/CPD/ - CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER THREAD - AK47s ON A FULL MOON EDITION

>>129420232
REAL ROBERT HOURS

C H E C K

Y O
O

K E Y S
E
Y
S

Let's go, Roberts.

thanks for the bread, robert

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What was up with that screaming on the open key a few minutes ago?

>trying to get young females inside their cars

MALE BLACK what are you up to

>two arab males claiming to be uber drivers
>trying to get young females to get into their car

>>129420232
>2 Arabic males, claiming they're uber drivers trying to get them into their cars

FREE RIDES TO THE RAPE DENS

We got vandalism, we got loud music, we got traffic violations, we got arabs and we got nigs

WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

>two arabic males
>trying to escape with uber driver

You're coming in 5x5.

U B E R D R I V E R S

>>129420498
wasn't male black, middle easterners

Thanks for new bread, Robert.

>>129420554
My bad, Robert. Still unsurprising.

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>1510 west division
>rooftop party
i'm sure it's just a misunderstanding

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cooneryyyyyy ROBERTS LETS GOOO

>>129420526
No, they were claiming to be uber drivers trying to lure females into their car

>>129420597
agreed

Ambiance for the thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eIjqpMJ-L8

Someone offers you $20,000 to spend one night in Englewood on the 4th of July. Do you do it? If so, what's your plan? You can only bring a backpack filled with whatever you can carry.

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>Abdul and Muhammad trying to abduct women

>>129420683
My bad, I couldn't hear what the dispatch said

did we get anywhere with a /cpd/ patch?

>>129420723

yes, find defensive position with a choke point and wait it out, disassemble a rifle and put it in the bag with as much ammo as you can hold

>>129420723
Get a bunch of voluntary Roberts from /k/ and hold out the night.

>6 v 1
fucking animals

young black males kicking trash cans

>>129420723
Id try it, Im pretty little, I bet I could find a dark corner somewhere to hide in for the night and collect my money at the end

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Helping the new fags out

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>>129420898
Antifa?

>>129420232
>CHICAGO
What went so horribly wrong? Some straw broke some camel's back for the city to get this bad.

Earlier there was a BLACK MALE walking around trying to ( get into a place? ) armed with an AK 47.

>>129420723
>Take money
>Stay over at some shitty inn

>>129420723
hide out on a roof beginning before dark and stay there till the next day.

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>>129421037

>>129420995
Thanks <3

>>129421056
Didnt they say they could no longer reach the caller? Someone got done.

>>129421037
It's a sanctuary city full of pavement apes that's been run by democrats since forever.

>>129421164

Yeah. Pretty sure there's one less Chicago resident on this day.

>>129421264
>>129421164

We 64 club.

>>129420232
COAL BURNER TURNING ON THE APE
>called cops saying ape has gun in the car

>>129421037
Male Black spawns increase exponentially.

>cab driver wont let her out

:(

Did I hear that right?
A female white is in a car with a male and a gun?

Hostage/Car chase, do I dare dream?

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The fuck was that whisper

The fuck was that whisper? Is this shit haunted?

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I keep meaning to get a shot from here at night for you guys. But here you go anyway

HAPPENING

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MALE BLACK AGAIN
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>male black breaking into dollar general

Dolla Gen gonna get looted tonight!

MALE BLACK DOLLAR GENERAL!

>>129420723
Dress like a Job Application, no one will touch you.

why the hell would you break into a dollar general?

I mean really guys

MALE BLACK is a fuckin amateur

>male black tries to rob a dollar general

>>129421596
What do you think he's getting from Dollar General?

Did anyone catch the morse?

>>129421400
Male Blackmagic

...-.-..-..-....--.-.-...-

>>129421629
>>129421652
$1 ribeye

>>129421652
tp

>>129421592
I'm still mad they canned that show but let Mr. Pickles stay.

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Been listening for about an hour now. Mostly just a bunch of robberies and attempted break ins.

There was a call about a drunk MALE BLACK out front of a store yelling at folks telling them to go away.

Im guessing magnums and a stocking cap

>>129421652
If you've ever lived near a dollar general, this is how MALE BLACK shops in his natural state.

How often to people get killed on these days?

Not that I'm wishing anyone to die or anything, JW

>>129421692
oh fuck

that with the grape fanta they'd be looting and they'd have a fuckin feast

I'm guessing dollar general is like our Pound Shops and full of cheap shit?

