AUSPOL sniffing petrol edition pt. 2

>>127975607
Archived:

>https://theguardian com/business/grogonomics/2017/jun/01/how-quickly-talk-changes-from-ever-booming-house-prices-to-fears-of-a-hard-landing
--> https://archive.is/7UP9K
>https://theguardian com/australia-news/2017/may/31/tony-abbott-says-asio-director-needs-to-think-again-on-causes-of-terrorism?CMP=Soc_567
--> https://archive.is/V8PXL

>>127975632
if you filter your water and add a little lemon juice it tastes really good.

but cranberry is definitely no good. it's mostly sugar

Listening in on 2GB Steve Price in a moment.

Wondering on Andrew Bolt's thoughts.

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Vote for Aunty Pauline.

>>127975607
>AUSPOL sniffing petrol edition pt. 2
>Forgot "Electric Boogaloo"

>>127975607
stop ramming sticks up your arse you deviants.

What's for dinner?

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>>127976008
Hey Kiwi, fuck off.

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Vote 1 LDP

>>127975835
I love citrus so fucking much.

Drink I made yesterday:

Little higher in sugar but lower in alc, as there are no higher proof spirits in it:

1cl sweet vermouth
3/4cl lemon/lime juice
1/2cl ginger syrup (basically a decent sized thinly sliced ginger knob simmered in a 1:1 (1/2 cup each) sugar syrup for 15/20 mins)
1/2 egg white
2dsh angostura bitters

Shake dry for 20 sec, then shake over ice for 20 secs.

Double strain into a coupe/martini glass and stick a nice luxardo cherry on top.

>>127975981

>chasing jobs that are slowly disappearing

the debt free life is the way to go

>>127976463
>not the life free life

God tier Australian youtubers

Friendlyjordies
Mychonny
LewReview
CommunityChannel

>>127976539
>Friendlyjordies
HAHAHAHA

This cunt made a fucking video telling bongs to vote cobyn. lmao.

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>>127976539

Maroons BTFO

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>>127976463
>mfw everyone laughed at me for not getting a car loan
>mfw everyone laughed at me for not getting a mortgage
>mfw everyone laughed at me for not going to uni
>mfw everyone laughed at me for only using my credit card once a month to buy something once, then immediately pay off for good credit
>mfw everyone thought i was weird when i said i didn't want roommates
>mfw everyone told me the housing market was never going to crash
>mfw i've lost friendships over this bullshit

>mfw i was right
this must be what katter feels like 24/7

Why do we do this everyday?

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>>127976726
Mfw I don't even have a credit card.

>>127976356
sounds good, little light on the booze for me though.
I like my sours equal parts spirit, liqueur and sours, with some bitters.

>>127973971
>>127975174
I get that but I what I mean is if I got a better job (office work or some shit) would I be up for the chop if everything goes south? Would it be worth it to try to move on soon or just stay put for now? I'd rather be employed at a crappy job than let go from a good one right as shit hits the fan.

Also I'm more concerned about the rent market and what will happen with prices when the bubble bursts.

>>127976726
>mfw shamed friends who took out 10 grand personal loans so they could "live it rich" while being on centrelink

people really don't understand how usury works
they're idiots

>>127976832
>>127976873
>little light on the booze

That was my plan.

You cut halve the vermouth and add a shot of gin.

>>127976873
Also more sour than sweet by about 1/2 or 1/4cl

>>127976539
>>>/reddit/

>>127976726
see prev thread, we're memeing a collapse of the australian housing market by spreading disinfo, negative sentiment and uncertainty.

Fesh & cheps Brew

daily reminder not to sleep on the road tonight m8s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qClBRaretEk

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fuck off nz pooftas'.

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>>127975607
STRONGER GUN CONTROL IN QLD AND THE REST OF AUSTRALIA WHEN?

>>127977133
Q: What do you call the bitumen in Alice Springs?
A: Central heating.

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degenerate australian meth heads drop to a new low.

http://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/news/the-wife-of-slain-policeman-brett-forte-has-been-tormented-outside-toowoomba-police-station/news-story/442628661084299ebe3c76e00accf7a3

>>127977580
This pissed me off

>>127977140
no

>>127976539
Superwog.

