/cpd/ - CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - AT DUSK THEY CHIMP

>>130605042
anon do you live in englewood?

>>130605134

Kek, no. I'm in Pittsburgh, I just enjoy these threads.

>>130605042

Have a bump.

He dropped his car keys and now unknown Male Black is driving around the block in his car

>>130606511

Fucking kek.

>juveniles throwing pizza slices at passing cars

Bump from Rochester.
Listened to scanners locally my whole life. I didn't know a little subculture like this existed.

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evening Roberts reporting in for duty

>>130606975

Could be mush worse.

I love to get high and listen to this

Drones

>>130607371
True there was somebody else throwing fireworks at cars

Its poppin in chiraq tonight

kansas scanner has a manhunt with ak47 and air unit

>>130607910

Oh shit. Which city?

>21 year old bipolar son left with a strange man

>>130605408
Fellow pittsburgh anon reporting in

North hills to be exact.

>>130605042
Robert means received tho, just saying

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he going get raped

>>130608991
https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/12639

radio is pretty quiet due to the high priority pursuit

6030 north.. gaymen?

Shots fired.

>>130609711

Also, carjacking.

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Lots of Hispanic calls today

>in a gray BMW with drugs and guns in the car

>>130609779

Hey Roberts, it's been a while. New mobile, lost a lot of my OC and the top /cpd/ memes. Please dump.

Anyways. How you doing? What's /maleblack/ been up to? Have there been any fresh meetups? Is crabby still up to her old banter?

>>130610373

My second cpd thread! I'm looking forward to some excitement, maybe a foot chase.

>>130609378

Same.

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Ohio Robert checking in. Time to get comfy and enjoy the chimpot

>>130610526

I haven't posted since the night Robert took bullets a few months back. I provided pics of Roberts rolling that night.

>>130610667

Where at in OH?

Granite Run Mall is a ghost house; Media PA reporting in

>>130610758
Cleveland area. In the burbs so I don't get robbed

>>130610373
>13 murder weekend
>somebody threw dynamite on a guy's porch in retaliation for making noise complaints
>some lady's kids got thrown down the sewer

>>130610784

Morse code? That's new.

>>130610373
Standbye robert, uploading my file dump that I posted the other night. Should get you going

>>130610915

I missed a TNT attack? Did anyone make Wile E Coyote OC?

>>130610526
Welcome new Robert, get comfy and remember to check yo keys

>>130611017

10-4

>>130610373
https://ufile.io/ah2zl

Here is a collection of stuff that I have picked up from /cpd/.

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fuck chimpago is a hell hole

>>130610925

Been there for awhile. It just identifies that the CPD is broadcasting on this channel per FCC regulations.

>>130611229

Just dump stuff in the thread

>>130611094

Copy sarge, comfy musics here:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDvV0J8JtPA

Also, the call with the gun in the car with the coke, but no way of knowing how the caller got the information might be an IAD plant, see if the officers respond correctly.

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>>130611764
I prefer the clean on
fun fact, the CPD had just TWO airships, and they have to share them apparently with everyone.

>>130611777
Might be some gangbanger trying to get some rival swatted too.

>>130611764

Nice. Got my old OF? "Do not enter" "last known location" "goodnight adam" ??

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>>130610915
>some lady's kids got thrown down the sewer

>>130611973

*OC

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>>130611973
I don't have the first 2. This is the closest I have to "goodnight Adam"

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>>130611973

>>130605042
just tuned in...good evening Roberts. How have all you been today? Check in, grab a beer,


>domestic
>firework
>another domestic
>crazyness over radio, officer needs help?

>>130612097
>>130612095

Clutch. Thanks Roberts.

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MALE BLACK BEAT DOWN

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Evening Roberts.

>>130610915
I was there when they came over the air, fucking niggers.

>banging at front door, female caller and two other females afriad to answer the door.

So Roberts, how many of you are working on plans to escape your own shit hole city?

>>130612342

Shit, I had OC of this pic. Anyone got? I lost a LOT of stuff.

