#OrcPosting

File: orcposting5.png (198KB, 512x264px) Image search: [Google]

198KB, 512x264px

>>127750872

File: lotr23.jpg (228KB, 1363x837px) Image search: [Google]

228KB, 1363x837px

>>127750872

File: Mittelerde 16.png (531KB, 656x772px) Image search: [Google]

531KB, 656x772px

>>127750872

I'm laughing yet pissed off at the same time.

File: fellowship.jpg (301KB, 752x500px) Image search: [Google]

301KB, 752x500px

OC coming through

I didn't post for ages but this shit good.

File: 1496016435871.jpg (114KB, 750x720px) Image search: [Google]

114KB, 750x720px

>>127753550

File: 1496016583870.png (657KB, 750x1334px) Image search: [Google]

657KB, 750x1334px

>>127753550

.

File: OC2.jpg (133KB, 500x450px) Image search: [Google]

133KB, 500x450px

OC2 boys.

File: OC2.jpg (140KB, 500x450px) Image search: [Google]

140KB, 500x450px

Touched it up, larger text.

File: lotr29.jpg (63KB, 960x486px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 960x486px

>>127753550
>>127753597
>>127753688
kek. i can't argue with those digits.

>>127753597
dwarves is the correct plural for Tolkien's fictional race

dwarfs is the correct plural for actual little people

These are great lads.
Perfect antidote to 'le drumpf is literally voldermort!' babbys first political thought memes.

Damn, this is brilliant!

>>127754079
Plot twist, they were all dwarfs.

File: 1484561860665.gif (996KB, 500x400px) Image search: [Google]

996KB, 500x400px

>>127750872

I love how something so little always escalates into something so greatly.

It's the only thing that grants me solace these days.

I like the memes but isn't this kind of cringy like how leftists use harry potter in politics. I mean it is a children's fantasy book

File: Based Tolkien.jpg (763KB, 1423x1555px) Image search: [Google]

763KB, 1423x1555px

somewhat relevant

>>127750930
This one, I like

File: Different Viewpoint.jpg (75KB, 750x519px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 750x519px

that's the irony
we're taking their shitty memes and using them as a gateway to express ourselves, causing their tiny little liberal minds to short-circuit.

>>127754534
see
>>127754659

I can't into replying

File: 1495496240357.png (916KB, 999x988px) Image search: [Google]

916KB, 999x988px

>the general population is so stupid that we have to use fantasy references to make them recognize their impending doom

Tolkien was such a racist. wow. just wow.

File: 1494189027609.jpg (359KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

359KB, 800x800px

>>127753195

File: Thadeus.png (65KB, 280x261px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 280x261px

>>127754844
HOLY FUCK

File: 1494188645527.jpg (942KB, 1462x1462px) Image search: [Google]

942KB, 1462x1462px

>>127753688

Liking the lord of the rings is tantamount to lynching an innocent black man in the antebellum south.

Burn these racist books NOW.

File: lotr3.jpg (171KB, 750x795px) Image search: [Google]

171KB, 750x795px

>>127754718
twas ever thus. how do you think these types of myths came about in the first place? people need stories as a frame of reference for reality. that's why the jews created hollywood - control the stories, and you control how people interpret reality.

>>127753550
>dwarfs are Jews.
It all makes sense now.

File: At least you tried.jpg (17KB, 500x371px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 500x371px

>>127754929
>no "and it's beautiful

why even bother?

File: 1494443744865.jpg (373KB, 1304x1067px) Image search: [Google]

373KB, 1304x1067px

>>127754844
This thread isa good thread.

File: average elf.jpg (122KB, 750x963px) Image search: [Google]

122KB, 750x963px

>>127754929
better version

>>127752563
Kek

>>127754534

In the intercourse of polished society a young person will more frequently need an acquaintance with the creations of fancy than with the discoveries of science or the speculations of philosophy.

>>127755159
>Dwarfs are Jews
>Dwarfs are also the most based fantasy race
Are Jews /ourguys/?

