>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE
>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>>Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
>>For Ambiance:
https://soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro
DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
http://www.getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.
>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/
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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
http://heyjackass.com
http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/
http://chitownmugshots.com/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/
http://www.cwbchicago.com/
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
>>Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
>>Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
PASTEBIN: https://pastebin.com/pD418Eky
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The crowd plot continues
>>131977907
Will Chicago ever been great again?
>five females fighting
>caller is not involved
So Robert is a person?
hope Robert made it out of the nig mob ok.
thank you for the new bread anon
Need more forms
>>131978032
Rome will never prosper under Augustan again
>>131978044
Robert is the name for night shift CPD officers
>>131978044
we are all Roberts. You're now a Robert
>gun in waistband
>10 other male hispanics out there with him
Happening?
evening robers. i tuned in at a good time apparently, or a bad time. the crowd thing that is and I think i saw a 'calling all roberts'. never heard that before.
>>131978044
Some say he's a person. Some say he's feeling. Some say he is a monster.
One thing is for sure: he is necessary.
20th for sabina altynbekova
that thing ausrobert made is absolute kino
>>131978032
>that pic
deep
inspirational
wow
>>131978128
A shadow, a motion, an instinct, Robert lurks in the deep of all of our souls.
>>131978044
HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON
>>131978169
how tall is she?
asking for a friend
>>131978212
I prefer this picture.
>>131978258
five eleven and a half in your retarded units i think
>16 shots heard
Just came back from work roberts. Anything good yet?
In death we have a name... What's his name /pol/?
>16 shots
god damn
>woman beating another woman
>trying to drag her in the apartmant
GOD DAMN
>>131978325
roboerT?
What the fuck you racists this sort of stuff happens in every city it's just exacerbated because Chicago happens to be a large city.
It literally has nothing to do with race.
>two women beating a woman in an alley
>trying to drag her into an alley
Lesbian enrichment?
>>131978304
thx bulgaria
take this gif of your national icon as payment
What the fuck was that noise.
>>131978324
>Crowd approaching group of Roberts at crime scene, they have weapons
>>131978304
shes a big girl
>>131978324
"massive crowd approaching", a car on fire, endless domestic batteries, blood, fire, death
> bottles breaking, children screaming
Probably a fight in progress
>>131978310
16? I can't count that high AH AH AH
>>131978212
it's a neat picture no need to be cynical about it
>>131978044
Robert is the protagonist of CPD, regularly encountering the villain MALE BLACK, occasionally checking his keys and flirting with dispatch.
Weve got
>BOTTLE
on weapons bingo
>children screaming
yas
>getting beat and dragged into an apartment
BY ALLAH
>Children screaming
>>131978370
>male black with a gun wearing hoodie by the McDonalds dumpster
>>131978258
182 cm/6 foot tall
>>131978414
Fucking bottle kids
>>131978384
I could have sworn someone was meowing
>black male with a gun in mcdonalds parking lot
dispatch always sounds so sassy n cute
>>131978405
Shit this gon b gud
>Man with a gun in a brown hoodie in a mcdonalds parking lot
sheeeeiiiiit
1st of JULY!!!
I wonder how many Roberts will die today?
>>131978357
wwe comes to your neighborhood.
>>131978370
guess what every other big crime city also has lots of
>>131978430
>children screaming
>at a party where a fight broke out
kek
Which zone has the most chimpouts?
I can't keep my eyes open anymore. Stay safe out there Roberts and check your keys
>>131978289
Why would you stick your key in this you'd get electrocuted you can tell it's happened before from the burn marks on the receptacle.
>>131978528
hopefully zero
short hair black shirt blue jeans
>>131978574
>>131978574
>>131978574
That would be a bore
>>131978543
chicago citywide
>>131978528
my robert is ready
>Husband beat me but I don't want to file charges
Then why call in the first place? Sort your shit out, yeesh.
>>131978532
People. These are people you're talking about.
>guns and knives
To think today is only Friday and 3 full days till the 4th.
>>131978374
based
>>131978617
the meaning of these threads is lost on you then.
>>131978655
to get the attacker away from you
T-t-that's not a-a train..
>>131978370
kindly get the fuck out
>>131978686
MALE BLACK is barely a person.
