Brit/pol/ farron edition

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START MOVING

Is Domino's Red Pilled?

Why does Farron always look in pain?

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Lads i need to make a good bet to feed my addiction throw your ideas at me

>>127480488
do you reckon tim sucked his nob?

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>Yfw Trevor Abbot will be the next home secretary getting our security from poundland.

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>>127480659

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>just went for a piss and noticed someone left a dirty playing card in the bathroom

Well this is going to get awkward

>>127480644
Last time I had Domino's was about a decade ago. I tasted like shit and stained my fingers yellow for a few days. Not repeating that experience.

>>127480659
he always looks in pain, the pain of being tim farron. existence takes a heavy toll up on him.

WILLY
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>>127480659
If you were married to this you'd be in pain too

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>>127480644
>poor-quality overpriced pizzas made by pakis who probably spit in them
Nope

>>127480748
dominos is fucking rank now, they use to be the dogs bollox.

>>127480617
Northern Ireland is going to either become a separate state or join the republic of ireland.
The peace process was a mistake and all it's done is allowed the filthy potato nigger traitors the time to gather support and start their own independence movement.

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>>127480659
Because he realises a Fish Finger is going to unseat him at GE 2017.

>>127480686
Well someone needed to cheer him up after the 2015 election

Did anyone see Corbyn BTFO that pathetic cuck Andrew Neil on Friday?

MBGA

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But Blair was not of mortal flesh, and though he was robbed now of that shape in which had wrought so great an evil, so that he could never again appear fair to the eyes of Men, yet his spirit arose out of the deep and passed as a shadow and a black wind over the sea, and came back to Europe and to Belgium that was his home. There he took up again his great European Union in Brussels, and dwelt there, dark and silent, until he wrought himself a new guise, an image of malice and hatred made visible; and the Eye of Blair the Terrible few could endure.

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>>127480677
Bet365 have 9x returns for UKIP getting at least one seat, 18x if you haven't used the site before (100% deposit match).

Worth it imo.

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>>127480488

Sorry I'm late lads. How did Nicola Sturgeon cope against based Neil?

>>127480938
dafuq lol

love gavin hes hilarious

>>127480938
please stop posting this image

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ARE GUY

>>127480890
This is bait

>>127480938
I am genuinely not sure if this picture is real or not.
But Tommy has already been on it

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>SNP will be irrelevant after the indyref
>Sturgeon will never become deputy leader of the SNP
>Sturgeon will never become leader of the SNP
>Sturgeon will never be First Minster
>The SNP will nose dive at the debates.
>The SNP won’t get most of the Scottish seats in the houses of commons
[[[YOU ARE HERE]]]
>The SNP will never have all the Scottish seats
>Scotland will never Unilaterally Declare independence
>Sturgeon will never declare herself President For life
>Sturgeon will not deport the English
> Sturgeon will not chuck the torys and corbynistas into the sea
> Sturgeon will not send Salmon to the glue factory’s
>Sturgeon will never invade and genocide the English to create a whole island Scottish reich
>Sturgeon will never have her haggis mandatorily stirred by every scot
> Sturgeon will never make munch boxes the only legal food
>Sturgeon will never make anime real

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#CorbynSurge

>>127480792
Reverse image searched this assuming it was face swapped. Trannies everywhere desu.

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>>127481004
Nope.

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Is Simon here?

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MY MILK SHAKE BRINGS ALL THE VOTERS TO THE POLLS

>>127481038
No matter how expensive or cheap the sock, I find they all wear through in around the same amount of time.

>>127481038
>JD Sports

God I hate Cameron

>>127480890
>>>/r/ukpolitics

>>127481148
hes down 2 points, plonk.

>>127481173
Thurrock result made me so angry in 2015. Hartlepool too. So fucking close. There was shenanigans for sure.

>>127481173
Where's this "predicted votes" from?

>>127481123
Started off strongly enough but got pretty weak towards the end.
4/10

>>127480659
osteoporosis

Evens for Labour to Get over 183 Seats

Good bet?

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>>127480864
Good. No one in Britain gives a fuck about NI.

>>127480938
Anyone else notice that Gavin has become something of a try-hard has-been in the online righty world?