>>129421652
3 to 5 years

>>129421773
you would be correct Robert

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>>129421779
damn robert

>>129421773
Aye lad. How desperate can you get to Rob a dollar store?

>>129421739
in chi every day

this is not an exaggeration


>its almost all nigs tho

>>129421739
Literally everyday.

>partying on the fire escape

Just got here and browsed the last thread. Looks /comfy/ I'm relaxing in the A/c after a long hot day working outside.
>10/4 fo' sho'

>>129421849
They rob it daily, I know, I used to work at Family Dolla. The only reason they broke in is becasue its closed. They would be robbing reguardless

Good evening Roberts

>>129420723
Of course I would do it. I would just post up in Harold's chicken all night and gorge myself. I'm white. I'd probably get left alone. I'd still carry a pistol though.

>>129422028
Welcome LeafRobert

>>129422028
hello leafbert

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>>129421748

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>>129421942

>>129422028
Welcome, Robert

Mcnigs getting robbed?

>>129421861
>>129421916
Shit, then why does anyone live there kek

>>129422028
Hey Canada

good night and fight leafy robert

>>129422148
Been to Chicago once. No desire to return. Everyone I know in Chicago is clamoring to escape.

>>129421739
https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/2017-chicago-murders

>>129422148
>Shit, then why does anyone live there kek

are you referring to actual humans? they don't

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_flight

>>129422148
we are a fairly segregated city, everyone knows where not to go

>>129422148
Chiraq has a surprisingly booming economy a lot of big businesses etc. and a shit load of Dindus and coloreds because of the libshit policies

>>129422050
>>129422062
>>129422110
>>129422148
>>129422176

Thanks alot lads, hope we are all /comfy/

When will male black ever be caught?

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>>129422086

>>129422321
on the day of the rope

>>129422321
>implying the archvillain will ever be caught

>>129422321
He is hard to find at night

>wallet stolen
Why would they steal another nigger's wallet? It's not like there will be any money inside

What's the racial breakdown of Chicago cops? Mostly white?

>>129422231

lmao

>race: black
>cause: shooting

no ypipo on thee list

>>129422453
Mostly Robert

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>>129422321
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

red shirt no shirt, call dr seuss

>>129422453
majority white with several blacks

never your only caught and release in chicongo

>>129422148
Most of our major cities have a centralized "human" zone where business and education happens that is surrounded by a nightmarish landscape like you're witnessing here.

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>>129422290
this robert is, in fact, comfy

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>>129422453
Robert is his own race.

>>129422204
>>129422231
>>129422256
>>129422273
>>129422282
Ah right, thanks. Sorry for all the newfag questions

>>129422684
We were all Newroberts once, Britbert.

>>129422456
>May 7, 2017

>Jesus Escobar
>Race: White

>>129422499
Checked and kekd

>50 people drinking

currently /comfy/ sitting outside with my red ryder waiting on the coons to show up

>>129422684
no problem at all bongbert

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>>129422737

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>>129422777
Checked. Happy hunting Robert. Kek!

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Soooo.... Reviewbrah browses /pol/.... Reviewbrah loves the radio...... Is Reviewbrah listening in /cpd/????

>>129422777
Checked, Robert

>>129422737
i was only looking in june

thank you for Correcting the Record™

Where my fellow Texas-Roberts at?

>>129422864
>implying Reviewbrah isn't taking the fight to MALE BLACK himself at night

>1 shot heard

red shirt no shirt 2 shirt more shirt

Park shooting

>>129422907
im TennesseeBert which is kind of close

>>129422907
Former Texas Robert checking in (for what it matters haha)

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>>129422777

Checked Keys Robert. /Comfy/ as fuck

Any Virginiaberts here?

>>129422940
So that's why he's always "running on empty" during the day....

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What about Minnesotaberts?

Lol more naked bikes

>>129423017
Mississippi Robert going 10-8

>>129423002
Tennessee will always be Texas' best friend.

I know they call it the windy city, but when some of these roberts key their mics I can hear the wind whipping. I guess the weather is getting ready to change?

Michiganbert checking in, any others?

>>129423110
That's how he can eat so much fast food and look so slim and athletic.

>>129420723
I'd do it find a hole maybe a backup one if possible bring a rifle draw zero attention to yourself.

>>129423133

>1000 riders

Where my PAberts at?

>>129423149
MS Robert here too- glad to meet ya

>>129423162
It's the wind-shear blowing from the lake. I've seen fucking powerful squall lines tear the city a new one once. Not every day you hear about a tornado touching down near downtown that far north.