Bump

Check yo keys

>>130612501
I have it, hell, I took it. Give me a moment to find it.

>Fathers Day Weekend
>13 killed
>56 wounded
that's a better body count that Memorial Day weekend, lol, 4th of July is going to be killer

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>>130612501

>>130612475

I'm in the heart of chiraq, plans to move in 2018. Shits not easy.

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?WHO SAID I WANT TO ESCAPE? THE FIRE RISES!

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>>130612501
I think it was this one.

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>in custody, gun recovered as well

>>130612692
damn anon, hide with rifle plates and an AR. I never want to hear about you from Robert.

>>130612591

PicRobert! What's up dude? I remember the night you posted that pic. LaSalle, right?

>homeless black male got agressive when he wouldn't give him money
and people act all offended when you don't want homeless around you

>>130612830
the right side of the pic give me a weird sense of speed

stop shooting black people and this wouldn't be an issue, piggos.

let them shoot themselves

>>130612830

Yea, I did work on that one. I miss muh OC. You Roberts are getting better with shops>>130612597.

Is countposting still a thing?

>>130613108

Fuck off, nigger

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yesssssssss

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>>130613108
>thinks CPD kills more Nogs than Nogs do
have you looked at the numbers? CPD has shoot 13 people this year, and only 6 of them have died. On the other hand, the Nogs have shot 1627 other Nogs, and of those, 286 have died.
don't make me come over there

>>130612863
Roughly State and Van Buren. A shot from the train.
>>130612982
Sometimes a cell camera can do some interesting things.

>>130613312

Thank God. What about bundyposting?

>Nothing suspicious just talking loudly

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>>130613175
I just snag the pics. The rest of you guys do the work.

>>130613607

>implying stable is a condition

Crabby would neck you.

>>130613432
Just for reference, nogs have killed 13 nogs just this weekend

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>>130613753
Don't look at me, I just took the picture. Hell, crabby would hunt me down to dump her ashtray on my head if I tried to say that.

Real Robert hours

Damn dude, we got some good stuff while I was away. We get any more LEWD from the dude who listens while he fucks?

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>>130613808
I know, I can't fucking wait for the coming bloodbath next weekend

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REAL ROBERT HOUR

>>130614228
Oh god, I'm going to have to be here for that. Anyone taking bets on the total score this year?

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>>130614363

>>130614372
we could do a straw pole, personally I think the CPD will splurge on OT and try to swamp the shitty neighborhoods to try and stem the bleeding, but my money is on 30+

>>130605042
It's amazing how many movies in the 80's made Chimpcongo look so great... It was that jewish trickery that gave millions the notion to move there and shit it up... If you want somewhere to move, don't move where the jews film...

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i'd take a solid 40 plus

>>130614527
did it
http://www.strawpoll.me/13236150

>>130614527
they cant even afford body armor, let alone over time

>>130614723
fuck yeah Robert. I voted 40+

>electrical fire

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Last years July 4th will be blown out of the water this year.

>>130614612

Move to where they tell you everyone is from: Ohio. Or better yet, places they haven't heard of.

>>130614228
is next weekend something special?

>>130614926
4th of July is the week after next. Holiday weekends are always a bloodbath.

>>130614926
4th of july, aka independence day here in burger land. We have muh freedom.

>>130614926
4th of July weekend? you aint a Burger, are you?

>>130614926

>jumping on homeless male

Keys status:

Checked [x]
Unchecked [ ]

>male white, three other males with cocaine and maybe guns.

>>130614723
VOTE MOTHERFUCKERS! lol

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A full moon only 5 days after the 4th.

Chicago is gonna bleed badly

Keys need checked

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burger freedom day... feels good to be white and not in a shit hole city

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Decided to go for a new angle for the MCC.

For those who don't know, the MCC is a jail/prison pretty much in the heart of downtown Chitown. Everything from holding offenders as they wait for court to the longest stay I believe is/was 20 years. A few years ago, two inmates broke out of one of this slit windows and climbed down bedsheets.

