/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - (ALMOST) BANKRUPT EDITION

please give drawing requests, I'm lonely and can't sleep :/

first for checking keys

first for keys checked!

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First niggas

vehicle parked in the handicap spot. truly the most horrible crime tonight.

>>131971213
how about you draw me beating u up buddy

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ROBERT
O
B
E
R
T

>>131971213
draw "The Night Rob", the masked vigilante martial autist taking back the streets of Chiraq from crime (nigs)

>>131971213
draw Robert

>>131971244
Checked!

>>131971213
Checking yo keys

>>131971213
Robert having to babysit a dead body because the backlog of body snatchers

>>131971216
>>131971236
You bastard i'll kill you!

>21 year old female unresponsive
>she is breathing

>>131971213
Do a better version of this
>>131971209

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>male black in a stolen car, angry we're making a report; he's an attorney

>>131971213
patriotic robert for independence day pls

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whatcha listening to roberts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G0pBGYXH34

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>>131971213
me atm, have at it

>>131971283
He's like batman, only broke and acoustic.

Black woman stabbing crackers

>>131971322
shes no snitch!

>>131971085
ooh. a stabbin

>>131971322
>look to right, look to left
Unzip

>>131971304
One night an Adam was on til 2am pulling babysitting duty

>SPEED HONK

>BT-1000 stabbing white man

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female black getting stab happy on the redline.

>>131971364
>Katamari
Good shit

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>>131971380

>>131971364
Katamari is the goat stoner game, highly recommended

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>>131971213
this actually happened last year . go for it.

>stabbing
check

>>131971213
draw a Robert awoo

725 robert
domestic
shaneeqa having trouble with brother

Anyone remember the great battle of taco bell after the world series?

>>131971213
>transformer on fire
>nothing more

>>131971364
Checked!

>>131971492
that happened this year too a month or two ago

he looks... uh... confused?

She's got a STICK!

THEY HAVE A STICK

>male white thinks some bitch is abusing kids

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>>131971501

>>131971085
are there a chicago scanner BINGO cards? (free space in center is Robert)

SHE GOT A STICK AND SHE GONNA FIND HIM

CALLER AFRAID SHE GONNA BEAT SOME KIDS

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> male white with a stick
> trying to stop abuse

>>131971640
yes

>>131971213
>>131971213
BALD CONFUSED WHITE MAN LOST IN AN AFRICAN JUNGLE

>>131971631
it's even got the sassy face i love it

>>131971616
fucking racist wyte "people"

Guy thinks wife drugged him, speech slurred refuses medical

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>>131971640

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>>131971640

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Check o keys, watch out for those nogs

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>>131971640
4th of July Edition

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>>131971640

>>131971085
Yawn. All this is just opening credits. Get back to me when the gibs dry up. That's when the movie really starts.

>>131971631
cute

>3 shots fired at 18th place and carpenter

another drive by

Is EBT cancelled this month due to the budget fuckery?

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>>131971283
>>131971380

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THREEE SHOTS!! AH AH AH

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>>131971825
>mfw I lived there a year ago

whoa

18th place and carpenter, small black vehicle speeding down street after 3 shots were fired

>>131971836
I think it Aug 1 that EBT gets canceled.

>>131971891
Dear God I can't wait

>>131971851
You glorious fucking leaf, I just spit my coffee on my keyboard.

>>131971836
>Is it state funded?
Yes, it's kill
>Is it not state funded?
Most likely kill but not 100%

In the case of EBT, I'm assuming it's kill.

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>>131971760
>bone

Robert has a fancy WHAT?

>>131971851
Night Rob,
Fighter of the Nog Man!

Man DOWN!

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>>131971254
here u go

Man down

>>131971974
ive heard everyone of those, female black was beating someone with a dogs bone

refusal to leave

thats two roberts down tonight

blame madigan

>>131972110
is it even possible to distinguish Chicago from Africa at this point

robert NO

>>131972016
that image really
knocked my socks off!!!!

>>131972161
BODY SLAM MADIGAN

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>>131972110
almost all of these have been used at one time or another.

Fireworks!
>so it begins

>about 12 firetrucks at a high rise building
>dispatch exhales heavily

>>131972227
nope. they are being pretty civilized tonight only stabbings and shootings. my card is blank

How many fire trucks?

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nooooooooooooo 2 roberts down
>FUCK THIS WORLD

does man down mean just wounded/capacitated or does it mean dead?

