/CPD/ General Midnight Roberts Edition

ROBERT CAN'T BE STOPPED
ROBERT CAN'T BE CONTAINED

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IN 4 SHOTS FIRED & CAR SHOT UP & WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE CARS FOR ALL THESE PEOPLE

We in here

>>128393118
I've been in Chicongo for 7 years
>right close to the Roosevelt St outbursts we occasionally have at the Orange/Green line
Can't wait for this year's stuff

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I heard the CPD are getting new uniforms to help remake their image, they had a preview showing too.

real death hours

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FOUR
FOUR SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH AH AH

>>128393384
Been here all my life, even the safe places aren't safe.

>>128393390
Noice, noice

>>128393467
hahaha at least we ain't in Englewood

>>128393390
During the Rizzo years in Philly, Roberts wore patent leather trench coats.

>Caller can hear her daughter screaming for help
Mo rapin in progress.

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WE APPROACHING REAL NIGGA HOURS

LET THE CARNAGE BEGIN

>>128393581
Oh fuck yes, all throughout the community area of Northcenter I need only worry about roving drunks, unhinged male whites, and the occasional homeless nut job.

>>128393384
>>128393467
i can't even imagine

i just stay in my cushy little spot of green

>>128393659
What happens at real nigga hours?

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hispanic Dispatcher a CUTE

>>128393804
Real nigga sheiiitt

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>>128393781
>i just stay in my cushy little spot of green
I live in Texas, and I can't even imagine. Kek.

>>128393804
Have you ever seen "The Purge"?

>>128393781
What you hear on this scanner is just our daily lives on the news, Danish bro. A pity really, Chicago would be way cooler without all this.

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>>128393159
PIc is fucking awesome OP

>>128393804
Robert requests forms.

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>>128393659
its always real nigga hours in Chiraq
Not like Male Black has to go to work tomorrow

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>>128393851
Sheeeeiiiiitttt nigga, that all you had to say.

>intoxicated son stole her car

>>128393687
Is Ribfest any good or is it just overpriced and crowded?

>>128393833
I guarantee you she's a frumpy 400 lb. 36 year old.

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>>128393932
Kek! Thanks m8. Your pic reminded me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HOFRGOzknQ

>>128393998
I hope they find him before he kills somebody

>>128393990
Ahahahah WHAT'S GOOOOOD NIGGA?

>trayvon

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>>128393887
oh shit, remember me anon? Bought my P320 RX last weekend, I'm in love. no pic to post so have the old one

>>128393804
Male Blacks all go to bed cause they gotta get up and work the next day

>>128394024
It can be, the live shows are so-so but you can find great food from some of the vendors.

>>128394106
riiiiiiight

FALLEN AND CAN'T GIT UP

>got a call from "Lifeline"
omfg, people actually buy that shit?

>>128394026
delet

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Logan Square fag here. Want to make a block and half trek to 7 eleven for a brewski to make this night extra comfy. What are the chances anons wanna bet I'll get nogged on the way?

>>128394307
pre stretch your butthole anon

>>128394103
>The guy who owns all the Intron Depots I don't
I remember you Robert. Jealous about that RX package. I'm sitting on my hands until the X-five P320s start shipping in decent numbers. Sig's other bullshit aside, I'm really impressed with the P320 family. Glad yours is treating you right.

>>128393887
true the Chicago situation is a bit unique

>>128393913
shieet man i watched that short video BBC did, the reality of the situation made my stomach turn

>>128394307
Chances: High

>>128394307
I give you a 20% chance.

>>128394307
Robert's pretty busy already. Maybe just stay in tonite.

>extremely drunk female white in Mercedes trying to drive

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>>128393887
>>128394103
>Masamune Shirow n' guns

>>128394307
you will be fine, just take your 6 armed bodyguards to watch your back
enjoy your beer!

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>>128394307
Do it, faggot, and take pics that I can meme.

>>128394103
Also, as another thought, if I was going after any one of those three, which would you recommend I get first? I need more rags to pose with my gats.

>female white says she is 'extremely drunk' while trying to drive away in a silver benz
lol

Shots fired.

>>128394599
how many?

>>128394529
Kek. For some reason, Sigs always get posted with Shirow.

>male passed out in the middle of the street
>offender tried to pull an object out of his pants

>Strongarm robbery
>Male tried to pull something out of his pants
T-thats not a strong "arm" robbery, dispatch..

