the only way to get people to buy them is to offer even higher interest rates. People keep calling Chicongo and Ill the Greece of the US, but I think it will be more like Argentina, with them telling all the people who bought their bonds to suck it, we will only give you a penny on the dollar.

>>132171604
I'd say so. Whats the over/under on kills tonight?

>>132171991
hard to get exact amount till next day. we need to do o/u on shots fired

>>132171991
I'm going to say 15/13

>>132172101
I'm going to say 5 Killed and 20 Wounded

>>132171991

We taking bets? 1700 - 0500

8 dead / 23 wounded Check em^

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>>132172676

>>132172727

Snagged a nice palindrome tho ;D

>>132149155
Did the AK47 incident go out over the air last night?

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>44 shot and It's not even the 3rd yet


http://chicago.suntimes.com/politics/18-shot-2-fatally-in-bloody-start-to-fourth-of-july-weekend/


Impressive Chicongo.


Didn't a cop wax a dude last night? Did anyone hear that or possibly have a recording?

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>>132172981

Yes I believe so

>Tattoo of a SKULL on the back of her head

>Four feet tall, 250 lbs
So look for a ball rolling down the street.

>>132173069
that was the nig with the AK. See .>>132155863

>kangol hat

>>132173242
Thanks.


I read on fox news this morning when I was pooping it was actually 1 AK and 2 handguns .


Crazy....Someone should be recording these nights and posting it on jewtube for the views and dat adsense money

Scanner app pro allows recording

>>132166581
Holidays always give a slight boost to the economy. If the crash is going to happen it's going to begin Tuesday after everyone goes home after July 4th

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Am I allowed to count anything that comes over my own radio?

>>132173524
Edited down to the funny/action parts would be good. Animated?

>>132173524
its like a sporting event, watching pre recorded is boring. edited hi lights of sassy dispatch tho

>>132173242
anyone else read Lawndale as landwhale?

>>132173660

Youre on to something here. So much info that can be used! To bad I cant animate worth a damn

>>132173623
ha Based n sheeit

>>132173623
Based Robert.

Stay safe out there with all the dindus and spics tonight

>>132173623
>check engine light. underfunded confirmed

>>132173623
is your radio as action packed as cpd?

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>>132173623

Stay safe Robert. There's monsters out there.

>>132173623
You best hope your duty sergeant doesn't see you shit posting on shift.

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ENHANCE

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>>132173623
>>132173991
>Reddit tab
worst Robert 0/10

Seriously though, don't die and good luck

>>132173991

I don't care what sites he goes on as long as he keeps the streets safe.

>>132173991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiqkclCJsZs

>>132174057
I think I can forgive him for the leddit shit


I think Robert is pretty cool guy, Eh kills niggers and doesn't afraid of anything

2 male blacks, suspicious clothing?

>>132174260
not the regulation loin cloth and nose bone??

>>132174213
I respect all Roberts, they have far more guts than I'll ever have

>>132173836
That thing hasn't been fucking serviced since it was delivered from the dealer, I would bet my house on it.

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>>132173790

Ayyy
>>132173795

Im getting tired of fireworks calls as shots fired already

>>132173836

Hahaha been that way for months

>>132173860

Negative. I just found this general! I keep in on while I work my own shit.

>>132173884

Thanks faggot =D

>>132173991

God damnit... You got me. I go there for T_D. Other than that fuck plebbit.

>>132173905

My sgt is based. He wouldnt give a shit haha.

>having a laptop on display in your car
>while out hunting Male Black

Robert the absolutle madman

>>132174213

thanks bro. I appreciate the pass

>>132174464
No sweat.


How's that piece of shit car you have run?

Does it misfire and shutter constantly?

Why are you shitposting on /pol/ instead of going after pedophiles, you fucking neocon?

>>132174326
we have an illegal in the local jail that paints all the sheriffs cars. dont know what they will do if he gets deported.The head mechanic employed by the city to maintain sheriffs vehicles makes less than $15 an hour. Inmates do most of the work but they cant keep a mechanic at that pay.