>male His Panic choking a female

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>>131971285
>>131971295
>>131971343
tried to do them all at once, hope its okay :)

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>male hispanic was chocking a female

>>131972393
while also harrassing passerbys lmao

>>131971085
>Question

Would you stay the night in the streets of Chicago for 1 night for $10,000?

>>131972393
CHOKED THAT BITCH OUT

>>131972358
Twelve lol

>>131972255
damn thats one of the first drafts i did of this card. i spent a couple nights getting suggestions from the peeps to fill it. been away a few months.

>>131972398
appreciate it robert

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>>131972312
let it burn baby

>>131972443
Yes, but it would be one helluva night.

Wtf is this guy
He sounds drunk AF

>>131972443
SURVIVOR: Africa-America

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>yes i would gibs the money

>>131972312
>they have to do it for free now
shid

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>>131972462
i was their for that. got the updated one too. good to see ya again Robert

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>>131972436
>multitasking Mexicans

> dont be laughin at me

>keep laughin

>>131972443
are you allowed to be "on the run" and make your way out of the city or closer to the financial district where there's less shit happening?

>Don't be laughing at me

i'm just gonna leave this here
#porcchat:matrix.org

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DON'T LAUGH, BITCH!

>>131972398
nice

>get a stomach ache
>call the cops

>>131972443
Do I get to legally concealed carry?

>>131972526
>Man Vs. Chicago with Bear Grylls

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Who here ready for 4th of July?
>pic related: last years OC

>>131972443
Sure

>>131972666
not today satan

second appearance of stick being used as a weapon

>>131972600
oh god that's a show i would watch. Naked and Afraid : Chicago Edition

>mother threatening kids with stick
did they say her race? can i guess?

>>131972666
Checked

>>131972443

depends which neighborhood and if i'm allowed to hide

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>>131971368

>>131972690
>Tonight on Scarred and Alone

>>131972600
yes but you only receive half of the reward

BEAT ME WITH A STICK

>>131972568
ditto. son bought me a new tablet for m's day, just installed my app tonight. will work on some more this weekend.

Someone else mind baking next thread?

Gonna take some time to make some OC, don't want to multitask

>>131972652
>Dispatcher not so Jockular since being Molested

>>131972690
2 shots fired. walcott or someshit

>>131972739
they did say her race, but feel free to guess

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The question is could you survive escaping the South Side of Chicago just dropped off like this:

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TWO SHOTS AH AH AH

>>131972818
Crystal

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>>131972711
/comfy/ and ready

foot chase is on

>3 male blacks inside store stealing

>>131972669
Yes but you only get one clip

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What do they mean when they say "Robert"?

>>131972790
then yea for $5,000 I bet I could make my way to the financial district and hold the fort down till the coked out businessmen get there at 5am

>>131972820
uyghur

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>>131972690
er, i meant this

>>131972801
i will if no one else will

>>131972776
you're good. draw me a pet nigger that says jack harms

>three male black inside store... stealing

>>131972890
Callsign for cops working night shift i.e. 753 robert

>>131972783
see
>>131972907
>naked and afraid

4 shots
walcott and crystal

I just arrived in chicago a few minutes ago. Gonna be here 2 weeks. I feel like I've made a grave mistake

>>131972915
that dispatch is way too cute, you nailed the sassy.

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>>131971492

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> robert is the hero of chiraq

>robbed at gun point by black male
imagine maw shawk

>>131972890
Robert - Rookies Officers Being Educated - Reduced Training

>>131973008
no shit retard, why are you there tho?

>>131973008
think of it this way, definitely a comfy 4th to watch niggers get killed

>>131973026
This one is great

>>131972974
sorry, burger education here, what is a callsign?

>>131973099
jesus, like a nickname.

> the life you save may be your own
>RUN

>robbed at gunpoint
Male black
Blue jeans
Jumped out of a mercury

Mercury is still around?

>>131972776
close enough im on the sofa

jesus fuck it's like a warzone

>>131973026
I am crying from laughter

>>131972915
kek this is gold

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>>131973026
love it

? the body's in the bag on the move ?

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>>131973141
so everyone has the same nickname? seems inefficient.

>>131973052
"Vacation"

Can someone pls get the fucking meat in the sack. I got to go ffs.

>>131973226
It's a # + robert

San Antonio reporting, listening in honor of the Robert who was shot and killed the other day...

What all is going down? Rowdier than usual tonight, lads?

>>131973026
best yet

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>>131971546

>body in the bag

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>>131971285
Robert.... the hero we need

>>131973202
Where is Robert's green card?

>>131973026
Yes!

