/CPD/ - Chicago Police Scanner General : Fireworks Edition

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Independence Day be like

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I hear shots outside. Oh wait. I just remembered I live in Canada and that's just fireworks.

Here is some shootings I heard a few months ago.

https://streamable.com/ffhiz

You can hear the female screaming "Let him go"

Chicago anon here. Hearing plenty of fireworks right now. Good cover for gunshots.

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>male
or
>female

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male black is on the loose

Its not as crazy as last night tonight. Is it too early?

>>132070638
Which part of Chicago are you in?

I caught the last part of 10k feet but did someone violate a restraining order?

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>>132070676
Robert will catch him

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>>132070442
Ha, that could be my father in law or his brother, both where policemen in the 1970s-1980s in Rhodesia.

>This isn't him

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damnnnnn jesus- robert i expect that from me but not you.. sooooooo edgeyyy

>>132070711
Kind of, random lulls happen. 4th should pick back up

>>132070711
Shit always picks up ~Midnight

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CPD once Illinois goes bankrupt

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>shirtless lunatic with knife
be careful, Robert

>>132070749

Far North Edgewater. So I'm not terribly worried for my safety. But I hear it.

>>132070973
>>132070711
it not even 930 in CHIG

>>132071022
We're chomping at the bit for lulz and action

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what's up my dudes?

this Robert will be in service for a while

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Okay I made the audio louder. Here is a shooting I heard a few months ago... I started to record after I heard a few shots off the distance and then I captured this audio.

Original video: https://streamable.com/ffhiz
Louder version: https://streamable.com/n5949

>punched a girl in the face and stole her money

>>132071009
Cool, I'm in Rogers Park. We are pretty close :p

Fuck checking keys, lets leave the radio on.

>>132071086
Relax n get /comfy/ my dude, we only had the first firework call like 45 minutes ago

also

CHECK YO KEYS

>>132071173
jesus you live in a shithole

What the fuck is going on, I couldn't hear Robert about the truck. Why was Dispatch asking if he was okay?

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>>132070649

>>132071317
Too damn quiet, I was trying to figure that out also.

>>132071173
Godspeed, anon. Hopefully your city can be revived someday

>drunk racist

/pol/ showed up

WHITE MALE MAKING RACIAL COMMENTS AT PEOPLE

Intoxicated Male White is making racial comments

>>132071173
Really hope you are armed, lad.

>Male white, intoxicated, making racial comments to everybody

Well, I didn't know I was in Chicago!

>>132071436
I mean I went to a ghetto school with gang bangers everywhere. Teenagers who carry weapons and shoot at other opps (opposite gangs) and kill each other. I've seen shootings, I've been between them. I've almost been shot a few times and I've seen dead bodies.

As sad as it is, I find it pretty normal for me.

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Just another night for ROBERT.

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> WHO LET /POL/ OUT OF THE MANCAVE?

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/pol/ showed up

>>132071523
Sounds just like my job!

i hope you make it out if your white anon... chiraq is a living hell

>>132071489
>Male White is making racial comments
That has to be stopped

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>>132071652
Pro COD gamer

30 people fighting in a alley

>>132071765
Add some scan lines to make it 80s and oversaturate. Then that is perfect.

>30 people fighting in the alley
check

Did they say 30 people fighting?

>>132070585
Yikes. Give us some details?

Are fireworks banned in Illinois ?

Is this adam yelling about 30 people fighting?

Why does he sound a million miles away?

>watch yo keys

>>132071972
thats a lot of people for one alley.

3 0 P E O P L E F I G H T I N G

>>132072057
yes but this is usually amnesty weekend

Jesus Robert reporting for duty.

is male black up to no good?

"How many are shot"

>female victim shot in the arm

>female shot in the arm
>room mate broke down the door

>>132072204
everyone is up to no good tonight. 4th of July weekend in a state that outlaws fireworks

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evening jesus robert
> male black up to no good
>drunk white male yelling racsist things
>a /pol/lack traveled into the real world

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>>132072309
Oh no...God be with them and may the keys be checked.

>sounds of dispatch hitting a bong

MALE BLACK

>dead male body on restroom floor in apartment 121

>corpse on the bathroom floor

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if this was any other city the residents wouldnt be able to discern between fireworks and gunfire. Our ears are unfortunately better trained here.

>5 black males walking back and forth looking at cars

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200 lb of dead meat on the bathroom floor

bring some mo' forms

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5 MALE BLACKS

>>132072772
no one like a shitter stiff

>>132072567

>someone threw piss at the caller
>antifa?

They're throwing piss at each other.

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>unknown male black threw urine at the caller

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mark it we have urine

AK 47s

>they're carrying big guns
>like ak-47s

>Male Black throwing piss

They're carrying big guns like AK-47, they're dressed in black and white.

