BREAKING NEWS: A COUP IN VENEZUELA

>>131592654
First

>1200 people

wow its fucking nothing

>>131592743
Martina García
Emmanuelle Chriqui
Odette Annable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3PkPYKeU4M
Thread theme

What's happening street level?

>>131592654
GO GETTEM OSCAR

Did anyone capture the news stream when the feed cut off?

>>131592823
>you and what army

lets hope its better than turkey's

Good shit to wake up to. Sadly I have to go to work so I can't follow the happening

Stream
https://youtu.be/xbsqtZE8550

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>>131592654
REMOVE

>>131592654
COUP IN VENEZUELA
DANIEL TOSH MENTIONS ELSAGATE
ONE THOUSAND PEDOS ARRESTED (NOTICE NO PEDO ARRESTS ON THIS SCALE UNDER OBONGO)
CNN SELF-DESTRUCTING
TRAVEL BAN IS GO

Is he our new Pinochet?

>>131592916
Do any of you faggots speak spanish?

1200 can't change millions of people who love socialism.

I smell false flag, now they have an excuse to consolidate power 100%. Perez will probably "escape" last minute and that will be his reward.

>>131592823
Christianity conquered the world, and it started with 12 apostles
1200 ppl can take venezuela no problem

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>>131592654
The Expert

If he really is a right winger, and if this really is a coup and not just smoke and mirrors, I am willing to bet 100% CIA was involved months ago in helping set this shit up.

>200,000 views already on his revolution videos

This is a bonafide happening.

>>131592936
Don't forget Bernie Sanders under investigation for Fraud

Any Venezuelans ITT? Please give us any updates you can, translate tweets, etc.

I saw someone say that the rebels held the Fuerte Tiuna military base. Can anyone confirm shit?

>>131593027
Millions of starving people?

>>131592654

GO GET EM OSCAR

>>131592977
God i hope so

>>131592654
Is he white?

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>>131592936

DELETE THIS

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>>131592654
mfw tomorrow I wake up and this all turns out to be another Reichstagfire/ erdogan watermellon coup that is made by madchurro for madchurro and will help him fuck the country harder.

>>131593092
Fraud regarding what? I never knew this

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>>131592654

A lot More Videos of the action
https://www.instagram.com/maduradas/

>or here
https://maduradas.com/sepa-reportan-situacion-irregular-en-miraflores-cerraron-vias-y-circularon-tanquetas/

>Military confront Nicolas Maduro ??
https://twitter.com/RockStroke/status/879896020112551936 (embed)

Go get em Oscar!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWb0AiwVXZc&feature=youtu.be&a

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I never voted for this government. Stop telling me I chose this.

>>131593004
Spanish? I am a man. I pay taxes.
Spanish?
>spanish
??????
>??????

Hahahahaha
No

>>131592654
VE POR ELLOS OSCAR

>>131592916
Ok. It sounds like they're moving the capital. I could be wrong though. My spanish is a bit rusty

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>>131592654

The Zionist, Jew-controlled Venezuelan government is sending gangs to loot and desecrate Catholic churches because they oppose the regime.

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THE LATIN AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE ONE CHOPPER AWAY FROM GREATNESS

WE WILL PURGE COMMUNISM AND LEFTISM WITH NOTHING BUT HELICOPTERS

IT'S A SIGN. PINOCHET LIVES ON.

>>131592903
>Denmark is featured as paradise in american tv/movies
>feels good to wake up to possible "freedom"
>but has to go to work
it's almost like you are scripted dawg, punch yourself really hard behind the ear to verify

>>131593223
well you are choosing it now by sitting on your ass and not couping you fucking pu$$y

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>>131592654
>biting this b8 after what erdogan did
>failing into maduros plan
>waiting to be purged

/pol/ is dead

>>131593027
>ignorant subhumans and corrupt politicians
Yeah fuck all of them. 1200 armed people should be enough to deal with those cretins

>>131592654
What a surprise. Either you starve to death in commietopia or you attempt revolution. How shocking the good little commies wouldn't starve to death willingly.

>>131592654
INSHAJESUS JESUS ACKBAR!!!!

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>>131593061
>fidget spinner
>spinner
>helicopter

>>131593223
Join the revolution

Which South American nation would intervene militarily if a civil war legitimately happened?

>>131593174
He and his wife exorbitantly billed a university for existing, she's nominally a bureaucrat there but never shows up.

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>>131592823

GOOD LUCK OSCAR

>>131593297
But this is another theater from the government.

Get it out /pol/ don't be faggots MSM will take the side of the faggot socialist , help based Venezuela people kill the commies fucks . Get it all over Venezuela to the people .

>>131593364
columbia, they are getting assmangled by venezuela's policies

>>131592654
HOLY SHIT ASSAD IS LITERALLY GOING AROUND WITH HIS FLEET OF HELICOPTERS AND DROPPING BARREL BOMBS ON EVERY SCHOOL, HOSPITAL, BAKERY AND ORPHANAGE HE CAN FIND. SOMEONE STOP HIM.

