brit/pol - Trust in May! Forget the last 3 attacks Editon

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THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhKn46XVdVw

first for write in tony blair

May will win

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>trusting Labour on security

Reminder Sadiq Khan has ensured £1.8m of goverment spending to online hate crime

Is there any point in voting if you're in a safe seat?

I bet Corbyn voted Lib Dem

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CRY MORE TORY TORY TORY BOYS

YOU SO SALTY

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Post your best 2015 (or current) election memes

>yougov

>Trust in May! Forget the last 3 attacks
hahahaha no
Vote Corbyn!

>>128994003
Her husband looks like such a cuck

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What the fuck..? Is this true?

I was going to vote Labour but then I read this...

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFOoRAp5QtM

>>128994050
>bird people
JAPAN HAS GONE TOO FAR

NUKE THEM

Just cut myself shaving lads. Bloody hurts

>>128994092
Yes

To defeat the 'Labour vote share' meme. Doesn't matter who you vote for, just go out and add to the not-Labour tally.

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>>128994003

Crisis Girl spotted in Manchester. It was a hoax!

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>>128994131

other than milkman this one has been worthless for memes

I live in Brighton lads, who should I vote for?

Epstein'a Coffee Donuts desu

>>128994116
4% lead


LABOURPAKIS BTFO

>>128994092
Yeah, it sends a message. And the cliche "what if everyone thought that" is true.
I think I`m in a Labour Seat but I voted Tory, I cant just let them win comfily

>Labour safe seat
>UKIP not even trying

So it's get shot or get stabbed, nice options

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>>128994086

>Trusting 3 terror attacks in 3 months May on security

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>>128994162
>mountain jew
Gib mountain shekels.

>>128994086
>uniroically trusting the tories

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>>128994111
>>128994222
>tfw getting trips twice in one thread

Commited a hate crime today lads, beat the shit out this half cast nigger because he didnt vote UKIP

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Times

>>128994092
yes, influence the tories by voting UKIP

Just voted Tory and I feel dirty

>>128994206
Put some aftershave on to close up the wound.

>>128994222
Owen Jones.

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>>128994211

She can't keep getting away with it!

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LADS

FUCKING SHOULD I?

>>128994286

That's shame m9, it's because you pussied out AGAIN

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Should i got and vote in my pajamas.

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>>128994222
>tfw I live in Hove.

>>128994324
Labour will get just over 200 desu.

>>128994324
>>128994324

wow £50 billy big bollocks

>>128994184
Yes. Putting. Full. Stops. After. Every. Word. Makes. Your. Argument. More. Likely. To. Be. Believed. It's. Almost. As. Effective. As. Clapping. Emojis.

She probably endorses milk makes because they go on about muh 48% more

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Morning lads, everyone up for the big one? Long day ahead should be a corker

>>128994335
stop by the barbers on your way.

>>128994324
both shit bets

>>128994335
Yeah and getting fucking haircut on the way you nonce.

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>YouGov

>>128994222
green
surge

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>>128994270
>"Lib dem fightback starts now"

>Corbyn proposes a "Robin Hood" tax
>Labour predicted to easily hold nottingham

it makes too uch sense

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A vote for LibDems is a vote for prison milk.

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So what is the actual chance of mummy may's police state becoming a reality boys?

>woke up early and couldn't get back to sleep because I was so excited

>live in north Lincolnshire
>every candidate is uglier than the last
Can't wait to leave this hellhole

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I miss them. :(

>>128994116
How bovine a population need to be to fall for the "free shit" meme.

>>128994386
Got up at 4.30 this morning lad

Get in from work about 5, kip for 5 hours, up for the all nighter as polls close

Even made a quick tactical stop at Sainsbury's on my way in to buy doughnuts, sausage rolls and red bull

>>128994498
Literally zero, it's a shill fear mongering tactic.

HELP LADS

>>128993824
>>128993824
>>128993824
>>128993824
>>128993824

>post yfw Labour lose and you start salt mining on Facebook

My buttocks are smooth.

My mind is clear.

Vote UKIP.

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This is my UKIP MP.... wtf??

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https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/872593361861058560

>Nate Silver
When will he learn?

>>128994521
They were simpler times, anon.

>>128994571
>not making your post in brit/pol/
>make separate thread because youre an attention seeking sugar addicted teenager
fuck off

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>>128994222
Difficult to say. Not sure it's going to have much of an impact either way. Tories if feeling sensible, UKIP for the keks.

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Voting Tory

>>128994594
Was a lib dem and crossed the floor. Not a good sign..

