/CPD/ First of the Evening Edition

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>>129275413

Let the cooning commence.

>homeland security check

interesting

>>129275724

Probably some illegal, kek

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I have a good feeling about tonight

>people in the front of the house have a gun
>no other descriptive information

>>129276979

be sure to check your keys, Robert

For ambiance:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvUJsu5w8IU

>>129276979
It is Friday night after all (however I assume most of the offenders don't have jobs so I'm not sure what the weekend means to them)

>>129277473
It means drunk hipsters and the naieve

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>>129276979
I feel like tonight will be great too

>Rain clearing up in an hour, then none for the rest of the night

>A fullmoon

>Staying nice and mild at 60 degrees tonight

>Everyone just got paid 'cause it's friday

Shit is going to get violent tonight, I can feel it.

>Something fun to do while you monitor these threads: Go to facebook and go to the facebook live app. You can hover over Chicago and see all of the ghetto kids get into trouble in real time, because they are too stupid to NOT broadcast their fucking criminal activity

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING

>heat wave this weekend

OH. HELL. YES.

>Grandpa's drunk on his bike again lol

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>>129275413
>>129275501

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>>129277728
>fullmoon

I forgot about this. They will chimp fucking hard tonight. Statistically violent crimes spike on full moons, this has been proven.

>Gosh darn it
So moe...

What exactly is this?

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>>129278059
this is a thread for relaxing senpai

not really interested

>>129278332

Listening to the Chicago police scanner and hear about all of the coonery and other crimes that occur.

Do I go out on the balcony with a fine Virginia whiskey, cigars, and listen to the radio, /CPD/?

lmao drunk nigger exposing himself in american flag

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>>129278332
You sit back, relax, and listen to fucked up mini-happenings in one of America's worst cities from the comfort of your own home.

>pleasuring himself

The question is ambient music or not?

>>129278486

No. Donate your money to a holocaust museum instead.

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>>129278277

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>almost 2 hrs til RRH
>already a 1 hour backlog

hoooooooly shit

>headlight has been on for three days

That's some nigger tall tale.

>open bottle of liquor
>threatening to stab passengers

PARTY HARD

>"Did you say the lights have been on for three days squad?!"

topkek

>>129279352

It's also still raining. This is going to be a good night.

Get me that battery!

>>129279028
I wonder if the werenigger will make an appearance this evening...

shots fired

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have no fear, the rain ain't nuffin tonight

First time in /cpd/ lads, bring me up to spee

>>129279855

I still hope that Morloch nog will make another appearance. I'm actually going to be in the Chicago area the 4th weekend, I might try to pull people into sewers myself.

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>>129279956
Switch to Tomorrow layout and take this. Welcome aboard, Robert.

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>>129279956

>this fucking vietnamese dispatch

wat

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>>129279666
digits confirm

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>>129280055
That was the same weekend wasn't it? There is something (other than democrats) seriously wrong with that city.

>>129279956

Robert fights the evil Male Black every night. At times he is very close to catching him, only Male Black escapes and shoots up another hood blocks away.

Robert is in Valhalla. Robert lives for endless battle against Male Black. He can never win, as Male Black's secret weapon is Female Black, who pops out kids to collect gibs at an exponential rate. But he carries on, knowing in the end Chicago will fall before the horde.

>>129280311
God bless Robert

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>>129280311
>>129280091
>>129280068

I'm in love already fellas, I love your memes

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>dice game gone bad

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dice game gone bad

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>>129280555
Get comfy real robert hours start at 11EST

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>>129280749
WEW

>male
>middle eastern
>abandoned a backpack
>someone saw something and said something

well I'll be damned someone saw something, and said something

check your keys

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GODDAMNIT ADAM

>>129281122
digits confirm

something was sawn and somethin was said

>>129281122
I know sounds like a terrorist

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Check yo' partner's keys.

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>>129280845
>What you need is some chapstick and a set of trousers. Roll the dice, you ashy motherfucker, and let's start the game!

MENTAL
E
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T
A
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>found child

how many people get shot by cops in Chiraq every day?

>>129281954
Not many. A cop needs to be in serious danger to discharge his weapon, especially in a liberal hellhole like Chiraq. And even nigs are usually smart enough not to open fire on the police. They usually just kill each other

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http://heyjackass.com/

Check here for latest stats. Weekend Scoreboard should be up by midnight.

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>That didn't sound very convincing..."

