/CPD/

>>128352292
fist

>>128352292
Male black on Cermak and Cullen

Male Black in black clothes on top of red car at an address on N. Kedzie, landlord called.

Female black found smoking cannabis near playground.

Damen and Harrison hit and run, no injuries.

Western and Archer woman suffering possible seizure in Jewel parking lot.

Shots fired at 3300 block on S. Marshfield, called in from disconnected cellphone, nothing further.

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>>128352292
Bless you, Robert. Today is a day for comfy spaces. Gonna bump like mad for a bit, though, because we're almost off the board.

>>128354775
First of the night,
Male shot on 35th street inside a grey vehicle.

>>128355114
Feel free to do so.

Burglary in progress at 1245 W. Author, man seen going through a window.

Male white found drinking in public place.

>>128352292
4342 on Archer, traffic stop.

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Okay, that's a bit better, but I'm going to keep an eye on it, because lordy jebus, the slide is strong tonight.

>>128356079
Be my guest anon, lots of other /pol/ fags will probably come later.

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>>128352292
Keys checked.

Mayhem Edition.

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>>128355329
It was out of necessity. A couple more minutes and the thread would have been gone.

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evening Roberts

>>128356690
Evenin' Count.

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Robert bump

Shots fired

On Belle Plane 3 Male hispanic teenagers tried handling car doors, now heading Northbound in alley.

Near 71st, Shots fired.

>>128356916
thanks
was it you that recommended that gimp program i made my first meme today what a fucking bitch it was to get used to

Two Male Black with baggy clothing took neighbor's green bike.

>>128352292
1734 W. Henderson, suspicious person, male blacks in baggy clothing possibly stole green bike and heading westbound to Ravenswood.

>>128356690
Check your keys bruh.

GARBAGE CAN FIRE

>>128357274
Nah, must have another Robert. I'm still learning Photoshop and having a bit of fun.

Burning garbage can by Murphy's Bleachers bar on sheffield.

Shots fired.

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>>128357697

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>>128357357
>SHEEEEIT

>>128358166
Oh shit.

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Terror attack in London but Male Back giveS NO FUCKS

N
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>auto vs charter bus

Female black menacing male black with a knife; female has a restraining order.

evening Roberts

ready for any busy party evening tonight

will we see another Male White tonight?

>>128358384
>Who would win?

Good evening, Roberts.

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>>128358260
first meme i have ever made it sucks but i was just fucking around
want to find out how to bend layer property in this and make a cool cpd meme when i get better at this

>>128358507
It's always possible bruh, the whites aren't safe here either.

Gang members spotted open carrying a firearm, 1443 on Maplewood.

46 and Western traffic stop.

>Latanya

>hit and run
>on the tracks one with hair...

>male black slumped over the wheel in crosswalk

>1st district
Bless those poor bastards.

Battery in progress on Paulina, people fighting in hallway.

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>>128359886
Keep 'em coming, we're still sliding. Fuck me.
Here, read this and rage.

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SHOTS FIRED
FOOT PURSUIT

Shots fired on 82 and king drive, shots fired elsewhere, Male black firing shots following verbal dispute.

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>in custody.
Fuck yeah.

>depressed
>schizophrenic
>ran out of meds
>feeling suicidal
>weapons unknown

Suicidal headcase on a street corner.

>Male Asian last night

Are those as rare, or more rare, than white rhinoceros?

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SUICIDAL TENDENCIES

>>128361517
Male Asians are rarer than male whites.

>>128361847
Imaging hearing
>female asian

Shots fired 53rd and Winchester, male black in whiteshirt running into alley.

>>128362099
It'd probably come out of chinatown if we did.

>>128361847
I heard a male white last night
like seeing a white tiger in the wild

Male blacks being porch monkeys.

>Jamira wants them male blacks off her front porch

>>128362556
There was one today drinking publicly.

>shooting in Humboldt Park. Male spic with a ponytail

Shooting in Humbold Park (what a surprise,) shooter Male Hispanic in white T-shirt and wearing a ponytail sitting on porch.

smoke in the alley behind my apartment in Humboldt Park
probably another garbage can fire
I'll let Robert handle it

>>128363270
You live in Humboldt Park? I wish you luck anon.

>>128363065
>shooting in Humboldt Park

>>128363270
>smoke in the alley behind my apartment in Humboldt Park

Really makes you think.

Domestic battery on Eastwood, no weapons involved.

>>128363270
>smoke in the alley behind my apartment in Humboldt Park
Are you male white?

How do you love the neighbors?