>>127481012
Interview had to be cancelled two minutes in as Andrew couldn't deal with the stench of rotting fish any longer.

>>127481123
>all the Scottish seats at GE 2017
Oh, son...
Also, quite enjoyed. 10/10.

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>>127480488

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Got any new polls lads? I'm fondly awaiting the post-IRA Labour drop.

>>127481294
electoralcalculus

>>127481293
The UKIP vote needed to hit 15% nationally to actually win more seats.

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>>127480938
This image always scares me. Why does his arsehole have a big puffy dark patch? Why is that bloke's bellend a shade of blue?

>>127481293
>A close result means shenanigans

I bet you think Farage lost because the Tories had the battlebus in town too much too.

Anybody else getting a bit nervous that Labour might win?

There's shit loads of complacency amongst Tory voters while lefty cucks hate them enough to turn out and vote in big numbers

>>127481419
it's called a boipucci lad

>>127481388

Fuck me we're moving quick at the moment

>>127481353
>Nobody gives a fuck about NI
>Not caring about your fellow British brothers and sisters
I love all Scots, Welsh, Northern irish and yes those who need out love even more so, the 300,000 that live in the overseas territories.
I'd love listen to that fucking haggis muncher explain why she wants to abandon them

>>127481383
No but the latest yougov was a 2 point drop for labour

>>127481419
some ppl have that, actually really small hairs. Some gay guys get that area bleached so it looks nice. watched a documentary about it.

When it says my returns would be 200 After a 100 Bet. Does that mean 200 Altogether including the money i placed or 200 Sepereatly

>>127481464
there were way too many results where there was 1-2% in it. Don't trust it. Investigate!

>>127481479
>There's shit loads of complacency amongst Tory voters
Not now we've got POLLS TIGHTEN all over the media. Pensioners will be out in force to stop corbyn now.

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>>127481418
>electoralcalculus
Any idea how they figured out the "predicted votes" and to get this?

>>127481332

Underrated

>>127480774
SIMON
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>>127481640
That's not uncommon

>>127481690
The probabilities are useless, just go by the percentages

>>127481479
I think you were right a few days ago but the right is genuinely scared now. Also the comeback depends on young people voting.

does anyone here not want to see corbyn get demolished
if they oust him and out a Blairite they might win

>>127481652

Yeah it's probably the shot in the arm that the Tories needed.

If Labour wins it's not Corbyn I'm worried about. It's the nutters on the front bench.

>>127481573
>NI goes to United Ireland of EU Cock-Sucking
>Loyalist types move to GB and reinforce white stocks
>GB taxpayers no longer have to foot the bill
Literally can't see anything wrong with it.

ᚄᚑᚋᚓᚁᚑᚇᚘ ᚚᚂᚓᚐᚄᚓ ᚆᚓᚂᚚ ᚋᚓ

>>127481809

Is it time to start using meme magic to produce rain again?

>mfw London flooded the day of the Brexit vote

Even god hates the EU

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the PM is fuckin beautiful lads

>>127481941
paper bag job

>>127481937
It would seem like a good time, but good luck getting significant enthusiasm for the lesser of two evils.

>>127481771
>just go by the percentages
What I'm asking is how does the website figure out the percentage of "predicted votes" as shown in your post here >>127481173
There's no mention of the methodology

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NAAAAAZZZZIIIIII SHE SCREAMED

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>>127482013
nonsense

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MAY BTFO

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>>127481941
she really does have great legs

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>>127480617
cracks me up every time

>>127482094
http://www.electoralcalculus.co.uk/psephology.html
http://www.electoralcalculus.co.uk/Analysis_shapedstm.html

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>>127481479
The Conservative campaign* has truely exceeded my expectations. I knew May would struggle as she isn't a natural performer but I never thought it would be this bad. It is really something to behold, she is doing some Nicola Murray tier yoga.

>>127482200
ᚁᚒᚈ ᚕᚆᚐᚈ ᚐᚁᚑᚒᚈ ᚂᚑᚑᚈᚔᚅᚌ?

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Anyone else have a special talent?

Mine is being able to tell how shit a woman's self esteem is off of one picture (also, wanking in the garden)

also, new polls tomorrow or nah?

