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/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SCURRIOUSLY SMUG EDITION

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PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
https://www.whitehouse.gov
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
https://publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
http://pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump welcomes 2016 NCAA Champs Clemson Tigers 6/12/17
https://youtu.be/MN2SPXYpDIo
>Pres Trump meets w/full Cabinet for 1st time 6/12/17
https://youtu.be/NTm4IwnfNH0
>The Faith&Freedom Coalition's Road to Majority 6/12/17
https://youtu.be/Hjl5aAvFIsk
>Ivanka on F&F 6/12/17
https://youtu.be/FCaV7eGvRLM
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #20 6/9/17
https://youtu.be/zLj0IGLlvk8
>VP Pence keynote speech @ Faith&Freedom Coalitoin 6/10/17
https://youtu.be/yh2gGNLFWLg
>VP Pence speaks @Direct Supply in WI 6/10/17
https://youtu.be/ia7gfL2UeUo
>Pres Trump Press Conf w/King of Gypsies 6/9/17
https://youtu.be/rRKkoes_4Mc
>Pres Trump meets with King of Gypsies 6/9/17
https://youtu.be/JsR96bcoq_s
>Pres Trump on Roads/Rails/Regulatory Relief 6/9/17
https://youtu.be/IbA47MecOMs
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
http://pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
http://pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT

FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>Donald Trump Carolus Rex
https://youtu.be/nBlYlSs2fIU
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
https://youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
https://youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
https://youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
https://youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
https://youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
https://youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
https://youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
https://youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
https://youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
https://youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
https://youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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Awoo~
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SESSIONS IS GOING OFF!
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CHATTY CATHY GENERAL
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HOLY SHIT SESSIONS!!!!
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YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! BURN IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!
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WHY DONT YOU TELL ME???

THERE ARE NONE!!!
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RESPFEULLFY
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>GENERAL THETH-
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SLAAAAAAAAAAY
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>Comey is a lying sack of shit. Hang him for treason.

SESSIONS NO WTF ARE YOU DOIN
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Sessions plz no bully the jew
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SESSIONS GOING 14/88
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THENERAL THESSSIONS
THE THESTION
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Can get a basic gestalt? How fucked are the Dems right now?
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>THERE ARE NONE YOU LISPING FAG
JEFF YES
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None of these fucking retards understand what law means. It's so obvious they're so fucking corrupted theres' no helping them. When Sessions has done something they think he is corrupt, colluding, stonewalling instead of following the law.

jfc.
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This fucker is hilarious
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OH SHIT

BASED SESSIONS
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THERE ARE NONE!
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>FUCK YOU YOU COCKLISPING FAIRY
HOLY SHIT
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WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME
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>>129757736
Sessions lost his temper there!
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WYDEN BTFO!!!
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FUCKIN GET EM JEFF
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SESSIONS IS LAUGHING IN HIS FACE

ROFLMAO
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Wyden looks like a zombie puppet
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>WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME

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KILL HIM
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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SESSIONS RAGE

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

THE FIRE RISES
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>THERE ARE NONE
I LOVE THIS MAN
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First for WYDEN
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AWOOO
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>GENERAL THETHIONTH! RETHPECTFULLY, YOU ARE NOT ANTHWERING THE QUESTION

HOLY SHIT SESSIONS GOING HAM NOW.
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GET EM SESSIONS

GOGOGOGOGOG
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HA AHA AHAHA AAHAH AAHAHA

Wyden BTFO!!!
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THERE ARE NONE
THERE ARE NONE


HOLY SHITTTTTT


HES FUCKING MAD
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This guy is so buttblasted
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>>129757736
Fugg
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OMG OMGOMG OMGOMG OMGOMG OMGOMG OMGOMG OMGOMG OMGOMG OMG

Sessions going HAM
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KILL THEM SESSIONS
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>THERE ARE NONE, YOU LISPING JEWISH FAGGOT
SESSIONS YES!
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LISPING KIKE BTFO
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WEW

It's getting hot in harrr
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WYDEN BTFO
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>What's the question? heh heh
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lmfao. Sessions lays down the pipe. Wyden goatses for him.
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>THERE ARE NONE
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>Sessions uses the fags own lisp against him in the denial

