Climate Change doesn't Exist!

but global warming is real!
we've had drought and famine for the last 5 years here because it won't fucking rain
my country's drying up and crops are getting fucked
it's not about the gay planet nigga it's about us, we're losing money because shit doesn't grow out of the ground anymore

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>>128037792
>handful of pseudo scientist reality tv show hosts
If you clean the dried orange cum out of your eyes you will see that the people calling it a hoax are exactly this.

>>128038129
>Literally Who Flag

Who cares, Americans (the only humans that matter) don't give a fuck about you people starving. Fix it urself we're not paying you shit.

>>128037792
DUDE HURRICANES AND EARTHQUAKES IS A HOAX LMAO

>>128038222
trips of truth

/thread

>>128038222
What is Bill Nye
What is Neil Tyson
What is Al gore
What is Hillary Clinton
What is Macron

>>128038258
fuck! fine!
at least take your african palm plantations away so we get water in rivers again

>>128037792
We should tax churches!!

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>(((climate change)))

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Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Climate Change Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Planet Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

IS IT TIEM FOR ANOTHER DAILY REMINDER???

* A doubling of preindustrial CO2, absent any feedbacks, would result in a maximum forcing of +1.2C.

* The General Circulation Models, and the IPCC, predict 2-8C of warming because AGW theory assumes a positive H2O feedback. They assume that if CO2 causes a little warming, the atmosphere will hold more water vapor which will lead to a lot of warming.

* The warming predictions cover such a large range because everyone assumes a different average H2O feedback rate.

* Every GCM based on this assumption has failed to model temperatures for the past 17 years. They are all trending too high.

* In the late 1990's the modelers themselves stated that if they missed their predictions for more then a decade that would falsify AGW theory.

* There is no data to suggest a +H2O feedback either now or in Earth's past.

* If there is no +H2O feedback then we literally have nothing to worry about.

* The average climate change believer knows none of this. Politicians, citizens, activists, surprisingly even a lot of scientists are literally ignorant of the theory and the math. In their mind it's simply "CO2 = bad" and "experts say we're warming faster then ever."

>>128038652
>believing the jewish ground data set
Try to FOIA the raw data and model source code for anything James Hansen did at NASA.

Go ahead. We'll wait.

>>128038426
The liberal celebrity pseudo-scientists happen to support the actual scientists, what a twist. The only reason the conservative pseudo-scientists don't support climate change is because liberals do support it. You'll see this time and time again, simply because the majority of researchers are liberal (what that is is a whole different question).

Why wouldn't the CEO of a big oil company want to invest in and profit heavily from renewable energy IN ADDITION to non-renewables? Don't you think they don't have the money to do so? It is mainly the stigma of being associated with liberals that keep from from doing so.

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>>128039059
>lemme just move the goalposts here since I have no actual data to support my own argument

>>128039059
>Believing the (((EXXON)))-paid climate change deniers
>Sucking Saudi´s oily dick

Blut und BODEN you idiot. Go ahead ruining your Lebensraum.

>>128037792
climate change is kinda real but its definately trumped up (pun intended) by developing nations and idiot europeans to get the us to carry their economies through to the modern era.

No thanks.

>2017
>people still don't recognize that humans have had an impact on the climate
Sad that people here are such partisan shills here now, the_donald really ruined this place worse than the 2012 invasion

>>128037792

the part where you know it's bullshit is when they mention fossil fuels

which is a term made up by Rockefeller's think tank to raise the price of oil as high as it could possibly go

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>>128038129
>>128038521
>oy vey, here never rains!
>everyday is annudahshoa
Fuck off kike.

>>128039379
It's a german jewish illuminati scam which somehow even convinced fucking Putin and all of the Asia, even tho they don't give a flying fuck about Germany or Europe.

Yeah sure, keep telling yourself it's all a scam while your Grand Cheeto sends you to the club of three fucking countries on this whole planet that aren't in on it.

>>128038129

Yea I had a drought that lasted 2 years where I live. Got so dry in Colorado Springs they were worried about our water table vanishing. It didn't last. Neither will yours. And even in the middle of all the fires we had, as ash rained down in my yard, and the air was orange and smelled foul, I knew it wasn't fucking global warming. Droughts are a thing dude. They happen.

>>128039379
It's just a cover for passing wealth to developing nations.

>>128039363
>Eocene optimum
>50 mio years ago.

You´re full of shit, as is this retarded graph.
Human´s ancestors looked like a rat back then, we are adapted to the climate of the last few tenthousand years, late ice age stage is our climate optimuim.

>>128039540
lol what the fuck am I looking at here? What a horribly made graph.

>>128040316
wrong one
see >>128039445

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>>128039852
>Weather = Climate

>>128037792
Climate change is real but that was a bad deal:

>China having no restrictions for 13 years?
>India demanding billions of foreign aid in exchange?

