brit/pol/ -9 o'clock tea edition

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>Angl*s

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I'm trying this out for summer. Its a bit stuffy, but I love it. is it /britpol/ approved though?

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>caused Brexit
>Brit/pol/ still hates him

Why can't you just accept for once that the Americans made a positive change in your country?

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BREAKING NEWS

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-40417813

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Anyone else suck the dog out of their puff dog and then just eat the puff?

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The best ever.

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>"Wildernesses are good places, I notice, for voices. They tend to get a reverberation which is often lost in the more crowded places."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5N0ZcbOeEQ

>>131549073

>Black woman

JUST

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Ice Poseidon London Livestream: IRL autism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-18YLWTGLV4

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>>131547687
I think we need a labour version of this. There's a lot of labour supporters who are very salty about the conservatives doing a deal with the DUP so we have a government.

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>>131549128
That's not a picture of King Arthur.

>>131548290

Guaranteed a dozen (yous) mirin them fucking beastly legs tho bro, whats your routine?

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>>131549204


STOP IT
STOP IT
STOP IT
STOP IT
STOP IT

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>>131549232
>white woman

>>131548290
You look like a Muslim woman

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If everything goes wrong, can we start a tribe in the Scottish highlands?

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DUP's Nigel Dodds MOCKS Labour & SNP Over Coalition Hypocrisy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHxcWZ92ez0

Is it true that when England's national team plays, all the hooligans from the various clubs who normally beat each other up all team up for that night to beat up supporters of whoever they're playing?

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My older brother (35) is on Steam playing something called "Fairy Fencer F Advent Dark Force".

Fucking state of that man.

Should I tell him anything?

>>131549698
rekt

>>131549449
Bro splits
Monday:
3 x 10 15kg bench
Tuesday:
3x6 10kg barbell squats
3x12 8kg arm curls
Wednesday:
rest day
Thursday:(leg day)
Stretches and starjumps
Friday:
Resting after leg day
Weekend:
Cheat weekend

>>131549128
Picking Alfred is just a cop out

>>131549709
Maybe 30 years ago

>>131549806
Slap the back of his head, quite hard, and tell him that's from pol for being a massively tiny faggot
If there's a slipper or a flip flop handy use that.

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>>131549709
99% of the times they are football fans of peace.
The only reason why there was fighting at france was that french and russians like chimping out

>>131549806
You'll be in the same position at his age.

>>131548290
What an absolute fucking state, you look like a bankrupt clown

>>131549709
Yes, but nowadays we get beaten up 99% of the time by Russians.

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>>131549609
>Highlands
Fuck that. Outer Hebrides

>>131549709
Especially if it's the French.

>>131548994
How did he cause Brexit? Dear
Diversity caused Brexit

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>>131549309
>salty

m8 im loving every second
may has fucked herself and her party good and proper with this desperate move

socialist republic of britain soon
very soon
the fire rises and the red tide swells

>>131548290
are you a goth transitioning into a muslim woman

>>131550180
We've banned all our thugs
They train theirs

>>131550032
Probably won't meet him in person for a while. Might not be until Christmas.

>>131550075
Nah, I'm 28 and have never been a fat disgusting NEET and I don't plan to transform into one any time soon.

Meanwhile he's been... this... for over a decade now.

>>131550236
>Obama: "Brexit puts Britain at back of the queue"
>Trump: "No it doesn't"

>>131549709
Nah they're all pathetic middle class beta manlets now, working class are priced out.

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I'm settling down for the evening with a bevvie and some biscuits, night lads. Feel free to join me -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_suB_k_Gz0

>>131548290
You look so gay

>>131550386
We voted for Brexit though before Trump was president, and while everyone was saying he'd have no chance

>>131550236
>Pakis come or have anything to do with the EU
When will this meme end
The only immingrants they made us take in were Conservative White Christians
We had control over non white immigration

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Bristol Antifa here again. Still want to talk shit? I dare you to confront me.