>>128394668
Disregard, my scanner feed was relaying older messages.

Optics in their pants?

>>128394562
>Also, as another thought, if I was going after any one of those three, which would you recommend I get first? I need more rags to pose with my gats
any one of them, is Bullets good? also, none of them have sweaty horse cock

>>128394841
Object...ok

>8 shots fired in the alley at Tremble (sp?)

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>EIGHT
>EIGHT SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

multiple calls of multiple shots fired

FIREWORKS

Its crazy out tonight cpd. Im always amazed by how the heat brings out all the undesirables like sweat from a fat frothing negress.

July?
Shit we gotta make it thru the whole summer

sassy fireworks

>>128394852
>also, none of them have sweaty horse cock
thank fucking goodness.

> is Bullets good?
Its definitely "shiny" Shirow, lots of good guns, lots of detailed workflow images of how he utilizes CG in his work. I found it interesting.

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EIGHT
EIGHT SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH AH

nigger

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>>128394984
>>128394904
>TFW AH AH AH

>>128394852
>Bullets
I meant Ballistics

>>128394668
It's Trumbull.

>>128394904
>>128394984
guys this is getting a little unnerving

Why would any business stay open during rrh?

>>128395054

oh my

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Been seeing these threads for a while now but never clicked on them.... till now, so what the fuck is this thread all about?

>>128395116 meant for>>128394890

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>>128394956
most people haven't gotten their air conditioners set in, and maybe 60% of us in Chicago don't even have central cooling air
>we'd be chilling until 10pm-11pm in our ghetto ass lawn chairs sipping on water to lemon water

>>128395144
Final battle for survival of a city.

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>>128395144
These threads document the eternal struggle between Robert and his arch nemesis, Male Black. Welcome.

>>128394852
>also, none of them have sweaty horse cock
Berserk is two blocks down.

da bloods nikka

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>>128395144
Go here: http://youarelistening.to/chicago

Set the soundcloud stream volume to 30%. Get a beverage. Stay a while, and Listen to the city of Chicago bleed. Welcome to comfytown.

>>128394981
wait...you don't know about Shirow's new penchant for horse cock? it gets posted alot over in /m/ when ever they have a "Best Shirow girl" thread

>>128395144
We listen to police transmissions from the Chicago Police Department.

>>128395263
any beginner material I should look into? Which one of the links in the OP should I click first, I want to join in on the fun guys

>>128395144

click on the broadcastify link and get comfy

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>>128395270

>>128395335
>you don't know about Shirow's new penchant for horse cock?
Oh, I know. I just don't need that in my life. I understand he's Japanese, and I don't hold that against him, kek.

Sounds like quite the gang gathering.

>>128395366
I like the one with ambient music.Don't be afraid to ask questions as they arise. These threads are normally polite.

>everybody's drunk and on cocaine

everybody's drunk and on cocaine

>everybody is drunk and on cocaine
ok then

Everybody's drunk and on cocaine.

>>128395366
>heyjackass.com
all the stats you need
and have http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web open in a sperate tab

>Everybody is drunk and on cocaine
Sounds like a fun time.

>Everybody's drunk and on cocaine

>drunk and on blowcaine, 1 OD not breathing
doin too many hollywoods

EVERYBODY IS DRUNK AND ON COCAINE

EVERYBODY

>EVERYBODY
I fucking love this city.

>>128395393
i am 12 and what is this

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>>128395144
Welcome aboard, Robert. Pull up a seat, grab a snack & drink, and enjoy the coonery

Darwin award right here folks
http://chicago.suntimes.com/news/police-shoot-offender-following-shots-fired-in-washington-park/amp/

Downer

>>128395456
>>128395570
Thanks guys

>>128395248
>Tfw just worked a double
>Picked up some Lizard King
>Roommate blasts the AC in the Summer

Bout to get cozy and turn on the scanner as soon as this red line whisks me away to uptown.

I get the reasoning but the way the activity in busy spots flicks like a switch with the warmth is always astounding. Chicago Summer is some of the best weather around tho.

>>128395718
>http://chicago.suntimes.com/news/police-shoot-offender-following-shots-fired-in-washington-park/amp/
I now want to make a Oregon Trail-style adventure game where you play as a 15 year old MALE BLACK in the city of Chicago, and your objective is to make it to your 21st birthday.