>>128038222
Yasss queen slayyy

>>128040316

They red graph is the renormalisation of the old blue graphs data set to portray the past as cooler than it actually was in order to generate a warming trend in the present.

>>128039363
when are people going to realize that it doesn't fucking matter if the planet was hotter back then?
back then there were also life forms that thrived in those temperature ranges, cunt
now it's us, and the plants we grow have a specific environment they're tuned to, and if we fuck with that, then they won't grow and we'll lose a lot of fucking money
do you understand?
it's not about the planet!
it's about the lost fucking revenue!
by continuing to shit up the planet you are actively diminishing the returns on my agricultural investment and this is a clear violation of the NAP

>>128038129
Okay and how shall we revere this? Oh you cant? Oh okay.

>>128039540
...?

They're called fossil fuels because oil itself is the fossilized remains of ancient ocean algae.

>>128037792
DAS RIIIIIIIITE

>>128040607

making the planet warmer will increase agricultural output though

it will lead to massive carbon sequestration like never before

>>128039778
read before you post
we've had severe droughts every summer for the last 4-5 years where it didn't rain for shit
i remember it used to rain a lot when i was a kid but lately it's been dry as a bone
fuck off

>>128037792
Climate change is real. But it is also used by doommongers to get money without question basically. The whole climate change network of funds is a scam. Plant trees.

>>128040686
>They're called fossil fuels because oil itself is the fossilized remains of ancient ocean algae.

well you might be close there, but the reason it's called that is because mr Rockefeller spent a lot of money to make sure you would call it that

that term is a marketing scheme

>>128039818
>l-l-literally j-just p-p-pAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

light your self on fire ahmed the gravy train is done.

>>128038652
>world started in 1850 Hahah Nigga

>>128040607
more heat = more, better crops

>>128038334
Natural phenoma that happened before humans were even a thing. FEEL FREE to try again, as I am sure whatever you say will still be stupid

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>>128038652
>(((science)))
>muh always showing just the last ~100 years of data to scare the brainwashed zombies

global warming/climate change is an industry unto itself and they want worldwide "carbon taxes" on top of that. it is an insidious thing far beyond that even.

you won't understand wtf i'm talking about unless you look into these things for yourself. so, you can do that (takes effort)... or blindly continue to go along with their agenda. whatever.

did you know having ice cap is an anomaly? did you know that the earth has been ice cap free for ~90% of its existence? did you know by definition ice caps only exist during ice ages? did you know we are at the tail end of a CURRENT ice age now? did you know the caps extended as far down as missouri/kentucky just 20,000 years ago and have been receding ever since that peak? did you know the caps are going bye-bye even if every person on the planet disappeared 20,000 years ago?

THE OCEAN'S RELEASE *ALL ON ITS OWN* IS FAR LARGER AND MORE IMPORTANTLY *OUT ACCELERATING* MANS CONTRIBUTION

THE OCEAN IS RELEASING MORE DUE TO WARMER TEMPS (WARMER WATER = IT'S A FAR LESS EFFECTIVE C02 SINK)

IF HUMANS NEVER AROSE CO2 WOULD BE INCREASING AT ALMOST THE EXACT SAME RATE AS IT IS RIGHT NOW

THIS HAPPENS AT THE END OF EVERY ICE AGE

STOP BEING SO FUCKING GULLIBLE AND LAZY

LOOK INTO THINGS FOR YOURSELF AND STOP TAKING WHAT THE MSM, EPA.GOV AND NASA.GOV ETC. TELL YOU AT FACE VALUE, YOU LAZY SHITS. IT IS ABOUT POWER AND CONTROL.

ICE AGES AND PERMANENT ICE *ARE AN ANOMALY*

BY DEFINITION AN "ICE AGE" IS WHEN THE EARTH HAS PERMANENT ICE SHELVES

WE HAD ICE A MILE THINK IN CINCINNATI JUST 20,000 YEARS AGO

THE PLANET IS WARMING AND THE CAPS ARE METLING

THAT MEANS = MORE CO2, SEA RISE AND WEATHER PATTERN CHANGES

WE CAN'T STOP OR ALTER IT, WE WILL ADAPT JUST FINE

STOP BEING SCARED INTO TAX SCHEMES AND GLOBALIST POWER PLAYS YOU DUMBED DOWN ZOMBIES

>>128039852
a 2 year drought in fucking colorado is not the same as rain stopping for half a decade in a monsoonal tropical country, cunt

TFW people treat climate change as a political issue and not a scientific one.

Any day now people will begin to treat the atomic weight of Boron and the properties of Zirconium as a politiical issue.

>>128040955
Nice argument. Did you come up with that all by yourself? You must feel proud.

