PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - /ptg/ - THE GANG'S ALL HERE Edition

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>>131687566
>talks shit about /pol/
>uses us as a source still

Awoo?

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https://twitter.com/BreakingNLive/status/880188815519952897

https://twitter.com/BreakingNLive/status/880188815519952897


https://twitter.com/BreakingNLive/status/880188815519952897


https://twitter.com/BreakingNLive/status/880188815519952897

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If you could expel any single state from the Union, which one would it be?

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>>131687767
Always!

>>131687919
708 here, IL.

>>131687919
California, not even a question

>>131687919
Cali

GO HERE FOR NOW
RECYCLE THIS AT 300
>>131687716
>>131687716
>>131687716

>>131687919

Rhode Island. They're barely a state.

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>>131687533
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, ICE, and DoJ - audio only) 6/28/17
https://www.c-span.org/video/?430641-1/sarah-huckabee-sanders-briefs-reporters-white-house-audio
This is worth the listen! ICE and the DoJ completely BTFO's Acosta and the (((MSM)))!!! They are still having a meltdown about no cameras, too!

>President Trump Meets w/ Immigration Crime Victims 6/28/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYi31uvAQiw
Good shit here, too, that'll get you mad about illegal scum!

These need to be added to the pastebin in case any /ptg/ bakers missed them.

>>131687919
jew york, along with the 6 million kikes living in it.

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i love rick perry

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>>131683304
pardon the shit image but to illustrate the point while beered is not uh, you know, easy or whatever.

Very fake Washington Post gets a call from O'Keefe after posting false information regarding yesterday's video.

https://youtu.be/dQjvrZtKMq4

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Me with my friend that still watches CNN.

UNINSTALL UNINSTALL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dxiTuPy9dQ

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Nigga stole my precious bike

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>tfw Based Iowa is finally shipping out

lewd shenanigans with my Trump bobblehead incoming

>>131691052
oh good exactly what trumpgen needs, people playing with dolls

I'm sorry /ptg/, but I have to BTFO you. please try to take this with dignity.

Drumpf.

I hope you can forgive me, /ptg/

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>>131691200
It's your fault japan...

>>131687919
California.

>>131688146
wtf is wrong with you

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>Illinois' financial problems are so bad that the lottery is about to stop selling tickets because they know the state can't pay the winners.

>Road construction crews are being told that if a budget isn't passed by tomorrow, they are to stop all construction.

>Will also become the first U.S. state to have its credit rating downgraded to "junk"

Worst state ever

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would watch

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>>131687533
remember to refresh pastebin

>cnn exposed as fake news
https://youtu.be/l2G360HrSAs - Veritas 2 - vanjones nothing burger 6/28/17
https://youtu.be/jdP8TiKY8dE - Veritas 1 - American Pravda 6/26/17
>Pres Trump meets w/Immigration Crime Victims 6/28/17
https://youtu.be/wYi31uvAQiw
>Pres Trump leads the tribes on High Energy roundtable 6/28/17
https://youtu.be/KKubD7uIgMI
>Press Trump meets Chicago Cubs 6/28/17
https://youtu.be/0ORJFLoJ-SE
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, ICE Act Dir Homan, )audio only) 6/28/17
https://youtu.be/U2Y0th9xSv8
>VP Pence remarks @ Tendon Mfctng Cleveland OH 6/28/17
https://youtu.be/zIJUIoE-WMg

I can't wait to bomb syria over false flags. I hope Israel is happy.

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IT KEEPS HAPPENING

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APOLOGIZE

RIGHT NOW

YOU ARE PUTTING JOURNALISTS' LIVES IN DANGER

DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

http://hollywoodlife.com/2014/06/17/donald-trump-jennifer-lopez-kim-kardashian-butts-too-big-diss/
goddamn i love my president

>>131692239
you already are

>>131692229
there's gonna be some crazed niggers in chicago this weekend
>on top of the 4th of july killathon they get every year

>>131692239
Who's that guy with the fan?

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>yfw the house actually loses

>>131692201
literally did nothing wrong

>>131687919
Cali. Meme answer: Florida.