>>131592654
>devoted Christian

Venezuela dropped / 10

It's a shame that country has to suffer so much. Some poor fuckers always seem to get all the hard breaks.

image the government publicly executing this man all the women in the country would go insane

>>131593404
>But this is another theater from the government.
no habla

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>>131592654
His endgame needs to be having Maduro hoisted up by rope in his helicopter and dropped from 10,000ft. All communists need a final helicopter ride.

>>131593364
you wanna import cheap goats Hans?

that youtube video sounds very legit.

>we are apolitical
>we invoke this article in the constitution that orders the people to stand up against a oppressive government
>mentions all the murdered students

>>131592654
Venezuelans have been wiping their asses with their own hands for lack of toilet paper for how long now? finally at least one patriot grew a pair.

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>>131593255
VE POR ELLOS OSCAR

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Dude's illuminati confirmed

PIC RELATED!!!!

>>131593364
Brazil and Colombia would probably wage war against Cuban shills.

>>131593372
I thought it was because she took out a loan for the university claiming $2 Million in pledges but only had $700K

>>131593174
Catch up bernie bro
>lynch
https://youtu.be/A4yJP152mFM
>comrade
https://youtu.be/zfpkCmXmYJQ

Are you guys sure this isn't some sort of fake coup? You know, to bait the people who oppose Maduro and they get persecuted? My Venezuelan dad said it happened before with Chavez.

>>131593404
Does anything even happen in Venezuela that isn't a government circus?

Do Venezuelans even exist?

>>131593528
I just buy tissues and black market TP my dear choripan merchant.

>>131593533
He's probably a Mason. I went to my local chapter to join and I saw all this shit in there.

>>131592823
Are all ancaps actually this retarded?

>>131593476
>>>reddit

>>131592654

Time to officially add Venezuela to the list of Countries That Don't Count as Socialist Because They Failed. The political left jumped the gun and added Venezuela to the list back when Venezuelans were taking vacations to other countries for the purpose of purchasing large quantities of toilet paper to ship back to their homes.

GO GET 'EM OSCAR

This is some real shit.
I usually play CSGO with some Venezuelans, we usually start two hours ago but none of them are online (4 people from Venezuela).
I think something is going on fellas.

>>131593408
Are Venezuelans still selling rare Pepes for cash?

>>131593633
yes, ancaps are retarded

>>131593590
>Does anything even happen in Venezuela that isn't a government circus?
Rarely
>Do Venezuelans even exist?
No we all died and the ones you see onlines are cuban bots, maduro is covering the biggest massacre in the world with online bots.

>>131593004
nah man, only spics speak spanish and everyone here is a white nordic male

>>131593599
Venezuelan anon, do you need /pol/ to send you supplies? I bet we could scrap something together for you

>>131593569
>Chavez
Buddy buddy with Bernie and Castro, personally trained by Tito and other commies
>Maduro
drives a bus

I think Venezuela is past the point of "smart" subversion.

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God speed Oscar!

>>131593599
>black market TP
can't make this shit up

>>131593027
>1200 can't change millions of people who love socialism
>millions of people who love socialism
>love socialism
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4f/-ElinformadorTV-_La_pobreza_obliga_a_la_gente_a_comer_de_la_basura_-Barquisimeto_por_%40graficohermes.webm

>>131593533

Neat, a mason. Fuck all the conspiracy shit about them, literally a old boys club.

>>131593533
>>131593611

>Mason here, can confirm.

God bless this brother.

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>>131592501
sure
>>131592547
opposition won majority seats in the parlament back in december 2015, government used supreme court to dismiss every law or act approved by the parlament, and 3 months ago they plainly said they were taking all of the parlament duties, which made people go out and protest

also the there have been major scarcity issues. there's little food and medicines. this has been going on for like five years and has provoked minor protests

>>131592638
i make web apps and linux stuff

>>131592916
What is wrong with dramatic Spanish guy?

>>131592654
>https://twitter.com/Javierito321/status/879849801151639554
>"La verdad y Jesucristo nos acompañan"
"The truth and Jesus Christ are with us"

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>>131592654
>and here we see the helicopter in its natural habitat. the helicopter's diet consists primarily of the red-bellied commie rat. watch as the helicopter wears out his prey by first lobbing grenades down onto it

>>131593686
They're dead, Jim.

>>131593724
No thanks. I make decent money freelancing as a programmer, though I live in a slum, I love the whole dichotomy.

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>Maduro adressing his cobunist digtator glass
Gobrades, brepare to get sobeone to bight the heligobter burgoise or we're all fuged :DD

>>131593795

What does the Double headed eagle mean to the Masons?

>>131592823
The American revolution was only supported by 1% of the population. Even fewer people actually fought.