>>128037792
>Climate Change doesn't Exist!
What change are you taking about? Warming or Cooling?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_861us8D9M

>Blaming bad weather on things you don't like
Big Nose Shaman say fire make Sky angry. Big Nose Shaman say no make fire, buy furs from Big Nose Trapper, and eat meat raw the way Sky make it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0aFPXr4n4

relevant George Carlin BTFO'ing libcucks on climate change

>>128038334

>Temperature rises
>causes tectonic plates to move

?

>>128040804
i don't think droughts and parasites will increase agricultural output
>>128041029
more heat = more el niño = less rain = dead crops

>>128037792
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>>128037792
Your damn country is currently on par with Syria and some other shithole on earth. Your idiotic religious state is falling behind North Korea on a widely known issue. You've fucked yourselves over. China is at this point racing ahead in terms of world influence. To be honest, I'd pick chinks over being led by some shitty christian type sharia law country. Yall are in for a bad time in terms of trade, environment, foreign relations. Your damn illiteracy and idiocracy is currently taking a hold of your country. Have fun getting fucked over.

>>128037792
>Be Europe
>Tell America to pay for a bunch of wind and solar turbines to be put in Africa and other assorted shitholes
>Throw a pissfit when president and tax payers don't want to pay for it

wahhh. go build stupid shit in shitskin countries on ur own dime fagetz

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>>128037792
You t_d redditors are the biggest retards of this board

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If scientists would tell you an hurricane is going to hit your house tomorrow, you would evacuate as quickly as possible

But for some reason *cough*moneyinpolitics*cough* the standard is different when it comes to climate change

Btw, here is the study which is the source of pic related
http://www.jamespowell.org/

>>128041059
>my house is burnin
>we can do nuthin
>let's throw some oil on it for the fun

>>128041453
> China is at this point racing ahead in terms of world influence.

T. Wong Lang Gutter Oil Coal Power Leg Caught in Escalator Can't Drink His Water Loo Chang

>>128040425

Really? That the best you can do? Fucking Germans. Seriously. I hope your culture dies. Mother fucker.

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>>128037792
Same thing with global cooling, or the population bomb. If Trump keeps pushing back against global warming the meme will- mark this anon's words- blow over in like, ten years

>>128038628
Holy shit that's revolting

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>>128041529
ta gueule, gogolène

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>>128040425

Germans are such a disgrace...

>>128038129
>4 years of drought
oy vey what a spectacular and rare climatic occurrence, this has never happened before in human history. Truly groundbreaking stuff. I guess I am a #weathermissile now

>>128037792
BUT IT WAS HER TURN TO WIN! WHAT ABOUT HER SCOOPS!!!! GLORF!!!!!

>>128037792
It is real, but that paris shite was a fucking scam

>>128041156
my response to your argument

>literally just pay

was no.

not sure why you expected some high level discourse after you presented that argument senpai.

http://www.un.org/africarenewal/magazine/april-2016/paris-climate-deal-and-africa

>For Africa, the sweet spot in the deal is an agreement to allocate money to the adaptation and climate mitigation needs of developing countries. African negotiators had urged rich countries to build on the promise by developed countries to ramp up climate financing by $100 billion by 2020 for developing countries, in line with the 2012 Cancún commitment. They got their wish, plus more, because the Paris deal stipulates that the $100 billion commitment will be revised upward from 2025.

Hmm, sending 100 billion dollars to Africa? Wow seems very productive and good for tax payers.

>>128042023
Plese don't leave us alone with the germans

>>128041945
suce moi, babtou

>>128039818
>somehow even convinced fucking Putin and all of the Asia
Russian industrial and carbon output are continue to fall naturally with economy due to the (((genius))) of the king Putin so Russia can meet restrictions goal naturally without trying. Scoring good boy point with EU on the way, why not? And teh Asian "developing countries" is net benefactor of proposed wealth distributor of this scheme. Only EU is dumb enough to continue to killing themselves in the favor of 3rd world. White man guilt.

>>128042350
tiens ta place, fils de singe

>>128038526
That's a violation of the 1st Amendment.

While we're at it, no more leftard pseudoscience in schools: no more climate change alarmism, Darwinian Evolution, eugenics, pro-abortion, pro-LGBTQPUITFJQWERTYMOUSE deviancies, progressivism, communism, socialism - all part of leftard religion. Violates the 1st Amendment also. And while summing it all up; retrun the trillions in taxpayers money taken to uphold all these pseudoscience cult fairy tales or get charged with grand larceny and gross fraud, along with the sedition, treason, insurrection, and usurping charges already pending.

>>128041621
You'd be surprised at how rational people tend to be there when compared to you obese cunts. Give it a couple of more years, you'll be a good 3rd world country.

>>128041059
I'm positive you also have no clue what you're talking about. It's a good rule of thumb that anyone who sounds like a LARPing retard has no business trying to convince anyone of anything.