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>>132073021
Such a rich vibrant culture

somebody taking a piss over the channel

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> its sick its piss it's revolting it's insulting

>>132073066
>>132073066
Is there a collection of these?

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>>132073122
WARRIORS COME OUT TO PLAYAYEE

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>grabber her hair, punched her, stole her phone.
>she ripped his shirt

also link to chiraq bingo, i lost it.

Here's some art for you nazi and white power roberts

>5 to 6 male blacks, one with gun

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>>132073264

>>132070539
Your country is cucked that it celebrates the independence of a neighboring nation.

It's like celebrating your wifes boyfriends bithday.

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>>132073264
Lunch Break Edition

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>>132073264
r

>>132073468
Sweet, saving these

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>>132073264
how many you want hehe

>>132073366
>Nazi husband dies for you to keep mongoloids from taking the Fatherland

>Niggardly women vote CDU

Stop this nonsense. Women are inherently unpatriotic and ungrateful.

>>132073468
does the dead guy in the bathroom count as tile inspector?

we are truely blessed by god

>>132073543
That is good for tonight...

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>>132073264
weapons one i did a while back. hard to get a bingo in a night on this one but may get a cover all this weekend

>>132073586
gotta be on the pavement

We got fireworks boys

>several male hispanics running in and out of the tire shop
>throwing fireworks at cars

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>>132073623
Yea, I was checking off this one, already have bingo

>>132073777
noted

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>>132073623
i long for the day Male Black kills someone with a bat

>>132073586
probably so if we had one. the pavement inspector is after some bad accidents they have to send someone out to inspect the road.

>>132071173
That's fireworks you fucking pussy'ole.

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>>132073877
>a few months ago

that is gunfire, bongfriend

>>132073856
that would be a double square... I used to have sports equipment in that slot to cover golf clubs etc but it took up too much room

>>132073872
I was told that it was someone unresponsive and face down on the sidewalk/street...

lol BLACK MALE reduced to stealin SALE FOAMS

did they say they were tracking the 2013 camry via iphone

>>132074011
naw, has to be a city worker who actually pretends he inspected it

>OD in the park

>>132074076
dat lojack tho

>he's definitely on something

i get so attached to some of these calls and never get any closure

>>132074136
you are thinking of the accident scene investigator. OR you are trolling me....

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>>132073563
Women are not good or bad, but the choices they make can be. I'm very sad by the confusion in their minds. Men and women need to realize they need each other for more than biology.

>>132073601
Enjoy the art my friend, post your own if you have it.

>two people ODing in the park

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Throwing fire works at cars from the goddamn tire shop

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Real Robert Hours incoming.

>>132074238
is that French Impressionist?

>>132073956
>Fireworks can only be discharged on one day of the year
I've got a shed full of them and when i feel like (drunk) it i let them off.

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>stolen white jag
>active police chase in wrong way of traffic

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>>132074076
The simulate their own cell tower bay stations in the form of a van.

>>132074202
either definition works.

I'm playing blackout rules

>>132074362
thank you for contributing

>carjacking
>victim got hit by the offender

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SHIFT CHANGE

>>132074336
Yes, dance at le moulin de la galette by Renoir.

>car jacket got hit by offender

>>132074407
It's called a stingray.
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stingray_phone_tracker

>>132074202
i didnt make the card. but ive heard it several times. when the street gets damaged in a chase or truck vs pole etc they call a guy out to inspect.

LOL pissed off dispatcher

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REAL ROBERT ROLE CALL MOTHER FUCKERSSS

>>132074486
I know what their called.

>>132074428
that works.
I will go with the latter definition

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OH BOY

fuck me

>>132074430
No problem you Sniveling Weasel.

>>132074476
I knew it was either him or Manet

>>132074524
What fucking police outfit is rolling around in escalades?

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HERE WE GO

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Real Robert Hours in effect

linda and the landlords

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REAL ROBERT HOURS

It's a great day not to be banned on /pol/
Shit is going to be getting real tonight.


Today half of the people on disability got their checks.

At least half the city is going to be high as fuck on crack

>>132074569
they're or they are

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>>132074698
this can only get better once the gib faucet starts to dry up, which will be soon

bean bum

>>132074826
>gib faucet starts to dry up,

The wut

>Male passed out by the Bean
kek

>male hispanic with gun walking by a bar

>>132074884
coffee hobo

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>>132074623
Yea, it a rather famous art, but good for knowing it.

>passed out by the Bean

lol wtf

>>132070539
>that headline

our fourth of july festivities are ruined

>>132074893
The state is running out of money, Aug 1 or Sept 1 checks might not clear.

