>the united states of america

>>130152030
>13% of americans believe this
>we are 13% nigger
hmmmm

Niggers

>tons of Americans

So, one America?

Vice is getting so desperate

>>130152030
>tons of americans

How many tons,exactly? Why measure them in tons and not in stone?

"100 stone americans believe cows make chocolate milk and I am a retard" would have been a more appropriate headline.

Brown cows do make chocolate milk. So do white cows. Why wouldn't the milk from brown cows be unable to be chocolate milk?

>>130152030
>Niggers that live in cities

>>130152030
Must be niggers.

>>130152030
>serious, fact-based, data-driven journalism about the real issues facing our world today, delivered hot, wet and READY.xmp

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>>130152974

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>>130152030
I do moo!

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>>130152030
AYE HOL UP

DIS HOW THEY GET COOKIES AND CREAM

SHIIIIEEET

>>130152030
>13% of Americans actually get their calcium from what is essentially a milkshake

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>>130152772
Underrated post.

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Are we having an American hate thread? Pic related, they gave those idiots two similar choices and make a huge flashy show about the elections like it's the Super Bowl, then one wins, and their country actually gets divided over it and angry at each other, even though there isn't even a big difference in policy between Republicans and Democrats. Even worse, they only had a 55% turnout. They spend like more than a year having this whole big election show, and then only 55% show up to vote.

I might have a weird sense of humour, but all this is hilarious to me.

>>130153516
not feeling it this time carlos

>>130152030
"tons"

putting a joke question on a survey and picking it because it's fun to put the wrong answers on surveys.

Its like OP doesn't know what being Human is all about?

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>>130152030
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEMENT

>>130152772
Top kek 10/10

>>130152030
>vice
>magazine for liberals blacks and spics
>their readers think cows make chocolate milk

Is anyone shocked?

>>130152030
I thought only little kids believed this?

>>130152030
must be brown adults

>>130152030
>vice
right

>>130153516
This joke left a sour taste in my mouth, I think it expired over 20 years ago.

FOOTBALL >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> HANDEGG, BASEBALL

I once had an argument with an American who thought Iraq was the same place as Iraq, and it's pronounced as Iraq in Arabic and Iran in English.

>>130155208
*Iran

>>130152030
It's just a joke. How like African kids are enjoying chocolate water. Unfortunately, people nowadays take things serious.

>>130152030
>where does the milk from chocolate milk come from?
>cows
>HAHAHAHA he thinks chocolate milk comes from cows
This is how I imagine the question being asked

>>130155208
Same place you don't say? Americans huh?

>>130152030
>he reads vice
There's people that dont know the sun is a star and they're still smarter than you.

>>130152030
>7% of US adults believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows
>Meanwhile 3% of US adults trust the MSM news above all other sources

Theres always going to be a crazy, ignorant minority. Im sure the EU has some single digit population that believes something just as stupid, like the "farm grown brown shell egg vs factory injected white shell egg" or the productive powerhouse that is the new swedish workforce

>>130155412
He was pissed off that everyone was calling it by its Arabic name "Iraq" rather than its English name "Iran".

>>130152030
Brown cows do make chocolate milk. In fact, all cows make chocolate milk, you just have to add the chocolate to the milk they make and voila.

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I make my own chocky milk

cows are cute

>Vice
>100% facts

>>130155600
my fukken sides holy shit

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>>130152030
And now back to reality.

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>>130152030
>Tons
>>130152772

Kek'd!

>>130154623
What the fuck? Trump is way more libertarian than hillary.

>>130152030

who the fuck needs education when you can have guns

>>130152030

>13% of respondents were either children or just fucking with us.

No one is that dumb.

>>130152030
how many are niggers?

>>130152030
(((Vice))) is shit. Hell their name declares it.

>>130152030
How many Americans are a ton? Like... two or so?

My parents thought cows just magically make milk without being impregnated first, so this isn't so hard to believe

>>130152030
>Tons of Americans'
>Tons
>american shit media using the word tons as a descriptor
>calling americans stupid
Maybe they are onto something here

>>130152030
>>130152414
Came in here to ask something along these lines.

>>130155671
Does that dissolve?

>>130156453
Misconceptions about animals are widespread among normies.
>muh ticks fall from trees
>muh cows just give milk
>muh cows don't have horns
>muh fish don't have memory
>muh fish can't feel pain (they would be screaming amIright?)
>muh animals don't feel pain (especially fish)
>muh animals can't think (crows and dolphins have enough abstract thinking to recognize themselves in a mirror while niggers can't do this)
We should be legally allowed to kill and eat normies.