>>128038652
Charts are useless without the accompanying data sets used to make charts.

That's how you can tell it's pseudoscience - they don't want you to check their math.

>>128042682
I'd make you president.

>>128038129
If only you paid higher taxes

>>128037792
I member obama sending funds to UN for "climate change" in his last days.

>>128042682
>Evolution is pseudoscience.

LOL

>>128041453
When didn't Netherlands ban imports from main slant eyes carbon producer again? Why do entire Netherlands economy literally consist from offloading these imports into EU again?
>kettle
>black

>>128042327
Best ally :3

>>128037792
Nah OP.

Ive said this to a lot of people here, but probably never meant it this much until now.

YOU are the one that needs to kill themselves.

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>>128042327

Italians always welcome in the USA!!!

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>>128041518

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>>128043034
He put in $3 billion American dollary doos into the Green Climate Fund (global slush fund). The second highest contributor only put up $100m. How is this Paris climate ponzi scheme fair to Americans?

>>128042882

warm up a bottle of coke and watch the CO2 come out...

that is what scientists are saying about the ocean.

its not that hard.

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>>128042882
nice typical ad hominem attack, assblasted shill

can't argue with the facts at hand, hm?

cognitive dissonance is a bitch, huh?

>>128037792
carbon tax bullshit selling your carbon credits and ignoring china and india having more pollution than the rest of the world combined while crying if you dont pay more money for fucking alternative sources that dont produce any fucking energy. these useless fucking windfarms and solar panels that fucking do nothing and cost more to make and force using more energy to produce and make up for them because they do fucking nothing energy production wise.

these people are fucking insane. their models dont even work - every single climate model has failed and gets readjusted. they use data from city centers for heat but ignore other fucking areas that are colder that would fuck their models. they fudge data. they lie.

>>128043362
>Why are all the Spics and Niggers flooding Northern countries?
>Of course it´s a good idea to ruin their Lebensraum for BASED Exxon and saudi oil

>>128043198
Germany n-no, stay away
>>128043327
Do you have a spare greencard? I just want to be a humble hot rod builder

>>128043261
I mean if you believe climate change is man made and you live in Canada then you should really kys. It's the only ethical option for you.

>>128043529
Shills really over use that whole larp thing.

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>>128038129

THE USA IS NOT YOUR FRIEND

THEY WILL LET YOU DIE SO THEY CAN GET EVEN RICHER

>>128040686
It's not mad from fossilized remains. It's a combination of carbon deposits and water located between the Earth's crust and mantle. That's why it's a "hydrocarbon". Fossils are mainly calcium carbonate.

There's actual science that proved there's an oceans worth of water molecules in between the crust and mantle. And several months ago the reports of molten carbon lakes under the crust we're all over the news. Was even on /pol/ for a week or so.

It's a renewable resource. Deal with it.

>>128043261
"Oy vey, goyim. Yes just give us your shekels, and the planet will be saved from global cooling, er global warming, er, I mean climate change. Pay no attention to the giant carbon cloud coming from China. Good goy, go drain more maple trees, we need more shekels for the next crisis"

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>american tourists getting merked 2017

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>>128043611
>we can't regulate borders its too hard
>we don't want increased agricultural yields

>>128037792
>Trump pulling out of this climate hoax tax scam is a good thing.
why don't you say it's a chinese hoax like your president used to believe? There's no doubt climate change is real, however, whether human activities contributes to the change is doubtful. But consider earth to be a dying patient, do you at least try to save it and see how it goes, or you just say we can't do shit and let it go?

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>>128044128
No that's the accurate one.

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>>128043362
This is already being debunked. Africa has hit a agriculture boom in recent years and the Sahara desert has been shrinking since the early 90s.

Warm air holds more water vapor.

Science.

>>128043150
Prove it's real.

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>>128040868
>has a few seasons of drought
guys... global warming.

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>>128043910

Wrong meme jackass. You can even see where yours was photoshoped and copied from this one.
Pathetic.

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>>128039267
>bill nye
>actual scientist
>Hillary Clinton
>speaking the truth
Found the shill.

>>128038825
In the end its all about
if you want corporates to be regulated or not.

>>128042972
I'd be assassinated before taking the oath.

>>128038129
Droughts happen, will happen and have happened all throughout history, stating that this specific drought you are experiencing is exclusively due to an ongoing and early stage climate change is naive and unscientific.

>>128043151
They probably get a lot of these imports because they have the largest port in Europe ya fuckin' ruski. Either way, I'd pick their non-religious asses over the United States any time of day.

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>>128043681
its easy
visit the US
use your charming italian accent
seduce an american girl
overstay your visa
get married to her
visa overstay forgiven (its policy)
build hot rods !

>>128044198
>, do you at least try to save it and see how it goes
So are you proposing to nuke china? Very...altruistic, my dear soulless ching chong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQlHaGhYoF0

>>128044198
Forget about that failed state, the have mad max soon anyway.