>>131593599
>black market toilet paper

I don't see any possible path leading from where you are to not being an absolute nigger

actual coup when?

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venezuela has gone full GTA mode. what a time to be alive (and not in venezuela)

>>131593799
comfy

>>131592654
You fucks realize this is all planned and intended to be the Syria of our hemisphere, right. As soon as Ven goes full mad max, like Syria, this will become the source of the US refugee crisis. Imagine the boatloads and trains right through our front doors

>>131592861
new thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9nfVrusSMg

>>131593854
Don't say that man :(
They're awesome people

>>131593004
Uhhhhhhhh.... Burritos?

May Pinochet spirit guide Oscar and his coup.

VE POR ELLOS OSCAR

>>131593932
I've always wanted an Italian wife anon

>>131592936
Daniel tosh is probably going to get suicided now or have an accident

>>131593563
Yeah you're probably right.

>>131593870
This
I'm an immigrant from bumfuck Eastern Europe, and I love America. But sometimes I think, man life would be pretty fun and awesome if I lived in the old country with some dosh. The cool thing about the poor in other countries that Americans don't ever realize is that they still have community and culture. And sure, crime is always going to be higher in poor places, but somehow it's just not as bad in Euro slums, and I imagine even in Latin ones.

>>131593686
net probably got cut

>>131593932
>/pol/ would never support a happening especially not one by helicoper-oscar get real guys

wow so many shills today get fucked please

>>131592654
So exciting!!! Going to bed will be fun to see what happens.

>>131593932
Venezuelans are bro tier though. Plus they are christians.

>>131593906
You know the market will always finds its way, even to Venezuelan's buttholes.

>>131593223
Fight for your rights then you faggot

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>>131593843
Patrician

Why no sticky for this?

>>131593932
correct

>>131593547
We're still commie-controlled, don't count on us.

>>131593870
Good to know. I always feel bad seeing pictures of Venezuelans lined up for shit like TP and condensed milk while I can go down the street to Wendy's and eat until I get a heart attack (for under $100).

Let us know if you ever want anything

>>131593297
Does he have a weapon? Does he know the plan? Does Oscar and his band of merry men even know this anon? Give the man a break...if a revolution really breaks out and has popular support, then is the time to join. Use your head for something else other than to park a hat on faggot.

>>131594054
I'm inclined to believe that, but there are Venezuelan posters here, so idk

This will be a jew coup, guaranteed

Don't fucking support this lads

>>131594096
explica porque no estas en la calle haciendo quilombo.

>>131592933
kek and check

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>>131593533

Hopefully those coackroaches get some toilet paper

>>131594180
My ISP is working fine so no, net is not cut. Another indicator this is nothing but circus.

>>131594180
Most post here through mobile iirc. They're net got blocked and monitored a while back.

>>131593569
your venezuelan dad?
are you sure you are your father's son?
"my dad said it has happened before" was sufficient, we won't ask your fuckin family history
if i hate one thing more than a raw racist is the snowflake offspring
RESPECT VENEZUELA FAGGOT

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>>131592977
Dude he is literally him reincarnated, dude flew up in a helicopter circling the supreme building holding all the communists in the government and then dropping fucking grenades on them? That shit is radical af

>>131594281
location?

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>>131594064
Holy shit RARE

>>131593879

That particular one is 33rd level, highest level of Freemasonry.

I'm not even at that point. If Oscar is, he has some high level connections and would be proof that he has the resources to carry out a coup.

>>131592654
I want to see the bus driver hang or at least Gaddafied.
If there really is a coup I dont understand how it could have taken this long.

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Anything new?

>>131593533
>33
Ah, that makes sense.

How many ded? Have we reached 2.000?

>>131592823
The Cuban revolution started with a column of 100.

>>131594309
The real Pinochet would be throwing commies at grenades.

>>131594064
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU

>>131594386

I dont think we've even reached 2

>>131594178
dont get too tuchas tussled on other people's behalf nigroid, you'll blow your cover as a lefty

btw

>i own zero hats
>ven's have been rioting without weapons for months now

>>131594404
80 iirc

>>131594313
>location?
>pregunt... digo, asking for a friend. me very gringo not govt at all

>>131594313
Caracas, the capital.

If your friends are in the interior of the country they may be offline because... that's just normal.

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>>131594289
He's obviously my dad, dumbass. Fuck off, my Venezuelan dad will come there and beat your ass, faggot.

>>131593879
Scottish Rights. You have to be Blue Lodge to take these, or York Rights.

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>>131592654
Fire up the meme cannons

Can /pol/ meddle with another country?

>>131593092
and trump is under investigation for obstruction of justice

>>131593932
The army is with the people

>>131593724
H-Hi
Not Venezuelan but if you're giving stuffs for free I'm here.........................

>>131593297
>https://www.instagram.com/maduradas/

This!

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THIS MAN IS NOT A CHRISTIAN!!

He's a shill... pic related!

No christian in his right mind would adhere to this heresy!