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>>131550107
>>131550299
>>131549606
t. jealous fags who will never look as good as me

>>131550488
Trump started running in 2015
Brexit happened in 2016

>>131550386
That probably had an effect but to say it caused us to vote leave is yank arrogance

Who's watching love island then?

>>131550507
>antifaggot image rotating skills

>DUP holds may by the balls

If she had 'em she'd have a shot of having a kid!

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>>131549128
But his grandson was better
>Rex Totius Britanniae

>>131550507
Thought that was bloke being loaded into an NMR machine from the thumb.

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>For future generations to realise we did the best we could to find the real Nonces.

In b4
>French Maid uniform

>>131550507
I'm a woman. I'd be able to beat the shit out of you and you wouldn't be able to lay a finger on me around your SJW friends

>>131550548
are you a frog?

>>131550591
mummy literally was the first person to visit Trump after he entered the White House

even she knew he caused Brexit

>>131548290
shit attempt at the actual fashion (cant remmeber the name for all black hooded stuff like this)

>>131550507

>downlighting
>squeezing your arm against your side to try and make it look bigger

Don't think we don't know all the skinny lad tricks, you DYEL faggot.

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>>131550609
sorry

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>>131550308
He aint jokin, slavic youth football clubs train them for mob violence as well as football

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>>131548290
>>131550548
>Would you like to ride my Choo-choo
>Portillo express

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>>131550276
The only thing that will be swelling are Jeremy's kneecaps

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>>131550276
>imports 50% of nations food

The only plus point of corbyn is: nobody will want to come here once were queuing up for bread.

>>131550548
you skinny runt

>>131550710
"mummy" opposed Brexit and it has been nothing but trouble for her

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>>131550507
jfc anon atleast if you became a blackshirt it would hide those disgusting crevice pecs of yours

>>131550808
>you will never share a carriage with Michael and rest your hand in the lap of his salmon pink trousers :(

>>131550748
where the fuck is your bathroom light cunt, on the wall?

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>>131550672
>I'm a woman.

I hope you're rachel riley-esque but we all know you're:
<<<<<

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>>131550507
*teleports behind you*

>>131550597
10 year old girls

>>131550980
>That filename
Lmao

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>>131550925
>This man saw his TripCock.

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>>131549698
Based Doddles.

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>>131551059

>>131551020
>Poor form.

>>131551020
>nobody ever posts his spergouts anymore

those were the best times

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>>131551080
Did BASED talented meme Anon do any Corbyn ones for me?

anyone here see a therapist? i think i need to go but i'm rather terrified of the whole ordeal and have been putting it off for years. booked an appointment with the doctor soon but it's some obnoxious indian man who last time i tried to talk about it he basically told me to fuck off, saying "what is there to be sad about?" and making annoyed puzzled faces at me. that was at least a year ago and I haven't been since.

>>131551136
Imagine how masculine her sons would be though

Is Jimmy Carr still famous in England?

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Anyone read that HIV opinion piece in The Guardian and the comments?

>>131551254
He's boring these days t.b.h.

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>>131551266
I sadly do not. Have this though.

>>131551271
>the "things that never happened" poster is back

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>>131551254
There was only so much that could be done with him before things started to repeat.

>>131551341
Link?

>>131551271
Change therapist and like Aaliyah:

>Try Again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRcAvsZgjXA

>>131550665
Its in one of the newer editions.
>t. Private eye fag from previous thread.

>>131551341
link?

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>>131551373

>>131551341
Link?

>>131551271
This is what's putting me off trying to get anti-depressants from my gp. He's not indian at least.

>>131551330
Not as much as he used to be
The new series of 8 out of 10 cats isn't doing so well since Jon but more importantly Sean left

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>>131551266
this features corbyn

>>131551415
>>131551364
there are surely other autists who do the same thing on Youtube...can't you guys find them so we can drive them mad?