>>132174592

Abso fuckin lutely.

Guy on shift with me had his car catch on fire last year. Mine still whirs.

>>132174646

Can't I do both faggot?

>>132174646
He might be on traffic tonight you insufferable faggot.

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>>132173623

Any words of advice for Chicago residents going into the next few days? Illinois is going bankrupt soon.

>>132174772

That I am

>>132174387
glad you changed flags. had me worried.

>>132174837
do you guys rotate between Traffic, Patrol, and other duties? or are you just a radar ranger?

>people fighting in Dunkin Donuts

>Getting ready to tag a building

JET SET RADIOOOOOOOOOO

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>>132174834
Start stockpiling food and water in case things get rough, or just buy something like pic related

>>132174834
Stock ammo, food and water

>>132174837

What's your favorite donut?

>>132149155
I'll tune in later tonight when it gets juicy

>>132174837
you might want to stop and get gas.

>>132174837
What do you carry?


I hope It's a .45 or 10mm

>>132175314
this is assuming they are budgeted for gas right now....

>baby daddy dindu nuffin

>Israel getting a dose of multiculturalism

>>132175485
wot?

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>>132174950

That was for shits n gigs

>>132174955

Small department. A few investigators, but other than that all patrol/traffic is the same.

>>132175314

Just filled up, fixing to go hit up the streets and just watch my fellow autists shitpost in the thread

>>132175154

Maple Bacon. Fucking great stuff

>>132175360

Glock 22 - .40 cal

>>132175376

Kek

Catch you faggots later. Roberts gotta work. If you happen to know the man in the picture. PLEASE let me know. We've been chasing him down for weeks.

>>132175578
guys named israel on scanner

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>>132175581
God Speed you Glorious Bastard

>>132175581
Stay safe man.


I think I saw that guy fleeing the scene of the Dark Knight shooting, But he was never identified.

>>132175581

>Maple Donut

fucking amazing taste. very based.

>baby daddy used unironically

I'm dying

>20 people punching each other

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>>132175845

Last post, and this is awesome

Now I really wish I hadn't left the leddit shit on there. Haha! saved!

>>132175845
saved

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>20 people punching each other

>>132175845
well done

>>132176062
stay safe

if Israel gets arrested I will lol very hard

>>132176157
Oy Vey Gevault

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>>132175845
engine & keys checked

>>132175845
>Robert will never sarcasticallyask you if you Dindu nuffin.

>same cop saying baby mama now.

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All CPD may be really active the days of July 6-9th due to Commie-fest taking place in Chicago.

>Join more than 1,500 leftwing activists and authors in Chicago to share lessons from history, learn about Marxist theory, discuss current struggles, explore Marxist and socialist ideas, and debate current issues on the left. The same political system that spawned Trump cannot be relied on to stop his attacks—instead we must look to the millions of people who will continue to resist.

All in all, the central theme of their event is to "fight the right," which they appear to be doing through promoting their version of socialism, along with Marxism, to disillusioned millennials who regularly take in the pro-diversity crap.

>>132176740
kek

>>132177257
Marxist conference in a bankrupt city. Woke?

Have a bump, Robert.

>>132178496

Not much going on atm male black needs to step up

Which threads are comfiest?
/cpd/ or car chase threads

>>132177257

So essentially theyre playing the black or white game again where instead of discussing and negotiating with others like normal fucking people, their main idea is to fight and rile up the other side while winning over normie crowd with PC memes when they're actually in the wrong about a lot of things?

the sad part is that they'll likely all fall for this scam. People would rather feel good than believe what they want.

CPD will have their hands full.

>>132178697
Consumer grade by Chicago standards

>>132179082

/cpd/ definitely

>Burger King

why isn't this on the locations bingo???

>>132179082
Nothing comfy about car chase threads.

