brit/pol/

continuing the faggotry of the last OP edition

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqkFNLWymBk

>converted to islam recently
>whites think I'm a traitor
>muslims think I'm a weirdo

>>128225101
kys

>>128225085

who would win in a fist fight?

>>128224699

My offer still stands, real version or modern?

>>128225101
No one cares in /britfeel/ and no one cares here

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>>128224902
epic


LOOK AT MY CAPTCHA!!!!!!!!!!

>>128225085
OLD BOY
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B
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either way both are fucking retarded here

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>>128225236
im retarded here it is

>>128225085

He's a national treasure isn't he?

>>128225215
modern

Not having your shite m8

NEW with links and Brit/pol/ in title

>>128225234

>>128225234

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>>128225101
why the fuck would you convert to islam lmao

>>128225169
Are madman versus some labour poofter? no competition.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO9F6BDffx4

>>128225101
Start bleaching now faggot.

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>>128225344

tripfags ruining comfy brit/pol/ threads

>>128225085
Why do they care about the public sector so much. The most useless fuckers in the country.

>>128225085
He's the smug pepe of British politics.

>>128225282

wow so epic

>>128225344
>caring this most at 3am
The state of tripmongs

>>128224902
Thoughts on Corbyn not saying he will use the nuclear deterrent?

>>128225344

The absolute state of Mrs Proob.

>>128225534
He's a gaylord

>>128224346
right. so what difference does it make if they decide they want to deliberately make it a loss making company that provides super cheap energy and makes that up by, say, higher taxes on something else? it's effectively the same as a tax cut for energy users (i.e everyone).
utilities don't *need* to make money anyway, certainly not for foreign shareholders.
they should be there to allow other actually productive companies to thrive, not bleed them to death.
imagine how many industries we could have saved if we had chinese energy prices?
not for profit is how it's done in some american states and it works very well, and is the reason they have some industries remaining.

>>128225415
>Tripfags having to fix anonymong's mistakes
You're welcome.
>>128225533
>caring this most
Nice one you absolute failure.

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>>128225085
>>128225284

Is Boris Johnson Turkish lads?

>>128225534
Just shows his complete lack of understanding of what the point of a nuclear deterrent is.

>>128224902
Isn't it 3AM over there, friends? Get some sleep.

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>>128225675
>expecting me to have brain when this tired

>>128225675

It wasn't a mistake. The minimalist brit/pol/ feel has grown on me

>>128225534

I hope he's murdered by the intellihence services.

reminder op is a gook

>>128225534

Said he wouldn't use it first.

Which I'm okay with. Peeps b not understanding what using nukes would do; or the circumstances that would have to come about to even consider using them.

>>128225868

source

>>128225534
pointless as labour and parliament have already voted to renew it.

PM's are not dictators, they are appointed by the party that governs and they can be replaced.

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responding to >>128225127

my ancestors died screaming the rebel yell at yanks so I could also scream the yell at brits on an online Laotian fingerpuppet imageboard.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bOLrsEZu7Y

I encourage you all to give me your own version so we can make a British volunteer brigade and combine it together.

>>128225534
I just think it's fucked up were even discussing a 0.0000000000001% hypothetical possibility.
How has trident helped us against terrorism?

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>>128225101

>whites think I'm a traitor
>muslims think I'm a weirdo

Well...they are right to think so. .

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>>128226043
Praise Dixie

I am granting you a 48 hour /britpol/ visa, use it wisely.

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>>128226333
Penis!

here are some links that I compiled all by myself

>Asian Men lead away and rape woman in London
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-london-40135219/woman-led-away-by-men-who-raped-her-in-covent-garden

>Tory candidate South Thanet charged over expenses:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-40129826

>PM accused of being submissive to Donald Trump:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40128356

>More noncery at the BBC
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-40134571

>Manchester Police find a significant car in terror investigation:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40132725

>EU will bypass Trump administration following Paris pullout:
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2017/jun/02/european-leaders-vow-to-keep-fighting-global-warming-despite-us-withdrawal

>Latest Peter Hitchens and Owen Jones:
http://hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/05/happy-oak-apple-day.html
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jun/02/tories-school-education-cuts

