Brit/pol/: Whoever wins we lose Edition

bagoina

>OFFICIAL EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138868
> OFFICIAL EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138868
> OFFICIAL EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138868
>OFFICIAL EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138868
> OFFICIAL EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138868
> OFFICIAL EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138868

Who "not voting because Torries are gay, Labour are cunts and UKIP are in shambles" here?

Who else is spoiling their ballot?

How long until polls close?

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>>129002755
NVEr FORGET

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>>129002828
voting green was spoiling it enough imo

>>129002863
10pm lad

>>129002864
Any source or proof on that? I'd like to use it to shitpost and pretend I care about the election.

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if corbyn wins, england becomes a warzone

Its getting a bit hectic in here.

Somebody make a NEW thread please.

>>129002970
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10055613/Labour-sent-out-search-parties-for-immigrants-Lord-Mandelson-admits.html

just been to the polls lads. i voted corbyn. theresa may has proven herself useless against the scourge of islamic terroir. labour will fix this.

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>>129003002
jokes

Just had a job interview. It was going really well until obviously the topic of politics came up. He asked me who I was voting for and I panicked and spluttered Ukip. He just looked at me for a couple of seconds and wrote something down in his notebook. Did I fuck up?

>>129003166

.... by ushering in shariah law.

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>>129002950
Thanks, bruv.

wanted to vote UKIP but didn't want to be branded a racist so I voted tory

CAN'T SWAY THE MAY
>>129003220
lol, I wish this were real.

>>129003220

FAKE AND GAY

>>129003220
nah, he just jotted down 'top lad' and underlined it twice

>>129003309
kek

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>>129003284

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/DeportAllUKJews/
>tfw Comrade Corbyn installs "Socialism in One Country"
>first actual National-Socialist leader in history
>most anti Semitic leader in British history
>Israel gets nuked
>Jews get sent to gulag
>all the (((banks))) get nationalised
>Britain becomes an industrial worker's paradise again

>>129002554
No UKIP candidate in my area so spoilt my ballot with UKIP scrawled across it lads

Daily reminder if you voted Tory or labour you are literal scum

>>129003418
You're wasting your effort.

Tory shills and newspapers have convinced/pol/tards that voting for the failed Home Secretary and another 5 years of austerity is a good idea.

Can't we just get a comfy sticky for today, what is this shit

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I just voted UKIP, lads.

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going to get an early night lads and wait for all this blow over.
cu tomo

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Haven't slept for 36 hours as it is. Don't think I'll make it through tonight.
>>129003605
I imagine there will be a sticky once polls close.

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Would UKIP have done better if Farage was still in charge of it?

>>129003606
Good lad.

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just took my daughter to the polls to show her the importance of democracy

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who here /allnighter/ ?

>>129003910
When she gets raped by Ahmed its on you

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>>129003926

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Just voted lads. Now to sit back and chill the fuck out.

>>129003858
Burger please go.

>>129003910
Ayy lmao.

So any tips for staying up all night? Coffee? Any particular food you recommend? Will it help if I try to get some kip this evening then wake up for 10?

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>>129003968

>>129003910
Dumb liberal bitch. She even has the option to vote for UKIP. I don't have a UKIP candidate in my area so had no other choice than to vote conservative. Not exactly pleased about that.

>>129003973
Who did you vote for?

>>129003910
That's a vote for the final nail in the coffin of this once great nation, you fool.

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>>129003968

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#strong & steady
#vote for May

>>129002685
Too tryhard. Ignore.

For those who have voted

http://www.strawpoll.me/13138826

>>129003910
Why is the Labour option on top? On my card it was Tories

>>129003910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaXVepEtCGg

>>129003858
Yeah it would have. I'm not even bothering to vote because Farage left and they've been passing leadership around like hot potatoes.

>shill threads acting pro-corbyn up on the board
Can't wait for 10pm

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>>129003973
Same, feelsgoodman

>>129004129
alphabetical innit

use ur noodle

Almost voted UKIP but I decided that it wasn't worth being labelled a racist. Voted tory instead.

>>129004016
Kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAOITDzehLo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAOITDzehLo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAOITDzehLo

Based Lindy has a new video out

>>129003910

>Mutant bug eyed freak child
>Parent voted labour

Why am I not surprised?