Does anyone have that webm of the dindu shooting at someone and then the cops (I think CPD) happen to be across the street and they pull up and blast him?

It's security camera footage and the black guy is just dumping his mag at someone totally indiscriminately with bystanders around.

Thanks in advance if you can post or find on YT

>>128395752
Kek...not everybody in the thread. Youll need to listen to the accompanying audio feed to get the conv here.

>>128395913

"You approach an intersection, do you want to use the crosswalk?"

>Calk the wagon and float.

>cameo pants

>>128395967
listening in right now, trying to figure out what all the terminology means, probably won't sleep tonight so I'm listening in for the night

>>128396037
>cameo pants
Increases stealth by 25%

>>128395913
>you got AIDS from the hood rat you raw dogged it with
>you have died
>restart?

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>>128395752

np

>group of females jumping on a female by the school in the alley

>>128395913
> Your nigga Jamal has died of dysentery

>females jumping on a female behind the school

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>>128395948

>>128396104
All the numbers and names are here
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

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>>128395752

>>128396104
Just so you know, "Robert" refers generally to police officers. I think.

>person down, female white underneath a tree face down wearing granny pants

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>>128396146
Happen to have the pasta picture (Black, white text) that explains pic related as well as their other codes?

>white female face down under a tree
F

>>128396104
Basically you root for Robert to make it through various situations with the help of a panel of dispatch cuties. Male Black is the most common obstacle in Robert's path.

>>128396286
Yes, it's how CPD is addressed over the radio.

>1633 w madison
>female white down under a tree
>fanny pack

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>>128396297
this?

>>128396203

That's it, thanks anon!

>caller just got home and his plants on the porch are knocked over, he's worried

>>128396203
kek half of that niggers shots hit the ground too

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>>128396034
>>128396141
>>128396173
>Robert has called you over for a stop and frisk. What do you say?
>HANDS UP DON'T SHOOT

>SHEEEEIIIIIIIT

>>128393159
Possible tresspassing on W. Roscoe.

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>>128396305
>white female face down under a tree

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>>128396104
also, "Check your keys" is a common one, and you know what? I can't remember the last time I heard a check keys call.

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>>128396392
Not the one I recalled, but even better. Thanks Robert.

>>128396443
>my cabbages

>12-13 shots fired on 2800 West Fullton, they are still shooting

12 or 13 shots

>>128396554
>ghoulposters
Fucking wackos.

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>>128396517
There was that one a few days ago, were Adam had his keys unchecked for almost 20 minutes. Disptach sic'ed a supervisor on him. I bet all CPDs got their asses chewed on during their roll calls. They are all probably wearing their radios funny to keep the keys free from anything. Kek.

>>128396464
so what packing list do you start with?
>one Glawk Foty
>black hoodie
>two rubbers

2 shots and battery in progress

>>128396693
>for almost 20 minutes
Holy shit

>>128394307
How white are you?
100%
>100% chance of being nogged
75%
>75% chance of being nogged
50%
>50% COBN
25%
>75% COBN
0% white
>200% COBN

A girl that used to work for me told me that cpd arent required to do PT. They get paid a small bonus if they do it and her cop mom always did. A lot of our Roberts are obese. Need to get them fit so they can take on their nemesis more effectively. They lean on their SUVs too much.

>>128396693
I just meant tonight. there were alot of check keys last night

>>128396693
>>128396517

Do you guys remember the night after the cubs won the world series? Someone had a key stuck for like 90 minutes right after the game ended, it was chaos.

>>128396772
And $500 on your EBT card. Kek.

>>128396831
We were losing our minds. Dispatch was apoplectic.

>grandson male black on the porch is acting crazy, has a knife

>>128396895
Actually the minorities don't have it all that easier.

>>128396910
whats a key check?

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>>128396693
>TWENTY MINUTES

>>128396927

Btw thank you anons who keep these threads alive. I'm usually browsing pol through tor / VPN so I can't bump. I'm here most nights though.

>>128396517
I love Adam-12

>>128397000
Checked keys AND digits...key check refers to a robert that has his push to talk button stuck in on the radio.

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>>128393804

>>128397000
If the buttons on their radios are doing weird shit the dispatch will tell them to check if they're pressed. So if you hear a shitload of static then dispatch will say, "check your keys."

>>128396937
>apoplectic.
>Apoplectic comes from a Greek word that means to "disable by a stroke."
jesus Robert, don't use such obtuse words, I had to look that up.