KEK
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AAAAAA HERE WE GO
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wow what a low energy place
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HOLY FUCK SESSIONS WENT NUCLEAR
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SESSIONS IS FUCKING PISSED!
>SESSIONS IS FUCKING PISSED!
SESSIONS IS FUCKING PISSED!
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SESSIONS IS FUCKING PISSED!
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SESSIONS IS FUCKING PISSED!
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SESSIONS IS FUCKING PISSED!
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SESSIONS IS FUCKING PISSED!
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JUST WOKE UP FILL ME IN
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PROBLEMATICPROBLEMATICPROBLEMATICPROBLEMATICPROBLEMATICPROBLEMATICPROBLEMATICPROBLEMATICPROBLEMATICPROBLEMATICPROBLEMATICPROBLEMATIC
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>>129758123
Change your flag yankee filth
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>DUEL CHALLENGE INCOMING
DUEL CHALLENGE INCOMING

>DUEL CHALLENGE INCOMING
DUEL CHALLENGE INCOMING

>DUEL CHALLENGE INCOMING
DUEL CHALLENGE INCOMING
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SESSIONS SHITTING ALL OVER THEM
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SMTHELLTH TESTH
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>smelf test
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WOAH CALM DOWN MITHTER THETHHENTHS
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>>129758191
Hello, Melania.
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DO IT SESSIONS
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>The smell test
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GET HIM SESSIONS!!!!!!!!!!!
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>THERE ARE NONE YOU LISPING LEFTIST FAGGOT!

SESSIONS YES!
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THERE ARE NONE!
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leaked out of the commitee in a closed session. No one is really giving a shit that that had happened?!
THE FUK

KEK SMELL TESTHH
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WEASONABLE
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FUCKING SENATOR IS CRYING ON THE STAGE

SESSIONS IS LAUGHING AT HIS FACE

HOLY SHIT THIS IS HILARIOUS
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Wyden getting BTFO'd now
Sessions getting pissed at the slanderous innuendo
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Oh my God this guy is a fucking moron.
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>HOW CAN YOU SMELL ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE COCK ON YOUR BREATH FAGGOT
JEFF STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD
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thmell tetht
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THITH LITHING KIKE JUTH GOTH BTFO
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>Smell test

this guy is great, makes Democraats look like idiots
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>WEASONABLE QUESHION

HAHAHAHAH
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THE THELL THEST
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Why don't they ever quote Trump about saying that? They always indirectly quote (((headlines))).
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FE SFMEL TFEST
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>Recuse memo
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DOTHNT PATH THE STHMELL TETH
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It's not fair
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Hey Collins, what's shaking?
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HOOK NOSED SMELL TEST WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?
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>>129758214
This is what happens when you use the flag of people who lost wars.
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>in my view
YOUR OPINION DOESN'T MATTER
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TAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAP

THAT'S THE SOUND OF A 100 CHATTY CATHYS
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FUCK WYDEN REE
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EVERYTHING THAT GUY SAID GOT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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>that's it, you slimy kike. i demand satisfaction!
JEFF, NO
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>weasel-nable
What did the kike means by this?
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FUCK YOUR SMELL TETH YOU LITHING KIKE
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>when some lispy faggot kike thinks he can outsmart me
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That fucking smug look on session
literally u mad
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Damn this bitch is stroking out.
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you don't pass the gay test you lisping faggot
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DOSSN'T PASSSSSSSS THE SMELL TESHT
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>5th JEW

LOOK AT THAT NOSE

Why are there so many fucking Jews on this committee?
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SENATOR PARKINSONS
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WYDEN SEETHING
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>Can I give you a smell test, fellow humans?
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>second round?

