Brit/pol/ - Cigarettes Edition

>>128786035
If you record your impression of me on vocaroo I'll do you

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BTFO

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Is Pennan any good lads?

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sheeeit, they're going all out

>>128787368
>Dicking around on Youtube
>Find this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltVtnCzg9xw

Lads,,,
What happened?

>>128787543
>le eat hat man

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slags

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Are angel

>>128787568
OOH SPICY

Very weak attacks from the tories on the last day of campaigning. DM, Sun, Telegraph all reusing lines of attack from last week and all based on 'anonymous sources' which is the journalistic equivalent of your canadian girlfriend whom goes to another school.

>>128787571
I posted this this link morning artard

>>128787556
Looks /comfy/

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Is everyone ready for the Labour arseblasting on Friday.

kill all lefties

https://twitter.com/hendopolis/status/872216772291768320

>twitter retards

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Anyone else spoiling their ballot?

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Any of you lads from East Yorkshire voting for Sir Greg Knight? https://youtu.be/4IsbT--C3Io

Been on Kraut/pol/ was quite comfy, learnt alot about Germany

Reminder that Diane Abbott LIED about being ill. And we knew this, but now we KNOW this, because she was hoaxed into admitting it via email.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4578646/Diane-Abbott-fooled-Seumas-Milne-email-prankster.html

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The absolute state of the Tory election campaign

>>128787568
hope it does not back fire.

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>>128787368

1st for chocolate hazelnut Krave

>>128787679
I have a job, mate.
I haven't been shitposting on /pol/ for the last 14 hours straight.

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Labour BTFO!
Abolishing tuition fees BTFO!

Your thoughts, brit/pol/?

>>128787556
>*rains and floods your basement*

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>>128787747
Writing in Donald

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>>128787752
What did you learn?

>>128787568
lmaoing at tories that think this isn't pure separation from Crosby. His cat sack is all empty and it's making the tories look absurd. Labour's attack tomorrow will be delivered by the ES of all places.

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/r/ukpolitics weighs in on May's ideas of restricting rights for terrorists

>>128787556

god i love this country. if we remove kebab it would be perfect

Wait, wasn't this debate shown on BBC news earlier?

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>>128787747
Yes

>>128787752
they're just trying to sucker you into buying a car, mate.

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>>128787368
Be honest lads, what are her chances?

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>>128787755
More racist sexism.

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>>128787368
lads...
>>128761877

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never trust the polls lads
true dark horse gunning up the rear?
get Tim in

>>128787885
Wtf I love the Tories now

>>128787850
Nigger please, there's more culture and tradition in that little Scottish fishing village than in your entire 56% white country.

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Would shag both of these desu

I was working but I realised, did one of you guys ring up Nigel Farage pretending to hate Trump?

I heard him mention a pepe shirt.

>>128787881
Probably because Osborne the editor is desperate for May to fail so he can return.

>>128787543

I thought paddy ashdown died. Some mandella effect shig, dafuq.

>>128787770

Is this the establishment getting rattled?

>>128787873
Its still split into east and west psychologically, west is pure and good green land, east is multi kulti, cuck central.

Or something like that, Kek

>>128787747

Go for it labour faggot, you should... u have more chance of labour winning that way to be fair

>>128787942

why the fuck do you keep posting this?

nobody cares

> pharmacy graduate

ten a penny

fuck off

https://twitter.com/theresa_may/status/872181737933217794

Seriously, what is her tactic? Going to the extreme only makes Corbyn look more sane than he really is. Touching the holy human rights. You can't say that shit in a campaign. I don't understand

Has based ukip bunting guy got anything planned?

anyone know who the trannys are voting for?

>>128787894
Need to remove kebab and get the population down to around 20m desu

>>128787755
lying about being ill IS being ill if your illness happens to be a mental one. but by all means tories, rabidly pursue diane abbott with abuse all the way up to when you have to make a bumbling apology and back-track because mental health is SACROSANCT with voters and media.
>who do you think is responsible for all this "bullying"
>why did dianne disappear from the campaign, only to reappear to fuck it all up and lose her job
>who is the email leaker really
look more closely at this stuff

>>128787568

I think to anybody with half a brain this will come across as utterly desperate propaganda
Could backfire desu

do newspaper have a politcs embargo for election day (thursday) like tv? so is tomorrow the last day they can post politcal stuff

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The DM were in favour of REMAIN in 1975.

This is OC, and plus ca change . .