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Guess who was spotted at Greggs this morning lads.

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>>128994131

I voted Labour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEoxGJ79PMs

>>128994606

>everyone on the train clapped

>>128994640
weeblet

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>>128994368
Don't. Take... The. Piss.

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>Scottish
>live in majority SNP area
>me and my gf are traditional minded
>don't like independence anymore since we're out of the EU and we didn't know brexit would happen
>don't want to vote SNP, but the vote will be SNP
>hate labour ever since the Rotherham scandal MPs wouldn't report concerns
who do I vote for??

How many people have May's police cuts killed. How many more is enough of this May madness?

>>128994594
you sure this isn't one of those pranks and thats David Walliams in makeup?

>>128994335
Is this a scene from Withnail and I?

>>128994683

>we're going to lose but imagine their faces if we won haha

fiery stuff

>>128994760
>How many people have May's police cuts killed
zero

>>128994746
Ukip or spoil

>>128994746
Tories lad, obviously. They're set to make half a dozen gains in Scotland, you might be in one of them

>>128994355
Underrated picture

>>128994746
Scottish conservatives and unionists party

Going to watch the results come in from my local Conservative club with a bottle of brandy and a cigar

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>>128994828
Come to Sunny Brighton, see the wonders that a Green MP and Green-led council can do for your town.

just got back from voting, worrying scenes. I live in a safe tory seat but ive never seen it so busy, loads of people voting labour it seems (lots of signs outside and in their cars and stuff)

Also the guy on the door had a vote labour rosette on, is that even allowed?

>>128994261
Hope this is LARPing but if not hope you get your teeth smashed in.

Starting fights over someone using their only scrap of agency in this democracy is nigger tier. Even if you don't like his choice, you only have yourself to blame for not being able to bring him round to your way of thinking.

Well done for being the biggest faggot on this board.

Voted Ukip as my current tory MP is a useless foreign toff who has done nothing to improve the area.

>>128994746
Tories, show sturgeon shes losing support by mismanaging the country.

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Votáil Sinn Féin!

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>>128994003
ALL THE POLLS WERE WRONG!

Whoever wins, I can't wait for the butthurt on twitter.

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>female vegan friend says she's voting green
>"why?"
>"for the environment"
>tell her "voting green is literally a waste of paper"
>hasn't spoke to me in 2 days
RUH ROH

>>128994906
you have to go back

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>>128994906
This is you lad.

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>>128994920
TAIGS OUT!

>>128994536
Good lad, fully prepared like it

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>>128994003
about vote lads. who should i vote for?

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>>128994920

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>>128994938
>being friends with communists

>>128994938
Why is allways vegans who are shitters? Is it the food they eat?

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>>128994921
NSDAP SURGE!

>>128994921
Will any election anywhere ever top the entertainment that was the Republican Primaries?

>>128994901
No. Contact the Electoral Commission

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Risetto.

>>128994938
Kek

https://twitter.com/simoncouscous/status/872743571358707712

Why are lefties so triggered about The Sun and Daily Mail?

>tfw my friend messed up his flight from Scotland and won't make it down in time to vote
>tfw he would have voted lib dem
>tfw i'm voting Tory
:^)

>>128994901

That isnt on at all
Should report him lad
Voter intimidation or some shite

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>>128994938

>>128995022
Nice lupins. Vote UKIP if you can, vote Tory if it's more likely to help Labour die.

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>>128995022
Do what she would have wanted

>>128995075
>Buy the Sun
>#dontbuythesun

lmao

>>128994261
Were you in Greggs ?

>>128994820
>>128994829
>>128994918
cheers boays

>>128995046
I live in Scotland mate. You want me to have no pals?

>>128994906
>le marketplace of ideas xD

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Gonna go vote and take a stroll around the nature reserve. Seeing all those Labour cunts honestly thinking they'll win and spewing bile has really motivated me.

>>128994498
It already is.

>>128995101
Are they implying Jo Cox died in the name of democracy?

>>128994222
Yeah ukip. Show the green idiots their views are not consensus, and that free shit isn't actually free.

>>128995082
>>128995056

He was taking down the number from my polling card (why do they need this exactly, seems you don't need your poll card to vote, never understood)

He seemed quite nice like
>whoever your voting for, its nice to see young people turning out
although by saying that he is trying to make me want to vote for labour ig by seeming nice

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>>128994920
KILL ALL TAIGS

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>>128995101
>her seat goes blue

>>128994906
t nigger, gonna have to beat the fuck out of you now

>>128995157

WITH NOT A SINGLE BULLET FIRED

>>128994431
Removing the yougov result gives an increase of the mean to 82. That would put the yougov result 128 seats away from the mean. Fucking kek. Is yougov completely compromised by Momentum at this point?