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>>130615339
>I work a union job
>i pay muh taxes
>I own gunz and I like animu
fuck I love being white

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also this is the front page story on chicago tribune right now

>At one point, officers working a double-shooting on the Near West Side late Sunday night had to duck for cover when shots were fired blocks away.

“That’s pretty arrogant to do so much shooting when the police are there," said a 65-year-old man who was sitting on his porch in the 2400 block of West Jackson Boulevard when the gunfire erupted on either side of his brick home. “It’s ridiculous but it’s been going on forever."

>>130615540
Part and parcel living near nigs.

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>>130615477
pic is what I've been keeping next to me at night. to lazy to take a photo tonight, work sucked.

>>130615540
The fuck man, the only option is fuckin marine arty art this point.

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>>130615540

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>sorry to hear that robert work blows always.... >very nice shotty

>>130610859
I live downtown (Warehouse District). It's really not that bad.

>teens jumping an ALMOST male..
The fuck does almost male god damn mean? did xir get jumpped by a pack of wild nogs?

is that a dog yelping in the background?

>>130616230
sounded like a woman

>>130616180
Probably another tranny getting beat.

People harassing the traffic enforcers

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Something from the precursor threads.

>>130616313
I'd kinda feel bad about this, but every tranny I ever see passes as well as downs child given daily lead chips.

>>130616098
Thank you Robert.it was my pre election gift to myself. I was worried there for a bit.

>issue with kids father trying to fight her, wanted for contempt of court on not paying child support, a revoked DL,

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how's it hanging my roberts

>dog chased him and bit him
>refused EMS

Dog breed of peace?

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Lots of minor calls so far

>>130616648
>how's it hanging my roberts
all I could think of when I read that was "southern windchimes"

>>130614868
>fuck yeah Robert. I voted 40+

40+ here as well.

DEUS VULT

>someone yelling "shoot him shoot him"

Sounds like the meat wagon will have to get warmed up now

>People yelling, SHOOT HIM

>>130615414
What is the capacity of the MCC? i have an unsettling feeling it's almost always full

>someone hitting on dispatch
i can fill my bingo card on that one.

>>130617072
>shoots 'im! shoots 'im!
I bet that's what it actually sounded like

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Might need the forms.

>>130617160
>What is the capacity of the MCC?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metropolitan_Correctional_Center,_Chicago

>>130617160
I think it's 1000 with a current fill of about 700.

While I'm browsing the /cpd/ thread and listening to the dispatch stream, I also peruse /diy/ /out/ /s/ and /o/.
As such:
What part of the US am I from?
How old am I?
How much education have I had?
What is my profession?

inb4 attentionfag. Just trying to liven up the thread.

Massachusetts plates in Chiraq?

GTFO as soon as you can

>>130617608
>I also peruse /diy/ /out/ /s/ and /o/.
diy-you fix everything in your home yourself
out- you like camping and fishing
s- you don't like hardcore porn
o- you drive a stick and judge other people on the road by what and how they are driving

>>130617815
>diy-you fix everything in your home yourself
>out- you like camping and fishing
Correct
>s- you don't like hardcore porn
Not so much that. /s/ doesn't have the faggotry of the other boards
>o- you drive a stick and judge other people on the road by what and how they are driving
Incorrect

Thanks for playing

>>130617608
I'm going to guess that you're from the midwest, mid 30's....I'm going to guess you're a "skilled trade"...maybe mech eng?

>>130618070
>yelling shoot him shoot him
>again...

>>130618070
>I'm going to guess that you're from the midwest,
Correct
mid 30's....
Nope
I'm going to guess you're a "skilled trade"...maybe mech eng?
Multiple STEM (it wasn't called STEM when I was at the Uni) degrees

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>>130605042
AT DUSK THEY CHIMP!!!!!