>>128363626
It's a slowly gentrifying yet shit neighborhood.

female black
>5'10" and 250

Wow built for comfort, not speed

Battery on Damen and Potomac, 6 people fighting.

>>128363439
West Town/Humboldt Park/Ukrainian Village, depending on what map you're looking at, yeah
>>128363781
Male white gentrifier reporting

>>128362300
well there was that night that a call came out of some Chinese buffet
>Janet calling, says management is trying to charge her more for the all you can eat buffet because she "ate too much"
and this had to have been at like 10:30, almost 11, so you know she had been there for awhile. I'm sure there was a very angry asian woman waiting for Robert to show up

>party bus
Lets roll!

>>128363993
i like my mulch like i like my women black

>>128364103
good luck anon
and thanks for reporting from behind enemy lines

BTW catalog is moving FAST tonight

>>128364343
Plenty of Chinese Buffets outside Chinatown though, so it could have been from anywhere.

I can hear Robert Speeding down my streets bros.

>>128364836
Do you solute each time you hear sirens? I would.

Offender in custody, good going, Robert.

>>128364836
Get us some pics of the fun Robert

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>>128352292

White Dude here.

Chicago is fucked beyond all belief. I had no idea it was a total cesspool.

Some chick named Erica just OD'd...

>>128364941
Nah, it's more depressing if anything. Bunch of faggots running around this city doing terrible things, and they always blame the government when push comes to shove. CPD itself is underfunded because Chicago democrats can't into economics and plenty of cops have had to do shitloads of overtime, making our resources sparse and contributing to the rise in violence we saw last year.

>>128365300
Where you from man? In some ways it's actually better now vs. say 40 years ago when neighborhoods today that are viewed as safe were as bad as these police calls.

Keeler and Carlyle, a girl is being choked by her BF.

>>128365409
Didnt they also recently make it so that if cops shoot at someone driving away in a vehicle they can get suspended without pay and possibly fired?

>>128365409
how big is Chicago?
If Im driving from South Chiraq to North Chiraq...how long does it take?
Not thinking of traffic or construction, is it 30 mins or 2 hours?

>FEMALE WHITE getting attacked

>female white
>alone at laundry mat
>on a saturday night
>in chicago

play stupid games

Female white attacked in front of laundromat.

>>128365937
Chicago is massive, the southern border starts before Calumet City, but you don't find the end of the Northernmost border until Evanston.

>highly intoxicated female laying in the grass

we should switch it up and listen to st. louis police scanners one night

it'll be fun, trust me

>>128366266
I've been to St. Louis, place is a shithole.

>>128365952
Some people don't have a choice.

>>128366405
exactly, some parts of it are easily worse than chicago

>>128365937
I really wouldn't know how to answer that question without traffic but I'd say it's around an hour.

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1 HOUR TO GO

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>>128364363
So, run through a wood-chipper?

>>128365952
while over 80 degress

2 male hispanics arguing.

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>mfw in the southside right now

Sirens non stop for like 3 hours now

>>128365886
I wouldn't know about that, bodycams are the thing for CPD.

>>128366869
robert we still have like 3 hours til peak real robert hours. but don't worry. the bbqs are winding down and male black will soon be out seeking to loot and rape.

>Adam doesn't wanna give this guy a ticket whose car stalled in the middle of the road

Good man, Adam.

>>128367413
You from here, moved here, or passing through?

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>BBQ near a gas station

>cooking on a BBQ grill near the gas station.

Light 'er up bruh.

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>>128352292
46 is my lucky number. Will it be Chiraq's tonight too?

whats the weather like in Chiraq tonight?
Internet say 80 degrees and showers just ended
is that right? will the rain keep male black inside tonight?

>>128367757
>>128367838
I'm not at all surprised.

>ejaculated on the cement

gonna be one of those nights isn't it

>bullet holes in the front passenger side door
check
>peepin Tom ...ejaculated on the cement
Kek

>male hispanic peeping tom
holy shit lol

>Peeping tom, male hispanic, ejaculated on the cement

Wew, lad.

>ee-jack-YUH-lated on the CE-ment.

>>128367918
The showers haven't even started yet, it's dry and mildly warm at 80 degrees now.

Did Robert just say a kid was maliced with a gun?

Damn, peeping tom drove off.

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>>128367599

lived here all my shitty life...watch politicians rise and fall sports teams go from great to irrelevant,even went too cook county to serve jury duty a couple of times

>>128368557
Fuck man, sorry you live in the bad areas.