Ayy lmao
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HOLY FUCK THE TRIGGERING

SHOTS

FIRED

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>129757736
Just voted myself lads, feels pretty good

POLLS ARE OPEN TILL 7PM

IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR VIRGINIANS REGARDING TODAY(!!!!!):

THERE IS THE REPUBLICAN PRIMARY FOR THE GUBERNATORIAL ELECTION ON JUNE 13, IT IS A OPEN PRIMARY SO YOU JUST HAVE TO REQUEST A REPUBLICAN BALLOT

COREY A. STEWART IS OUR GUY

>wants to remove Dem gerrymandering

>DEPORTED 8000 illegals at once, dropping crime by 48.7 percent

>Supported Trump BEFORE the convention

>STILL won in Prince William County despite his extreme views

>wants to pass new laws to protect Virginia's statues from the "Radical left"

>called his opponent, Ed Gillespire, a cuck

INFO ON HOW AND WHERE TO VOTE HERE: http://www.elections.virginia.gov/

THE ONLY OTHER OPTION IS Ed Gillespie, an former advisor to Bush. I'd still vote for him if I have to as I refuse to split the vote but anything Bush isn't good persuasion in Virginia

SPREAD THIS INFORMATION TO AS MANY VIRIGNIANS AS YOU KNOW ANONS, THE MORE PEOPLE YOU GET TO GO VOTE WITH YOU, THE BETTER

\NOW!

Also, while I hate to use it, if any wants to screen shot this and post it on the_donald or twitter, than do it

COREY'S TWITTER:
https://mobile.twitter.com/CoreyStewartVA

GODSPEED
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LOLOLOL THIS NIGGA BETTER RUN FOR THE DEMS IN THE NEXT ELECTION
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>>129758398
oh shit
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Waaaaahhh i don't like the answers
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She sounds like she's siting on a sybian.
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>DOETHN'T PATH THE THMELL TEST

I'M LITERALLY CRYING
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There are none you lisping twat
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Did somebody say pot?
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>>129758363
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA.
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DOESN'T PATH THE THMELL TESTHT
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Anything interesting? Working again which is nice but I'm missing all the news.
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Fuck, I will never doubt Sessions again.
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anyone but Ms. Collins. that voice!
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SESSIONS IS GOING IN RAAAAAAAAAWWWWW
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>>129758398
COMEY PERJURED HIMSELF CONFIRMED
SESSIONS GOING AFTER HIM
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How the fuck does someone with a faggot lisp get elected?
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>she's already shaking
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OY VEY HIS NOSE SMELLS DA SHEKLES
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FROM THITH TO
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>>129758479
her flesh cannot contain the evil within
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>Sessions laughing at the senators face.
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>>129758398

COMEY LIED UNDER OATH!!!
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>>129758420
anon can't into flags hehehe
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It's shaky voice lady!!!
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S-Smell test...!
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>>129758322
This committee is a total shit show. Clowns after another.
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Thith doethn't path a weathonable thmew tetht.
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Reminder: Senator Wyden is Jewish
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THMELL TEST
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>>129758494
Because Hitler didn't gas them.
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>>129758520
HAH
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>Almost all of the american flags ITT are now confederate
Really makes you think
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Smell test
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>SEN. COLLINS

From Sen. Lisp to Sen. Shakey
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IT JUTHST DOTHNT PASS THE THMELL TETH
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Oh this was the woman that was shaking her head earlier. I guess it's neurological.
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Oh, great, it's shaky voice Susan Collins.
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>>129758640
I think you're right anon.
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Sen. Wyden won

Thats it.

Its over for Sessions
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>>129758586
Jeff Sessions has declared a new Confederacy of States.
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>>129758322
He went fucking nuclear at that moment.
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why are those questions askers talking in such a strange way? sounds like theyre buffering or too afraid to actually pose their questions lol
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you're gonna hate me
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>>129758441
>Obama was President
>Sessions was Senator

What did they mean by this?
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THETHTHIONS ITH FUCKING PITHTHED!
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>>129758398
P
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MY VOICE SOUND LIKE A CAR THAT CAN'T START
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THE SMELL TEST, OY VEY!
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HAHAHAHA SHE'S FUCKING TREMBLING
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Is she cold?
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Does she have Parkinson's?
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GET EM, SESSIONS
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>>129758754
And the Canadians are all gone
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>>129758773
>From Sen. Lisp to Sen. Shakey

fucking LOL
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lmao the absolute STATE of the US government, first you have this lispy manbaby now lady shakealot
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>>129758754
there's northerers and euros in the mix
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>>129758481
hehe ya hear what i told 'im, T?