>BBC Question Time 01/06/17
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b08sh4g1/question-time-01062017

>>128226432
Please use archive

>https://theguardian com/environment/2017/jun/02/european-leaders-vow-to-keep-fighting-global-warming-despite-us-withdrawal
https://archive.is/QlBD7
>https://theguardian com/commentisfree/2017/jun/02/tories-school-education-cuts
https://archive.is/fYV3t

>>128226043
>>128226333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3IJ05QntXQ

>>128226333
Thanks, but I like my tea cold and sweet so I think I'll stay here. Nice trips btw.

So is Corbyn going to win?

>>128226685
https://britainelects.com/

no

Lads it's nearly 4 am why are we here?

>>128226459
https://youtu.be/ya3J3GuJFmE?t=13s

>>128226130
trident isn't supposed to deter terrorism

>>128226130
Trident isn't supposed to help us fight terrorism it is there to stop nuclear nations from performing nuclear strikes against us because if they fired a nuke, we would fire one back. They would not ever instigate a nuclear strike as it would result in mutually assured destruction. This "MAD" system is what got us through the cold war without full-scale nuclear war.

>>128224902
/comfy/ pic, where can i find more?

>>128226830
Only the burgers and russians had the capability for MAD with their missile stockpiles.

We would just be able to take a few million slav subhumans with us, that's if trident actually hit the right place and not veered off in the wrong direction again.

>>128226808
>>128226830
That's the point sherlock. It won't protect us from the most relevant threat. It's a cold war era weapon, and in truth nothing but a status symbol to "keep us relevant on the world stage".
Which is fine, except when you've been told for the past 10 years we don't have money to spunk on luxuries like policemen and teachers.
And people here want Britain to concentrate on it's own problems.

>>128227231
Nuclear attack is not currently a threat because we have a nuclear deterrent.

>>128227231
Best thing to do would be to scrap the 0.7% commitment to (((foreign aid))), that alone would save 13 billion in a single year

>>128227231
£5bil a year in terms of government money is fuck all.

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>it's already light outside

>>128227516
>foreign aid

This has already been snipped

Most of what we pay out goes towards foreign labs or universities for R&D, that sort of thing.

Kippers like to claim it's all going to fund starving arabs but it's not

This place is nice when the unironic communists and labourtards are asleep.

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>>128226807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijB8iDWcy88

>>128227636
oh okay so i suppose portugal or ireland must be on the brink of getting nuked then?
>>128227516
it would probably lead to more immigration too. also heaps of it goes to british companies i have no idea why they don't ever mention this.
>>128227636
i know. but if someone says put 5 billion into education they get called a loony lefty.

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>>128227876

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>>128226806

Got groovin' to this and now I'm watching Ken Burns' 'Civil War'

Regarding trident it honestly pisses me off when the Gov fucks up and then tries to brush it under the carpet. The failed missile launch is just one thing that leaked, imagine what they have got away with over the years.

We had it with the SA80 back in the 90's, years of drawn out BS because the government didn't want to admit they were pissing away taxpayers money on a shit project.

>>128228133
We already pay ~£85bil into education. At some point they have to make do with the money they are given, cut the bureaucracy and stop being generally shit. Teach a man to fish and all that.

>>128227231
we could solve the 'most relevant threat' by nuking israel and saudi arabia with trident desu senpai

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>>128225429
Because minorities love the public sector. It allows them to circumvent white power to acquire their fair share of resources.

>>128228405
Oh fuck off with this waste bollocks. I've worked in private and public sector jobs and there is far FAR more waste in the private sector.
It's complete horseshit to justify the tory dream of a ever smaller role for the state.

>>128228434
Well, yeah that could work.
But if the war on terror ended then what? They'd have to give us our freedom back and they can't really do that now can they?

>>128228133
Portugal and Ireland are our allies so who would be thick enough to nuke them.

>>128229010
Private companies have a financial incentive to cut waste. There will be inefficient companies, of course. But they'll have lower profits than if they cut the waste

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>>128227231
You can also use it to protect your territorial integrity is compromised like the Russians have in their nuclear protocol (extended to Crimea now).