Greetings fellow Australians hwo is your Sheila doing today? I threw a shrimp on the barbie and she went off her tit at me I think the weather has made her go troppo.

T. Australian outback man.

>>127976613

From an economic perspective he is right (which is what that video touched on: that the neoliberal economic agenda is a cancer to the west).

Shame Corbyn otherwise is race traitor cuck.

>>127977580
>piece of shit icehead somehow has an automatic weapon

>law abiding civilians can't even own a handgun to protect self from scum like this

this country is a bad meme

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>>127975607
Australians are insufferably miserable moaning fuckers.
Moaning is the only thing that seems to please them so yeah, have a financial crash and enjoy it if that's what it takes.
There are good reasons why those genetics were excluded from the civilised world, what kind of people do you think get banished to Australia?

>>127977967
Kia ora fullow kaywis, how's the missus bro? Mine wouldn't cook me the fuckin eggs bae so i gave her the meanest cuzzie the wuther bin abit chully eh too chully for the chully ben.

t. Heemi from Souf Orkland

>>127978323
meanest bash* newayz hone 4 pm. chyeeeah.

>>127976539
Saw mychonny gacked at a rave once, good guy

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>>127978323
How's that big emu cock treating ya?

>>127977580

HE
DINDU
NUFFIN

>>127978426
You dark cunts need to leave Australia immediately, bludgers, shitposters and nigger. Shittting up the choice Gold Coast beaches with you DB bitter cans.

T. Redneck Australian man.

>>127976613
yilmaz is alright

>>127977898
i wish /pol/ would target suburban australian ice addict criminals.
they are fucking everywhere here, thriving off retarded laws, corrupt judges and lazy police, and assume nothing can ever bring them down

>>127977327
ive slept on the road before. ama

> ABC talking shit about Leyonhjelm before he goes on Q&A

Fuckin bullshit sheep deserve everything they get.

>>127978977
That's why I hate this country. Most of our whites are basically niggers

>>127978228
it was an SKS, those aren't fully automatic. we have a bunch of them left over from the pre-gun ban days.

it still boggles me as to how that cunt acquired an SKS.

>>127978977
the police aren't lazy, they're the most redpilled people in the country if you don't count soldiers or sailors. the court system holds them down, since every cunt gets let out on bail.

that cop killer was let out on bail on kidnapping and torture charges for fucks sake.

>>127979183
i can't wait to watch the animal farm level booing whenever he says something on monday.

>>127979183
Hopefully he BTFO of that panel.

Hearing the sound in the next house of Janet King on ABC TV. Talk about a show worshipping the pussy matriarchy: sounds like every episode is high powered women sticking it to a symbolic white male as a proxy kicking bag for the patriarchy.

Fucking painful.

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Margaret Court goes full Alex Jones

>>127979479
Undoubtedly, she is /our/ man.

are there any good right wing parties to vote for other than one nation?

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>>127979479
OY VEY! SHUT IT DOWN!

>>127979722
"Tony's Nation" is the party you're looking for, except its an unregistered party hidden inside the Liberal party.

Cats out of the bag now I guess

>>127979722
Liberal Democrats

>>127979722

Nope. And I wouldn't recommend supporting One Nation either, just giving them your vote because everyone else is worse.

But I guess it also depends upon what your basic views on economics and social policy are.

If you're an economic libertarian you might consider Liberal Democrats, others say Liberty Alliance.

Since I am economically center-left and social/immigration far-right, I have no party that I can vote for. The closest thing for me is Katter's Australia Party, but they only operate in Queensland, mostly in rural areas, I live in neither.

>>127978278
>what kind of people do you think get banished to Australia?
White ones, Abdul.

>>127979183
She's right.

>>127978278
>what kind of people do you think get banished to Australia?
the ones that don't get nail bombed in public

Why're all the girls in NZ such fucking sluts?