>>129004181
I voted ukip in Newcastle, and it won't make a difference obviously
But I have no idea about the candidate
I tried to find any sort of information about him
But he doesn't have any online presence
Tony Sanderson

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Reminder to smooth your buttocks and clear your mind.

Rolling sticky when?

Also limit it to UK IPs to avoid yank floodposting.

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>>129002685
>three votes for SNP

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>>129004141
Damn shame really. Sorry lads. Hang in there, best of luck.

>>129004181
good lad

>>129004129
Alphabetical by the surname of the candidate

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>Voting today

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Post dogs at polling stations.

>>129004211
>Tony Sanderson
Found a Hope not Hate article on him lmao

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>>129004096
The DNP didn't put anyone up in my constituency so I went UKIP. It was either that or write "MOSLEY" all over the card.

>>129003910
Why does her face look like a praying mantis

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>>129003910

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>>129004193

>>129004176
ah got it

im a retard

>>129004262
>no gf

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>>129004262
HE'S BACK

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>>129003910

>sudden urge to buy a playstation 1

>>129003910
nice jacket tbqh bruv

>>129004262
Hello YKTD
I miss you
Come back permanently

>>129004296
Manlet uprising when?

>>129004226
>best of luck.
We're fucked no matter who wins. When you had Trump he was a VERY clear case of "less of two evils"

Tories and Labour are both so fucking shit its hard to tell who is worse.

>>129004265
Well I can't argue with that spicanon, those certainly are dogs

>>129004262
Welcome back fag.

>>129004216
Stickies are laggy cancer. Brit/pol/ threads work fine as long as people aren't autistically thread splitting.

>>129004262
fat cunt

>>129004262
Are you the real one?

>>129003910

Fucking seriously the ayylmao faces in British people is no longer funny anymore what the fuck

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In The Air Tonight

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>this vote
>most important in a lifetime
>every vote
Pick three

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>>129004262
Is your gf voting too?

>>129004358
Just meant in general. Not in this election, but all future elections.

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>>129004185

>>129004380
the sticky attracts the plebs

brit/pol/ posters stay in a slow thread an put flag filters on

So my Labour mum drives my Tory nan to the polling station every election, but because she wants Corbyn she's said she'd refuse to do it unless she votes Labour this time. I was going to spoil my ballot, but might vote Tory just for this.

>>129002554
You guys looking forward to becoming communists when Corbyn wins?

>>129004262

areet grumpy guts

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>>129004380
>laggy
Are you browsing Brit/pol/ on a telegraph machine?

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Make the right choice lads

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Labour now up to 29% among brit/pol/

>giving (You)s to DKNY
How new are you cunts, the 'we miss YKTD' thing is a meme you're not supposed to actually fall for it

>>129004358
If you can't tell how much worse Corbyn is there is something wrong with you.

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https://twitter.com/MrHarryCole/status/872785909363748864

HAPPENING

Reminder to filter all Americans

>>129003910
how old is this shit

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That's it, I did it, I voted against the privatisation of the NHS!

I voted against the Tory kikes too!

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Who /notvotebecausetheweathersshiteandasafeseat/ here?

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>>129003926
going to sleep after Comey testifies then when I wake up the first few exit polls should be out

>>129004525
It's lefty/pol/

>>129004488
>I'll vote against my own interests for shitty anecdotal reasons

You people are the worst. Let me guess, you'll vote Tory just to spite me now? Grow up.

>>129004401
NO

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Some of these memes are pretty old.

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parents just come back, banging on about "corbyns gonna get in don't waste your vote"

i tell ya, this yougov tory fearmongering really does work on brits

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>>129004354
I don't know about you m8 but I'm ready to lynch some biggers right now!

>>129004526
I actually do miss him though

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>>129004536

>>129004488
>said she'd refuse to do it unless she votes Labour this time
Just get your nan to say yes, then vote tory since it's a secret ballot

>>129004588
You just can't be bothered you fat bastard! get out and vote UKIP.

>>129004262
Come back at 5am please

>>129004658
Fat, meek, republitard freak!

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>>129004625

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well lads I wasn't going to vote today but I went out to get my snacks for tonight and some bint with a labour sticker cut me up at the roundabout, so I thought I might as well cancel her vote out

Will the rain keep all the lefties inside?

can A N Y O N E here explain why you voted tory to me?

>>129004679
They don't even run here pham

Who got their #VotingShoes on?

I'm still undecided, not sure whether to go BNP or Greens.