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>>132074918
forgot pic

>>132074893
The endless government handouts, likely to be stopping soon.

>>132074919
I can't paint, but I can appreciate the art.

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>>132074928
Millennium Park

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>male hispanic with gun in his pants.

I'm giving money to Robert this 4th of july. I can't do as much as I'd like but every major holiday im donating. This city is going to go fucking wild once all the hand outs are taken away

Walgreens for bingo

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>>132074893
illinois has been without a budget for close to three years, and is a few days away from being downgraded to junk status. Even the lottery told us to fuck off this week, no more powerball or mega millions for IL

>>132075097
Looks like a giant pill.

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>>132075032
good man

>>132075105
nice pic
saved

>>132075105
That's awesome man. CPD Memorial is a good organization. Unlike most scummy non-profits, most of their donations actually go to CPD.

>>132075168
rockford anon here, were starting to get more niggers from chicago. their faces look funny as fuck on the mugshot page though.

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/our/ art hitler's bad ass jesus castle

LATICIA IS HAVING A DOMESTIC

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER TISH

>>132074430
The fireworks are at least 300m away yet you cower and try to film though a 5mm gap whilst trying to grasp for oxygen. This is why white people don't stand a chance.

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>>132075222
>>132075244
>>132075255
>tfw you get home just in time for RRH and errybody gettin digits

>>132075222
>No Vassily! That is Vodka not water!!

>>132075264
im all for hating niggers but a confederate flag just looks dumb on you

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>>132075173
....was that a new dispatch voice? I think crabby just upgraded to bitchy...oh god that's hot.

>man having a seizure.
>sassy working strategy

>>132075296
but us white folk love fireworks. what was the point of your post?

>>132075272
oof, I see why he didn't get into art school.

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tennnnnnnn - furrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>132074983

Chicago has been shrinking lately, but the good news is that it's mostly poor blacks leaving. Young white people are staying or coming here.

When the gibs dry up, they'll keep migrating to the South.

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A YOU DOING YOUR FAIR SHARE OF DISTURBANCES /CPD?

>>132070267
getin comfy, should be rough through 2moro going up to 88 degrees

>>132075347
whatever you say cheese burger

>female neighbor passed out in front of his door

better then ((((( modern art)))))))

>>132075491
Nigga pls
t. Texan

>selling glowsticks without a license

>>132075513
I think we all know she wants it


What a beta fag

When do we get a new thread, this one is getting long.

>>132075657
you need to leave

> SHE WANTS DAAA DICKKKK

>>132075657
Nigga It's 190 posts. They max out at 400

>>132075708
Why?

>>132075730
Oh.

>>132075784
great post

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>>132075332
fuckin saved, loved this.

>>132075425
cus you're a faggot
>Pedrooooooo whaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I forgot about my fireworks, you wanna see them? they're shit.

>>132075852
Lets give him a chance to get his shit together before we just pile on. This is the COMFY thread after all.

>>132075743
With respect, I've been browsing /pol/ for only a week and a half about now, mate, and I already know why you need to leave. There is a place that you can go; two places really.

The first of these places is Hell. There, you won't be able to disturb people with retarded questions.

The second place is Reddit where you will be able to foster your retardation by living among others of your kind.

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! Explosion!

>>132075657
LEAVE NEWFAG

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Shut 'em down Robert

>more than your fair share of disturbances

Fukken niggers

>>132075743
You need to lurk more. A LOT more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2XwV-CWW6Y

>>132075743
quit blocking my drive way

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>>132076113

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>>132075730
>They max out at 400
300 is the bump limit, also just the right temperature to bake bread

>>132076113
>>132076216
Ha Ha, these are Great!

>>132076189
nigga aint no one blocking your rockford driveway except your bucktooth bitch and the neighborhood rolling meth lab

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>>132076030
>>132075743
>when you newfag so hard even Zimbabwe calls you out

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Posting a vid a regular made awhile back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU

Lads, is it happening?

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>>132076411
the fire rises

>Sorry bout dat.

She said.

Sassily.

>>132076030
>>132076328
I'll ask whatever quesstions I please.

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>>132076030
>Zimbabwe dunks on berger

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>>132076518
Retards Need Not Post

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>>132076524
>zimbabwe

>>132076518
ask away

>He keeps hanging in front of the building

By the end of the night... will he truly hang from the front of the building, /pol/?

>>132076518
It is better to be silent and thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt, mate.

>>132076595
You think everyone is from reddit huh?

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>>132076476
sassy is awesome. I really hope crabby is good looking too. I'm going to find a way to send the dispatch women flowers for xmas.

>male talking trash and exposing himself

Talking trash and exposing himself.

