Brit/pol/ - Start fucking linking the previous edition already,

TAIGS OYT NOW

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>Labour supporters

>how much surrender do you want senpai?

Reminder that the election is over, so r/t_d should kindly fuck off.

REFUGEES IN
TORIES OUT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vvWPL6SSTs

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Conservatives will be unable to form a government.

Prepare for more elections.

What happened in Aveley then? Had to nip out for dinner with the pham

>tfw you voted DUP when it seems to have actually made a difference

All that time wasted voting for the cucked UUP, what a shame lads.

>>129372234
na, a band called taint

Which is the best tripfag?

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It's a wonderful, sunny summer's night britpol. Why are you spending it on here shitposting? Why aren't you spending it watching the sun go down while having a few drinks on the terrace of a swanky city centre bar while in the company of a lovely lady?

Also - following on from this - how bothered are you by the fact that lots of your friends and family members think you might be gay because of your lack of a gf?

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>>129372492
me

>>129372379
I'm pretty sure they would not approve of anime

They're putting cameras in our tinned food

They know what you're saying

>>129372356
>>129372308
>>129372416
>>129372465
Didnt realise Corbyn posted on /pol/

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>>129372308
>>129372356
>>129372416
>>129372465
>>129372509

you should try a vpn or something, you don't spread good propaganda by spamming useless shit over and over especially when everybody can see its only you mate

>>129372492
Rightly So made a lot of threads during the election/happenings

>>129372505
You'd better hope May's internet plan combined with the DUP don't find out you posted this, laddo.

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How would website age ratings work? I actually want to discuss this, would the guidelines for age rating websites be stricter or more lenient than movie guidelines?

DEPORT ALL GAYS, CATHOLICS, AND ETHNICS

Who do you think is most likely to be next Conservative leader (prime minister)?

>>129372272
i still don't get why the emia report on this, if 10 million people vote labour and 12 million vote tories and a 500,000 click on an online petition against the tories and 100 go and march it's normal and expected.
but the press report it as an amazing show of democracy when isntead you would expect 10% of people unhappy with the result to click a facebook link and 0.0001% to bother to go on a march.

>>129372492
Rimmer. He's a babe.

>>129372546
my irish family all think this guy is a retard

apparently he is just really fucking good at managing his public image and relationship with the press, but has basically no substance

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>>129372621
>you don't spread good propaganda by spamming useless shit over and over especially when everybody can see its only you mate

I do this with munchy boxes and no-one seems to care.

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>>129372610
JEW WHAT M8 ?

>>129372492

The hypothetical one who died suddenly and painfully before getting a chance to post

>>129372382
/pol/ lostall interest so I guess it wasn't a real happening.

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>>129372621
im not your mate. nothing like it :)

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>>129372379
>>129372551
ANIMEY ES SAYTANIC

>>129372655
Shut up Mohammed, you disgusting pile of vomit. Deport you.

>>129372630
He uses lad slang ironically too often.

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>>129372666
resurrect him

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MAY and the DUP are just like pepe

>>129372382

Panic over fuck all. Coupla cunts nicked a car using a knife and then crashed it, I think.

Lads my girlfriend has a really sweet lowish self esteem friend - blonde, blue eyes, cracking body and lovely personality. I'd have a crack at it myself if I was single, however she struggles with men for some reason and feels under pressure to find a boyfriend.

She has been harassed by a nigger over a number of years who has a reputation for being a fuckboy. My bird and others have warned her of this, yet a few days ago she went out on a date with him and kissed.

She is due to go to Singapore for a year abroad but his nigger is trying to convince her to stay in UK.

How can I prevent the blackening and ultimate heartbreak of this poor lass? Set her up with one of my mates asap? Most of my mates are bellends or taken.

>>129372492
Crumpet is my favourite, then Rightly So.

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>>129372666

>>129372505

Reported to the UIDF

>>129372492

Rightly SO is like a dependable father

But Rimmer is my internet gay lover boy

It's hard to decide

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dup senpai

>>129372880
you couldnt be any more of an obvious reditor if you tried, honestly

its pathetic, you are pathetic. you are a low energy house plant

>>129372788
>not recgonizing the condescendingly british use of the word "mate"

lad...