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>>128357362
Male blacks cannot resist the call of the bike

214 Texas Robert checking in and checking my motherfucking keys

>>128368802
Kek I know, someone tried to steal one near my house but the retard did it by a busy L train line.

>>128367413

what else is new?

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>>128367441
Chicago won't even buy the poor bastards vests.

>>128368802
greetings from 817
if you guys run low of male blacks...we can send you some since we are neighbors

need a body snatcher

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this is what i got so far on my first cpd meme any suggestions ?

>>128368985
Well we can't, IL house democrats won't pass a budget and all the taxes are going to everything else.

>>128368557
any good jury duty stories?

Battery in progress, people fighting, drinking, and having a BBQ, typical.

Someone refusing to pay a cabbie by Ashland and Irving, fucking Lakeview full of cheapskates.

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>>128369098
I just meant that if the assholes can't find money to protect their guardians, then bodycams aren't likely in the cards at all. So much bullshit.

>>128352292

Robert I am so fucked up. Robert forgive me. Let's go pens.

>>128369702
Such is life under the thumb of the American left.

shots fired

>20 shots fired
What?!

>loose pittbull

>>128352292
Gang bangers and shots fired.

>clown mask

>clowns again
fucking

Man with clown mask and a gun speeding west.

>>128370433
>>128370464
>>128370490
he's back!

>>128370433

Jugalos are a threat to our society

>>128368557

*crook county

ftfy

>>128370627
It's the man behind the mask. And he's out of control.

Robert isn't checking his keys.

>1865 called THE FUCK out

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Check yo Keys

>>128370901
Fucking 1865 shitposting.

>>128370901
yeah. but no big deal cause only that guy knows he has radio 1865

I want wife dispatch

>10 female gang member fist fighting

Female gang bangers fist-fighting; top kek.

nigger yelling and cussing in the background

Foot patrol on diversey and sheffield.

Weird rambling on one radio,

Shots fired from male blacks

>assault in progress at da Burger King

45 yr old Female hispanic threatening Burger King staff at Pulaski, go figure.

Male black threatening staff at an establishment at N. Hazel.

Keep this thread bumped, roberts.

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847 robert checkin in. evening lads

>>128372930
Evening robert, several shots fired.

>London attacks
>Chicago being rowdy as usual
This is going to be a fun night!

6-7 shots fired.

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>multiple reports shots fired

>>128373161
My city doesn't disappoint there.

>special agents on my penis
what???

Gang member threatening special agent.

Another domestic battery call.

>>128373005
aww man, wouldn't be the same level of comfy with out all the shots fired. I flipped it on around 530 today for about 30 minutes just to compare. honestly hard to tell the difference. I figured they waited to start shooting each other until sundown. but there i go assuming shit..

Another shots fired call.

>>128373689
If it's a really shitty neighborhood like Fuller Park or Riverdale then it doesn't matter the time of day.

Woman chased by knife wielding stranger on wellington and broadway.

>caller says she's being chased by a male with a knife

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It's been one hell of a day, Roberts
In the morning I found out I'm going to have a new brother-in-law, then I came home and was glued to /pol/ and twitter because of the London attacks, and now I think it's time to unwind and listen to some /cpd/. It's a beautiful night in the Chicago area, great niggening weather. What are you Roberts up to?

"male white in a pink shirt and white pants"

>>128374006
At home, relaxing and eating steak while listening to the terrors of my city.

>Hispanic manlet chasing a male white with a knife.

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Evening, from the warzone, fellow Roberts. I'm hearing fireworks and the occasional shot, only one siren in the distance, heard a report of a puddle of fire in an alley, and we still have 3 minutes until RRH. Let's get /comfy/.

>>128374335
Which community area you in, Robert?

>male asian

Male Asian either robbed or the robber, can't tell which.

RRH

cool hand dispatch on duty now

>>128374451
Bridgeport and Canaryville primarily. Often in the South Loop.

you know its gone be a long night when even the elusive male asian is out slippin

>>128374811
No wonder, I hear from lots of people in Bridgeport.

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>>128366869
Got a busy morning tomorrow but I really want to catch some real robert hours tonite.

Bleeding male white on the blood line.

>male white bleeding from the face on the train

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So did you hear about the Illinois budget impasse? What's that, THREE YEARS now without a state budget? For fuck's sake.

>>128375058
2, but yes. Kill me now.

>>128374930
Used to live there. Nice place, fewer problems. Now I mainly pass through.

8 male blacks fight a male hispanic by the little village carnival.

BIT BY A HUMAN

Zombies? Gotta get my crowbar.

12 year old bit by human.

