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/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - NORKS WILL TASTE THE HOTDOG EDITION

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PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
https://www.whitehouse.gov
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
https://publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
http://pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

APPEARANCES
>PRES TRUMP RALLY Cedar Rapids IA Full Event 6/21/17
https://youtu.be/yf6SMmGJHtc?t=33m47s
>PRES TRUMP RALLY Cedar Rapids IA (Trump only portion) 6/21./17
https://youtu.be/YJ8klgo4uaM
>Pres Trump speech @ Agricultural Innovation Event in IA 6/21/17
https://youtu.be/HcLgnMc-quE
>Lara Trump stumps for Trump in Cedar Rapids IA 6/21/17
https://youtu.be/TOA9StTwwhM
>Pres Trump lands in Cedar Rapids IA 6/21/17
https://youtu.be/fxj24m0_I3Q
>Obamacare has failed the American People 6/21/17
https://youtu.be/-0NXy0Adn00
>VP Pence @ Natl Summit on Crime Reduction and Public Safety 6/21/17
https://youtu.be/Jr6qzmK1TXs
>HHS Price & KAC healthcare meeting @ WH 6/21/17
https://youtu.be/ffMI6zxUt7Q
>SoS T-Rex & SecDef C.H.A.O.S. Mattis Press Brief on China/Noko 6/21/17
https://youtu.be/NWlRNo6XxIg
>SoS T-Rex remarks @ 2017 Select USA summit 6/21/17
https://youtu.be/M-x9jwwRXKk
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
http://pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
http://pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT

FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>Donald Trump Carolus Rex
https://youtu.be/nBlYlSs2fIU
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
https://youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
https://youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
https://youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
https://youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
https://youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
https://youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
https://youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
https://youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
https://youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
https://youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
https://youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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Shadilay
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MAGA
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Awoo let's see some Ossoff salt!
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I can 100% get behind this idea. We should do it with all fiscally irresponsible states.

http://archive.fo/aeuAf
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Awoo~
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>>130897507
THURSDAY SCHEDULE

Subject: DAILY GUIDANCE AND PRESS SCHEDULE FOR THURSDAY, JUNE 22, 2017

https://publicpool.kinja.com/subject-daily-guidance-and-press-schedule-for-thursday-1796317603

In the morning, President Donald J. Trump will participate in the American Leadership in Emerging Technology event. In the afternoon, the President will meet with the International Olympic Committee. In the evening, the President and First Lady will host the Congressional Picnic.

11:00AM THE PRESIDENT will participate in the American Leadership in Emerging Technology Event

3:00PM THE PRESIDENT will meet with the International Olympic Committee

7:15PM THE PRESIDENT and THE FIRST LADY host the Congressional Picnic

>Briefing Schedule

1:00PM Press Gaggle with Principal Deputy Press Secretary Sarah Sanders
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tfw I finally had a lewd KAC dream
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>>130897536
Bitch looks like a ghoul from Fallout.
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(be)rate my OC
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THIS IS AWOOVEMENT!
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Pre-Election meme coming through
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>>130897659
>3:00PM THE PRESIDENT will meet with the International Olympic Committee
For what purpose? Those globalists kikes hate Trump.
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>>130897624
Memes aside the song itself is a pretty catchy tune
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>>130897634
That's unconstitutional as fuck unfortunately.
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>>130897687
She might as well be, her lack of a capable brain should classify her as feral.
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>>130897717
10/10 would post on leddit to bait.
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>>130897634
50 is a nice number though, maybe add Jefferson?
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Stop being anti muslim, /pol/.
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>>130897760
Don't bother responding to kekistan flag trolls. You only encourage them.

>>130897740
That doesn't change the fact Trump is president.
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>>130897507
Kim's our personal friend

I just wish he would stop the nuke stuff. He has to understand that everyone thinks he'll use them.
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>>130897734
Sucks I didn't get a chance to bet against Ossoff, any idea what the odds were?
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>>130897771
Not if 3/4s of the states agree to it.
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was tucker on tonight?
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>>130897687
Speaking of, I'd vote for Bobby Bass. Biscuits and gravy for all!
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>>130897818
Part and Parcel
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>>130897820
He's a better man than I am. I wouldn't meet with anyone I didn't like.
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>>130897818
Hell no.
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>>130897881
i can't imagine anybody besides reddit thought he would win
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>Democrats running out of money
>Democrats fighting among themselves for leadership