File: lord of the banks.png (1MB, 1600x3418px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1600x3418px

>>127754823

File: 1494485886580.jpg (349KB, 1603x1202px) Image search: [Google]

349KB, 1603x1202px

this is 2 gud


>>127752713
>>127752152


best ones

>>127754550
>DONTCHA

File: 1494804724688.gif (2MB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 320x240px

>>127755445
top
o
p

>>127753464
hahaha

>>127754844
hahaha

File: 1466035259698.gif (2MB, 325x235px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 325x235px

>>127755218

These are all cool and all, but can we post some liberal tears in reaction to these memes as well? I want to know if what we're doing here is having a fun effect on the enemy.

>>127754550
rohirim are celtic

>>127755884
This. It would get my dick hard.

Fuck, this shit is amazing. Spread it to all the vast reaches of Middle Earth.

>>127753239
S-source?

File: lotr4.jpg (155KB, 1242x499px) Image search: [Google]

155KB, 1242x499px

>>127755568
holy shit

File: 1489419693741.jpg (68KB, 787x960px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 787x960px

>>127755920
>>127756087

>>127753236
that makes no sense

also it's "reign", not "rein"

File: 1486460673041.gif (3MB, 225x324px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 225x324px

>The thread lives

>>127754047
you are no good at this. stop.

>>127756429
No. It's actually rein.

Rein = check or guide a horse by pulling its reins

Reign = to hold office; rule as a king or queen

Genius. Just like the Dutch guys kissing Muslim women.

Get these everywhere

File: Kekdesance.gif (897KB, 800x430px) Image search: [Google]

897KB, 800x430px

>>127754823

File: george-rr-martin.jpg (31KB, 620x413px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 620x413px

>mfw best thread on /pol/

File: 1447459588725.jpg (23KB, 493x471px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 493x471px

>>127752713
>Studies at Wormtongue University

File: good.jpg (149KB, 940x545px) Image search: [Google]

149KB, 940x545px

>>127756087

File: 1482992953325.png (67KB, 1120x977px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 1120x977px

>>127755568
MY FUCKING SIDES!

>>127750872
this is beautiful

File: 1494738475810.png (501KB, 619x550px) Image search: [Google]

501KB, 619x550px

>>127756556
cyan is such a qt and i want to fluff her!

File: vox.png (30KB, 589x132px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 589x132px

What did they mean by this?

>>127753550
Orcs were the whitest of Tolkien races. They were literally the only race that used industry to the point where they were probably even born in industry. They waged highly successful campaigns that only failed at the last minute due to plot armour.
Dwarves were the Jews.
Humans were the lower class Whites who liked industry but couldn't wield it for themselves.
Elves were the liberals who hide away in their communes yet those who leave are quick to adapt to the new reality placed before them.
Hobbits were the honest rural folk who will 'travel to the ends of the Earth' to help out.
Ents were the old luddites who held power but not technology.

As Tolkien was an SJW naturally the Orcs became hideous in description. Don't let the Dwarves fool you.

>>127756685
I stand corrected. I would also like to play my "english isn't my first language" card at this point.

File: 1495242546758.jpg (125KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

125KB, 600x600px

>>127753195
fucking nice

File: 8.Strength.8.gif (71KB, 222x533px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 222x533px

>>127753688
nice

How is this any less stupid than comparing people to Voldemort?

>>127753195
WE
WUZ

File: 1488491962567.gif (2MB, 640x269px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 640x269px

>>127755334

File: tenor.gif (3MB, 400x206px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 400x206px

>>127753264

File: 1495423464548.gif (2MB, 500x225px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 500x225px

>>127753195

File: lotr22.jpg (104KB, 750x726px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 750x726px

>>127757158
>implying it wasn't always /ourfantasy/

File: the20crown20of20king20elessar203.jpg (70KB, 800x534px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 800x534px

MAKE GONDOR GREAT AGAIN

File: lotr25.jpg (96KB, 750x621px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 750x621px

>>127757161
>>127757296

File: aye ladiez.jpg (122KB, 900x499px) Image search: [Google]

122KB, 900x499px

>>127756693
>Dutch guys kissing Muslim women

>>127757581
The Orc lands were 1000x better than Rivendell. Remember that scene introducing them?

