/ptg/-PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL: Weird, Unhinged, and Losing It Edition

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HR bills 3003 + 3004 are today; the House will vote on sending spics back!
https://www.govtrack.us/congress/bills/115/hr3003
H.R. 3003: No Sanctuary for Criminals Act
>Defunding federal grants from Sanctuary Cities/States/Districts and allowing citizens to sue those entities if they don't enforce federal immigration laws
>Cities in red states like Texas and Arizona will probably feel the pressure to change policies, Dem coastal strongholds like California and New York/Jersey will likely take the financial hit
https://www.govtrack.us/congress/bills/115/hr3004
H.R. 3004: Kate’s Law
>Imposes MUCH harsher minimum sentences on criminal illegal aliens who repeatedly ignore deportation orders and commit violent or dangerous crimes
>Tough penalties will create a massive deterrent to new arrivals
Voting begins at 1:30 PM and ends at 5:30 PM.
https://www.c-span.org/video/?430476-2/us-house-meets-legislative-business
Stay tuned!

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APOLOGIZE!!!

I was reading comments and a few talked about how he raped his ex wife so I googled it and holy shit this guy is scary. How does Ivanka not stand with her mother?

The book, by former Texas Monthly and Newsweek reporter Harry Hurt III, described a harrowing scene. After a painful scalp reduction surgery to remove a bald spot, Donald Trump confronted his then-wife, who had previously used the same plastic surgeon. “Your fucking doctor has ruined me!” Trump cried.

What followed was a “violent assault,” according to Lost Tycoon. Donald held back Ivana’s arms and began to pull out fistfuls of hair from her scalp, as if to mirror the pain he felt from his own operation.

He tore off her clothes and unzipped his pants. “Then he jams his penis inside her for the first time in more than sixteen months. Ivana is terrified… It is a violent assault,” Hurt writes. “According to versions she repeats to some of her closest confidantes, ‘he raped me.’”

Following the incident, Ivana ran upstairs, hid behind a locked door, and remained there “crying for the rest of night.” When she returned to the master bedroom in the morning, he was there.

“As she looks in horror at the ripped-out hair scattered all over the bed, he glares at her and asks with menacing casualness: ‘Does it hurt?’” Hurt writes.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/ex-wife-donald-trump-made-me-feel-violated-during-sex

Drumpf will be impeached for hate speech. Fuck that orange Nazi

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TAG TEAM

Jake Tapper on Twitter;

This reminds me: how is @FLOTUS's campaign against cyber-bullying going?

https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/880416301503655937

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>lowest approvals so far
>no wall
>no full Muslim ban
>Kennedy still in the supreme court
>no Trumpcare

Winning!

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NEVER STOP MR. PRESIDENT, PLEASE

Please, I need salt. Surely there has to be crying faggots over Trump's tweet.

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>>131765167
BAN ASSAULT TWEETS NOW!!!

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>>131765167
>shocking
faces bleeding from plastic surgery is a normal thing though?

>>131765184
>I was reading comments and a few talked about how he raped his ex wife
stopped here
his ex said it was bullshit

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>>131765167

We apologize for nothing!

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>>131765208
GET EM SEAN

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g-guys, are they turning on Trump now?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkZWyF-naIM

Trump could die today and I would probably celebrate. Fuck this asshole.

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>>131765167
If I was CNN, I would get ready for that tape coming today

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THA SHMUKAS

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>>131765208

>>131765244
>This reminds me: how is @FLOTUS's campaign against cyber-bullying going?
I hope she dropped it and instead concentrate on kids in hospitals.

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My favorite part of Trump's Twitter is that future Earthlings will study it when learning about this time period.

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>>131765255
and now he has alienated even more people!

How low can he go!

>>131765262
I like how every news station in this great country read those two tweets as BREAKING NEWS.
God bless America.

>>131765261
cnn is crying about it

CORRECT THE RECORD

>>131765332
They were never on his side you dope.

DAMN, MIKA FUCKING BURNED HIM WITH HER BRILLIANT RESPONSE. WILL HE EVER RECOVER??

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Do you feel it?