>>127482200
upvoted. To the front page!

>>127482213
no they look disgusting becuase they are too slim and pale

>>127482277
speak english

>>127482256
I said from the start it was a mistake to hold the election. The only thing it does do though, if they lose and corbyn fucks brexit, its his fault.

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>>127480938
You are part of the degenerate Simon society, lad. There is a bullet with your name on it currently being prepared.

>>127482247
Thanks mate

>>127482236
the blacks in America sometimes have irish names as most of the white settlers in the south were irish/ulster scots

>>127482388
ᚔᚋ ᚄᚈᚒᚉᚖ ᚑᚅ ᚕᚆᚐᚈᚓᚍᚓᚏ ᚃᚒᚉᚖᚔᚅᚌ ᚂᚐᚅᚌᚒᚐᚌᚓ ᚈᚆᚔᚄ ᚔᚄ

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Should all obese people be turned into mulch/fertiliser/fuel for the greater good? Imagine how much money we'd save as a nation

>>127482119
BNP revival when? Things are a lot worse now than in 2009 when they got nearly 1m votes.

>>127482516
yes

>>127482496

ogham script?

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>>127481941
Is that you, Simon?

>>127482516
boomers and fatties

would be happy with that desu, we could halve taxes overnight

>>127482490
fascinating
>>127482496
that the start of a grocery list or what?

اپنے آپ کو مار جانا آپ ہم جنس پرست پت>>127482388
ی

>Much of the increase in Labour support has come from younger voters: they have leads of as much as 60 percentage points among under the 25s. The Conservatives have similarly huge leads among over 65s.

>While it is not disputed that older people are more likely to vote, the sharp contrast in party choice by age makes pollsters’ results highly sensitive to how much turnout in 2017 varies by age.

>Polls, including YouGov, that show narrower Conservative leads are those that assign probabilities of voting based wholly or primarily on a respondent’s self-reported likelihood of casting a ballot, meaning that young people make up a far bigger proportion of the likely vote than they have historically

>assign probabilities of voting based wholly or primarily on a respondent’s self-reported likelihood of casting a ballot

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF POLLING

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I know labour is doing completely shit, but they pretty much have a guarantee on getting over 180 Seats

>>127482200
i fucking cant understand why people cry about "politicising" things. in the modern world literally everything has already been made into a political issue. skin colour, sexual preferences, obesity, what you wear, what you say, what you read, what you watch, what you eat and drink. is anyone seriously claiming that a terrorist killing 22 people with a nailbomb is NOT a political issue?

>>127482410
It was a mistake because by catching everyone by surprise she caught her own team by surprise. Labour had been preparing for a snap election since May started whereas the Tories didn't start until she made the speech announcing it.

As for the "who fucks up Brexit" talks, why can't there be a cross-party negotiating team? Surely such an important task requires the collaboration of both major political parties.

>>127482714
bet most of these young ppl who reigstered to vote wong actually a vote.

They will be stoned of there tits n be like "oh man, was that today?"

>>127482490
You find similar spread around throughout the Caribbean, with a lot of people descended from slaves who took the names of their Scottish masters.

>>127482516
Firm but fair.

>>127482668
Would someone please ban these cunts?

>>127482729
Terror attacks are, of course, entirely political. 'Politicising' them is only appropriate.

>>127482718
>one eye on the street, one eye on the pakis

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It's a warm, sunny, comfy summer Sunday night, anon. Why are you spending it shitposting on here and not sitting on the terrace of a swanky bar in the city, watching the sun go down in the company of a lovely lady?

>>127482714
>pollsters still being retarded even after the 2015 election, Brexit and Trump

>>127482714
It's why ICM has the tories 14% up still, they apply turnout by a model based on 2015

>>127482807
someone post that vote by twitter meme

>>127482729
>TORY OPPORTUNISM
t. thangs c. 2005

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>>127482624
>>127482696
ᚆᚑᚕ ᚇᚑ ᚔ ᚌᚑ ᚁᚐᚉᚖ ᚈᚑ ᚓᚅᚌᚂᚔᚄᚆ 

>>127481222
well he cant shop at sports direct like the rest of us can he

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Lads, my girlfriend (soon to be wife) is good looking, etc, but she dresses like a bit of a weirdo. She buys charity shop shit, etc and just looks... well... a bit messy. She doesn't care about "fashion" at all, and I'm glad she doesn't, but she doesn't exactly look good for me in this shit either.