>>129372492
half of them have gone since the election

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>Dont you be going into Farmer Giles's wheat fields again, Theresa.
>I won't Daddy.

#Telling lies for over 50 years.

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jew are just like pepe goy

op is right

>>129372492

There's only really one tripfag that's annoying but that's because he's mentally ill and sockpuppets himself when he doesn't get attention.

Keeps getting reported though :^)

>>129372638
>tfw the DUP hijack May's internet firewall and use it to track down gays and catholics

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>>129372666
Mummy

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>>129373019

>>129372909

Just wait and have a good laugh when she's alone with three mutant toddlers and a whopping case of VD

>>129372707
Only because they haven't figured out the trigger programing hidden inside your seemingly benign munchy box posting.

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>>129372818
All good children go to heaven

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>>129372119
When will Corbyn be kicked out of his party?

>>129372909
Why would you want to prevent this woman from experience the pleasure of BBC?

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I REGRET ALL MY MUMMYPOSTING

I'VE FIGURED IT OUT

THERESA MAY IS A RAMPANT COAL BURNER

SHE FUCKS BLACK MEN ALL THE TIME AND HER HUSBAND WATCHES

SHE. IS. INTO. BESTIALITY. SHE FUCKING DESERVED TO LOSE

BURN THE COAL - PAY THE TOLL

FUCK YOU MUMMY!!!!!

>>129372909
>my girlfriends friend
it's you isn't it

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I'm bored already next election when?

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dup so based

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>>129372936
You evil cunt. Hands off Rimmer, he's mine. You can't even decide who is best so you don't deserve him.

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>>129373220
5 more years.

>>129372646
More strict. It's just a way to assign an internet id to each user to see who uses what.

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>>129373087

Too much makeup 2bh

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so based yo

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>>129372226

Nazis watch out

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>Dont you be driving anywhere near Farmer Giles's wheat fields, Theresa.
>I won't Daddy.

#Telling lies for over 50 years.

>>129373354
Do you ever contribute anything of value to threads other than spamming images with stupid filenames?

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>>129373287
hahahaha

havent got a clue do you

>>129372788

U Wot Mate?

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IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13156387
IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13156387
IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13156387
IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13156387

>>129372492
designated leftist or faux conservatives must die

>>129373479
I think it will last over the Summer then collapse over something.

Why does this one weird lad keep posting about DUP and Israel?

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Working on the pastebin updates.

As a note to the anon who was spassing out.

In american English
Britain == UK
Great Britain = The Island
British Isles = UK + Ireland.

I went to Londonderry once on a college trip.

We were given a tour by this Buddhist half Asian guy who claimed to be the best possible tour guide because he "had no bias".

Walked us around. Told us about throwing pennies on orange day or whatever. Full tour of the city.

End of the tour was at some friendship bridge between the catholic and protestant sides. Said that our parents couldn't have even visited here when they were our age, but that they are rebuilding. That people ride their bikes across the bridge and think nothing of what was once an unshakable divide. He said he had hope and was glad we were there to share in it with him.

3 hours after the IRA bombed the tourism center.

I couldn't stop laughing.

>>129373414
>>129373019
are either of these posts meant to be amusing?

>>129372492
Rimmer or Rightly So are the objective answers to that question.

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SHOULD I BOYS?

I wish lefties would just fuck off tbqh

>>129373610
newfag

>>129373631
No because it won't happen.

>>129373199
>PM of the UK and president of the USA have met a few times
Holy shit stop the presses

>>129373135
Ulsrealand?

>>129373631
When does Nige announce his next move?

>>129372119
It's nice to see the Corbyn shills have fucked off now the elections over

Dr Pam Spurr's sex advice show has just started on talkRADIO, always gives me a right boner

>>129373677
It ain't gonna be Nige. So who will it be?

