/cpd/ - CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE EDITION

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Evening Roberts

The most exciting time of the night has come!

It's a warm and muggy 80F in Chicongo tonight.


The 1st and 15th all the niggers get their SSI so the ones that got paid on the 15th are still up, high on crack, paranoid, and armed.

Should be a good night .

CPD thread
Best Thread.
> Be Me.
> on vacation, wife gets a little home sick cause she misses her puppy.
> turn on CPD, she cheers up and feels better.
> /comfy/ just like a Saturday night at home.
> be the hero, gonna be a good night tonight, Roberts.

Checking my key right now

>rare straight white male dispatch
>sassy dispatch

good night indeed

I bet the amber lamps is going to be busy in Chicago tonight

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Evening Roberts..
Got chilled bottle o wine & a steak grilling out back .
>C-O-M-F-Y

Three men on a porch. Shooting a gun. Dark complexion and dreadlocks.

>>130348535
Hey Roberts, hope you've settled in already.

>Viewership seems down. It's usually hovering around 1100-1300 anons...

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you guys know ? I fall asleep listening every night . First thing I wake up to is Good morning Adams.
Start the day right. start the day
>C-O-M-F-Y

>ambiant music
tribal nigger shit

Male beating his boyfriend?

>Guess he was getting his ass torn apart one way or the other.

>>130348535
male beating his boyfriend on the. Red tank top.

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>male beating his boyfriend

>>130351906
Whew lad

>woooooooomp wooooooooooooooomp

oh my its a bit early to get cheeky isn't it squad?

*SAD BLACK NOISES*
>male white naked running in the street and in the trees, Appears to be intoxicated and high


Only 8pm and Its already getting good

>intoxicated kid at 7/11


fucking kekd

Alright,
Keys checked
Good Morning Roberts
Adam is still doing the light lifting for another couple hours but sometimes the lead in to the show is still fire
Still watching Judge Janine and then Gutfeld but reading this thread invade of extreme pre-realRobert hours happenings

gang bangers flashing gang signs and drinking. Another group of thugs infront of a store window.

>>130352499
>>130352555
>>130352600
Praise KEK

>>130352764

psyching up for tonight's activities.

>guy knocked on her door and asked if she called the police on him
>calls the police on him


WELP

>>130352918
It's a sign, tonight is a gang war

>>130353027
The chimps get ready for a night in chicongo.

Evening, Roberts.

It's not just Chicago that's fucked, the entire state is begin run by incompetent monkeys.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-06-17/illinois-state-official-we-are-massive-crisis-mode-not-false-alarm

is it " gay pride " weekend in Chicraq? again?

>more trouble with the drunk kid from 7/11

>46 and rockwell 6 shots fired

took cocaine, suicidal and bleeding from the arm.

>>130354713
Artie Lange?

>two men down
>loud music

>Two men down and loud music

Is this the best general on /pol/? So positive and comfy.

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>>130354940
yes.

I'm in bed nice and comfy listening now. The best Saturday ever. I hope Robert can finally keep the city safe from now on.

Man on a wheelchair is going the wrong way on the street

>>130348535
Niggers shooting Niggers what's new. Did they try to blow up the Sears Tower OP?

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>>130355198

They're talking about facial motion detectors.

Anybody got some info on this technology?

>>130354940
I've never listened before, aren't you just getting reports of the calls but no details from the scanners? what kind of shit can i expect to hear go down on this thing.

>>130351363
862 listening now

maybe some are waiting for the chimp out in MN

>>130351790
Let me guess, you only listen to basic bitch classical like a pretentious faggot?

>>130355433
expect to hear male black going crazy and fucking shit up

>>130355494
I dont think its going down in mn

>>130355433
I've listened briefly, it's just pretty low key reports from the officers out and about. I recommend doing it. I don't think you're going to hear any crazy gunfights and shit but it's Chicago so... who knows

Just curious. Who here actually lives in this shit city?

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>>130355433
>shootings
>stabbings
>beatings
>public masturbation
>niggers stealing fences
>guys getting robbed by male hispanic prostitutes

>>130355668
yeah, it sucks I was watching last night for the chimp out that never came

Cops told them to go home, they stood around awhile...then left

Not the same without paid agitators

>>130355683
I live in Chicagoland but not Chicago.