How will this end?
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>>130897881
Probably cautiously optimistic in Dems favor as usual
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>>130897902
He got fat so he's been replaced
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>>130897881
50 50 up until the day of, then betting sites went 60/40 for Handel or thereabouts.
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>>130897955
but >muhpolls
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>>130897818
I'll stop being anti-muslim when muslims stop existing
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>>130897818
I enjoy living, so no thanks.
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>>130897960
they'll end up like the whigs
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>>130897818
>Greenblatt
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>>130897960
Corbynization
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>>130897818
Nein.
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>>130897955
There is always a chance that he could pull out a win with low republican turnout, if that materialized, and high high young and nonwhite turnout.
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>>130897734
kek. I remember that one aussie that was jobless and bet his last bit of money he had stashed on Trump. He was so worried that Trump wouldn't win when the polls were so bad right before the elections. I guess he made out ok.
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>>130897507
kek
people still use this reddit thread?
Trump is another Jewish neo-cuck
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>>130897906
Bobby's dead my man. Like, multiple shotgun blasts to the face dead kek
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>>130897507
Support more slaughter of this Earth's people to feed your kike dictatorship goyim.

Go die so that North Korea can have a central bank too! They too deserve to serve the G-ds Chosen people.

Long live Israel! Long live the Yehudim!
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Wew
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>>130897887
The states that would have to absorb Illinois would never go for it.
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Leave Bernouts to me.
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>>130897960
We're about to see the creation of a new political party
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>>130897818
#NotAllMurderousIllegalImmigrantGangMembers
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>>130897998
So did poor little Nabra
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>>130898058
Thats Randall, man. Bobby ran off.
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>>130897659
WE WUZ OLYMPIANZ
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>>130897960
the best they can hope for is a tea-party made up of the old union democrats.
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>>130897634
>Rahm E. gets his own tiny nation
Yet no mention of Obama? Give him Chiraq and everyone who wants him back as president can move there.
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>>130898022

I don't follow limey politics.
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>>130897960
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>>130898099
God I hope so
That fucking auto win for 2018 and 2020
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>>130897960
Be careful not to get too confident. Remember after Obama won everyone was saying the Republican party was collapsing. But they came back and stronger and than ever.
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>>130898080
Now that is true. I propose making it a Federal District administered by the Interior Department or some such. Or suspending it from the union (no more federal funding and no representation in the Congress) until such time as its arrears have been covered. Obviously both would require constitutional amendments.

I'd like to set the framework for it now because California will fail soon enough. We could really fuck those commie assholes up if we took away their representation.
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>>130898166
You probably shouldn't bother to respond to people using a kekistan flag, as they are simply trolling.
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>mfw just traced my lineage back to Constantine
who /spqr/ here?
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>>130898111
Apparently not, that rag on her head suggests otherwise.
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>>130898092
>proceeds to molest all the waifus
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>>130897633
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>>130898198
Bullet right up the ass.
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>>130898079
the wall should be a good thing for both mexico and america
controlling the cartels and illegal immigration, and even increased solar power and reduced guns going south.
the wall seems like an obvious win win
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>>130898163
how many people ended up dying in that fire? was a number ever released?
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>>130897732
did someone say lewdment?

>>130897818
stop stabbing people at airports, I fly out of FNT
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>>130898229
The circumstances are totally different though. The tea party brought new ideas that voters wanted. Democrat ideas are 70 years old.
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>>130898338
That building lit up like a Christmas tree. Last I saw the death toll was over 70.
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>>130897717

I couldn't stop looking at pic related shes so qt
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>>130897818
We should pit Latinos and Muslims against each other by telling them to stop making a big deal out of one outlier incident when illegals are by far a peaceful people.
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>>130898243
lel, make it into a territory
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>>130898309
Kek
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>>130898092
Jesus dude.

Put that predator in a room with burnouts...He's like one of those cult leaders that cucks every dude in the cult

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoLHn577xIE
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>>130898329
the solar panels are going to power machinegun turrets
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>>130898353
Is Michigan going red in 2020?
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>>130898290
I can trace it back to Colonial Boston
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>>130897818
Yeah but it was confirmed it had nothing to do with the fact she was Muslim, it was a weird sex/fatal attraction situation.
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>>130898229
But were they running out of money and heavily divided? I agree Dems CAN recover from this, but the division in the party runs deep and on multiple levels

>whites vs non-whites
>Socialists vs Capitalists
>war hawks vs Hippies
>centrists vs far leftists
>fuck the working class vs appeal to them