How do I avoid the inevitable argument while simultaneously fixing this?
Do I take her shopping or something?

She doesn't dress like a slut or anything which is great, but she wears clothes my grandma might wear. I don't even know if it's a problem or if I'm just being a faggot for thinking she should dress differently.

Any advice boys?

>>127482821
>Would someone please ban these cunts?

Just report them and move on, eventually a mod will take notice and do their job

>>127482410
>corbyn fucks brexit
Depends on the parameters of failure, he might just tap Merkel on the shoulder and sign on the dotted line an EEA agreement. And be hailed a success.

>>127482981
Buy her nice clothes?

>registered to vote before 22nd may
>receive letter from council telling me Ill only be registered from July 3rd
they knew Id vote UKIP

>>127482981
post a picture of her clothes, you might just have shit taste for what we know

>>127482846
women are shit company desu desu
don't get me wrong, they're great accessories if you can manage to keep them quiet, but that in itself is a chore
>>127482952
is it directions to a friend's house?

>>127482981
Tell her she's heaping up the funeral pyre of the relationship by not dressing a little better

>>127482981
Mate leave it, it means another bloke is way less likely to hit on your wife. Soon you'll both be old and no one will care anyway.

Heres what really matters, does she suck your nob? Can you tolerate her? If the answer is yes to both of those questions, you've got yourself a good wife.

Can any of you lads recommend any great books on British history? Looking for something in depth and comfy for the beach in Hunstanton next week.

>>127483124
This is bullshit, right? Before the deadline means you're registered

>>127482981
ᚈᚆᚓ ᚑᚅᚂᚘ ᚈᚆᚔᚅᚌ ᚕᚑᚋᚓᚅ ᚂᚔᚖᚓ ᚋᚑᚏᚓ ᚈᚆᚐᚅ ᚇᚏᚓᚄᚄᚔᚅᚌ ᚂᚔᚖᚓ ᚄᚂᚒᚈᚄ ᚔᚄ ᚕᚓᚐᚏᚔᚅᚌ ᚄᚆᚔᚈ ᚈᚆᚐᚈ ᚋᚐᚖᚓᚄ ᚈᚆᚓᚋ ᚂᚑᚑᚖ ᚏᚔᚉᚆ᚛

ᚁᚒᚘ ᚆᚓᚏ ᚐ ᚃᚒᚏ ᚉᚑᚐᚈ

https://www.skyeskyns.co.uk

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DESIGNATED SHITTING DOWNING STREET

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/28/join-hands-theresa-pop-jingle-urging-indians-vote-tory/

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>>127483210
Art of the Deal

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>>127482718
>>127480677
Yeah I'm thinking about putting money on them getting at least 184 seats, only double your money though.

>>127483222
Im not joking. I'll try and find letter in the bin

>>127483285
ᚃᚒᚉᚖ ᚈᚆᚓ ᚁᚒᚂᚂᚄᚆᚔᚈ

ᚕᚆᚐᚈ ᚈᚆᚓ ᚃᚒᚉᚖ

ᚏᚓᚓᚓᚓᚓᚓᚓᚓᚓᚓᚓᚓᚓ

>>127482516

I fully support a policy to deny gibsmedats to anyone with a BMI over 25

>>127483290
She's built like a cheaply made Asian fridge freezer. Still would though.

>>127483369
gota figure out a way to tax people with a high body fat. simples.

>>127482846

That sounds too expensive

>>127483330
You must have registered after the deadline then, surely? If not kick up a stink

>>127483321
Make a new account for the free matched bet. Do you think this is possible though, i rarely bet and i dont wanna get fucked over. Will be my first bet

>>127482981
I would say that she is a keeper. She must have that rare kind of intelligence that means she doesn't really give a shit about others perceptions of her clothing .. Marry ! Impregnate!