I also recently checked his patreon for some reason and it's like four fucking dollars

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Paying a visit to our oldest allies to bring some data on the state of brits in this site. Main thread was made at

>>131549721
>>131549721

in this thread I'll only talk about brits and likely the rest of the anglosphere considering US, Britain, Canada and Australia answer for (as of yesterday) 74% of the non custom flags posts in this board, more or less the same percentage before custom flags.

Pic related is the individual percentages in 2017-06-26 and I'm amazed to find out that there are as many canadians as there are australians in this board

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>>131551652
>yank

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>>131551568

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>>131551271
>therapist
>modern day confession

Get a dog and talk to that instead.

>>131551490
You found that article yet because I haven't found anything contradicting what the police said

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Quintessentially British

>>131551705
so what

>>131551696
We're not cowards, sorry for the scum that invaded the Algarve, just shoot them all my friend.

Kill them, they are filth!

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>>131551725

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>>131551725

>>131551271
Don't bother, son. Therapists automatically fix their own biases on you when you tell them what's wrong and try to force you down their own personal panacea solution. Get introspective instead. Read as much about philosophy and psychology as possible and find your own solution.
Source: psychology degree, known lots of people who went off to be therapists, they were all conceited and convinced they knew what was best for everyone around them.

I haven't seen or talked to anyone in a week

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>>131550276
>"I-I'm not m-mad, face it M-Mays finished. We socialist n-now."

Whatever helps you sleep at night mate.

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srsly though, the sissification of football is a major reason whites don't cause a fuss anymore, we used to have a million blokes who could operate in a mob, now we have rainbow laces and a team as black as france and run away from 4 russians

>>131551305
Incredibly masculine; so much so that they would impregnate fertile women and sire a city the size of Cardiff remotely via Snapchat.

>>131547503
dumb frogposter

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>>131551696

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>>131550276

>socialist republic

>>131551475
>>131551521
>>131551590

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jun/27/hiv-virus-stigma-new-cases-gay-men

I would archive it but you can't read the comments that way.

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>>131551330
Enough to gorp at Riley at work IRL and not be sectioned.

>>131551618
getting anti depressants is rather easy, i've been prescribed them on and off many times but i never follow through with them. sertraline did nothing noticeable for me after a month and i dont want to become dependant or have any fucked up side affects. i think i just need to talk to someone but i'm shit at it. thinking things through in my head i can eloquently put everything into perspective but irl my mind goes blank and i doubt everything i once thought. my actual doctor left who was white, then there other white doctor left, now it's just whoevers available and its a paki woman, an poo in loo man and a young faggot and i cant bring myself to do whats needed in the moment infront of them

>>131552023
You can thank scousers for that.

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>>131551390
>THINGS like the Iraq War.

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>>131551254
I'm pretty sure the mods started giving people 3 day bans whenever they tried posting his videos, because they were being posted so often.

He's on the dole now, but he's selectively looking for work. Rather than applying for any job that comes his way, he's looking for really easy cushy office jobs, where all he would have to do is sit on his arse all day and move files around. Though I doubt such an easy job exists.

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Post yfw we literally become Airstrip One

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>>131551966
I haven't had a conversation with a friend since finishing uni a few weeks ago.

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>>131551811
>sorry for the scum that invaded the Algarve, just shoot them all my friend.

You're not at fault mates, we have our "localized diversity problem" as well in some parishes. Just give that thread a bump and all is forgiven (>>131549721)

Pic related only includes US, UK and Canada and is slightly outdated. It amazes me that Canadians sometimes even surpassed the number of brits in this board.

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>>131551840
>>131551884
I have lots. I love you guys.

Lads i need a fucking job but dont wanna work in an office, any advice? or what jobs have good progression that aren't in an office?

>>131552114
Sounds shit. There's private therapists out there though.