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>migrated to the new thread before bump limit
who /devilish/ here

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>>131692239
the trump show is the best show. it is legit almost 24 hour entertainment and endless opportunity to talk shit.

>>131692365
teacher of the year, asked if he could have the fan in the photo and trump said yeah

>>131687919
DC

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>>131692272
CNN should honestly just fuck off already

>>131692365
Pyotr Ivanovich Olavanoff

Trump's Russian overseer

>>131692272
THEY ARE ALREADY DEAD

>>131687660
>us

>>131692229
Keep voting Dem Illinois. Niggas gotta have they gibs.

>>131692275
I have fantasies about storming CNN's Atlanta headquarters with a squad of Jin-Roh type soldiers and executing Don Lemon live on the air by stabbing him through the skull with a bayonet.

>>131692239
alright /ptg/, what's the premise for this show?

>>131689299
top meme lad

>>131687919
California.

WTF is Jessica wearing? A Mrs Clause outfit?

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>burger shot her Mexican boyfriend in the chest with a gun for a YouTube video
>The Mexican boyfriend begged her to do it for weeks and weeks (his aunt verified the story and she had been tweeting about it before the event)
>The Mexican boyfriend thought the book would stop the .50 caliber bullet. It didn't.
>The woman is pregnant with the dead Mexican's baby and is due in September.
>She's now in jail facing 20 years in prison.

How do you tell the child how the father died? Is this the most embarrassing death ever?

>>131692502
The reason this is happening is because they finally elected a Republican governor who won't raise taxes.

>>131692535
the guy with the fan hits trump's car, but he doesn't have insurance so the judge decrees he has to become trump's butler

>>131692275
they are doing it to themselves.

>>131692624

EIGHT
YEARS

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>>131692611
>The Mexican boyfriend thought the book would stop the .50 caliber bullet. It didn't.

>>131692624
This going to be video tapped?

>>131692275
They call me and other Trump supporters Nazis and practically incite violence against us. They deserve everything that comes their way.

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>MSNBC’s Hunt: Republicans on Capitol Hill Use Words I Could Not Say on TV to Describe Trump in Private

http://www.breitbart.com/video/2017/06/28/msnbcs-hunt-republicans-capitol-hill-use-words-not-say-tv-describe-trump-private/

>>131692535
Donald Trump, billionaire businessman and celebrity, runs for office as a publicity stunt and wins. Panicking, the blond man hires his wife's effeminate cousin to help him run the nation that now looks up to him. Hijinks ensue.

>>131692420
Ahh ok thanks

>>131692272
DON'T STOP TILL THEY ARE AN UNRECOGNIZABLE MUSH PUDDLE

>>131692624
When's the speech? How much dosh will he raise?

>>131692535
Leftist fag keeps impeding progress but the compassionate woman won't let president murder him....... wait no that's real life

>>131692611
absolute morons, the lot of them
shame they were able to reproduce and spread their genes

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>>131692229
How can you run a state so bad the house loses

>>131692696
No press unfortunately

>>131692611
Fucking spics man.

>>131692535
After a surprising turno fo events, a businessman from New York finds himself at the head of the most powerful country on Earth. But it is not all happy times. Party intrigues, obstructionism and foreign conspiracies threaten the new president every day. Will he make it out well?

New series premiering on prime time this summer.

>>131692701
>he's fucking great

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>>131692611
>burger
>monalisa perez
come on now

>>131692527
It's good to have dreams, anon.

>>131692740
damn

>>131692624
Good, waste no time, play to win.

Imagine how much better Trump would have done if he out spent Hillary on top of it all

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>>131692624
2020 is going to be fun.

Also; I love Kellyanne.

>>131692721
expected haul is $10,000,000

seats are between 35k-100k, 300 in attendance

Yo any PA anons here? Need advice for which fireworks store I should shop at.

>>131692839
How much is the hotel getting for hosting?

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>>131692811
dumb pirate sailing the seven seas.

>>131692229
Chicago is going to be on fire.

>>131692611
Darwin had a point....

I'd love to say that new video is significant, but it's not. It's legitimately edited to hell and what's more, Van Jones has said the Russia stuff was unlikely to turn up anything. This only works for people who already hated the media, it has little effect on anyone else.