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be sure to take a BLACK pen to the polling station. The form says if it's not in BLACK pen it won't be counted. Seen a few with only pencils which can be rubbed out & changed and is massif retarded.

>>129004726
They're not Labour

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>>129004711

my turnout prediction: 99%

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>>129004535

>Skinner still tries to enter the Commons and sit in "muh seat"

>>129004726
they're better then labour

>>129004755
>not sure whether to go BNP or Greens.
lol

>>129004757
Any pen is fine m8

can you vote without leaving your house

A friend of mine who I've known for a few years now, and who has always been a massive racist, and has always voted conservative and last night was telling me how important it is for him that they win, and now he just messaged me saying he wont be voting and that it "doesnt matter cus tory will win anyway" what the fuck does he mean by this?

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>>129004722
no

>>129003910
ayyy lmao

seriously what the fuck is up with British women and the ayylmao eyes? Is this sexual selection? Do British men have a boner for ayy lmao looking women?

>>129004726
i want to see how jahans reacts after getting a test injection they day the tories win

>>129004726
Better plans than Labour.

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>>129004723
>yfw thatcher 2.0 calls snap election
>yfw she drops the ball like a Parkinson sufferer in a greasy ball dropping factory
>yfw labour takes it from under here feet

probably should have came up with some non shit policies other than "uh...b-brexit?" before hand

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just voted for Jeremy "gas the kikes" Corbyn because the daily stormer endorsed him

>>129004710
>there are people who actually voted for millipede

>>129004808
Yes via postal, you already way too late.

>>129004808
Yes, go on twitter and type #Vote2017 followed by Labour.

>>129004779
If he loses his seat I am going to laugh so hard

>>129004779
>>129004535
That'd be a Portillo/Ed Balls moment

>>129004833
That's a Quadroon my friend, of course they're ugly as shit.

>>129004779

Skinner is considered a cunt in his constituency because he does nothing and is very lazy, I'd love to see him lose his seat, same with Tom Watson but that's a long shot.

>>129004808
You could've asked the government to take your vote through the post.

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>>129002522 (You) #
Ah fucking phoneposting is shit. DIdnt mean to reply to you lad, sorry about that

>>129001286

>>129004726
I'm in a Labour safe seat that's been that way for 35 years and the incumbent is an insufferable Blair apologist who voted in favour of just about every war in the last two decades, again the inquiry into the Iraq war and against A50 despite the constituency voting Leave

In 2015, her majority was shy of 2000 and the tories are projected by most models to flip it this year

A vote for literally anyone else was a vote for Labour

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just voted labour

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BUT I WANT MY STUDENT DEBT CLEAREDDDDD FOR FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>129003910
ayy lmao

>>129004889

No it wouldn't, Portillo / Ed Balls moments are when ministers / shadow ministers lose their seats.

>>129002554

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/797682/boris-johnson-theresa-may-general-election-2017

I'm not Tory supporter let alone British but I'd vote for BoJo, he seems like the British Trump (at least personality wise)

>>129004726
I didn't.

Can someone explain to me why people around the age of 18-20 seem to be 99.99% for Labour? My shitbook feed is blowing up with young retards proclaiming their love for Corbyn

Just back from voting, some totally useless turnout data:

>2015 GE - 1 other voter in the polling place
>2016 EU - No other voters
>2017 Council - 4 Other voters
>Today - 3 Other voters

>>129002554
Scotcuck here just voted Tory. The only 4 parties on the ballot were SNP, Labour, LibDem, and Tory.

>>129004808
Hand your postal vote to the beta-fag postman when he comes past and ask him to post it. Too late now though.

>>129004909

whereabouts? im in the same boat but the lib dems look like they'll swing it here if anybody will (kek)

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>>129004808
Postal but you missed it you worthless animal.

>>129004296
>Manlets when will they le-

>>129004970
Virtue signalling and state/social media brainwashing

>>129004941
His personality is nothing like Trump.

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>>129004808
postal vote fellow chum. I have the sperg & get really bad anxiety jew when outside so I made sure to register for postal vote.

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>>129004970
>Blair in charge of education

>>129004830
Sounds like he thinks the tories are going to win the election so his vote doesn't matter.

>>129004970
all they think about is uni, so all they hear is "jezza will pay for your student debt!" and wank eachother off over the NHS

>>129004970
Because they're young stupid and selfish.