>>131978543
this app negro, this one.
>>131978686
SNOWFLAKE STATUS
>CONFIRMED
>>131978712
is Rusev famous in the homeland?
I'd like to think he is
>>131978617
leave, this is a Robert thread
>>131978370
neck yourself you liberal kike
>>131978686
Audible kek at the thought of someone seeing them as people. What has this place done to me
>>131978727
Then file the charges, women are retarded.
>>131978169
Glad you like her anon
>>131978370
Lurk moar nigger.
Roberts it seems we have some bored kids in the thread today. Stay safe.
>>131978767
That black male could very well grow up to be one of the very police officers protecting this city
>>131978550
... thats the joke
>>131978797
fairly. they write about him on sports sites because his storylines are great
>>131978778
im probably the only one using the app on my tv blaring the scanner through my surround sound
>2 shots fired
>>131978883
>2 shots fired
ITS HAPPING
>>131978852
Demographics is the main issue
>>131978850
I was joking I am saying a prayer for all Roberts now. May no Roberts die tonight or forevermore. Amen.
>>131978841
if she files charges she'll probably live the rest of her life in fear that he'll come back to fucking kill her. I've watched enough cops to understand these things
>>131978852
You try too hard, and we all think its pretty fucking gay
>>131978883
>just scrolled back down
good morning Robert
>>131978871
not the only one.
>>131978911
>>131978883
Nw highway and Oshkosh is in a nice white area too.
>Kekistan pants
>>131978925
any woman stupid enough to stay with a guy who beats her and do nothing about it deserves it. too many programs out there to help you or just kill his ass in self defense.
>>131978925
But he won't kill you for calling the police in the first place, regardless of whether you pressed charges or not? Zero logic, you know what maybe he should just beat her stupid ass to death.
any updates on the 12 year old earlier who had the gun
good pasta
does cpd know about these threads? are they in here rn?
Robert asking for too much!!
Sassy Dispatch
>>131978871
i'm using the WEBSITE on my TV blaring the surround through my 2.1 SPEAKER SETUP with 800in SUBWOOFER for extra DYNAMIC KEY CHECKS.
>Maybe she will pick up when we call back
>Now that's asking for too much
>>131978980
it helps im half deaf. its hell getting old
I'm headed to bed. Stay safe Roberts!
>>131979054
>Militia
every thyme
TOUCH TOOO MUCH
>>131978980
programmer reporting in.
NO! it's not an app, even if it's on your phone. it's a fucking program you trendy shitfuck bitch.
>sorry not trying to rage but you deserve it
>>131979047
he got arrested. Robert had to play Taxi for the Mom. so she could bail her darlings out
My theory for 20 ATF agents
>atf agents patrolling with law officers
>observing about how dindus performs
>make a plan for shitstorm
>atf agents tell President all the plans
>President give them a green light
>epic of shitstorm has begin
>city wide Waco'd
Well? Care to add into my theory?
>>131979062
no way we are ~30-50 of the 2400 people listening right now
>>131979028
police are commonplace to the concrete jungle species, in their tiny brains that dont mean nuffin
>>131979021
>expecting them to have intelligence about the men they sleep with
>>131979092
they have a broadcastify app that works on fire tv. running it in kodi
>>131979103
agreed, youth is wasted on youth
>>131979139
I wasnt the one calling it a app.
>>131979139
youre probably a 14 year old who made a text adventure game in python over the weekend, no real programmer gets fucking triggered seeing the word app.
>>131979160
>One condition
>They have to use the same radio
All good
>>131978405
>"massive crowd approaching", a car on fire, endless domestic batteries, blood, fire, death
THIS IS ALL BECAUSE YOU CIS GENDERED WHITE RACISTS
>>131979184
*tips toupee*
>>131979160
He needs to send in the national guard which will be hailed as RWDS by /pol/ because there is no way in hell 20 will be enough once the big chimp out occurs these next days/weeks
/CPD/ is popping off tonight, its that Trump-Effect
Fuck this is a fast thread, and even a faster radio.
WHAT IS THIS MUSIC
>>131979160
their organizing for their tribal dances and to suck the anuses of donkies.
oh shit some lady dead
Cool overdosed women
night night bitch
>>131979299
great oc robert.