O'Keefe is turning out to be a one hit wonder again.

>>131692893
First it was the cows and next will be the apes.

>>131692800
This

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Have a rare Pence. Featuring me from today in OH. :)

>>131692611
>killed by a fucking deagel
Kek

>>131692889
it's Trump's hotel (Trump International DC) and not specified

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>>131692701
>MSNBC’s Hunt: Republicans on Capitol Hill Use Words I Could Not Say on TV to Describe Trump in Private
Joe said the exact same thing. Just replace Trump with Miller. really makes you think

>>131692611

>book
>stopping that calibre firearm

Maybe if it was like 2000+ pages, but even then it's fucking stupid.

>>131692611
>50ae
Jesus I want to see this video..

>>131692913
Yeah Jones said the same thing on a periscope a few days before.

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>>131692913
cool post anon, wanna go to reddit?

>>131692410
Trump is still a reality show star just on a bigger stage now. He is the best thing in entertainment by far. Better than 99% of all movies and TV series.

>>131692624
Sarah said in the presser today that it is a general GOP fundraiser for 2018 and not specifically for his re-election campaign.

>>131692740
democrats anon. I mean we could get deep into it but, something tells me I summed it up quite nicely.

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>>131692891
Everybody's looking for something.

>>131692913
>Reddit spacing
Anyways, who here thinks James has a recording of Anderson?

holy shit Sumner Redstone is still alive

>>131692980

I knew it, this place is full of spics.

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>>131692272
>at this point it's just teabagging
CNN is officially (pic related)

>>131692272

O'Queef sure does get around.

>>131692611
Good lord.

>>131692993
That black and white cat is mine.

>>131688169
>President Trump Meets w/ Immigration Crime Victims 6/28/17
everyone watch this

>President Trump Meets w/ Immigration Crime Victims 6/28/17
everyone watch this

>President Trump Meets w/ Immigration Crime Victims 6/28/17
everyone watch this

>>131692611
The girl is a taco, not a burger.

>>131693076
>Sarah said in the presser today that it is a general GOP fundraiser for 2018 and not specifically for his re-election campaign.

funds will be distributed like this

>Contributions from individuals (multicandidate PACs in parentheses) will be allocated sequentially according to the following formula: $2,700 ($5,000) to DJTP primary account; $2,700 ($5,000) to DJTP general account; $33,900 ($15,000) to the RNC's Operating account; $101,700 ($45,000) to the RNC's Headquarters account; $101,700 ($45,000) to the RNC's Convention account; and the remainder, up to $101,700 ($45,000), to the RNC's Legal Proceedings account.

>>131692275
The only people committing political/media violence are the liberals against conservatives.

>>131692913
Hello my new reddit friend.

>>131692910
Except they reproduced.

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>>131692611

I'm calling bullshit on this whole thing. I refuse to believe someone would be willing to be shot in the chest without first looking up a video of what a bullet, let alone a big ass bullet from an expensive meme gun would do.

I don't believe a word of this fake news, there is no dead youtube faggot, there is no desert eagle, there was no book, I refuse to believe any of it.

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>>131693057
the amazing part is for me. I am actually interested in politics now. I see the gears of government at work and watch the chess pieces sliding across the stage. I have learned a lot about how our country works.

It actually took me a long time to warm up to the idea of voting for trump. I knew I couldn't vote for clinton, but once I finally looked at the trump show, I was addicted almost instantly.

I can't be the only one

>>131692611
the bible would've stopped the bullets desu. I've seen it in the movies

>>131693245
you dont know beaners

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>>131693141
Looks like CNN is really losing their minds then.

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>>131692611
he was probably holding the book flat against his chest. if he held it upright with the spine against his chest it would have been much thicker.

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>>131692275

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>>131692788
Here's this bitch's YouTube channel:
https://youtu.be/u2H6JhwhSt8

Omfg look at her YouTube video topics. Ironic as hell. Hilarious. She's having second thoughts about killing him hahahahha

>she took it too far
>he couldn't feel his legs
>teen parents creating memories

>>131692913
>w-we're not getting BTFO

>>131692913
I unironically agree with most. Him just saying, 'it's a nothing burger' has no real substance. Who cares what one person thinks on the show? Your producers tell you what to talk about.