Nuke Buenos Aires if invades Falklands 2nd time.

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Please be kind and help a burger out.

Which brit/pol/ is the right one? Pls respond.

>>128229327
Use this and recycle the other later

>>128229010
environmental terrorists

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>>128224902
look who visiting the drugged kidnapped kids

>>128229010
If there is waste in a private sector company then they are undercut by a more efficient business in the same industry. If a public sector business is inefficient then it is just left to sit there and stagnate. Also my tax money doesn't line the pockets of the inefficient private sector, it does to the inefficient public sector. Also not giving the education public sector anything over £85 fucking billion is not exactly frugal.

Are the Tories still on track for a landslide or did they fugg that up?

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>when Theresa May runs one of the worst campaigns in recent memory but the Conservative Party still doesn't die

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>>128229398
Thank you.

>>128229488
On track for decent but not landslide win

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>>128229499
What is the alternative?

>>128229421
Like Donald Trump?

>>128229459
>more ideology
sad desu

>>128229327
the one you don't belong in

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>>128229584
So rude. I like Britain.

>>128229560
>"Capitalism doesn't work"
> -sent from my iPhone

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>>128229551
not voting

>>128229560
>defending tax-funded bureaucracy
Literally all I said is don't fund education with more than £85billion. As if this is even an unreasonable position.

>>128229694
too bad you're an american and anti-britishness is in your blood forever

Reminder Jeremy Corbyn leading Britain through Brexit and meeting with President Donald Trump is the memeist outcome

>>128229756
Seems a bit defeatist, desu.

>>128229830
>too bad you're an american and anti-britishness is in your blood forever
Much of my family was born in the UK. I don't think just because I was born here that I have to hate the UK.

My grandmother would always tell stories of the Battle of Britain and living there.

>>128228349
is that good? saw it was on netflix

>>128229326
>"... and also in case of aggression against Russia with the use of conventional weapons when the VERY EXISTENCE of the state is THREATENED ."
>2010 Military Doctrine

It won't probably be first use.

Ireland's governing Fine Gael party has elected Leo Varadkar as its new leader — choosing the gay, 38-year-old son of an Indian immigrant to succeed Enda Kenny as prime minister in a striking sign of the country's rapid social change.

>>128229442

She looks Mexican

>>128230018
Do you hate America?

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>>128230034
Yes, it's very good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wRsP65SbkI

In a somewhat-unrelated note, I haven't been able to stop listening to this string band recently.

>>128230218
I hate being in America but traveling around has taught me to count my blessings, it could be far worse and America is at least on a better track than it was.

>>128230333
but do you hate republicanism and secularism

Why do Jews hate Corbyn?

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>>128230212
She ruined herself with that horrendous tan shit.

>>128230380
I would much prefer an emperor like Japan and am non-religious, but I think that is my personal view only.

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>Thanks Hugo Chavez for showing that the poor matter and wealth can be shared. He made massive contributions to Venezuela & a very wide world - Jeremy Corbyn, 2013

>>128230414

Because of """"Anti-semitism""""in the Labour party I would assume

Will George Galloway become MP?

why was king arthur such a cuck, lads? why do we celebrate a literal cuck?

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>>128229699
>socialism is evil
>-posted on the internet

>>128229799
All your knowledge comes from memes. Fucking tragic. You're beyond help.

>>128230414
Because the vast majority of them have said retarded shit in order to pander to Islamic communities.

>>128230414
they didn't like Ken Livingstone stating facts

>>128230729
wtf none of those are socialist you nutter

>>128230702
he wasn't though

>>128231296
he got cucked by both lancelot and mordred

>>128231111
strictly speaking you're right. but half the people here think the public sector even existing is basically socialism.

>>128230729
DARPA didn't invent the internet as we know it any more than Al Gore did. They intended it to be a weapon of war, and a top secret one at that. It was the market that turned it into the information superhighway.

>>128231882
internet wouldn't exist without darpa
the effect of the internet on us gdp is several times the budget of darpa since it was set up
pretty good investment really
and the private sector would never have made it

Is Theresa May blowing it like Hillary did?