44 niggers and spics getting shot in under 48 hours is pretty comfy

>body in the grass across from the plaza

>>132149155
>that pic
Top kek

>>132179404
Probably just tired from the long hot summer day. Now he can relax and enjoy the perfection of celestial harmony.

>>132175581
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

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wonder if these nigress dispatchers are redpilled on their fellow niggers?

imagine the mental baggage of being reminded every 30secs your race is shit

Foot chase is on. GET "EM

>Aquatics Center

Oh shit, I'm a swimmer. Hope nobody's dead at a meet.

>>132179739

I didn't hear anything about a foot chase... What happened? is my stream behind?

>>132179739
Rootin' for the CPD track and field team

>male stole patio furniture off of caller's porch

>>132179853
Adam was in pursuit giving direction the nog was going. Still waiting for the results.

>>132180062

hope Adam can jump

>Male just sitting on a train traffic light

>male sitting on the traffic light
>looks like he climbed a ladder to get up there
>he's just sitting there

>>132180214
>40 FEET IN THE AIR

Sheeeeit

>>132179329
dinkin donuts needs to be there too

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>>132180214
>>132180217
>>132180307
Nigga gettin' ready for a trainjacking

>three people shot

>he doesn't know where he is????

>3 people shot

getting interestin in heeeere

>>132180801
>>132180857
stack 'em up boys

>>132180857
chaos reigns in cook county

>>132180857

How does male black find time for all of this when he has to wake up for work in the morning?

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>>132181111
>work
Wutz dat?

>>132181111

You think Male Black has a real job? of course not. He does illegal shit he thinks is "hard" or cool and mooches off relatives.

also, checked and kekked.

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I'm bored so enjoy my no talent oc.

>>132181602

no talent OC is OC nonetheless. good work anon.

>car full of people are trying to beat up Big Jones

Did I hear that right?

>>132181602

Dead coon/10

>>132181685

Big Jones better fight back or he gonna be small jones

Two cars full of people are trying to beat him up
An entire family out of a SUV is bleeding

>3 people in all black clothing throwing glass bottles

male black at it again-

>white Hispanic

PLOT TWIST VILLAIN

>>132181602
Nope. If the body snatchers don't get paid they are to dump them all at Rahm's house.
Keep OCing

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evening roberts
>bring a honky up to speed

>more drunk lads

>"feet are twitcing"

foot fetish confirmed?

>Hispanics throwing up gang signs

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I was looking at the Chicago gangland map and saw these guys "the conservative vice lords" and looked them up. They've been involved with the rockerfellers since the 70s! In 1970, two Vice Lord leaders, Alfonso Alfred and Bobby Gore, applied for a $275,000 grant from the Rockefeller Foundation. The Rockefeller Foundation approved the grant.[2]This particular era of the CVL is documented in the 1970 film, Lord Thing, by Chicago filmmaker DeWitt Beall. Those featured in the film include Bobby Gore, Kenneth "Goat" Parks, Eddy "Pepilo" Perry, Don McIlvaine, Leonard Sengali and William Franklin.[5]

>>132174834
Leave. Fast.

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>hoodie in july mark it on bingo

>>132182250

Minor villain: Cholo Master

>>132182294
That's a new card isn't it?

>>132182269

Good find!

>>132173524

here ya go, Robert

https://youtu.be/48L95Gz28VM

I just got around to watching Jin-Roh today. Now is the time.

>>132182492
i did the old description bingo. i just updated it today.

>>132182663
Ayy. Thanks for the new one.

>50 year old female feeling sick
>she was smoking marijuana with her son

>>132182872
he a gud boy

>>132182728
i updated the weapons yesterday as well. see >>132152147

>>132182872

What fucking clown world is this?

> best mom
or
>worse mom
pick one

>>132183083
you don't call the cops after you get sick from smoking pot?

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>>132183083

>person shot

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Evening, Roberts!~

>>132179647
Underrated question, that's why they long to prove they are kings and Vikings. The educated ones can not stand how shit their entire race is, they have to fantasize.