>>131594492
Fake noose

>>131592823
In such a broken government, all they have to do is cut the head off the snake in one quick action and the rest will fall in line.

Good luck Oscar!

>>131593712
if you die by infected hemmoroid sitting on your ass will you get a star on the wall?

>>131594503
proof?

>>131594492
Yeah but unlike Trump, there's substantial evidence that Bernie Sander's wife actually did this. There's a bankrupt college with angry creditors. Trump just has the White House and angry dems

Fuck off shill

>>131594462
>Caracas, the capital.
It is also normal for the seat of socialist power to receive different treatment/news than the rest of the cattle. Not too surprising that you still have internet.
Then again, isn't Caracas the only place that has consistent internet? Other venezanons have said they just mobile post.

>>131594281
true, I get the feeling that if anything real went down the government would try it's best to cause a total information blackout

>>131594534
>salvy
>rare

I heard you and mexico dont get along from a mexican, can you explain?

>>131593404
>But this is another theater from the government.

Just what one would expect a little beta pussy to say.

>>131594546
Kill your self. Spirituality is part of Christianity

>>131593932
I don't suppose you ever thought of this; maybe the majority of those people are fed the fuck up, and someone with not only the balls, but the fucking resources, decided to act did you? Dumbass...

>>131594534
Just to people who's governments are fucking them over. Sorry

>>131594534
We've got Africans, Indians and Asians on special. Send all three?

>>131594462
2 in Caracas
1 in Valencia
1 in Maracaibo
Also I just noticed, the Spanish did a really good job colonizing Venezuela, some of the cities are 500 years old

>>131594535
Gunfire.

We've got hostiles.

>>131594632
Yeah I'm mobile posting, CANTV the main isp is banned in 4chan.

>>131594503
>>131594597
Lying retard, they're on govt bank roll.

>>131594672
didn't that same thing happen in turkey though?

>>131593533
Mason sigils. That's awesome, this guy is going to be very efficient and aware out there on the battlefield. Wish you the best of luck brother.

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>>131594546
>No christian in his right mind would adhere to this heresy!

In South America, they worship Jesus one minute, and go to a """"""natural healer""""""" to get spiritual protection from witch craft and shit...Sad but normal.

pic related is mexico, but still related.

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>>131592654
I BET USA ARMED THEM

FUCKING IMPERIALIST PIGS

>>131594432
Google is your friend you stupid maple nigger.

>>131594056
okay genius, so lets say Ven collapses with chavistas taking all they can and leaving the country fucked. Fucking oscar the helicopter merc, while is pretty badass, will need to reconsolidate the mess of a huge nation and unfuck it without losing control of a populace without much to lose. They are already starving and looking at the fucks eating sushi in the town next door. If I was them, I'd raid the shit out of the commies eating steaks so mu kids can eat. When that happens chaos happens, serious chaos. Factions arise, communities start fighting eachother for power, the shit military over there with their little VW armored busses will be overwhelemed by a very angry populace. Poeple flee that shit and go where they know opportunity is, as does the shit that sticks to their shoes. On the bright side, these people are probably already pretty red pilled, and will fight to the death to prevent communism wherever they go after that...until the next generation (a la second-generation mexicans).

So yeah, good deal for us anon.

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>>131593533
>33
from one group of powers that be to another

do you expect him to take over and know how to structure everything? powers going to be spread out to those good and bad who will try to get things running again

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>>131594483
Can he be the new Dorner

>>131594689
No it's not.

>>131594689
Nah he's right. This Chakra shit is anti-science. Christianity (despite what the evangelicals think) is inherently pro-science as science brings us closer to understanding God

>>131593027
that pretty-boy isn't fighting against socialism. he's promising a better socialism. this time they'll do REAL socialism.

Trump sending weapons and "advisors" when??

I'll paypal $100 USD to any Venzuelabros that give proof that they're joining the coup/revolution

>>131594465
I want to go York rights. I only went to a first initial meeting. Now with Summer swinging through not much I can do, plus plans to join the military so not enough time, but the York rights really drew me in.

>>131594849
WRONG
IT WAS ALL ERIC HOLDER

>>131594868
Someone shoop a grenade in his hand. It would be the finishing touch.

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I WANT TO BELIEVE
press f to pay respect.

>>131592867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E

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>>131592654
This video looks fake as fuck. From the jerky movements and the screen flashing, to the invisible guys in the back row, it seems like CGI. Makes me think this whole coup is fake or a false flag.

>>131594912
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>131592936
27/6/2017
the beginning of the holokek.

/pol/ needs to publish a memoir

Just two figures in the video are actually real persons, the other three are dummies.
https://mobile.twitter.com/Javierito321/status/879849801151639554

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>>131593799
Actually the protestors are terrorists

>sips socialist tea

>>131594933
>sothatswheretheywent.jpg

>>131594838

I'm Mexican lol i know this, freaking brujeria HERESY!