MSNBC hasnt mentioned it yet.

>>131765167

>Mean tweets
>Shocking assault

Pick one and only one you histrionic fake news faggots.

"Be courteous to all.” -Washington “With malice toward none.” -Lincoln “Low-IQ Crazy Mika…was bleeding badly from a facelift.” -Trump

How far we've come.

>>131765343
keep crying faggot

NIGGAS ON TWITTER GETTING REAL ANGRY RIGHT NOW. The best part? They will continue to sit on their asses and do absolutely nothing. #Resist #HarryPotter #TheOrangeOne #FightBack #FreedomFighter

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I wonder how Melania's campaign against cyber buylling is going so far.

>>131765332
he did NOT make fun of her looks

he made fun of her trying to change her looks, so sad, just age gracefully you cunt

>>131765332

>two never Trumpers

Who cares.

>THE TRUMP ADMIN. IS THE MOST SECRETIVE IN OUR LIFETIME.


hahahaha
what a fucking moron

>>131765439
>pyscho joe
of course they won't mention it

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>>131765461

>>131765437
The complete collapse of the Republican party? Yes.

Democrats more energized than ever, Republicans less popular than ever!

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>>131765255

Finland with the endless bait

Did Joe and Mika react on camera?

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>>131765261
Have faith, the salt miners will not disappoint us.

>>131765167

I SAID NO!

>>131765465
it's for children

>travel ban being rolled out + anti-immigration legislation being passed
>media is crying about his tweets

beautiful

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>Psycho Joe

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Tay sent her doctor to save us.
Who here wearing sunscreen while shitposting?

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>>131765208
HANNITY NO

>>131765332
>anyone with the name mccain
>/ourside/

>>131765208

THERE IS NO TURNING BACK

>>131765499
>Why doesn't drumpf just sit there and take it
Hmmm?

>>131765522
still after all this evidence and time demoshits are still projecting this hard

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>>131765564

I can already see these tweets on midterm ads

>>131765332

>I get it every day of my life

Then eat a proper diet and exercise more.

>#Morning Joe

is trending, not psycho joe????

>>131765167
>now back to my report: Why Trump is Hitler and Why He Will Kill Your Grandmother
Followed by
>Is Barron Autistic?
Followed by
>Similarities Between Melania and Eva Braun

if trump was wrong or lying about her facelift she'd have a strong case that it could hurt her career; however, she responded with an attempt at insult about the size of his body parts (lol at mccain) so that means Trump is correct, she had weeping facelift wounds and christmas

>>131765332

Fuck that bitch, I have to mute the stream anytime she opens her fat stupid mouth

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>>131765534
If it is bait, can you refute a single point?

A literal CTR shill is on Fox right now.

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>>131765208

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>>131765167
But they were always so nice to Trump!

And this is how he repays their polite and respectful behavior towards him?

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>>131765564

23D intergallactic chess

>>131765167

I apologize for you being an American and the biggest faggoty pussy on planet earth. I also apologize to the world that you haven't killed yourself yet and taken your family with you in order to prevent more diseases like you from being spawned.
SORRY TO EVERYONE!

>>131765332
Trump is just baiting the last (((NeverTrumpers))) to come out. After winnignfor 2 years straight fighting them head-on the more outrageous shit he does the less of them are left in that group because they either STFU of joined him. But there's some still out there so he's trying to bait them to come out. Trump has said several times that he never forgets who goes against him. Might have something to do with 2018 elections.

>>131765332
>tiny hands joke in response

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I

I'M LOOKING INSIDE

AND I'VE BEEN

MYS-TI-FIEEED

AT WHAT I SAW

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>>131765167
lol everything his does is
OMG SO SHOCKING
THIS IS PAST THE LINE
LOOK AT ME< I AM OUTRAGED
Have they never read the boy that cryed wolf?

>>131765332
Sasse has always been against Trump. He hates him.

>>131765682

Very astute observation, essentially confirms that Mika has indeed had plastic surgery. Trump is brutal, he knows EXACTLY where to attack people.