>>127980012
>>what kind of people do you think get banished to Australia?
>the ones that don't get nail bombed in public
Also, the ones that got the fuck out of Britain when they saw the writing on the wall.

>>127980060
Because they copy Australian women.

>>127980060
cuz they got heavy competition with the sheep
wouldnt want to fall behind, would we?

>>127980060
Why are Maoris and Samoans fucking nuts? Guy I worked with told me a story about his wife and her sister having an argument that led to throwing plates and chairs at eachother.

Has anyone convinced their parents about the invasion into this country? Like white genocide stuff

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Should I grow weed for profit?

>>127980692
Yes

>>127980692
No

>>127980653
My mother is a moron who watches TV that say Kardashians are great, Trannies are great, Gay Marriage should be legal, """"""Real""""" Housewives,etc.

>>127975607
Housing market must collapse, it has reached the end of this economic cycle, it also drains the blood from other industries.

Ideally price should drop at least 50%.

>>127980692
Profiting from weed. Might as well get a minimum wage job mate.

>>127980692
No

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>>127980692
smonk

>>127980692
Hook me up if in Melb

If you're MP isn't Nationals, Bob Katter, Shooters and Fishers, or a conservative rural independent, you do not live in a white area

>>127979905
start a nat-soc party bro

>>127976539
are you gay cunt friendlyjordies ?

>>127980952
>>127980978
there's your answer, anon

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooters,_Fishers_and_Farmers_Party

Do these faggots get a tick?

>>127979722
Corey bernardi, Australian conservative party

>>127980060
Fuck if I know.

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>>127981056
Doesn't sound that bad, my dad thinks the british are evil and people deserve it for 'invading' this didgeridoo land. Thinks im a facist and racist

What are your experiences with bogans?

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>>127980060
Sluts are everywhere, mate

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>>127982374

>>127979479
She is not wrong.
"Hearts and minds" is a thing and if it is done in a reductionist way then it can be abused. People need to be conscious in thier interactions. Blasting kids with ideology is utilitarian.

America and the UK (the population and its institutions, not the "deep state") need to challenge this kind of reductionist thinking.
It will lead to bad democracy and totalitarianism.

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>>127982189
>tfw back when i was racking up nighttime driving hours to get my Ps with my step dad we saw an abo and he made a joke about how its so dark you wont see an abo until you hit it

i think hes based

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>>127979905
>economically center-left and social/immigration far-right

yeah I'm the same m8. However, now I just vote for the far right. Australia has pretty much been turned into a multiethnic society with low trust in 20years so centre/left economics is kinda moot now anyway, as parasite groups hostile to middle class whites will just take up our taxes.

>>127975607
Herro daily gook

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>>127980692
Only if you don't live in an apartment or in the suburbs. I live on acreage so I can easily grow decent amount to actually PROFIT off the quantity.

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>>127983398
>Actually doing the hours instead of just faking the logbook
WTF?

>>127981849
i like them, theyre the most libertarian lefties

>>127984103
It's a good thing that he's actually learning. Too many shit cunt drivers on the roads who can't even follow the most basic of road rules.

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>>127984103
>>127984540
forging the hours is a degenerate behaviour, i probably did 10 more hours than i actually needed to just to be safe incase i somehow wasnt already at 120

>>127984822
Nice work mate.

>>127984540
i just waited until 21. im a metrofag though

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>>127977967
In trouble for drinking on a school night. 0 fucks given.

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>>127985132
thank you friendo

>>127985239
what happens when you are 21?

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>>127976539
>CommunityChannel

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>>127981091
This. Shuffling money between boomers and chinese is not a healthy economy.

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>>127984822
>>127984540
>actually believing these bullshit laws make us safer, despite the fact that there is no evidence
An intelligent person who knows the road rules but has only done 20 hours is safer than a retard with 120+ hours. Licenses should be handed out on actual skill rather than an arbitrary number of hours that was decided by out of touch politicians. I don't know anyone who actually did the full 100 hours here in QLD because who the fuck has the time and money?