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>>131594809
No amount of money from communists will corrupt the freedom of Righteous men who bare arms

>>131594940
f

>>131594924
they cant use paypal kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Apparently, Oscar was the protagonist of a movie called Muerte suspendida. What is it about?

>>131593076
cia needed to organize a shitty banner and a couple of hand grenades? it must be worse than i thought down there.

>>131594281
is the military that took over the perliment is loyal to maduro?

>>131594794
>CANTV the main isp is banned in 4chan.
This must be what I'm thinking of then. Surprised you are still allowed to connect to American servers, honestly.

>>131594446
Tell us all about your war experience other than play station.

>>131594546
>>131594689
they're like that in South America and Africa and the Carribeans. No joke. Other than that they are really Christian.

>>131593404
Yes but not your government.

>>131594940
F F F F F F F F F F F F

>>131593960
No honestly, if they aren't dead already, odds are that they will be in the next couple of months

>>131594956
>so obviously not taking your meds

>>131592654
>>131592654
>>131592654

Translation of video with only minor misunderstandings:

PT. I

Venezuelans. Dear brothers, we are speaking on the state.
We are a coalition consisting of military police and civilians, in the search for balance and against this transitional criminal government. We do not belong to a political party. We are nationalists, patriots, and institutionalists.
This fight isn't with the rest of the state security force. It's against the impunity imposed by this government. Against tyranny. Against the death of the young who fight for their legitimate rights. Against hunger. Against poor health. Against the pathetic. This fight is for life. This fight is for the hope we construct.
This is not revenge. It is justice and conscience that leads us to look for change. We use this decision with the color of truth and Jesus Christ who accompanies us.
It's because of this that we are calling on all Venezuelans from the Orient or the Occident, from the North to the South to accompany us in this fighting force and go out into the streets together, from Caracas to Fuerte Tiuna. And in the center of the country to every military base. So that we may reunite as brothers with our national armed forces, and together, recuperate our beautiful Venezuela.


In this day, we are employing an aerial and land deployment with the sole purpose of giving back democratic power to the people. And in this, comply and enforce the laws to reestablish the constitutional order.
It's because of this that we adhere to Articles 305 and 333 of our Magna Carta. It is our duties as state security officials that we disarm this band of paramilitaries to restore peace to the people of (Oliva?). (??) President Maduro, we demand your immediate renouncement along with your Ministerial (??) and that general elections are called immediately.

>>131594689

GET REKT HERETIC

>>131595018
QUE PAU NO CU KKKKKKKK

>>131594912
they're already there

>>131593599
>black market TP
PLEASE COME TO OUR DESIGNATED MURDER DISTRICTS

>>131595122

PT. II

To you my friend, brothers in arms. We have two options; to be judged tomorrow by our conscience and the people... or to free our people from this corrupt government starting today.

We are warriors of God and our mission is serve the people. Long live Venezuela!

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>>131592654
>Christian
>blue eyed
>hardworking
>anti-commie
>likely a very charismatic person to convince 1200+ to join him
>instructed in very useful skills like flying instead of wasting time in Vydia or shiet
>patriotic, fights for his nation against commies and degenerates

This is what all /pol/ faggots should aspire tk ever be, GO GET 'EM OSCAR

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Daily reminder the Venezuela regime is basically a huge state-run drug and weapons running operation.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/nov/19/venezuelan-presidents-relatives-guilty-in-us-cocaine-trial

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/02/13/venezuela-vice-president-sanctions-donald-trump/97872432/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESA_b48dH2M

Venezuelans. Dear brothers, we are speaking on the state.
We are a coalition consisting of military police and civilians, in the search for balance and against this transitional criminal government. We do not belong to a political party. We are nationalists, patriots, and institutionalists.
This fight, isn't with the rest of the state security force. It's against the impunity imposed by this government. Against tyranny. Against the death of the young who fight for their legitimate rights. Against hunger. Against poor health. Against the pathetic. This fight is for life. This fight is for the hope we construct.
This is not revenge. It is justice and conscience that leads us to look for change. We use this decision with the color of truth and Jesus Christ who accompanies us.
It's because of this that we are calling on all Venezuelans from the Orient or the Occident, from the North to the South to accompany us in this fighting force and let's go out into the streets, from Caracas to Fuerte Tiuna. And in the center of the country to every military base. So that we may reunite as brothers with our national armed forces.
And together, we retake our beautiful Venezuela.

In this day, we are employing an aerial and land deployment with the sole purpose of giving back democratic power to the people. And in this, comply and enforce the laws to reestablish the constitutional order.
It's because of this that we adhere to Articles 305 and 333 of our Magna Carta. It is our duties as state security officials that we disarm this band of paramilitaries to restore peace to the people of (Oliva?). (??) President Maduro, we demand your immediate renouncement along with your Ministerial (??) and that general elections are called immediately.