File: IMG_1914.jpg (70KB, 625x523px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 625x523px

>>127752563

File: IMG_0099.jpg (447KB, 1236x1920px) Image search: [Google]

447KB, 1236x1920px

>tfw the elvish master race is going extinct and your coal burning slut daughter insists on marrying a fucking mortal

>>127757158
That they literally browse this site as their source of news which is as pathetic and the lowest tier of "journalist" you can get.

These """journalists""" never leave their basements or set a foot outside.

File: 1483219902220.jpg (29KB, 374x378px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 374x378px

This thread is amazing

>>127754047
You can't just put a random screenshot on a random buzzfeed headline you fucking leaf retard

File: (((Borrin Goldbags))).png (454KB, 694x808px) Image search: [Google]

454KB, 694x808px

>>127757905
You ain't s-s-s-seen nothin' yet
>>127745067

File: 1489698619032s.jpg (4KB, 125x120px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 125x120px

>>127757857
fucking kek

File: uruk pepe.jpg (482KB, 798x798px) Image search: [Google]

482KB, 798x798px

did anyone save the ahmed version of this orc? i'm sure i saved him but i can't find it.

>>127757846
who made this shit? Sauron goes under Aule.

File: 1480778911353.gif (431KB, 342x342px) Image search: [Google]

431KB, 342x342px

>>127757995
oh god

File: 1488667254481.png (153KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

153KB, 640x360px

>>127757139
That's a weird way to say pet anon!

File: 1494368073505.png (122KB, 288x175px) Image search: [Google]

122KB, 288x175px

>>127757158
>implying it wasn't always /ourseries/
Tolkien was a Catholic traditionalist also don't these faggot lefties have anything better to do than rise our dicks?

>>127753464

This thread is golden.

File: laughing cats.jpg (137KB, 500x750px) Image search: [Google]

137KB, 500x750px

>>127757846
>eltroid silverbog

File: 1496171440010.png (1MB, 866x1262px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 866x1262px

>>127758105
Not the point. The inaccuracy just enhances it anyway.

>>127758105
Thank you for knowing your lore. Everything bad that has ever happened has been Aule's fault. Incidentally, so has most of the good. Olorin is a maia of Aule also isn't he?

why cant conservatives discuss politics without alluding to Lord of the rings

File: asuhvvbauvu.jpg (12KB, 258x245px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 258x245px

>>127757857
I fucking love this thread

>>127758305
*ride

File: 1496172268187.jpg (72KB, 525x339px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 525x339px

>>127758392
Because this is how you set bluepilled faggots on the path to joining 14/88ers.

>>127757354
>he still hasn't realized that there is no such thing as conviction in politics

File: 570-for-teh-lulz-the-only-reason-anyone-does-anything.jpg (34KB, 599x479px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 599x479px

>>127757857
MUH FEELS

File: 948016a4cd8ba8e6ae21f0709a5fd1ebd4f2cd7e_hq[1].gif (2MB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 500x500px

>>127758271
yeh i was trying to mix it up

>>127757354
That's the joke. The comparison isn't strictly unfair or wrong though, which only makes it better.

>>127758759
>>127757139
>>127756556
Who is this semon demon.

>>127758328
Kek

>>127757139
>>127758759
a fictional 12 year old on your computer screen

File: HodorHodorHodor.png (199KB, 738x606px) Image search: [Google]

199KB, 738x606px

Here

>>127758948
>he thinks 3d women matter

File: the_children_of_hurin.jpg (38KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 600x450px

>>127757192
Tolkien fag here.

>Orcs were the whitest of Tolkien races. They were literally the only race that used industry to the point where they were probably even born in industry. They waged highly successful campaigns that only failed at the last minute due to plot armour.

Orcs were lead by a literal god (Morgoth) who constructed them to specfically mock Illuvatar (the father of gods) creations. Morgoth had potentially unlimited power, knowledge and access to abilities unimaginable, he helped create the planet LOTR is set on. They were designed to be mindless beasts that can be dominated completely by Morgoth and his lieutenant (Suaron and the Balrogs)

>Dwarves were the Jews.

Dwarves were a race that god did not create, but one of his lesser children did, he ordered them all destroyed but at the last second took pity on them for they were filled with fear and sorrow.