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>Smiths frontman Morrissey was found dead in his home yesterday afternoon after suffering what police believe to have been a sudden cardiac arrest.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-40423666

>>131552257
Become a rozzer.

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>>131548994
>>131549496
>>131550107
>>131550386
>>131550557
>>131550710
>>131551254
>>131551390
>>131551652
>>131551773
Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.' Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

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>>131552097
>One day after work, as usual, I went to see Brian, but he was flustered – he’d just heard that Princess Diana was going to visit the hospital and he didn’t have anything suitable to wear. He met her the next day. She sat next to him, spoke to him and played with the teddy bears he had beside his bed.
>The man was 39 at the time
Why do gay people play up to their stereotypes so much?

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>>131552246

>>131551931
im fucking miserable and anti-social though and im sure i have some hangups from early childhood/adolescence but don't know how to sort my head out. im sure i need external help.. jordan peterson would be alright

>>131552198
>Airforce One
>Launches an army from our island for a war WE wanted, but they didn't want.

Like always, America got cucked without realising it.

>>131552324
holy fuck, it's real as well

>>131551735
Wait till i get on the comp its behind a pay wall

>>131548290
What happened to your legs?

>>131551735
The investigation was
>Closed
But they won't release the report.

Because the last "Celeb" who was unfairly accused was allowed to testify to the Commons committee about a percieved prevalence to spider-web celebrity molestation cases but somehwo this high-profile "red-herring" has the report hushed up?

The officer goes on sick-leave who said he was 120 percent certain heath was a nonce?

Brittan's case gets dropped too?
And Janner?

This is fishier than manky-minge on the 25 Bus to Ilford at 5 in the afternoon on a summers rush hour.

>>131552023

Its because all the proper hooligans are banned and have surrender their passports before any major competitions.

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>>131552231
I'll spread it like British women spread their legs. >>131552417
A classic

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>>131551644
Ta lads, keep em coming, it helps with the depression.

>>131552034
Honestly I wish my mother was more masculine. My father is masculine but my petite mother negated a lot of that

>>131552404

>play up to their stereotypes so much?

That's all they really have.

>muh HIV stigma

Stop buggering each other then.

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>>131551696
Yes BASED portugese Anon.

>>131552429
Jordan Peterson's a great place to start, actually. The man's incredibly well read on both topics. Bulk watch his lectures on YT, look up his recommended reading lists.
Trust me, you can unfuck yourself. I've unfucked myself from a similar place. It takes a while, you just need to begin to examine yourself and your place in the universe.

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>>131552601

>>131552622
There's already a cure for HIV which is in human trials at Imperial London...

It's showing great promise so I don't know why everyone is complaining. Maybe gay people should use a condom, it's not difficult, you get the piece of rubber out of its packet and then unravel it down your dick.

>>131551725
Surely he should have gone with
>Me Kebab/Sausage/Lolly etc?

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>>131552601
.

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>>131552817
Perhaps but they are drunk and in France so.

>>131552807
Stop being so homphobic, dickhead, POZ love is true love

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>>131552601
..

>>131549709
They've all been banned from buying tickets. Only geriatrics and families go to England games now

>>131551931
Sometimes you just need to talk to someone. Could be anyone not necessarily a therapist

best don't offer solutions per se, they let you find your own.

>>131552807
condoms are shit tho u fucken virg

if i wanted to fuck some plastic i'd buy a fleshlight

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>>131552920

>>131547503
We shouldn't despair:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RguJvoFwRUU

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>>131552912
Absolutely /ourguy/

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>>131552601
.....

>>131552538
Zac Goldsmith testified that VIP paedo rings were operating in his constituency iirc.

>>131552998
I'm no virgin sweetie x

This is also about faggots which are costing the NHS millions in PrEP. Fucking retarded when they can go out and buy condoms.

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>>131552231
>>131551696
Pic related was made about a week after custom flags came back and it shows the countries that lost the most users as a proportion of their former bases.