>>131979280
Illinois Militia need to be called in, bunch of rednecks from the country will drive into the city.
>>131979322
>>131979345
>>131979348
>>131979358
What color is she
>>131979386
a white blaxican
>>131979386
provably black
>>131979232
ok then. i'm drunk.
>>131979232
I sexually identify as an attack helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oil fields, dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm retarded, but I don't care. I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgery to install rotor blades, 3mm cannons and AMG 114 Hellfire missiles...on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me Apache and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me, you're a heliphobe and you need to check your vehicular privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
has there been a single FEMALE WHITE tonight?
>>131979386
The kind that overdoses.
>>131979373
I remember alot of militafags not wanting to stick around protests because of black panthers. maybe Chicago just needs a nigger seeking recreational MC'nuke.
>>131979307
>WHAT IS THIS MUSIC
just so you know, even if you're on the OP-linked ambient/CPD stream, we're not all synchronized, unless it was music from DJChimpout on the Baofeng I missed while pouring another Vodka
>>131979062
I texted this thread to my robert friend. they know now.
>>131979386
Cold
>>131979452
>even if you're on the OP-linked ambient/CPD stream, we're not all synchronized,
well that sucks
>>131979386
Who cares.
helicopter in the background?
new thread theme"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-0E2oFhPwQ
>>131978370
San Antonio is the 7th largest city in the country and our crime rates are nowhere near Chicago levels.
>>131979273
you will unironically, literally die alone and without children you stupid gaping-ass-pussy bitch cunt. kill yourself now. end your misery.
Night all, for real this time.
>>131979553
What type of music is this?
Where can i find more like it?
>>131979504
they knew last year. some anon contacted em thru their email or some shit. some rich anon wanna get some of these made into posters to ship to our Roberts?
i still can't wrap my head around the fact that all this crime happened in a couple of hours.
>>131979613
ambient.
>>131979613
thats 80's hair bands... im old
>>131978370
look at race map of chicago overlaid with crime heatmap, it's everything to do about race....and detroit, and DC, and St Louis, KCMO, KCKS, Memphis, New Orleans, Houston, Los Angeles, NYC, etc etc etc
>>131979613
that's classic rock pham, the best genre of music
>>131979613
late 80's-early 90's hair band rock
it gets old very fast
>>131979613
dad rock
>the gunman is leaning out of the window of an apartment
Do we have a sniper?
>>131979650
It's the sound of what the niggers thought when we said 'Freedom'
>>131979553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K_4bmBgQhk
good stuff
someone is leaning out of a window
>>131979728
>we wuz grassy knoll n sheeeeit
>>131979728
a sniper with a hand gun probably
>>131979674
that's poverty shitlord. you just need to give them more monies
>>131979755
He covered himself in weed
>>131979613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O317T6Zlno
>>131978370
go look at what happened to the whites who maintained Rhodesia then magically decided one day to let the blacks run the whole country. It burned down.
>>131979721
>>131979713
>>131979703
>>131979667
>>131979656
One time I saw my Dad cheat on my mom and it was with a woman in the car and he played music like this ;________;
>>131979674
maps are racist tools created by the white man
>>131979728
4th floor. we got us a Tyreeese LaHarvey DeOswlad
>>131979299
tastful
>>131979826
that means you can make a move on your mom now
>>131978370
And the summerfags take the bait.
>>131979843
>maps are racist tools created by the white man
We Wuz Authorz and Sheeeeeit
>drag racers
Bout time
>>131979826
then im old enough to be your parent... i just never cheated. been married 26 years together since 87
I want a real happening already!!!!! My patience is getting thin. A couple of Dindus getting shot isn't enough.
>>131979916
its the love of motorsport (in shitsville)
>>131979943
Have a picture of my old cat, old man.
>>131979983
i like that one
>>131979983
The white man gibbeth and the white man taketh away.
It only matters if a White or Asian is shot
>>131980016
>Middle of the bottom shelf
>THE JEWS
>>131979970
oh ho i'm sorry does this not amuse you? are not amused by this? is it not good enough for ya huh?
>Asleep in backyard for 7 days
that person is kill
>>131980097
I have a very /pol/ themed library
>>131980016
nice pussy. i have doggos now and grandkids. little shits went camping this weekend so house is quiet except for scanner blaring and spouse snoring.