>>128788148
labour probably

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>>128787992
Got that curry fever 2bh

>>128788148
Don't think that's really an important Demographic tbqh m8

kek at all these tabloid headlines, Jezza is getting JEWED right now
Kind of makes me want to vote for him

>>128788137
UKIP took about 15% of the vote share in 2015. Most of those people are natural Tory voters, but some could go to LAB or just vote UKIP again.

The Tories NEED these voters. UKIP are to the right of CON, so CON need to go to the right to attract these people back

>>128787806
>hope it does not back fire.
How, by people going "wtf I love terrorism now!"?

>>128787885
Do these fuckers like their coutrymen getting killed with no reply? I really despise the left. At least the right has a simple brutal honesty about itself, to a certain extent.

>>128787942

We are living it vicariously through you lad.

>>128787747
Thinking about it lad.
My dad wants me to vote labour but I can't support Corbyn and keep a good conscience.

>>128787556
you can tell its full of goodness just by looking at it.

the kind of goodness that would stare at you as sonn as you left your front door, and make sure you know that you are a worthless unshaven creep, who has been up all night eating wotsits and masturbating.

>>128787946
sent the postal vote off for big tim today

>>128788137
>Touching the holy human rights
Any time someone mentions getting rid of HR people cheer. Criminals are too protected in this country.

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>>128788161

>pinch me

if only... we need some form of targeted bio weapon that kills all non anglos

>>128787556

I want to live in the mysterious house on the hill

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>>128787592
>let the suomi commence

>>128787734
Corbynistas are really fucking toxic. Even verified ones were openly saying that May probably had a hand in the Manchester attack.

>>128788137
>Touching the holy human rights. You can't say that shit in a campaign
The vast majority of the public fully support detention without trial for terror suspects and loads of other measures that would be in violation of the HRA

Plus it provokes a reaction from the left whining about human rights so they look weak on terror

>>128787646
What's Labour's take on guidos all muhajiroun Jeremy Corbyn story. You've got to admit entertaining a terrorist support group, is not helpful.

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>there are people on here too young to remember this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCDIYvFmgW8

reminder lads that NOTHING tastes as good as being skinny feels, no not even munchie boxes

>>128788235
It was extremely different from what the EU is today.

>>128788235
Lad lots can change in 40 years. Most people alive today who voted Yes in 1975 almost certainly voted out in 2016.
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>>128788199
I think it'll be effective enough. Tory victory seems likely.

>>128788148
Trannies will vote for LAB or GRN but faggots are shifting to Tory/UKIP because they're scared of being BTFO by muzzies

Also, they don't want things to get totally degenerate. Half of the enjoyment they get from their disgusting lifestyle is the fact it's taboo. If it becomes normalised, what do they have left? Literally just fucking shitholes.

>>128788325
>Murdoch
>a jew

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>>128788100
>Go for it labour faggot, you should... u have more chance of labour winning that way to be fair
I'm a small government, economically and socially conservative person though. So your cries of "shill! shill!" just make you look like a paranoid wanker.

>>128788464
>Jeremy addressed a broad-based rally in support of Palestinian rights. It was a public event and he was in no way responsible for the views of all of the thousands of attendees. Jeremy condemns al Muhajiroun in the strongest possible terms.

Their official statement.

>>128788071

Has the Mandela effect been demonstrably proven, or is it just a meme?

>>128787752

I unironically like the germans, the poles and the french.

The actual ethnic ones i should add, not the turk krauts, the algerian french etc. It upsets me immigration is fucking them as hard as us.

I've been chatting to """"""""""""""moderate """""""""""""" Muslims at my work place. They open up to me because I am woke on the JQ.

Basically they are angry at people paying so much attention to the terrorist attacks in the UK but not paying any attention to Muslims dying overseas because of Western action.

Also they believe these attacks are staged by the government to turn people against Muslims.

>>128788083

No they literally have stacks of this on Corbyn, he was a meme politician who campaign for all sorts of batshit insane stuff.

He was never destined to be leader of the Labour Party, in 34 years of being an MP he was never a Minister or on a senior committee. Jezza was only elected by some hard left Marxist nutters and a lot of Tory/UKIP saboteurs who paid £3 to join the party for a laugh.

>>128788378
Vote Tory for the banter.

Ban human rights and such obvs

>>128788235
People voted Yes in '75 because they thought they were just voting on the common market.

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Are you ready faggots?

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Do you reckon the UK was still alive to young Hitcho in this photo?

>>128787976
I'm actually part Indian (feathers)

my people were in North America before the white man got to Britannia

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>>128788619
Labour will lose. We will win.

>>128788565
>Jeremy condemns al Muhajiroun in the strongest possible terms.
suuuuuuuure

>>128787828

never actually had these, are they basically nutella cereal pocket thingys.