> jesus robert evening

>>132183926
>we wuz history

>teens

>270 lb, 6'2" riding a bicycle
Poor bicycle ain't gonna carry that load too far

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>http://youarelistening.to/chicago

This is the comfiest thing ever.

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>>132151743
"standing on the corner" should be on this card.

>>132181768
This joke is why I love this bread.
Its like listening to 1940's radio.

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the negro is as stupid as it is complex
> spends 2000 on rims
> cant make rent or child support
not even the best of there kind understand coonery at its deepest darkest level

>>132184399
agreed. i didnt do that one so dont like editing others oc. i may do an entirely new locations if i get bored tonight. needs a dollar store too especially during the day. its as happening as walgrfeens is at night

>caller afraid wooden dick will catch fire i know i heard that wrong.

>>132185021
most likely meant "deck" not "dick"

that coon screeching in the the background

Nigress's husband missing since Wednesday

>>132185463
think he's dead, ran off, or just at his side pieces apartment?

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20 minutes roberts

>>132185463
>>132185611
thats second call like that, might be same person. came across a couple hours ago.

Just got in, how many dead/shot so far today?

>>132185835
not enough

>>132185835
Just got here too, I'm just waiting for the call that a retard set his friend on fire with a sparkler.

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Hey Roberts .. been " off line " all week . Did check phone / Twitter @HeyJackass to keep my Bingo card check ..
> CHECK YOUR KEYS ROBERT .
I am so glad to be back in wifi comfy home..

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>>132184399
double-tap 9's. very appropriate duberinos for this bread.

>>132171604
Are you telling me they're literally Animals?

>>132186006
scroll up in thread we have a real robert anon on duty tonight.

Tried to sleep but no can do, mates, so I'm back. What's Robert on about now, then?

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>>132185889
>not enough

>>132185835
As of the last update on heyjackass 44 shot 4 murders and a nigger with an AK killed by the cops.

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>>132159752
Is your flag supposed to be ironic? Because it seems more like faggotry.

You fucking newfags will be the death of the place, and no mistake.

I do sincerely apologise for disrupting the harmony of the CPD thread, since this is supposed to be a place of peace. It is a transgression, I know. *hangs head*

"sounds like dynamite"

"disregard"

hahahah

>>132186248
>canada

>>132186248
>Is your flag supposed to be ironic?
no, is yours?

just got home, anything good tonight my fellow roberts.

>>132186236
Thanks, anon

>>132186369
4 ft tall woman, 250 lbs with a skull tattoo on the back of her head count?

>male black with blonde hair holding a bundle of clothes, rocking back and forth in the doorway

>>132160549
To be fair, you're bitching from Zimbabwe, where there are no police and way too many niggers. :-)

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any Chicago anons here? just getting comfy

>>132186542
kek yes

>>132186577
>dude shooting a rifle in a parking lot
>"shes had a LOT to drink"

>>132186570
you got Power Ranger bed sheets? my parents didn't love me like that

>buenos noches

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4th of July is upon us again lets play a game ? Starting tonight 07/02/2017 at 12 midnight central time in Chirqa gang members and wanna be rappers good boys will continue their fine tradition of killing each other and innocent bystanders . Ending on July 5, 2017 at 6:AM Wed . Anybody who post the correct number of dead and wounded with a time and date stamp has my eternal gratitude . Happy 4th of July let the Nigger Nogs games began !!

>that sexy buenos noches from dispatch
dozens of roberts just got erections.

>>132186363
hes asking because, you are either new or trolling. Republicans have always been loathed on /pol/ Theyre neocon sell outs. with the exception of trump for a little while and ron and rand paul. idont care either way. not here for normal /pol/ drama.

>>132186547
Zim today, Canada tomorrow, mate.

>>132186741
>buenos noches
is that how they say "beef nachos" in Mexican?