>death investigation
.in the ER

>>129281486
And when I leave, come together like butt cheeks!

>not having a plan to kill youself

this person sounds like a faggo

>jose has been found

>>129282387
kek
>Loves his mother, loves PCP.

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>caller says she is the victim of a hate crime

SJWs please stop wasting Robert's time

>>129281954

The vast, vast majority of shootings are nog on nog or spics.

Kike Emmanuel has also cucked the police hard.

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>>129283111
kek
digits confirm

>Boy
>Adam
>Charlie
>Robert
>not even third shift yet

god damn CPD does not fuck around on full moon weekends

>>129280266
image saved, lol, can't wait till it gets real warm in the next week or two

>>129283111
>wut chu mean muh EBT don have no money?

>>129283346

What do Boy and Charlie denote?

>>129283477
daytime shifts

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>>129280555
remeber, you are listening to the end of a great American city broadcast live

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>>129283377
>>129283400
>>129283477
>>129283522
B L E S S E D

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>>129283530
>>129283530

>teen waving a hammer around
>refuses to leave

>>129281954
check heyjackass.com
CPD has only shot and killed 6 Nogs this year

>auto accident involving semi truck
>been on the board for 2 hours

bah gawd the city won't even make it to July 4th at this right

>>129283689
Is it a lone Hammer Sister?

>black female
>we need to check her blood sugar
uhh....whut? really?

>really need this amberlamps he's been fighting for 15 minutes

Christ is it really that bad, the cop has to make a second call for an ambulance?

>taking pictures with guns


Top fucking kek. How many days in a row now?

>>129284043
Such is life in the zone.

New listener here, whats all this about?

>male blacks in park shooting dice
>posing with guns, taking pictures
it's like they are not even worried about getting in trouble

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>>129284024
You mean this THICC Queen has the diabeetus?

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>>129284190
tune in and listen to the slow death of a once great American city
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

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>dice game
>guns
>"Git dat money up! Git dat money up!"

>>129284268
lol, the other night I was listening and Robert had a body removal request
>black female
>5'4"
>170 lbs
>17 y/o
I loled

CHECK

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>>129284190
welcome roberto

>puts a gun to a 10 year olds head

shieeet

>drunk guy put a gun to a man's head.

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>>129284205
Literally a Chappelle show sketch

>>129282052
>>129283225
>>129283693
That's surprising, I thought more gangbangers would have had shoot outs with the cops leading to them getting put down

>>129284612
Was he 10? I though she said 22

>>129284596
>assailant race
>almost all "unkown"
way to cook the books Rahm

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>>129284596
>>129284299

Thanks, this seems comffy as fuck.

AUTISTIC SON

OUR GUY

>missing high-risk male black autist

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>>129284835
ANON GO BACK HOME

No sacrificing yourself to male black. Not on my watch

>>129284677
dunno I thought I heard 10 year old son

>>129284673
They kill each other at a much higher rate than any Robert could

>>129284972
If the kid was 10 yrs old, that's super fucked up.

>>129275413
The best thread on pol.

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>>129284673
well, they don't always avoid Robert, from what I understand most of the Roberts are loath to shoot a feral pavement monkey because they might get thrown under the bus by Rahm. And listening to CPD dispatch, you know Robert is spread thin, so the ones doing dirt can be long gone before they show up, so no real risk to having to shoot it out with Robert.

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>>129275413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhkRQUtD_Jo

has male black yet to be neutralized?

>Person with a gun

>Male Spic with a mask

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>>129284750
>"unkown"

Robert knows.

>>129285616
>WLWT
oh god, this is where I live

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>that person missing from the group home call still on the board
>that was called in over an hour ago

>>129285765
it's triage on the calls. I guess a walking potato is not a priority

>just see if somebody's on fire

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>>129286067

>bangers infront of Walmart
>threatening customers
really? you got nothing better to do on a Friday night? I hope someone with a CCW blasts them

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evening Roberts
it's a fullish moon tonight, a Friday and fairly warm according to google. i hope you guys are ready for some extreme nogging

>>129285522
Awww shit I saw mask and thought Freddy Kruger Niqqa was back again

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>>129275413
bump. this is an amazing thread and i feel for these officers

lapadula?

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>>129286067
WHAT KIND OF WEAPONS HAVE THEY GOTTTTTTTT

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>>129285616
He always knows

>>129286321
I'll volunteer to shoot niggers. I have a CCW permit....where are they?