>Humans were the lower class Whites who liked industry but couldn't wield it for themselves.
Humans were envied by elves because they were literally gods chosen people, God gave the elves the power of immortality, but he gave men the power to join him in Eden

>Elves were the liberals who hide away in their communes yet those who leave are quick to adapt to the new reality placed before them.

no. Elves ruled along side men for many many years before Morgoths influence began to seep into their

>Hobbits were the honest rural folk who will 'travel to the ends of the Earth' to help out.

correct

>Ents were the old luddites who held power but not technology.

Ents shaped middle earth along side the elves.

File: 1495238651942.jpg (87KB, 600x480px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 600x480px

>>127758948
do you even know what website you're on?

File: 1477612863731.png (71KB, 592x492px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 592x492px

KUDOS TO THE THE CREATORS AND CONTRIBUTORS. BEST THREAD

>>127757158
Cant wait for the movies to be banned for hate speech

>>127759116
>Dwarves were a race that god did not create, but one of his lesser children did, he ordered them all destroyed but at the last second took pity on them for they were filled with fear and sorrow
Sounds like Jews to me

File: ilolded.png (198KB, 397x294px) Image search: [Google]

198KB, 397x294px

>>127753264

File: Christmas Karen.jpg (72KB, 806x711px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 806x711px

>>127758816
>https://myanimelist.net/anime/27441/Show_By_Rock
Merry Christmas mexianon.

File: latest.jpg (711KB, 1280x1440px) Image search: [Google]

711KB, 1280x1440px

>Race mixing is ba...

pol BTFO

File: 13e7e20b118d74ed39450ab2ee76c4c1e29ee07d61d1bcb0593a11c0e5f60a47_1.jpg (53KB, 800x785px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 800x785px

this is honestly the biggest fucking redpill of the century. the refrences work perfectly

whoever came up with this idea, you're a genius

>>127758350
I'm sure olorin was aligned to manwe/ yavanna

File: 1488750158933.png (282KB, 700x900px) Image search: [Google]

282KB, 700x900px

>>127759355
Thanks mate.

>>127750872
What kind of autism is this?

File: pepe 16.png (42KB, 500x322px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 500x322px

>>127759376
>Hair that greasy

File: Peter_Jackson's_Moria.jpg (6KB, 200x133px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 200x133px

Alright /pol/, redpill me on the Moria massacre

>>127759376

Hu? Was she a halfbreed?

>>127756009
They're clearly based on the Anglo-Saxons, get over yourself Ewan

File: DBGV8lUVwAABRch.jpg-large.jpg (79KB, 600x815px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 600x815px

>>127750872
>#OrcPosting
While we tweet funny fairy tales they're trending

File: Morgoth and legion.jpg (115KB, 1024x701px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 1024x701px

>>127759279
kek, I was realizing that as I typed it

File: dudeweedmao.jpg (22KB, 253x293px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 253x293px

>>127753195

File: DBFHNKMXgAA1Mym.jpg (105KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 1280x720px

>>127759525

>>127758790
we're using analogy to make a point, and it's so absurd that it's actually funny. the harry potter faggots are just flat-out saying 'trump is voldemort' and just expecting the audience to agree.

>>127757158

And Harry Potter the alt-left.

>>127759788
Yeah the elves are the Welsh, Christ elvish sounds so similar to Welsh in the films. It's basically Welsh mixed with some Finnish

File: smiley.jpg (95KB, 544x408px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 544x408px

>>127759888

>>127759775
>It ever even happened
>The gold loving (((Dwarves))) aren't just trying to guild the other races.
Fucking blue pilled normie.

>>127759888
Hahhahaha

File: 1433137146116.jpg (29KB, 287x437px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 287x437px

>>127754718
It is a real pain isn't it?

>>127757354
It's not stupid if it works.

File: 1472910315670.jpg (142KB, 540x764px) Image search: [Google]

142KB, 540x764px

>>127757857
Absolutely wonderful.

>>127754320
zozzle and jej

Orc posting is great, star wars could be next

>>127759775
inside job. so was erebor - dragon fire can't melt stone arches.

Keep it up lads, you're saving middle earth with these memes

>>127760480
it wouldn't be as good. lotr is literally about the men of the west driving back a barbarian horde. you don't get more appropriate than that.