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>>128232197
>and the private sector would never have made it

Really? You're sure of that? Tell me the secrets of your alternate timeline clairvoyance.

>>128232296
Yes. probably.

She still has a lead over Corbyn, But that lead has dropped.

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Who /suicidal/ here?

>>128232572
depends if corbyn wins or not

>>128232495
yes i'm sure of it.

>>128231377
>strictly speaking
No
>half the people here think the public sector even existing is basically socialism
False. Most people on here are obviously extremely pro-armed forces and you get very few ancap-types here, or even that many lolbertarians. You get a lot of support for NS, and a fair amount of support for reasonable social programmes. Not to mention the fact that we don't all agree on very many things. You've literally never been here before, have you.

>>128232914
well tough shit about what you think might have been, because it didn't happen did it?

>>128232991
sadly i've been coming here most nights for the past three years, and on 4chan since 2008.
and i'm not proud of that fact.

>>128231377
You had a go at me before, saying i was a believer in the "Tory dream" for saying the education budget shouldn't exceed £85billion. You're fucking mental.

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>>128233436
>i've been coming here most nights for the past three years
And yet you've learnt nothing

>>128233436
Considering countless other things were invented without public funding, there's no reason to doubt it would have.

>>128233721
do you come to 4chan to learn things? you fucking twat.

>>128233488
you're fucking stupid too. that £5 bn would be the most efficiently spent money there is. there's a reason people send their kids to private schools if they can afford it - because it's the best investment you can make.

>>128233759
wow great insight anon, thanks.

>>128225347
rugby meets football

>>128230329
why does she has a broom brush on her head lads?

>>128234248
>do you come to 4chan to learn things?
Of course. To debate politics and actually change your opinion when you get ruined is a type of learning. Not to mention people posting links to interesting shit all the time. Do you realise there's actually a small chance that in a week's time the cabinet will be full of retards who unironically admire the economics of Mao, Castro and Chavez. You're seriously telling me you think that would be a positive thing for the country and that you have been coming here for three years. Have you taken anything in that you read here during that time?

>>128224902
Hey brother in Islam

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Sorry I missed you in cytube Tunnocks, I'm going to sleep now though.

Night lads

>>128234248
>sinking billions more into public sector education is efficient
>private schools are better though

>>128235394
>Of course.
Oh okay. I prefer books myself.

>>128236443
And here we have perfect example of how we're just not spending enough on our education.
Thank you for your contribution.

How many white people left in Britain?

>>128237511
check my post id for the approximate number

>>128225429
(((Public sector))) does (((important jobs))) like (((choosing the bin colour))) and has (((the department for culture and sport)))

>>128237071
This is what I'm talking about. You simply have ignored the point. Do you think the rest of us don't read books? I recommend you read some history books, try reading one on Maoist China.
>And here we have perfect example of how we're just not spending enough on our education.
It depends how you spend it really. If you're just going to pump money into a flawed system for the sake of it then it might be a bad idea. Explain why you think privately educated children do much better at school than other kids on average then.

>>128237838
It is mainly because the teachers are really good at teaching mark schemes desu

>>128237838
This is why I don't come here to learn things.
Corbyn would consider himself successful if he could make us like more like Sweden, Denmark or Germany in terms of "leftyness" for want of a better word.
Yet you're actually thinking he's gonna make unironically gonna turn us into 60s China.
You're insane.

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>>128234248
They solve the challenge of getting the kids good grades by throwing money at the problem.

http://schoolsweek.co.uk/private-schools-spend-three-times-more-on-each-pupil/

>A comparison of Academic Achievement in
Independent and State Schools

https://www.isc.co.uk/media/3140/16_02_26-cem-durham-university-academic-value-added-research.pdf

Calculating whether they get good value for money is left as an exercise for the reader.

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Hope no links become a permanent feature of Brit/pol/, lads.