And more..
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>>130898163
>giving the Dimms Chiraq
Fuck that noise, they can have Waukegan
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>>130898455
trump is gonna win bigly in 2020
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>>130898455
Yes. Trump will not lose a single state he won last year.
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>>130898388
just4u
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>>130898481
It's not just the division, America has resoundingly rejected their ideas. The BEST they can do is reform the party to become watered down Republicans, that would take several years though. And no one will vote for a watered down Republican when they can just vote for a Republican instead.
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>>130898541
me on the bottom
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>>130898290
To Constantine himself or to just to his time? Either way seems unlikely. I can only trace my family back to 17th century Naples.
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>>130898481
take a moment to think of the state of the republican party the day before trump announced.
the right candidate and the right leadership combined with modern republican failures could reunite the party.
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How do I deal with the fact that the US will never stop being an authoritarian shithole with no regard for it's own laws and is filled to the brim with non-whites? Will hitting myself in the head with a hammer make me stupid enough to be happy?
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>>130898588
Is life as a podium difficult?
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>>130898388
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>>130898541

>tfw will never attract a trump qt

trump's presidency is the only thing keeping me alive m80s
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>>130898290
well, at least you're not some american who's great grandfather immigrated from germany which somehow makes him roman
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>>130898290
>mfw have hussar blood and kebab removal is a long dormant family pastime
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>>130898475
Doesn't matter anymore senpai. Muslim murder is always a hate crime now. Only Muslims are allowed to murder in the name of Allah.
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>>130898643
>authoritarian shithole
>no regard for its own laws
pick one?
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>>130898455
If he keeps hammering on manufacturing yes. That coal mine in PA wasn't just a big deal for them, people in Michigan are AMPED about the idea we'll get steel back up and running and building shit again. More than a few people locally admitted to crying when he had the miners in the white house, and when he bullied Ford people who aren't even associated with UAW were thrilled.

Our problem is 2018, we've got 2 big races (Gov and Senate) an established Dimm in Stabenow, and an attractive moderate Dimm going for gov in Whitmer and no good candidates to toss out against either.
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>>130898630
Republicans have always been a "big tent" party. It's not really comparable to level of acrimony between the various Democrat factions. Losing only deepens these divisions, as they look for someone to blame.
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>>130898475
Oh so SJWs can spin that as "male privilege and entitlement" or "rape culture" (not Latino rape culture though, must've picked it up from white fratboys).
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>>130898022
Oh god no.
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>>130898593
It's the man himself. I'm guessing I go through some bastard sons along the way.
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>>130898630
They were losing all the time by playing too nice and trying to appeal to moderates when in fact all they had to do was be more loud in their messaging.

But again, was there significant ideological division?
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>>130898730
Not if you don't get caught :^)
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>>130898751
Are you clinically retarded, Mohammad? These things are not mutually exclusive.
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>>130898756
im going to hope and pray a trump just pops out of there and really rescues your state.
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>>130898710

10/10 would bride
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>>130898751
What did you do to become so stupid? I'm genuinely curious because I need to drop my IQ a couple dozen points.
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>>130898772
This. Republicans are the true party of diversity, for better or worse. See: Log Cabin Republicans, woke blacks, and so on
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>>130898751
If the government abided by it's rules (y'know, the US Constitution), it wouldn't be so authoritarian
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>>130898756
Republicans need to be enthusiastically pro-Trump and not shy away from the association.
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>>130898630
Problem for the dems is Obama's failed "hope & change" is still fresh in everyone's mind, there isn't going to be any kind of strong Democrat leader who can come along and unify everyone with promises to "fix things" when shit is already getting fixed by Trump. As it stands the dems are hemorrhaging supporters because what Trump's doing is actually working, so no one is going to stand under a donkey banner when their only remaining political stance is "b-but everyone who isn't us is racist!"
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>>130898772
Hopefully if the Dems completely die the Neocons will fuck off into their own party, but we'll see
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>>130898388
She looks like Maria Sharapova
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>>130898948
Hopefully all these special election victories have taught them that approval ratings are worthless.
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>>130898812
prior to trump the republican party was heading in a few directions
frustrated moderates were leaving to join bernie or simply leave the party
libertarians were splintering off and joining johnson
establishment was propping jeb bush
war hawks wanted a rubio or christie
voter turnout was on a downward trend
at the state and local levels, republicans were fearing losing their seats
the general thought was that even if the republicans manage to put up a fight for the presidency there is no chance they win a single chamber of congress.
Trump came in and brought everybody back and won the republicans the white house, congress, AND the supreme court
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>>130898931
Diversity is a code word for White Genocide.
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>>130898807
so, when do you plan on liberating Constantinople and assuming the purple?
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>>130898756
yeah barring a really exciting candidate it's gonna be really tough to knock Debbie out. but Snyder is sticking around i think, Whitmer reminds me a little too much of Wendy Davis. I guess that was Texas but we'll see.
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>>130898872
Our state AG is likely the Gov candidate, he was going after voter fraud in Detroit post election but didn't find anything useful. Mich republicans aren't really tied to dogma, but they're very pragmatic, if we can only win one they'll go after the gov because it's hard to dislodge a senator who's been in political office since '79. They'll definitely be riding the Trump train tho, our former state chair is now the RNC chair; she's no dummy. Wish we had another Romney to run though, Grandpa George was the best gov we'll ever have.
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>>130899120
Diversity of thought.....Look at what ideologies they encompass
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>>130899088
So the only hope for the Democrats is some dark horse candidate out of nowhere that unifies the party? Too bad the DNC rules make it impossible for that to happen.
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>GRANDMA! GRANDMA! TELL ME A STORY!
>Did I ever tell you about the time I dabbed behind the greatest president of all time?
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>>130898229
The tea party saved them. The Dems have tried again and again to spawn their own version but they cant because its not genuine.
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>>130899088
And they still shit on the guy. Wtf is wrong with these faggots? When will they finally realize pleasing your enemies doesn't make them friends.
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>>130899159
oh nvm Snyder is term limited, I didn't realize Michigan governors have such short terms. You might be fucked.
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Guys, I need some advice