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>>129286528

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>>129286845
lol

>>129286845

best one

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>>129286845
Yo Quin!

G'evening Roberts. Keys checked and ready for RRH.

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A challenger appears.

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Random card I'm playing this evening.

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muh Walgreens

>>129287382
Probably stealing detergent again

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>>129287193

>machine gun
>another one has a handgun

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>>129287708
His sister....

>>129287580

When did A. Wyatt Mann draw those cartoons? Obviously coons haven't changed.

>>129287717
Not liking those odds unless they're both male black, in which case only bystanders will take a hit

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>>129287917
>>129287917


Life imitates art... these creatures are parodies of themselves at this point.

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>>129287895
dey uncle

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>>129288175

>>129288175
fuck I'm disappointed my last name isn't Sexwhale now

dispatch getting bitchy black woman

>ex boyfriend is upstairs with a knife

>>129288349
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x_CH3M4OJ0

>>129288453

I wonder how long the backlog will be in an hour?

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Real Robert hours commencing.

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SHIFT CHANGE

Brace yourselves for maximum comfy!

r e a d y

Not paying for pizza is a serious offense.

>gorillas pizza
>black male did not pay for his slice, but is wating it anyway

Male Black is making all kinds of noises

FOOT CHASE MOTHER FUCKERS!

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>>129290758

>>129290496

When aren't they?

Wagon up and rolling

>>129291297
Paddy or Meat variety?

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>>129285722
>check'd
Me too, anon, me too.

>>129292409
513 Tri County area

>>129292409

I lived in the city for awhile (Not Chimpcago ). I couldn't take the vibrancy after a few years. I moved to the edge of suburbs and do not miss the Niggerdom.

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>420
>Blaze it!

>>129293051
How can you survive without diversity, equality and justice?

>>129292549
Ayy, same here

>>129293051
I worked in downtown Cincy for about a month. That was long enough for me

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>>129293530

I just take life day by day. All I can do at this point. No buses full of niggers and violent crimes. It's hard but I manage.

>female black midget with a gun selling drugs
lol

>>129293051
>>129293702
I always hate going downtown, getting around is obnoxious and I'm always worried that I'll get harassed if I don't drive through fast enough. It's a shame, there's some cool stuff there.

>that 18th place
LOL that's 3 blocks away
I should go outside and visit it

>>129294182

Pulling out all of the stops tonight.

>first name Timothy
>normal spelling
What the hell other spelling is there? FFS

>>129294182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-PLh-iCvBc

>>129294854
Teemothee
Teighmotheigh
Tiemothie
Timothee
Timotheigh
Timothey
Timothi
Timothie
Timothy
Tymotheigh
Tymothy
>kek

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>>129294690
female black has been steppin' up her game lately. A fair amount of stick fighting and gun possession lately

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>>129294962

kek

So happy to not live near these savages. Robert is fighting the good fight.

>selling looseys in front of Wal-Mart

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>>129294885
>that 2 handed stab tho

>Male Black
>Cornrows with gold tips
>With a Gun

>>129295620
dreadies breh

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>>129294962
touche

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Why isn't there a live episode COPS every night of CPD?

>>129294962
5 star post, to be honest

>30 or more people refusing to leave the premises when asked by the employee
>person laying in the grass

>>129295763
Would watch. City needs money, cheer Robert on for doing his duty

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>>129275413

Robert Cop, the hero Chicago needs

>balcony on fire
>we're also getting a report that the roof is on fire

>person with a knife intoxicated, says Shaquita
>house balcony on fire
>the roof is on fire

THE ROOF
THE ROOF
THE ROOF IS ON FIRE

>>129296637
Hello, my name is Jimmie pop and I'm a dumb white guy.

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>>129296637
>>129296688
one fierce beer coaster is a good album

>>129296688
im not old or new but middle school
5th grade like junior high

>alejandra martinez got beaten up by the boyfriend

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>>129296906
>yfw hispanic dispatch rolled the R

>>129296861
I don't know mofo if y'all peeps be buggin' give props to my ho cause she all fly,

ATMs dont dispense 3k at a time

also niggers drive chrysler 300s

sounds like a niggerscam

How the fuck this bitch get 3 grand out of an ATM???? and then got robbed lol.

>just withdrew $3000 from the ATM
>got robbed

Why would you take that much money out of an ATM in the hood?