MY SIDES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMGZtkMS3sQ

>Male Black being "harassed" by management at a CVS

Translation: Nig was stealing and told to leave

>15-20 People filming a video with a jeep

>>130613432

CPD has a 50% kill ratio and they don't want to kill these idiots.

Nigs are actually trying and they are under 20%. Pro tip guys, the sights are there for a reason

>>130618582
If male black ever figures out how to use the sights this city is going to break 10000 murders in a year.

>>130618715
>being able to use iron sights is white privilege.

>they have a robe

kek using a tool the right way
>never in chimpago

>person laying on a staircase

A B S O L U T E

>>130619868
why would the KKK even want to be there? I mean, the nogs are doing a not bad job at killing themselves. The only reason a clansman would be there, in my mind, is a sniper situation...and even then that's pretty stupid to me.

>bathroom attendant took $600 from caller's wallet

>>130606975
Did something similar once. Bought out a store of all their will smith CDs maybe 150 total.

Threw them at everything. What a time.

>>130610022
Still rowdy from the PR parade.

>>130620233
What kind of place still has bathroom attendants? I don't want some old dude in the bathroom....It'd be fucking creepy if he offers advice after. "have a breath mint and a bit more fiber sit, your grunting was a sign you had too much cheese"

>>130609576
>guy just hit a couple of cows

PABLO WAS IN THE NEWS

>>130620463
Cheap titty bars and trashy clubs.

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>>130618582
Can't use the sights when you hold the gun sideways

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check your KEYYSSSS

>>130620463
A better question is who carries $600 in cash in their wallet?

>>130620554
......I'm, not sure if i should feel bad for wasted animal meet Or hope the dude totaled his car hitting fat chicks.

>8 year old alone with his 10 year old brother since 1900.
>5h
>confirmed crack whore of a mom.

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>>130620617
pic related
>>130620782
someone who buys pic related

Evening Roberts.

Only listening to Zone 1 right now because honestly I dont care if the chimps kill each other I just care if they get close to my house.

>>130620823
I'm just amazed that a dodge caravan could keep going after the first cow

>>130621349
I guess It takes some of the emotional sing out of it once it becomes a physics problem? hahah...I think listing to Robert is making me edge to white supremacy because of all the nig shit.

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Good morning Roberts. PicRobert if you are not a professional photographer by now Idk what the fuck you are doing with your life. I mean that in the best possible way. Maybe you should send work for the real Roberts. kek. Bumpity

>>130622033
To* I meant to. Don't murder anyone. That came out wrong. I'd try and send em some pics though and try and get an evening gig. Kek

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Kinda slow so I'll bump with this colin video
>nigress gets pulled over for speeding with niglet in the backseat unbuckled
>expired tags come back from the DMV
>cops are suppose to remove tags and send them to the DMV if they've been expired for so long
>cops asks for keys because he doesn't want to be run over while removing tags
>nigress refuses
>says she needs to call her gramps or some shit because it's not her car
>cop says if she doesn't give the keys he will arrest her
>she refuses
>resists arrest
>gramps shows up
>she lied multiple times on video about what happened
https://youtu.be/-4lKk-W9ILU

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>>130605042
Robert
Both one of the hardest and easiest boys to decipher... Rob's a people's person. He doesn't have to try to gain attention. Everyone tries to get his. Entire groups of friends practically start with him. He makes no effort to be cool, let alone social. He's a jock, obsessed with basketball and football. He's even tried soccer. He's insanely tall, really strong, but ironically isn't that muscular... yet. He's introverted and a bit dense without realizing it. He never starts conversations, definitely never tries to keep them going. He seems so unattached to everything, especially when he puts his headphones in. He doesn't answer texts (unless he's interested in you). He's also an adorable doof that likes to poke his crushes and his close friends. He manages to make all small talk awkward. As long as he's a virgin, he'll never make the first move. He loves staring contests, and his nose twitches to the side when he focuses too hard. He'll insist that his hazel eyes have spots of blue on the bottom. He's extremely competitive, a little insecure, and has a little too much integrity. No curiosity whatsoever. He won't even give you any reason to care for him but you can't help it. He can be as cute as a puppy, stubborn as a jackass, holier than a saint, more of a tease than Magic Mike, can be more of a jerk than Charlie Sheen, as addicting as drugs, more lovable than a favorite stuffed animal, and more closed off than a snow leopard.