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>>130355433
checked noobs ..
sit back and wait get C-O-M-F-Y
>REAL ROBERTS HOURS SOON
( look at link above HEYJACKASS.COM )
You will see

>>130355719
I can confirm public masturbation dispatches

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>>130355433
anyone on last night remember white girl gets "bumped" they take her car then go on crime spree..
Ahhhaa . comfy good times.

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>>130355679
We've had it happen from time to time.
Good morning Roberts. Checkin in'

>>130355760
Where is Soldier Field? Got a buddy there tonight, he drives a truck for Metalica and they are in town...hes parked in a fenced lot by the stadium

Should he be worried?

>>130356215
Nah. He's fine. That's no problem, there will be security and police around the event.

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>>130355679
I live in D.C. but been to Chiraq a lot . I like to listen on way to work . the Mexicans be starting gang shit at 7 a.m. in the morning..

>>130356215
Most of Chicago is just the usual rust and wind. It's only a few parts that are crazy violent.

>>130356215
http://heyjackass.com
just text that to him

>>130356215
Got any funny info about Metallica

Guys I'm going to chicago for work soon and was told to not go south past chinatown because thats where all the bad shit happens, is this true?

So much male white tonight.

>>130356647
Google crime hotspot maps.

>>130356647
There are maps in the OP for reference, Leaf-Adam. Check em out for yourself.

>40 gangbangers

Something happening tonight

>40 gangbangers standing around and smoking drugs

>>130356647
there are good areas . you can go days without seeing a single M/B
>>130356668
It's early..
40 gang bangers

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>40 gangbangers smoking drugs

40 gangbangers smoking drugs

damn are worlds colliding here on south artesian?

The dead person, the suspicious person and the gang activity are at the same address. Dispatch is baffled.

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>watching Live PD
>kid gets pulled over for driving without a license in a car dealership parking lot
>dad shows up and starts talking to the cops, maybe trying to make sure the car isn't impounded
>turns out he knew the kid was driving without a license (and in fact told the kid to do so, as we learn from the kid)
>is informed he is getting a ticket for that - luckily just a misdemeanor
>cop looks into him and finds out he has three warrants for his arrest for felonies
>[spoiler]he's wearing a Minions shirt[/spoiler]

Justice is served.

>>130356802
>>130356821
>>130356888
thanks ameribros

>>130356552
not really, they are just like other big names...really concerned with roadies and crew being around when they are coming out to take the stage. Worried about folks taking pics back stage and posting to social media.
My buddy has a backstage pass, go anywhere to all the shows...sounds pretty cool.
And he eats really good...

>When it takes so long for a good woman to pass by that your bright orange rape van gets reported to the police even though you parked in a dark alley

https://www.google.com/maps/@41.7957192,-87.6853179,3a,75y,1.7h,82.22t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sCvD2yiKCrJV61ewgb3LMxg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

South Artesian where the gang bangers are smoking drugs street view...doesn't look so bad

Isn't fighting bad? Why do they do it?

>>130357153
That's kinda bitchin. Has it ever occurred to you to ask your buddy if you can go one night? Worst he can say is "no" desu, Robert

>>130356647
>1
if you're going anywhere south of chinatown for work then get a new job.

First CPD scanner thread. Anything to expect?

>>130357579
Great times, get comfy.

>>130357492
yeah, had planned to met up at ATT stadium (Cowboy Stadium) and I was gonna go in with his pass...but he had to do other stuff, got sent to FL

>>130357579
Robert taking down male black, keys being checked, due to the weather and it being Saturday and it being gibs time of the month expect extreme chimpouts and lots of shootings

>>130357663
>2014 black nissan car
Oh shit
I'm loving this already

The dreaded CAR BLACK.

Can't tell you guys how many times I had to stop for gas in GARY , IN. after a concert in Chiraq back in my I.U. school days.