Here's an old video from Trump on revenge:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd0AdArPjqU&t

>>131765167
>SHOCKING
>SHOCKING
>SHOCKING
>SHOCKING
>SHOCKING

>>131765135
God I hope so

>>131765244
These faggots at CNN are really trying to say they aren't activists?

>>131765782
cried*

>>131765578
Sounds like a sunscreen salesman.

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PSYCHO JOE
HE HOLDS HIS INTERN HIGH
PUSHES HER DOWN
AND THEN SHE DIES

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Even ultra conservative Ben Shapiro is turning on Trump

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>>131765802
No, drumpf is a jewish puppet, and you're a fat redditor eating cake

get the fuck out

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>bleeding badly from a facelift
I LOVE THIS MAN SO MUCH
THANK YOU AMERICA FOR THIS MAN
THIS IS SO WONDERFUL, BETTER THAN TV
AHAHAHAHA

I really don't think there's any First Lady-style cause that Melania can take that wouldn't be undermined by her husband simply being the way he is.

Anti-obesity: Our president is a fatass. He thinks that people shouldn't exercise because we all have a finite amount of energy that exercise eats up. I guess if we exercise all the energy away, we'll die or something? Makes sense, because as we all know only lazy people live long lives.

Literacy and education: Donald apparently doesn't like to read. He also speaks like he's illiterate. I'd bet good money that he'll go down as the most willfully ignorant president our country has ever had.

Civil rights and diversity: Donald doesn't like Mexicans, he doesn't like Muslims, and he's got a sketchy past with African Americans.

Women's empowerment: Hah!

No matter what cause Melania chose (or whatever cause was chosen for her, because let's face it, she doesn't give a shit), her husband will be there to be a living representation of whatever the cause is supposed to fight.

>>131765799

He is also a Deep State Shill especially in the Russian collusion investigation.

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>>131765244

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS

YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS

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>starting the week with 9-O
>end it with Joe
/ptg/ in real life?

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>>131765879
You wanna REALLY bait people? Make a few pastas involving assad and syria. These sand niggers will lose their fucking shit

Who's jewing who anymore?

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TRUMP BTFO

>>131765923

Oh look it's that hook nose kike, Jake Tapper, again

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>>131765879

>>131765332
fucking hell
There are trying to go back to the sexist narrative now that the russia one is dead,
they are so fucking desperate.

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>>131765167
Kek, people think this is new but the art of rhetorical Shitposting is as old as the republic. Take John Adams vs. Thomas Jefferson Election of 1800 [2]

> One of the more vitriolic charges was leveled at Adams, after Jefferson allegedly hired the journalist James Thomson Callender to write unpleasant things about his opponent.
> Callender set to his task with gusto, and published an attack on Adams which stated that he was

> "a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, not the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.”

They are lucky tho that these are more civilized days because, before the weakening of the second amendment and the removal of "defense of honour" as an affirmative defense in court, the things got much calmer. Take Andrew Jackson

> Andrew Jackson killed one man in a duel on May 30, 1806. Charles Dickinson insulted Jackson, accusing him of cheating on a bet, calling him a coward and calling his wife Rachel a bigamist [1]

Nowadays the media wants all the perks of the first amendment without any of the responsibilities. Back in the days Trump (assuming he was a good shot) would have killed at least half a dozen journalists in duels, Joe being the first of he ever accepted the challenge.

Hell, it is likely that even Melania would have collected a couple of scalps herself, not to say Kellyanne and maybe even Barron.

[1] https://www.reference.com/history/many-people-did-andrew-jackson-kill-duels-47e707fa166b4b8a

[2] https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/are-presidential-campaigns-getting-nastier-not-really/hermaphroditical

>>131765914
She chose gardening, slowpoke. Cyber bullying was an election thing.

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>>131765802

>>131765973

ANOTHER KIKE
ANOTHER SHILL FOR ISRAEL

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>>131765855

Melania is a coward. Ivanka is a coward. None of this president's family is able to stand up to him. Melania & Ivanka are bullies and deserve the wrath that is sure to come. Have fun living your lives in exile, plastics

>>131765879
>implying shapiro was a Trump supporter before
Are you a fag or something?