>>129373667
YKTD was a faggot and Faux never shows up anymore. Pubes is cancer and Desert Fox died in a mysterious accident.

>>129373631
UKIP need to disband and a new party with new branding needs to take its place.

>>129373682
she doesnt even give her hubby that look, a look you would be autistic to not fucking recognize

>>129373565
It's Shami Chakrabati

>>129373631
Nige is getting some interviews going, he'll be back like Lazarus

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>>129373565
dup is op's and the other few shills and no life trolls guys, so based

based israel supporters yo

it takes their minds of the defeat they just had kek

>1/200 odds of tony blair being the next UKIP leader

>>129372465
Corbyn you lost get over it

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>>129373458
(((the guardian)))
She won, you lost. Get over it.

A post in the last thread got me thinking...

Is it true women who get pregnant in their late 30s/early 40s have a much higher risk of a spacker child?

>>129373281

I'm sorry lad, but it looks like Rimmer has led us into a love triangle, I didn't' know you felt the same way about him as I do.

>>129373924
no

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hows mummy op
kek

>>129373924
yes it is

>>129373565
He is a Paki. You can tell by his poor English.

>>129373924
yes

>>129373924
idk, how old was your mam when she had you?

>>129373803
Have you seen her husband
If your were her youd end up waiting anything that moves to fuck you

>>129373907
Surely you mean 200/1.

>>129373924
Yes, over 35 the risks increase exponentially.

>>129373924
maybe

DUP are all braindead. Congratulations.

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>>129373604
>are either of these posts meant to be amusing?
You and your edginess.

>be gay couple
>adopt 4 vegetables
>get a whole new house built for you courtesy of the license fee payers

What did the BBC mean by this?

>>129373565
Palestinian Diaspora, they are the most cancerous type of Arab.

>>129373764
>Pubes is cancer and Desert Fox died in a mysterious accident

And Meme Merchant died exploring online dating

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If she became Tory leader she would piss an election and send Corbyn packing.

>>129374032
probably, i dont do that much betting

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>Be Labour
>Thinking you're starting a revolution
>Cuck May and force the Tories into a minority government
>CorbynGonnaWinNowLol.jpeg
>Ghost of Ian Paisley awakens
>lol nope
>DUP cucks the Tories and by default the UK

Kek works in myserious ways

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>>129374106

>>129373788
That would be a terrible idea. It took years for UKIP to build up its credibility.

The sad thing is that all kinds of weirdos congregate to anything right of the tories.

I will however admit that they have become a victim of their own success in the last election.

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Quintessential JRM post.

>>129372848
The leader we needed, but didn't deserve

>>129374139
Well thanks to you kikes they're all diaspora now!!!!

#palestine4palestinians

>>129374174
The only reason she does so well is because Scots hate the SNP, and hate the idea of IndyRef2.

That wouldn't translate so well to the other three countries.

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Are the labour shills gone yet?

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>>129374209
Labour is finished. The left lost AGAIN.

>>129374209
TIME TO KEK THE WHOLE IRISH ISLES WITH BIG ANGLO COCK BASED MUMMY

>>129374262

>Mogg

Literally a lost time traveller

>>129373574
>In american English

American English is not Geography.

Great Britan is not the British isles any more than Mexico is the United states.

>>129374247
People vote for personalities and policies. A new party headed by someone like Nige would be a vote winner.

Look at that gimp Macron in France, he set up a party out of nowhere.

>>129372909
Burn a cross on the nigger's lawn

>>129374119
i was just wondering, i mean both of those posts were so spectacularly unfunny and nonsensical that i presumed you were being deliberately unfunny as a form of shitposting, since it would be embarrassing and pathetic if you actually thought you were being witty and on point

>>129373999
30

>>129374308
Are you kidding? Labour gained 30 seats.

>DUP take donation of £425000 from Constitutional Research Council
>Constitutional Research Council took donation on behalf of the DUP from former head of the Saudi Arabian intelligence agency, Prince Nawwaf bin Abdul Aziz
>Whole thing orchestrated by Scottish Conservative Richard Cook ceo of Constitutional Research Council
>cook Is also a prominent lobbyist for Conservative Friends of Israel.