>>129423207
717 Robert ready to roll

Is 911 Seattle anon here tonight?

>>129421037
Draw cheap minority labor for factories. Factories disappeared. Now the fathers are gone and the new kids are a lot of fun.

Are these Roberts partnered up? They can't be responding to this shit alone right?

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Any other Bongberts?

And is there a particular reason Chicago is listened to? Are other cities available or is Chicago like the most interesting?
My US geography knowledge is spotty at best

>>129421452
noice, I look forward to the nighttime one

>>129423162
Dude it was really fucking windy today.

The lake kicks up the craziest winds. Im right near is and I got a good 45 degree lean into the wind earlier today waiting to cross a street.

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oh shi-

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>tfw Hoosierbert

>>129423447
Louisville. Las Vegas.

did robert just say "can we switch cars because I don't have a rifle rack in my car" ?

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>>129423441
I think only Sgts ride alone, everyone else has a partner

Why doesn't that Robert have a rifle rack in his car?

>female screaming for help in a red jeep

F

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>>129423447

>>129423447
Other cities are available, Chicago is a shit show and most interesting. Their murder rte is stupid high and gang situation is crazy

>>129421623
They still might shoot you anon.

>>129423512
>humidity 37%

that is cute

>>129423447
Chicago is the leader in terms of happenings/second.
Also, tons of ridiculous shit happens there.

>>129423512
We're at DEFCOON 2

>>129423334
You must prevent Male Black from pushing West outta Philly, 717 Robert!

>>129423549
he did

>>129423447
Chiraq has the highest activity for listening pleasure. It's in the Midwest by one of our Great Lakes, across-the-pond-Robert. No worries I don't know anything much about yalls geography in England. Just the basics.

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suburbanons report in

Villa Park here

spring awakening aftermaths when

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>>129423556
>being such a fucking pavement gorilla that you expend almost all of your magazine on the ground

Shit could get ugly with a concert letting out. Who was playing I wonder?

anything going on in St. Louis?

>>129423727
60101 Addison

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>>129423656
10-4 Robert

Arlington Heights here

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>DEFCOON 2

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Ukrainian Village Chicago Robert checking in
it's windy and warm here, lots of people out
Spring Awakening EDM fest
Blues Fest
Naked Bike Ride
etc
prime yard ape weather
inside in AC listening to the collapse

>>129423847
literally just some nigger. It's not like you can understand any of them anyway

>>129423582
Ayyy

>>129423541
>>129423584
>>129423623
I see, what have been like the biggest happenings on here? If you can remember

>>129423676
Oh so like near Cleveland? Is Detroit there too?

>>129423887
beaner detected

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>>129423847
Dave Matthews Band. That's a dangerous crowd.

>>129423845
pretty sure those are the cops rounds sweetie

>>129420723
am i black? then yes i would
am i white? i better dress like a hobo then, as camouflage

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>>129423512
>Off Monday
>Gonna go lay on the beach

Feels good

>>129423549
Oh shit

>>129423984
uh, no. watch it again. the coon doesn't even know how to shoot the fucking gun and shoots the ground with virtually all of his rounds

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>>129423556

>>129423968
May 2nd... the most recent day Roberts will never forget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr_VbIg5LrU

>>129423981
oh yeah I saw a couple of dudebros in DMB shirts when I went out for burritos

>>129423981
Oh wow I actually like DMB. I bet alot of whites leaving that concert will be targeted by Male Black tonight

listening to LAX atc radio right now

apparently they lost track of a small plane
F

>>129424003
>Off on Monday
>Have to stay inside most of the day to avoid dying of Heat Stroke

Feels bad

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>>129422907
817 ready for some comfy real Robert time on a Sat night

>>129424186
>LAX

fuck off Roberto this thread is for Roberts

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>walking around collecting JUNK
Y tho

>Two men having sex in the backyard

>>129423968
>Oh so like near Cleveland? Is Detroit there too?
no, Chicongo is farther west and in the state of Illinois, Cleveland in in the far north east corner of Ohio. Detroit is somewhere between them
>did dispatch just say two men are having sex in the back yard?

>2 gayfers pounding

March 10, 2005

A driver for the Dave Matthews Band admitted Wednesday that he emptied his bus' septic tank over the Chicago River last summer, drenching passengers on an architectural boat tour with 800 pounds of human waste.