>12 y/o bitten by a human
wut?

>>128375298
Haven't been myself, not enough reason for me to venture south of the loop.

Roberts, I'm talking to a land whale on POF. Do it do it? Need help

Fuck this bleeding guy is all over the place.

Man down on front porch.

>>128375552
Not much any more. About the only reason would be the park on 30th through 26th. Nice little hiking trail, hill with a great view of the skyline, decent fishing in the pond, not much else further than that.

And I think that Morse is the 9th district repeater, still a bit quick for my ear, but being transmitted over zone 13, which is for the 9th.

>>128352292
Gang disturbance-people running up cars.

>>128375808

If you're in the midwest, don't do it.

>>128376129
I might take my gf there on a busy day.
>13 district
Didn't they close?

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It's on

>detained
Fuck yeah Robert

>>128376624
Laying the law down.

Porch nogs still lurking

>issadupe

what is the Eddie Robert?

Awful lot of fireworks calls.

>>128377524

Its the "first summer"

I work EMS in a major city-This is our first summer weekend, and the calls have been wild. Fireworks are a big thing-people come home, people out of school, weathers nice, whatever. The first summer weekend is always wild.

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>>128377524
Must be sad to live in Chicago.
Over here in BASED INDIANA we shoot off fireworks all day in the summer. No cops have to get called. Mmmm freedom. We also supply IL with fun boom-booms. I was driving from IL back to IN today, east on 80, and laughed at how many fireworks billboard ads there are near the border.

You're welcome.

>stolen 2008 Mitsubishi Galant
and another
>garbage can fire

Another garbage can on fire.

Male Black + Fireworks = Trouble

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Missing Robert

>>128377954
I know I've reached Indiana when everyone is on meth and there is corn to the left and right

Tow Truck took da Uber car

kek

>>128377954
Stfu, you faggots have Gary.

>>128377954
Pic related looks like shit, just like everywhere else in Indiana.

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Good evening, Roberts. Glad to see a thread not bumped off page ten. The catalog is on fire today.

So...is every trash can in Chicago get set on fire?

is this a ritual of male black?

>>128378341
YOU HAVE THE SOUTH SIDE, COME ON
I live very very close to Gary. Let me tell you, the nogs in Gary complain when south siders move in because, they claim, the Chicago nogs are violent and try to start gang was and disturb the ghetto. Gary is a city that's shrinking and there's a lot of open space now and it's more like a ghost town. I'd rather walk around Gary at night.

>>128378717
things got a little rowdy in bingbongistan

He's sitting on her on the street?

>Lakeview high school
>male white beating a bitch up
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA usually the Puerto Rican kids over there start shit.

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>>128378765
yes.

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>>128370433
>>128370464

>>128376398
Radio Zone 13, which serves the 9th District.

>>128378884
Just stop. You opened with pride in Indiana. That's ridiculous.

>>128378884
And yet you faggots still manage to have a shitty reputation.

>>128379140
Oh ok.

WTF

female in CVS flowerbed?

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>>128378929
So I heard! Lunacy. If they want to be raped and murdered so badly, they could have taken a few thou Chiraqis in trade. They're brown, need gibs, don't hold down work, murder rape and steal wantonly, and can't speak fucking English! They're perfect!

7th district knife fighting.

Females threatening one another with butcher knives.

>>128379417
probably taking a shit. seen it before

>>128379510
oh, ok...at least its natural and its not like she was shitting in the McDonalds flower bed

carry on

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>>128379162
>>128379163

We have great gun laws, lower taxes, plenty of redpilled or conservative people here, a lower cost of living, and it's quite peaceful and comfy. Other than Gary and some bad parts of Indy and some of the larger cities, it's majority white. We have a good school voucher program in place if you want your kids to go to private or religious schools. And we have a 2 billion dollar surplus in our budget. Honestly, Indiana isn't as bad as its reputation.

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>>128379508
The hammer sisters got an upgrade

>>128379431
At least they're not "FUCKING MUSLIM CUNTS!"

>>128364103
Fuck. Are you really poor. Just move to Avondale or something.

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Any of you Chicago anons have a license to carry a gun?

Ive been legally carrying in TX since 1996 (never had to even show it) but don't go any where without my pistol

last night, someone asked why people call the cops when someone knocks on their door at night. Guessing this is why

http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/woman-shot-answering-door-albany-park-426150181.html?_osource=SocialFlowTwt_CHBrand

>>128379704
Avondale sucks, he should move to Irving Park.