>>132076634
cliche dogma is for limp wristed homosexuals.

>>132076652
only one particular ID

fix yourself a drano martini, friend

>>132076796
>being this butthurt

>>132076796
I'll spit all over your crying face kid.

>>132076826
>defiling your flag with this post on this most hliest of weekends

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>>132076826
he's right, y'know

>>132076728
At least he's taking out the god damn garbage

Knock it off Robert fightin' you talkin' trash and masterbatin'

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cmon fellas lets not fight. this is the best thread on this board. This is usually the one place where everyone is courteous.

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guys calm the fuck down and return the love. Robert hours are about relaxing. If you're all going to fight you need to get the fuck out.

Big happening soon

>>132076147
Sounds like a war zone

>>132076967
THIS. Cheers

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CHECK YO KEYS ROBERT

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>>132076967
THIS. Thanks, Robert. Enjoy the flavors.

>>132076930
THIS
this isn't the thread for this shit.
chimp elsewhere, or enjoy the only decent thread on /pol/

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Chiraq resident here.

I managed to snap a photo of the man that was talking trash and exposing himself

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>>132076967
alright weapons down for robert

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>>132076967
/cpd/ is a no drama zone

>>132077103
Looks like he may he chosen.
>Hope he knows he shouldn't be driving on the Shabbos.

>kicking jose out of a fiesta

>>132077103
absolute mad man is at it again. he shot up a night club in Arkansas earlier.

>>132077114
The scanner provides plenty of drama for us.

>>132077103
He's probably going to get away with it

>>132077103
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>132076147
Fuckin a m8

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>>132077030
No one gives love to the leaf. Jesus loves you anyway. hahaha <3

>>132077177
HE DID THAT TOO?!?!

Wow someone summarize what the dispatcher just said ...

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they haven't caught the guy with the AK, yet?

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>>132072805

Just got home from work, what have I missed?

assault in progress, Palmer House ... in the "nice section" of Chicago

playin' wit penises

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White man on the loose.

>>132077330
tom foolery and hi jinkery at but naked speeds anon

>male hispanic in blue boxers playing with himself

>man on cornor with penis out playing with it.
>sassy goes "ewwwwww"

>>132075168
goyim, I...

"With his penis out, playing with it"

a maturbator!!!! hahahahahaha

>>132077330
machete fight, urine attack, couple foot chases, gang bangers with bandanas over their faces driving thru neighborhood, and extra flirty dispatch

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Wew lads. Penis out. Playing with it. Weeew.

Rock out with your cock out

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>>132077330
>5 male blacks looking into cars
>drunk dude passed out by the bean
>numerous firework calls
>sassy bein her beautiful self
>newfag drama

>>132077330
>person ods in public.
>lady passes out on porch.
>male black steals bicycle.
>Fireworks sound like gunshots.

not much so far.

Boxers playing with his penis

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>With his penis out playing with it

>>132077518
>please delete this thumbnail pls

>>132077489
pulling his own pork

New crime scene
>>132077575
>>132077575
>>132077575

Perverts out tonight
>>132077575
>>132077575
>>132077575

>Battery victim
>4 year old

Depressing

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>89 yo male with dimensia trying to leave house agitated
feels : (

>>132077558
I like it cause when you click on the man's face the line of text goes wild. It's fun.

> Morse code ftw

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>>132070267
Why do you fuck about with your shit military.
Why not just send Robert out to the Middle East!

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>>132077701
youre right that is fun

>just his underwear on
I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

>male blacks out here acting like western train robbers

WATCH YO KEYS CITYWIDE

>>132078732
What does that mean (just found out about those threads)

Hey Roberts! Just tuning in! Has anything interesting happened yet?

>>132077701
>Rare flag

>>132078181

that nig got nogged

>>132078974
Occasionally someone will keep the key on their handset depressed and it covers up the transmissions, so no one can communicate. The shaniquas at dispatch will tell them to check their keys.
>>132079057
GUNS AND FIREWORKS EVERYWHERE
GUY WITH HIS PENIS OUT
DRUNK WHITE MALE GETTING RACIAL

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>>132076518
Hey everyone lets point and laugh at the retard who feels like he deserves answers to all his questions. HAHAHAHA

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>>132079057
Male Black up to his usual antics. Fireworks calls confusing things to a minor degree. Also Mr. Black threw urine at a caller

evenin Roberts, just now joining

>3 boatloads of people apprehended at the K dock

>male his panic shooting at the bar at 3534 w armitage

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>>132077690
>dimensia
wew

Roberts? Are you guys still there?

This obviously isn't getting bumped anymore, so I'll bake some new bread.

>>132080200
See >>132077674

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>>132080200
lets bump this thread to termination.