I kind of like plain stuff like weetabix, shredded wheat, corn flakes.

>>128788342
you do not that this is tactically done?
2 days until the vote?
the utter bollocks headline?

people can see through that you know?

>>128788300
Would. She's a qt.

>>128788435
Tried it with AIDS but (((bisexuals))) and miscegenists ruined it.

Anyone know who the Baha'ists are voting for Lads?

Corbyn will get the Bart Simpson for Class President treatment. Loads of people will say they support him but wont bother to vote.

>>128787845

they promised the moon on a stick

chat shit get banged

ADD BASED INDIAN GUY TO THE PIC

>>128788841
>le based minority person

>>128788744
Yeh that's what they are. They're good, I just have a small handful with porridge or muesli

>>128788841
>muh student debt

No.

>>128788571
/pol/ has actually made me like some other nationalities more. We all basically want the same thing.

>>128788300
>tfw taken the currypill
How do I get a britpoo gf?

>>128788180

A bit like when Obama was wheeled out with his "Back of the queue" quip. Kind of had the opposite effect of the intended purpose.

>>128788776

someone needs to try again

modern advancements in biochemistry would probably go alot further now

>>128788464
he condemns them strongly, broad based rally blah blah
more importantly who cares. it seems like every group of terrorists he talks to eventually settle down. realistically these are the two long term options of any conflict - kill em all, or sort it out. he says 'sort it out' - i don't know what theresa may stands for beyond selling arms to Arabs to play sectarian war sandbox 2017 along with CIA and every other fucker.

You know what I hope you cunts get what you deserve.

I hope the Tory's make your kids poorer than ever before.

I hope they have to beg like dogs on the street while they rent some stingy one bedroom apartment.

I hope you all die in some care home all alone with your house repossessed.

There's a point, far out there when the structures fail you, and the rules aren't weapons anymore, they're... shackles letting the bad guy get ahead.

One day... you may face such a moment of crisis. And in that moment, I hope you have a friend like Corbyn, to plunge his hands into the filth so that you can keep yours clean.

Go to hell. You are not welcome in heaven if you vote tory.

87887888788

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>>128788841
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>when your EU regulated tobacco packet says "Smoking will kill you before your loved ones" and reminds you you're gonna die alone

Also gonna kill my unborn child, jokes on them, I was never gonna breed!

>>128788706

>before the white man got to Britannia

nah man we're pretty neolithic, we're were in with the bricks when god built the caves and forests of the island.

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WHO HERE IS /ARE RUTH/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFOoRAp5QtM

>>128788727
If you muppets vote against the Tories and Brexit is either stopped or ends badly then I hope you feel a bit silly tbqh

>>128788898
>waaaah why isn't brit/pol/ the new stormfront!
Piss off, lad.

>>128788300
I spent a few months in India and I was fucking an Indian girl there.
Best pussy I ever had.

Also she wanted to gas the muzzies.

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>>128789047
Fuck the EU. Fuck (((Human rights))).
https://twitter.com/theresa_may/status/872181737933217794

>>128789078
it's a meme you dip

>>128788478

Actually if you get yourself proper OCD healthy food tastes different and things like vegetables and boring stuff start tasting incredible.

DUDE WEED LMAO

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>>128788954
You don't
>There is some "Tolerance/"free speech" wall at my University where Students can post whatever they want. Should I post Enoch was right?

>>128789036

>didn't even read

plebbit spacing

go back to /r.labour u fucking faggot

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>>128788588

>muzzies
>working

But in all seriousness in the Qu'ran there's loads of stuff like that classic taqiyyah phrase 'to kill a human is to kill all of mankind' that have these sub-clauses like UNLESS they are spreading murder and corruption in the land so you can see how easy it would be for radical preachers to exploit this in regards to the West in the Middle-East

>>128788334
How can there be a ukip post brexit? Its just a meme label for political novices.

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>>128788998
>Implying that's not exactly what's going on in pic related as we speak

>>128788816
thank fuck someone finally cuts through the nonsense with some proper analysis. refreshing stuff thanks for contributing.

>>128788334
>UKIP are to the right of CON

HOW?

When is the next London election?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZM6ujJ983c

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>>128788604
>meme politician

>>128788323
just want the trannys happy
hot trannys & their yummy tranny bells
u ain't tasted that tranny bell u ain't lived
do it ladfag

>>128788565
Broad based humm, if any identified terrorists where there it won't look good for jezza.