>>131692989
>it's Trump's hotel (Trump International DC) and not specified

MSM already spooling up to scream about that

>Drumph making a profit!
>Ethics violation!

They don't care if it's true or not.

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okay so i did some digging into LA county and it's fucked up Medicaid issues
anybody think this is infograph/propaganda worthy?

LA County has 1.2 to 4 million people on Medicaid (more Medicaid reciepents than 45 other states combined)
1.2 million people in LA County earn less than $15,400 annually
With total actual costs of $6.96 billion USD and 529,583 fee-for-service beneficiaries, Medicare spending in Los Angeles County amounts to $13,149 per capita.

Celebrities that live in LA County and their net worth:
Elon Musk - $11.7 billion
Eli Broad - $7.4 billion
Steven Spielberg - $3.7 billion
Johnny Depp - $400 million
Russell Simmons - $340 million
Jennifer Lopez - $320 million
Arnold Schwarzenegger - $300 million
George Clooney - $250 million
Ellen DeGeneres - $200 million
Katy Perry- $125 million
Meryl Streep - $90 million

http://archive.is/jmuGQ
http://medicare-usage.healthgrove.com/l/211/Los-Angeles-County

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>>131687533
Anybody know which Trump video includes the clip of "I could shoot somebody"? I think it was in a motivational compilation, can't find it.

>>131692624
No one is going to give him money, they can't bribe the Trump administration like they could with other administrations in the past, so what's the point?

>>131693391
Story behind this?

>>131693344
Trump is teaching an entire website full of far-right shut-ins how the government works. Our autism will only be more effectively weaponized in the future.

>>131692275
Start telling the truth and you won't have that problem.

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>ywn go back to the days before reddit took over trump general

>>131693186
Wow, okay. That makes sense, then. Thx

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>>131693428
>teen parents

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>>131693387
>if he held it upright with the spine against his chest it would have been much thicker.
It would have just opened the book or killed him even if it didn't because it was a fucking .50AE bullet.

I don't know why they couldn't have shot a book without someone behind it to test and see that this is a very very bad idea.if they somehow didn't know that in the first place.

>>131693391
What the fuck happened there?

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>>131692611

>accidentally shot

Just because it wasn't your idea doesn't mean it was on accident.

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>>131693535
>phone compression

>>131693602
most disgusting food reviewer desu

>>131692611
Jesus I saw this on local news just now. It takes a special type of stupid to think an encyclopedia will stop a .50 at 1 foot. Christ

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>>131692913
Okay buddy

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Just a reminder. Fuck Trudeau and fuck leafs. 2 Genders Motherfucker.

>>131693542
>>>/pol/sg
I'll only tell you once before filtering.

>>131693517
It's from Toxic Avenger I think.

>>131693116
He's the agent behind Pence

>>131693474
>Elon Musk - $11.7 billion
All courtesy of the federal government. Just had to point that out. Carry on.

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DO NOT I repeat DO NOT underestimate The Turtle!

CBO about to get BTFO...

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/06/28/mitch-mcconnell-wants-a-revised-senate-healthcare-bill-by-friday/

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/06/28/mitch-mcconnell-wants-a-revised-senate-healthcare-bill-by-friday/

>>131693692
nice argument

>>131687919
California. NY wouldn't be a bad choice either, but you could really just chop off NYC and leave upstate in.

>>131693509
>No one is going to give him money, they can't bribe the Trump administration like they could with other administrations in the past, so what's the point?
rich donors want to go to a dinner with other rich donors and get face time with the president, event already has 300+ people booked for $35,000 minimum per person

>>131693569
She's 19. He's 22. So yeah, only one of them was a teen.

>>131693691
Reminder that behind every leaf is a tortured soul seeing his country fall into the abyss

>>131692275
Havn't journalists always been in danger though? Now I'm talking about real ones, those that go to warzones, infiltrating the Bohemian grove and actually do something other than just report what some anonynous source is telling them.

>>131693691
Now every Leaf on this site is in danger.

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>Pres Trump leads the tribes on High Energy roundtable 6/28/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKubD7uIgMI

anyone else notice these pressers are starting to look a lot like The Apprentice's interepisode meetings at Trump Tower?