>>128994782
look him up, Sabriye Warsame. Standing for Hendon

I live in a safe Labour seat where the Lib Dems are the #2 party.

Is it worth spoiling a ballot? I don't want to vote for any of the parties, all have at least one dealbreaker in there for me.

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>>128995124
Ah, I see your predicament. I live in Brighton (Hove actually), so I can sympathise.

>>128995098
>lupins.
not my photo btw saw it on the bbc feed and thought it looked cozy as fuck.

>>128994003
any pro-nato motherfucker will die first. Regards from MOTHER RUSSIA

>>128994906
you are a literal subhuman

>>128994606
How does she know he looks like Steptoe if she's blind? This story doesn't stand up to scrutiny.

>>128995179
I'm in her constituency. Every single person I know is voting Tory around here.

>>128994901
It is allowed. They're tellers. They're not allowed to inquire as to which way you're voting but they can ask to take down the number off your poll card so they know whose door to knock on to "get out the vote". You do not have to say anything to them.

>>128995075
There was a video on my facebook feed of a guy picking up all the Suns in a supermarket and hiding them in the cereal aisle or something. People were calling him a hero for some reason.

>>128994521

I'm oddly nostalgic for the Blair era. I think it's just because I was young and care free then and 24/7 war coverage was new.

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>>128994733
>you got me

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>Cornwall Tory MP tells hustings: "I'm really pleased we have foodbanks"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8aRD9DNDsI

>Amber Rudd asks Chair to intervene at a hustings in Rye 3/6/2017 to silence an opposing candidate's allegations of her links to 'terrorist funders' Saudi Arabia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToBQ7weCBok

>Theresa May Wants To Regulate The Internet
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-internet-regulated-london-bridge-terror-attack-google-facebook-whatsapp-borough-security-a7771896.html

>Theresa May warned by Manchester police (in 2015) that cuts risked terror attack
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/may/20/stop-scaremongering-and-prepare-for-further-cuts-theresa-may-tells-police

I don't get this country, I'll never get how Theresa May has been Prime minister for less than a year, but had three terrorist attacks, cut funding to the police and made thousands of cops redundant, sells arms to Saudi Arabia knowing full well that many of the weapons will be given to ISIS and cuts funding to the NHS putting more lives at risk.

But Corbyn who wants to increase funding for the police, cut ties with Saudi Arabia, and actually give the NHS the funding it needs is the threat to national security and May is "strong and stable". The recent terrorist attacks are certainly not false flag attacks, but we've indirectly caused them, just like we indirectly sell weapons to those who wish to kill us.

>>128995101
the patron saint of people who died for NOTHING has spoken

>>128995219
Vote Lib Dem lad, do any blow to Labour that you can.

>>128995148
last time I was cheering on big Dave on election day, even though I hate him.

Lefty tears can bring us all together, if only temporarily.

Waiting out of the polling station standing in the doorway every time a nigger walks by

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>>128995235
Shame, they made such good targets.

>>128994998

DUP are retards I watched the NI leaders "debate". Only ones that seemed competant were Eastwood and the fatty.

>MUH FLEG

>>128995272


>https://youtube com/watch?v=V8aRD9DNDsI
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=V8aRD9DNDsI
>https://youtube com/watch?v=ToBQ7weCBok
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=ToBQ7weCBok
>http://independent co uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-internet-regulated-london-bridge-terror-attack-google-facebook-whatsapp-borough-security-a7771896.html
https://archive.is/pvZTq
>https://theguardian com/politics/2015/may/20/stop-scaremongering-and-prepare-for-further-cuts-theresa-may-tells-police
https://archive.is/fNGWQ

>>128994615
>sugar addicted
How dare you accuse me of being so bluepilled. Made my own thread because I'm not likely to get many replies on here as they go so quick.

>>128994906
absolutely ebin

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>>128995179
FOR NOTHING

>>128994003
take the ultimate red pill
https://www.quora.com/Is-there-physical-scientific-proof-that-Jews-were-gassed-to-death-in-Nazi-concentration-camps/answer/Damian-Graves

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>>128994188

I LOVE YOU MASTER BREW

t. welsh goy

>>128995230
i live in hove too. peter kyle is such a cuck amirite or amirite?