>>128038628
yes, please recylce. this is not fake at all.

>>128043611
Has more to do with Chinese lebensraum than africans.

I'm surprised /pol/ doesn't talk about the chink invasion of africa more.

>>128044712

LMFAO! Says Germany. Tell you what. How about we just make sure none of you stupid fucks can ever come here. I hope you all stew in your multicultural rot. You're almost there.

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>>128044437
Your's is inaccurate. It implies the Jews did all those things on there one.

The truth is Uncle Sam encourages them at every step.

>>128041529

yes moshe, not paying billions is throwing fire on the "problem" that we can solve with more money. heh.

>>128044641
>Either way, I'd pick to support increasing of carbon pollution because i hate burgers and love superior yellow master race
Very liberal.

>>128043543
Red pilled Canadian. What a timeline.

>>128040868
If warm air holds more water vapor, why are you in a drought?

You clearly have no idea what you're talking about.

> Volcanoes
> been around for about 4 billion years
> probably millions of eruptions over that time
> spews carbon dioxide
> many ice ages and shifts in climate during this time
> planet is still habitable

explain this?

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>>128037792

>>128044712
We would probably move to canada anyway.
You do realize who's actually multi-culti, mong cowboy?
Plus a country full of guns and rockbottom levels of education, bad pedigree.

>>128040868
It will cycle. We had droughts in California for the last 4 years, and this year we had so much rain, our grandma's dried up pussies couldn't even handle it.

>>128044969
propose somethin then unless pissing in the wind. you're just a selfish drumpf who doesn't care about the future of your child because you're a virgin neet.

>>128044921
was for you

>>128045355

>>128045008
Why the fuck should I look up to some obese products of incest? At least the rednecks have got some shit going for them unlike your desolated shithole. Go back to work in your siberian gulag, Boris.

>>128045446
Then China and India must go away.

>>128040868
>we've had severe droughts every summer for the last 4-5 years

Some record winters and cold temps?
>CLIMATE ISN'T WEATHER SHITHEAD!
A few years of drought?
>SEE? CLIMATE CHANGE IS TOTALLY REAL!

That's what I like about the insanity of the left, the absolute hypocrisy.

>>128043951
>renewable resource
That takes tens of thousands of years to renew..
kys.

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>>128044680
actually China as a nation of 1.4 billion and being a world factory producing daily necessities for the whole world, we aren't really the bad guy behind of all these as you might think

>>128042998
>(You)

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Can anybody tell me if this is real?

>>128041453
>Toothpaste BTFO

Quit acting like you are relevant at all. You had a change to save your nation, and elected the Muslim bootlicker faggot instead. Even your dikes are full of dykes.

>>128045835
Well, the christian-sharia state needs some place that they can call evil...

>>128045835
> we aren't really the bad guy behind of all these as you might think
This pie says otherwise.

>>128042784
>The obese cunts meme.

You shit-eating incestuous faggots are a wasteful degenerate mess. You will be gone inside the next century.

>>128043951
>It's not mad from fossilized remains. It's a combination of carbon deposits and water located between the Earth's crust and mantle. That's why it's a "hydrocarbon".
You know how I know you make minimum wage?

more carbon = more plants = more oxygen

this is a win win situation for all life on earth

>>128045990
At least I don't have to dodge bullets everyday, whether it's dindus, inbred neighbours, school shooters, police, and what not.

>>128042882

>t. Bill Nye the Science Fraud.

>>128046234
now you sound like an uneducated american
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_carbon_dioxide_emissions_per_capita

>>128045978
Yes this is real, however it's not about CO2 volume it's about % of atmospheric exposure each molecule gets, like leaves absorbing sunlight the same principal applies, the warming effect decreases exponentially due to the inability for a much larger CO2 volume to absorb all that infra red radiation

>>128046522
Gotta take some losses before some gains are made. Those roaches and what not are gonna be living a pretty good life in the near future.

>>128044391
DNA has been shown in hundreds of reproducible experiments to have minor errors every time it is replicated. In the rare chance that the new mutation is beneficial, the organism will have an advantage over its peers resulting in its genes being spread more; if it's a shitty mutation they die and don't reproduce. Over time this process of natural selection results in major biological deviation from previous generations.

It's high school shit, my melanin-rich friend.

>>128037792
I personally dont believe in climate change i do want to breathe fresh air though, I think the climate hoaxers would get much more done if they focus on health issues in cities instead of warning the people about some nature disaster in the next 50 years

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>>128041477
>huge concentration of CO2 not at all analogous to the actual percentage of CO2 in the earth's atmosphere

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>>128046824
what the hell is that doing in my climate change folder? fucking hell

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>>128044024
>British Multicultural Prize Citizen

>>128038258
>Americans
Including the 70% Non-European Americans? Kys fag

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>>128045835
We know you're trying to find a "cure" for autism

We know you're trying to weaponize your country's autismal powers and "cure" the autism around the world

You will never be successful

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>>128038129
>Droughts never took place until 30 years ago!!!

