/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - GARAGE FIRES AND NO PARKING EDITION

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FRESH BREAD!

>do not let him wash his hands

Anyone know tonight's high score so far?

>>127673197
d n ayyyyyyyyyyy

anyone playing bingo?

>>127672834
I'll keep you posted. After I heard it again, it is code. Just a bit too quick for me to catch it.

>>127673197
Heh. he's going to be sitting with nasty hands for a while, Detectives will need to run the GSR test, and dispatch just confided that they're operating in backlog.

>>127673275
4 homicides so far today.

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>>127673445
10-4, Good luck!

>>127673275
4 dead today and 11 wounded, and that's JUST today, weekend total is over 30 shot and just 5 dead, but that will go up I'm sure
>heyjackass.com

>ex bf took caller's phone and left

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>17 y/o with a gun
Another young lifebout ta get ended. He wuz jus on him's way to da church. His aunt gonna have 2 twerk on his grave. sheeiiit

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>ex boyfriend took her phone

>battery in prog
>fighting on the something and people arguing on the ground floor
Fuck that whole area.

med student in the chicago area reporting in. I usually avoid these threads but i had the feels this weekend.

Ive worked at these hospitals and ive seen some really black pill shit. this town is irreversibly fucked. these cops have the highest suicide rate in the country.

There is no light at the end

>>127673445
https://www.gpo.gov/fdsys/pkg/CFR-2009-title47-vol5/pdf/CFR-2009-title47-vol5-sec90-425.pdf

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>>127674193
>There is no light at the end
We're not here searching for kernels of hope amongst the shit, anon. We're here to enjoy the ride on the way down.

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>>127674193
>There is no light at the end

At some point, the rate of niggers getting shot and/or leaving the city will suprass the respawn rate of new niggers being born, and as long as the trend continues, the city will fix itself.

>24 y/o female with Down Syndrome needs to be photographed

>common spelling
>spell it anyway
we got a rookie

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>>127673479
>>127673516
Thanks Roberts, God damn this city never ceases its shit does it?

I would love to listen in one night and not hear "shots fired" just to appreciate the rarity of it.

>>127674619
Somebody accosted a downy. That's just wrong.

>>127674700
>I would love to listen in one night and not hear "shots fired" just to appreciate the rarity of it.

They were killing on easter and mother's day. I honestly don't think a non-killing day is possible.

>AFFIRMATIVE. WE GOT SHOOTINGS ALL OVER THE CITY
YES YES YES!

>Shootings all over the city
Isn't that just a regular day?

>his daughter is being held in Chicago against her will

Gettin sassy!

>you can talk to the sergeant
>got a backlog
>got shootings all over the city

>>127673445
Am ham. It's the repeater ID'ing itself via high-speed morse code.
In other words, whomever installed the repeater kind of fucked up and turned repeater ID on.
Don't need repeater IDs on public safety repeater, only on ham repeaters.
I'm curious what digits/numbers the installer programmed into the repeater that is being ID'd...

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>>127675129
Dispatch is usually unflappable. If Sassy is drawing attention to it, then there is decidedly more shootings across the city than is common.

The repeater is ID'ing the number "8" for some odd reason.
- - - . .

>>127674193
medanon here, story time.

Patient is a 27 year old caucasian female with a history of Hep C, HIV and multiple drug user coming in with a heroine needle broken off in her arm 2 days ago and did not seek aid until now. Pt is now showing signs of sepsis and vegetation of mitral valve leaflets.

We couldn't do shit. Just kept her blood pressure up and stabilized her so she could be transferred to Mt. Sinai

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These niqqas got sassy stressed the fuck out tonight. They need to get the OG herself, Crabby, to handle calls of nigging at this rate of speed

>>127675556
Kek. She'll be back, anon. Keep that flame lit.

>>127675545
The taxpayers are just lucky she had insurance so we didn't have to pay for her

Is she dead yet?

Can someone give me a quick rundown on who this person is who is not supposed to wash their hands?

>>127675737
jokes on you, she didnt have insurance.
shes probably not dead but shes got 5 years max

>>127675545
>caucasian female with a history of Hep C, HIV

I was under the impression that if you only banged (straight) white girls your chance of getting HIV was like 0.00001%
She fucked up

>>127675758
proly a shooting suspect, they can't let him wash his hands because they want to swab his hands for gun shot residue (GSR)

>>127675927
she probably got it from sharing needles

>>127675545
>>127675897

>vegetation of mitral valve leaflet
Mmmmm, that sweet sound of MRI in the background, am I right?