>>131592654
>A COUP IN VENEZUELA
>Dropping hand grenades from a helicopter is not a "coup".
Get back to us when a real event happens. I suspect this guy wil be hunted down and murdered soon.

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>ywn be a Venezuelan insurgent fighting for freedom alongside a badass mother fucker who you could actually believe in

Fuck I love this time line though. Could the past year be any more epic or incredible? This is nuts. It just keeps getting better and better. The ONLY way this could be better in fact is if Le Pen had won France.

>>131594672
Says the country where a whole generation of men think mansplaning and manspreading is a national issue.

But for real, you don't live here, we are used to this kind of circus, so forgive me for not throwing out my life against the armed forces guarding the presidential palace because this may be just another waste of time and a theater to further government repression and cover up all the fuckery they have done through the day.

Fuck off.

>>131594924
You gotta use BTC dude. Capital controls keep paypal and what not from getting in. Plus, OFAC is probably going to be placing sanctions on any rebels in Venezuela, so if you don't want to get arrested, I suggest going with BTC

>>131592654
The country is pretty much a free for all.

>>131594829
>didn't that same thing happen in turkey though?

Right, because Venezuela is Turkey. Erdogan is an overwhelmingly popular tyrant. Maduro,not so much.

>>131595108
they tell me that they only get 1 or 2 meals a day and that they play CSGO on their shitty laptops so they forgot about the hunger

I NEED EYES ON GROUND, I NEED CONFIRMED HAPPENING!

WERE A HABBENING CON 2 FELLAS!!!

>>131595156
To you my friend, brothers in arms. We have two options; to be judged tomorrow by our conscience and the people... or to free our people from this corrupt government starting today.

We are warriors of God and our mission is serve the people. Long live Venezuela!

>>131592823
If you're fast, that's more than enough to put a government down.

>>131594610
unlike trump bernie sanders was just a dem candidate, we can replace him, but trump is under investigation as the PRESIDENT, also the former director of the FBI isn't just some "angry dem"

>>131592654
MERCENARIES 3: THE SWEDISH REDEMPTION

>>131595122
>>131595148
Thanks anon.

>>131595163
>Only way it could be better is if Le Pen won

Give it another election cycle and she will

>>131594890
He really didn't say anything about socialism though. The only political term he is is that he was a nationalist.

>>131594281
Turkshits were still posting after and during the """coup"""

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>>131595018

You can always tell the socialist country because they have to build walls to keep people and information in, and media out. Oh and they can't use paypal, or get on the internet, or buy toilet paper.

Wow socialism sounds great guise.

>>131595158
While objectively you're correct, may I remind you the greatest happening in your lives is shooting some random sandniggers a million miles away

>>131594217
It's probably the (((CIA))) desu

>>131595018
We can, that's how many of us survive, working online.

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Any news stream or shit?

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>>131592936
>>131594968
>the beginning of the holokek.
>holokek

kek wills it!

>>131595156
Shut up you asshole.

>>131595163
If this shit ever goes down in Nicaragua I might

>>131595295
Source?

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>>131594868
>>131594935

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>>131592654
Godspeed Oscar.
Kill all commies and save your people.

>>131594698
I honestly pray for that to be the truth anon. Oscar the helicopter merc is only weighed down by the steel in his balls, if that's tru and should be commended. But looking past the Rambo storyline potential, there is also a big fucking actual happening across the pond where hordes are being welcomed in because of white guilt and forced charity. We should take their plight as an example to ensure we don't get duped the same way.

>>131595169
You really think that we still believe we still at peak SJW like just as recently as 2 years ago with all the shit thats happened, we have also been watching you closely now good look.

>>131595163
Don't worry my friend, Europe is slowly waking up, the reason why the US didn't fall so hard to leftism is because they just recently started their shit,
Leftist and commie shit has been plaguing and undermining Europe for over a century.
They WILL wake up from this, and it will be glorious

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>>131595344
Fan art of A2 from Nier: Automata

>>131594932
Its better than Scottish IMO, because you participate more in the degrees. Good luck traveling man!

>>131595250
Venezuela Anons you need to bring us the scoop before the news can pick it up-If they even do.
Livestream it all and we shall control the narative

>>131594838
Can confirm.
People here claim to be catholic but won't hesitate to visit tarot card readers and Candomblé (african religion) priests

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You are all fucking supporting a CIA/jew coup

Go fuck yourselves

Who gives a shit if a country is socialist, let them rot. But there is no fucking reason a jew coup should ever be supported

You're a big helicopter


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVN3wMXAtXQ

>>131595277
>Implying Argentina is a real country.
Didn't Great Britain kick the fuck out of you guys?

>>131595075
>ur a pussie anon you wouldnt fight!1!!1!

if i had to wipe my ass with my hand for 3 years and ate out of a garbage can im pretty sure i'd at least show up to a protest.