>>130622033
I did photography back in my first year of college to get chicks. I gave up after I realized It was total hipster faggot level shit. Robert threads are making me want to take a weekend trip to Chicago for photos tho. It would be kinda fun to meet a few of the Robert's family, donate money in person and buy them some beer.

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>>130622333
Check em' nice digits, Robert

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>>130622713
>Got to be a joker he just do what you please.
>Got to be good looking 'cause he so hard to see

>>130622713
Never met a cop that didn't enjoy a beverage every now and then.

Sorry I'm late, lads. What have I missed?

>Weed
>Headphones
>Lights off
>Cat in lap

Max comfy

>>130622513
I gotta wonder if you are married to a Robert right now. I'm sure Robert fucking hates yet loves his job.

>>130623114
>goddamnit bitch
i really gotta keep my wife away from my computer

>>130612475
>plans to escape your own shit hole city?
>assuming I live in the city

Rural life is goat

>we've got a good hundred bikers coming down damon

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>>130623452

Nig Bikers mean trouble, we have that problem down in Atlanta

>100 bikers

SHEEEEEIT

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>>130623452
i bet they're a bunch of harley-riding faggots, but i hope they're nerdy dual-sport riding enduro dudes

>>130622333
she dindu nuffin. she a good gurl. she just need to call her grandad and sue you

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>tfw 10 minutes away from RRH

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>>130623452
nig_biker_daemon

>>130623452
Probably the CUR. Theyre cunts.

>>130623317
AHAHAHAHAH we love you anyway Robert, keep fighting the scoundrel male black.

>>130623452
Nig bikers.....I'm guessing no helmet, shorts, basketball shoes. One lose sand patch away from a TBI and thuging it up in a nursing home terri shivo style. I see way too many brain injuries to ever risk not wearing all bike gear.

>>130605408
Same though

>>130623634
Even those are better than the rice rocket crowd

>>130623658
>sheeeeet
dindu nuffi

>>130622333
checked

>>130623744
kkkkkshsshsshskkkshhsh

>>130623527
Oh dear.

>>130623658
Like how is a unreasonable request to be put in a position not to be run over?

>prisoner in lock up, coughing up (not said well), says she needs fire.
>prolly a nig who's dope sick.
>people will do god damn anything for drugs. A friend had a case at work where a woman pored near boiling water on her inner thy to get drugs.

Just watched a youtube video of Cindy's. Are they taught at a early age to say that they dindu nuffin when caught

>>130624292
Dindus*

>>130614893
Nope, we're full unless you are red.

If you are, welcome to the best corn state. Enjoy the air force museum, Cbus food, deer hunting, and touch down jesus.

>Group of kids selling Grandma's Cookies

What?

>Used syringes in the Dark Park

>>130624577
It's a brand of cheap cookie. Sometimes kids steal and sell, other times kids buy them at 50¢ and sell the for $1.

>her 9 year old son is beating on her

>>130612475
>so comfy
not chiraq, but i got the fuck up out of a nog infested shillinoiz city almost exactly 4 years ago. still trying to get a qt to evac tho

>come bayack

perty in deh bayack yerd

>woman screaming inside the building
>those bike riders are now on the trail

it was the enduro bros!

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>>130624857
I'm really starting to think there will never be an end to this cycle of degeneracy

>five disturbances or so
>bikers are on trail after closing (what?)

>>130625077
i think they got off the trail

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Chiraq cookies... stolen or have crack in them

>>130625077
oh no you're right

....shots fired

>>130625277
This makes me want to give out white powdered doughnuts for Halloween.

>two suicidal calls
>about four calls on crazy ex's.
>teenages ghost riding their whip.
This last one might end well....maybe a traumatic amputation?