>>129004978
survation here, we'll take this into account

>>129004937
Speaking of, what are the chances of Rudd and Hunt losing their seats?

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>>129004193

>>129004723
>People in siberia
>Having those people brown

>>129004970
Never lived through a Labour Government

>>129005013
Bridgend. South Wales, M4 corridor

>>129004930
> tfw unironically believe that the current tuition fee system is the best

The arts subsidise the sciences. The loans are generous and forgiving. Collectivist approach means it doesn't cause conflict between students

>>129004978
Yeah my Polling Station was the busiest I've ever seen it. Full of old people though and it's a Tory safe seat.

>>129004970
Shy tories

>>129004970
Because Facebook and social media has been targeted with an intense propoganda campaign for the last couple of months
It's got crazy over here in student land

>>129004726
4chan is shit and the tories are the only party brave enough to call for it to be banned

>>129004391
no

>>129004262
fake

>>129004970
Too young to understand how dire the economy will be under Corbyn. Also everyone starts off left wing and only become right wing as they grow up. Most 18-20 year olds haven't grown up yet so they believe in lefty ideology.

>>129004907
well, can you tell?

>>129004930
REEEEEEE WHY DID EVERY CUNT IN PARLIAMENT NOW HAVE A GRANT RRREEEEEEEE DONT PULL THE LADDER UP YOU SELFISH CUNTS

>>129005033
>British man afraid to go outside in God's country

sad state of affairs honestly

Reminder to vote UKIP, the best of a bad bunch. Even just one UKIP seat means a full Brexit voice in Parliament uncowed by Tory whips.

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Voted ukip lads

Feels good. I have a clean conscience for all the future Muslim terror that is going to hit this country like a Tory cock hitting the back of a dead pigs throat.

Long live the nuttenreich

>>129002554

Bump

>>129005093
this

>>129005131
mate nowadays its 18-35 year olds

>>129005145
It's already over.

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>>129004833
>British women
>pic is of mystery meat
Wojciech please go

okay

you know what?

i'm... curious

can ANYone in this ITT

just like a SINGLE person, EXPLAIN to me

WHY exactly you think should shouldn't be paying for my american studies degree?

go ahead lovies, i'll wait. i know this one'll take you a while to justify

>>129003910
Ayyy

>>129005062

Zero

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>>129005067
>siberians

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>>129005153
>Feels good. I have a clean conscience for all the future Muslim terror that is going to hit this country like a Tory cock hitting the back of a dead pigs throat.

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>>129004726

(1) £30 bet on tories
(2) Corbyn is a mentalist who just looks like a nice grandad
(3) Most of his cabinet are even worse

>>129004641
Can you imagine being Warrick Davis here? You're the manlet among manlets.

Bloke on the right looks like a tiny version of the unfunny bloke on the BBC who does I'm not going out

Post your best election night memes lads

>>129005132
I like to think I can, but there's no way of telling. The most autistic voters wearing Assassins creed merch are almost certainly Labourkeks.

Man came in earlier with a fedora, wearing a bin bag as a fucking dress, smelled like fucking gabbage. Told me that he 'pledged allegiance to Commissar Corbyn! XD'

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Canabis discusion on radio 2 with Hitchens

>this is not to be confused with any of the other recent terrorist attacks

Am I the only one who thinks it's funny that they need to say this?

>>129005198
No one is consciously paying for your degree, it's the government that decides where taxpayer money goes.

>>129005198
>american studies
So one side of A4?

Just voted UKIP lads. When they asked me my house number to confirm my identity, I couldn't remember it. Moved house last September and got mixed up which was which. I went 'uh 8 or 10'. Looked a right fucking spastic. You lot would have been proud.

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>>129005153
>the nazi salute
based

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Is it over for Olney?

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>>129005153
HAIL VICTORY

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>>129005145
Busy public places are a no go. I can wonder the mountains for days no problem though, I live in the Lake District it's the purest of God's country chum.

>>129005198
>that spelling and grammar

will you even pass it?

Just had the sharia patrol knocking on my door again lads

told me if i didn't vote labour they would cut me up

wtf do i do?

>>129005131
Doubtful this is going to keep being the case, there is less opportunity and society is pitted against the young now than for the older "ME" generations. They will just be remembered as the selfish older generation

>>129005198
That money could be better spent giving a refugee family a nice home.