>>131765879
Slap fighting is better than your cuck things anyway.

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>>131765939
We still have tomorrow.

>>131765939
If he does something involving baking on sunday yes.

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MAGA day to all.

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>>131765969
You got jewed, and so is your saudi loving president

>>131765534
>Finland with the endless bait

18 months of shilling and losing
18 fucking months, it must be getting to him mentally by now

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>>131765208
>YOU ARE WITNESSING THE TAGTEAM ASSAULT AND COMPLETE DESTRUCTION OF THE JOE BY THE PRESIDENT AND HANNITY

>>131765923
>>131765973
these niggers have to post random tweets here because they know they won't be viewed otherwise.

trump has an audience of millions. you have an audience of probable bots in the double digits. have fun reposting on a bunch of forums where the message is ultimately lost and your time is wasted.

>>131765378
The Jews look out for thier own. Even (((Fox))) is going no true conservativemen over this. Fucking losers. They were happier when they could whine about Obama for thier shekels.

>>131765255
I love how the "failure list" is really a "to do" list cause it gets smaller every time it's posted.

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>tfw it's not the primaries anymore so we don't get follow up shit talking in a rally where everyone starts cheering about Mika's shitty facelift
feels bad man

Trump finally went too far. Even his own Senators are attacking him for this.

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The entire world is disgusted at Trump's tweets

Joe will be the bigger, classy man, at the end of this

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>>131765522
>Democrats
>Energized
nice b8 m8

>>131765332
Tits McCain has always hated Trump
She is the daughter of the original RINO

Also we have had Presidents insult, belittle, hell even KILL since this country was founded
This is 100% Presidential just not Politically Correct

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>>131766031
Oh shit, I almost forgot

We getting our first chimpout of the summer?

>>131765973
I thought wall was on schedule?

It's so nice to have a president that hits back at the media. I hope that cunt cries herself to sleep and thinks twice before slandering the president.

>>131765578
dr shekelstien is trying to pollute tay's mind with the lies of the jew.

devices usually do not output UV radiation, unless they are damaged in some way maybe.

>>131766082
All their food is fish (According to Ian), they have acid licorice, and they're autistic. They're mentally fucked from the get-go

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>>131765341
Nice, I was looking for a good quality version.

>>131765449

>"Be courteous to all.” -Washington “With malice toward none.” -Lincoln “Low-IQ Crazy Mika…was bleeding badly from a facelift.” -Trump

>How far we've come.

>Confederate News Network Reports: Shocking similarities between Lincoln and Vlad the Impaler.

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/seven-times-the-media-compared-trump-to-hitler/article/2610443

The people are done with leftshit retards and their passive aggressive post comment phony high road shit.

You're right down here in the mud and no better than rest of us while you try to pretend like we're not allowed to fight back. Freedom of speech motherfucker and fuck off with your feigning moral superiority. You don't have it.

>>131765879
>even Ben

This is isn't even a good troll, you know nothing about America.

>Trump says something nice about a woman's face
SEXIST PIG
>Trump says something not nice about a woman's face
SEXIST PIG

>>131766152
It is, Benji is a retard who doesn't actually follow Trump's policy.

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>>131765879
poor tiny kike
He goes into the toaster oven.

>>131766141

Incredibly useless, people will be stopped OVERSEAS before even being allowed to fly here.

>>131766185
>they have acid licorice
Uhh... come again?

>>131765879
Well if Ben is off the Trump train, then I am too. We need compassionate cuckservativism or we'll never win against Hillary. I'll bet you all miss Jen right about now.

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DEFEND THIS

>>131766119
>be conservative
>call other conservatives scowling primitives
Fuck you, you are the snake.

>>131765973
>Expecting Trump to legislate from his porcelain throne

>>131766185
Europeans are fucked in general. It would be merciful to kill or enslave them all.

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>>131766185

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Will he disavow?

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>>131765437
I...I do feel something...

>>131765973
I fucking hate these kikes who act as if they were ever on the Trump team. Shapiro can go fuck himself. Maybe if we didn't sent 40 billion to Israel in the last decade we'd have some more money for the wall.