>>129297024
i lol'd

>>129289428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atELVQ9aVGw

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>>129295763
>>129296223
yeah, and maybe they could use the proceeds to issue every robert a bulletproof vest rather than making them pay for their own

>8-10 drug dealers with guns in the alley at Monticello
>male white going crazy on gf, might be on drugs

>might be on drugs

These niggers follow you from the atm...should be open season on these savages

>>129297236
At 10:00 in a jungle.

>>129297281
how much does one cost? not that i agree with them paying for it themselves, just curious.

>shackles needed

Robert
...Get the Shackles

>a live band is playing
>drums being played across the street at Grace

real rock hours

Nogs playing drums. gettin back to their Roots

>>129297281
Exactly. Really pathetic that the city can't provide that when so many firearms are being fired all night/day. Gimmies iz moar important!

Sounds like someone didn't go to work and is just banging the drum all day...

>>129297236

Buying drugs or throwing down at the strip club. Either way up to no good. ATMs don't usually dispense that much. Sounds like drug deal gone bad.

im tempted to listen to st. louis's police scanner
herd crime is bad there

Passed out in /cpd/ = dead

>>129297813
last night some niggers were nogging out there

https://youtu.be/QpK0YtGTe-U

i think its quiet tonight though

>>129297765
>that one Tyrone who didnt fall for the hip hop music and just wants to jam his heart out on a Friday night
>he probably doesn't have anyone to play with because everyone else is only listening to trap
i didnt come here to feel

>4 shots fired off Whipple

>>129297454
You can buy used military vests not too pricey. I'd want something with plates tho

>>129298082
plates>>>>kevlar

>>129298082
what do cops get paid in us?

>>129298162
depends on the city.
anywhere from 30k a year on up to 60-70k for a regular beat cop

>>129298052
keep on drummin, jamal

>>129298162
Small towns real low. They usually work local/state or local/sheriff to make up hrs.

>loud music
drummer man strikes again

>group of guys fighting
>guy videotaping it

WUUUUUURLSTAAAAR!

>>129298242
any other 'bonuses' like insurance or anything similar? i also need some context, how is that compared to working in a factory or mcdonnalds?

here the cops are paid a minimum wage + additions like working nights (20%) and working sundays and holidays (50-100%).

>a bag was removed that was covering a hole in the street
>it is very dangerous
>it costs more than 7 cents

>>129298657
Your money is feeding these people. Just remember

>>129298657
why do niggers always chant this when a fight breaks out?

>>129298693
They can usually freelance at businesses when off duty for double time pay. If they live in a high crime area they get extra for living there. they get some equipment pay for uniforms and what not.

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artist's rendering of the rogue drummer

>>129298693
Mcdonalds would be around 14-20k a year i think. factory work unskilled would be 20-28k. sometimes alot more depending on how dangerous or hard the work is.
skilled work like machining and stuff can pay 40-80k

>>129298833
Its every coons favorite website. Right after the gov welfare site

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>>129299050
why? should i check it out? what sort of niggery goes down there?

>>129298693
If working in a big city like nyc or Chicago, they can retire at an early age with a fat taxpayer funded pension. And as the other anon said there's plenty of "freelance" security gigs for a savvy cop.

this shit is fucking good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5_4pcUxu9E

>>129299245
cops around here will get gigs for 40 an hour to just stand around a waffle house during drunk hours

>large group of people fighting on the platform and train

>>129299121
all of the niggery goes there. all of it

>>129299247
I love Dance with the Dead, very similar vibe to Carpenter Brut

ROBERT RETURNS

>>129299121
Everything they could possibly film with their obama phones. "StupidNiggerVideos.com would be better, but must have been taken.

>>129299517
>niggerleaks.com

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IT'S
OFFICIALLY
REAL
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HOURS
WHO
T
F
UP
?!

>>129299691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7AXhl14fO0

>>129298693
I think they get to "retire" after 25 years on the force. So if you start your career early, you could be retired by ~45.

There is a catch however, many of the states offering these sorts of perks aren't actually funding the pensions. They haven't missed any payments yet, but their financial situation is so bad, it seems likely they will not be able to pay out all the pension money they owe.