>>127483462
I did it online on the 21st last sunday

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Lads

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>>127483285
>>127483352

>>127482981


>marrying the indie rock jew

Enjoy your house full of fuzz pedals and methadone

>>127482981
Been in that situation myself, there isn't anything really you can do. Positive reinforcement is the only way forward. But another way to look at it is, the granny wear will deter of men hitting on her.

>>127483290
why do the torys do this
Zac Kikesmith spent so much time trying to start a race war between the Indians and pakis the rest of London forgot there was a election

>>127480644
Why?? Did they do something?

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>>127482821
Don't be rude. Also, lurk moar, fap less. Enjoy your country while it lasts. I've noticed that people like you are vocal in threads and armchair wars but deathly silent in the real world, where it counts the most.

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Lads.

>>127482846
here with a bottle of jack daniels trying to relieve the stress of my job.

Anyone recommend some better whiskeys for next time?

>>127483707
thats better

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>>127481003
>>127483185
>>127483297
>>127483550
Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.' Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

>>127483546
What did the letter say exactly? You might need to bitch at them

>>127481577
>was in the chippy years ago and they had channel 5 on
>documentary about anal bleaching

Put me right off my supper

>>127483699
Nobody cares. Jog on.

>>127482981
I saw some 20something wearing 1940's tier clothing on my commute to uni the other day, big trenchcoat type deal with one of those old hats

too beta to talk to her though so I just sat there admiring her while browsing britpol

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>>127483766

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Lads..

>>127483817
standard channel 5

>>127483717

I like makers mark

>>127483285
>>127483352
fucking hell lads, mate set my keyboard to caveman...

kinda embarrassed it took me that long to figure out.

>>127483870
I challenge you to find a more male looking woman.

>>127483210
Boswell's Life of Samuel Johnson is pretty comfy reading. Also consider Churchill's Life of Marlborough, and History of the English-Speaking Peoples.

>>127483902
Thanks very much. I like posters who are friendly.

You have a wonderful evening, friend.

>>127483352
treat dad with tweed

>>127483485
Already used the matched free bet to win a few hundred on Trump, could try with another address and card but not sure if I want to risk it. Sky give you a £10 free bet too. If you're going to use the deposit match I'd say put the max amount (£200) in because you're probably going to regret not doing it like I did.

>>127483090
Might do
>>127483137
No
>>127483185
Right...
>>127483204
Yeah, I thought about this, I might just leave it
>>127483285
>>127483352
What is this bullshit about?
>>127483519
I intend to do, so don't worry
>>127483569
I wouldn't say she is indie, she has really old fashioned parents and they just brought her up this way.
She does occasionally play acoustic though and I have fuzz pedals anyway since i'm into that so it doesn't matter
>>127483857
If it was my girl you better back the fuck up, bro

>>127484012
Cheers pal

>>127483717
Laphroiag 10 year single malt

>>127483181
>women are shit company desu desu
>don't get me wrong, they're great accessories if you can manage to keep them quiet, but that in itself is a chore

This is britpol, lad. The normiest part of pol.

That crybaby, MGTOW shite typically doesn't fly here.

>>127484312
hear hear

>>127482367
t. fatima lover

>>127484296
the patrician choice

>>127482949
>implying every party doesnt bitch about "politicising" things
>implying labour are not some of the biggest culprits

onlee votin 4 lib dems 2 get w33d legelised, fuck de police, fuck misses may.

lgeilize are regulyte weed

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>>127484243
You're welcome.

Also consider The Deluge by Adam Tooze, Suez by Keith Kyle, Seven Pillars of Wisdom by T.E. Lawrence, and The Great Betrayal by Ian Smith.

>dis captcha
Spooky.

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>>127482981
Her handbags and gladrags belonged to somebody else. She even paid to wear someone's old clothes, including niggers. What makes it worse is charities fund refugees. Your misses probably has nigger DNA on her right now. What the Holy Cock is wrong with people today? Why are there so many Simons?

>>127483717
Macallan is what real whisky drinkers buy

>>127482981

>but she dresses like a bit of a weirdo. She buys charity shop shit, etc
>She doesn't care about "fashion" at all, and I'm glad she doesn't

listen here cunt you somehow managed to obtain the lone british woman that doesn't want fancy shit clothes

you'll deal with it and like it you ungrateful nigger

>was looking forward to weekend of happenings
>everyone arrested instead
>back to usual 'everything will be fine' bullshit

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>>127484830

>>127484830
Why is this making me laugh?