Why are (((climate change))) believers so stupid?

Has anyone mentioned that sanctions wouldn't apply to china for 13 years?

Bad deal.

I hate this man with a righteous fury

>>128038652
Are you guys literally complaining about a natural phenomenon that happened time and time again during history? We've gone through worse, and trying to stop it is hopeless, a waste of time, it's gonna happen weather we want it or not.

>>128046528
And even with all that American > Holland.

Noe pay your carbon taxes to the globalists and go back to fucking your daddy.

>>128042682
>>128042972
>>128044566
No, you would die from retardation

>>128046418
We've got our ways of surviving high water levels so I think we'll be around for a while longer. Good thing you'll be losing Florida and what not.

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>>128047414

Swedes must gassed

Climate change is real. Its been happening for hundreds of years. What is fake is the reasons for our actions against it.

>>128037792

It's gotta be a ton of hard work to stay as stupid as you are every day, OP.

Kill yourself if you still can't figure out how human activities affect the climate.

>>128043529
>nice typical ad hominem attack, assblasted shill
>cognitive dissonance is a bitch, huh?
you can't make this shit up folks.

>>128037792
That's nice, sweetie. Go play with the other kiddies while the grown-ups are talking.

>>128046418
we only have to put on the pumps a little longer, besides you will call for our help again after the next katrina

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>>128037792
Boy Thus Sunday is going to be a bloodbath in Portland. First those racist murders, now this? Antifa is going to take it on all your asses

>>128047632
>Implying Florida won't be easily saved by relatively cheap Dutch dykes.
fuck off.

Climate is always changing, human biomass and industrial activity would be a probable factor, speculatively you could balance this against likelihood of encroaching ice age in next century, no government on Earth is seriously addressing the problem (even if they had carte blanche to), linear projection of complex systems is dubious, there is nevertheless a risk of absolute catastrophe which cannot be ignored, and in worst case (projected) scenario it's too late to do something significant without resorting to hugely destabilizing mechanisms (i.e. we're f**ked either way). You definitely aren't going to light bulb your way out of it, or put up a few solar panels and call it a day.

If eco-warriors were serious they'd be talking about mass sterilization in the third world, stopping all immigration into first world countries and gently stepping down their populations, de-urbanization, and ending offshoring of industry which usually coincides with weak regulation that contributes to a warming scenario. Eco-warriors aren't doing any of this so in reality we are left with ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ as a response.

>>128037792
>>>128038222
>What is Bill Nye
>What is Neil Tyson
>What is Al gore
>What is Hillary Clinton
>What is Macron
A bunch of corrupt shills and a murderer?

>>128047632
But you won't survive the 3rd world invasion, shiteater. Kill yourself.

>>128047530
> Noe pay your carbon taxes to the globalists and go back to fucking your daddy.

At least we know when we're bent over and fucked by the higher ups. You can always hope and spiritually know that Trump and his folks give a shit about you.

>>128047874
>Antifa is going to take it on all your asses
You misspelled "up all their"

>>128047632
No because the rest of the country will be swarmed with the fucking subhuman denizens of Florida.

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>>128048017
>Hoping Trump cares
>Knowing Rutte does not give a fuck (Ukraine-referendum)
Yeah.. Feels great man..

>>128048017
>Look at your last elections
>Look at ours

Who's getting fucked? Not America.

>>128039852
2 years? I remember there being a drought from 2005 to 2009 here southwest of denver

>>128045978
No, there is a lot wrong with that graph and it's axis units. CO2 absorbs at multiple different wavelengths scattered throughout the spectrum. It is not just one clump. Also H20 is the largest greenhouse gas

>>128037792

people should stop opposing climate change. i fully embrace palms and beaches in switzerland.

>>128047987
Don't need to survive it if it won't happen. You'll be too busy mass producing retarded shit while the clever folks in your country profit off of your exploitation and what not.

>>128048174
At least it'd be easier to border off that tumorous state in comparison to mexico.

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>>128043611

>he thinks niggers are flocking to his welfare state because of (((projected temperate figures)))

>>128048477
I honestly wouldn't mind the change in weather either. My biggest issue is having my eyes and lungs swell from all the shit that's in the air.

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>>128037792
IDIOT. Kiribati a country has almost disapeared already because of climate change. Many others will be affected and millions of refugees will come. This made america more brown , asian and black again for the next 30 years to come. Oh the president wont take them? tell me how hes gonna stay in power for 30 or 40 years

>>128048906
lol nice.

>>128043362
WTF I like climate change now

>>128037792
It's real but it would mostly only affect nigger and brown people countries so who cares.