>NEVER FORGET

two men having sex?

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>>129423968
Here you go

White shirt
Tan pants
Black hat
Male Black
That bois a timebomb

two men having sex?

>>129423969
El Burrito Tapatio, ESE!

>>129423968
Sort of but not really. Cleveland and Detroit are close to one another but we have 5 Great Lakes and Chiraq is like 6 hours in a car from the states of Ohio & Michigan

https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Chicago,+Illinois/Cleveland,+Ohio/@41.6906453,-84.6633229,4z/data=!4m8!4m7!1m2!1m1!1s0x880e2c3cd0f4cbed:0xafe0a6ad09c0c000!1m2!1m1!1s0x8830ef2ee3686b2d:0xed04cb55f7621842!3e0

Two men having sex in front yard

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>2 men having sex

>several shots fired

>gets suit of armor
>gets to listen robert reports about the knight walking around the hood

>>129424293
they call it an Arabber in the ghetto, at least in Baltimore. It's a guy who goes around collecting metal to sell secondhand for drug money

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INb0scbgyVs

>>129424247
210 here. Got some Grizzly packed in, may fire up some Rising Storm 2 later for maximum /comfy/ before going to bed and then work tomorrow

chicago anons need to start memeing roberts

>>129424222
Sorry Texas bro. Come enjoy the comfy Chicago Summer some time. The water is always super fucking cold so I can just hop in to cool off.

Unrelated but Ill probably end up in Texas in a few years so the wife can be near her family. Been all this country my whole life but i know Ill miss this shit heap when I leave.

>>129424313
>800 pounds
jeezus, wtf were they eating?

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>>129424342
>not los burritos tapatios

bruh

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>two men having sex

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>>129422148
I love when you fucking faggots do this
shit in green = relatively safe, lots of art like Greece and Europe
shit in red = you might as well hold onto your balls and whimper as you shit your pants with the windows up and wait for the loudspeaker to explain the safari that is Lower West Side

fun thing to do in Chicago: Take the helicopter tour that's right in Pilsen

>>129424450
Makes sense. You can see scrap metal for some decent money

Is it one dispatcher? How does she juggle all of this.

>>129424563
i imagine it's a few. if not she better get paid a fuckload.

>>129424563
No? There's plenty of SASSY DISPATCH

>>129424159
Shit listening to it now, haunting

>>129424308
>>129424323
>>129424362
Damn I forget how big the US is, so this is the midwest? It's like in the east or am I missing something?

>>129424492
I was in Aurora for about three months a few years ago. I'd rather not go back, and I don't want to give up my guns. I may gripe about the heat and humidity, but this state is the only place I've ever felt truly at home.

>>129424550
>west garfield park
>safe

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Anyone go to Riot Fest last year


based roberts helped me to the train after we drunkenly tore down the fence while shouting TEAR DOWN THE WALL

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>>129424550
>you might as well hold onto your balls and whimper as you shit your pants with the windows up and wait for the loudspeaker to explain the safari that is Lower West Side
MFW when reading that, my sides have caused 3rd impact

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>>129424652
>luv the sassy bantz from dispatch

>>129424656
It's the midwest, I'm in Cleveland and the drive to Detroit is only 3 hours. Chicago is a good 6+ and is in another time zone from me

>>129424563
usually 3 dispatchers covering diff channels. I've been told this audio feed covers most of the CPD channels instead of just one.

http://i.imgur.com/04DyN5t.gif

>>129424656
Yeah, that's a fair point. The country is freaking enormous. It's closer to the east but it's called the Midwest. Probably to outside people this is confusing now that I think about it

>>129424661
> t. Mexican feeling safe in a city full of Mexicans

we must send this one back

>>129424656
even Americans can't agree on what is the "Mid West", but all three cities would be concidered to be part of the Mid West

>>129424656
It's midwest region. It would take me about 18-19 hours to drive from San Antonio, Texas, to Chicongo.

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>>129424656
its the midwest but chicago is an anomaly, a first tier city in the middle of nothing

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>>129424522
Can't risk going that far south, La Migra might catch me. Bloomingdale police are bastards, can't get caught driving down Army Trail Rd. to get to Glen Ellyn Rd.

Truck of peace heard in background

is clevland from family guy a robert now?

>5 shots heard

who the fuck would steal a mini van?

>>129424550
This is spotty in a few places.

t. Comfy uptown robert

>>129424919
I'm white as shit. Imagine my surprise when I saw how many Spics were running around up there. At least I can shoot them here in Texas.