>>128788569

What if its some kind of quantum reality phenomenon to do with how an individual experiences reality, reality may not be exactly the same for everybody and everybody may be simultaneously experiencing their own dimensional reality with some specific crossover between experienced realities.

how's it going britpakis?
binned your shithole of a country yet?

>>128789227
Not him but I've worked with tons of muslims. They work hard (at menial stuff at least)

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>>128789036

Gr8 B8 M8 I R8 it 8 out of 8.

>>128789331
May 2020

>>128789036
> being this butthurt

I'm voting Tory so I don't have to pay higher taxes to fund free university education and meals for middle class children who wouldn't ever go bankrupt from the debt anyway.

A quarter of Labour's spending proposals are on tuition fees

The middle classes disproportionately go to university.

Why do we need to subsidise the gender studies degrees of middle class kids when the same money could house several homeless people?

Hate this Jonathan Bartley smarmy cunt.

"Yeah, yeah, I'd have been firm with Trump and told him he was wrong."

>>128788604
When I wake up and find shit in the toilet I don't care
If I wake up and find shit in the kitchen - well then I have reason to be worried

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>>128789078
>Civic thinks they're the majority here

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From The Suns endorsement of the Conservatives

>>128789374
I keep telling you no one thinks like that.

>>128789234
Because the country is changing. The age of the centrist is coming to an end and we're going to see far left and far right parties in the future.

UKIP have already cemented themselves as a real party and will occupy that space to start with. They will obviously only get around 5% of the vote this time, and that may not grow in the future, but they create the narrative and control the direction of politics.

Before UKIP nobody spoke about immigration, now it's pretty much the number 1 topic. It was UKIP alone who made Brexit happen. Nobody used to talk about Islamism but now every party has to. etc

This Newsbeat debate is depressing.

I worry for 'young people' they seem like a bunch of twats.

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>>128789129
BASED MUMMY MAY
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>>128789401

Example, i put a gun to my head and pull the trigger, what you see is a man blow his brains out and die, what happens to me is the gun misfires and wont work.

That Daily Mail comment article really goes ALL OUT: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4578716/Apologists-terror-Corbyn-McDonnell-Abbott.html

>I took a SATS test and it was stressful
What the actual fuck is wrong with the Green party?

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Is nobody here actually bothered by this talk of internet regulation and the abandoning of human rights? Anyone who isn't opposed only because they're a Labour supporter and it's a Conservative policy?

>>128788334
I see. I thought the undecided moderates would be a bigger pool, thinking they might as well go full brexit(ie uk) support if May shows to be credible enough for them in the international stage.

>>128789129
dont worry about it m8.
you can trust the tories with your rights.

you dont need any independent oversight. may knows best.

jeremy commie corbyn has never been arested over fighting for peoples rights.

mays been fighting for your rights her whole political life.
not like commie corbyn who has just sat around licking ass to get to the front bench.

>>128788300

dose eyebrows tho

>>128789323
Well I guess it depends what we're talking about. Politics obviously isn't as simple as right vs left.

To answer your question, I was mainly talking about migration and Islamism.

>>128789700
overly sensitive snowflakes

>>128789041
That's a lot of projecting. The difference between anons and reddit fags is that anons don't go out of their way to suck off anyone that's actually not fucking retarded.

>>128788462
>The vast majority of the public fully support detention without trial for terror suspects and loads of other measures that would be in violation of the HRA

After the Milgram experiment, nothing would surprise me:

http://archive.is/snU46

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>>128788300

2bh i've been developing the old curry fever myself recently, only Indian currys though, non of your Pakisatan or Sri Lanka knock offs

>>128789264

I think its almost inevitable at this point. Barring some disclosure ufo type even.

saying this to my missus last night, that one of these days some fucking sandnigger is going to kill the wrong person. And it will force a chimp out from some supper autist biochemist who will take it upon themselves to eradicate all non whites off the face of the earth.

i long for the day now

just applied for a council house lads

>>128789588
>This Newsbeat debate is depressing.
Lots on non-whites in the audience. Hmmmm.

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>>128789588
This black fella is about to chimp out

>>128789425
well cover me with shit and call me pajeet
I love muslims now

>>128789097
>I spent a few months in India


Did you get the squits whilst you were there lad?

>>128789014
Settled down, they got banned, then again as Islam 4UK, remember them. They are still at it with a new name.

>>128789821

*super*

>>128789552
I think they may have gone too far. Trust in the press is at an all time low and they seem to be pushing a bit hard, plus they're just repeating what everybody has heard.

Obviously LAB won't win, but I don't think this sort of bullshit will change much.

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Pretty subtle.

>>128789700

Worrying that he found SATS stressful, wonder what he felt like when he killed that man?