>...as long as it takes someone to get the body in a bag. F

>>131973233
seen any roaming gangs of male blacks yet?

>>131973222
robert asked the other robert when he could get out of there. he said "once somebody puts the body in the bag ang gets it on the move"

>>131973226
its the name for the first responding car. Dispatch will give numbers before saying "Robert" which designates the district and squad car.

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>>131973248
is that to keep the cops anonymous on the radio?

3 rounds?

6 rounds

6. make it 6 rounds

god damn so many violent crimes. in my municipality, which is probably 100 000 people, police said there were 4 robberies for the entire 2016

4 minutes to bankruptcy

>>131973359
Thread reminder the default ammo capacity of a HiPoint (cheapest piece of shit ever) pistol is only 10 rounds.

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Dog bite, big gun and whores

>>131971213
>>131972016
>>131972776
>>131973026
>>131973265


draw me a pet nigger that says jack harms

>>131973367
Welcome to the wonderful world of Chiraq. Stay awhile and listen.

>carmelo gets bit by the breed of peace
>his 12 year old brother is in custody for waving a BIG GUN

>>131973281
We just zoomed through the south side via highway straight to North chicago where I heard it's "safe"

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Im going to compile a glossay next thread and for future threads. Pls reply what newfags to /cpd/ need to know!

Robert - third shift callsign for cops normally follows after a number. I.E. 362 robert

Male black - a nigger without saying nigger

Male white - rare corrupted sub-species infected by male black mentality white guy

Check yo keys - hot mic; open mic; spams radio with uneeded noise and bs.


Pro tip: new thread after 300 replies.

What else is needed anons?

>waving a toy gun at people
kek do these niglets never learn

NEW BREAD
>>131973285
NEW BREAD
>>131973285
NEW BREAD
>>131973285
NEW BREAD
>>131973285
CALLING ALL ROBERTS

>>131973367
kek there were 4 robberies in the past hour in chicago lol

9 yr old carmello wandering the streets with a toy gun... jesus...

>>131973367
you must not have niggers

>9 year old with dog bites
>12 year old relative in custody for waving a gun at people

12 year old in custody for waving fake gun at people, 9 year old brother has an animal bite and is in hospital

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>>131973405

What happens at midnight? Do people lose electricity? Water?....gibs?

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>>131971687

>>131973418
Hi Points are shit ton better then Ravens,

>>131973349
Officer dick john jr the third takes too fuking long

>>131973367
Hurricane katrina fucked my town. Niggers invaded they call it little NOLA now. theyve had to build tons of new housing projects. If we had one murder a year it was a lot. weve had at least a dozen so far this year in a town of 35k

>Wicker Park
Drunk hipster

>131973460
there's already a picture for this if you search past /cpd/ threads
>>131973465
100 fucking posts early

>>131972776
Me irl rn but with doggo to my right

>>131973551
Illinois goes bankrupt

>>131973603
Houston?

>car on fire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzt2Q5xSHJ4

>this dispatch lady

>car on fire
CARBQ

>>131973603
damn that's fucking sad. forced diversity is one of the saddest things being done to the west

>>131973603
It fucked up Houston, too. Crime went up 300% after we took in (((refugees))). It's never been the same since.

>>131973008
Just don't bury yourself worrying about it.

watch yo keys

>>131973603
New Iberia a couple hour drive from new orleans

>>131973737
we got quite a few mush mouthed new orleans nigs up in the DFW too. that shit sucks

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ILLINOIS GOVERNMENT OFFICIALLY SHUT DOWN.

GO HOME ROBERT.

WATCH YOUR FUCKING KEYS

>>131973706
autoignition

>>131973857
kek saved

>>131973460
Need to make a rivalry storyline revolving Hispanic Male and Male Black since they are always usually pull dastardly tricks on each other.

>fight in the community room

Robert broadcasting from the moon apparently

>>131974108
i thought it was gunfire at first

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>>131973955
like this?

ooohh gut shot. thats gonna suck ass

I can't fucking wait to work in EMS

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Image test post

>gunshow wound to the lower abdomen

that dispatcher sounds cute

this guitar is making excited

>>131974174
Thanks for Cher-ing.

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>Robert is called to "investigate" a reckless driver while the city burns around him.

>>131974243
A lot of them sound cute. Stuff it, they're saving it for Robert.

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>>131973721
>>131973737
just in the last month

mods, 3rd biggist city in area and population in the US on fucking fire can we get a damn stickie??
>>131974271

>>131974390
How hard would you have to try to get that level of crime in say simcity or skylines??