said it don't pass a smell test. i told 'im he can't pass a gay test.
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>>129758520
>CAN WE PLEASE GET THIS WHORE TO TURN OFF HER MARITAL AID? SHE'S WORSE THAN THAT LISPING QUEER WHO JUST TRIED TO IMPUGN MY HONOR
JEFF YOU CAN'T KEEP GOING LIKE THIS
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>>129758625
Oregon is a mess
>>
THIS JUST IN


CHATTY CATHYS. LOL
>>
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https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/874716946457034753

>"Doesn't pass the smell test" is not an argument.
"Doesn't pass the smell test" is not an argument.
>"Doesn't pass the smelI test" is not an argument.
>>
Is this ANOTHER fucking Jew?
>>
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>>129758191
You gave us a very pretty and great FLOTUS, thanks.
>>
Who is this shaky bitch? She sounds like Katherine Hepburn.
>>
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>mfw democrats have staffed the entire senate with nothing but cripples and retards due to political correctness
>>
>>129758586
Jeff Sessions just lynched EVERY Democrat argument and narrative
>>
>>129758786
> Sessions does peg me
Faggot detected.
>>
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>>129758786
>shitlibs living in their bubble again

What a surprise. They won't even remember this shit in a week.
>>
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guise plz respond to this message
how long until this is over do you think just roughly approximate guestimate?

guise thank you
>>
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>>129758786

>the absolute state of delusion
>>
>>129758754
I assure you 90% of them are Canadians.
>>
>>129758786

They actually think they're winning here.

Are we watching the same broadcast?
>>
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>>129758494
>Why are there so many fucking Jews on this committee?
>>
>>129758398
>Caught lying for the hundredth time
This guy isn't too bright.
>>
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>>129758520
I cant fucking stop laughing
>>
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>>129758398
COMEY FUCKING LIED

AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

LOCK HIM UP
LOCK HIM UP
LOCK HIM UP
LOCK HIM UP
>>
Susan Collins has the worst fucking voice ever. I'd rather hear the lispy faggot from Oregon.
>>
>>129758398
can someone explain the significance of this?
>>
>>129758785
they are circling the drain, all of them
>>
>>129758398

Nah, that's Jimmy Comey - the dentist
>>
>>129758919
top kek
>>
>>129758786
They're retarded.
>>
>>129758835
Kek
>>
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>>129758919
>>
shakin' stephina ova here
>>
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holy fucking retards
>>
>Sassy lisping Jew
>followed by shaky voice lady

This is a fucking circus
>>
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SHAME ON YOU IF YOU DOUBTED SESSIONS

SHAME

SHAME

SHAME
>>
>>129758754
Sessions is a old school southerner
>>
>>129758919
top kek
>>
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>>129758520
lmao
>>
>>129758821
DEMOCRATIC

JUST
U
S
T
>>
>>129758979
Could be another hour or hour and a half. Maybe two hours. Probably on the shorter end of the estimate.
>>
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>>129758398
POP GOES THE WEASEL
>>
>>129758916
Everything East of Bend is ok, once again its the west fucking it all up
>>
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>>129758520
>>129758906
DELET THIS MENTAL IMAGE
>>
>>129758919
LAWD HAVE MERCY
>>
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Hey Guise!!!!!!!!!

FLAGS ARE GONE

>FLAGS ARE GONE

FLAGS ARE GONE

>FLAGS ARE GONE

FLAGS ARE GONE

>FLAGS ARE GONE

FLAGS ARE GONE

>FLAGS ARE GONE

FLAGS ARE GONE

>FLAGS ARE GONE
>>
>>129758398
So how many times can one lie under oath in US just because he has power before he is locked up?
>>
>>129758811
they're reciting the script they got off their SorosMail
>>
IM THE ATTORNEY GENERAL OF THE UNITED STATES