>>128789710
An unregulated internet is a breeding ground for dangerous terrorists, pedophiles and pirates.

Finally as we get closer to Election day its hit me what the Conservatives have been doing campaign wise.

They've made some smart Psychological moves here

>>128789915
Yes. It was fucking comical. It was like upending a bucket.
India has some top quality craft beer places though.

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Who /FlatEarth/ here?

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>>128790079
May knows what she is doing. She is PM for a reason.

>>128789956
I'll give our papers this much, at least they're honest about how unbiased they are

>>128788559

I think his mother was Jewish.

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>>128789968
Top fucking kek

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>this madman on LBC trolling Nigel and calling out taqiyya

Which one of you fuckers did this?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7lsRbDKOXg

>literally most of the country supports Jezza's policies
>but when they find out it's his policies they start screeching autistically

What did they mean by this?

>>128789452
there is no middle class. if you live on money you earn from work, you are working class. otherwise you are the capital class.

who cares if people can go to uni to study stuff you don't understand the importance of? the STEM meme is exactly that, a meme, and when you say things like this and vote accordingly you are letting your own ignorance ruin the lives of your fellow citizens and your nation. All because you are too stupid to separate murdoch (((news))) from the simple facts. If you want this country to be great, it needs to be a meritocracy. that starts with equal access to opportunity in education. It shouldn't matter who your parents are. And smart wc kids shouldn't have to go into 60k debt just to compete with Clarissa and Tarquin

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who /fat exes/ here?

>>128789968
"Whats the naughtiest thing you have ever done Mr Bartley?"

Black guy sitting behind the UKIP guy really doesn't want to be there.

It used to be that MP's would try to relate to young people by quoting a rapper or mentioning a football team.

Now they have to admit they also suffer from clinical depression.

>>128788479
>>128788487
>>128788617

never the less, the arrticle is very interesting and a lot of the arguments it makes are exactly the same as today

>>128789563

dont count on it laddo
it took about 3-4 successive G.E's for UKIP's voteshare to get noticed by the established parties, that's 15-20 years

FPTP contrains the ability of new parties to set the narrative

>>128789938
>I think they may have gone too far.
corbyn is undoubtedly a marxist. what's your point?

>>128790083
>It was fucking comical. It was like upending a bucket.

KEK, everyone seems to get the shits in India, different bacteria intolerances and all that, what where you doing there?

>>128788137
Human Rights are not sacred in British politics, a lot of the country wants to get rid of it.

What in the fuck was that paki girl saying? That was just an incoherent ramble.

>>128789700
But then he got 97%. Not that fucking stressful was it then you yogurt knitting cunt

Any child who panics about the fucking SATS needs to unironically neck themselves

>>128789726
You could well be right

>>128789798
I was just posting a meme, lad. Don't get your jock strap in a twist

>>128789821
I kind of hope you're right. It does fit in with the 500,000,000 stuff from the protocols and other texts. Just don't want to be in the unfortunate 93%

>>128789401

Deep lad - I was hoping for a simple yes or no answer, but you have raised possibilities I hadn't even begun to contemplate.

>>128790079
>"What's that anon? "

You just being edgy?

>>128790264
reminder the general public are totally fucking retarded.

>>128789918
if you say so. what's that got to do with the fact he condemned them?

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Close lads, I can almost taste the leftist tears on Thursday/Friday.

>>128790089
Nah it's a cube

>>128788435
Or we could just gas you Anglos who have welcomed the enemy into Europe because you've always been the niggers of Europe.

Daily reminder that the Anglos were still throwing shit and living in huts 2,000 years ago whilst we Meds had an entire civilization already built, stone cities and democracy.

>>128790194
Seeing alot of people who were wowed by Labour coming out on side of Conservatives as we get closer to the Election.

They've been playing the Boring, quiet Politics, the Pragmatic stuff that people want on the day of the election, it's easy to say you support extreme things on the run up to an election but when it comes to the day of it, alot of people get cold feet. They've been playing on this

Hearing people debate endlessly about mental health is giving me mental health problems tbqh.

https://twitter.com/MrHarryCole/status/872222694384783365

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Oh my days.

>>128790264
I bet a non-white non-Brit set that car on fire

So May wants to deport terror suspects and the left are up in arms about it?

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>>128790089
The Earth is the shape of Velociraptor.

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Last night I swiped in Bradford and saw some bants

Where is another good place to swipe for bants lads?

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>>128790273
exes are for losers m8

>>128790660
Say what? Abbo is gone?