With the exception of Israel (whose sample size is minuscule meaning it is likely an outlier) Britain was the flag that lost the least users in those first 7 days (in relation to its former userbae). This result will likely hold up because Brits seem to be really proud of their flags (unlike spaniards, pfff)

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>>131553046

>>131552619
No; The balance is the best.

You need the balance. Your masculinity can be determined also by the pressures during pregnancy. interestingly they recently found that paracetamol during pregnancy lowers the testosterone in later life of a male mice.

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Why is the British police so bluepilled? They actively shield pedo gangs, they harass anyone criticizing Muslims. It just reeks of corruption on a deep level.

Even Sweden's police force is overwhelmingly right wing.

Then there's all the statements on twitter about how you will go out of your way to arrest anyone spouting "Islamophobia".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbB2vJwywhc

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>>131551966

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>>131553222
They are bribed/threatened by the government that pushes the globalist agenda of corruption and evil.

>>131553222
common purpose infiltration m8

>>131552257
>Transport - Trains.

So there's rumors the DUP managed to get a cool billion out of May for Northern Ireland. Any truth in that?

>>131552324
>This Charming lie.

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HAHAHA I REALLY LIKE TO ROLE PLAY WITH MY FLAGS.

I'M A TREE HUGGER :^)

>>131553189
I agree that a balance is ideal but petite is too feminine. An idea woman should be 5ft 8 and well developed e.g. strong bones, strong jaw etc. Those women overwhelmingly produce ideal men

>>131553118
is right lads, proud of us

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>>131552597
Gets me everytime

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>>131553085
Oh fuck

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Why was there no mention of £1 billion DUP deal on front pages of gutter press today?

>The Daily Mail:
"SCHOOL'S BID TO SWAY ELECTION"

>The Sun:
"LESBIAN ROMP BEHIND BRAS"

>The Express:
"NEW WAY TO BEAT DIABETES"

Surely the DUP deal is the biggest news story of the day. What a surprise that these papers are not running the story of the suddenly fruitful magic money tree. I feel like the country should be up in arms over this, marching on Downing Street. But there's nothing. Not from me, either. Just apathetic resignation towards our disgusting government.

>>131551966
I've not had a normal sleeping pattern in over two months

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This thread is very slow and comfy

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>>131552775
>courtesy some BASED Anon

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>>131550507you'll lose that fight 10/10

>>13155311
I just didn't see the point in changing my flag

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Looks like we're past the peak of summer happenings

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>>131553065
>Lads, can you fit me in your coalition? I love DP.

>>131553708
that was me a few months ago

>>131553800
JUSTin Wellby needs to fuck off and die. Stinking cuck.

>>131553328
whats the difference between a towel and a cricket bat? Nothing, they both wrap round a muslims head pretty well

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>>131552807
Really, they need to invent an instant STD test that is portable.

Also

>BASED Broken and Sean Bean BBC.

>>131553881
What else would you expect from an Anglican?

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>>131553178

>>131553118
what did kikes mean by this?

>>131553222
They've become an extension of the political system instead of effective law enforcement. Happened under Blair at some point.

>>131552429

I went to that Time 2 Talk thing which is reccomended by GPs, it's complete shit. They just give you things like week long timetable sheets to fill in to aid you in sorting out your life basics. I used to do shit like that anyway, now I'm in too much of a state to actually remembering filling in stuff like that so it just doesn't help.
They have a second level which is supposed to be some kind of actual therapy but it isn't. I had to wait for a couple months to go to that, after one session of me explaining my problem the 2nd appointment was just weekly timetable shit again.

Outisde of paying privately I don't think there is access to any therapy unless you have a chimp out and damage some property in a breakdown or something.

>>131550507
You're a fat cunt squishing fat together to make it look like you have muscles.

>>131550548
You don't look attractive at all, mate. You look like a right fucking beta cuck.