They probably surveyed their own office.

OP believes a Vice headline - who's the real dummy here

>>130156452
10%

>>130155671
>falling for the syrupy jew
>not using Quik powder
kys

>>130155815
Yesterday I saw one that didn't know what percentages are. He was showing me Dutch vs American crime statistics. He was arguing that the Dutch figure needs to be multiplied to correct for the larger US population, but they were per capita statistics and percentages. I pointed it out to him and he still tried to argue the same.

>>130152030

Brown cows would produce brown milk wouldn't they like white ones do regular milk?

>>130152030
>tons
So like 4000 people?

Clickbait sage

>>130156917
10%, a bit more than 4000 dummer ami

>>130152974
>Nigger logic trying to be #woke
>BLM flag

yep, story checks out

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>>130156656
No

>>130152030
>Tons of American adults
>Tons
So, two full grown Sharts and a Yankee dwarf?
That doesn't seem like many in a country of 300million

>>130152030
>Tons of American adults
That's probably not many, they each weigh at least a ton.

>>130157153
10%

>>130157046
Whatever, milk is fucking disgusting no matter the flavour, anyway. I can't stand the texture.

>>130156205
The mass school scooters of Clapistan agree!

>>130156712
I never heard any of these before
I'm a vegetarian myself but animal fuckers are neurotic and often talk about hurting people
>We should be legally allowed to kill and eat normies.

>>130156712
>muh cows don't have horns
no one says that, and so what if they do? what difference does it make

>>130152030
And most of them are niggers or spics.

>>130152772
Hehe

>>130152030
>thinking tons is an accurate number of people

>>130157046
I died a little on the inside but I know deep down that it was spoiled and nobody would be so cruel.

>>130157478
Found the shitskin

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>>130157931
If you read the article they explain it's 10%. It's called click bait

>>130157931
>1 tonne of americans
that's about 4 americans abdul

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>>130152030
>tons
>americans

>>130152030
What the fuck is "tons" of Americans? Fucking retards.

>>130157931
Americans are measured in tons.

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>>130152772
damn, leaf

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>>130152414
WE WUZ FPBP N SHEEIT

>>130157050
He's right though you retard, read it again slowly and in it's entirety you nigger, it's called a joke.

>>130157796
But niggers and spic dont drink milk my low IQ friend.

>>130158150
10% is still a ton of retards

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>>130155671

>>130152414
WE WUZ COWS N SHIET

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WE WUS OUT OF CHOCKU MILK

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i'm more concerned about the tons of americans that watch vice.

>implying brown cows don't make chocolate milk

>>130152030
>tons of americans
So at least 3?

>>130152414
We wuz kows n sheeit

>>130158662
Shit, you beat me to it.

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>>130153636
My fucking sides.

Top kek

>>130154623
>the guy who wanted more state freedom is now the most authoritarian guy since hitler & stalin
>the shitty of dutch

>>130152030

Haha yeah and niggers have an average IQ of 90 and 70% of muslim populations are inbred

Haha...huh, what?

>>130152030
And whole nations across the sea believe in religion as their government. Your point?

>>130156712

Actually I've got a published scientific paper that argues fish can't feel pain, at least in the sense that mammals do because they lack certain physical attributes in their nervous system to produce the sensation

>>130152414
Really activate those almonds.

>>130152030

source on that?
didn't think so...

>>130157478
Milk is delicious to drink if whole otherwise i agree with you.

wtf they don't?! FUUUU- xD

>>130152030
> tons

So 2-4 persons?

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>>130154623
The only thing that's hilarious is how fucking stupid your picture is

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>about 15% of america is vibrant urban people of color that have lower IQ than lab trained koko the gorilla
>13% of america believes cows produce chocolate milk

wow.... really makes you think....

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>>130152030
>tons of American adults
That's still only two people

>>130152772
couple of American can make a ton

>>130152030
>Tons of American adults...
That's like what, 3 or 4 of them?

>>130155671

enjoy that high fructose corn syrup!

>>130152030
WHERE DOES STRAWBERRY MILK COME FROM THEN!?

ARE THERE PINK COWS?!

>>130152030
http://www.strawpoll.me/13205417

Do you like the flags?

>>130152030

>taking anything vice says seriously

It's just a tabloid for leftists, they used to do dangerous freelance journalism with unbiased stories but everything changed 5 or 6 years ago.