>>127484718
this?

https://groceries.morrisons.com/webshop/product/Macallan-Gold-Whisky/288045011

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>>127482714

>counting on young people to vote

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from the house raid in moss side

>>127484830
Someone didn't drink their coffee this morning.

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>>127484968

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>>127483986

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>>127482367
>slagging pale legs

pleb

>>127484739
Point taken, I'll leave it

>>127483717
i dunno if george dickel is sold in britain but if you see some, definitely try it

>>127485047
That's a bloke

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>>127483411
Do not come here again, Panjeet. Take your monkey spunk elsewhere.

>>127484968
I cant believe a muslim lied

kissed a hindu

>>127480653
Reckon he is a Mummy poster?

>>127485304

How'd he take it?

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>>127484830
My personal theory is that they are the other side of this studio

>>127485304
It tasted of her chipati chapstick.

>>127485304
careful m8 i heard they feed on souls or some shit

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>>127483847
Jog on yourself, piglet.

>>127485113
not in my local supermarket, sorry buddy, thanks for your reccomendation.

I really love Texas, I was just a bit upset as I love dr pepper and country music...

Quite drunk, please bear with me.

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I think Peter Hitchens has finally snapped after seeing someone on the Beeb defend cocaine use

http://hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/05/the-bbcs-defence-of-the-today-programmes-item-on-cocaine.html

>>127485392
So we have confirmed mummyposters
>john cleese
>two tory backbenchers
>rod stewart

>visit Manchester bombing memorial
>walk through the city centre
>Muslims blasting prayers through speakers
>homeless drug addict shouting towards them 'good on ya m8s'

Dead country.

>tfw skinny as fuck
>wear a jacket at all times in public

>>127480488
TEA AND BISCUITS
>ver nice
RADICAL PAMPHLET

>>127485392
maybe

interesting mummyposting fact: most mummyposters are foreigners, usually yanks outside of brit/pol/, because brit/pol/ is full of qwares

>>127485496
The cities in this country have always been cancerous monstrosities.

>>127485465
>john cleese

source?

>>127485515
SAME i am going on holiday to spain next week and ill probably wear a long sleeved shirt.

my amrs are fucking STICKS.

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>>127484830
Both very much two sides of the same coin. Both shit home secretary wannabes with a personal fetish for racemixing with fellow party members. Two fat saggy-arsed cows with no discernible views or intelligence.

>>127485496
>through speakers
Remember they have had a tough week too...
t. BBC

>>127485422

I hope Ganesh didn't mind it

>>127485304

SNOGGING POO

nah I got wanked off by a Kurdish bird once

>>127485729
>always

>>127485745
https://twitter.com/johncleese/status/755739206463488000
>

Just watched Mummy Theresa'a first PMQ. People are saying she's a bit like Thatcher
No, she's MUCH better.She has great comic timing !

>>127485515
Same, I went from fat to skeley to skinny fat. Fucking shite.

>>127485440
upset about what? you might have quoted the wrong person friendo

>>127485869
Lift

>>127485842
they got shitter but its not like the victorain slums were bastions of classy behavoir

>>127485837
I fucked a Muslim girl off tinder once.

She kept her hand on my dick all the time to make sure I didn't take the Jonny off, and then got really pissy when I started taking the piss, and how I wasn't allowed to say inshallah.

>she was from Bradford

>>127484928
>https://groceries.morrisons.com/webshop/product/Macallan-Gold-Whisky/288045011
Yes.
I once had a taste of 50 year old millennium decanter, sold for 100's of pounds just for a shot. Amazing stuff.