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>>131553926
kek
>>131553968
Maybe in the near future.
>>131554062
I saw him, lelzy as fuck.

>Paki wants other pakis out

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>>131553680
>slowly slowly catchy monkey

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>>131549309
That ball.

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>>131553569
An idea woman is Marie Curie.
An ideal woman is in the eye of the beholder.
If your mum is a good mum, that is all that matters.
You'll miss her when she's gone. You'll miss her motherly ways. The best mum's are BASED and feminine.
The best dads are manly and masculine.
>Generally speaking.

>>131554140
kek, there are just too few of them still showing their flags, my guess is that the great majority post with other flags.

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>>131553222
>He never marched against me mates.
>He never marched against the football clubs.

>>131553222
Like every institution in Britain the top roles in the police have all been occupied by cultural Marxists

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>>131553810
>Nice one r'kid

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>>131554575
Based nodding image.

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>>131553679

Knowing that shit like this exists will help keep you awake lad.

>pic related, its a goblin shark, colloquially known as a scouse bird.

britpol, how often do you get erections a day? don't really get them anymore idk if a problem or maybe low t? anyone had similar problems ?

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>>131554322
>A'Course I want the bloody pakis out; they fucking make the bloody show of meh.

>>131554142
Under Thatcher when they sold their soul and stupidly gave up their right to strike because their higher-ups got paid off.
Also fucking beat up the working-class.

>>131554740
Nitric oxide redirects blood flow to the penis that causes the erections.

Maybe you're just depressed? I get intense long erections constantly if I got a day or two days without sleeping.

Heard Garron Helm just got hospitalised by antifa, can anyone confirm or deny?

>Went to the gym this morning
>And again tonight
I've still not had a late night run though.

>>131554227
interesting, thanks, private therapists cost a fucking bomb. don't know what to do now desu, i haven't been the gym properly for just over 2 months now and i'm really in a rut. i'm knackered all the time and i fell out with my mates a year ago and haven't seen them since. best mates i hardly ever see, one has moved to the lakes and the other moved out a bit further away and is a christian now. talking to myself really here, ta anyway m9

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>>131554723

Why do you not consider yourselves European? You fucking racists. On est européen.

>>131555051
Fuck it off and just have a wank m8.

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>>131555034
Yeah, this picture of the culprit has been leaked.

>>131554740
It entirely depends what I'm doing. Since I stopped wanking, binned soft drinks, and started going mental at the gym all it takes is the sillhouette of a shapely ankle for a sexual emergency to happen.

>I wonder if Sweden can be helped to survive another five years with obligatory VR porn for new immigrants three times a day?

>>131555176
We know we're European.
We just don't want to be European.

>>131555261
what the fuck is up with this pic

>>131555051
How can you recover though?

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>>131553677
Well it's nice to know some MPs in Westminster are working for their constituents. Even if it's only 10 of them.

>>131555214
Tempted but I'm trying to cut that right out for now. Going with shitposting on here for a bit.

>>131555176
Because mainlanders are filthy sub-humans

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>>131550773
>sorry

Antifa fatty already BTFO.

What do you stand for anyway fatty? Why do you wear the mask?

>>131555061
>Diet
>Gym
>TRAVEL
>Explore
>Job
>G.P referral to therapist
>Samaritans
>Mind (Mental health charity BASED)
>Stop LARPING.

>>131555338
Morning is for weights, a lovely start to the day, sometimes a swim.
Evening is for cardio.

>>131555390
Aye; stave off the juice for when it matters.

lads done a poo in my socks what do i do now

Made strawberry and rhubarb pie lads.

Bottom's a bit soggy but it's great otherwise.

>>131555176
Because we're not European Union. No drown with the ficki ficki in the Med.

OH MIGHTY TARANIS MAY YOU SMITE DOWN THE MAINLANDERS WITH A THUNDER BOLT AND DESTROY THE VATICAN AND ALL MUZZ!