>>130152030
>Tons of Americans
Can't you just say "Niggers"?

>>130152030

>EU sucking middle eastern cock

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>>130152030
very fake very gay

>>130152030
Tons of Europeans think getting cucked by sand niggers is a good idea....

>>130152030

> 7% of 1000 interviewed.
> Doesn't say where people were polled

Fake. News.

>>130166811
Want to make Americans look dumb?
Use the blacks.

>>130152030
>using the metaphor 'tons' because your countrymen can't grasp the concept of percentages
Sounds about right, America

>>130152030

As dumb as Americans are, everyone already knows that, so this is an obvious slide thread.

Sage.

Tons of Americans? That's only about a dozen of us.

>>130156043
>>130160056
>>130162423

You are thinking in terms of American politics. Your spectrum of politics has been reduced to a very small fraction of the available ideologies. Also, your definition of libertarian and authoritarian have been limited in their scopes because of how much focus is placed on single issues such as abortion, minor gun laws or gay marriage. Donald Trump may very well be more authoritarian than Hillary overall, whereas Hillary is more authoritarian only on those issues that get a lot of attention. But the real problem is that only having two parties from the top right section of the chart to choose from is a horrible form of democracy. It causes stagnation because it makes the US inflexible and incapable of adapting properly to changing conditions. Not to mention the corruption and division fostered by it.

>>130152030
>Tons of Americans

So like 3 of us?

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>>130152030
>politics

>>130152030
>hurrr durrr they totes believe this and didn't just put down that answer on the poll to be trolls
the msm uses subtle tactics like this to get the mentally weak to feel a subconscious sense of self-loathing and anti-nationalism.

>>130152414
DAMN

>>130156712
Insects lack the sensory capacity to feel pain the same way we do. They are able to identify when something is squashing them but don't really feel "pain" per se.

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>>130153235
this is the most tumblr-reddit gif of all time. It does not belong here, and neither do you. Go fucking browse /r/esist

>>130152772
Kek

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>>130152030
>(((VICE)))
I'll bet they run out of money before the end of President Trump's first term. Then Univision will buy them and they help the gawker faggots clean the univision bathrooms.
Have fun, you slimy kike fucks.

>>130170334
Never been to tumbler, don't frequent Reddit. but the fact that you are triggered by it means that you do and should be the one that leaves

>>130171074
You're full of shit. You saved that pic because of the reddit/tumblr mindset. It has the guy from Reddit's beloved Firefly doing an "awkward ummm i was gonna say something but i can't even XD" face. Even if you are not totally lying, you think like a redditor.

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>>130152772

>>130157478
shitsksin and commie. kys

>>130167317
>trump is literally Hitler in terms of the American political spectrum

>>130171453
That gif has been floating around 4chan for a while. lurk more faggot.

>>130172027
bwahahahah wtf are you talking about kid? just admit it that you got fucking called out for being a fucking redditor and GO HOME

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burger education™

>>130172331
>Kid
I have blisters on my feet older than you, and that gif is from Castle. newfag

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>>130172331
>bwahahahah
>out for being a fucking redditor

>>130152772
quality bantz

>>130152030
Its fake news you idiot, its not real

>>130172564
oh wow castle - that's even fucking worse, guy. i saw a clip of it once on my way a Trump rally and it just screamed "reddit would love this." I couldn't even watch more than a few seconds. Anyways you can pretend to be badass and old all you want, but I know you are most likely a fucking 19 year old beta who plays overwatch and smokes weed while he organizes all of his tumblr gifs. fuck off you don't deserve to call yourself and american you triple nigger.
>>130172662
did your buddy PM you on your reddit account to help defeat the ebul raycist goy on 4chan? get fucked with your weeb anime shit that i know you have weeks worth of dried cum sprayed over you smelly beta weeb

>>130152030
Tons is a really useful scientific measurement.

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>>130173404
>kekistani detected
>back to the_Donald

>>130173404
being this triggered

>>130152030
No one believes this. Even though there was a commercial some years back who insisted that chocolate milk came from brown cows.

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>>130173598
YOU'RE USING A FUCKING CUSTOM FLAG HOW CAN YOU EVEN TALK YOU FUCING SUMMERFAG REDDITOR JESUS
>>130173745
>y-you're t-triggered!1! ha-ha i sure showed him!

>>130174247
I rest my case

>>130155185
Rugby ball is literally an egg, though.

>>130158138
Fuck your upside down kitchen, rich boy.

Niggers don't drink milk and also have an average IQ of 90 so no surprise there.