This is all "fake news" right?

and what about Arlene Foster's "ash fro cash" scheme?

>>129373788
>>129373850
>The Lazarus Party
>Dedicated to the revival of a country
Nah, you know what, I'm keeping this one. Don't steal.

>>129374308
The DUP basically just slid their cock into the Tories' mouth and they thanked them for it.

Best timeline ever.

>>129374431
Geert Wilders gained seats as well, did he win?

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https://pastebin.com/nhTNFfMC

Updated Pastebin

>>129373087
I do like new mummy

>>129374454
Mine now boi

>>129374294
Winning 13 seats in Scotland would have been a remarkable feat for Labour; for the Tories it's achieving the unthinkable.

She has charisma, likability and seems like a fresh change to the usual older, dour, upper class Tory politicians people are used to. She'd definitely appeal to the younger crowd and going by the statistics of this election, that's someone the Tories are in dire need of ASAP.

>>129374159

He couldnt handle everyone knowing he likes to wank over his nan

>>129374539
Who dis grill

>>129374431
lib dems doubled their seats, i suppose they won too

corbyn went into this election saying he wanted a majority, now he is apparently satisfied with a thirty seat gain and not being in power

classic

>>129373220
September

>>129374382
What do you think of a tax on foreign home buyers to combat the ridiculous property prices. Londonistan is especially bad for this.

How the fuck do we fix this country's housing problem?!

>>129374480
but they're jewish affiliated

>>129374603
She can't run for leader though if she doesn't have a seat at Westminster.

>>129374352
Do you even read.

Great Britain is the island that England, Wales, and Scotland is located on.

British Isles is Great Britain plus Ireland and all the other smaller islands.

But Britain is the UK.

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>>129374613
Corbyn is an eternal loser. We got a Strong and Stable government with May. He would have given us a Coalition of Chaos and turned Britain into Venezuela 2.0.

>>129374327
The Tories are getting cucked by everyone, they're so weak it's pathetic.

>>129372119
> nah nah nah, Shut your clappit manch senpai.

>>129374452
they are the most corrupt fuckers going

northern direland costs £13 billion every year to pay for it's deficit

one in eight of the population is on disability benefit

now you've got (((dup))) cunts in number 10, great

>>129374612
Penny Mordaunt (MP) for Portsmouth North

>>129374680
>let hundreds of thousands of people in every year for the past 20 years
>don't build enough houses

Gee guys, how did we end up with a housing problem???

>>129374764
>effortlessly won the election
>weak
I think not.

>>129374613
you can't seriously be so ingorant as to the types of predictions labour were getting when the election was called. do yuo really live in a such a hermetically sealed echochamber?

>>129374539

Imagine her squatting over a pint glass, and filling it with steaming piss with a big head of foam on it, then handing it to you and telling you to drink it

I probably couln't drink the lot but I would try, it's the salt

>>129374695
>Muh Jews
Fuck off Corbyn

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>>129374699
>Hey kuffar, You want to break your fast down here?

TAIGS OYT NAY
DEED BAYBIES?
NARH ERN MY WERTCH
BAN EBERTION NAY

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independent.

cue mike read.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6ZDsUGiGqM

>Going to Amsterdam for 4 days soon

Am I fucked?

I'm pretty fucking worried actually..

>>129374262
>>129374347
>You will never be a servant in the Mogg Household in 1920

>>129374699
That's true.

I don't even like the Tories but I think she would make a good Prime Minister.

>>129374938
(((The Independent)))
FAKE NEWS
A
K
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N
E
W
S

>>129374938
>mike read.

Simon Bates (but they both used it)

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https://twitter.com/asabenn/status/873609136621051904

May out when?

>>129374938
fucking hell that's a shiny front door

>>129374606
>He couldnt handle everyone knowing he likes to wank over his nan

kek I forgot about that

>>129373584
Kek, underrated

>>129372909
>she went out on a date with him and kissed
She deserves everything she gets then

>>129374912
see>>129374452

>>129374950
have a smoke and a pannenkoeken for me lad.