Why the three dummies /pol/?
https://mobile.twitter.com/Javierito321/status/879849801151639554

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Let me get this straight, this guy is a mason and fighting against his commie government . The same globalist, Luciferian mason group that has caused us World Wars and we don't know where his funding is coming from? Am I missing anything?

>>131595169
>But for real, you don't live here, we are used to this kind of circus, so forgive me for not throwing out my life against the armed forces guarding the presidential palace because this may be just another waste of time and a theater to further government repression and cover up all the fuckery they have done through the day.
>Fuck off.

You have endless excuses for your cowardice, but very few words of bravery. Risk is a part of life. If this Oscar guy is not in fact leading some false flag operation, then he is initiating a heroic struggle and those excuses will forever be your words when history was being made. I know, I know, you're just a yeller-bellied computer geek. No expecting heroics from yer yeller arse.

>>131595471
U.P. did nothing wrong.

>>131592654
Bu-buu-buu-bu-but it wan't REAL socialism guys

>>131593533
wtf i love masons now

>>131595354
Perfect.

>>131595424
Noice

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>>131595357
based post

>>131595467

Exactly bro, which is why people who do candomble or brujeria and the like aren't Christians! They're heretics!

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ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER!

>>131595216
did you inserted finger into anus while watching 300?
1200 ppl ain't enough to for one 100k state you raging faggot
go back to your local conspiracy newspaper you complete omega

>>131595517

He's killing commies, so yea, I don't give a shit if a dozen jewish niggers are funding this shit.

Some random guy on Twitter is saying Maduro's forces have cut off electricity in parts of Caracas.

Can anyone confirm?

So can I survive for 3 months in the US with 5000$?

>>131595483
>burger education
we kicked their asses more times than they kicked ours. Aren't you the guys who lost to some skinny gooks running around the jungle?

>>131592654
VENEZUELAN JUDE LAW NEEDS OUR SUPPORT

GIVE HIM YOUR ENERGY

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>>131594940
f

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>>131595471

it's not a coup

it's a constitutional revolt as it's writen in articles 305 and 350 of the Venezuelan constitution, and the Venezuelan congress JUST declared it so.

>>131595471
Proof it's "da joos"

>>131593533
>Catholic
>Mason
Isn't that pretty much incompatible?

>>131593004
Yes, beaner news has a better insight on this. But im too busy JERKING off to boneless pizza to care

>>131592823
for you

>>131595666
Satan confirms

>>131595517
I think that's enough Alex Jones for one day, anon.

>>131595667

Fuck yea. Come to Southeast US and you can make that shit last 6-12 months depending on how frugal you are.

>>131595670

Is the Falklands Argentian right now?

>>131595483
No, Chile decided the outcome of that by siding with England. If it happened again today, UK would be btfo out of the Malvina's.

You goys stayed neutral, which was surprising considering that kissenjew instilled Pinochet.

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He's an actor. False flag attack

>>131595664
You should after you read Albert Pike's letter from 1871. They coming after you next nigger.

>>131595713

No. As a Mason, we all believe in a Supreme Being. And the fucking Catholics can't say shit these days because they let Lesbians and Faggots be Bishops and shit.

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>>131592654
VENEZUELA CRISIS WHO'S WHO
>>131594374
>>131594374
Check pic related

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.”

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>>131595704
I think there needs to be proof its not before fucking supporting it

>>131595689
Whatever the fuck it is, it has CIA written all over it.

>>131595736
Unfortunately he would probably have to burn through a lot of that $5k if he wanted to get out of Venezuela. Shit isn't easy.

>>131595781
He is a police officer and an actor.

Venezuelans

Dear Brothers,

We speak to you as representatives of the state. We are a coalition of military, police and civil personnel looking for balance and against this criminal government. We do not belong to any political party. We are nationalist, patriots and institutionalists.

This battle is not with the armed forces that are in disagreement, it is, without impunity, against this government. Against tyranny, against the death of innocents who fight for their rights, who fight against hunger, and who fight against the lack of medical supplies and who fight against fanaticism.

This fight is for our lives. It is a fight for the hope we build. This is not revenge, it is justice and our conscience which drivers us towards change. We are using our uniforms in truth and with Jesus Christ who walks with us. It is why we make a call to all Venezuelans from coast to coast and north to south to unite with us and come out to the streets. In Caracas towards Fort Tiuna and in the interior of the country to every military base so that we can find ourselves with our armed forces and together we can recover our loved Venezuela.

Today we are realizing an aerial attack with the goal to return the power to the democratic people and so that we can make our laws work and to re-establish the constitutional order. That is why we adhere to the articles 333 and 350 of our Constitution. We renounce the paramilitaries and return the peace to our Bolivarian people.

We urge you to immediately, President Maduro Moros, renounce your presidency along with your entire group and to call General Elections. We have 2 options: Be judged tomorrow by our conscience and our people, to free ourselves from this corrupt government today.

We are warriors of god and our mission is to serve the people. Long live Venezuela!