>>131766185
he admitted before he was muslim

any european flag that posts anti Trump is most likely muslim

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Okay I have to admit, not sure why he retweeted this

Trump's tweet was low class and unnecessary. Doesnt he have a country to run?

>>131765208
Anyone who thinks this is a good tweet is a braindead cunt. Hannity is a fucking imbecile

>>131766006
>gardening first lady
>Barron loves large farm equipment
PLANTER GENTLEMAN PRESIDENT

CARTER DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE HE SUCKED.

>>131766135
>>131766119
>>131765994
>>131765973
>>131765923
>>131765879
>>131765332
>>131765167
Just as planned.

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Wait is (((The Finn))) from the election back? Lmao.

>>131766270
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salty_liquorice

>>131765973
Really Benjie?
and what exactly have YOU done for the country?

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Little christ-killing Ben Shapiro with the "misogynist" and "cyber bullying" narrative.

US MEN MUST PROTECT WOMEN FROM MEAN COMMENTS, DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY

>>131766119
Speak for yourself, cunt. He has the right to defend himself.

>>131766152
Ahead of schedule and under budget. Worry not.

>>131765879
>PS Israel first

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Triggered, Glorious.

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>>131766135
>calling the POTUS "dude"

>travel ban and 2 very important illegal immigration bills being voted on today
>people will be too busy talking about fucking mean tweets (the same people who shit talk him on a daily basis)
How the fuck do they keep taking the bait? It's mind blowing. It has to be an attention seeking thing that forces these idiots to constantly respond.

>>131765059
Shills thought they could come into this thread. I said NO!

>>131766117
Wow, that's never happened a hundred times before.

>>131766263
>Trump says something at all
SEXIST PIG FAT ORANGE CHEETOH SMALL HANDS BAD HAIR PIECE TIES TOO LONG

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>>131765879

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>>131766263

>>131765626
And no one will care. Let the Dems waste their money on it.

>>131766285
"We need to embrace the left and allow them to drown out our constitutional rights"

I hate this mentality

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>what sent Trump over the edge

>>131765994
Amazing. Elections decided by dueling when?

>>131766331
Don't you have another site to be on?

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>>131766351
Yep. He's "mining our salt" while a slew of wins will occur today!

>>131766135
>>131766393
manlets can't contain their anger or estrogen in their tiny little bodies so they release it on twitter

The son of a bitch has done it again. His last two tweets

my sidessssssss

>>131765332
FUCK Ivanka. Trump needs to tell her to accept her nepotistic meaningless position with deference and stfu

at least you still have the constitution benny

>>131766331
Yeah seriously this might be funny to some but it's just idiotic

If he was getting any closer to repealing Obamacare or building the wall, maybe, but he's just doing nothing and bashing TV hosts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX6FsTIq6ls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX6FsTIq6ls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX6FsTIq6ls

OFFICIAL PSYCHO JOE THEME SONG

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>>131765203
No Leaf, there is no hate speech in America, that's in your cucked Country !

>>131766185
>love fish and black licorice
>post here
Fuck, someone in my family tree got FINN'd

>>131766466
The cunt deserved it then.

>>131766141
>lawyers
>volunteer
WOW, they must be top tier lawyers if they are willing to give away their highly-valued services for free. DRUMPF IS DONE!!!1!11!

>>131766285
"I support him because he is flying in the face of corporate media tyranny, you complete and utter faggot"

>>131766311
>you can't banter with women because they are fragile and weak and should be treated differently
Isn't this shit sexist? Trump has never faulted her for her gender.

>>131766266
When will they learn

>>131765973
how do they still not get the goal is to run out the ACA until congress is FORCED to repeal it without a replacement? why the fuck else have every republican at the wh for a party if not to reassure them to hold the course? the EO already solves the issue with the fines. goddamn these neocons are dumb.

>>131766352
It all makes sense now.

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Can we do the Joe posting again?

DISAVOW
YOU SHOULD DISAVOW

>>131766514
But the first prototypes for the wall have started being built.