>>127760480
I don't know about that, it's not as clear cut as Toliken

File: 1485844306575.gif (2MB, 320x320px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 320x320px

>>127757857

>>127760115
>the gold loving (((Dwarves))) aren't just trying to gild the other races.
ftfy

>>127758028
>Borrin Goldbags
kek

>>127756087
this this this. hes just as slimy as our mayor

File: laughing gnome.png (97KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 500x281px

>>127761020

>>127756179
underrated

>>127757417
KANGZ

>>127761275
these time ones are great

>>127759888
was die orks un bridge in is wort roller al gold?

>>127757231
every day is a school day

>>127761275
>>127758328
These hit too close to home anon, pls delete

Once this blows up, you know what you'll see next?

500 articles released on the same day with the same buzwords in the headline, all of them talking about the "unmentioned racism" of fantasy novels and games. And they won't be wrong- most fantasy books are redpilled enough to represent common traits anong races, even human ones. Hell even the Elder Scrolls series does it.

Just be ready for that to be ruined.

File: Naamloos.png (344KB, 796x786px) Image search: [Google]

344KB, 796x786px

Doing my part

File: 683hQ0A.png (238KB, 3515x2482px) Image search: [Google]

238KB, 3515x2482px

Someone please punch this up!

>>127752152
well those siege towers are pretty cool desu

>>127754844
yes hahaha

>>127756087
>>127756087
omgomgomg
i love this one!

>>127759376
8/10 would raid with

>>127761433
>.png

what the fuck is wrong with you

I post this as my favorite part of the trilogy in all /tv/ threads I can find. Incidentally in all the /tv/ "great monologues" threads. Enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmTz7EAYLrs

>>127761688
that's what we want, though - spur the lefties into exposing themselves as the psychotic kill-joys that they are, and it'll turn even more people to us. if there's one thing we learned from gamergate, it's that nothing causes more of a stir these days than attacking people's hobbies and escapism.

>>127757023
im pretty sure it's 'rohirrim'

>>127750872
#OrcLivesMatter #NotAllOrcs #PrayForGondor

>>127761698
>fori silverbags
the dwarf names on these are my favourite part

We should flood 2scoop's email with these images.

File: 1455349025159.png (541KB, 847x512px) Image search: [Google]

541KB, 847x512px

>>127753264

>>127761895
give them orc ears, hook noses, huge arms and scimitars, and substitute the antifa flag for an eye of sauron

>>127753550
Oh that is good.

>>127753195
i think this technically fits with the LOTR lore though

The web domain www.dailygondor.com is still available. Who wants to grab it?

>>127753264
One word. Courage

File: 1416871178769.gif (134KB, 340x340px) Image search: [Google]

134KB, 340x340px

>>127761698
>Valar of peace

File: sjwal.jpg (100KB, 562x900px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 562x900px

>>127761688
>implying today's scifi fantasy books aren't already completely SJW-converged

>>127759458
>whoever came up with this idea,

JRR Tolkien

File: #blacklivesmatter.webm (3MB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 640x480px

>>127750872
>#OrcPosting
this is gold

>>127758724
GET YOUR SHITTY ASS MEME OUT OF HERE REEEEEEEEE

>>127761698
>melkor
>valar of peace

too good, too fucking good

>>127754550
>Rohan is Germanic
>Literally based on the Anglo-Saxons

File: 67454.png (250KB, 435x453px) Image search: [Google]

250KB, 435x453px

>>127753264

File: 1495853832503.jpg (1KB, 32x31px) Image search: [Google]

1KB, 32x31px

>>127754468
I see what you did there.

File: tmp_2676-1483235944878919077887.png (231KB, 643x537px) Image search: [Google]

231KB, 643x537px

This thread is pure gold.
Now we just need liberal tears and it would be perfect.

>>127761688
>Just be ready for that to be ruined
This idea and memes stemming from it are to genial to be discredited by a bunch of affirmative action journos. Look up the hashtag on twitter, hilarious af.
Moreover, what would normies' reaction when some pink-haired non-binary obese dyke starts shitting on the glorious LOTR?

File: lordjew.png (508KB, 1024x427px) Image search: [Google]

508KB, 1024x427px

make another thread and keep it going with this shit

>>127759775
The goblins were so embarrassed by the dwarves great skill in trade and mining that a lone mentally disturbed balrog started terrorizing their community...