>>130357663
>2014 black nissan car, robberies
Oh shit
I'm loving this already

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>>130357579
>domestic violence
>drunk people
>20-100 niggers fighting
>murders
>assaults with really strange weapons
>prostitution

That's a slow night in Chiraq, desu

>>130357579
Anything.

Abuse, public masturbation, gang shootings, angry girlfriends, drunks, overdoses, etc. Kinda sucks you have to stay up so late to check these threads out though.

>>130357802
fuck my shitty wifi

598 W 110th St
Chicago, Illinois
Doesn't look like a bad area at first glance...

Can I get a quick rundown on Roberts?

>>130357679
Ahhhh brutal! Man try again sometime I saw em a few years back and they are still really bitchin for their age.

>>130357847
3:27am in bongland. Worth it though.

So a question to those who frequent these threads: What's the craziest shit you've ever heard go down live?

Have you listened in on a shoot out where you can hear rounds going off? Have you heard dispatchers calling for more backup for a shooting? Any deaths broadcast over the radio?

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>>130357579
read some of the links in OP's post .
we use a lot of ROBERTS words .
And don't forget to tip Sassy!

I live in KC. I was working downtown chimptown and I saw a dreadlocked monkey riding a dirt bike jumping curbs and shit with a motorcycle cop in tow. Kinda want to go back down to that area tonight and harass some chimps.

>>130358028
Last time I was here a black tranny got jumped.

>>130357937
I will miss out on the metallica tour...next on he is working I don't have a lot of interest in seeing...Katy Perry I think

>Fire ambulance
Oh fuck

>>130358028
There was a gunship the same night as the black tranny beat up. Pretty much everynight has some killings all kinds of fun nigger things like male blacks in the sewers trying to grab women and shit

>>130358199
I'm so sorry.

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( this is my quickie lunch break card )

Some Anon get these new friends some Bingo cards..

>>130358019
hope you are not sleepy, in 3 hours the shit gets even better

In about 4.5 hours the bars close, and it picks up for almost on hour

>>130358367
Sleeping pattern is fucked, will go to bed at about 10am

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>>130358299
Love it. All your missing is Robert in the center and it's a true CPD masterpiece

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>>130358404
I feel you Cousin-Across-The-Pond-Robert. I'm on swing shift and my entire life is a fucked up sleep schedule

>relieve the unit at the scene of the arson

What got torched?

>>130358679
Shit's bad. Need to sleep at proper times.

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>>130358019
on HEYJACKASS.com
has a shot clock .
( Our score board.)
Someone gets shot EVERY 2.33 minutes..
sit back and get COMFY

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>>130358413
it would be ADAM on my lunch break..
>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT
check your keys

>>130355683
I live in the city.

>>130358845
Sweet site, interesting info. Every 2:33 minutes?
Are you sure? Niggers, niggers never change

>>130359090
>implying "city"

>>130359116
yes.. up to date daily info..

getting called back to artesian

>tylenol overdose
>guy walking around nude with the blinds open

>STOP LOOKING!
lol. and here comes shift change

"there's a guy walking around nude with his blinds open"

"stop looking"

"walking around nude with his blinds open."

"stop looking"

>>130359116
2 hours, 33 minutes.

Driving through Illinois right now on my way back from St Louis and watching the lightning in the distance from the interstate listening to the scanner. Comfy, lads.

>Stop looking
top fucking kek

>dispatch gets a call about a guy walking around nude in front of window with blinds open
>officer responds with "stop looking"
top kek

>>130359116
>2:33
that's every 2 hours and 33 min

>>130355719
WEW "The Goat" getting rolled by 3 male Hispanic prostitues was a good night

Also heard on CPD:

La Raza tries to take out 2 Roberts
Niqqa in a Freddy Kruger mask with laser pointer
White Porsche crime spree
Man raped and robbed by 3 male blacks
Nigs trying to BBQ inside their apartment

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Time for the crazies to come out

>>130359662
Thank god.

just checked heyjackass, 33 shootings already this weekend? lol, I love the warm summer weather. That's almost as many as the last 3 day weekend

>>130359664
White Porsche crime spree was great. I had high hopes for that one and I though I saw him weaving on the interchange one afternoon driving like a native would. Then like a fart in the wind, he was gone.