>lads
implying

Free university doesn't make any sense and I am currently studying maths at one - assuming for a second people aren't just virtue signalling and jewing for free education - what benefit do they think it will bring? *Oh it is free I guess I will fill the chemical engineering shortage*

>>128238458
They do a lot more than just deliver good grades though. The private school ethos is fantastic, you have so many options and opportunities it's a great life experience in itself.
Increasing education spending would probably pay itself back through improved diet, lifestyle and crime reduction, let alone the increased tax receipts. But that's a 50 year play, and politicians only care about the next election. Sadly.

>>128238447
Never said that, did I. Luckily we have a governmental system that in theory would make that impossible. This does illustrate, however, that Corbyn is a literal retard when it comes to economics, does it not - if his manifesto wasn't already enough evidence of that.

>>128238731
dumb frogposter

>>128239248
Right, so the alternative is more neoliberalism? Because that isn't a failed economic strategy is it?

>>128230018
>Seems a bit defeatist, desu.
Wrong you dumb yank fuck, if no one voted the winner wouldn't have a mandate and the country would be forced into a crisis ripe for revolution. Unfortunately we have enough tribal voters every time to ensure the status quo is maintained.

>>128238914

I'm all for alternative teaching methods.
Chapter 9 on inner city schools is an interesting idea.

kairosschool.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Teaching-as-a-Subversive-Activity.pdf

Can't say I agree with letting the private sector skim profit if they can't provide better grades for the same cost.

>>128239741
awwww you're all full of hope from corbyns feel good manifesto, shame it will lead to the collapse of our country.

>>128225233
brit/thread

Calling it now: Corbyn coalition with the SNP.

>>128240260
Found the kike.

NIGEL FARAGE ROBBED OF THANET CONFIRMED

>>128240689
He should have run

>>128239741
In this particular case that would be preferable to the alternative if it was on the table, yes - depending on your definition of neoliberal. Our current system is hardly an actual example of free-market capitalism, though, if that's what you think we've been doing lately, or ever.

pro tip : visiting bbc website give different most watched results by country

very amusing today

>It wasn't just raised voices between Boris Johnson and Labour's Ian Lavery after TV leader's debate.

http://www.bbc.com/news/av/election-2017-40140992/boris-johnson-and-labour-s-ian-lavery-have-heated-debate

>US comedian Kathy Griffin has tearfully said she fears her career is over after CNN fired her for posing in a photo with a prop meant to resemble the severed head of President Donald Trump.

http://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-40135548/fired-comedian-kathy-griffin-weeps-trump-broke-me

>Canadian former model Hanna Tiger Böhman joined the Kurdish all-female military units, the YPJ, to fight so-called Islamic State in northern Syria.

http://www.bbc.com/news/video_and_audio/headlines/40116894/syria-former-model-turned-soldier-returns-to-battle

>>128241265
Wow

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>>128241321

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>>128241381

>>128227513
this

>all the neolibcucks taking the jewish usury dick in these threads recently

What's going on?

>>128242129
reddit are infesting us, hence all the frogposts

>>128242260
It's awful. There's always at least 4 different versions of the same thread up as well because redditor yanks are too retarded to use the catalog. Today's flavour is Bill Maher, I counted 6 earlier.

>trying to relax
>vidya starts crashing
>fuck with some shit including killing my browser with music
>fix things a bit
>reload browser
>fucking "your vote matters" add full of numales and dykes telling me to register to vote hijacks my browser even once i press "skip" (usually i have adblock but not yet on this system.) and won't bugger off until i ctrl+alt+del the whole thing

considering not voting now tbqh, my vote doesn't matter since i live in a safe seat anyway lmao :^)

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>>128225344
>>128225234
>Triplord yes again proving the superior thread craftsmen. Utter state of anonymongs

Morning lads.
Reminder that voting won't fix this.

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>>128240043
>Wrong, idiot, I just want a revolution. My plan will never happen but I persist in my actions.

>>128225534

He doesnt need it, he'll just threaten to send diane abbot over on a diplomatic mission and the enemy would unconditionally surrender.

>>128243984
Of course it also raises the possibility a foreign power will nuke Britain just to wipe her DNA off of the face of the earth.

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22, NEET, my parents just left for a trip round the world for a year. Who's coming round for a party?