Sad really :'(

>>127757995
Underrated

>>127762440
That's the joke.

File: 1475927244802.jpg (53KB, 364x322px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 364x322px

>>127763119
melkorhuakbar

>>127763119
great work

File: IMG_7421.jpg (965KB, 729x1131px) Image search: [Google]

965KB, 729x1131px

This book is, truly, an amazing read:

http://educate-yourself.org/cn/worldconquerersintro1958.shtml

You will find this book difficult to put down once you begin reading it as it is so dead-on-target in describing the centuries-old machinations and skullduggery of organized International Jewry to bring about their complete control and domination of every nation and human being upon this planet.

This book was published in London in 1958, but it may have well been published yesterday when one considers the unerring accuracy of the political subversion and undermining of national interests that has taken place here in America and Europe since the end of World War I.


>>also see:

https://archive.org/details/OutlineOfTheJewishConspiracy

and:

https://leaksource.wordpress.com/2015/01/17/the-yinon-plan-greater-israel-syria-iraq-and-isis-the-connection/

http://www.renegadetribune.com/why-the-migrant-invasion-of-europe/

http://original.antiwar.com/thomas-harrington/2015/10/11/the-problem-with-faking-it/

re 9/11:

https://wikispooks.com/wiki/9-11/Israel_did_it

http://educate-yourself.org/cn/MastersOfDeception.pdf

http://www.bollyn.com/solving-9-11-the-book

>>127762839
Did she die?

>>127753550
mother of god!
Tolkien knew

File: 1496005614507.png (148KB, 645x772px) Image search: [Google]

148KB, 645x772px

Tolkien truly was ahead of his time

>>127762839
Fat girl in pink actually seems like a responsible human being

>>127757231
kek

File: 1366239205844.gif (410KB, 883x1164px) Image search: [Google]

410KB, 883x1164px

>>127757810
Just like real life.

>>127759116
>the_children_of_hurin.jpg

Should be named "The story of the unluckiest poor bastard ever to walk this earth"

File: 05c3c715145646556573573836_700w_0.jpg (28KB, 326x512px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 326x512px

>>127763303
>>127763229
Just doing my part.

File: 1496172862587.jpg (369KB, 1197x614px) Image search: [Google]

369KB, 1197x614px

SHIT. Having copies of the same thread is throwing me off. I KNOW there are some pictures of Grima Wormtongue as a scheming Jew and I can't find them now. They're probably staring right at me and I'm too blind to notice.

File: Screen Shot 2017-05-30 at 2.45.24 PM.png (25KB, 915x100px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 915x100px

>>127762970

>>127763318
>This book is, truly, an amazing read

Which book?

File: 1495052881572.jpg (20KB, 540x540px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 540x540px

>>127753098
tfw there actually was an orc suicide bomber in LOTR

File: Laughs in FREEDOM.jpg (41KB, 283x352px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 283x352px

>>127753195
Lore and /pol/ friendly

>>127762862
I have some news for you.

Blumpf. These are hilarious

damn you guys are good

>>127757995
top kek

>>127763507
gold
fucking gold

File: Screen Shot 2017-05-30 at 2.46.15 PM.png (28KB, 968x129px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 968x129px

>>127762970
there's this one too

>>127762839
> LAQUISHA SMASH
> LAQUISHA DINDU NUFFIN!!

jesus christ

File: 1480594072518.png (48KB, 400x389px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 400x389px

>>127763474
>gets to fuck 10/10 qt sister
>unlucky

>>127754534
Thats the point lad. We are fighting fire with fire.

>>127763611
Yes, Anglos are Germanic but he specifically mentioned Anglos as another group. He clearly meant just Germans not Frisians, Franks, and Anglos.

>>127762007
Thanks for posting that. That is a great scene

File: 1480117486981.png (3MB, 1379x796px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1379x796px

>>127763703
>muh womyn and chilluns!

>>127757857
Not knowing that Elrond is a half breed himself and that aragorn and arwen are technically cousins

>>127763703
>women and children
even msm is admitting that almost all of the "refugees" are men

>>127763119
amazing. do more dailygondors.