>Speech video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYgZxnGflOU

>>131595670
>losing when there was never a victory condition

>>131593712
A..a..are you a bot, anon?

>>131595746
M8 we could kick argies arse anytime we fucking want even without our meme ramp carriers.

>>131595713

Mason's aren't supposed to take in Catholics, he could be a knight of Columbus but from what i've heard Mason's take anyone in now.

This is why they need to take it off that he's a christian, he has sold his soul to Satan for power... SAD!

>Other burgers are upset that it's only 1200

We don't even have one Oscar yet

Shut your cunt mouths

>>131592654
Óscar Pérez had a good day. Standing for Jesucristo, bombing the pendejos, and lucha por la vida. Give them pan, Pérez, based guerrero de Dios. I anoint you, my hermano.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3GUNkDfb4A

>>131595808
Masons are fine with catholics, catholics are generally not fine with masons.

>>131595746
>You goys stayed neutral
No we gave england missiles.
You didn't get the memo.

>>131594838
I'm not a fan of santería and brujería but you can hardly claim it isn't Catholic, the most basic Catholic traditions have pagan origins.

>>131592654
Good luck NKVD man

>>131593882
3%

>>131595664
copied for future idiot copypasta. wow you are retarded

>>131595901

Whats the point in having an Oscar when we have Trump? We would need an Oscar if Hillary won.

And nobody is shitting on Oscar, just retarded shills.

>>131595808
>catholics
>letting fags in

you must be confusing us with your protestant forefathers. There are liberals in our ranks surely, but we arent totally lost

>>131593789
Literally not just a good old boys club.

>>131595742
No, sadly our attack was as brilliant as your atttempt to invade Quebec. Explain to me, how does one lose to leafs? Don't they automatically implode if they use violence?

>>131595889
Masons allow Catholics to join, but it's the Catholic Church that forbids Masons from joining on threat of automatic excommunication

>>131595836
Fuck off schizo.

>>131595808
>They let lesbians and faggots be Bishops

Wow. You must be really informed as to the workings of the Catholic church. Kys faggot. That's the Anglicans.

We just don't let people join the Masons because the Pope thinks you fags are anti-catholic and judging by your post, they seem to be correct

>>131595216
it's not that much about the numbers when you have people of authority on your side, 1200 soldiers can get fucked up by 1 drone on overtime, you canis majoris faggot, think before you post

>>131595808
Protestants are not Catholics.
On the other hand, you Mason niggers play act as le secre society while being the shabboest goyim.

>>131595781
Also that's a 'sports' sky diving parachute, pilots do not wear them. Emergency parachutes look very different, he's wearing that parachute for aesthetic/it's a prop.

>>131595998

Literally is.

t.know people in the Masons

>>131595914
This

>>131595731
Fuck off with your disinfo and read a fucking history book.

>>131594064
R A R E

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R

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>>131595156
Fixed your TL a little bit.

Venezuelans. Dear brothers, we are speaking on behalf of the state.
We are a coalition of soldiers, policemen and civilians, searching for balance and against this transitional criminal government. We do not belong to a political party. We are nationalists, patriots, and institutionalists.
This fight, isn't against the rest of the state security force. It's against the impunity imposed by this government. Against tyranny. Against the young men and women who died fighting for their legitimate rights. Against hunger. Against poor healthcare. Against fanaticism. This fight is for life. This fight is for the hope we construct.
This is not revenge. It is justice and conscience that leads us to look for change. We wear this armband with the color of truth and Jesus Christ, who is with us.
It's because of this that we are calling all Venezuelans from the east to the west, from north to south, to accompany us in this struggle, let's go out into the streets, from Caracas to Fuerte Tiuna. And in the center of the country to every military base. So that we may reunite as brothers with our national armed forces.
And together, we retake our beautiful Venezuela.
In this day, we are making an aerial and land deployment with the sole purpose of giving back democratic power to the people. And in this, comply and enforce the laws to reestablish the constitutional order.
It's because of this that we adhere to Articles 305 and 333 of our Magna Carta. It is our duties as state security officials to we disarm this gang of thugs to restore peace to the people of Bolivar. President Maduro, we demand your immediate resignation along with all your ministers and that general elections be called immediately.
Brother in arms, we have two choices: to be judged tomorrow by our consciousness and the people, or to free the people from this corrupt government.
We are warriors of god and our mission is to serve the people. Hail Venezuela

>>131595960
>Catholic
Fuck Catholics and Jews.
They killed Jesus.

report from source close to resistance:

Isolated event so far, large scale coup not yet organized but being planned.

>>131595856
>stupid war...I didn't wanna win anyway

>>131595667
stop being a little faggot and join the fight for your own country!!!

>>131595808

You met Moloch yet?

>>131595996
>comparing a freedom fighter to Trump

You went full nigger

>>131596135
Easy to say

>>131594432
This is nothing maplenigger. There's someone here from an island off the coast of Australia with 2000 people on it