>taking summer courses at Uni
>become friends with girl
>few weeks go by
>we are revising each other's paper for a class we have tomorrow
>towards the end, out of nowhere, she asks if I can keep a secret
>"sure"
>she tells me that she think's she's gay, and that I'm the first person she's told. She says her parents are religious and she doesn't know how to come out to them.

What the fuck am I supposed to do from here? Do I let her parents know?
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>>130899273
HAH remember the Justice democrats? What they forgot is to elect new people. The Tea party was made out of new blood.
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>>130899366
There's no such thing as a lesbian. She just needs a good deep dicking.
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>>130898812
>are there significant ideological division
no not really the parties switch side every few decades or so
right now democrats are big government, increase the size of government to solve problems
repubs are smaller government, shrink government to solve problems
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>>130899366
Dick her straight
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>>130899159
>Snyder is sticking around i think
Term limits (thanks Engler) it's gonna be Schutte vs Whitmer. Knew her in the late '90s, was like a thinner Lewinsky, and she is a goddamn SHARK. Took that Ingham prosecutor job for 5 months just to remind people who she is for 2018.

>>130899301
Yeah we had a mostly good Gov in the 80s-90s, his third term he went all batshit neocon and fucked over a lot of the state; term limits got tossed in without much objection.
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>>130899244
the ideal DNC candidate is
>charismatic
>doesn't come off as pure establishment
>isn't focused on racial issues
>smooth enough to pull the socialists back in
>able to engage in some cheeky banter
>not Hollywood
Joe Biden is the only one who comes close and even he would fall hard. i have no idea why liberals love him so much considering he's hardcore establishment but they always just ignore that
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>>130899366
I wouldn't. It's her problem, let her deal with it.
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>>130899366
She isn't gay she just wants attention. fuck her
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>>130899149
I'll get around to it when I stop masturbating to Chinese cartoons.
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>>130899366
>asks if I can keep a secret
>Do I let her parents know?
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>>130899366
i haven't seen this pasta before what's it from
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>>130899427
>no not really the parties switch side every few decades or so
This is a meme. The Democrats have been big government since the 20s.
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>>130899471
Why did he pussied out again?
Her turn?
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>>130899366
>she thinks she's gay
either she thinks she's gay (maybe)or she thinks your gay for not trying to get into her pants already (probably) try hard to fuck her, worse case she knows how she feels about men afterwards
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>>130899366
>giving a fuck about women
Just stop. Save yourself the bullshit.

Rent yourself our a surrogate womb
Get yourself some high quality DNA eggs
Fertilize that shit
Bake it for 9 months
There you go, super baby without a crazy whore mom.
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>>130899585
His son died
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>>130899585
his son had passed away after a battle with cancer only a few months prior
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>>130898290
>>130898593

Descent through antiquity is impossible without making assumptions. St. Arnulf of Metz is the furthest you can get back through Charlemagne with certainty.
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>>130899366
>Do I let her parents know?
lol are stupid? you don't have to say anything. she confided in you, just keep her secret and be a good friend to her.
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>>130899585
Hillary threatened him with something, not sure what though.
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>>130899366
That's an opening to fuck.