>voting for Labour after Rotherham

>>128994818
Realise its anecdotal but I know someone who was found dead in their home after rotting in their house for a over a week. His benefits got cut so he couldn't get a carer to come visit him daily. Dunno what actually killed him but apparently he was totally unable to look after himself before he died.

>>128995320
stupid frogposter

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Fucking kek

Reminder that UKIP are still our best hope.

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>>128994906
>beating a nigger is nigger tier

>>128995101
REMINDER that Batley and Spen is a tory target seat

If it falls, we drink to the brillo god

I voted twice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4HQcLy7hao

Reminder that this happened

>>128995366
>voting for Labour

>>128995101

Shilling your wife's death for close to a year now. Impressive.

There once was a woman named Jo
And one day she had to go
She struggled and cried, but eventually died
And her seat went to the other side

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>>128994683

>UNDER 200 SEATS
>NOOOOOOOO

>>128995247
>tellers
Thanks for that, always wondered what they were there for, makes complete sense.

Just looked it up https://www.electoralcommission.org.uk/__data/assets/pdf_file/0010/198721/EU-Ref-Tellers-dos-and-donts.pdf

>Tellers may:
> display a coloured rosette or badge displaying the name of the referendum
campaigner or answer to the referendum question; the rosette/badge should
not bear a slogan and must not be oversized

Still felt a bit awkward having a conversation with someone who i was about to vote against

>>128995420
>voting

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>>128995420
>voting for more cuts, austerity, and the regulation of the internet

>>128994900
I live in a Devon Tory safe seat. We have the exact same pest/litter problem. Think its grockles/seaside towns that are the issue here, not MP's.

S P O I L
P
O
I
L

>>128995418
Embarrassing

>>128994222
UKIP, definitely. Tories have no chance anyway.

>>128995455
that is NOT how limericks work

"Never will succeed such a nation as lets their affairs carried out by a woman."

>>128995331
he fucking is lad.

>>128995418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prRXQDcSKw8

Nobody cares about the NHS and social care until they need it. This 'I'm alright Jack I have a job and security' mentality is fucking selfish. I hope you and your families get cancer.

>>128995518
It is

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How well do you know your constituency? I did pretty well.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39952365

>>128995477
And immediately the Corbyn shill comes out of the woodwork. Neck yourself scum.

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>>128994683

He really is beyond retarded, insiders must take the piss out of him.

>>128995561
>Nobody cares about the NHS and social care until they need it
>#cucks4corbyn are asspained their dogwhistle isn't working any more
Get fucked commies

>>128995477

What cuts?

There is no austerity we have a huge budget deficit.

Regulating the internet is not proposed and never works.

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>this is my mp
Should i be worried lads

>>128995477
>allowing more shit skins in
>fucking up the brexit deal
No thankyou

>>128995561
The entire country is full of weenies who worship the Waffen NHS. Everyone cares about it and pays tribute to it, even those who apparently want to destroy it

Brainlet here in need of assistance before he goes to the polls

Who the shit should I vote for fuck

>>128995586
jesus christ is he on meth or something

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>>128995586
Excuse me but when did you last vote for hope?

>>128995673
>implying the tories wont fuck up brexit

>>128995478
You're right, I don't think you can blame an MP for things that that council are responsible for. We have a Green-led council until 2015, they were so shockingly bad with endless disputes with unions cuminating in a 1970s style avalanche of rubbish when the binmen went on strike.
Even Caroline Lucas, Green MP distanced herself from the council.

>>128995683
Firstly, not Labour, ignore the shills telling you Labour.
Secondly, What is your constituency?

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>>128994003
Why doesn't Corbyn parade around his housemaid/wife?

>>128995743
we don't vote for hope because we vote for reality

Having a little cry lads
This happens when I bottle my feelings

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>lib dems actually might win my area

they all fell for the milk meme

>>128995561
>Look at me, I am so unselfish, I think people should die if they don't cough up for my healthcare costs
You're a fucking parasite lad and the reason this country is dead.

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>>128995635
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jun/06/police-officer-job-run-danger-government-abandons-cuts

May literally wants to regulate the internet, it says in the Manifesto.

>>128995673
Funny considering non-EU immigration (the one that we have 100% control of) went up over the last 7 years while May was Home Secretary.

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>>128994938
Stealing this to use on my sister.

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>>128995683
Only one credible choice m9.

>>128995806
you vote for a kick in the balls

a vote for reality would be a vote for holding steady at misery, but each vote emboldens them to make things worse. all of them.