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>>128790550
I don't get this country, I'll never get how Theresa May has been Prime minister for less than a year, but had three terrorist attacks, cut funding to the police and made thousands of cops redundant, sells arms to Saudi Arabia knowing full well that many of the weapons will be given to ISIS and cuts funding to the NHS putting more lives at risk.

But Corbyn who wants to increase funding for the police, cut ties with Saudi Arabia, and actually give the NHS the funding it needs is the threat to national security and May is "strong and stable". The recent terrorist attacks are certainly not false flag attacks, but we've indirectly caused them, just like we indirectly sell weapons to those who wish to kill us.

>>128788907

I eat oats a lot, but i generally just add fruit or some nuts..

>>128788588

That's the line I get - it is quite telling how any discussion re: Israel or Western foreign policy can be a gateway in these chats.

>>128787368
>>Graphic footage from London terrorist attack
>https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2ed_1496534855


Jesus I didn't need to see this. That woman sobbing over her boyfriend as they fight to save him. Fucking hell we need a Hitler, not even memeing.


>>128790365
>KEK, everyone seems to get the shits in India, different bacteria intolerances and all that, what where you doing there?

Outsourcing IT processes.
It's a great place to be if you're getting paid to be there.

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>>128787747

Can't risk a Corbyn victory desu. I don't like May, but at least she isn't a commie SJW.

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>>128790673
This posted by any of the papers or just a random cartoon?

>>128790264
>do you want the government to give you free stuff
yes
>which party will you be voting for
conservative
seems logical lad

>>128790767
wtf im voting someone else now

>>128790820
DM.

>>128789978
>An unregulated internet is a breeding ground for dangerous terrorists, pedophiles and pirates.
Theresa May has been pushing for mass surveillance without warrants for years, but has done nothing to address the root problem of terrorism. Paedophiles existed before the internet and piracy is not something the common man should be giving up his privacy in order to fight against.

>>128790740

Yes because if they did deport them labour would have no voters left

>>128790362
Don't be retarded lad.

I know that, you know that, most of the public know that. I'm saying that by pushing and pushing a point so much you devalue the point. People don't like being told what to think, especially in these low-trust times.

>>128790264
I like a fair few LAB policies desu. Just a shame the party is a joke, the leader is a commie and they think giving money to everybody fixes things.

>>128790327
>it took about 3-4 successive G.E's for UKIP's voteshare to get noticed by the established parties

I know this. That's not long and the party will, in my opinion, remain in the same sort of way that the Lib Dems have.

>>128790415

>Just don't want to be in the unfortunate 93%

Not a chance anon, it could only be an anglo with the skills, patience, creativity, resources and willingness to do it.

What's the site that shows individual seat predictions lads?

>>128788627

He looks a tad Dylan-esque there.

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>>128790861
Good to see they are laying into him on this scale.
Man, I miss Millipede..

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>>128790927
nvm I got it

>>128789821
Thai is the best curry. Indian curry is literally shite. How Indian food became the face of curry and not Thai I'll never know. Probably has to do with the eternal Anglo, romanticization of Indian culture and demonization of Thai culture. People think the only things that come from Thailand are tranny hookers and pot in fancy bundles. But Indian food in general is fucking sloppy overspiced dogshit and can't hold a candle to the subtle intricacies of Indochinese food.

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>>128790270
The debt isn't a bloody problem. You only pay anything back when you earn money. The cost fairly falls on the benefactor. That's a meritocracy. There aren't any upfront fees. If you choose to go to university, you should pay, but I don't see why I as somebody who made the choice to not go to university to avoid the debt (even though I knew I'd be fine and never go bankrupt) should end up paying for Sebastian's £9,000 a year film degree when he then goes on a gap yah and then works in daddy's bank.

I don't even read the Murdoch press. I'm just not a bleeding heart socialist.

"The problem with socialism is that you run out of other people's money"

So bugger off

>>128788627
Didnt know hitchens was of the Jewish persuasion

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>>128790792
>Eating fruit
>Not learning from last night's threads

Nuts are a good shout though. Add seeds too.

>>128789452
>/pol/ poster
>claims he's earning over £80,000 a year

Yeah I don't buy it mate. You're shilling, trolling or you enjoy sucking hot rich Jew cock. Which one is it anon?

Why should I care if some rich bastards have to pay an extra bit of tax if they're earning £80,000 a year?

>>128791051
milibot was comedy gold compared to fucking combyn

>>128788744

They're quite nice desu

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>I live with my girlfriend and two children

>>128790917
I feel safe now, thanks pal.

>>128791037
haha *upvote*

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>>128790621

i'm litterally like a kid at christmas

when brexit happened i could barely believe it and it came as a shock. This one i'm fully prepared and giddy in anticipation with the level of buttblast which will occur.