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WHAT THE FUCK!!!

Why won't he APOLOGIZE!!!!?

>>131766311
>Pussygate doesnt stop Trump from getting elected
Surely these Mika attacks will destroy the President! Ok WaPo.

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>>131765879
>>131766359
We live in a world where a woman killer Joe is being protected by the left while they call Trump a misogynist just for shitposting.

>>131766285
>that is viewed as a success by republicans these days
no, the wins in elections and new laws set out by republicans is the mark of success
actual successes

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>>131766404
They'll eat up anything really and make it sound bad.

>>131766620
Without funding, nothing else matters, and there's no indication he's any closer to funding

>>131766625
Good, fuck Morning Cuck and fuck ugly Mika.

>>131765332
Meghan McCain confirmed to be insecure about her facelift

>>131766331
Travel ban is being activated and 2 very important immigrant bills are being voted on today. Very important things are happening in our country today you faggot. Pay attention.

>>131766625

Never apologize for quality shitposting

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>>131766625
>White house has to defend a tweet insulting mika brzezinki

This should be the final straw for anyone interested in civil discourse. If you are still following Trump on twitter, stop. And follow any of these accounts instead.

Translate Trump, Presidential Trump, Narrated President, copy Donald Trump.

We need to cut off his megaphone and show that the people are done giving him the audience he craves.

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>>131766285
maybe they should stop getting pissed over every stupid little thing
but we know why they are really mad
they act like this every time they are not in power

>>131766453
if we can just get her to pivot from women, to white people.

>woooooaahh you're half way there.

>>131766732
This guy. It is always this guy.

>>131766732
Like magic all the fucking neo-cons and moderates let their true colors show

>>131766753

I'm going to make a Twitter account to follow Trump now

>>131766346
i predict a First Lady & First son trip to american farms over the summer rally season

>>131766753
You're in the wrong neighborhood nigger

>>131766753
Is this from Reddit?

>>131766806
Guy?

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Trump is a monster

ThrowsMAGAhatintrash.jpg

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>>131766753

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>>131765914
Not all good causes are just politically correct virtue signalling bullshit, you know.
In fact, quite the opposite.

>>131766732
But seriously we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes!

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>>131766263
really makes you think huh.

>>131766625
bless Sarah Huckabee, way better than Sean

>>131765255
The muslim ban is technically in effect chink

>>131766466
>haha it's totally okay to make sexual jokes about mens penis size, but if you make facelift jokes about women you are literally Hitler.

>>131766285
>I hate this mentality

That's because it's good. People don't realize Trump isn't shitposting for old people, Republicans, pols, any of that. He's doing it FOR THE LOLS. He is 4chan incarnate. But remember that it used to be the left who owned this humor. Trump is wresting it from that demographic and they're the hectoring, church lady scolds now.

>>131765973
when will benji stop being such a white-knight?

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>>131766879
That's the last straw

It's time to impeach him

>>131766732
I hate Linsey Grahamnesty so fucking much.

He has severe psychological issues. The fixation on ratings and his insistence that he isn't watching (despite clearly doing so) is downright disturbing. Severe narcissism combined with incredible insecurity.

It is extremely amusing watching the US self-destruct though. Like a horrific accident you can't turn away from.

>>131766514
His tweet is completely void of content and meaning. If it did something to advance his agenda, fine, but as is its frankly an embarrassment.

Trump needs to pull himself together.

>>131766625

NEVER
APOLOGIZE

>>131766874
Every time Trump does something, Graham says it is bad. He is very disloyal.

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>future shooter

>>131765545
saved

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BUT IT'S COMPLETELY OKAY AND JUSTIFIED WHEN WE HAVE BEEN DOING SINCE TRUMP ANNOUCED HE WOULD RUN FOR PRESIDENT!!

>>131766753

Its the MSM fault why trump twitter is very popular.

>>131766100
Love this timeline!

>>131766879
>not sure how much more monstrous trump can get
that sounds like a challenge

>>131766923
Exactly WHO is the sexist here?

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>>131766879
He's right though. The hosts of "Morning Joe" are indeed mentally ill.