>>128397000
The radios do not transmit and recieve at the same time. If the user keeps the key held, it jams comms.

>>128397000
The button on their radios. If they get it snagged on something, their radios broadcast continuously, making it impossible for other units/dispatch to talk on that channel. It is radio-frequency shitposting.

>>128397000
keys checked

>>128397000

Nice digits

It's when your radio transmit key is stuck, no one else can say anything cause you're jamming the channel. Ever used a walkie talkie?

>Teresa says a male on the back porch is trying to break in

>>128395913
>you are an aspiring rapper

>>128397126
>>128397132
>>128397163
>>128397167
>>128397190
>>128397209
gotcha. Thanks roberts

>>128396927
I lived a fewblocks away when it happened. Nothing quite like it. Even thr gay clubs were playing the game as people filled the street

>>128397131
>Nyx holds a funeral for Chicago

>>128395913
>you need some milk
>you have died of lactose intolerance

>>128397247
Just moved recently, but then I was on Addison street (same street as Wrigley field) and I just gotta say, HOLY SHIT was that great.

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>>128397211
Needs to start with a copy of his mixtape in his inventory, shit. I wish I knew how to code, I'd make this happen.

>>128397142
Hahaha sorry, mate. You should have heard him, He was almost gargling at one point. The impotent rage was fucking real.

>>128397319
>you have failed to control your high blood pressure
>sickle cell anemia has killed you

>>128397394
How do they even address the problem? Pray they figure it out? Give 'em a call on their phone?

Male white passed out by the blue line.
Again, the blue line sucks.

Male White passed out

>>128397394
impotent rage is my favourite super hero

>>128396986
Check your keys, friend. I made the proper calculations. The trend continues from
>>128396895
-25% white
>250% COBN
-50% white
>5000% COBN
etc.

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>>128394562
Here you go.

>shots fired brown sugar, unknown if they're fireworks or not

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>>128397142
>jesus Robert, don't use such obtuse words, I had to look that up.
I'd talk shit and make fun of you but that isn't what your real CPD retards are all about

>>128397509
I think they can get a ID number for the radio, but I don't know if the cops sign for them buy that or a dif serial number? I have heard dispatch loosing their mind say "Who EVER has tadio number 1234, you have a stuck key!"

>>128397511
It fuckin smells like piss even when theres no homeless. Boystown was great for my first neighborhood here but I dont miss the smelliest line in town.

Probably a Logan Square hipster passed out.

Gang members making noise.

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>10-15 shots

dropping in late tonight hope you guys are comfy

>>128395913
>>128397211
>>128397394
>an aspiring, conscious hip hop artist who went by the name of J-Def, and worked to bring his music and message
>The J-Def Peace Project works with youth, adults, churches, schools, educators, city officials, community activists and community organizations citywide. Our projects include public art works, film screening workshops, performing arts and speaking engagements.
OH FUCK
I see this guy's mural all the fucking time when hopping on the Pink Line headed into the city
Every year, there's a bunch of community kids adding gems and sparkley shit to keep "the memory" alive
This kid died when he was headed to his first street rap brawl a bit after he turned 21 i heard

>>128397708
Good morning Robert I'm late as well

>>128397685
Or some druggie.

>>128397509
They got his ID number. He read it out several times trying to get his attention. Some other Adam called dispatch about it, and Dispatch told him that he'd already contacted a supervisor, kek.

>>128397511
blue line at night in the winter

https://youtu.be/aM9jztqlHLU

>>128397572
did you actually walk a block and half on Saturday night and make it back alive and un raped?

JAPAN OSAKA WE LOVE REAL ROBERT HOURS
WE WANT TO GO TO AMERICA AND HELP ROBERT FIGHT MALE BLACK
IT IS OUR FAVORITE PASS TIME TO HEAR REAL ROBERT HOURS

>>128397770
Like I said. A logan hipster

Roberts volunteer for duty while on duty.

white male in wheelchair harassing the carwash Robert

Wheelchair bound male white harassing people by a carwash.

>>128397744
>This kid died when he was headed to his first street rap brawl a bit after he turned 21 i heard
By Kek's blessing, I will admit that I came up with 21 from statistics. I had no idea that was the case with this article. God damn.