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>>127485842
ALWAYS

>>127485844
I think the mummy crush is quite widespread but many dont admit it

saw a vox pop on the bbc the other day where some young lad called her fit

still fuming i didn't get my kebab.. don't use just eat

>>127485461
he doesnt mention anyone "defending" cocaine use in that article, he just complains about the fact that a story about more people dying due to higher strength cocaine being available did not include someone saying the words "by the way cocaine is illegal lol", which everyone already knows anyway

>>127486206
Make a complaint you mong

>>127486010
>>127486010
This stuff.
https://www.just-whisky.co.uk/september-2015/14034-macallan-50-years-old-1949-millennium-decanter.html
The joys of working as a cellar man in a fancy hotel

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HAPPENING

NEW POLL

>>127486313
i did i got my money back but only in credit to use again..

>>127485925
nah, just drunk and saw you're american

Fucking LOVE teaxs.

>>127486413
>Momentum twitter poll
Kek

Almost fucked a muzzie girl back in 2003, pulled her whilst drunk as a skunk in Ocean nightclub in Nottingham.

Took her to see Finding Nemo and she had her hand on me junk for the duration of the film. Went to a bar afterwards where she told me about her old man owning half of the nightclubs in Leicester.

Didn't fancy having my head chopped off by the Jihad mafia if the old boy found out so made my excuses to leave and dropped her number after the date.

Fucking ibecile.

>>127486413
i think that might be FAKE NEWS

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>>127486413
>@momentum twitter poll

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>>127486413
>via momentum poll

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>>127483717
Jim Davidson isn't a whiskey per say. It is classified as a Bourbon. Do you know much about Scotch whiskey? It tastes a lot different to bourbon. Whiskey tastes different by price too. JD is the equivalent of Bells. If you want to nudge up a bit in quality try Wild Turkey. Get back to me when you have tried that and I will bump you up in quality again. Don't be a Simon, lad.

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>>127486413
>LDEM 3%

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>>127486206
I use just eat to order from the chinky that's literally 40 feet from my door, driver's always giving me dirty looks.

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>>127486413
I appreciate that you're having fun and trying to get stuck in mate, but this is extraordinarily unfunny.

>>127482516
Can't tell if it's a man or woman.

>>127486413
try again lad
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/868596179260645376

>>127486634
I order from the dominos like 5 minutes walk down the road.

Driver must fucking hate me.

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>>127486413
>via momentum twitter poll

>>127486634
what should i order from a chinky

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>>127484312
I said I'm not into casual dining and shitty conversation. I didn't suggest abstaining from fucking them like their dad owes you money.
Says more about your mind than mine, really.
What am I possibly going to discuss with pic related? Pop culture? Fuck that. She can come over after her girls night out if she wants.

>>127486751
Five portions of egg fried rice

>>127486461
that's where i'm from :^)

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>>127484911
Dunno.

>>127486810
>What am I possibly going to discuss with pic related? Pop culture? Fuck that
why dont you discuss your love of a malaysian far right cartoon forum, or some equally fascinating aspect of your life?

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>tfw lots of beer but no hard booze
Any good political shitshows coming up tomorrow?
If not I'm getting fucking wasted

How did Jezza convince Diane to fuck a white man?

>>127486626
I'm open to anything. JD is ok but it doesn't have the kick I want. I want something that I can feel going down my throat - do you get me?

>>127485748
You can go from twig arms to "normal" arms literally in two or three weeks.

>>127487059
Told her he wasn't like the other white men.

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>tfw no new polls today

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>>127487059
They realized they had their love of the IRA in common. Love transcends racism.

>>127487159
probably! how?

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>>127487159
Peddle your creatine elsewhere

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>>127486810
>implying that just because she wears a skirt that ends about 1 inch below her minge, she doesn't know how to have a fulfilling discussion of high-yield financial bonds or reasons explaining the geodistribution of dwarf chimpanzee populations in Central Africa

Wow you sound like a massive sexist

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Really makes you think...

>>127486751
I always get beef fried rice and salt n spicy chips with the occasional cheeky portion of prawn toast

Predictions for final few weeks then lads.

1. Stay in a similar state

2. CORBYN SURGE

3. MUMMY SURGE

>>127487282
Just fucking lift.

>>127487444
Minor tory gains

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>Not using BASED Testosterone

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>>127486000
BS. The only person wearing a condom was Mohammed Khan. You were the bottom. Fuck you, and your lies, Simon.

>>127487444
Tory rise and Labour drop, will end up being around a 15% Tory lead

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>>127486810

GIRLS ARE ICKY REEEEEEEEE: The Post

Pic related: you if women were a bunch of world leaders.