>passed out in the bathroom

>male in his 20s passed out in the bathroom

F

>>129298870

I didn't think CPD gave their officers plates and plate carriers. I could be wrong. Steel plates and carrier should you abour $350 on the civilian market. Looks like most of the Roberts where the light weight stuff though.

id pass out after shitting too if i had to eat in chicago

>the dryer is on fire

>>129299619
The worst part is they're not even embarrassed. They imbrace it. If whites abandoned Chicago, (and ofcourse walled it off) I'm sure necklacing would be something that occurs everyday. And they'd find a way to make it worse.

Just checking my keys... how's Robert doing tonight?

>>129299925
I'm a bit drunk i fucked up a lot of spelling and left some words out.

>>129299925
most cops only wear lightweight vests. day in day out and plus chasing MALE BLACK all night. I doubt plates and heavy mil type vests are comfortable or practical

>shots fired on Ogden

what even is the white shit that comes out of pimples anyways?

>>129300111
...Embrace...jesus talking about niggers makes me post like one

>>129300308
random question robert. it's dirt and puss and the shit your body forms around it so it cant travel any further into your body.

>>129300308
cerebrospinal fluid

>>129300216

Eh if you work out with a weighted vest on, the steel plates in carriers aren't bad at all. The only downside is they are intractable and are probably not good for patrol duty. They can stop most rounds, there is light weight LVL 4 armor but it's expensive. Even then in some circumstances I'd rather have steel. LVL 4 soft shit will save you but you're facing broken bones. .

>...throwing gang signs, drinking and throwing bottles at passing cars

>>129300754
niggers nogging

>blonde intoxicated female white climbing on the median and fell over, about to get hit by cars

oohhh booyyyyy

>>129300691
Much rather smashed bones over some

holes.

>female hispanic in her 20s wearing a tank top going door to door thinking she lives in each home
>nogs climbing on a roof and throwing basketballs
>female black sleeping in the alley

>female black wanting sex in ally
this can only end well

[Whistles loudly]

>>129300308
Sebum, bacteria that grow out of control, and dead white blood cells that went in to control the infection.

>4 y/o calling about his parent(s)
>4-5 shots fired

>>129301176
>1 shot for each year
happy birthday

>drinking, smoking and talking loud
you mean drunk and yelling?

Warrant for being a useless nigger should be a thing. Clean that place up real quick

>>129301286
but then /cpd/ would be boring

>6 shots heard on west Adam

>>129300691
true but you have to account for mobility and the insane amount of shit they already carry.

>7-31 robert

>>129301315
Ha true. But we could all do something more productive. Hopefully...

>>129301518
id choose hanging out with you guys than being productive

>>129301212
dank

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>>129301641
10-4 Robert

>>129300914

Steel will stop .223 and 7.62. it won't be pleasant but it's heavy. Probably more of a military thing than LEO.

Any of you fellas got scanners/antennas for local stuff? BC125at and some SDR stuff here

>>129301737
what situation would a normal cop go up against someone with a 7.62 rifle? call the fucking swat

new thread when???

>>129301845
Fool. Robert is no "normal" cop.
Robert is a badass, key-checking motherfucker!

>3 male whites fighting in a lobby, they seem to be intoxicated

>>129301845
in a city probably very unlikely. country cops would be more likely to run into that kinda shit.

>smoking weed around a 3 y/o child
>teenagers out drinking

>>129301845
At any time, especially against male black.

>>129302031
I'm gonna bet on Black.

>1 shot fired at 92 and Justine (sp?)

>>129302089
i dont know one nigger that can afford an FAL or m-16

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ONE SHOT AH AH AH

>>129301845

La Raza?

>>129302169
Afford lol
MALE BLACk steals all his guns

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>>129301845

>>129302169
Obviously it was stolen. Or gang niggers

>>129302169
SKSs were pretty cheap last time i checked, which was years ago

pretty sure dispatch just said "7 gunshots"

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>>129302318
>SKS
>7.62

>>129302169
I've seen the webmd where they blow some coons head off with an ar, theyre out there

>group of 7 males blacks tried to carjack a female on Racine

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>7 Male Blacks
>Failed Car Jacking

SAD!

MALE BLACK steals a car, what a surprise

7 fuckin nogs tried to carjack a car. fuckin 7?? what are they ghetto clowns?

>>129302318

Wolf/Bear/Tula ammo is nig cheap too. SKS or they probably buy Serbian "Pistol" Zastavas

>7 basletball americans carjacking

>>129302440
yeah

>>129302501
how many niggers does it take to open a car door?

>>129302513
basketball*