REMEMBER?
>>
>>129758919
Does it count if it's a Jewish smell?
>>
>>129758786
>Wyden's lisp is adorable
Spotted the fag
>>
COLLINS LITERALLY SHAKING
>>
>I ALREADY TOLD THE MARSHALS TO ARREST YOU WHEN YOU TRY TO LEAVE
SESSIONS NO!
>>
JUTHT
>>
>>129758441
>Obama was President

So Obama was a Russian agent
>>
>>129759142
newfag
>>
>>129759039
Comey said, under oath, that he doesn't remember ever receiving a letter from the DoJ about Sessions' recusal.
He basically perjured himself.
>>
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>>129758520
>>
>>129759142
lying Yankee filth
>>
Mr wyden just proved that Sessions is lying.

Sessions cannot even answer the most simple questions because he needs to lie constantly
>>
>>129758919

kek

You know he had that queued up
>>
THEY NEVER QUOTE HIM
>>
>>129759124
Not
>brockspath.jpg
>>
>>129759113
thankyou again brother
>>
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>>129758919
>>
>>129758754
The South will Rise Again

>t. a fucking leaf
>>
>>129759236
>Toothpathte
>>
JEWISH WORD TRICKS BTFO

FUCK YOUR HYPOTHETICALS BITCH
>>
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>>129758987
gonna be the same fucking thing as the comey hearing

people who hate trump will think sessions fucked up and did a shitty job

trump supporters and republicans think sessions is holding the line just fine

every.fucking.time
>>
YOU CATHYS CHATTIN UP A STORM. LOL
>>
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>>129759114
We got him now, comrade!
>>
>>129758985
You can go fuck yourself
>>
>>129758855
they're realizing it's over and they're treasonous traitors
>>
>>129759236
damnit toothpaste
>>
>>129759278
You are unironically the first leaf flag I have seen today
>>
>>129759236
idiot
>>
>>129758919
Whoever smelt it, dealt it.
>>
>>129759218
letter not an email anon, checkmate aesthesis
>>
>>129758953
>let me give your peg a thmell theth
>>
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>>129758023
It's been like this for ages. These "intelligence" hearings are a total chore. Remember in the earlier Comey hearings when Dems would just BS about black lives matters and irrelevant shit the entire time?
>>
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>COMFORTABLE

>UNCOMFORTABLE

SHE IS LITERALLY SHAKING
>>
>>129759236
COMEY COMMITTED PERJURY
>>
>>129759218
oh snap
>>
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>>129758919
not an argument is not an argument
>>
Someone tell D-d-d-d-i-i-a-a-a-a-a-a-n-e-e R--h-e-e-e-e-m to shut the fuck up!
>>
>>129759236
He refused to listen to an answer, which shows that his question was unreasonable in the first place.
>>
>>129758441
Wow it's almost like the President can meet with whomever he wants
>>
>FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR HYPOTHETICALS SHAKY SUSAN

SESSIONS NO
>>
People voted for that
>>
>>129758754
It's pretty gross.
>>
>>129759218
Did he? That seems like a pretty clear thing to get caught on if you lie about it.
>>
>>129759345
Really bombs your gay club, doesnt it?
>>
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Can this cunt commit suicide?
>>
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>>129758786
>lisp is adorable
>>
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wtf is wrong with her? how do people with speech/mental problems get to be politicians?
>>
>>129759323
>hiding behind another flag
>not the most Canadian thing possible
>>
>Forcing people to answer to hypotehtical situations where you can only choose shit choices.

ebin democrats
>>
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>>129758398
>OY VEY, THEY FOUND US OUT!
>>
COMEY PERJURED HIMSELF LIKE 5 TIMES
>>
>>129759410
but it is
>>
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>>129758754
>>
This is fucking hilarious
>>
>>129759352
Whoever denied it, supplied it.
>>
>>129759236
toothpaste ingredients: 100% fluoride, 0% arguments
>>
>>129759218
>he doesn't remember ever receiving a letter
Not the same as saying he did not receive a letter
>>
What is going on with these flags?
>>
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>this bitch is shaking the entire time
>her voice sounds like a car that keeps stalling
>makes my jew-dar go off
>>
>>129759405

He was too busy leaking to read his other work related emails
>>
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>>129758398
COMEY BTFO

HIYAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
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>>129759388
>>
>>129759458
but that top one is funny
SOMEONE POST THE JULIP AWOO
>>
>>129759458
Soon.
>>
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>>
Are we sure Collins isn't a Jew?
>>
>>129757736
it smelths in here
>>
>>129759310


This fucking webm will always make me laugh. It's right up there with the thumbs up at the tits-out bitch running at him.