>>128244672
Where do you live?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4567814/The-maverick-Eton-master-called-pupils-thickheads.html


anyone here ever have a decent teacher ?

>>128244704
Norf

>>128244672
How many Rooms does the place have? If you were clever you would rent out or Air BNB the other rooms and make mad dosh. Just never tell your parents about it.

Out on the lash with the lads etc

>>128244984
Pity.
You should have a barbecue.

>>128244672
Now?

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>>128245037
>people wanting to stay in the suburbs far away from a city
Unlikely desu
>>128245071
Bit rainy next few days I think :(
>>128245098
Yes

>>128245681
Syrian reffoogees will stay lad.

>>128245681
Wife and cats and me are all too hungover for that mate

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The EU

>>128225534
he said he doesn't "want to be responsible for millions of deaths"
so if someone nuked us he wouldn't be responsible?

>>128245681
It's looking nice in the south this morning.
Not sure what the forecast for later is.

So who won last night then lads?

>>128245037
>Airbnb rooms out

Tip top lel m8
Party room for tweakers/knee-gers + all their friends
No thank you

>>128246849
This should cure you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtA0hZgjVyo

>>128225101
They're both right.

>>128246604
The party that's going to continue to let immigrants flood into this country.

>>128246849
step 1) stop using r9k

>>128247216
And step 2?

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>>128247264
Bee yourself

>>128247264
step 2 is go back to step 1 because you haven't understood

>>128246604
both of them did alright tbqh

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>>128247436
Fuck I knew you were gonna say that.

Being myself is the problem.

I am literally abusing drugs to "change my personality" and I can't even tell if its working but I'm more social at work I guess.

I'm worried about the long term health effects though.

Still don't have a gf, even when I'm trying to be more social I'm still the "quiet guy" really makes me wonder.

>>128247547
What drugs mate?

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>>128247547
>abusing drugs
Big problemo desu. I think most people get birds out of just knowing/meeting a lot of people and using a light scattergun approach, unlikely to happen anytime soon if you're a quiet druggie

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>>128247788
A combination of high doses of Phenibut, Noopept and Modafinil

This shit ain't cheap.

>>128247822
Then how the fuck else am I meant to be "normal"?

My fucking personality is not fucking wanted in this society.

Fuck people.

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>>128247547
>abusing drugs

Kek the state of anonymongs. Just be confident you faggot, being a neurotic desperate sperg is pussy repellant. if you're an ugly mess you need to accept that you're only going to bang ugly messes. If pic related can get laid, anyone can. This is why using virgin as an insult is such an obvious indication of an underage retard.

>>128247822
>more social at work I guess.

He's not hiding in his room smoking weed you mong.

>>128247905
Have you tried online dating?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJg8Z0dL350

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>>128248033
>that you're only going to bang ugly messes.

I'm not banging anything.

Feels weird when people ask me about my relationship experiences, they cannot believe I have never had a relationship.

>>128247905
>Phenibut
Why do you think taking a high dose of a depressant will make you more gregarious?

You'd honestly be better off sticking nicotine patches on yourself than taking that cocktail

>>128248045
I don't want to.

I have seen enough of online dating stories, and stand no chance with all the chads on there.

>>128248164
It removes anxiety.

>>128248154
Lad you don't need to be in a relationship if you just want to fuck. Just go to a club a couple of times.

Always thought Brit/pol/ was full of successful confident happy people.

>>128248249
>it removes anxiety


Does it though? Or just get you high enough to deal with it?

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>>128247905
You're probably just not talking to enough people or having enough contact with birds

t. ex-normie

>>128248045
Never even implied he was, stop projecting

>>128248348
I can't tell, but I am more social. so it's something.


>>128248277
I want a gf though but I am genetically inferior.

>>128248395
I don't know how to talk to women, every woman has a bf.

>>128248460
>genetically inferior
Paki?

>>128248460
>every woman has a bf
No... but most of the decent-looking ones do (understandably). How high are your standards, because at the minute it sounds like you just want to sling it up anything?

>>128248521
Nope just 5'9 manlet with gyno.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JglWZ-wC3Vk

>>128248610
How old?