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>>131555438
I'm not fat.

>>131555600
Use it as a fleshlight

>>131555061
I've recommended this to a few anons. If you aren't a complete autist the International Citizen Service gives you a free gap three months (even if you aren't a student) in a third world country doing consulting.

I think it's balloon ics that does it now
>t. I ran a couple of these a few years back

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In Greece atm lads, the entire place smells of bankruptcy.

lads
Been playing a time playing game this past week, butterfly effect and all that shit.
Makes me really really wonder if I had a time machine and changed this one thing in politics, how would life be different now?

Tell Nick Clegg not to join a coalition with David Cameron in 2010.

>By 2015 The Lib Dems still would have been that sexy alternative party that stands up to the man
>Vote share would have perhaps increased
>UKIP would perhaps have had votes detracted away from them
>Not enough room for Brexit populism to grow
>Probably another hung parliament in 2015 and Brexit referendum never happens
>Possible knock on effect on the US means Trump is never elected
>Ed Miliband probably wouldn't have had to resign
>etc etc etc

What do you reckon lads?
Was it a gift that Nick Clegg entered a coalition with Cameron?

I know Lib Dems and UKIP couldn't be more different but populism is populism and people are easily swayed when they're angry.

>>131554740
Depends how many communists I've killed that day.

>>131555653
>that hairline

Whats it like going bald?

>>131552218
did jahans cut his own hair? did he speak about it?

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>>131555653
You're a bit chubby lad. Plus
>that hair cut

>>131555792
What does bankrupt smell like? I imagine turned yoghurt and slightly gone off sausages.

>>131555316
how long you been gyming and not wanking for lad?

>>131555600
It's pretty much game-over for you lad, isn't it?

>>131553118
India must be 100%

>>131552912
is douglas jewish?

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>>131551766
Fuck off man actually funny. You can see he's put alot of thought into that, and incorporating his name into a british store, good british humour

>>131555061

I'm in a similar situation, my main problem for years is that being depressed has made me extremely physically fatigued where I used to be OCD levels of motivated.

Someone is trying to get me into their workplace so hopefully I'll have some money and structure soon. It seems the only thing really available is to just try move upwards in some way and catch waves where you can.

>>131555920
Bananas dipped in sweat.

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>>131555809
If Clegg had swapped his shitty AV referendum for abolition of tuition fees (Which the Tories were preparing to do thinking that would be the sticking point)

What. A. Orange-Book. Bell-End.
>Clegg = Cameron's Condom

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>>131555764
why would i want to do business consulting for niggers

>>131556150
he sure tries to be

>>131555626
>THE VATICAN
It shocks me that most of /pol/ still refuses to see the Catholic Church in a pizzagate context

the boy-rape isn't just some consequence of priestly celibacy - it's a ritual

>>131550773
>an antifa member apologizing
Nice larping there bro

>>131555982
I was trying to like most British men go every so often (i.e. the 14th of January without fail), then decided I wanted to take a Comission in the reserves and realised I was a fat bastard.

I still am but it's a lot better than it was. I spent about a month doing three times a week and then been gradually upping visits and workouts since.

I've cut wanking down to once a week mostly by replacing wanking with working out.

>>131553118
Well done lads.

>>131553118
WE DID IT

>>131556246
Populism is like a thing in itself regardless of where it lies on the political spectrum, left right or centre.

I would LOVE to know the amount of people who voted
>Lib Dem in 2010
>UKIP in 2015
>Labour in 2017

I bet the number is far greater than people think.

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guys where do all the CCTV cameras record to? what do they do with all that footage?

>>131556280
i was convinced he was but theres no mention of it on his wiki page

>>131555852
oi no bully

>>131556463
Archive it. Storage is cheap.