>>130359904
What was the crime spree?

There were also 40 "gangbangers" doin drugs earlier I think

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>>130360059
black male driving a stolen Porsche SUV, would jack people at gun point

>>130359064
My bad I work 3rds a lot. I'm back-ass-wards

>>130360059
Quite a few robberies as I recall, he was a recurring guest

Tonight sounds like a PCP kind of night so far, once gibs go out Chicago gets overloaded on PCP and wild shit starts

>>130360095
Getting ready to do male black shit at a Walgreens, Dunkin' Donuts, bank lobby, etc.

>>130360173
>>130360220
Hahaha that dude musta been on some shit!! Gta for real

>>130359664
I remember a few good ones from last year.
>coons dragging women into the drainage system
>coons using katanas in gang fights
>coons using uber drivers for drive bys
>human remains found across the city
>homeless in turf wars

>>130360220
>once gibs go out Chicago gets overloaded on PCP and wild shit starts
I thought that was the beginning of the month? I remember the first time I listened on the 1st of a month, PCP cal after call, guess they had all traded their SNAP bennies for cash before the sun went down.

>>130348535
we should all send Robert some alcobooze and pay for a bunch of vests for xmas. I wonder if the Robert family would be cool with that.

>People fighting with poles

Larpers?

>>130360385
Almost every night is like a niqqa trying to high score in real life GTA - a few weeks ago a dumb ass drive a boat full speed into a breakwall

>teens in the alley fighting with poles

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>>130359817
its father's day

they are celebrating

I have high hopes for the teens in the alley

>>130360503
They'd be over-joyed for any help they can get. Donated $300 a few months ago and got a nice thank you letter signed by like 8 Roberts. Wish I would have thought to keep the letter when I moved.

>>130360511
I doubt Black Male would even know what a Ren Faire is

>>130360427
Usually the 1st or the 15th so we should get some freshly fueled noggery

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>>130360552
Jfc

"he was not very nice :( "

>>130359662
yes .. I fucked that up . Worked 14 hours .. getting sleepy.

>Homcides and crime surging
>State is going broke
>Population shrunk by 10000 last year

Hoping Chicago doesn't become the next Detroit/Baltimore. Goddamn Democrats

>>130357869
lmao you fucking mental? I was born and raised in chicago you do not fucking want to be on a street that is just a fucking number or anywhere that is south or west

>>130360621
Forsooth, Tyrone, beist that thou bitch yonder? Methinks she slept with several squires whilst thou were incarcerated!

>>130360615
I'm getting a half way good pay depot here in august. I'll drop $500 if /pol/ wants to start some kind of official vest donation drive.

>>130360623
I used to work management at a Dollar General. I used to love it at the beginning of the month, the blacks would be lined up with their EBT cards. I loved it when someone would swipe and enter the wrong PIN repeatedly and then pull out their Obama phone out and call someone and it would sound like this "Ayo mang, whatcu say yo PIN wuz again? Ayite, aite."
And then they would enter the correct PIN with a big monkey grin.

>Three Male teen blacks
>Carjack a man

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>>130360874
Advance toward me, brethren!

>>130360844
Compared to what some of the streets look like down here the houses aren't too bad. I'm merely pointing to one street corner not the entire city.

>>130360990
chicago has family dollars and they are the most ghetto places you can go to. They legit just prop up in any fucking vacant hole that they can find

>>130360969
Get at us a little closer the the Fourth of July when we will be here en masse. Sounds good.

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Several reports of teen blacks beating up lone people

>>130361108
This would be a 10/10 gif without the nigger vernacular

>>130361146
The problem is with chicago the atmosphere drastically changes from block to block. Like we got high upper class condos on one street and you walk to the next street over and its literal get your ass stabbed projects.

>>130360969
I'm in. Let's keep Robert safe.

>>130361168
well, Family Dollars whole business model is to go where other retailers won't, because the Nogs robbed and ran off every other retailer. So why spend money for a custom built building when you can just throw some shelves into any empty strip mall?

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Walter Payton is suspect #1 tonight

What about the night the suicidal girl went missing and another anon found her on Facebook and hit her up letting her know the cops were out looking for her and ended up talking to her for hours

>>130360990
Are you white?