>>127675927
did you miss that part about the broken needle in her arm?

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>DOA removal

>>127675758

Most likely a suspect in a shooting so they need to do a gunshot residue test on him. Which is strange since I thought you couldn't easily wash that shit off so it might be someone's DNA they're trying to get a sample of.

>>127675556
She's gonna lose it if someone needs to check they keys

>>127675545
Those are the patients that make me glad I don't work the micro section

>>127676082
even then i thought it was still pretty rare among white women
I mean....how many needles do you have to share to get AIDS

>father and son fighting with knives

>female white getting beat up by a group of people on the corner.

>they're opening fire two houses north of us

>WHAT THE FUCK

>"what the fuck!" in the background

>SON AND FATHER ARE FIGHTING WITH KNIVES
Chi-town u so wild

SHOTS FIRED!

>EMERGENCY CALL
>ROBERT HAS ONE IN CUSTODY
>OTHERS STILL SHOOTING TWO HOUSES NORTH OF HIS LOC

>That background noise
Oh shit

>father and son fighting wit knives
>female white getting beat up on the corner
>emergency
>open fire

>WHAT THE FUCK!
Behold!

>cops getting shot at????

>guys opening fire about 2 blocks north of Robert
>yelling "fuck" in the background

>>127676282
Im trying to imagine how that was going down.

>>127676320
Why dont white bitches learn to stay out of chicago...

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ROBERT IS UNDER FIRE

>ROBERT IS UNDER FIRE

ROBERT IS UNDER FIRE

>ROBERT IS UNDER FIRE

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SEND EM IN

>>127675250
That's why I'm trying to figure it out. The first letter is "K" so that's a "huge" amount of help in trying to figure it out....

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REAL ROBERT HOURS

>>127676281
>even then i thought it was still pretty rare among white women
>I mean....how many needles do you have to share to get AIDS

ONE

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>>127676100
>DOA

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>>127676415
betta throw your vest on your chest
cause niggas is a mess

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>male hispanic

Do any of you think there are some CPD officers that come here on their nights off? Prolly so black pilled though.

>>127676510
Gettin' there.

What's the Walgreen reference for? I don't remember that one.

>>127676282

That's some proper father son bonding there I tell you hwat.

>5'6" to 5'9"
>name is Danny
>hispanic
>lives with his mother

Manlets, when will they learn?

>>127676806
Male black's favorite place to loot - quite a surprise he hasn't visited it tonight.

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CHECK YO KEYS ROBERT

>>127676374
And now the son is on the second floor with a gun

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>>127676797
>South America

not even once

shit gettin good

>>127676806
Wasn't Walgreens the female with open sores touching merchandise?

>father son, first knives, now guns
he's heating up

>>127676817
I'm imaging the music from the epic Star Trek lizard battle playing in the background...

>>127676798

There might be some legit Roberts on /pol/ but if it was me I wouldn't want to listen to all the coonery on my off time.

>>127676976
I heard the call, didn't hear the loc.

>>127676976
i think that was just a "store" but it was probably a walgreens/CVS

>>127676937

Bitch nigga couldn't hold that L like a man. If he was my son I'd disown the pussy on the spot.

>>127676945
yikes. ive been to bolivia, but managed to stay out of trouble

>>127676945
>Convicted in 1983
>Though he may be the most prolific serial killer of the 20th century, he was released in 1998.
>Current whereabouts unknown.

WTF?

>>127677187
YOU AIN'T MY LIL NIGGA, NIGGA! GETCHO BITCHNIGGA ASS OFF MY MEZZANINE 'FOE I CHUCK DIS CONCRETE ATCHO ASS

>>127676798
There's been a few. Not many, you can count them in one hand, but they've been here.

>>127676945

I wouldn't take any of the South American scores seriously. They probably beat and tortured those dudes into claiming all those bodies just to close the cases. Which is not to say that those guys aren't guilty of some murders.

>>127677299
Must be his wife's son

I was at a museum in Chicago in 2014 and they had to close it down because police were investigating a body found at the bottom of a lake on the property

>>127677299
>GETCHO BITCHNIGGA ASS OFF MY MEZZANINE

we wuz palace builders n shiet

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>>127676797

>The way that cop said "I guess we got some kids out there making noise"
You can hear his disdain for anyone who call in anything then gunshots

>>127677469
pretty sure El Salvador has one of the highest murder rates in the world

>shots fired on Sacramento and Wellington

Sacramento is lit up tonight

The fuck was that laugh?

what was that squeaky laugh

did anyone hear that clown laugh?

body removal

>is this the zone to request body removal?