The world is upside down, that's what passes as a first move a challenge to your manhood. Your generation is fucking screwed
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>>130899409
>>130899451
>Chasing Amy mind
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>>130899366
tell her if she doesnt fuck you you'll tell her parents.
j/k thats fucking degenerate.
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>>130899366
Fuck her and ask if she likes it
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>>130899757
Glad someone picked up on it. Shame that Kevin Smith turned out to be a cucked out libtard.
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>>130899467
Engler? Also, did Republicans take the blame for the water crisis in Flint?
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>>130899366
>I think you're just sexually frustrated Stacy
*wink*
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>>130899409
>>130899451
>>130899502
>>130899590

How do I go about doing this without coming off like a rapist?
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>>130899585
Hillary called in that many favors.

The Clintons owned the DNC.
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>>130899789
>umm, yeah... Now I know I'm gay
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>>130899789
>>130899757
>>130899719
>>130899502
>>130899409
most say fuck her
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>>130899871
*smirk*
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>>130899884
are you at the least moderately attractive?
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>>130899884
Make sure she doesn't survive the encounter?
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>>130899467
Fwiw I think Schuette has a good chance of creaming Whitmer anyway, if only because she's clearly a desperate cow and this guy at least looks like he's solid.
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>>130899929
*teleports behind her*
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>>130898448
Holy fuck my sides.

"God told me to bang your wife while you scrub the communal urinal with a q tip"
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>>130899585
Obama stopped it.
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>>130899471
Also White male is an automatic disqualifier. Unless he takes 23andme and unexpectedly finds out he's 1/16 Cherokee.
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>>130899884
Make a move and if your rejected move on.

Sex is sells You get better at getting it as you learn
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>>130899999
H-he's fast!
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>>130899884
>well theres only one to find
>*unzips dick*

Shes either gonna pounce on the dick or run away
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>>130899999
grats, well memed
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>>130899884
dont be ugly and basically just say you wanna fuck her
>not a rapist
make yourself clear without being creepy, if you are creepy give her extra space so that it is clear you trying to be fair
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>>130898079
Easily the best line of the night. Couldn't stop laughing, the delivery was perfectly deadpan.
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>>130899999
Fucking wasted.
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>>130899999
>wasted quints
kys
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How to get qt Syrian gf?
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>>130899585
IT WAS HER TURN
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>>130900000
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It's been so long since we've had a spice rally
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>>130900161
War Brides.
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>>130899884
Go at her like you are trying to get sexual assault charges put on you.
If she responds well, then congrats.
if not, stop when she resists to hopefully avoid sexual assault charges.
...or don't stop, really none of my business now that I think about it.
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>>130900009
Not even joking...He could get Berniebro's to do this

If they're isolated and the cucks they are

wew lad
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>>130900161
Go there and take one
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>>130899366
night time is always the time when the nu-males come out of the hiding and share some dogshit, irrelevant story about their unimaginative college experience

get the fuck out of here
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>>130900161
Step 1. Be attractive
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>>130900161
You don't because they shouldn't be in this country and we want more white people.
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>>130900161
volunteer at a refugee camp. although you'll have a lot of competition since those camps are a sausage fest and qts are rare.
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>>130900238
They dont exist anymore
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>>130900388
>volunteer at a refugee camp.
You all need to get out of my /pol/
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>>130899849
Yeah Engler, strong leader but he made some mistakes. As for Flint............ everyone's taking a hit. The whole thing is retarded when you consider Flint was once the highest per capita income city in the country, but they never thought about updating water system (Lansing did and this problem was avoided). They'd let it go so long they were buying their water supply from Detroit, and trying to swap back local is what started the whole idiocy. Keeping Flint red is very doable, if we can get an infrastructure bill passed, because right now those outside the city realize this is poor planning, but inside they just want it fixed, and fixed NOW. Obama condescended by drinking a glass of filtered shit, they're not forgetting that the Dems have left them in the cold; but there's no love for the guys under whose watch it happened either.
>>
This is a devastating lost. The amount of resources going into this race is crazy and the GOP still wins by 5%. These weren't country bumpkins either, this was one of the most educated districts in the country. Trump didn't even need to campaign for her... he just rifled off a tweet every once in a while.