>>127985474
>21 + drivers licence
you dont need a book, just to hold Ls for at least 1 year and pass the test
similar thing at 25: just hold Ls 6 months then pass the test

>>127985887
yeah nah fuck off chink

>>127985887
agreed. fucking andrews is emptying the coffers to remove railway/road intersections, even though theyre perfectly safe

it's the retards on the road that are the issue. nobody want's to bite the bullet, and just make the tests difficult.
you can do a bunch of things in vic tests that are auto-fails in nsw and qld

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>>127986003
Get fucked cunt, chinks get licences way easier than the native population because they can just transfer their foreign license without needing 20000 hours of supervised driving

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>>127986116
>agreed. fucking andrews is emptying the coffers to remove railway/road intersections, even though theyre perfectly safe

thanks for fucking up hughesdale andrews ya jew

All the Irish who emigrated there to escape a property market bubble collapse get to live through another one...

lol

>>127976539
if we're talking of aussie youtube channels you forgot Big Lez cunt

> tfw copped 3 demerit points and 300 bucks for speeding and watch RBT and some icehead gets a 200 dollar fine for driving cooked

fuck this gay earth

doing 110 on a 100 road in the middle of fucking nowhere, that's bullshit

Going to have a mettwurst and cheese sandwich tomorrow.

>>127976832
Mate you should get one, you can't have a good credit score without a credit card.

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>>127986813
>tfw you've driven at 170 km/h on a deserted road in the middle of nowhere and not been caught
Speeding laws in this country are bullshit indeed, especially when the limits are too low to start with. Motorways here should be at least 130. Considering the size of the country we should have autobahns with no limit. I'm fed up with the nanny state and it's obsession with "safety" at any cost.

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Sieg hail brothers

Gook op post pics of ya sisters pork roll for me to beat me snag over.

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>>127987446
>tfw 265km/h down a narrow country road

feels sketchy man.

>>127976726
How do you live without a mortgage tho? Just rent forever? Either way you're paying frequent instalments but at lest with a mortgage you own a house at the end.

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>>127987785
I imagine it would. Do you own a CBR? They look like fun

>>127987618
Thanks mate.

>>127987919
there is great utility in a mortgage, but that utility is only practical when you're not using it to buy a house that's overvalued by at least 200%.

i want to buy a house worth $400,000, i have a great job, i'm a good person, and i have good future prospects? in that case, there's nothing wrong with getting a mortgage. i get to pick a house i love and live in it, the bank gets security in knowing that they're going to get payments for the next 15+ years on the regular. everyone wins.

i want to buy a house worth $1,200,000, my name is abdul mohammad, i haven't held a job in my life and i'm probably going to die of sudden lead infusion in the next 5 years? i shouldn't be getting a mortgage, period.

Hey cunts dads home shut up and give me my dinner

>>127985887
>I don't know anyone who actually did the full 100 hours here in QLD because who the fuck has the time and money?

The women in the road and safety offices?

>>127980653
I've pretty much red pilled my dad on most things such as immigration, fags, feminism etc but haven't yet delved into zog shit. He's also quite sympathetic to abos which is understandable. Not bad for a boomer. Mum flip flops to whatever she feels that day cause she's a woman.

>>127988101
>Do you own a CBR?
Yeah 2014 model, pretty sedate for a 1000cc bike so good for every day use, absolute rocketship when you go full throttle though, has roughly 190hp and only weighs 200kg.

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>>127988514
Fuck yeah sounds good. I'll get a fast bike when I have the money, far easier to get away with speeding on a bike since the plate is at the back (you can cover it too), and the cops won't catch you in their shitbox front wheel drive camrys.

anyone else catch bernadi and latham yesterday on outsiders?
im watching now

>>127988915
Bikes are pretty cheap man, can get a CBR, R1, ZX10R for around $10k to $15k, I paid $12k for my CBR with 8500km on the clock.

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>>127989380
True, $12k is cheap especially considering the money you'd have to throw at a car to make it anywhere near that fast.