>>129375018
Never. She is the only one strong enough to lead us.

>>129374920
What did he mean by this

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>>129374407
You do realise that not all people laugh at the same joke, and that what some may find funny other's may not. It doesn't make the joke any less funny, or do you think it does?

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>>129374431
They're not gonna be part of the coalition government.
They have no say.
Nothing.
They lose.
Good day, faggot!

>>129373631
9/2 is actually not bad value, I think his true price is about 3/1.

>>129374938
That a lot of gloss for a door.

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YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

>>129374823
Very noice

>>129375021
It's made from bullet and bomb proof fibreglass. It's basically built to stop peace trucks

>>129374974


Kek he does though, in that clip he looks like a lost time traveller asking for directions

>>129374938
Might write her a letter.

>>129375007

He said all this shit on Sky News. The Indy are just reporting it.

>>129373219
ayy

>>129372909
>She is due to go to Singapore for a year

Make her take me over there as well.

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>>129375182
NEVER SURRENDER

>>129374938
>waiting until someone knocks on the door and basically says "you can sling your hook"

isn't this exactly how hitchens described her?

>>129374950
Can you fuck their whores bareback over there?

>>129374606
>>129375032

What happened here?

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>>129374431
Woah woah woah
hol up
hol up

You're saying we still have a chance?

>>129374174
>lesbian
>conservative
Pick one and only one

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>>129373709
READY TO SERVE

>>129374817
are you implying that brit/pol/ is wrong about the DUP being the saviours of british politics and that brit/pol/ isn't pig ignorant as to the reality of these slimy fuckers??

next thing you'll be telling me that brit/pol/ is jumping to support them for no other reason than "muh liberal tears"

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>>129373565
Because DUP openly shills for Israel, even harder than conservatives here do, as is the case with most hardcore WASP parties. I'm not even a muh heritage potato nigger but you have to admit that Paisley was a cunt.

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>>129375200
Kinda surprised penny posting isn't a thing ..

>>129372492
rightly so's alright. he works hard for the collective, theres no question of that.

>>129373924
Yes, Downs risk increases greatly

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>>129374174
She is a Tory moderniser. She is good to win seats from Scotland but lets not pretend she wouldn't be cancer on the national level.

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>>129374347
Indeed he is.

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>>129375209
>It's made from bullet and bomb proof fibreglass. It's basically built to stop peace trucks

could we cover one of these in that stuff then provide a solution to those who have to walk through london?

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>>129372308
It's literally a reaction to all the Palestine memeing the IRA did during the troubles.

>>129375343
>tfw no mp waifu

In parliament, while you're not allow to call another member a liar, are you allowed to highlight deliberate contradictions they have made?

>>129375223
what kind of letter

>>129375209
and IRA Mortars!

>>129374174
Don't like that Scotch lad

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>>129375144
>May
>Strong

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THE ONLY TUNE

THAT I COULD PLAY

WAS FUCK THE POPE AND THE IRA

>>129375394
Where is he in this clip, it looks familiar?

>>129374735
>But Britain is the UK.

The Full name of the UK is the United Kingdom of Great Britain AND Northern Ireland. That's the whole reason it's called a United Kingdom.

Britain does not comprise Northern Ireland and is not the same thing as the UK.

Yes I can read and also understand British History and terminology.

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>>129375182
t. plastic paddy. If the irish had their way, Ulster would be filled with shitskins just like the rest of Ireland. The proddies are actually helping keep that island at least PARTIALLY uncucked, because NI is the most demographically homogeneous place in the entirety of the british isles.

I'm fucking catholic, but fuck the Taigs. The Irish are a bunch of marxist scum with a half-poo faggot for a leader.

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>>129374938
One of us

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>>129375517
Name one other person, aside from Donald Trump that could win an election without campaigning. That takes strength and charisma.