>>131979553
>boomer ...mmmaaaaybe gen x detected
regardless of your generation, you're not qualified to set thread theme music. don't worry, i'll do it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s11ER546zBM
>>131980130
naw dat nigga be nappin yo.
>>131980097
seems to be something in hebrew on the top shelf too
>>131980130
Tyrone dug a foxhole.
>>131979553
get classy, faggots
>>131979780
>that's poverty shitlord. you just need to give them more monies
Bulgaria has no V4
>>131980171
i concede my power oh great one. Growing up boomers where born leading up to WWII, but you guys have changed that. just know you will never know the pain of playing duke nukem on 28k dial up.
>>131980216
Mind your own business Bulgar!
ahahahahha dumbass lawyer had his everything stuck to his phone. got jacked for his phone and lost it all.
anonymous second city cop blog for all things Roberts in chicago: http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
>possible mental in the alley naked
>>131980376
did you know that in bulgarian "kvetching" is the word for squealing (like a pig)
"your possible Mental is now nekkid"
>>131980446
>geniuses who put their wallets, business cards, etc., on the back of their phone
what did they mean by this
>>131980499
You bring new light to that word for me!
What is it with all the key checking?
>20 males being loud in the street
hmmmm, i wonder what the race of the perpetrators is
>>131980362
i had 14.4 and played my fair share of duke nukem
t. boomers
>>131980514
Naked mark it on your descrip bingo card
>>131980477
Grease up those nightsticks, Robert.
>>131980567
>i had 14.4 and played my fair share of duke nukem
>t. boomers
The sad thing is a lot of people will try and lump 32-35y/o that were doing the same thing in with millenials. I feel I'm solidly Gen X, it's a matter of maturity more than just year you were born
>>131980634
>burger force
>ever not using firearms
>>131980567
when i got isdn i was shitting in high cotton. the ms came out with their gaming zone and had a lan room where you could launch all your lan games, beat the hell out of the long distance charges i was paying to play with friends at work.
>>131979160
>care to add into my theory
nope. you covered everything i want to see out of this
>reckless driver
>went through ever red light
>now in the parking lot at baskin robins
>>131980682
>>burger force
>>ever not using firearms
that was some sad shit hearing on the news today, mentioning Trump wanting to help Chicago, that the situation is worsening due to Robert's feeling rejected, hesitant to enforce the law or blast some Male Black on a full blown nigger chimpout, because he might be judged in the media, doxxed, and personally sued beyond the liability insurance CPD can afford to carry
>>131978415
Is that meant to be Angel?
If so, that is fucking awesome...
How can we implement Robert patrols in Canada?
>>131980909
>How can we implement Robert patrols in Canada?
four easy payments of $9.99
>>131980909
reported to Trudeau for racism.
>>131980016
cute kitter
happy birthday
I hope it was gr8 dude!
>>131980861
>sad
aye, it really is. Hell, apparently the active officers they had in chicago dropped by a solid 100 officers (375 from 475) from 2011 to now, because apparently having more officers in a crime ridden area is racist.
>>131980865
angel is great faggot
CALL THAT NUMBER
>>131981034
>Whiny emo
>great
Hah.
>>131980679
no bro. you're cool i'm in your camp. i get lumped in with millenials, but i'm about your age. gen x is underrated.
>wayne's world
>party time
>excelent
>>131980760
>isdn
i was always too poor to get that. then dsl came along. wew.
what happened to the crowd?
>large group of people in front of house yelling gang slogans
>male hispanic not letting a bus move
Back from Whataburger. WHat did I miss?
>haulin' ass
>>131981607
word
is robert okay? :(
sounds like dispatch is in the bathroom
>shots fired at western and harrison, 2 male hispanics shot at the caller
>two male hispanics shot at caller
>>131980016
Is this (((Ezra's))) fuckboi Posobiec lurking again?
>>131981767
>>131981770
I thought President Trump was suppose to fix this? Have the feds not arrived yet?
How bad will it this 4 of July?
>>131981255
>no bro. you're cool i'm in your camp. i get lumped in with millenials, but i'm about your age. gen x is underrated.
>i was always too poor to get that. then dsl came along. wew.