Did the male blacks ever give you any trouble?

>>130361481
I wonder what Chicongo was like back in the 80s when the Bears shuffled on in to the Super Owl?

>>130361198
>http://www.getbehindthevest.org/
I'm totally down with this. I'll send Robert $100 for the 4th of july. We really should make it a regular holiday thing. Robert would never officially thank /pol/ tho : (

>>130361527
I'm white. My store was far enough out in the suburbs that most of the blacks that came into my store were docile, but I know they were picking my store clean. Things got really bad when a "soul food" restaurant opened in our strip mall and more blacks than normal found their way into our store.

>>130361568
One night a Robert absolutely referred to the "thousands of people listening"

>>130361568
I will too! It's okay. We don't need anymore attention drawn to the Chans than there already is. We know that Robert knows we are listening. We've had a couple of indications of this.

fucking, Hector at it tonight with Chica

>>130361565
It was a mess but noone fucked with Robert because they would literally kill you. This juden mayor has thrown Robert under the bus and as revenge he is letting the dindus go wild.

>>130361788
>>130361791
Hell yeah based Robert family.

>>130360775

On the bright side, much of the population loss was poor folks.

It shall be called Chimpcago
Check'em

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comfy here ROBERTS i'm late tonight had to work late.... but now release the coonery

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WHY would you be a Chicago Police Officer now?
> State is bankrupt
> Your pension is fucked
> Deal with a fucking Schindler's List of Nogging crimes every night
> Get shot at

>Light skinned Black Male
>Checking cars to break in

>>130361568
you mean Chicago doesn't buy vests for their officers?

My town buys vests, and replaces them every few years when they expire at no cost to the individual officers

>>130362091
are you actually shocked to learn this? Be honest here...

>>130362026
because they will apparently hire any warm body? you put up with it for a year or two and then hire out to another city or agency?

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Domestic disturbance call!

>>130362026
Its at a point that its still one of the few jobs out there that isnt fucking Mcdonalds

>>130362091
Rahm was literally pushed by the fucking liberal shits in this city and he has basically made it hell for the police department.

Whats worse is the same libshits are now pretending they never liked/supported rahm

>>130362091
I'm sure if some Alderman owned or had a brother that owned a company that sold vests, they would get replaced every year.

>>130362091
I think they do, but not enough. They don't have the money. So some don't have vests and some of the ones that do have ones that aren't in tip-top shape.

Robert is going on a "quick mission"

>>130362164
yeah, 100% shocked

Im a military reserve cop, and have dozens of cop friends around here in TX....their departments furnish vests and require cops to wear them

>>130362264
>Whats worse is the same libshits are now pretending they never liked/supported rahm
isn't there a part of the black community pissed at him for closing some schools because there was no way financially to justify keeping them open? lol, he made the hard choice and it bit him in the ass.

>>130362026
JUSTICE

Imagine roleplaying Judge Dredd as a Chicago cop.

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Good evening roberts!

>>130362360
Oh...I"m sorry to be an asshole then. Chicongo is a real shit hole.

>shots fired
>some duded passed out infront of garage door.

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>>130362091

Jesus Christ they don't have money for bulletproof vests!?

That is fucked

Chicago officers deserve full riot gear and armored vehicles

Sexual Assault!

>>130362360
when there was notions going around of getting national guard involved mayor rahm had a bitchfit saying that cpd had everything under control in Chicago

>>130362418
Im in one of the areas thats getting gentrified at the moment and im seeing the same fucking hipsters that pushed for rahm now filling light posts and abandoned store fronts with "fuck rahm" street art

As for the black community they all feel abandoned i mean they had obama in office for 8 years and life for them has only gotten worse despite chicago being his "hometown". The whole school thing is another mess because its all bloated with teacher unions/poor budgetting/ annual strikes which end in higher ups getting raises and teachers getting a couple of pennies added to their paychecks.

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>>130350391
that's why I love these threads. I grew up in Chicago and now live in California and listening to this makes me happy.

Don Henly concert, life's been good to him so far

Why is there morse code?