>>128248601
I have never really thought about "standards" or anything because I have never had a gf.

I have literally never had to think about it.

I don't even know what good or bad "standards" are.

I'm so confused.

I just want a loving gf?

>>128248678
23

>>128248460
Practice with fat hideous degenerate women first

>>128248460
There are genetically inferior women you sperg, you need to take the initiative to stick your dick in you faggot, get on tinder/pof and it's like shooting fish. But fucking bag up lad, birds lie about the pill, speaking from experience there.

>>128248460
>wanting a gf

get a load of this faggot

>>128248706
And how exactly does this 'gyno' manifest itself?

>>128248610
Pics?

>>128248733
All women I have seen like that have slim normal bf's.

This is normal right?

>>128248737
>There are genetically inferior women you sperg

Yet they are still shacked up with slim handsome men, why is this so?

>>128248781
Honestly I'm thinking about joining the military and getting away from all this shit.

ill have some purpose then right?

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>>128248706
You're being a drama queen m8 (birds aren't a fan). Of course you know what standards are, would you go out with a slug like pic related as long as it was a 'loving gf'?

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>>128248645

Based Cher

>>128248825
Real gyno, excessive estrogen

Fake self diagnosed gyno, being fat and wanting to remove your own personal responsibility for being fat

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Lads anyone else know tfw no pikey gf??

>>128248886
>slim handsome men

Haha what the fuck, you say you're 23 but you seem to have the life experience of a 12 yo. There is literally someone for everyone.

guys i have a srs question actually about politics

so i was gonna vote on migration issues, i.e. theresa > corb

but someone pointed out to me both parties are gonna be shit at keeping migrant numbers down, and i now agree they will both be as shit as eachother

so my next deciding factor is the 1984 shit theresa is pushing. That puts me right off the tories... but i now realise i have heard very little from labour on this as well.

So are labour gonna be just as 1984 batshit as tories?

>>128248976
Yeah but I want to know how big his tits are. Was gonna ask if he's fat after. Seems like if it's the former then getting fat on purpose solves the problem in a way. If the latter then yeah just eat less, fatso.

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>>128249034

tfw your pikey waifu has a 100% pure Bavarian phenotype waifu

>>128249155
Labour are Muslim lovers don't vote for them

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>>128249155
Yes, they will. Don't kid yourself, both parties are still controlled by Blairites.

>>128249155
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/jun/13/sadiq-khan-moves-to-ban-body-shaming-ads-from-london-transport
Worse lad

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Why are there so many tripfags here

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>>128249155

BNP?

Can't have a pikey gf tho

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>>128249291

Imma blame the pikeys on this one

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>>128249155
Labour would do just as much surveillance but just not make a song and dance of it, they understand that it's an unsavoury thing with younger voters (one of the few things they actually get). Then there's all the other shit and the fact you'd be voting for a literal communist and all the extreme turbo-progressive, openly anti-white baggage attached to that shitshow of a shadow cabinet.

>>128249343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LfZa0wMlpo

>>128249437

ohahaooh ohh awwwww muh poems muh culture

okay yeah he's got a point.

>>128247264
torrent project go

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>Robertson to lose his seat

YES YES YES

>>128249437
>>128249492

Idk man he basically told me Nick Griffin is based and stands for those with no voice

>>128249694
Oh that would be fantastic smug prick

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Why did you make the aussies

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>>128249694
I completely fail to see how anyone could have a positive emotion towards Angus Robertson. Humourless, thoroughly slimy and evasive in interviews, evidently unintelligent and devoid of any values besides 'more money and power for Scotland' and basic meaningless progressive toss.

>>128250094
It was an accident, needed somehere to store our degenerates and things got out of hand.

>>128250166

You only have to spend some time looking at cyber Nats on twitter to see why.

>>128225101
who're you planning on bombing?

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>>128250094
We saw what happened to you and decided we wanted another fuckup child

>>128249694
How would that not be a disaster? The SNP doesn't even have 60 seats right now, do they?

>>128250288

They have 56 I think.