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>>131766879
Is that the guy that got TUCKED 5 times?

>>131766684
>But homeland security officials used $20 million allocated from other programs at the department to pay for prototypes.

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/06/27/us/politics/homeland-security-will-start-building-border-wall-prototypes-this-summer.html

>>131766996
the nerves of these people wtf

>>131766331
He's running the country and enraging liberals like yourself at the same time. I'd say he's doing a great job.

>>131766996
>BRUMPF STOP REEEEEEEE
Kek

>>131766983
Yes but is she really a he?

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>>131766311
dripping with sexism like Mika's face was dripping with blood after that facelift!

>>131766879
Wtf all of the normal cuckservatives are disavowing? Well I'm guess I'm pleb for Jeb now.

>>131767058
Yes, he obviously enjoys it.

>>131766753
>Civil discourse
You mean the fake seditious hitjobs the media pumps out every day to try to take down the legitimately elected President of the United States and overthrow the will of the People? Fuck them.

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>>131766117
We'll get rid of those senators next year.

>>131766984
>Berniewouldalost
HAHA HE ACTUALLY LIKED HILLARY
EVERYONE LAUGH AT HIM

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>>131767052
what's the context of this spurdo?

>>131766879
DRUMPF IS LITERALLY V*LDEMORT

>>131766359
cruz is 5'10".

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>>131765689

"Lowest approvals" from all the polls that said he had no chance of winning the election.

"No Wall" because shit like this magically appears instantly

"No full muslim ban" Never expect a full ban to actually happen, the one we have now is still more than i thought we'd get.

"Kennedy still in the supreme court" He can't remove people, this isn't even relevant

"No Trumpcare" Congress. Trump is not a dictator and he has to work with these low energy losers (on both sides of the aisle) that never get anything done.

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>>131766959
Yes! IMPEACH!!!!

>>131766879
>Cheerleads effort to end their insurance.

Reducing welfare to like 5% of the population is apparently this now

>>131765319
It was also spam and flagged

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>>131766996

>spends his time

Why do people think it takes Trump 6 hours to come up with a tweet? Took like a minute to tweet out the Mika tweets. OMG A MINUTE OUT OF YOUR DAY??

>>131766684
He used the allocated budget in FY17 to build the first parts of the wall and will need to negotiate funds in the FY18 budget to fund further wall building, which isn't on the docket yet. Try learning about what you decide to make posts on.

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>>131766625
>apologize
Even though Leaka Brzezinski put POTUS in an awkward position when she asked to be invited to a classy party in that condition. It would've just cheapened the classiness.

>>131767113
When does the primary start for senate and congress? They need to be replace.

>>131766996
The nerve of the media that keeps lying and think people are that dumb to keep believing them. How about you do your job msnbc.

>>131766625
I am glad the left are finally speaking out about how women are so weak that they need to be protected from criticism

>>131767160
Benji is 5'5".

>>131765332
Pig daughter of a traitor...I'm sorry what was your question again

>>131766975
It furthers his agenda in destroying OLD (obama league of defense) media. Naturally, the OLD media will band together with thier politician friends to stop Trump from draining the swamp.

>>131767213
He probably did it on the toilet. He was pooping and thought it was funny, so he sent the Tweet.

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Looks like some niggers are liking this feud

Franklin D. Roosevelt - "The only thing to fear is, fear itself"

Abraham Lincoln -"Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves; and, under a just God, can not long retain it"

Barack Obama - "We've been warned against offering the people of this nation false hope. But in the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope."

John F. Kennedy - "Let us resolve to be masters, not the victims, of our history, controlling our own destiny without giving way to blind suspicions and emotions."

Richard Nixon - "A man is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits."

Donald J Trump - "I heard the poorly rated @Morning_Joe speaks badly of me (don't watch anymore). Then how come low I.Q. Crazy Mika, along with Psycho Joe, came to Mar-a-Lago 3 nights in a row around New Year's Eve, and insisted on joining me. She was bleeding badly from a face-lift. I said no!"