>OFFICIAL WARNS ILLINOIS FINANCES IN 'MASSIVE CRISIS MODE'
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/A/APFN_US_ILLINOIS_PAYING_THE_BILLS?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2017-06-17-11-53-44

i fucking miss popeye's

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evening Roberts - any happenings tonight?

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>8 robert
what's wrong with her face?

>>130626527
at least three shootings and someone threatened to an hero...ppl on bike path after it closed

>having an issue with the 31 year old son who is bipolar and self-medicating

>>130625999
Shiiiit...I'm really kinda glad that I'm going to start donating to the vest drive every holiday.

Since you seem to know a good bit, what's the long term plan for the city? Are they going to try and "restructure" in some half attempt to do something? I don't see a reason for anyone to really go there...industry is dead, crime is insane, etc. The Port access is the most valuable reason I can see to even justify the need for a "city".

>destrubace with wife, she was hit in the face.
Why are homosexual relationships so fucked? I don't care on a moral level, but everyone I know who's in some gay/poly relationship is just fucked. Tons of jealousy over who's "primary spot", one lesbian co-worker only slept when her "wife" was not home because of trust issues in the relationship....that kinda shit is not normal yo.

> dispute with teenage son, bipolar, self medicating, Sirens will set him off. are you CIT (?) trained...
>uh...nope.

>>130626851
>sirens set him off
dis gon be good

>>130625999
>and some ambulance services.
Nothing like dying because the state is too fucking retarded to make a budget

>>130626527
robert escorted someone in an ambulance to the hospital

>>130626851
>north side problems

>>130626904
probably the reverse of what happened in the 70s when nignogs rioted, invaded the south side (where white ppl lived then) and the white ppl took over the north side, except the reverse this time and trump will send in tanks and when it's all over it'll look worse than detroit. i know this bc i'm from il originally and used to keep up with state politics. oh and one other difference, concealed carry is legal now, but only white ppl can afford to leave the city to get a permit.

>>130626904
I support get behind the vest and what not but cops here make good money. They start at 73k a year and get a raise every year for the first 5 years and after that its every 5 on and thats just for the regular guys. Promotions and specials duties pay more.

Plus CPD gives you 2 1200 dollar uniform allowances per year.

Our cops do a hard fucking job but it pays well.

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>>130627038
worst roads of any state i've been to too

>>130627505
Absolute dogshit roads.

But our tollway is supposed to fix that....

>group of intoxicated male his panics, urinating and throwing bottles

captcha: close calle

>>130627595
is 90w still under construction?

shots fired

>>130627595
>>130627683
last time i was there there was still construction west of elgin all the way to rockford....it was fucking like that 15 years ago

>>130627683
Yes. But in terms of road construction they move fast. Little over a mile an hour.

City streets are a different animal.

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>>130627321
that kinda took the moral joy out of things, but still a better cause than most other NGO type shit.

>>130627595
>>130627505
Louisiana had some top tier dog shit last time i drove though it.

>alarm at atm is going off saying it's been tampered with.

>>130627890
Its still a good cause man.

Good pay or not those fuckers are expensive. My most recent one ran me 750 fuckin dollars.

>guy rocking back and forth yelling for 2 years

>>130627857
the problem is they turn around once an hour, tear up what they just paved and pave it again. then it's time for lunch.

>not disclosing current position
here, they finished 30 mi. of interstate in ~1.5 years and repave all the major roads every spring...already done.

>>130628400
I dont take 90 often so I dont have to deal with it.

City loves to rip up a street, replace a utility, repave, and then rip it up 6 months later for something else.

>>130628008
shit...I got my soft armor for about $4350ish including tax and all. I don't see how the southern Robert family deals with the heat in the summer. I always end up with Niagara falls running down my ass. Comfortable as fuck in the winter tho

>man rocking back and forth talking two himself for two hours. Does not seem to be normal

God damn psych issues Robert. This fucker is self stimulating and dealing with his shit. As much as I hate the idea of mass asylums we need a fix for mental illness beyond jail.