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>>129005287
>CANNABIS CAUSES GENOCIDES AND PAEDPHILIA

>No, Hitchnes it doesn't

>FUCKING IMMORAL WW2, CHRUICHILL FUCKING DIANA

>Got postal vote
>Didn't send it in

Oh no, my Tory strong hold will have 1 less UKIP vote. Whatever will I do with my life knowing my freedoms are fucked, my country is fucked and the collapse is all that can possibly save us. I should have voted even thought I don't believe in democracy and know it's just a circus that prevents real change from happening.

>>129005368
Fuck 'em right in the pussy.

>>129005316
Spent the last month practising saying my house number. There was a qt at the polling station and it went flawlessly. We're going to make it brahs.

>>129005324
10K Lettersin 48Hrs

lmao nice bullshit there

>>129005355
that's alright then.

>>129005303
>A4
yurotrash measurement

>>129005153
>Feels good. I have a clean conscience for all the future Muslim terror

this, my parents really should be ukip voters but they fall hard for the "corbyns gonna get in" tory memes

i can't bring myself to vote for tories or labour, i have something called morals and honour

>>129004970

They're idealistic and know sod all about adult life. I was a lefty as a teen, but grew out of it as I stepped into the real world.

my landlord Mr Goldbergstein told me to vote Tory or I'll be homeless, and he knows which way I'll vote

bit worried lads

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I don't read The Sun, but I love that it exists purely because it really does just wind the right people up.

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>>129005368
Impossible if they have a life they already binned that knife.

>>129005280
the quiet autistic 20 year olds are almost certainly Tories

>>129005464
Tactical voting is a forced meme

Need growing stronger Y May meme lads ASAP, kikebook friends need redpilling

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>>129005446

>>129004978
How old were the people there?

Iftar will have a culinary speciality today. Britbongs will be breaking ramadan fast with corbynist tears.

>>129004902

>Does nothing and is very lazy
>He is known for his left-wing views[2] and for never missing a Commons session.

>>129005438
As in, 10000 total, each one answered inside 48 hours since he got elected

>>129005432
caught me off guard lad, they didn't ask last time. Managed to pull it off though

Got £100 on Tory majojrity. 2/9. Glad I waited for the polls to tighten, it was 1/10 2 weeks ago.

Also £50 on Tories getting over 355.5 seats at 5/6.

Anyone else got a punt on?

>>129005478
He's right if I was your landlord I would of kicked your ass out for less

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>>129005515

>>129005438
I means 10,000 letters were answered within 48 hours of receiving them, not 10,000 letters answered in the same 48 hours

You utter mongoloid

>>129005405
You can hand a postal vote into the polling station m8

>>129005438
not sure if retarded or

>>129005587
>would of
think I can tell why you're not a landlord

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>>129005368
Oi you dirty kuffar we told you not to grass!

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>>129005190
eyes far apart is definitely a British thing m8

>>129005488

>Purposefully destroys shop merchandise

Someone report her to the police

>>129005583
Want too but got to much of a pussy for that

>>129005592
Star m8

>>129005515
>stronker and stabler

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>Youre just in time to see May have a huge temper tantrum because she'll be losing to Based Corbyn

This is why Britain will always be the best European country.

Well I voted lads. No UKIP candidate in my area so I voted Cons for the second time. Voted UKIP last election but I like May's stance on grammar schools and it's clear Corbyn would immediately bow down and such Macron's macaroni for Brexit. I know May isn't perfect, but this was a pretty obvious decision with UKIP out of the equation. Only had Lib Dems and Greens besides the main two.

Hope you all voted for based Corbyn this morning lads and minimised the Tory majority.

>voting for neo-liberal hyper-Globalists
>voting for the party that has presided over the highest rates of immigration in recorded history
>voting for the kike infested party that continues to prop up and arm the Saudi regime
>voting for a woman who wants a larger mandate just so she can soften Brexit
>voting for a leader with on-record support for Sharia law
>voting for a leader who will shut this place down

>>129004623
You know, honestly, speaking honestly, as an honest man, to be perfectly honest, I was gonna vote Labour but your snide tone just, honestly, makes me want to vote Tory.
So I'm going to vote Tory just to annoy you, to be honest.

I decided to record the new Scruton as linked in:

>>129001675

So those who had time to listen but not to read could hear it. I'm not quite sure why, but it struck me as a sensible idea at the time:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EERs3BPkzr

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NOW HEAR THIS!