>>129424993
In America 100 years is a long time
In Europe 100 miles is a long distance

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>>129424993

Western & Iowa?
gunfire gettin' close to home

>>129424159
i cant make out whats happening

>>129425017
bloomingdale and carol stream are a bunch of pricks

>>129425120
stay safe robert, what DEFCOON you think you're ate?

>>129425135
Damn straight!!

texan's are so cringy

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>>129425019

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>>129425255

Anybody know who these bikers are supposed to be? Male blacks?

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>>129425245

>males are trying to bleach her clothing

>>129425177
>checked
DEFCON STATUS: comfy

Did I hear battery because someone's trying to bleach another person's clothing? Roberts pls confirm

>bleaching

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>>129425185
you may be a beaner but at least we can agree on this

> Bleach her clothing

>>129425305
http://chicagonakedride.com/

>>129425364
okay I wasn't the only one who heard that

>>129423161
>born in Ft. Worth
>now live south of Knoxville
can confirm

>>129425296
kek'd
saved

>>129425099
We have prohibitive gun laws in Chicago but this isnt bongistan

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>>129422907
940 checking these keys and checking this full moon of nigging!

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SOMEONE EXPLAIN

Why isn't it all Red?

We got a biter!

>Everybody okay over there?
>silence

DEEPLY NERVOUS

That was the most reluctant 10-4 I've ever heard

>>129425526
Whites and asians

slow dispatch is back!!

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>>129425006
Ah okay, yeah I think I understand now

Its getting on to 6AM here so I gotta call it, thanks for helping me get up to speed Roberts, will be sure to listen tomorrow

Shit seems to be heating up now, two and a half hours til' closing time.

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the st. louis one is down

>we got blood going up and down the alley
>3 shell casings
>more blood over there

>>129425526
containment zones?

>>129425630
Goodnight Robert

Shot in the neck. Get the forms ready.

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>>129425340
I'm close to the action, but at least I'm not living in the thick of it. Although I do have the unfortunate luck of having to drive on the Dan Ryan sometimes for work related shit.

sleep comfy robert

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>>129425656
can someone do one for Chicongo?
>muh windy city
>muh second city

>>129425881
Nig nog 500

>>129425856
i guess you could say hes being a "pain in the neck"

Hello Roberts, how are you? Not strolling through some neighborhoods tonight but it's good to see you fags.

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whats that count

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>>129425919
>muh hotdogs
>muh 6 gorillion arbitrary mustards

>>129425959
greetings familiar name---

>>129425959
good. headphones are fucking up tho

>>129425959
Evening, Robert.

New bread is baking - standby

>trying to commit suicide by hitting your head against the wall

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>>129425919
muh Bears and Bulls like in that SNL skit with Chris Farley and Michael Jordan

Suicide by wall

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>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>the march towards the inevitable backlog

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>CPD Dispatch Stream:
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago

>For Ambiance:
https://soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU [Embed] [Embed]

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BACK THE BLUE
>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
http://www.getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>Shootings Scoreboards:
http://heyjackass.com
http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/
http://chitownmugshots.com/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
http://homicides.suntimes.com/

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>Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: https://pastebin.com/pD418Eky

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>>129426045
so would he have on a Bulls or Cubs shirt?

>>129426143
posting is hard, isnt it?

>>129426143
Heads up Robert, this is the old bread

>>129426145
cubs probably

>>129426143
Did you mean to post that here, Robert?

>>129426143
what did he mean by this?

>>129426143
10-4 robert

>>129426145
Nig nogs only wear Sox apparel.

>throwing beer cans into the ally
sounds like hes just recycling

>>129426143
remove all those [Embed]s next time

>>129426406
no, let it continue into a line

>>129425919
>Muh cubbies
>Muh birthplace of house music
>Muh deep dish
>Festival season
>Goose Island/Revolution/Half Acre etc.
>Muh wind
>The Bean

NAKED BIKE RIDERS
2417 W HUBBARD

>>129426403
really? I did not know this

>>129426496
500 - 800 of them

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and make sure he has a bunch of bullet holes in him

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>>129426496
>NAKED BIKE RIDERS

Thought I was the only one that heard that.

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NEW BREAD, MIGRATE
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NEW BREAD

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MOVE MOVE MOVE

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SORRY FOR THE F UP ROBERTS
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MIGRATE
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