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Climate change is literally documented on thousands of counts and can be observed worldwide. There is no debate. It's more plausible to claim the world is flat than to claim climate change is false.

The question is whether mankind is causing it, and it's irrelevant whether they are or not. Fight against climate change unless you want shitskins flooding your country when theirs is uninhabitable.

>>128049481
I care when they flood our countries, and now with a good reason

If climate change was actually real.
>marshall law declared
>all cars confiscated
>government rationing of food
>war on countries who refused to comply
>many other draconian measures I can't even think of right now but would definitely be needed.

The fact that none of these measures have been taken is all the proof anyone should need that this is a scam.

>>128037792
nice bait

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>>128037792

you don't need a scientist to tell you global warming is a thing.. if you seriously think all the trees we cut down, the mass amount of cattle.. the mass amount of pollution, garbage and shit doesn't have a profound negative effect on the planet then you are a special kind of moron.

its very simple to know that every action has a reaction.. everything has a reaction to its action and that a ecosystem can be very fragile. fucking reintroducing wolves to yellow stone LITERALLY created fucking rivers!! Their introduction (a small band of wolves) changed the landscape because of the chain reaction it caused in the area. but the shit humans do is inconsequential? how can anyone be this stupid? how are Americans this fucking stupid!?!?!

also the notion global warming is faked so they can tax us more is illogical.. politicians dont care about raising our taxes as much as they care about lining their pockets.. which major corperations and billionaires are happy and willing to do if they keep up the climate change denial shit up and prevent any regulation change.


you tell me what makes more sense.. a bunch of greedy politicians making up climate change to increase taxes with zero personal benefit

or billionaires and major companies lining pockets of politicians to stop climate change regulations so that they dont have to make any massive changes and be held responsible for the shit they do to us.

>>128049826
I think if people used climate change as an excuse to prevent shitskins from jumping borders, humanity might have a chance.

>>128049826
This


The more desertification the more shitskins flooding Europe and America

God knows the Russians and Chinese won't take them

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>>128037792
Whether or not it's all going to crash.

>>128022215
>>128022215
>>128022215

>>128039267
oil reserves.. they dont want that to loose value. its greed that has created a brand of super stupid americans.

>>128037792
Neat post in the same year that the 17 year cicada emerged after only 13 years.

What is phenology and why should you read a book

>>128050075
LUL retard. Its 2 degrees C in like 50 years. Not drastic enough for all that.
Are you actually mentally retarded or are you trolling?

>>128038258
But we will loose our grain belt if climate change.meme is released.

Our grain belt is one of the pillars that makes America great.

>>128050431
Would you be surprised if he wasn't trolling?

>>128050431
he called it "marshall" law ffs
kek

>>128038426
What is "pompous assholes who don't have a degree in ecology/meteorology/global climate change but want to pretend o be experts in the field". For 1000 Alex

>>128049826
If mankind isn't causing it, then mankind cannot stop it.
Forces of nature are magnitudes larger than what mankind can do.

>>128050783
Nothing personell kiddo.

>>128038825
Excess co2 during pregnancy causes homosex childs

>>128038628
What in the FUCK?

>the rights of indigenous peoples
That obviously doesn't apply to Europeans.

>>128038258
Whoa, careful there son, gonna cut yourself on that edge.

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>>128037792
The hoax is believing anything has a political solution. Everything is kosher. Let everything be destroyed.

>>128022215
>>128022215
>>128022215

>>128048280
You naive motherfucker. You do know that just today, your president has agreed to bend over and get anally raped in trade deals.

>>128052350
If he agreed to it, it's not rape.

How could you elect this man if all he ever thinks about is money? I thought you guys hated jews

>The United States has delivered $1 billion to date.

Can someone explain what happens to this money after it's delivered? Which countries it's transferred to and how that all works?

What are other country's contributions?

>>128038825
Thank you.

>>128037792
I'm an old bong Fag.

I remember the threat of global cooling.. Yeah that was the thing at first.

Then it became global warming..

Then it became "climate change" - because you can't deny that.. First, cold then warm, ice age, melting, no guess not.. Oh "man made" climate change, well let's see the evidence that proves it indisputably.. Oh you don't have any to prove one way or the other but you "believe" this is the case.. Well my how fucking scientific, please take more of my money for inefficient energy because that will help?!..

Or my favorite back in the early 90s, some NASA fucknugget saying that if we don't change "immediately" most coastline cities will be under water in "15" years..

Yet Londonstan still stands..

>>128052493
Good point. I can't ever understand why some anon's are into getting anal probed by dickgirls.

>>128044198

>why isn't he crippling his country while mine pollutes for 13 years

>>128053033
I live in an area that's about 2m above sea level. Every map with a sea level rise shows my area underwater. If I followed science's words, I should have been underwater several years ago.