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Robowaifu Robert just made my robololi prostitute regular cry. This game is getting as weird as the radio.

another body removal request

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>>127677668
it went down in 2016, but I still think its top outside of war zones and zones without statistics in africa. What the hell was up with the gremlin laugh?

How many body removal requests are we up to now!?

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where...are the ...forms...

>garbage can on fire

>literal garbage fire

Garbage can on fire

>>127677849
Considering anyone can get a TYT-380 online and program it to use their freqs I'm surprised it doesn't happen all the time.

>>127677944
>Antifa fighting capitalism in da hood

7-10 "people" fighting in front of the ER entrance

>7-10 people fighting in front of the ER entrance

Anything interesting happening tonight, Roberts?

>person shot in the alley

>>127678039
> fighting in front of the ER entrance
Wise choice

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TWO
TWO SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH

>fighting in front of the ER
I really wanna get some sleep but this shit just gets better and better

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>PERSON SHOT

SHOTS FIRED
WE NEED NUMBERS!@!

>>127678081
214 here. We've been popping all night Tex. pull up a chair.

>>127678044
>>127678039
Well, if there was a good place to get the shit beat out of you, right in front of the ER would be the best I can think of.

>>127678081
Late to the party...but I have a feeling it's not ending anytime soon.

>>127678081

Father and son got into a friendly knife fight. The son couldn't handle the banter so he ran upstairs to grab a gun. Shameful desu.

Oh shit, that yelling in the background...

Uh, what the hell was that?

>Robert keys his radio

>First broadcast is niggas niggerizing

>SCREAMS

>[chimpish screeching]

>>127678081
quick rundown
>"2 young female blacks just stole 4 cases of huggies"
>male wearing star wars hoodie grabbed female's breasts
>mattress on fire
>unattended tool box in the parking lot
>garage fire
>garbage can on fire

male black black shirt

People sitting on the window ledge on the 4th floor

Will they jump for Trump?

Is Robert in the ER brawl?

>>127678081
>>127678148
New Robert from 817 here, seems busy as shit

>>127678359
That's what I figured the chimp screeching was, sounded like several Latrines in full Maury mode

>>127678298
So, the average Memorial Day in Chicago. Thanks, m8. Sounds like the fun has only just begun!

Time to pack a lip of grizzly.

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FOUR
FOUR SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH

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>"Four! Four shots fired!"
>"Ah!"
>"Ah!"
>"Ah!"

>>127678081
score for the long weekend so far
>41 shot and wounded as of 11:30 Chicongo time
>5 shot and killed

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>>127678422
We are getting there. Warmer weather, holidays, time for Male Black to go to "work".

>>127678521
>>127678564
Pic related

>>127678574
Fantastic, Chronicle-Anon! Keep up the good work!

why have i heard reports of someone wearing a funny hat twice already

Gunshot to the right elbow, stable condition

Robert...

>>127678832
Poor wade

>>127678832
>stable condition
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Detectives should always be called first.
Sassy dispensing the sage advice to young Roberts.

>>127672983
Hello gentlemen it's been a week since I have been here due to overtime at work. What's going on tonight lads. Need to go and get comfy.

>2 shots fired
>5 y/o sister hit mother then the mother punched her back

is this real life

>five year old sister hit the mother
>then the mother punched her back

>>127677971
Please, a Baofeng can be used.

>>127678893
He's just trying to Robert as best he can

Shots fired, 121st street, 2 shots

5 yr old sister hit the mother, mother punched her back, jfc

>A kid calls in to let them know that his 5 y/o sister hit his mammy, and the mammy punched the little girl back
Prime black parenting.

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TWO
TWO SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH

>>127678832
> stable condition
Robert, get your shit together!
Is it critical stable? Serious stable? We have to know!

>>127679033
Primitive shit going on here

Male black with guns n dreds

Robert is tired of male black being in the alley with guns and drugs

>Multiple male blacks with guns and drugs in the alley
Here we go boys

>Male blacks
>guns and drugs in the alley

Robert's inflection on that last line. Wew

>>127679019
TYT is the lesser of the two cheap Chinese evils.

>>127679219
Well it is a day ending in Y

>>127679223
Baofeng is not that bad, have had one for a couple of years now - works just fine.