>>127487553
Not something you can just pick up down the Asda though is it. Where would you get hold of it?

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>>127487388
Also. I'm emailing Tommy Robinson and maybe some others about him later because I've been digging on his fb/twitter.

>>127487699
Import it from the EU? Its easy as fuck

>>127487699
The nutsacks of my enemies.

>>127487481
cool cheers

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>>127487553

>tfw you realise the fat lad had most of that muscle hidden underneath and all he had to do was lose weight

Time for the summer cut, lads. Fuck it. 6am run tomorrow.

>>127487740
who the fuck is this?

>>127487781
Wew really, what sort of form is it in? Patches or injections or whatever
>>127487802
Ballsy

>>127487282
Drink a 6 pinter of whole milk each day or just a shitload before bed every night, or every other night

At first the weight will go to your chest, shoulders, legs, etc, but eventually you'll get bigger

Optionally you can lift while doing this so you don't just turn flabby

How was THE NEIL v Haggiswoman?

>>127486810
You don't talk to orange slappers like that, you grab their ass and grunt like a caveman.

>>127487960
is this the famous GOMAD?

I'm 6"6 so find it hard to gain MASS!

>>127487980
It was a stirring experience

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There is no hope

>>127487932
Name is Mohammed (shocking). Appears on a lot of BBC shows as a 'member of the public' and is a member of the University of Manchester staff.

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>>127487932
He's just a default paki NPC

>>127484516
Lads.

>>127487960
>Drink a 6 pinter of whole milk each day
please dont do this.

>>127487980
Sturgeon pretty much admitted she'd rather work with May than Corbyn. Quite a few times

Guys, i think tim farron is gay

>Acts like total fag
>refused to deny homosexuality was a sin, on severl occasions. Often these guys are cloeseted
>Wife looks like a hairy man

>>127487960
>Drink a 6 pinter of whole milk each day or just a shitload before bed every night, or every other night

That's just going to make him a slightly pudgy shit before his holiday.

You can't build noticeable muscle in three weeks. Just forget it.

>>127488275
it works though...

obviously you wouldn't drink it all in one go

>>127488332
Does he have any kids? Could his wife actually be a man?

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>>127487002
The medium is the message, right? Why do we /pol/? There's a lot of softness here. Mental obesity.
>>127487679
I'm like women, women don't.

>>127487960
I've been trying to gain weight but it all goes to my groin and makes my dick seem smaller. Literally the only benefit of being a skeley.

>>127488398
inject some sustanon boyo

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>lib dems running a candidate from belgium

wew lad

>>127488218
notice in that pic its only the muslims clapping and just the face of disgust by the english people in the crowd

>>127488505
Vote tory

>>127488332
He also speaks like a childrens TV presenter and we know they are all wooly woofters.

>>127488419
does have kids according to googles

>>127488505
Fuck me the lib dems are a 5th column...

>>127488505
is the chrstian people's alliance any good?

>>127487955
A vial of testosterone, It's common as fuck in the EU, Germany to be more specific as theres labs everywhere due to lax laws. It's technically illegal, but its like importing prescription drugs. It's not really enforced as it's illegal and legal at the same time

>>127488227
ffs I already said I was on this, it's going to be ruined if idiots start emailing him

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>>127480488

The claims that Salman Abedi was reported five times to the authorities and banned from his mosque, are all coming from "sources" at the Wahhabi mosque that he used to frequent.

Why is the media pushing lies from his local mosque as facts? Why can't they at least wait for the authorities to confirm the wahhabi mosque's claims?

Wahhabism *is* extremist Islam so it highly unlikely that they reported and banned him.

Also we need anons to research more about these claims and the mosque(s) he used to frequent. The media is burying something big when they're trying to portray fucking Wahhabis as moderates.

>>127488642
alphabetical order init?

>>127488647

Hit and miss.

>>127488505
purely for tax purposes

>>127488647
They are not very good. Pro-brexit, pro-refugees, socially conservative, pro-immigration, pro-welfare state.

>>127488564
The only positive about that QT episode was most of the whites seemed notably sick of this shit.