>>129375545
South Shields

>>129375601
>most demographically homogenous
>half are non native Irish

Wew

>>129375503
Doubt she would ever read it but saying to stay on, I honestly think if she goes the Tories will take the wrong message from this election and decide to pivot to the left hard on social issues like immigration or grammar schools because a lot of them seem to think that is why they lost.

>>129375342
your posts are falling on deaf ears.....unfortunately.

this is all going to blow up in May's face and cripple the conservatives.

we might actually get corbyn as PM at some point if the right don't start asking some pertinent questions about the DUP

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>>129375601
>

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is mummy may gonna arrest me

>>129374431
You started with a Tory government with a small majority, and ended up with a Tory government being propped up by right-wing death squads. If that's winning, I'd hate to see you lose.

You guys realize you could spam MUH JEWISH CONNECTIONS about literally everyone except neo-nazis right?

>>129372551
>not approve of anime
Engaged in eternal battle with the fenian.
Literally end every sentence with the English translation of 'desu'.
Parade around in anime-tier regalia.

They're the closest party to an anime you'll ever get.

>>129374452
The gibs the DUP are going to get for this will make Northern Ireland the new Qatar.

the DUP are literal terrorists

literal child murderers, and very open about it

cold hearted murderers, they arent BASED they're inbred psychopaths literally raised and bred through hatred

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Angry taxi driver , i'm surprised he's still around

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>>129375969
Hehe

>>129375969
>cold hearted murderers, they arent BASED they're inbred psychopaths literally raised and bred through hatred

Get used to it paddy, a potato genocide is coming.

>>129375887
>Neo-Nazis

Follow the money, (((They're))) behind it!!

>>129375969

t. IRA

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>>129374938
Why does Head Bong live in a shitty inner-city townhouse? I swear to christ, I had a better apartment than this shit when I was living in Philadelphia, for fucks sake.

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>ywn be this based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Fm0QOIw8nQ

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>>129372492
Rimmer obviously. Crumpet appeared out of nowhere to take a comfy second place though.

Rightly So is an incredibly helpful fella and I respect him for the amount of graft he puts in, but he's often a bit of a cunt when you actually talk to him.

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>>129376053
>all that salt
It's going to be a fun 5 years, lads.

>>129374613
An election called by the conservative party... and the conservative party loses 12 while their primary opponent gains 30? That's the definition of losing.

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>>129375969

>>129375969
Not really though lad

>>129375839

Probably not, to be honest.

>>129375969

And Sinn Féin isn't ?

come on m8

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>>129375969
>when you hate the british because of ethnic/religious differences so you go out of your way to import a bunch of foreigners of a different ethnicity and religion, but it's okay because they like to bomb little children too

>>129376071
It's a gigantic fucking mansion just made to look small. It's also slap bang in the middle of London making it worth more than an entire country's economy.

>>129375887
You can't even do it with them, the Israeli far-right have links to Neo-Nazi groups.

http://www.thenational.ae/thenationalconversation/comment/a-paradox-of-hate-extremist-israelis-ally-with-neo-nazis

>>129375488

I believe it's called "being economical with the truth."

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>>129375969
The IRA started it.

>>129376123
>Mr. Oats
Now there's a name I haven't seen for many a year

Channel 4 is literally disgusting

Have you seen the advert for the last leg?

Holy war is coming

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MUMMMMMMMY

DON'T YOU EVER, EVER FEEL SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO A BLACK MAN.

MY SWEET LITTLE GIRL ONLY LIKES WHITE MEN DO YOU HEAR ME

>>129375569
And what I am referring to is this.

When a american says "Britain" they are normally referring to the UK.

The Dictionary and political science dictionary accept Britain to be used both for the United Kingdom, and for the island of Great Britain. I have made it clear that when referring to Britain in the Pastebin I am using it as the UK.

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>>129376135
Labour lost. Theresa May is Prime Minister and Jeremy Corbyn will rot on his cuck bench until his party kicks him out.

>>129375854
labour gained more seats than any of the right-wing parties combined. Also, conservatives lost seats.

>>129376123
Mummy Middleton is tasty

>>129376199
Yeah, I know. But that's my point. Why do they make it look like some shitty townhouse?