>>127679098
niggas have tossed babies at cars while we listened. I'm not shocked.

Adam needs backup in the alley, all eyez on Robert

>tfw lived near Roosevelt and Ashland

>20 kids fighting

Did I hear that right...20 kids fighting?

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House party, now 20 kids fighting in the street

>20 kids are out fighting

>Chairs thrown.
Shits getting real.

Independence - kids throwing chairs and bottles

Daughter beating up mother at separate call - looking into the future for the mother that punched her 5 yr old

Dispatch being sassy as fuck tonight.

We got a flashmob, boys!

>>127679219
>Male blacks everyware tonight
Ahh I see. This is not just a regular battle. Tonight it's an all out mini war.

Everything is calm, plz don't send more cops

>>127679814
Male hispanics have to work tomorrow, male whites have to work tomorrow.
Male black doesn't have to.

>4 shots fired in the alley
>2-3 shots heard

>>127679909
With the amount of the nigs chimping out tonight I expect no less than 30 happenings.

new bingo spot
>who's on the casings?

>>127680075
Damn...you beat me to it.

>>127679223
I'll grant you that. A lot cleaner as a whole. I've messed around with a few, but Baofengs hold a special place as my first radio.
>>127679384
True, just one clean for every two dirty.

>>127680198
lol been hearing that alot lately

yo 33 robert

on another note these captchas are getting beyond annoying

>shot in the face after being robbed

>FEMALE WEARING A SUNDRESS GOT SHOT IN THE FACE AFTER BEING ROBBED

>female shot in the face after being robbed

F

shot in the face

>shot in the face after being robbed
damn girl

>shot in the face
>EMS is not responding
F

>>127681041
>shot in the face after being robbed
Fucking hell

>>127681086
well dont want her to live

>>127681049
send
in
the
Feds

Martial law in Chicago when

but was she white?

>>127681435
if she was shes an idiot for walking around chicago at night

>>127681435
i imagine shes red and covered in blood atm

jesus christ it must be hell to be an ER doc in this town

>"..theres blood in the bathroom, in the hallway, on the sidewalk"

>needs photos of blood in various places

>>127672983


That's a lot of blood Robert.

>>127681641
a LOT. And the victim is refusing EMS.

>>127681575

If you want to specialise in Trauma there's probably no better place than a hospital in the south side.

>>127681750
Friend of mine is a trauma doc in Boston.
He did his residency in Chicago and also deployed to the wars overseas.
He said Chicago is where ALL the trauma docs go for residencies.

Fuck man, already past 1:00 AM, this shit is engrossing and it's all just stuff I see on WGN.

>body removal

RING RING RING RING RING RING RING

>>127682006

It's 2 am here for me, it is pretty comfy, plan on passing out listening to it, gotta work in about 7 1/2 hours.

>>127681048
Well, shit.
>Captcha: hospital cary

>>127682133
I did that last night, easiest sleep I've had in weeks

>>127681973

Makes sense. If you can make it in Chiraq everywhere else will be easy mode.

>>127682134
Sure, give the robber what he want,s right? That's what Dianne "That fucking cunt" Feinstein wants us to do, right?

If I made a highlight reel of the next two hours & slapped it on youtube would it be taken down?

So...what is the current amount of people shot and wounded and the amount of people shot and killed?

>>127682260
That shit is why I'm glad I stayed in Aurora for three months. I'll put up with Mexicants over Niggers any day.

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>>127682284
Doubtful. An aussie anon made us a music video. It's still up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU

>victim has injuries to both knees and right foot - foot was run over by a car

>>127682197

I usually listen to podcasts on youtube but I decided to pop in this thread since I've been seeing it around and I used to be a resident of Pilsen, Chicago. Only white guy on the block lol, it's a mexican hood.

>>127682284
Probably, but don't let it stop you.

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>>127681973>>127681747

It's literally worse than a War Zone.

>>127682320
>19 shot and wounded
>4 shot and killed

As of the latest update on Heyjackass. There's been more since then but I'm not sure on how many beyond lots.

>>127682349

Aurora Colorado?
I heard the California transplants are bringing their spics with them.

>>127682481
BrB, buying a ticket to Afghanistan.

Did I miss the best hours? 1AM to 3AM are the best hours for crime right?

>>127682537
probably Aurora Illinois
>he didnt see Wayne's World

>>127682133
I might pass given I can hear about it tomorrow on T.V. being a chifag and all.

>>127682580
The last 2 hours have been full of action my dude.