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tfw i will never have a pikey gf

Theresa May in last night's QT:
>"when I'm-"
>interrupts herself
>"if I'm sitting down in those Brexit negotiations"

polls confirmed for Tory fear-mongering. landslide incoming

>>128250396
>Daddy tattoo
My fucking dick lads

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>>128250444
>not being completely repulsed by tattooed women

Are you completely retarded

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>>128250166
dont forget that look of phony outrage he pulls whenever someone other than him is speaking in the house of commons

>>128250396
>wanking you off
>trying to avoid looking at "daddy" tattoo going up and down on your dick
>impossible task

>>128250438

She says "if I'm", Corbyn says "when I'm".

Really makes you think.

>>128250444

nice trips

I bet you can read it perfectly as she strokes the shaft while slobbin on your knob

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>>128250566
>people are only attracted to women because of how they might look during sex

Holy fuck how fucking stupid are you

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What is the best Beatles album and why is it Sergeant Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band?

>>128250561
Wouldn't it get your harder to know that she has a tattoo dedicated to her father on the hand she is wacking you off with?

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Mogg is on Instagram now

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>voice of the 48%
>barely polling double digits

JUST

Strawberry fair Cambridge anyone?

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>>128250783

>>128250330
Well, there it is, then. That's more than a quarter of their seats gone. One wonders if there might not be a coup against Sturgeon if that came to pass.

>>128250667

I'm talking about reading

wtf are you talking about? Do you not recite poems while getting your dick sucked like based P. Hitch?

>>128225085
Both Lavery and Gwynne were out of order that evening and the news hosts were doing nothing to deflate the situation but after all why would they

>>128250783
He's afraid because he knows a hung parliament is inevitable lol

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>>128250851
Have you ever even met an actually beautiful woman?
Not just some slut with big boobs, but an actual heart stopping beauty?

>Theresa May literally throwing her chances of winning down the drain when she literally had to do nothing except say 'Brexit yes or yes, even if no deal'
Fuck, is it too late for Farage to announce he's in the running or something?

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>>128250994

are you reciting poems to me now??

is this how you gets your rocks off?

>>128247822
dumb frogposter

>>128251103
>>128251103
New

>>128250994
you sound like a fag desu
>>128251057
she is still comfortably ahead in almost every poll, and she is still ahead in every poll

>>128250994
Holy fucking shit that literally meets 80% of my criteria. If she's a christian conservative, she's the definition of what I want my wife to be.

My life is ruined now, thanks to that picture. You ruined my day. I know that I will never even come close to even talking to someone near that level.

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>>128247547

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>>128251062
With true beauties, you don't even want to have sex with them. Just lie with them in the grass whispering for hours into each other's ears

Just stop and think about the difference between 1917 England and 2017 England. Think about how short a time span that is, and how dark things got so quickly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdFzMLZAXEM&feature=youtu.be

>>128249694
Is that Uni dyke's seat threatened?

>>128250891
>1pbtid
No
>>128251111
YES

>>128251103
recycle this thread.

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Really regretting my 9am dental appointment lads

>pic unrelated, but is my kitten

>>128251210
Uhhhh idk about you anon but I would definitely love to fuck this fine specimen

>>128250783
How can you fucking not love this guy?

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Tracy Beaker got pretty thicc lads

>>128251843
Probably because le funny reddit mp is a cathcuck and pro-snoopers.

>>128251864
Is she pregnant?

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Corbyn is rumoured to be appearing at a rally in my home town tomorrow

What should I do

>>128256158
Stay home, you're alright

>>128225101

use it to your advantage u fucking sandnigger, start >>128225378

take 4 wives impregnate all 4 with at least 4 kids (to the sandnigger womyn you are the catch, better than the rest of the other sandnigger men, remember, white men are the most attractive to the majority of races) teach them to not be sandniggers and your mistake will be forgiven.

if not, you better fucking kill your self

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>>128251864
>thats not your child

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ARE NATIONAL BIRD

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>>128257044

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>>128251197
That's deep lad.

>>128230193
>Be EU rape baby
>Poo in the loo fag PM ensues

>>128256158
make history