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>>131766393
>Being an intellectual, super conservative, orthodox jewish manlet
>using dude

>>131767170
>that profile picture

HAhaha what happened to his "using the flag as a blanket" pic?

>>131767319
This is likely. Even POTUS has to shit

Half the time, I think Trump does things like this to show how fucked up America's, especially the (((MSM))'s and liberal's, priorities are.
Major events happening today that we SHOULD be focused on:
>2 Major pieces of legislation coming up for a vote in the House
>Healthcare bill in the Senate still being worked on
>Travel Ban EO implementation in a few hours
>Trump meeting w/ new S. Korean leader tonight
vs.
What we're ACTUALLY focused on:
>Trump commenting on how bad Mika's facelift was 6 months ago.

Trump is not an embarrassment to America, WE are; we do it to ourselves. Americans need a major social paradigm shift if we want to having lasting prosperity and harmony.

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>>131766806

>>131766657
lmao

>>131765343
could/would probably...fucking cuck

>>131767319
Real shit posting

People that spend untold amounts of time pushing smear jobs with the peepee tape are ass-blasted the guy is hitting back because it is supposed to be beneath him?

>>131765332
Making fun of plastic faces and the nastiness of surgical vanity does not equate to a woman's looks

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>>131766923
And he is the POTUS. Perhaps he should be held to a higher standard? Trump is a disgrace.

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B
T
F
O

>>131767310
>she got a face lift
>destroyed
"no"

>>131767170

>A shitpost means he's self-destructing

They probably think he spent like weeks stewing in anger, when he probably typed it on the shitter.

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>>131766879
All dems must go.

>>131767170
>Trump is self-destructing
>t-that's why we need to destroy him! impeach!

A sitting president attacking members of the media personally because he doesn't like the coverage he's getting?

Surely this is great American tradition and nothing to be seen here citizen, move along.

12D Chess to weed out the GOPers who were always against him

>>131767149
Some shitskin BR made horrifying boiled-monkey soup and said UMA DELICIA. It became a meme.

>>131767337
Is that the demons mask from Berserk?

>it's a "Donald tweets something mean and the media doesn't report in the real story episode"
When will they learn?

>>131767337
listen to the egg donald

SHEER KEKERY, declares based Ben Shapiro. BTFO!!!

>>131767440

>toothpaste

What would you know about what it is to be anything American, let alone the President?

>>131767385
Even if he really is just shitposting for the world's (you)s, the effect such tweets have over the masses is astounding.

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>>131767524

>>131766996
everyone needs to be calling these faggots out

Trump honestly does need to time this shit better. We go from offense (CNN ball busting, travel ban upheld, etc.) to defense because he thinks Morning Joe is stupid. He's better off just ignoring all of it.

>>131766806
>he

>make a shit post in 15 seconds while on the toilet
>entire country tweeting and writing articles about said shitpost


and they say he's the one wasting people's time.

>>131767149
Moar lurk you shall

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>>131767113
JEB!

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>>131767523
HAHAHA

>>131767599
>defense

because we scored a touchdown and are kicking off

>>131767588
checked

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>>131767524
>demon mask
its the egg anon

>>131765135
eastern?

>>131767528
They are desperate to report on anything besides CNN

>>131767514
It is a great American tradition. Andrew Jackson told the newspaper to fuck themselves. Jefferson dueled journalists.

>>131767615
>ywn have a shitposting power level that high

Wahhhh Meghan McCain and Lindsey Graham hate Trump now oh noes

NEW!!
>>131767660
>>131767660
>>131767660
>>131767660

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>>131767440
Dont worry toothpaste youll get your dicking from your neighbor muhammed one day.

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You maniacs doomed us all

>>131767599
Two legislation that can be landmarks have a chance at passing and if they don't Demoshits and Neocucks will have their heads succeed from their heads this coming mid terms. He can shit on Joe all he wants.

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>>131767149
>Touhou
>anime

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>>131767615
>this

if anything this just shows how pathetic social media has become. it dominates people lives. this tweet will be translated into 100 languages and be analyzed by countless MSM all over the world. it's just a shit post move on.