This is going to give the senate the green light to pass that secret healthcare bill too. Had the Dems won this seat, it would have meant red districts weren't infallible and that they'd have to reign back from these extremely right-wing legislation but that obviously isn't the case. You can publicly announce you don't believe in a living wage and still win your seat. These are dark times.
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>>130900440
I blame CNN
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>>130900161
The judge in her prime...and she's still in her prime
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>>130899884
i am replying again to you
she is already talking to you about sex, that was an in, just say you wanna sex her, if she doesnt want it let her say so and believe it
>>
>>130900238
why aren't we getting our spice fix anymore? what the heck happened?
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>>130900361
Syrians are huwhite
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>>130900497
>You can publicly announce you don't believe in a living wage and still win your seat.
And hate gays lmao
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>>130900573
No, they are hunot.
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>>130900523
Jeanine is Lebanese
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>>130900523

The judge is a milf, or perhaps a gilf.
>>
Sadly, I saw this coming. If you're counting on a "blue wave", just know that it took George W. Bush sending lil' Aiden and Jayden to die in Iraq for America to finally wake the fuck up and kick the GOP out of office. Trump being erratic, the GOP being slimy snakes in the legislature, that is not going to tip the scales unless shit starts to personally affect people. Luckily (or unlucikly) the GOP is about to make healthcare a whole lot worse, so be sure to explain to Pops who is responsible for getting him dropped from his insurance plan when he wants to see a doctor for his urinary tract infection.
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>>130900553
They got tired of being asked the same irrelevant questions every day. I think they decided that there wasn't really any benefit to continuing how they were before.
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>>130900164
17 years ago, we had George Bush, Bill Clinton and Michael Jackson.

Now we have no Bushes, no Clintons and Andrew Jackson!
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>>130900659
She's a gilf, she's like 65. Man it really does seem people age slower these days.

>Roger Stone is 70
What in the FUCK
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>>130900610
That is because living wage is a progressive/socialist nonsense scheme that they named like that to twist people's feelings. Absurdly high minimum wages only serve to price labor out of the market and increase prices.
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>>130900745
Oliver stone*
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Tractor Sim 2017.
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>>130900748
It's still a good sign that Democrat tricks don't work on voters anymore. Trump has triggered a huge paradigm shift in the consciousness of the electorate.
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>>130900770
roger stone is pretty handsome for however old he is
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>>130900650
Literally, literally Syrian
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>>130900787

Finally, Farming Simulator.
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>>130900745
>Man it really does seem people age slower these days
One word: plastics
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>>130900361
>he wouldn't breed a qt conservative Syrian christian.
Most white woman are shit mate. It's nearly impossible finding one that isn't a commie Sanders supporter.
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>>130900807
Some of Handel's ads pushed that Ossoff was "not one of us." That's true actually; Osoff graduated from Georgetown and the London School of Economics while Handel never earned a degree. I am sure there were plenty of voters who identify with the latter.
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>>130899954
>>130900119

Definitely a decent amount better than average. However, I don't know how high a standard women actually hold (I've generally only had sex with somewhat inebriated Women, so I don't know how much that impacts things). She's probably a 6/10 if that helps.

>>130900270
Isn't it a lot riskier to attempt shit like that when she explicitly said she's a Lesbian?
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>>130900610
Make American Great Again indeed
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>>130900497
The best part is how they backpedal so fucking hard that it didn't matter and is actually great for Dems. But the cracks show, especially since the Dimms are publicly calling for mutiny.
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>Look into the NeoGAF thread about the Georgia election fallout
>Progressives now going after Joe Manchin for being a shitlord and want to primary him
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>>130898079
He really is a bant lord, christ
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>>130900787
>Barron loves playing Farming Simulator. He would love this a lot.
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>>130900860
We don't need more fucking nonwhites in this country, Christ almighty. There are lots of Syrians in Syria, go there if you want to be around Syrians.
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>>130900745
I mean, there's generally greater access to food and medical procedures. Longer lifespans and more graceful aging is a byproduct of that
>>
>>130900787
tell me there's pics of Trump playing Tractor simulator
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>>130900893
Kek, hopefully they do primary him and lose the seat.
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>>130900935
Some of them look white though.. :^)
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>>130900833