>caller wants jojo removed, male black.
God damn stripper names again.

>>130628676
$350* damn beer fucking up my keys...clearly not checked.

>>130628564
there's chicago, and then there's the rest of illinois

>10-33 PCR BYPASS OP. AUTHORIZED
what does it mean?

>>130628676
They gave my dept a special price at 505 but added an upsize on mine because of hieght and shoulders. Had to buy a carrier too.

The sweat is terrible. Good thing we get free dry cleaning.

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>>130626765
>three shootings
so normal
>someone threatened to an hero
plenty of mentally unstable people to go around in Chi-town

>woman screaming out window "he's going to kill me".

I guess we'll find out if he does or not....

>>130628737
>goddamn loch ness monster
i aint givin you no tree fiddy

>>130629157
say it right nigga - chIirRAAQ

>>130629340
>goddamn loch ness monster
>i aint givin you no tree fiddy
I died laughing.

>>130629231
F

>>130629602
i wish i had the gif but google has dictated that everyone start using webp

>6 male and female whites were chasing the granddaughter with butcher knives

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>6 male and female whites chasing a granddaughter with butcher knives

>he has a gun
>suspicious person
>granddaughter with butcher knives

>six male whites and female whites chasing daughter with butter knives
>confirmed white trash juggalo shit

>calling for help
>ambulance

>MVA, airbags deployed, no one moving in the car
>dark colored Nissan(?) hit a parked car

F

31 roberty

>>130630053
I actually have to wonder the level of training sassy and crabby have to go though to deal with this shit. I bet they get some fucking adrenaline rushes and major emotional lows. It's gotta be fucked to hear someone call for their life then the line go dead or something.

it's about to happening

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>>130629340
you got it: Chiraq

>we've got a runner

>foot chase

>oh shit Robert in a chase.

>happening

>>130630763
in custody

>black female armed with a knife.

>>130630746
>this robert best robert

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>black male, white shirt
>westbound in the alley
>Robert is running him down
I N T E N S E

suicidal chick calls 911 instead of suicide hotline

>>130630933
>saved

>>130630885
Robert should crack some skulls for making him run. I have no respect for people who run from the cops. It's an automatic admit of guilt in my mind. I had Robert take me to the station once for being mega drunk in public when i was 22 and I was the nicest mother fucker in the building. Everyone was god damn pissed off, i was in the tank asking for water and a bag of chips so i could go home and pay my fine.

>camo shorts, shirt with flag design on front

>skyking

>>130630933
shitty OC looks like it was made on a cracked screen ipad

> 1:30am
>unknown person is banging on your back door
Why do anti gun people pretend this kinda niggatry does not happen?

>>130631171
you dindu nuffin

>>130631274
haters gonna unite us

>5 shots fired in the area

>>130631274
>>130631482
I actually like that kinda style. It's some fucked up retro view. Normally I hate that kinda shit but don't mind it here. It's kind of a reminder the sam bullshit has been going on for decades.

>>130631777
>checked
like a '90s vhs movie
>back when they set the record chiraq keeps trying to beat

>shots fired
>coming from black civic

>some unknown person standing at the door and not saying anything
Creepy

>>130632360
>at 1:47am on a Tuesday

>>130632360

Slendermang

>>130632421
This is the point you hide the young ones under the bed and arm who's left.

>>130632360
>SMOKE CRACK!?!?
>GOT SOME CRACK?!?!

>>130632434
Slendermayne

>3 shots fired at Crystal and Washtenaw

>shots fired
>3 shots heard Robert

>4 shots heard

>check yo keys please
Sassy sounds tired...I really want to buy them all flowers for Xmas. They sound so fucking tired and burnt out at times.

>boyfriend pulled a gun on her, punched her in the eye, fled the area.
>smell of pot from an apt
because this totally getting a response soon.