>>128395913
>>128397453
>you are out of funds
>wait for welfare check or try to get a job?
>wait for check
>you have gained 300 EBT points

>>128397509
Basically they hope the offending officer figures it out.

Worst case scenario they go through every officer and ask them individually to check their keys.

On the night of the world series, they had to resort to that... And they STILL didn't know who was responsible. It was amazing. All that chaos from the world series and their radios basically didn't work, they had to get everyone to switch to a different channel. Probably my favorite night of listening to CPD radio ever.

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>>128397652
>I think they can get a ID number for the radio, but I don't know if the cops sign for them buy that or a dif serial number? I have heard dispatch loosing their mind say "Who EVER has tadio number 1234, you have a stuck key!"

pretty sure they're running analogue trunking with some sort of APRS type reporting system from what i've heard, cause they can definitely pull the radio ID and we've heard talk of them trying to track people outside the system, but short of someone making fake calls its just not even worth their time

>>128397896
I was close, guy JUST turned 19 and some gang mistook him for another rival gang member
>still was headed to a street rap brawl (like what Eminem did)

>>128397835
Welcome Osaka, Northcenter Robert OP here, make yourself comfortable and enjoy the cops sweeping the refuse of my city.

>>128397835
We're always looking for more good Roberts to fight Male Black.

>>128397744
digits confirm. iz true

jesus this is getting out of control, takes me over a minute to find the shit in my cpd folder, need to quit saving all the good stuff but theres just so much

>>128397652
they can get an ID number from the radio

I was a military COP and worked dispatch for awhile

We used the Motorola XTS5000 radios, they had a duress button on top of each radio so we had to know who was carrying each radio, also...when radio is keyed would get a code of who it was and could go to the chart and figure who had that radio

>>128398033
Should have kept his "white armor" in his inventory, kek.

>>128397652

Their radios are not digital, this is not true. They don't have any easy way to figure it out. There's no encoding of your serial number in the transmission or anything like that.

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>>128397945
>>you have gained 300 EBT points
FUCK this would be amazing.

>>128398088
>I was a military COP
former 11B here, I FUCKING HATE THE LAPD PHONETIC ALPHABET

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>>128397835

Female Black assault on mom. Knife wielding Black upstairs.

>>128398156
>Their radios are not digital, this is not true. They don't have any easy way to figure it out. There's no encoding of your serial number in the transmission or anything like that.

they most definitely do, don't need digital to do so, i'z got FCC AE license

>>128398088

Nevermind, this anon seems to know better than I.

Anyone hams around know how this works? I'm surprised this is possible, seems strange to mix such a complicated identification mechanism with low-tech analog radio...

>>128398210
You do not sound Charles Ocean Mary Frank Young, anon. :3

>tfw homeless guy left the train 3 stop ago
>the terrible smell still fills the car
>tfw only the other chicago anons will understand how i feel

Come visit, Ill show you the sights sounds and smells of this city.

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>>128397820
>(You)
alive to shitpost another night. should i be more worried about such a risk for so little?

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just heard Robert say someone was waiting for a Uber. I have laughed at all the Uber related calls, but now I feel kinda bad for those schmucks

>>128398210
3P071 here...air force
worked with 11Bs (and scouts, and combat engineers {route clearing}) in Kirkuk and Ballad

Also hate police phonetic alphabet

>>128398381
>Supreme Pizza
You are a heathen. Shoulda gotten some meatlovers.

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>>128398437
>Female white assailant

RARE

my fav was the "25 shots fired from high powered rifle at UBER driver"
30min later "UBER driver firing shots"

>stable is not a condition

>>128393159
Those are some brave men.
Do they hire vets or military? I'm sure they need experience before sending them out

>>128398357
>Charlie
>Oscar
>Mike
>Foxtrot
>Yankee

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>>128398308
YOU SHOULD HAVE BINNED IT

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>>128398497
>>128398210
>>128398088

Milfag reunion on /cpd/? Reporting in for da Corps

>>128398437
>Be in Chiraq during RRH
>Not having own escape pod
Stupid games

>>128398578
ex-mil tend to gravitate towards Police work, and most department give a point bonus in the hiring process for ex-mil

>>128398328

How does it work? How is it encoded?

>>128398437
...How in the fuck do you let a 16 year old blonde thot machete you to death in your own car?

>>128398596
>guns banned
>knives banned
what do the ban next? Fists? bike locks?

Woah, must be an early Father's Day celebration.