Yup there are definitely some shit kids coming out from GenX parents, but any of my personal friends kids are awesome, more an individual thing than just generational.
DSL was ok, we tried that for a month or two, before TW Road Runner was available
>>131981822
Just ATF agents, no heavy artillery yet.
cringe accent
>>131981854
Seems like teens today have very little use for computers. they game on consoles and use the internet on their phones dummy proof like iphones. i think we will end up with a gen that is as tech illiterate as boomers.
What is a ATF agent? I don't pay attention to this type of stuff
>>131981997
alcohol tabacco and firearms agent
>>131981997
nigga are you 5
>>131981997
BATFE, Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms Enforcement, just a fed agency here that mostly deals with guns, hard drugs and untaxed cigarettes, mostly state agencies do alcohol enforcement at the practical level
oops E stands for Explosives, not Enforcement
>precious was locked out of the house by her husband
>>131982088
Nnn...no
>>131981997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8p_GIQRTmO8
>>131982088
you a wigga?
3 types of people on pol
>>131982048
decent person
>>131982088
shitposting faggot
>>131982102
autist
>>131981997
So you're not American and English is not your first language. Good to know, why are you here again?
>>131981817
What if it was just Ezra?
le parenthesis faec
>>131982192
>autist
or maybe im just on the job
>>131982215
to gather info on the infedals
>>131979524
I'm fixin to start an aesthetic youtube stream some day soon
>daughter tried to cut her wrists
>daughter cutting her wrists
>shots fired at Artisian
suicide slut
Fucking hell, another attention whore "attempting" suicide with the wrist cutting
>>131981817
Go suck Dennis Wise' cock you worthless 1488istani faggot.
>>131982411
I did it because I was bored
>>131980016
nice kitty
>>131982457
cuck or coon?
>>131982457
Someone's triggered.
Is someone playing fucking Pinball?
>>131982586
>cuck or coon?
need to see more posts to decide, could just be shitting it up
The thread seems to be POPPIN' tonight. Any a e s t h e t i c requests tongiht?
>They're pinging phones now
This always scares me. We all know it's totally possible to track someone doing this, but hearing it live is something else.
test wtf
>garage on fire
>>131982741
>The thread seems to be POPPIN' tonight. Any a e s t h e t i c requests tongiht?
I have special unedited highres berto i've been hoarding, got to know its worth sharing
>>131982840
>This always scares me. We all know it's totally possible to track someone doing this, but hearing it live is something else.
yup don't even need a warrant just pc and an official request, put the geek squad on that ass
>an adam still on the clock
Poor bastard.
>>131983124
How many hours overtime is that? Is Adam the shift before the 9PM Robert Shift?
>>131983124
>>an adam still on the clock
>Poor bastard.
if we can believe CPD-anon, >>131983124
Adam still refers to night shift tac units and UC's
>female caller says a female black has a knife
>caller is screaming that her bf is tearing up her hourse
>>131980016
look to the left of the cat
>>131983423
Her house? Bitch please.
5211?? Someone got explosives?
>>131983469
Like that particular set, i'll throw one to you and see what it do if those are yours
>>131983448
What you like Dershowitz?
new bread, fresh baked
>>131983634
>>131983634
>>131983634
migrate like le bruin horde
>>131983634
>>131983634
>>131983634
before you get archived to oblivion
>>131983634
>>131983634
>>131983634
>>131983656
The jew star by cats elbow
>>131983695
this thread is not even at the bump limit yet you piece of shit.
>>131983695
What a terrible ass. Like slamming your pelvis into a cinder block when you fuck that boney thing.
>>131983726
Cats don't have elbows they have four knees.
lololol attitude
>2 males stealing a blue vehicle
>"they shot into the baby's room" ET refused
>what i was trying to tell you before you cut me off was that you can call the sargeant directly...
>i dont know why the attitude squad, i was just asking a question....
OH SHIT
>>131983769
>What a terrible ass. Like slamming your pelvis into a cinder block when you fuck that boney thing.
looks like she bruises easily
>>131983760
>this thread is not even at the bump limit yet you piece of shit.
any second now
we gotta big one
>>131983847
Looks more like IV drug use. Look at the foot. They try to hide the marks by injecting into veins on the foot. Total junky skank.