>literally syrian

you're funny
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>>130900573
Dennis Kucinich's wife is smoking.
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>>130900889
>hat it didn't matter and is actually great for Dems.
Well that's what they're SAYING, that's not what anyone believes. They're tired of "moral victories", and I don't blame them. A loss is a loss is a loss.
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>>130900997
>appearance matters more than genetic ancestry
Hmm...
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>>130900920
Bored by all the riches in the world but excited by tractors
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>>130900893
They can't possibly be that dumb, could they? He's the ONLY chance Democrats have of holding that seat in WV, because he's a blue dog and doesn't hate coal.
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>>130900920
I have never seen him that excited or attentive about ANYTHING
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>>130901092

He's gonna grow up and be a great, great farmer, the best farmer that I can tell you, believe me!
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>>130901128
They are, in fact, that dumb
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Stop with the Pelosi bullying!
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>>130900864
She said she THINKS she's a lesbian.
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i have lost all hope for this country. These people love Trump no matter what he does. Party before country.
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>>130901092
He's in fucking elementary school still; there's not a boy out there who doesn't love trucks and tractors. Shit you give a little kid blocks of wood he's going to pretend they're trucks sooner or later and drive them around the floor
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>>130901276
Kek.
>>
where is the nightly news?
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>>130901276
>Cherrypicking candidates to try and snatch seats instead of having a party platform that people actually want to vote for
The absolute state of the DNC
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>>130901092
/Our guy/
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>>130901339
Right here in my hand.
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>>130900997
That doesn't matter.
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>>130901371

Meh, Tiff is better.
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>>130901425
kek, what the fuck is that image? GOOOT
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>>130900864
i am gonna stand by what i already said
she is talking to you about sex, she has thought or thinks about sex and you
be direct and say you wanna sex her be as you as you can when you ask, but ask
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>>130901322
Trains are where it's at nigga
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>>130900920
Based Barron. Though, considering who his father is, he could just buy a tractor.
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>>130901371
how much for used Ivanka lingerie?
>>
What did everybody think was going to happen? That all these Trump voters would see the Russian connections, staffing a fraction of total appointments with malicious idiots, the daily failures of policy and demeanor, and suddenly see the light?

They're not going to decide to vote for a liberal just because their horse turned out to be Putin and Bannon in a two man Halloween costume. They don't care.

Democrats are too idealistic. They think that everybody wants the same things and we just have different ideas about how to get there. That's not reality.

Republicans don't want an America where everybody is better off. They don't want an America where people are treated equally regardless of race or sexuality. They don't want a functional democracy or a strong and free press. From the top to the bottom, from the lowest toothless inbred redneck to the 0.1%, people who vote Republican want an America that works for people like them.

Democrats don't get that kind of cynicism, that kind of malicious selfishness that allows an asshole in Georgia to cheer because somebody with cancer can no longer afford treatment. They don't get why huge segments of the population will vote for a person who wants to take away marriage rights or school lunches or funding for meals on wheels. Democrats start from a presumption that we all want a better country for everybody, and that's just not reality.

Poor people vote Republican to fuck other poor people. Rich people vote Republican because fucking over poor people makes their money worth more, because the less everybody else has, the more your shit is worth.

It's not a clash of ideologies. It's not a partisan divide that would close if only we worked together. This rift is fundamental. Stop trying to pretend that it matters what the fuck Trump does. He's a lunatic, a blowhard, incompetent, illegitimate, and ineffectual. But that doesn't matter, so long as he provides hope to the Republican voter that people will suffer.
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>>130901357
It's like they forgot how our electoral system works. The candidate doesn't matter much if your policies are garbage. There are exceptions like Obama but that doesn't really apply in House races.
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>>130901501
Ok yes trains too, but we have 18xx games for that
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>>130901475
Search "finger family" on the tube
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>>130900920
>implying any one of us at age 11 wouldn't react the same way
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Testing image posting again

MAGA
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>>130901427
Maybe Tiff will model some of the pieces.
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>>130901581
That doesn't sound like a wise move, anon.
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>>130901581
I've seen that weirdness that is not at all what I posted. I don't even have that image on my computer.

Spoopy.
>>
>>130897818
Who?
>>
>>130901615
Do it
>>
>>130898243
The first proposal would turn it into another Puerto Rico and the second one into the U.S. Virgin Islands.
>>
Is it nonbinding or not?
>>
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But the food!
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>>130901643
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>
>>130901322
lmao this little nigga is mocking hillary hahahahha
>>
>>130901615
He is talking about a bot that uploads videos to youtube for ad revenue. Just kind of a weird thing that is on Youtube. Lots of bot channels posting weird shit.
>>
>>130901697
It says it is non-binding but that does not mean they won't sue the absolute shit out of us.
>>
>>130901564

Obama wasn't an exception.