>live band in the back yard making too much noise

>>128398627
ok, 11B here, I laughed way to hard at that

>>128398353
I used this tech 10-11 years ago so sure its better now
Most of the time never looked at who was transmitting cause they would ID themselves in transmission

If I got a duress code, I could figure out what radio it was coming from in 2 mins or so. Would then call code alpha and send someone to investigate that duress button

Surely its gotten better since then

Just to access their repeater would cause radio to ID itself...surely there is a Radio anon here

>>128398796
They celebrate Father's Day in Chicago?

>>128398353
>Anyone hams around know how this works? I'm surprised this is possible, seems strange to mix such a complicated identification mechanism with low-tech analog radio...

look up APRS it's similar to most systems like that, it's pretty much just noise that rides on the analog signal that reports ID, time, etc, tx modulates the info and rx demodulates and interprets it, can also carry GPS info
think like screeching noises you hear on dial up modems or fax machines, example of sending data over analogue systems

>>128398197
top kek

>neighbor tore down the decorations she had on the front door
>it's escalating

>>128398756
trucks? cars? had some nut job say these are all false flags so they can force everyone to use public transportation thus giving the gov control over everyone

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>>128398863
modest kek

>>128398847
Nope. They can't g et the funds for a digital overhaul. Listen a while. You'll hear dispatch occasionally call a Robert and ask him if he's OK because he accidentally depressed his duress button.

>>128398863
>They celebrate Father's Day in Chicago?
Not everyone.

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>>128398556
there have been a couple female whites busting out tonight

very nice skyline too
>tfw you can legally import 25 y/o cars now including skylines, many with low mileage for just a few thousands (for the RWD non-turbos)

>>128398627
I joined the Air Force cause I like fighting wars in the Air Conditioning!!!

Never worked with Marines deployed, just Army and some Navy

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>>128398863
>pack of niglets running around setting off fireworks
It's my best guess.

>>128398756
Mean words.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZAHk0g-Nfk

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>>128398381
You went un-raped though, right?

Hand waver

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>>128399007
>very nice skyline too
>>128399007
digimons witnessed

look closely at the grille

>skylines skylines
bnr32 best car ever, refusing to have this convo with you again, BUT i still love you

>>128399007
>>128398556
>All these Skylines
>Nismo
I'm going to watch Noriyaro when I go to sleep later.

>>128399028
Apparently we're a pain to be around, I never noticed t b h f a m

>West 18th Place
That's 5 minutes away but i ain't driving in this time of nite

>person shot

>>128399223
Kek

>>128398724
if the PD you are applying for is civil service they give FIVE extra points for military
and TEN extra points for military with a purple heart
So just your military experience can mean the difference to make it to the interview process

Person shot.was it Male Black?

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>multiple shots fired calls
>another person has been shot
It's been such a good night to listen.

>>128399193
ok ill skyline post one more time

saw one auctioning on bringatrailer yesterday, 18k miles perfect condition 100% stock except a turbo timer, passed jap inspection in last 6 mo, got to 28k but didn't sell due to reserve cost, was looking for a Tatra 813 and somehow wound up looking at r32 gtr's as usual

K-9 Roberts en route

>K9 is en route
SEND IN THE DOGBERTS

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KILO ROBERTS

ARF ARF

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>>128399439
>>128399443

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>Yall a bunch of mothercukers, mane!
DJ COON RETURNS!!

wtf was that "motherfuckers" transmission???

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>>128399175
there was a lot gunfire and emo rap, may have repressed it. getting an std test on monday. I'll let you know if i contracted sickle cell anemia.

What did he mean by this?

>[Inexplicable] motherfuckers, man.
Anyone else hear that?

>>128399578
LIKE A WEEK AGO

OR TWO SHIT

SOME NIGGA WITH A BAOFENG WAS SHITPOSTING ON THE RADIO.

>>128399578
Sometimes we get music too.

"Buncha motherfuucckkers maanne"

hackin the airwaves, yo

>>128399307
and if you are a white male you will need the extra points too. I applied to a major department while I was still in the Army. After taking the written exam they issued 3 diff cut off scores. Females, blacks, black females got to be on both cut off lists, and the evil white male cut off. with my bonus I had like an 85. The white male list didn't go that low, the black list went down to something like 75 for call back to continue the hiring process.
I applied and took the test for several other departments. you knew right away which had blind hiring when you walked into the test hall.Nothing but white males. Women and minorities didn't even want to try.