>>130362814
>when there was notions going around of getting national guard involved mayor rahm had a bitchfit saying that cpd had everything under control in Chicago

yeah I remember that

Rahm just wants more gun control and FED GOV $$$

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>>130350338
>>130350338
>It's a warm and muggy 80F in Chicongo tonight.
Can't wait for 4 of july this year.

>>130362979
I think its from the radio repeater thats set up wrong

>>130362882
I'm shocked he's still on tour.....

>disturbance at senior bulding. male black refusing to leave.

>>130362814
Jesus

And I thought Atlanta was bad, atleast our black Mayor told BLM to fuck off and made fun of them on TV.

>>130363061
some Robert said it's some sort of Morse code IDing the transmitter, but normally it shouldn't be audible like that.

>bus crash
>went to Mercy

>>130363148
isnt there like a disproportionate male to female ratio in Atlanta?

Robert bless these digits

Lol bus crash

Keys need to be checked

Man shot in alley

>his friend told him to call police, someone shot in alley.

Did she say Fireworks?

>bus crash
>http://abc7chicago.com/news/13-hospitalized-after-cta-bus-car-crash-in-loop/2113281/
>20 people refused medical treatment
mother fuckers, you just had the American Dream land in your lap. Go to the hospital, OW! My neck! OW! My back! The tort lawyers would be lined up out the door.

>>130363452

Yep.

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>>130363452
Fireworks are used to cover up gun shots

Overdose and fire

Male black 6 foot stealing license plates

>male black stealing license plates

>>130363546
I just finished watching "The Departed", can confirm.

>6 black males or 6 foot black male?

>Male Black
>Took plates off a half-back volvo
Probably getting ready for some crimes

>>130363230
yeah, I think its the number 8

>>130363988
Yep.

>>130363988
proly has a car he just stole and needs another set of tags to try and throw Robert off, that or he's about to make a driveby

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>>130348535
Robert signing in there, Bob

>aggressive panhandlers

>>130363988
yup. Getting ready for a drive by or robbery. Switch plates so cameras don't get your home address right away.

One of the dispatchers sounds really perky and cute.

>>130362360
They need rifle plates and m4's

>throw Robert off
evolution?

Is CPD racist?
What do you think?

i think it would turn your racist in a week if you did not hold these views at the start

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>>130364242
Racist? No. Realists? Yes.

>>130364242
half the dispatchers sound like angry black women who'd beat your ass themselves. Robert is the hero this shit hole needs

>left arm truama refusing to tell staff what happend.

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Just in the last 10 minutes
>alert and combative
>Shots fire no other.....to report
>one male offender on scene
>cars going the wrong way
>4 year old boy found
>drag a woman into a house

>>130364242
I don't blame them if they are. My friend is a cop in the 7th district, his stories are insane.

>>130364242
Compared to the rest of /pol/? Nah. I can't speak for the rest of this general but I've got a lot of respect for cops of all stripes.

>>130363891
see, I grew up in the urban sprawl of the mid west, this picture is what I want to believe living in a major city is like

>>130364495
Oh wait, whoops, I thought you meant this general. Nah, I'm sure they've got all kinds of cops there. They just hate law breakers.

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>>130352555

>Tanisha

>>130364531
>urban
I meant suburban

Passed out on bridge
4-way fight
Daneesha is trying to stop a guy from getting in her building, he now is disrobing while talkin to himself

>>130364531

oh it can be if you have enough money to live in the right areas. If you're a poor fag it's hell.

>>130364531
Being a NYfag, I used to listen to our scanners via TuneInRadio.

>Honestly, it was never as active as the CPD channel.

Male Black has quieted down a lot since they started targeting our officers and got BTFO

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>ELEVEN
>ELEVEN SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

11 shots heard.

Gang meeting
"Talking about having enough rounds"
Shots fired 6 shots, 11 shots
Rofl it's getting hot

>>130364805
Sorry, just wanted to clarify. This is NOT a slide thread.

>I usually save that for other, less COMFY threads.

>>130363073
Dammit even old ass male black has zero chill

>Bentley parked too long

>>130355198
Chicago native?