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>tfw we will eventually become a K2 civilization
>life extension tech will probably make everyone here see it happen
>we will one day be in a space 4chan thread listening in on a gang war using fleets of battleships

>>128379510
>>128379606
Flower Bed > Street

>>128379625
But I've seen it,robert. A lot of it. More than once. And what I saw was awful. Wife's family is from Terre Haute.

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>>128379606
seen that too. delivered auto parts on the south side for a couple years, fucking animals.

>>128379765
Not yet bruh, currently 20, next year I'll get licensed so I can own a pistol because they're restricted to people 21+ in this shithole.

>>128379431
they just have a thing for peace i think

still early hours here so haven't read a whole lot yet

>>128379795
>albany park
Fuck, I'm moving there soon.

>>128379765
>in TX
>don't go any where without my pistol
Sup, Tex. You and me both.

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>>128379765
since they allowed it back in 2013. Chicago has been sperging hard on it ever since, no dots or flashlights on carry guns for civilians, can buy semi auto rifles if you live in city limits.

>>128379795
never answer unsolicited doorbell, knocks, or telephone calls

>>128379947
Yeah and I know you guys got to have a FOID card too

In TX, we just go buy a gun...still gotta fill out the ATF Form 4473, but no waiting period and buy all you can pay for

A lot of shots fired in the pre-RRH but not lately.

who the fuck is robert seriously

>>128380374
MALE BLACK's worst nightmare

>>128380374
Around 10:00 every night CPD addresses its officers on the radio as Robert.

>>128380374
Male Black's nemesis.

Male white causing trouble.

>>128380374
>Robert is the hero Chicago needs but does not deserve.

>>128380674
Male white in burglary arrested, male black missing.

>>128380374
>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

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>>128380374
Adam is Day Shift. Robert is Night Shift. Real Robert Hours start at 10:00 PM. Robert is indeed the arch nemesis of Male Black, and no, Chicago does not deserve him.

t. Last week's newfag.

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Digging the new NRW mixtape. Goes real good with the stream, in fact.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzoSOTdEyRo

Western and Berteau, 2 female hispanics fighting in the middle of the street.

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evening, Roberts

>>128381122
>t. Last week's newfag.
me too
Memorial Day was my first time in /cpd/

>1 shot heard

>shot fired

4th of the month.

Niggers get there disability checks for being niggers on the 1st and 15th

Shit should be going down tonight

Guy living in garden apartment running around pointing a gun at cars.

>MOTHERFUCKER!!

Amberlamps required

MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Lol
>Motherfucker!

>motherfucker

MOTHERFUCKER

>>128381523
>currently 80 degrees F and clear in Chicago
sinister nogging is imminent

>mother fucker

>MOTHERFUCKER!

>motherfucker!
what was that long call by that woman who sounded like a chainsmoker about?

frequent flyer

dispatcher needs to check her keys

>>128382315
That is crabby dispatch. She has quite a following.

>2 ppl fighting on the bus
They're black.

Bus brawl

>>128382315
I don't know, I was falling asleep to her voice until she shouted.

i wonder if there's going to be another fight club like yday

>>128358490
strong empowered womyn who don't need no man

as in, she gone cut dat muhfugga

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>>128382483
You good for new bread? I'm ready to prebake if not, mane.

Gang bangers flashing signs.

>gang members flashin' signs

>>128382684
I'm good mane, baking now.

>>128382538
male black is too busy beating his woman into submission atm
give it a few minutes

you meet the most interesting characters on Chicago public transit after sundown

>>128382747
https://pastebin.com/pD418Eky

^ The pastebin.

>>128362181
>male black in whiteshirt running into alley
>in whiteshirt
>white

cultural appropriation

RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>The rain has come
smooth voiced motherfucker

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>>128382474
>>128382483
thanks Roberts

>DRINKING VOMITING AND URINATING
Nasty ass niggas

>2 white males drinking, vomiting, urinating and threatening people
>50 people blocking the street, smoking

>2 white males drinking
>they are vomiting and urinating
so having a good time?

Male Whites pukin' and pissin'

>>128382791
Or during the middle of the day when most normal people are at work. Fuck the red line.

>>128382767
if anything he's consistent

>>128382933
niggerdom

Slow it down, robert

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>>128382912
sounds like my kind of party

80 and cloudy in Chicongo tonight, perfect weather, did they get that free money on Friday too?

>>128382809
Damn too late, just reposted my current OP

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>can I order up the bodysnatchers?

>>128383341
I spammed it in to the thread, m8. no worries.

>>128383399
Thanks, see you there.

>>128382933
that was on lawndale. total shithole on the westside.