IMPORTANT VIDEO LADS!

ALL WATCH AND PUT IN OP FROM NOW ON!

https://youtu.be/Z8ZiiHYHtdE

>>129005198
Should have taken a course in English, matey.

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hmmm

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>>129005515

>drunk at 1:30

>>129005735
>voting for a senile commie

>>129005735
shill.

>>129005515
>may
>redpilled
lmao

>>129005713
Going to have to delet that image m8

VOTAIL UKIP

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Just got back from the polling station, wrote TRAITORS along the voting margin because there's no UKIP candidate.

Who else here /spoilttheirballot/?

>>129005716
May is Hilary Clinton in this election but British voter are somehow more easily fooled than American voters.

>>129005735
Fuck off. I voted for UKIP.

>>129005583
Get your post election bets in before the exit poll. I have a tenner on Nick Clegg being next leader at 16/1

>>129005488
THEY SHOW THEY'RE TRUE COLOURS

>Just because Corbins a Socialist doesn't mean he is like Hitle-

Literally Nazi Tier

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Remember to vote Labour comrades

What are some good ways to spoil your ballot lads?

How can any of you vote for the tories considering May's snooper charter bullshit, and general cracking down on porn?

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>>129005488

>work for £5.50 an hour from 6am
>some nutter comes in with turquoise hair and starts scratching at the newspapers with her bumblebee acrylic nails
>can't be fucked to say anything
>she walks out with a big fucking grin on her face

>>129005766
>fat
Average britfag citizen I see.

>>129005798
>voting for Theresa "Sharaia Law Now" May

She's just like Trump in terms of flip-flopping on everything she promises.

>>129005735
this

>>129005637
Fine 'would have'

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weather

in the garden

just voted Leave lads

>>129005872
I support those things because I'm not a childish Libertarian.

>>129005753
good lad

>>129005827
Here

Very strong Labour safe seat with no chance of it changing and my only other options were a Con fuccboi, LibDem granny or a batshit insane Green lady.

Don't mind me just practising for tomorrow

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LABOUR BTFO HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>129005033

I've never seen a more relatable meme in my life

>>129005807
What was wrong with what he said? Kill yourself on the way back to >>>/c/chq

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>>129005718
UKIP aren't standing candidates in constituencies with pro-Brexit Tories, you must have a full meme Tory MP lad.

I voted UKIP but marked the box with a swastika
My vote will still count right ?

I've got two hours to convince my indie friend not to vote Labour

>>129005885
ha, surprising to see you here lad

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>>129005940
>>129005935
BASED SLEEPER AGENT

>>129005935
>>129005940

kek

>>129005940
Knew you were a plant all along, lad.

>>129005935
>>129005940
kek

>>129005958
tell him labour hates LGBT rights

>>129005954
>defending a shill
Kill yourself on the way back to r/LabourUK

>>129005940
lol

>>129003910
AYYYYYYY LMAOOOOOOOO

>>129005599
>>129005633
not clarified you retarded mongs

>>129005940
based Commisar

>>129005519
there were only 3 others at my one, a middle aged couple and their probably 18-19 year old daughter. speaking some other language but heard "conservatives" come out the dad's lips multiple times lel

>>129005872
I'd rather have to put on a proxy to have a wank than have to put on a stab vest and burkha to leave the house

>>129005718
Had the same thing going on here.

My MP is Phillip Davies, though, so I have no reservations giving him my vote.

>>129005956
nah he was Remain, I don't know why there's no UKIP candidate here, but whatever. I'm fine with this, I would guess my MP generically is behind Brexit now.

>>129005872
Porn is degenerate

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>>129005899
>Checks flag
Kill yourself

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Is Jayda /ourslag/ lads? Britain first seem pretty redpilled

Can I vote with a heavy black marker?

>>129005934
Good lad. UKIP say they're stepping down for 'good Tories' but there's no such thing. All Tories are scum.

>>129006052
>leave the house
What's this nonsense then?

>>129005735
Voting for a man that would use weapons to take out Isis leaders, wouldn't use nukes, none of his own beliefs in the party manifesto
Should I go on anon?

Just cast my vote for a #green future

#hopenothate
#brightonstudents
#nottobrexit

>>129005865
>tfw Cuckbyn wins and solves the JQ
in sha allah