>>131693739
SAY IT WITH ME, /ptg/
T R O J A N
H
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S
E

>>131692502
It might not for long. Cook County is the sole county holding IL back from going Red. Hillary won 12 of IL's countys in 2016, and virtually all but Cook are flip-able

Rock Island: 2.5k to flip
Peoria County: 1.2 K to flip
Jackson: 400 to flip
Dekalb: 700 to flip.
St Clair 3.5 K to flip
Winnebago 50 to flip
Will 8.5K to flip
Champaign 8.k to flip
Kane 10k to Flip

Then there are two heavier counties to flip

Dupage and Lake would need 30k to flip. If not flipped, they could at least decrease the difference.

Clinton carried Cook county by 1.2 million votes.... yet carried the state by 800k. That shows how vastly read the rest of the state is.

That means Trump would need to flip 400k votes total to win the state. It might seem unlikely, but remember he need to flip 250k to flip PA and did so with 30k to spare.

If he can flip 100-200k in Cook, that would mean he needs to pull in 200k flipped from the rest of the state....given how heavily fucked they are by chicago, they might get red pilled enough by 2020.

>>131693738
i can't think of a way to turn this into proper propaganda

>>131693739
It should have been ready on day fucking 1. It won't pass.

>>131693245
Books are actually decent bullet stops for soft and large bullets because they just dump thier energy pretty fast. it did technically work one time, though it was probably from a further distance and with a thicker book not braced against his chest

If he wasn't retarded he would have worn a an ar500 plate beneath his shirt in case something went wrong.

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>>131693644
It's honestly impossible to get past the first panel without cringing from the autism put into this.

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Anyone familiar with neogaf saltmining should be aware of the user Amirox. He was arrested today on child porn charges.

https://www.thewestendreporter.com/tobyhanna-man-arrested-on-child-pornography-charges/

>>131693810
But Canadians don't have souls!

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>>131692272

>>131693861
>Cook County
more like Crook County amirite

>>131693542
does anyone have that comic where the artist draws themselves as calm and rational while the person who disagrees with them is angry and irrational

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protesters outside the fundraiser

trump motorcade already arrived

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>>131693950

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>>131693871

>that avatar
>Christopher Goldberg

Im shocked

>>131693739
>DO NOT I repeat DO NOT underestimate The Turtle!
>
>CBO about to get BTFO...

Rush was speculating today that Turtleman ran the first bill through for scoring so he could isolate the methodology the CBO uses. And with the intent of identifying and freezing that, then introducing a new bill that would score bigly good.

Bait and switch, basically.

>>131693861
what's the governor like?

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>>131693871
I'm not even surprised anymore that these fags turn out to be kiddy diddlers-in-waiting.

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>>131693141
Is that a kid?
>>131692913
>pic related

>>131693739
If he thinks he'll have a revised edition by friday it means they already had one ready. You dont just shit out a new bill in two days.

>>131693003
TWO level 4 plate vests are not enough to stop a cal 50 bullet. A 2000 page book would do absolutely nothing. Maybe a 20000 page book.

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>>131692410
is this the family-friendly spinoff?
I was always hoping that they would make a new Step by Step

>>131693871
>(((Goldberg)))

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>>131693871
>Christopher Goldberg

>>131693871
Neofag is full of pedos, what a shock

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>>131694051

>>131694036
>those same yellow signs
hahahahaha

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>>131692229
CPD thread is gonna be fucking AMAZING this weekend

>>131694051
>Rush was speculating today
OH SHIT I ALMOST FORGOT
Rush was talking about Jordan Peterson today
for like an extended period of time, it was awesome

>>131693739
Trump seems too bullish on this thing, somehow I think it will pass, but can never be sure I guess.

>>131694136
What do they say?

>>131694036
I do agree with the no tax cuts, though. Why are the rich getting tax cuts for it?

>>131693871
Goldberg? A Jewish pedo. What a surprise.

>>131694136
Well, the left is all about recycling, ya know.

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>>131694051
>Rush was speculating today that Turtleman ran the first bill through for scoring so he could isolate the methodology the CBO uses. And with the intent of identifying and freezing that, then introducing a new bill that would score bigly good.
If that is true, then this guy is a wizard.