>>128038426
>>128047952
Found the shills

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>>128037792
It's actually worse, anon. Anthropogenic climate change is a real thing, and nothing that these hucksters in Paris want to do is going to address any of it, but it will make money for their cronies. The sad thing is, we could solve the problem without blowing up our economy.

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>>128052585

found this info in pic related

>>128053265
That is because you are a closet fag who experiences cognitive dissonance when thinkin about cock so instead you think about why people would want a dick in their butt.

But in reality you are just thinking about gay sex because you like to think about dick in butt

>>128038129

I'm sure 100 trillion in taxes won't do shit to stop it either. This is the actual amount the west would have to pay according to the Paris accord.

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>>128053033

I'm not even a fag and I can confirm.

>>128037792
LIB NIGGERS BTFO, CONFIRMED LEFTIST HAVE NO INDEPENDENT THOUGH AND LOVE GETTING SPOONFULS OF HORSESHIT FORCEFED TO THEM YUM YUM KEEP BEING TRENDY AND LIBERAL FUCKING MONGOLOIDS HAHHAHAH

>>128038129
listen here pupusa-nigger, you live in the rain forest, if your arable land has eroded its due to your shitty farming practices stripping the topsoil of all its nutrients. Also, your deforestation is your own fault. If you chapins actually worked to improve your country it could be a tourist paradise.

>>128053963
>That is because you are a closet fag who experiences cognitive dissonance when thinkin about cock so instead you think about why people would want a dick in their butt.

No wonder I hang out with you faggots. Might as well embrace who we are as a community.

>>128054145
Please, Anon, contain your autism.

>>128041453
fuck off toothplaste, youre a fucking american larping as a dutchman, no one says y'all in netherlands youre in europe not back in mobile, alabama, fucking hillbilly retard

>>128041453
>falling behind North Korea on a widely known issue.
NK isn't part of the accord either, faggot.

>>128038129
>wah local climate examples show global warming

You do realize that where one place is having a drought, another is having record rainfall right?

>>128041518
https://mises.org/blog/physicist-howard-hayden%E2%80%99s-one-letter-disproof-global-warming-claims

Sheep...

Nah, there is enough proof that climate change is occurring, but it's too exaggerated by the left. Climate change has been happening for a millennium, but only now have democrats started to make money off it.

>>128041518
>If scientists would tell you an hurricane is going to hit your house tomorrow, you would evacuate as quickly as possible
>you wouldn't download a car

When that same scientist keeps calling me 5 times a day to tell me I should evacuate my house because of some climachange that never actually comes, I stop questioning my poor settling skills in a common hurricane region and start questioning why that "scientist" is receiving a scientist's salary while actually working as a daily alarm clock.

>>128055525
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_Agreement
Go through the list ya daft cunt.

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>>128042882
>doesn't bring any facts to the argument
>y-you have no clue what you're talking about
>y-you are larping
>i'm right, you're wrong

try harder shill. at least bring some evidence or facts when you try to tell someone they are wrong.

>>128058932
You'd just ignore any inconvenient truths anyway, so why fucking bother. Go back to wanking over your redcap, fuckwit.

>>128055195
>Fuck* off toothplaste, you're* a fucking american* larping as a dutchman.* No one says y'all in the* Netherlands* you're* in Europe* not back in Mobile*, Alabama*, fucking hillbilly retard.
> * Indicate points of improvement.

Your post gave me cancer.I don't think homeschooling is the best solution for you. I hope you mom keeps your autism well countained in a basement or something. No human should ever have to be exposed to cancerous shitstains like you. Please re-evaluate your life options. Also, I'll say y'all whenever the fuck I want to. It's called freedom of speech ya fuckin' imbecile. Learn the English language you damned dindu.

>>128058518
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_Agreement
I stand corrected.

>>128060000
Fuck!

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>>128037792

>>128059865
Your mom*
Your autism is cancerous. Stay the fuck off the internet.
>>128055195

>>128060000
To be honest, I had to read through that list a few times, I couldn't believe my eyes.

>>128060000
It's still kinda funny that they joined despite the fact that 99.9 percent of the people there probably don't have access to any technology that is potentially harmful to the climate. Apart from their existence of course. At least they'll be taking steps to reducing their population.

>>128060174
That's not how federal grant money works. You produce 'acceptable' (read; climate change affirming) results, or you don't get more grants.

climate change deniers are like flat earthers

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>>128037792
Wasn't it getting too cold like 20 years ago?

>>128037792
retard, when I was a child it would very frequently snow heavily and even large rivers would freeze where I live. That doesn't happen anymore

It was getting cold 40 years ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X4g_loVbW8

Modern science is a joke

http://www.acsh.org/news/2017/05/19/hoax-science-paper-says-penis-social-construct-worsens-climate-change-11302