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will I ever be able use pic related to describe the number of shots fired?

>>130355683
Southside suburbs

Driving around doing drugs

>male white yelling at female laying in the grass

>>130355683

Rogers Park.

>>130365067
>what do you mean your out of ice? I have to drink this coffee hot?"

Am I the only one who cleans their guns while listing to this? Since I became a fan of Robert and his adventures, I've been always armed when home at night.

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>>130365498
eh, I'm a tourist from /k/, so I always have my guns around

>>130356647
Im about 17 miles out. It's not bad

>>130353937

The stretch of land from Milwaukee to Gary should become its own state.

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>It's all just so tiresome
Checking in Robert, Robert.

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>>130348535
HOLY SHIT THAT LINK TO THE AMBIENT TRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

September 87 - Bad Dream Baby

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!! The production quality is top notch. Best shit I've heard in a long time.

50 gang members repping... jesus i cant even get a football game going on thanksgiving...

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>>130365768

>>130349859
Good Evening.

>>130365498
I got giddy last night I thought Sheriff Clarke was gonna round up a posse so I packed mags and cleaned guns

>>130357869
That's the Wild 100s nigga

>domestic battery. Was tazed by cousin, ems refused because it's a fucking tazer and they can't do shit.

Intoxicated neighbor knocking on the door.

>That describes most of my college nights.

>>130365959
God bless Sheriff Clarke.

I wish we had someone like him in NY

>>130358028
A few years back, I was at the Taste and shots were fired. People started running in a stampede. Man it was crazy. Then at Chicago Ridge Mall shots were fired in the damn food court.
The last time was when a cop asked me to leave a park because I was using my phone and she said someone was just robbed at gunpoint. 67th & Cicero.

In other news, I live across from a dirty female Robert

>>130366182
>I live across from a dirty female Robert
is she cute?

>four females having a drive-by argument

sassssyyyyy

>>130366348
lol, she did porn?
http://us.tomonews.com/hot-miami-cop-says-she-only-did-porn-to-become-a-model-2923670

>>130366348
I'd fucking die laughing if one of the dispatchers came here for an ask me anything.

>>130366527
Hell yea she did

>>130366533
No. this is not fucking Reddit, faggot. Go back or shed you're plebbit skin.

>>130366348
C U T E
U
T
E

>3 kids throwing rocks at cars

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toss the redditors in the southside no survivors

>>130366846
>one shirtless

>>130366268
Nahhh

>>130366846
>not throwing cars at rocks
Do they even lift?

>someone complaining about a 5 y/o and her mother selling candy bars, anonymously

>Someone complaining about a 5 year old and their mother selling candy bars anonymously.
I... what?

>>130367020

That's what I said...

>>130366959
they lift crack pipes into their mouths

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>>130367020
>>130367006
Expect us.

>>130367006
>>130367020
I remember the night they kept getting reports of a group of black males "aggressively" selling candy bars on the sidewalk

>>130367020
prolly those meth candies they found in Texas

What did they just say "It's positive" ?

> YOU GOING BUY THIS CANDY MOTHER FUCKAAA

>>130367165
in Chicago, everything is positive
>HIV
positive
>pregnancy test
positive
>how certain the caller is that she's getting the shit beat out of her by MALE BLACK
positive

>4 shots fired

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>>130367296

stolen car

Are we going to need new bread soon?

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reddit REEEEEEEEEEEE fuck off with the southpark memes

>you know how we roll

>>130367810
>Implying that no one here has ever watched south park.

Dude, chillax and get comfy. This is a /cpd/ thread.

>>130368070
>>130368070
>>130368070
>>130368070
>>130368070
new
>>130368070
>>130368070
>>130368070

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Evening Roberts.

At work for this one so I wont hear much of whats going on.

Gotta focus on my shitshow.

>>130365018
Not him obviously, but I've been to Chicago only once (twice if you count apartment hunting a few weeks back, and yes I know how crazy I am to move there) and I still call it Sears. Honestly does anyone old enough to have heard it called Sears Tower call it Willis Tower or whatever it is?

>>130369167
Sears for life. Only tourists and faggots call it Willis.