>>127682537
Aurora Illinois. It's a shithole just outside of Chimpcongo. If you've ever seen Wayne's World, you've seen that shitsty.

>>127682580
we're in constant death hours
you see the male black doesnt have a job or any obligations so he misbehaves 24/7

>>127682596
Got it in one, Robert. Glad I'm back in Texas.

>>127682580
Yes, especially here in Chicago. The early drunks stumbling around are gone, now the violence is gonna heat up.

>group of people outside fighting, one has a gun
>father and son fighting

>>127682720
Reminder that Closing Time is only 45 minutes away.

HONK

>GUNSHIP IS WESTBOUND ON OGDEN

>WESTBOUND ON OGDEN FROM W. SINAI HOSPITAL

OH BOY! DIS IS GUN B GUD!

>Shooting in progress!
CAR CHASE!

Check your keys Robert, I want to hear this chase in real-time!

Chicago is active as fuck tonight. Extra led in the water?

>shooting at a red vehicle westbound on augdin
>(honking intensifies)

>they were shooting at a crowd

>GUNSHIP WAS SEEN SHOOTING AT A CROUD

>How you gonna shot at a crowd and not hit anything

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>>127682879
>>127682897
>>127682824
>>127682827
>>127682863
>>127682876
Get ready, lads!

>>127682897

Holy fuck. That's going to be in the news for sure if anyone dies.

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>>127682824
>GUNSHIP

Robert having to resort to aircraft to corral these niggers

>>127682959
Never underestimate Male Black's terrible accuracy. This city's homicide rate will at least double if he ever figures out what the sights are for.

>>127682788
Hence early drunks, the even drunker drunks will come screming doen my street in no time.

>>127682988
That's an old term for a gang driveby vic.

These Police Officers sound so tired.

>>127682988
Remember that first mission in Black Ops 2? My first thought playing that was "Holy shit, I'm slaughtering Niggers!" Last time I had fun playing a CoD game.

>>127683043
Take pictures, Robert! You must continue to document the eternal war of Cars and poles/trees

>>127682824
>Ogden
There's a scary as fuck looking apartment complex on the near west side of Ogden.

>>127683153
>"Holy shit, I'm slaughtering Niggers!"
>"9.5/10!" ~IGN
The review you'll never see on a game box. kek.

>multiple shots fired at 1830 Spalding

>goodnight Robert

>males in red Chevy cruze wanted for shots fired.

>1830 Spalding shots fired in alley

I live in filthadelphia out in west Mantua and this is never this bad wtf

>the caller believes that her husband is deceased
F

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>>127683035>>127682959

>>127683231

Is anyone making a recording of tonight? I want to go backwards & see what was going on a few hours ago.

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>>127683302
>Is anyone making a recording of tonight?
Pic related.

>>127683246
I played that mission constantly. It was the only good thing I remember from that game.

>>127683231
Fuck that, it isn't that interesting compared to the shit you're hearing.

>>127683035
Hush! Some of them might be able to read, maybe even comprehend!

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>>127683035
its the guns fault

I want a update on the fucking gunship

>caller states he hears someone trespassing on the roof

>>127683630
Remember, we're listening for the mention of a RED CHEVY CRUZ

>>127683664
>theres Niggers
>Niggers on my roof
>They coming down the chimney

>>127683664
>Pats rifle affectionately

>>127683749
Right?? I love Texas.

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>>127683738
THEY'RE COMIN' OUT OF THE GODDAMN WALLS!

>>127683787
I finally broke in my AR. Could have used my Tax Refund to pay my bills, but I figured the rifle was the better investment. Plus, if I take good care of it, I can pass it down to my son.

Gonna get a 20" upper and a full stock soon.

>>127683929
did you build your own or did you buy it already built?

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>>127683929
You chose a good time to build. The AR 15 and all its various and sundry parts are cheap as chips right now. I bulit mine back when things were more uncertain, and it cost me close to $1600.

>>127683790
We need a gif of the chestburster but with the SHEEEIT meme guy instead.

>>127684105
what are some good parts manufacturers?

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wew

>>127684003
Don't have the tools or space to build one right now, but the next one I get will absolutely be hand built.

Also, I was impatient... I have only myself to blame for that.

25 Robert MIA

>>127684178
Did you go with Smith and Wesson?

>>127684173
>what are some good parts manufacturers?
Oh gods. Where to start? Stand by, Next post will be a little long.