>>128995836
Remember to archivehttps://archive.is/ZcSJ1

>>128995751
Not as bad a labour would.
>lesser of two evils

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>>128995683

Spoil your ballot or admit that you're actively begging for more xenos, terrorism and social decay

>>128994667
was he called a racist?

>>128995753
i was there in the summer of rubbish.
unions. not even once.

>Corbyn standing in front of a disabled sign
topkek

>>128995820
where you at? I'm doing my part to keep sutton blue

>>128995820
Why does he always have a look on his face like he's at someones house who he needs to suck up to and they've offered him a turd on a plate for dinner

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>>128995574
>tfw 35-year Labour incumbent about to get BTFO by a parachute princess tory for the other end of the country
Delicious desu

>>128995859
You are a real hero

>>128995905
oxfordshire, voting ukip though

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>>128994089
£1.8 mil is a joke m8. Tories spent £60 mil on stamping out right wing racism..zero on the Islamist shit though.
Whilst JewSA spent over $500 million on making fake pro ISIS propaganda, with the flimsy implausible deniability, that it was to track tewworwists.

Any decent live coverage of today going on?

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>>128994521
>tfw you realise there will never be a period in British politics as comfy as this again

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>>128995956

>>128995751
At the very least they've stated they'll cap immigration and be willing to walk away from a bad deal, which is more than Labour have done.

>>128995885
i think he was the one doing the accusing

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>he isn't following #dogsatpollingstations all day since there's no political news

How do you lads even live with yourselves?

>>128994746
>hate labour ever since the Rotherham scandal MPs wouldn't report concerns

Do the police need to ask permission to arrest people if they have evidence of a crime?

NO

It's the police's fault for being so cuckolded that they did nothing.

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> /OUR GUY/

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>tories in bed with jewgle

Smuggle me in so I can vote UKIP

IpsosMORI
Con 44,
Lab 36,
LD 7,
SNP 5,
UKIP 4,
Gr 2

VOTE LABOUR. FUCK TORY SCUM.

>>128995637
Could be worse.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angela_Rayner#Early_life_and_career

Come on kiddies, the only thing between us and a government for the many is a tidal wave of pensioners and white dudes in brightly coloured shorts n loafers screaming "HOW IS THAT RACIST????". So, *dabs*, visit your local polling station and V O T E today!

Fellow Britfags, Does anyone know whether Dominic Raab the Tory mp for Esher and Walton is worth voting for?

>>128995992
What is that bizzare elven language?

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Honestly lads I don't know who to fucking vote for.
I am right wing so labour obviously doesn't appeal to me that much but the Conservatives are hardly conservative anymore and May is a fucking mong.
UKIP is in an absolute shambles since Nige left and I think Nutall is a fucking prick, and as I'm welsh my only other option is Plaid, which is also fucking retarded.
I'm honestly thinking of voting labour for the first time ever, just because I hate May that much.
Not like it matters because I live in a guaranteed labour constituency anyway.

>>128995780

Labour m8.

So does May want to take 4chan away from us or is it just a meme?

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>>128995949
>muh safe space :(

kek

>>128995992
>toilets are for the use of community centre users only
fine, i'll just do coke in the ballot box instead

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how can i not vote for the tory MP in my constituency? MILF ALERT LADS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTbD3Bu0wCg

Everyone post your best Theresa May memes, need some to post on fb to piss off the few labour ppl I know

>>128996065
Fun fact: that school was commonly known as Avonjail locally before it was renamed

labour2017.com

>Just to be clear this has happened today, the 7th of June, this is not to be confused with any of the other recent terrorist attacks
So many terrorist attacks that they're getting hard to keep track of?

>>128996081
write in Mosley lad

>>128996084
>read the JEWISH MANIFESTO
actually quite tempting.

i wonder if the jewish party are standing

>>128996114
fields o wheat m8

Reminder fellow Labour Voters you put a Tick next to the box, inside the box cancels your vote! And allows Tory Scum to Win!!! Stop them REEEEEEE

>>128996108
ayy

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>>128996114

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What happens if you didn't get one of those card things through the post but you registered years ago? Can you still vote?

>>128996070
>not knowing the Raabster
Did you just come here for election day lad

>>128996082
It's being pushed by shills in an attempt to convert Brit/pol/ to Labour. It's a shitty attempt at fear mongering. The actual policy is to shut down Islamist websites.

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>>128996114

>>128995293
>gostoso motherfucker talking smak
tell me more pele

>>128994316
Autists here cant read faces
Those aren't the same people

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Who here, apart from Maycucks, actually oppose a proportional representation system? If so, why?