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Who else /depressed/ here?

Can we transfer into comfy hours earlier?

>>128791219
DEGENERATES

>>128787946
48hr Tim surge?

>>128788841
STOP using the word "based" you nog

>>128791206
Corbyn is terrifying, Miliband was just incompetent and didn't know what he is doing. Corbyn knows what he is doing, and what he is doing will destroy this country.

>>128791168
>HURR

Sucrose is not glucose you thick cunt.

SUPPORT TIMECUBE OR BE CURSED.

EARTH HAS 4 CORNER

SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY

TIME CUBE

WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION.

4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1

DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.

IGNORANCE OF TIMECUBE4

SIMPLE MATH IS RETARDATION

AND EVIL EDUCATION DAMNATION.

CUBELESS AMERICANS DESERVE -

AND SHALL BE EXTERMINATED.

>>128789563
>>128790327
The established parties will stay they'll just find themselves being dragged from centre, like Corbyn has and a future Tory may do (the left claim May is far right but that's rubbish imo)

Two party system here to stay.

>>128788954

Rather more complicated if she's a Muslim.

>>128791119
meant for
>>128789810

>>128790619
Condemns them now, when it's convenient. Condemns the ira, now when it's convenient.
Supports trident now when it's convenient.
See the pattern, so does the public.

>>128791219
>>I live with my girlfriend and her two children

>>128791263
It's almost too easy. They shouldn't be so disappointed, but they will be. That's the most disappointing thing.

>>128790660
>>128790756

That he's resigning?

>>128789372
Trannies are pretty crazy desu. They're like flamboyant faggots but even worse. Also most of them are promiscuous, filling in for all the bareback cock they couldn't get as men.

>>128789839
pakicuntfag

>>128791301
>Corbyn knows what he is doing, and what he is doing will destroy this country.
And it'll be the gullible kids who idolise him crying first.

>>128791415
>my girlfriend's sons

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You know you've fucking had it when even the Trots accept you're gonna lose.

>>128790809
>>128790809
>commie SJW
i unironically cringe when i think about sharing a board, a nation, and a democracy with people like you. no matter who you vote for, you have to hold yourself to a higher standard that this.

ask me how i know you don't do very well at parties. you don't have to be a Labour supporter but if you are going to do the tory thing at least put a bit of effort in. this isn't though, it's not even propaganda. it's posting on the level of a spinal reflex.

have some self respect

>>128791350
Sucrose is 50% glucose you thick cunt

I'm whiiiiiiiiiite

>>128789741
The Tory shills here don't understand sarcasm.

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Considering making a faceberg and with no friends set to private just for tinder. Am quite a handsome lad but the thought of taking pictures that will appeal to normie slags seems like a lot of effort right now. What do lads?

>>128788300
>>128788954
>Only just realising that Asian women are objectively hotter than white women

How new are you?

>>128791505
Corbyn is a fucking Communist.

White dude behind the Tory bloke genuinely looks like he wants to shoot the place up.

>>128791624

Do it led

I always make sure to swipe on women that clearly have no self esteem

>>128791385
I agree with this. That's kind of what I meant but I just worded it like a dick. UKIP will pull the Tories to the right, as they already have done and are still doing, and Corbynites, Momentum and GRN will pull LAB to the left.

After this whitewash on Thursday, Labour are going to have to take a serious look at their party.

They can either go full Blairite and hope it works again or they can try to get the Greens, LDs and others on side and create a real left-wing party.

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Is he /our guy/?

>>128790782
Reddit shills again.

May named the threat of Islamist terror.

Corbyn cannot. He refuses to.

The issue isn't police funding. We've been very lucky. Attacks were bound to get through. We have stopped so many before. Even the attackers last weekend were shot dead in 8 mins from the police call. The threat is unprecedented though. A leader needs to address the issue of Islamist terror.

I might vote Corbyn if he explicitly names Islamism as the problem, but he's pandering to the PC crowd as far as I can see it.

>>128790809
"Commie SJW" Are you from the 2015 first stage redpill "Muh feminism and Black lives matter".

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>>128791505

I'm the life and soul of parties m8.

He's a communist
He's a SJW

What was wrong in my statement?

>>128787368
>British men Khuram Butt and Rachid Redouane
>British
Kill me

>>128791624
>Baneposting

Reported.