>>129375969
>raised and bred through hatred
from where?

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>>129376071
They live there most of the time as it's really close to Parliament. But they also get to live in pic related.

>>129376123
>tfw I once pretended to be Rosa Luxemburg for weeks then she actually came back and had an autistic fit over it because she couldn't understand that anyone can just type in a name into the name section and it isn't protected

>>129376267
Summarise for me lad

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>>129375969
Well this is worth at least one Ian

>>129376333
Winner takes all here though, no points for artistic impression

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>>129375969
>the DUP are literal terrorists
>literal child murderers, and very open about it
>cold hearted murderers, they arent BASED they're inbred psychopaths literally raised and bred through hatred
Should get on fine with the Tories then, tbqh.

>>129376134
Yes I'm sure all the Tory MPs will support her and not try to oust her at the first opportunity.

It's like you don't know how politics work.

>>129374539
anyways - any glaring omissions?

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>>129376054

>>129373584 this is true... my m8 Sean worked in that tourist centre. It was full of hateful dykes and feminazis so he said.

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>>129376071
This is the home of head bong, burger.

Prime Minister also has a country residence called Chequers which is very comfy.

>>129374431
Absolute state of the left.

>>129376368
London townhouses aren't shitty. Everyone from UK knows that a townhouse that looks like that on the outside will be very nice inside.

Matter of perception I guess.

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>>129376413
Very cheeky

>>129376187
we had no blacks in ireland till the 1990s

they only showed up because of economic prosperity

uk has been getting culturally enriched by it's colonial commoncuckwealth for a lot longer time

and you can't talk 60% white yank
>>129376054
>>129376056
>>129376058
>>129376142
>>129376147
>>129376177
fuck off
>>129376240
wrong, unionists go home to your border between scotland and ireland

you're all descended from a people that was acting like niggers raiding everyone in south of scotland/north of england that they shipped you off to ulster by order from the king
>>129376466
ian nonced kids

>>129376053
FUCKING GITS

>>129376463
Honestly senpai it's best you don't watch it

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>>129372679
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>>129376123
>I like you too anon

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>>129374452
http://www.jpost.com/Diaspora/UK-Jewish-leader-Kingmaker-DUP-is-friend-of-the-community-and-Israel-496399

http://jewishnews.timesofisrael.com/dup-minority-government/

you boys are as dumb as a bag of hammers sometimes

>>129375462
It is, also the Ulstermen see themselves as a people under siege, hence they identify with the Israelis and Afrikaaners. You see Israeli flags at Rangers games (and England flags for that matter).

>>129376071
Not realizing 100 square meters of space in london is worth more then what most of us make in 5 years.

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>>129376071
>literally knows nothing about the history of 10 Downing St
>brags about his ignorance on a Mongolian throat singing forum
>is American

Gee, I'm surprised

>>129376741
Give me a rundown lad.

Channel 4

Owned by (((David Abraham)))

>>129376782
>claims to hate jews
>supports marxism
What did you mean by this?

>>129376709
>uk has been getting culturally enriched by it's colonial commoncuckwealth for a lot longer time
Only since the 60s really. Only twice as long as you, it's absolutely nothing to sit back and get comfortable about - death is coming for us all.

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Lets be fair lads

IRA - bunch of communist, pea-brained nigger-loving faggots
UDA - satanic zionist nonces

Just nuke Northern Ireland

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>>129375969
lol go pick my strawberries paddy

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>>129376709
>they only showed up because of economic prosperity

They don't just magically "show up". You're a relatively isolated island as furthest as could be from the middle east and africa. You don't have any borders with shitskin nations. You don't have any former colonies of shitskins. Ireland has literally no excuse for having any of these people, whatsoever.

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>>129376709

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=DUP+israel

>>129376967
>communist
>nigger lover

wrong, sinn fein might be for immigration to get the working class vote but republican sinn fein is against it and most ordinary republicans are against it as well

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>>129376803
this

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>>129375303
Good times