>>127684127
I would try, but I have the artistic skills of a handicapped autist. Unless it's painting miniatures...

Is district 2 Robert dead? And lol at male white harassing girls.

>OWWW YEAHHH

>male white 20 y/o with backpack is hiding, appears to be harassing girls, has been yelling and fighting

>OOOOOH YEAH

>HOLY FUCK THE KOOLAID MAN

OHHH YYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAh

>>127684210
They checking on em rn

>Oh yeah

Wtf

Did someone just snap into a Slim Jim?

>OOOH YEAAAAH
OOOH YEAAAAH
>OOOH YEAAAAH
OOOH YEAAAAH
>OOOH YEAAAAH
OOOH YEAAAAH
>OOOH YEAAAAH
OOOH YEAAAAH

>OH YEAH BRUTHER

I swear I just heard the Macho Man.

>>127684231
Smith and Wesson M&P. Not the most extravagant of rifles, but it gets the job done.

>Dad trying to kiss his daughter
Get the hammer, boys.

>"Oooh Yeeeah!"
When did there's resurrect Randy Savage?

>dad tried to kiss her

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>her... dad?... was trynna kiss her

>>127684105
>The AR 15 and all its various and sundry parts are cheap as chips right now.

Couldn't be more right. Now is the time to buy. I recently purchased my first AR from a prolific custom AR builder. He put in $2k in parts and sold it for $1k because he was getting a divorce. Now I own a premium AR-15 and got it on the cheap.

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>>127684257
Sounds good

Macho Man Randy Savage walks among us once again!

>another DOA

>hears what sounds like macho man on radio.
NANI??

>>127684419
>>127684430
>>127684403
just fucking nuke it from orbit now

>>127684323
Welcome Lithuanian anon, I've never seen one of you in these threads...mostly just Ameribros and the occasional Canadian.

>>127684495
What is doa

>>127684449
You got yourself an awesome deal, friend! Hows it shoot?

>>127684545
Dead on Arrival, would be my guess.

>>127684545
Dead on Arrival

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>>127684525
And Texans

>>127684210
Is he kill? Police district 2 is a rough place, that's Cobra territory and most people are broke there.

>>127684586
Yeah but what's the context here?

>deep gash on his chin

>Spiderman spotted

>>127684173
Barrels: PSA Premium (Made by FN), http://faxonfirearms.com/ , http://ballisticadvantage.com/

Triggers/ fire control groups: Geissele, LaRue MBT, AR GOOOOOOLD

Small parts: CMMG, or anyone, really. It's fucking springs and pins.

Receivers: I built using CMT Tactical's UPUR series. matched billet receivers. Pick your poison, but shopping matched means your receiver's tolerances will stack together. less rattle.

free float handguard: I used Seekins Precision for mine, but there are TONS of good mfg's for those.

Where to buy:
https://www.aimsurplus.com/
http://www.primaryarms.com/
http://palmettostatearmory.com/
http://cmttac.com/

Good luck, mane.

>male was seen crawling up the side of the building
>may still be lurking

>>127684173
Just get a Spike's upper and build out your lower with your trigger of choice. If you're poor, you can actually tune a mil spec trigger to be fairly decent via getting it polished. That's $750 or less for a basic rifle and you can accessorize as you see fit.

I tend to think that people tend to shit up ARs with pimp my gun garbage. Keep it simple. I'd also probably go with a 1-4x Nikon or Vortex scope.

>>127684611
210, reporting! Also, checked

lmfao that OH YEAH

also is the radio slightly ahead for you guys? I just heard that like 10 seconds ago as I'm posting this.

>>127684328
That, or macho man randy savage.

>>127684722
You're way behind, Robert.

>>127684714
Palmetto State Arms had pretty good deals going all the time, if you're on a budget.

>>127684722
you should F5 anon, you're cache lagging.

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>>127684695
Thank you anon

>>127684794

What the hell, why?

>>127684702
Your friendly neighbourhood spidermale

>>127684850

Ah, didn't even think about that, thanks.

>carjacked at gunpoint

>>127684646
I hope not, Im still waiting to hear more unless i missed something

>>127684826
No shit. over memorial day weekend you could buy complete halves from them (non-PTAC garbage) and have a finished rifle shipped for sub-$400. I am not fucking with you. A functional M4gery for less than a factory new Glock.

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>>127684555
Incredible. I am pretty pumped about it. Weighs 6lbs. Tactical build. I've only put about 400 rounds through it but so far so good.