>>131687919
California

t. Hollywood Resident

>>131694239
they say exactly how much per hour David Brock paid them

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>>131693870
I managed to read it to the end.

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>>131694136

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>>131694277
About that...

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Curses are back https://www.aol.com/article/entertainment/2017/06/28/big-bang-theory-star-johnny-galecki-house-fire/23005988/

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>>131694036

>Healthcare Is A Human Right

hmm. yeah about that..

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>>131694270

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>>131694136
These groups love recycling shit.

>>131692410
I want the High Energy Spin-off, Perry and /OurPoo/, wherein they walk around, shop for sweet threads, and say amazing shit

>>131689151
>>131690099
>>131689933
What video? Were they /ourguys/?

>>131689238
CRJ is unironically good.

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>>131694087
Which means that Rush was right that the first bill was a TRAP!

Trump said today at WH with Cubs that a health care bill "surprise" was coming...

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Travel Ban implementation tomorrow! Show us your reactions!

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>>131694370

#RESIST the trash can

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>>131694239
The yellow signs mean they're paid to be there

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>>131694530

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Wtf let's go to war!

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>>131687533
refrsh pastebin
better link added
>Press Trump meets Chicago Cubs 6/28/17
https://youtu.be/j6V3QQRBXdU

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>>131694531
>All those Starbucks cups
Gee fuckin wiz

>>131694097
It was a .50 AE, still a hit bullet but not hard to stop with a plate if you don't mind a bit of wind knocked out of you>>131694294
They'll change it regardless, if this was a move to determine that he is on a snipe hunt.

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>>131694530

>>131693692
>/sg/
You should just do >>>/pol/, /sg/ is a tiny minority of Assad supporters on the board. This is the only thread that unironically supports globalist foreign policy.

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>>131694530

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>>131693739
>>131694087
>>131694520
>yfw Turtleman pulls off another slam dunk like preventing Dems from filling Scalia's seat

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http://www.crimeonline.com/2017/06/28/aspiring-youtube-star-shoots-boyfriend-to-death-while-filming-prank-in-front-of-their-3-year-old-daughter-report/

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>>131694374

Luck is Trump's power stat. STRfags, INTfags, and AGIfags eternally btfo.

>>131694629

But I thought the whole Russia deal was a nothingburger with nothing with a side of nothing fries and a nothingshake.

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*whispers* hey kid. Wanna go to war?

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>>131692788
>most likely Spaniard

My father's side of the family is nearly all Spaniards. They're a special kind of stupid but at least they're very lovable.

>>131694056
Isis and gibs welcome

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>>131693871

>>131693870
>t. Reddit

>>131694853
then have congress declare a war like the constitution says then he will have to

>>131694853
You first big eyes

>>131692239
nice bowtie, faggot

>>131694625
who is this wrapper plapper?

>>131693602

why would anyone watch him over review brah?

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>>131690395
Why is it so hot?

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wew lads..

>>131695014
shes not wearing a thong, can see that panty line

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>>131695006
I could watch more review guy than Joey. I get fucking disgusted at Joey's gluttony. Reviewbrah at least keeps it classy.

Why can't the media put things in perspective? When they say 22 million will lose due to Obamacare repeal why can't they say obamacare also made 25 million lose

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CNN RESPONDED TO THE VAN JONES VIDEO!!!

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>>131695006
joey is based tho

>>131692913
>one hit wonder
>again

I dont think you get it dude

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>>131695115
they're fucking done and they know it

>>131695110
>Why can't the media put things in perspective?
Have you not noticed that it's their job to misrepresent everything and to promote fake news?

>>131695121
does he review the meat mountain?

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>>131695115
Their fan base doesn't even care they'll view the video as "fake"

>>131695115
>Pithy
I-It's n-nothing g-guys...
I'M NOT CRYING!!!!!

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>>131695043

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>>131694814
Ryan had many more votes to work with and still could not get it done on first pass.

Mitch has very little room for error needing 50 votes he can only lose 2. If he pulls it off it will be epic

Mitch wife chomping at bit for $1 trillion dollar infrastructure package that as Sec of Transpo all that money flows through her hands. But to get that health care and tax reform need to get done.