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>>131555920

>>131556224
>Vitamin D
>Iron
>Zinc
>Calcium
>Magnesium

>>131556224
aye, i need to be proactive and motivated for my job, study at home and be genuinely interested otherwise one day im going to make a bloody fool of myself, but i just cannot be bothered, total apathy. most days my mind and body feels physically like theyre in quicksand. good luck fellow bong

>>131556243
I hear the islands reek less of poor. Still doesn't sound fun.

At least you can replicate how Shelly felt when after years of classical study he saw what Greece was like today.

The glory that was Greece etc

>>131556424
Oh aye, contact survation, would be mad interesting.

>>131553118
The union flag is aesthetic perfection

>>131556266
>Career shite
>Its a job
>travel
>paid to be there
>Experience few others have
>loads of stories to make you less dull
>redpills normies
>fuck it why not?

>>131556835
Oh and best of all if you improve their economy a bit they might stop coming here.

>>131550276
t. future disillusioned Tory

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OH SHIT

>>131556424
>Labour 2010 (muh working class party)
>Lib Dem 2015 (thought another lib dem/troy coalition would be positive to reign tories in on their nanny state tendencies)
>Conservative 2017 (just get brexit done you wankers, also fuck corbyn's labour)

Have you fags read any good (non fiction) books recently?

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>bbc frontpage

>>131557315
Scottish Bothy Bible is good.

>>131549073
WE WUZ RAVENS

>>131557354
Told you the US and Trump caused Brexit

>>131557354
>muh Russian hackers

Also that clickbait title. To think the BBC was once a bastion of quality journalism.

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>>131557354

>>131549698
>life enhancing experience
Top kek, Dodds must have broke his balls.

>>131557515
you see the Veritas video on CNN today?

O'Keefe, cringey as always, actually did an okay job

>>131557354
remember when news was based on facts?

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Good evening fellow Catholics

GODDAMNIT STRATFOR

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS FOR TURKEY TO INVADE SYRIA

AND YOUR FUCKING WEBSITE IS DOWN

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>131557695
Sorry. I have no idea what you're talking about.

Can you give me the big pictures large font version?
Then possibly discuss American politics somewhere else?

>>131550548
Are you a Welshman anon*?

TURKEY IS INVADING SYRIA LADS

IT'S HAPPENING

>>131548994
He wouldn't have been elected if it wasn't for Brexit.
Wrong way round

>>131552754
thanks my dude

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>>131555653
You cut your hair using a ruler fatty?

You also didn't answer my previous question, who are you fighting against? Are you protecting the state of this country?

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Re-establish the empire when?

>>131549698

What an absolute noscope 420 killstreak.

This is what I was hoping the DUP would be like.

>>131557354
>tfw brit/pol still not mentioned.

>>131557159
>Lib Dem 2010 (I was 13)
>UKIP 2015
>Tories 2016 (Local) (To stop paki mayor)
>Labour 2017 (Just to piss off Blairites. Thought Tories would win in a landslide and live in an extremely safe seat and didn't want Tony Blair's buddies wanking over how terrible Corbyn is and how perfect they are)

I bounce around tbqh.
Only party I rule out are the Greens.

Thing is since 2012ish my views have been the same, it's just been what is tactically best which changes.

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expat, yoo wanted to say somethin

aboot the hwhite reece

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>>131557977
Wew thanks a lot Blumpf you kike shill

>>131557788
>Goodbye childhood innocence

NEW

>>131558267

>>131558267

>>131558267

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ah doon't lev in scootland naw moor

>>131557977
Really? i heard about this plan long ago. it was to bait russia.

>mfw leave Brit/pol/ to watch Headshot, and a couple of hours later there's only been one other thread.

>>131558101
>Police still searching for the known far right terrorist YKTD, his female accomplice Pube and their pet gimp Rimmer after allegations of vote fixing

>>131558128
>>Lib Dem 2010 (I was 13)
but you can't vote at 13??????????????????????????????????????

>>131550507
Fat bastard, how many pounds of lard does that arm carry?