>>130632620
You really must be a Robert, that level of cynicism is hard to find now days.

>>130633057
>you can take the thug out of the hood but you can't take the hood out of the thug

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Alright, time for me to get to sleep
'night, Roberts

>caller hung up said the male was going to hurt the baby
>oh lord.
>sassy subdued sounding.
Sassy has an emotional spot....the feels.

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>>130633250
You might be from the jungle but not all animals are equal. For whatever it's worth there are more people supporting you than you could ever imagine.

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i'm from cuhldisac territory. i just lived about a block from the train tracks a little too long after the line was breached. saw some shit. got the fuck out. there are plenty of good people in the hood tho. fuckin lbj did this.

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>>130634069

>>130634069
It's fucking something....I don't know what it is, but im not fucking using that Q word, it aint fucking queer either.

>woman afriad to get in the car without police, black male putting up gang signs.

>>130634567
heh i had to look that up

>35 robert
>elgin suicide
did i hear that right?

>>130634752
I'm one of those superstitious bastards.

All of this is really making me wonder what the total point of everything is. Not so much for you Robert, but just for the people doing dumb shit. It really sounds like we're throwing money at people who just want to spend it on crack and 9mm ammo. It's really sad because I almost know these kids are goomed to hate anything that's not black and thug. It's even more fucked up that the kids just going to school catch that stray.

>>130605042
Chicago Public schools are officially having their last day of school today so expect stuff to become more lit with the tracker when the gangbangers start bringing their kids with them on their escapades

>>130635370
I went through cps education from K-12 it was evident early on which kids were being groomed into gang/crime life in my area.

>>130635370
>be cynical
>sit at mcdonalds for wifi
>random dude from st. louis sits across from you
"in st. louis all the germans fill up cardboard boxes with guns and ammo, drive into the hood in the middle of the day and leave them in the street."
>black on black violence

are you guys listening to the ambient music?

>>130635893
im listening to death metal
the new Entrails is alright

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>>130636038
10-4

>>130635801
The fuck? really? I need some kind of proof to believe this. with all the forensics science and computer technology shit I'm willing to bet we could track that........but that's kinda all on the idea people want to spend the money to stop that....if real.

I'm not doubting that people supply the gangs *somehow*. If anything, I'd see some nazi guys making a once a year trip to some shit hole for sniper missions. I really doubt chicongo would care if it's an extra deadly week, who cares. It's just fucking sad all around.

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>>130636202
idk, i believed him

>>130636168
>hear dog freaking the fuck out
>look out and see 3 cop cars out on the street
>K9 unit has a male black in nothing but a pair of pink boxers cornered on the neighbor's porch

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>>130636441
who was worse woodrow wilson or lbj?

also are you seeing this irl now or on the scanner?

>>130636700
Watching them put into a squad car right now.

>>130636749
fuckin crackheads

>>130636411
well....why use a fuck ton of resources on an already unsolvable issue? Still fucked in my mind tho.

What would be your honest fix to Chicago without leftist "give give give"? It's a nice idea to think the economy could be fixed, but doubt it at best. I want to think social issues are fixable but BLM and such is making it even worse. Maybe people can fix themselves by growing up, yet what can you do at the age of 45 with a felony? It's really just a fucked situation

>>130636929
literally send in the army and, forcefully if necessary, remove the dems from power. had to do it during reconstruction, and it worked out pretty well there eventually.

Robert would approve of this message.

>Washington
>WWGWD

BAD GOYS BAD GOYS

>BAD BOYS BAD BOYS

lmao
>bad boys bad boys, what would george washington do?

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>>130637223
It's probably going to come to that nation wide sadly. The level of bullshit going on is just pure day care toddler fights. It's two little kids fighting over a toy, one can't have it so they break it. If that one kid can't have the toy no one can.

Anyway Robert I gotta sleep. Thank you for the work and keep your head up. male and female black might be uppity, but there's a lot of honest hard working good people who value the Roberts family. God speed sir.

>10 shots fired

good night