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>>127986495
the eternal potato strikes again

there was an irish contractor here in NSW that was contracted to help with infrastructure upgrades, in particular to rebuild the pacific highway that has been falling apart for years

they brought alot of workers out from ireland to help but most of them failed the drug test last year. from memory they drug tested 20 workers and only 4 of them passed it rofl. pretty sure they lost the contract and fucked off back home like 2 months ago

fucking potatoes

>>127989056
yeah, fuck latham. wanker's gone down hill since he was dropped by the labor party. bloody race trator...

>>127990053
He has? That's a shame.

>>127990419
Absofuckinglutely. Sky made the right decision when they shafted him. Bloke sounds like a fucking pansy when he opens his bloody gob. I have no idea why people would willingly subject themselves to his bullshit.

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>>127977254
martin bryant did nothing wrong

>>127991097
Anyone know if you're able to write letters to him?

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>>127991201
dunno aye
fucking CIA niggers and their dirty tricks.
if it wasn't for them it would be easier for aussies to defend themselves from shitcunt government or anyone who wants to fuck you off.

>>127986795
...
fits right in with the rest of that list

>>127985826
>>127985887
good to see more /o/ on /aus/
been a surprisingly disappointing lack of it for such a /o/tier country
not that i browse /o/ cause i'm a fuckwit...but are there regular aussie threads there?

>>127990053
seriously? if anything i though he has gotten more radical

>>127976539
you mean faggot tier

>>127992200
hook line and sinker

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>>127992243
yeah but they're still gaycunt channels

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>>127991557
Howard needs to hang.
>>127992030
I don't browse /o/ either haha, I guess I should start an Aussie thread there if there aren't many. Aussies make damn good cars, it's a shame so many people buy foreign front wheel drive shitboxes these days.

>>127975607
>Is Australia heading towards the economic collapse we’re due to have?
Welcome to Canada life bud

>>127992447
..that was the point of his bait you goose

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>>127994100
i like responding to bait desu senpai baka

>>127970972
fuck yes my brother
Godspeed

>>127972109
rofl. quality memage

>>127972062
>chinksintheoven.jpg
>>127969522

>>127969755
reminder that this job literally exists


>>127973686
learnt it.
love it.
living it.

>>127992820
>hang
more fitting would be death by automatic ASSAULT rifle

>>127987618
hi, L

Cunts

>>127976008
Don't tell us what to do little bitch

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>>127995777
It would, although death by dangerous military grade assault rope would still make me happy

>>127986856
ansolutely hwite. good on (You) mate

>Due to the large German immigration to South Australia (for example, the town of Hahndorf), mettwurst (sometimes spelled metwurst) is very common and is created in the North German style. It is often used in school lunches and for snacks during parties. Well-known South Australian brands include Mullers, Butch's Smallgoods, Linke's, Steiney's, Kalleske, Wintulich, and Barossa Fine Foods.

huh surprised to see that so high up in the wiki page
saw this great doco about handorf on here the other day
reposting cause its that good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TT71P125Zo

>>127996462
>military grade assault rope
rofl

speaking of handorf:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7S6B8_92Ag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A-c5NvojFE

>>127995975
welcome brother
better late than never

>>127995988
(You) too

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>>127978688

>>127979479
fuck we need to be supporting her / domming this conversation

>>127979812
fucking lol

>>127983790
well said

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QUINTESSENTIALLY
AUSTRALIAN

>>127976539
Fuck out of here, you disgraceful faggot. Community channel went full retard during the US presidential campaign and joined the perpetually offended retards. Friendlyjordies is a mouthpiece for the ALP.

>>127975615
How's the job goin?

>>127979183
>>127979250
>>127968674
it will be glorious - legendary, even

>>127974386
FUND IT

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>>128001260
Every hour of every day until the last journalist has kvetched ximself to death

>>128001139
>>127994100

>>128001398
good lad.
was trying to get chinkO-rollP to start using archives

>>128001408
oh thank fuck for that

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>>127971318
>ruin posties
>AND cut staff
bastards...

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well i'm off to bed, mates
remember: never give up the fight

>>127982374
Holy shit I know that blonde lmao

>>127984103
What if he actually enjoys driving?