>>128399643
>SOME NIGGA WITH A BAOFENG WAS SHITPOSTING ON THE RADIO.
i know it was you, wuz all like "we wuz kangz brbafkFBICIANSADOD"

>>128397962

You know, it's not hard at all to broadcast on police frequencies (but of course it's illegal). I'm surprised that people haven't jammed those frequencies more with their own "stuck keys" on purpose. That would really fuck PD up long enough to get away with a crime.

>6 shots fired in the alley at 2200 west drace

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>>128399643

>>128399742
Hhahaha I live in Texas, dude. If I had enough energy to shitpost on CPD radios I'd have cancer. Or I'd be on fire or something.

>>128399578
Chicago PD uses a old radio system that civies can transmit on, so sometimes you get shit like that.

>>128399813
*West Grace
>FTFY

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ANOTHER PERSON SHOT

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>>128399824
>Hhahaha I live in Texas, dude. If I had enough energy to shitpost on CPD radios I'd have cancer. Or I'd be on fire or something.
satellites n sheeeeeeeeeeeit

>>128399732
This sadly, I was about to apply for Border Patrol before deciding to go to college instead, they were doing everything they could to get Veteran beans to sign up, the recruiter I got in touch with tried to convince me to go through with it lol. I figure I'll go to school and get a BA in law or something and go for ICE Agent instead.

>>128399809
There are many such vulnerabilities throughout the United States. We're lucky the underclasses are more patriotic than criminal.

man ejected from the car Sacramento/Milwaukee. skins hanging off his leg

> man ejected from car
Chicago space program

4chan acting odd tonight too much slide

>skin's just hanging off the ankle
>man was ejected

Auto accident, injuries, skin hanging off ankle, sacramento and milwaukee

>>128399824
WE WUZ COWBOYS N SHEIT

>Auto accident
>Skins just hanging off the ankle
>was ejected from the vic
Should of worn yo belt, nigga.

>>128399971
Can that even work? I cannot into telecommunications.

>>128400031
>4chan acting odd

ok

>>128399993
*more stupid than political
ftfy

>>128400045
disregard milwaukee

>>128399732
Im in Reserves now, like 90% of guys in my unit are COPs now.
all tell same stories
Local PD has its own academy, hires anyone who passes civil service and back ground
Many non military drop out cause training it 'too mean'

I remember doing pushups till I pewked, then moving over to do more in 2003 basic

Male Black shooter escaping on foot.

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These threads are the angel on /pol/'s shoulder.
May they forever remain a No Bullying Zone.

>>128399809
>I'm surprised that people haven't jammed those frequencies more with their own "stuck keys" on purpose.
If they're smart enough to scheme up something like that they're most likely smart enough to reconsider criminal acts.

>>128399732
fucking board ate my long good reply
does this work now

>>128400054
>Can that even work? I cannot into telecommunications.
pretty simple yeah, don't really need satellites, could easily enough used a connected SDR (something like webSDR, software defined radio connected to the internet) and do it through your microphone if you had the proper access and the signals weren't blocked up

with enough power you could even bounce off the ionosphere and get on their channel with a few hundred watts from TX but that's a very unlikely scenario, especially in those bands

>do we have any parts of the body on these guys or what?

Did I hear that right?

NEW BREAD WHEN?

FLED THE SCENE
>TIME TO FIND BLACK WALDO

what was that last one involving the shoulders and eyes?

Anyone got an alternative stream? Very certain the problem is on my end but I can't load the player for shit.

man ejected from vehicle fled the scene. passenger scooted over to the driver's seat.

gun shot and status description
oh it's a bloody night in Chicongo

>>128400329
Heard that, too

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>Male ejected from vehicle
>Skin on axle

>>128400379
locations of gun shot wounds (GSW)

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>driver fled the scene
>now someone else is in the driver's seat

don't say I dundu nuffin to take responsibility

>>128400387
click on Feed Details and it might let you change the Player it needs

>>128400395
we're at least 5 or 6 shooting victims deep at least.

>>128400304
You say its easy, I guess if it is its rarely profitable enough to try? I'd imagine the FCC can level federal charges at someone trying that sit.

someone make a new bread

>dui driver

>>128400338
NOW

>>128400387
>http://youarelistening.to/chicago
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

You've tried both feeds and still no dice?