How smart was it to put mrs turtle in that job?

>>131695110
This is a rhetorical question right?

>>131695115

That's a very reddit like response. You'd think a media organization would just use a business sounding response. They know they're fucked.

>>131693428
>about to go to jail for murdering the father of your unborn child
>keep making vlogs for those juicy subscription points

goddamn these people have no sense of shame

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>>131694530
Can I get an amen in here?

>>131695115
>so pithy, witty and sarcastic
This is the epitome of an asshurt retard trying to damage control

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>>131695121

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RESIST

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>>131694530
Praise be the lord!

>>131695327
Turtletastic.

Anyone saw the victims of immigrant crime meeting?

That last story about this woman wanting to comitt suicide, then the same week she saw Trump speaking about victims of immigrant crimes...

Really good story. Recommended. It's somewhere at the 20-24 minute mark

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>>131695121
>people thought he was going crazy but he really was being followed and stalked

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>>131695324

>>131694315
Born and raised or did you move there?

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>>131695457

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>>131695043
lol=surrender PAGING SCOTT ADAMS!

>>131695457
Is Sally Kohn secretly /ourdyke/? She's framing AHCA as a referendum on Ryan's speakership, which is about the only way to motivate the RINOs to do anything.

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>>131695377
Amen!

>>131695514
what happened, who was stalking him

>>131695115
>haha dude we're totally not getting exposed right now.

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I still wish Rand became president.

>>131695043
Will they all be such nothingburgers?

>>131693784
This. They hope to have influence. Bringing up suggestions and shit that he might act on can be very valuable. $35,000 is a bargain. It's peanuts in comparison to what they're trying to do.

>>131695514
Trump dropped some seriously redpills there. Hillary was furious at him exposing her Haitian child trafficking ring.

>>131693602
Is joeyposting the new gregposting?

>>131695686
Rand wouldn't be close to this much fun. Sorry, Rand.

When does Van Jones usually come on? I might turn on CNN for a few minutes to see what he has to say for himself

>>131695686
well thank god you can't vote in our elections. P.S. please fix your third-world country, the stench is drifting over the border.

>>131695686

He can be the president of short people.

>>131695686
Sometimes, the tiniest of wishes is the harder to get

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>>131695690
Hope so.

>>131695728
>Hillary Clinton is so...CORRUPT

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>>131695686
>tfw no ross perot
>tfw no ron paul
>tfw no rand paul
>tfw no jim webb

>>131695786
yeah but rand wasn't a globalist

>>131693739
McConnell is unironically superior to Ryan just because he's an autist

>>131694051
>>131693739
I haven't been paying attention. Why was the bill bad in the first place? What can be fixed?

>>131695686
Rand probably wouldn't build a wall or ban refugees.

>>131695514
>but he really was being followed and stalked
what, i never heard of this?

>>131695327
Smart. She was already Secretary of Transportion during the George W. Bush administration.

>>131695690
Are you being (((pressured))) into auto destructing with nothingburgers??

>>131695043
A FUCKING WILD MADMAN

>>131695943
Transportation*

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>>131695746
Nah, Im the only one desu

>>131687919
California.

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>>131695514
>>131695728
>>131695851

>>131692611
too bad her non-white spawn will still be born

>>131695552
what is going on here?

>>131695894
Whether it's bad or not is unclear. But it doesn't have consensus among repub. so it doesn't pass, which is the problem

>>131695457
God I hate this kike cunt

>>131695939
Probably means by the Obama admin.

>>131687919
CA

>>131693950
More like Cock Cunty because they're stinky, self-absorbed, and fucking over the rest of the state.

t. former Chiraqi

>>131694531
>we were kangs in egypt

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>>131695043
Do youhear that? It's the sound of menchildren crying after their pizza friday has been canceled, they will be forced to shill here overtime, unpaid, of course

>>131696049
god DAMN how is Sarah Palin still so cute?

She is the epitome of GMILF

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>>131687533
MS 13 WANTED BY TRUMP
GET HIM

JOE

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>>131695851
>when your reputation is both the joke and punchline

>>131696195
Can /pol/ track him down?