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>>132186080
did read report of police involved shooting..
Too Real Anon Robert ?
How You get Weekend off??
I live and work D.C. ..??
They sent you guys back up..
Oh yea .. that's why Illinois broke .. trying pay FED overtime ..
All good though ..
> MOST RESPECT ANON ROBERT !

>shooting off a rifle
>victims unknown

Here we go.

>>132186736
10/45

>>132186761
its not even aesthetic
i wanna use the jihadi flag just because it looks cool but i dont wanna get put on some list for larping as a terrorist on a taiwanese meth lab

>20 males flashing guns at cars

20 MALES FLASHING GUNS

>>132186570
can you transmit on those freqs with that thing?

>>132186736
17 killed 59 wounded

20 guys holding up cars with guns lol. Literally chicongo

>20 males with guns shooting at cars

IT'S HAPPENING

>>132187014
my new rap album, nibba

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Jesus christ I just got here and the nogs are out in full force tonight

did sassy just say "20 males flashing guns at cars"?? holy sheeeiiit

>>132170377
That's a pretty impressive tapestry, anon. Well done.

fuck theres a flag thing now neato

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>>132186683
same, I got these at the thrift store

>>132187164
aint the ammo expensive

>>132187024
sure can... might get me in trouble though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-L0NpaErkk

Potential thread theme, fellas.

>>132186904
real robert is on traffic tonight. did a last post a couple hours ago.This was him pic and timestamp /cpd/ thread on laptop. >>132173623

>>132187024
If he wants a party van, especially for broadcasting on a police frequency.

>3-4 male blacks chasing someone, shots fired

>male blacks chasing someone with shots fired

its just olympic training

>>132187214
The only acceptable thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUjUz_QEh48

>>132187164
>bowfang radio
>CZ
someone is here from /k/

Blackistan is the result of negro women rejecting their men in favor of white liberal policies. Reddit fags take note I made my point without beginning a sentence with "Reminder".

holy god there are so many shots fired tonight,

>tfw no "goodnight" from qt dispatch

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>>132186736
Ok. Taking into account last year. I would predict 6 dead/70 wounded.

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>without "Reminder"
>Reddit
>"shots fired"

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>>132170264
Ayyy
Hol up
*smacks lips*
Dis nigga col as hail

>>132187209
yeah lets not, I was just wondering. Any requirements for obtaining those?

>>132187395
>tfw no "goodnight" from qt dispatch
she proly just wants to go home and get drunk and forget this shit she hears all day

>>132187503
>Any requirements for obtaining those?
see the brand name on it? just google it or hit ebay or amazon. go to youtube for instructional vids

>>132187333
forgetting this one. Since the city in the cartoon is obviosuly Chicago it seem fitting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR-4mhUg6Jw

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>>132187223
right on ..
had job at empty apartment ..
HAD NETFLIX .
> WAS COMFY ALL WEEK
>>132186736
37 . meme magic proves me right .

>>132187636
Rodger Robert

>>132186736
guessing 69 dead / 420 wounded. blaze it

>Chicongo celebrates 4th of July weekend by shooting each other with fireworks instead of guns
kek

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>>132187934
DIE-troit you I.C.P. fuck off a low

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>>132187999
TRIPS .. ( D-I-C-K )
NO they do not ..
they hide gun fire under the " guise " of
FIREWORKS
.
It gets nasty .
>EXTRA LONG HOT WEEKEND !
only starting .

>>132186313
Hey, I'm one of the good ones.

any poles in thread to lend a hand?

>suicidal polack

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YO !!!
one of you /pol/ locks
>speak
/POL/ock

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New bread baking?

>>132189036
What age were you diagnosed with autism?

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>>132188541
It'll be a comfortable week. A bit muggy, with chance of rain. Hopefully it wont damper the to ruin the shenanigans of the googles.

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NEW sassy
> hotness
I bet a 1/2 breed
..
> I buy her a doughnut .
> They the bomb

>>132187209
Shout out to cpd general pls

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Does cpd have a twitter account?

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>>132189173
We did not have " Autism " .
Zork and PRON !