>>127759116
>Morgoth had potentially unlimited power, knowledge and access to abilities unimaginable, he helped create the planet LOTR is set on
Nah, only Eru can create "real" life, this is why all Melkor's creations turned out to be mockery and why Aluë got stunted dwarfs when he tried to copy the visions of the elves shown to the valar.

File: 1488592918636.png (327KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

327KB, 640x640px

once in a while /pol/ poops out nuggets of gold... impressed desu

File: owenjones.png (132KB, 1048x618px) Image search: [Google]

132KB, 1048x618px

r8

>>127762862
who were a mix of Germanic groups...

>>127753550
Tolkien even said the dwarves were similar to Jews.

>>127757804
Run with this one.
Edit the articles about the parents feeling sorry for the manchester bomber.

>>127760004
It hought Elvish was based on Finnish

>>127759116
Orcs=Muslim (lead by Allah)
Dwarves=Jews(live in mountains, like to subvert)
Humans=whites (hahahaha)
Elves=Asians(high iq)
Hobbits=Natives
Ents=Nature/God?

given Tolkien was inspirated by Nordic culture he could be in the know of (((them)))

File: lotr24.jpg (102KB, 750x589px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 750x589px

>>127763526
i can't tell if he's being sarcastic

File: Harry Potter and the Secundas Amendmentus.jpg (116KB, 495x548px) Image search: [Google]

116KB, 495x548px

Could it be possible to do this sort of thing with Harry Pooter as well?

>>127759947
More like the entire cuck left.

>>127764389
I'm pretty sure he is it's filled with nu males

File: 1484096714330.jpg (21KB, 559x556px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 559x556px

Oh man this thread is a hoot

>>127755395
go back to brooklyn, Ruben.

File: 1494768501304.jpg (68KB, 599x449px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 599x449px

>>127764228
Topkek

File: laughing doggo.jpg (53KB, 540x960px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 540x960px

>>127764228
>>127764240
>someone's doing the pillaging

>>127756685
I'd let it go. As we've seen, misspellings in a meme get people triggered and commenting on it with many REEEEEs. The people you want to see it.

>>127763752
>have qt happy sister that you adore
>she dies
>sand people invade, take mom slave
>mom sends you away to gay kingdom with gay chad elves
>qt elfu digs you but you are too mad to elf chad rival to realise
>kill said elf chad by accident on self defence
>get banned
>fuckthis.exe
>hang around with bums and killers
>finally get life shorted out and go to GOAT kingdom, make something of yourself, and get new elfu
>greates calamity of all times to date knocks down your door and raeps everyone
>city destroyed, elfu killed
>fuck this I want my mom
>go to moms
>mom not there, try to help people get everyone killed
>flee AGAIN
>meet forest people decide to become hobbo and be done with it
>meet qt wifu
>fucking god of dragons knocks down your door AGAIN
>KILL CUNT DRAGON
>wifu turns out to be your sister
>kills self
>get mad
>kill friend
>fuck this I want my mom
>learn moms dead
>everyone is dead
>kill self
>upside: get neat tombstone

I will pass

File: 1494053943182.jpg (62KB, 719x719px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 719x719px

>>127754534
Look up "parody", you uneducated fuck.

File: Screen Shot 2017-05-30 at 2.55.24 PM.png (34KB, 832x136px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 832x136px

>>127762970
Another one just noticed this one.

File: Screenshot_20170530-103057.jpg (719KB, 1425x1414px) Image search: [Google]

719KB, 1425x1414px

pop culture references is faggot tier

>>127752563
You have my keks

>>127750872

everything in this thread is just wonderful.

>>127759525

God, you just know if Orcs were real,women would spread so fast for them

Here is an idea!

Base is the Twitter post with "this picture i show all the time when asked why im afraid of walking alone in nights/near clubs/exist etc."
Trump's boys should be replaced with Rohan's horsemen. Account userpic replaced with Arwen or other noticeble female LOTR char.
Walking in night and night clubs/existing in general should be replaced with LOTR related locations.

Im absolutely incapable. Pls do it. Would be awesome.

Come on fellas, someone register http://www.dailygondor.com/ already or I'll forward it to the splc website.

>>127763507

We need an orc version of her

>>127757158
I'm sad this is fake.