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>>131974429
Go read my reply in the other thread, we dont need a damn sticky.

SOMEBODY SHUT THE BARKING DOG UP

>>131974354
>/pol/ was right again.mpeg

>>131974429
what's on fire? listening to the main dispatch stream

>>131974520
at least 4 disasters and no police stations.

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>>131974454
thats a nice Robert you got there Robert

>>131974600
this girl is on fire

Is there video?

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> 4018 w. arthington ... hispanic males drinking and being too loud

Pic related. Seems like a nice area of Chiraq.

>vehicle on fire was an arson

carbbq turned out to be arson.

>rashina morre
fucking niggers

>>131974600
>live fire

Little darling being arrested edition

Her little darlings being arrested -sassy so sassy

>little darling is being arrested

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> Shots fired at 6901 S. Oglesby

Near the "Cultural Center"

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>>131974659
Thanks, have a new one here.

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Dispatch sassy levels are hitting maximum.

Tenants in the basement with a crazy ass dog

> "hey how you doin'"

Who is this smoov Robert?

OKAYYYY

ahhhhh ....okay.....

Fucking Kek what was that

Also 50 teens hanging out again

AAAAAAAAHHHH. OOOOOOKKKKKKAAAAAAYYYY~

>>131975282
Yeah, exactly. Exactly

>>131975271
teens meaning niggers, right?

>>131975228
Joey Tribbiani

>>131975110
Former EMT here. My dispatchers were all in the same room and they would be really sassy except for when this one guy they all hated was working, at which point they would be frigid and businesslike.

I enjoyed the sassiness more. Once I called to clear us and she was clearly being fucked over her desk

>>131975309
when there are 50 of em it's nigs.

Narcotics sales at the bus stop, getcher narcotics here

>>131971085
Man, if we didnt have enriching multiculturalism these threads probably wouldn't exist.

What is the most violent majority white city or where whites are most violent?

>>131975363
lmao yea if i had to deal with dispatch all the time i would want some level of sass and banter. atleast it keeps the job somewhat lighter in spirit.

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>>131971364
highly recommended

What the fuck was that sound

>>131975446
St. Petersburg

>>131975506
>>131975447

Kids and dogs fucking around on the front porch

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male shot in arm. female shot also.

>6 shots fired on 2706 north troy

>"nnnnyeahhh that noise complaint is gonna have to wait a while"

6 SHOTS FIRED

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AH AH AH

>>131975599
Date night for male and female black

>>131975691
kek

>>131972227
Yes, taller buildings and concealed weapons.

>>131972354
linky to card?

>>131975737
>taller buildings
fuckin lol

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>>131971085
On an unrelated note, I saw a guy who looked just like Morrakiu on the redline the other day. Does he live in chicago or does he just look like your average hipster?

is it hot in america right now? gonna be 42 celcius today here

>>131975893
What is that in a real measurement?

>>131975801
you go here
>>131971741

>>131975840
beady

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>>131975363
what do they have, private offices???
>chicago going out of business
>fire sale

>>131975965
42 degrees Celsius =
107.6 degrees Fahrenheit

>loud heavy metal and live band at 21st street

>>131976052
take a rideeeeee on heavy metal

>>131976052
Male white party?

>>131976052
band name
Flint Michigan Water supply

20 "people" partying in the street. Robert says it's not that bad.

>>131976182
Opened by The Michael Moores

>>131976182
band name
Surrounded by Darkness

Known drug house owned by male black 65

known dope house. 3 shots heard coming from inside the house. nigga didn't pay up for his crack

>>131976182
Robert and the Three Shots Fired

>>131975995
He probably does have anglo DNA, but honestly if I was actually less than 4 feet away from the guy I would feel so cool.

might as well merge threads
>>131973285
>>131973285
>>131973285
>>131973285

What was that braaap noise?

>>131976441
Been listening to Morrakiu for awhile

>>131976460
>317 posts
yep. thanks

>>131976505
his chict track videos are hysterical!

>>131976241
Guest Staring Allie Sin

THE FATHER IS 15 YEARS OLD AND SAYS HE'S GOT A GUN

>>131976924
the caller

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>>131977008
oh. fuzzy

>>131971085
>Robert is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve.

True. However, Dredd is the hero Chiraq needs and fucking deserves.

"I am the law!"

http://orig03.deviantart.net/7b5b/f/2016/119/9/9/judge_dredd_visor_flame_by_mrarcadium-da0n5mi.gif

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>>131977856

>>131977856
>>131978039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVvvdM8sjkM
Robert's theme