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i love my mp

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>>128995912
That quite succinct, I always see this though

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A vote for (((Tory))) is a vote for (((them)))

>>128996100
Voting for her today lads. She's a literal 'pray the gay away' christian, with the added bonus of actual being a local resident.

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>>128996114
words

>>128996204
London needs to be contained.

>>128995905
Yes lad Paul Scully is a decent bloke

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>>128996084
What did they mean by this?

>>128996166
Imagine being so autistic that you actually made this

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>>128995912

>>128996172
You should be able to

>>128996204
The AV referendum was literally proof that democracy doesn't work.

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>>128995989
>At the very least they've stated they'll cap immigration

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at the fact people STILL fucking believe this. I swear to christ you people could drown looking up at the rain

>>128996172
Odd that you didn't get a card, but you don't need it to vote on the day.

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>>128996114
sdrow

>>128996081
Do it, vote Labour. They're the only party able to form a government other than the Tories so if your main concern is getting rid of May then Labour is the logical choice.

Unless they're eternally BTFO in your seat, in which case go nuts and vote whoever.

Just got back from voting. I couldn't vote red or blue lads. Went purple, could of stayed indoors...

>>128995367
>didn't get a carer
should have spent some of his assets over £22,000 then

>>128996243
>implying it doesn't encapsulate her perfectly.
even if you're going to vote for the "conservative" party, Theresa May literally has autism. It's the reason she's refused debates, avoided the public, etc, etc.

In some ways it's not even funny, she literally has a developmental disorder and the inability to socialize with other human beings.

But then she's a woman so HA HA.

>>128996214
There is no political party you can vote for that doesnt work for (((them)))

It's raining here. Hopefully that will prevent the ignorant yoof from turning out.

>>128996298
Respectable choice

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>>128996114

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>>128996263
Tories always increase immigration and lie about capping it

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you ok there tim?

>>128995241
If she's 97 she probably had sight in her youth

about to go sit in the cucked bbc studio for the next 24hours

wish me luck

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A vote for Labour is a vote for Anime

VOTE ANIME

FYI: To all those shilling for Labour. I WILL be screencapping your posts and I'll be posting them on various social media when the Tories win.

>>128996261
SHE NEEDS A MATERNITY UNIT
NOT AN ALTERNATIVE VOTING SYSTEM

SAY NO TO AV

>>128996344
Some a lot more than others m9
Tories are the British version of the US deep state.

WHERE IS YOUR EMPIRE YOU STUPID RETARDED INBRED CUNTS LMAOOO

>>128996204
our upper house is proportional representation, and it is quite retarded.

Basically, no party can get a majority and you get a bunch of random weirdos holding the balance of power. Here's what happened at the 2013 election, for example:

>somewhat based Abbott wins landslide victory in the lower house
>because of preference deals can't secure a majority in the upper house
>Motoring Enthusiast Party get a Senate seat with only 1,400 primary votes
>bunch of other parties sneak in, like Palmer United Party (doesn't exist now, run by crazy, obese mining billionaire who now posts memes for a living on fb - no joke)
>government can barely get any legislation passed because of cross-bench obstruction
>right-wing government gets quickly destroyed because it is perceived as deadlocked and useless.

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White children are disgusting

>>128996444
>>128996444
>>128996444

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>>128996339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYY0l-hBdGE

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Theresa May has been one of the most pathetic candidates in modern history. If she wins, this confirms my suspicions that the UK is becoming the most cucked nation on Earth.

>>128996434

where is yours

>>128996371

b-but what about all those pictures with May photoshopped into Norsefire? Memes wouldn't lie would they?

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>>128994003
Corbyn all the way baby...

>>128996298
That's where you're wrong. When people see the numbers grow, they decide to vote as well, since there is a possibility of winning. There is no wasted vote.

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>>128996412
put me in the screencap

May is a fucking remoaner who will fuck us all over in the end and you Orwellian fuckers will be to blame.

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>>128996384

Where's his missus?

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>>128996082
The excuse will be "islamist extremists" but it will be used far wider than that. This place will be watched by the snoopers.

>>128996434
>flag

no need to say more

>>128996434
Where was yours? Ever?

>>128996412
They better be government approved websites cunt.

>>128996400
enjoy famalam

>>128994003
Look at her husband hahahahahhahahhahahahhahaah u can tell who wears the trousers in that home...

>>128996434
Busy being demolished by Socialists