Unless you want to bomb Iran all day.
>>
>>130901696
Please don't tripfag for no reason, thank you.
>>
>>130897507
That is very high quality paint, props for who did this
>>
>>130901697
wait is it non binding, which means trump leaving is completely irrelevant
or is it binding which means trump leaving means something
>>
>>130901538
>Democrats are too idealistic. They think that everybody wants the same things and we just have different ideas about how to get there. That's not reality.
How the fuck do they reconcile this

With this
>Russian connections, staffing a fraction of total appointments with malicious idiots, the daily failures of policy and demeanor
Did it not occur to them that Republicans don't believe this either?

>people who vote Republican want an America that works for people like them.
Yeah! Fuck voting in your interests amirite? Goddamn, no wonder they keep losing, it's like they don't even believe in representative government anymore.

Is this from reddit or neofag? The lack of introspection is astounding.

And then another contradictory statement
>Poor people vote Republican to fuck other poor people
Holy fucking shit. They're autistic as fuck, they have no idea what motivates people's decisions.
>>
>>130901843
Thanks
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>>130901697
it's non binding
>>
>>130901803
He was an exception, his cult of personality carried him while his party lost 1000 seats because of their shit ideas.
>>
>>130901322
I don't know. Don Jr.'s son looks bored and jaded all the time. Look at him in the background.
>>
>>130901697
It's non binding on paper but in practice it would be a clusterfuck to get rid of it once in.
>>
>>130901941
so american leaving makes zero difference, because they never agreed to anything ever
>>
>>130902021
It was a giant middle finger to the EU.
>>
>>130901948
>When your grandson and son are the same age
>>
>>130901317
>>130901480

Alright. I'll go for it. If anything happens I'll bring it up.
>>
>>130901946
2008 he had the nigger factor and 2012 he had the Romney was a cuck factor.
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>>130901999
>non binding but binding
fuck globalists
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>>130901564
How are New York and California so liberal with that much red?
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>>130901607
That could actually work
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>>130902021
It means a difference to every other country because they don't get free dollars anymore.
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Antique pre-election meme
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>>130898481
>Dems CAN recover from this, but the division in the party runs deep and on multiple levels
No they won't, Democrats are in recursive fragmentation. They are been destroyed by their own creation, a mind virus that only affects numbwits.
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>>130902046
HOW
i agree to do nothing, i am not gonna do that thing that i never said i was gonna do
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>>130898448
>>130900009
>>
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>New press secretary.
We're breaking the conditioning.
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>>130902096
NYC and LA. It's a perfect demonstration of why the electoral college is a good thing. Otherwise, population centers would control everything.
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>>130902096
(((Diversity))).
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>>130902099
Alberto, my man.. Having a good morning?
>>
Baking

Worry not
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>>130902146
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>>130902108
i am non binding gonna give a bunch of money
since i was not bound i am not gonna give that money
people freak out
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>>130902096
LA and San Francisco together are like 75% of the state population. The rest is red but incredibly rural and spread out. Most people don't realize just how goddamn huge this state is and how rural 85% of it is.
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>>130898643
>How do I deal with the fact that

Fuck real women.
>>
>>130901946

No, his victory was boosted because of race, but he would've won anyway because he didn't run as a neocon and McCain is about the biggest neocon alive.

He lost all those seats because the Republicans went through a cycle of rejuvenation and kicked out many establishment neocons. The Republicans didn't grow more powerful and elect Trump because people appreciated Bush more after 2008.
>>
>>130902304
Please stop tripfagging for no reason, thank you.
>>
>>130902064
2008 he also had the everyone-hated-Bush factor, and the nobody-liked-McCain factor, and the even-people-who-liked-Palin-didn't-like-her-being-one-very-old-heartbeat-away-from-the-presidency factor.
>>
>>130901697
It's non-binding meaning non-binding for everyone else but de-facto binding for the US because we're supposed to carry an ungrateful world on our shoulders.
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>>130902408
It was all designed to ensure Obama would win. Uniparty will take a loss on the surface if it means advancing their goals overall. McCain is Hillary's favorite senator for a reason.
>>
>>130898779
>not Latino rape culture though, must've picked it up from white fratboys

Those guy many insist on calling latino's are actually indians from the south and those do have a rape culture regardless of what Hollywood and NatGeo tells you.
>>
>>130898448
OK WTF

CREEPY JOE IS FUCKING CREEPY
>>
>>130903370
>Biden runs 2020
>Trump names him "Creepy Joe"

mein future sides lad
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