>>128791624

Will only work for getting laid, not long term stable relationships. no normie female wants to fuck a lad with no facebook

>>128790660
It's the "24 hours to save the NHS" line

just cooked my leftover kebab shop pizza lads.

also bought some choccy milk for my coco pops

>>128791122
Dave studies engineering, gets 60k debt, pays it off himself, no inheritance, no nepotism
Tarquin studies history, drops out, goes back, gets a job with daddy, no debt, inheritance

sounds good desu. the important thing is that your weak chinned mutant offspring have as much of a leg up on normal people because they truly cannot cut it on a level playing field. fuck off.

the problem with repeating easily dismissed economic platitudes is that you don't understand central banking, monetary policy, or basic macroeconomics.

>I went to the uni of life lad
i can tell

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>>128791735
>Having to define that you're discussing the white man
>Britain in current year

>>128790641

kek

The anglo took over the entire fucking world. and little do you know, that we still rule it, with a steel fist wrapped in a velvet glove. Our liniage has given us an evolutionary advantage over all the peoples of the world, an advantage born out through the environmental pressures that only living on an island covered in dire weather and all manner of challenge that no other part of the human race can match. tick tock mednigger... we might let you live, we shall have to see the level of autism ploting the sandniggers demise

>>128790809
>Can't risk a Corbyn victory desu. I don't like May, but at least she isn't a commie SJW.
Do you genuinely believe that a Marxist social justice warrior is worse than an authoritarian who has no regard for privacy or civil liberties?

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>>128790782
Tory voters are a special breed of stupid even more than Labour's.

Pic related is your average Tory voter. Notice how they all look like alcoholics.

>>128791930

>italian man yousef

bloody sandwops

>>128789588
>I worry for 'young people' they seem like a bunch of twats.

I thought this was all a part of getting older, like thinking modern music is shit etc, but im not convinced, i honestly think modern music is actually just shit and these kids are literally just fucking morons.

The worlds in a bad place.

>>128791884
Corbyn named the Saudi though, something May hasn't done, nor what Cameron, Obama, Bush and Blair ever did.

And let's not get started on le based God Emperor and his comments about how he supports the Saudis in taking on Qatar and "ending terrorism."

>>128792192

a sound collection of top blokes tbqh

>>128792192
They just look like older white men to me.

>>128791922
Yes, everyone made fun of George Bush for being a Yale graduate.

>>128791185
it's just the same 'I'm alright Jack' bullshit as before. no one liked them at school, so now they live their small lives and fret about their ISAs while raising dull and entitled children who no one will like at school. some kind of libidinal revenge fantasy played out forever on the national stage. we will never progress as a nation until the idea that it's better to be a rich moron than a useful poor person is dead and buried.

Emmm.

>>128791185
You don't get it do you?

More spending means more borrowing.

That means more taxes for all of us later.

We can't afford this pandering policy. Infrastructure is a good place to spend money, but not on paying for students to study meme degrees.

The money isn't there. Raising corporation tax as we leave the EU will lead to corporate exodus and raise less than it does now (maybe not immediately but after a few years).

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>>128792192
Let me just up that red some more lad

>>128792192
look, a line up of people who've worked their whole lives

>>128790629

Not a hypercube, shiggy.

>>128792120

Yes. May can be replaced by her more libertarian colleagues. Corbyn and Momentum are a whole other level of nuts. This is a man who just recently praised Venezuela and Cuba.

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just drank two bottles of wine and I'm finihing off a bottle of port... wew.. smokked a pack of chesterfield too, who else on the /drink/ tonight?

This pic had me howling--- THE WHEATFIELDS ANON... THE WHEAT FIELDS!!!

https://twitter.com/GuidoFawkes/status/872226608022769668

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>128791884
May names the threat but you believe cutting police AND military spending will make us safer? Keep shilling.

More police = more manpower to investigate terrorists here before they act.
More military = more effective and efficient army to deal with Islamists in the Middle East

new

>>128792396
>>128792396
>>128792396
>>128792396

>>128792013
choccy milk on coco pops?
lad, that's like blackfacing a wog

>>128792002

Last ditch attempt to salvage their campaign, if the security stuff wasn't top news it might work.

Not this week though and with the two biggest selling newspaper going full out on attacking Corbyn.

>>128791922

How do you even pronounce this lads name?

>>128791995

>t. hasn't experience the force of nature that is my dick

>>128792192
>typical british voter
>not alcoholic
k

>>128792445
Dad?

>>128791418

>That's the most disappointing thing.

i think u may have got that wrong lad... its going to be fucking awesome... i want to see suicides... i'll be reopening my facekike just to see the meltdown

oh god its going to be quality

> Stop blaming immigration for everything

Every issue discussed tonight is impacted by a growth in population

Nobody mentions it as an issue.

As soon as it is, RACIST!