For all the serious shit he's done, somehow Putin in candid moments comes across as just an affable aged fratbro.

Probably why he and W got along so goddamn well.
>>
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>>129758786
>and I hate beer
>Wisconsin
Huh?
>>
What are the recent news lads?
>>
>>129759236
No, he said it's stonewalling when ITS THE FUCKING RULES. You're not allowed to discuss private conversations with the President, that's been the rule for like 100 years
>>
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>>129759592
>>
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>>129759538
plz no bully parkinsons senator
>>
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i'm still shaking after that 'THERE ARE NONE'

golden
>>
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>>129759592
>>
>trying to school an attorney on law speak

This will end well
>>
wtf
>>
Sessions writing notes. HAPPENING!
>>
>>129759458

This is............sad
>>
Holy shit, Sessions is so smug listening to this faggot
>>
Sessions schooling these fucking Senators in the law.
>>
>>129759458
Nah, she's a living, breathing, talking cunt. It's a mystery of science, must be studied how a vagina can talk and form rudimentary thinking.
>>
SENATOR BTFO
TRUMP IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN INVOKE EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE
>>
Democrats in charge of not understanding confidential and classified material
>>
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SESSIONS PUTTING HIM ON THE FIRING SQUAD LIST
>>
THESE KIKES THINK THEY KNOW THE LAW BETTER THAN SESSIONS
>>
>>129759592
kek
>>
did this retard think sessions can invoke executive privilige
>>
>>129759633
Sessions killing it in the hearing
>>
RESPECT MY AUTHORI-TY SON
>>
NEW
>>129759687
NEW
>>129759687
NEW
>>129759687
NEW
>>129759687
NEW
>>129759687
NEW
>>129759687
NEW
>>129759687
>>
>WAAHHHH SAY THAT YOU'RE A RUSSIAN AGENT OR YOU'RE IMPEDING
>>
ANSWER THE QUESTION OTHERWISE YOU'RE LYING

These people
>>
TELL ME MORE
>>
>>129758754
rebell yell amazing podcast also that feel when michael hill is shitting on oathcuckers
>>
SESSIONS IS SMILING
RAPE TIME INCOMING
>>
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answer the questions goy
>>
I love the smug look Sessions has when he traps these cunts
>>
>>129759626
W?
>>
>"because you're invoking executive privilege"

DID THIS DUMB FAGGOT NOT HEAR HIM ALREADY SAY HE'S NOT INVOKING EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE
>>
>>129759627
it's a homo in milwaukee or somewhere
>>
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>>129759552
explain?
>>
IT'S A FUCKING LAW YOU FAGGOT?

YOUR UNDERSTANDING OF THE LEGAL STANDING IS ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT. WHAT LAW SCHOOL (IF ANY) SHAT YOU OUT?
>>
>>129759633
JIDF's coming back. Extra flags are back. Sessions' on a rampage.
>>
>Sessions is out-Jewing the Jew!

MY SIDES
>>
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>>129759718
>>
>>129758023
I'd like to offer my most sincere apologies to this nice lady's son, it was lewd and disrespectful and I'm sorry.
>>
I love seeing them flustered. How many people does it take to ask THE SAME QUESTION over and over and get the same answer over and over?
>>
>>129759526
He who deduced it, produced it.
>>
>>129759653
>this bitch doesn't need a blender, she just holds the shit
>>
Damn sessions btfo
>>
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Can anyone give me a quick rundown on the testimony: Had to sleep to get ready for work in an hour
>>
>>129759947
It is, after all, just a show. The media will inject meaning later as they follow the script.
>>
>>129759821
Comey said he leaked to the nyt the stuff that was in that article because of that tweet.

They tweet happened after the article.. so Comey lied.
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