Balkan thread faggots

>>127369408
Get in here faggots

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posting whatever till you retards get in here

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Where is the Bulgarian and his greentext?

>>127369801
that's why i made this bread
i wanna know the story

>>127369899
Maybe he went to sleep.

>>127370018
fucking faggot
he better not have

>>127369801
Gypos stole his router

>>127369408
Makedonia, your country is a meme, but I like you.

>>127370182
ШИБAHИ ЦИГAHИ.
Also redpill me on this.Why are Bulgarians the only Slavs who say Sibani instead of Jebeni/Jebany/Ebeni?

>>127370313
i like me too burger

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>>127369408

You should focus less on mudslimes and more on fixing your economies.

I'm here also for the story. That bulgarian better deiver soon.

>>127370342
we say both and they mean the same thing

>>127370342
it's still pretty similar

>>127369801
Bogdown?

>>127370445
Are you the faggot with the greentext?

>>127370445
Oh nice,but where does Sibani come from?I have never heard it in any other Slavic language.The closest thin i know is Sibati in Serbian,which means To whip(good for niggers).

>>127370363
t. someone without a rich kebab removing culture
never gonna make it

>>127370476
Bogdan is the Mountain Nigger.Oh yes.I remember when some Bulgarian wanted to arrange a fight in Skolje and his Skype name was literally Kamen.I fucking died.

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Someone say something about killing the undesirable population of the Balkans?

>>127370602
Exactly this. Шибaм - to whip. All slavic languages have the word but it's more archaic in some.

>>127370719
Fucking mountain niggers wanting to set up fights is like every 5th balkan thread

>>127370719
>Kamen
What's wrong with that?

>>127370807
we have that and it means to run
like sibam doma
are we unique?

>>127370807
Oh ok,that's pretty cool.I am not sure but i also believe we are the only ones who use priajtelju.

>>127370795
post miloshevic
the best boy

>>127370948
we say prijateli

>>127370946
Cool people use цeпи instead of шиби

Anyone know if we have something similar to Generation identitaire/Nordfront on the Balkans (that isn't a joke/laughing stock)? Been meaning to get off my ass and do something about all the ((())) related issues.

>>127370901
Idk,it means Rock in Serbian.It was pretty funny,because the whole thread he was like FIght me Irl,and than it turned out his name is literally Rock.

>>127371052
Well you speak Bulgarian.I meant us and the Bulgars in my first post btw.

>>127371097
we have a squiptar party
oh and we don't have a government
hows that?

Where are all ny shqip Bros at?

>>127371195
what about this then smartcunt >>127370946

>>127371263
they don't exist
all removed

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>>127369408
What Balkan country would be the best to move to, i don´t care if the living standard is lower than it is here i just can´t live in this leftist shithole anymore

>>127371379
do you have the monies?

>>127370353
I'm going abroad this summer, give me one solid reason to visit your lands.

>>127371097
Nothing serious like them but you can always contact the volunteer border patrols.

>>127371379
Stay and fix your shit, it's better for everyone. Your country will need you someday, you have to be around somehow.

>>127371458
where are you going exactly?

>>127371296
Hmm,i think we have something similar.How do Bulgarians insult each other?We usually target the children.
Something like:Da Bog da ti deca tapsala lakotvima.(I hope your children will clap with elbows.)

>>127371379
Croatia,Northern Serbia,Sofia.

>>127371379
Croatia or Albania

>>127371562
we don't insult children
we always go for the mother

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>>127370990

>>127371730
noice

>>127371682
Well obviously .But that's mainstream,i mean when you are trying to be creative.

>>127371349
How so,? We breed like rabbits
T. Have already 2 kids and I'm only 21

>>127371850
false
they are gone
don't exist
never have

>>127371820
the most creative we get is fucking various objects ,relatives, orifices and body parts

>>127371379
Croatia If you want to live on coast or Slovenia if you want countryside or just continental climate. Dont bother with the rest. It's literally Chernobyl expect parts of Serbia and Montenegro.

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>mfw

>>127371296
It's just dialect form. Sibam doma - run like whipped. You wouldn't believe how different some mountain villages speak.

>>127372075
Objects.Which ones?Also do you have a similar joke:Smorio sam se ko sapun u ciganskoj varosi(I got bored like soap in a Gypsie neighborhood.)

Come on dude tell us some,we are waiting for the Green text.

>>127372347
I've never heard it used like whipped
if it was once used like that now it's walk at a brisk pace

>>127371379
Well our capital where I live is basically slightly shittier western Europe with less multikulti and the multikulti that exists is hated by most of us. Plus if you have any real amount of money you can live like a king here. After finishing my first year of uni in the UK I can honestly say life here is way better. And this is coming from someone that would be rich even by UK standards (it's not just boo hoo pound too expensive), it's not worth it if the fancy city you live in is full of shitskins.

Let me put it this way: would you rather have a Ferrari if it permanently had a literal piece of shit on the passenger side forever, or a regular car without that?

>>127372474
Sapun

Soap?

>>127372596
Yes.

>>127372568
Arabs have infested Lavov Most.

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>>127371504
This is now a Dinko appreciation thread.

>>127372659
Why do we use the same word for soap

>>127372751
>Dinko
Manlet even by Southern European standards.

>>127372733
"and the multikulti that exists is hated by most of us"

>>127371379
Come to Bulgaria. Here even our farthest left "Bulgaria, yes!" party is anti-Middle East-migrant and pro-border controls, and to top it off we are currently governed by our center-right conservatives in coalition with our nationalists.
Gay prides are rare, and usually end up in molotovs.
Whatever migrants are here are vetted and peaceful, as they learned that burning our flag and chimping out leads to summary beatings and expulsions.
If you like what you read, Bulgarians always welcome European migrants, and there are nice expat communities in Sofia.

>>127372814
You are crypto-slavs. Accept your identity.

>>127372751
Has the dude actually used the Hind he has bought kek?

>>127372568
>>127372863
Topkek. Attract the good goy investors so Peevski can take their company.

>>127371379
I guess it depends what you have with you when you migrate.
If you are migrating with a lot of money I suggest going for poorer countries like Serbia,Bulgaria,Montenigger(You don`t want to go to Macedonia or Bosnia lots of muslims there)
But if you want your living standards to be better go to Croatia or Slovenia or maybe northern Serbia(Vojvodina).

>>127372474
idk man we are the least creative when cursing
It always boils down to fuck your mum
i always liked this joke
why do gypos laugh 3 times when hearing a joke
once when they hear it
twice when it's explained to them
thrice when they understand it

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>>127369408
the last thread convinced me that macedonia isn't a real country, and that it should rightfully be a part of bulgaria. is that how most balkans feel?

>>127372895
Not sure, I believe he prefers his BTRs. Hind is pretty cheap, so I would not be suprised if he bought it just for show. Fuck, one can freely buy a T-72A for 75,000 Euro here.

>>127372889
In a sense I am.

t. Wearing all the time tracksuit

>>127373157
i agree only if they put every politician in a gulag

>>127373172
Lol,i fucking hope he does.He is a millionaire right?Imagine Western Media chimp out.

>>127372889
they stop being slavs when they read the quran

>>127371850
Wait you are shiptar how the fuck did you migrate to Luxembourg i though they had anti-migrant policies.

>>127373321
Never read it and I also hate islam

>>127372100
Oh im saying for the ex-yu countries,havent been to Bulgaria or Romania.

>>127373172
how are the gun laws in bulgaria?

>>127373446
you are squip yes?
then you are muslim horde

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>>127371508
Yeah you´re right. i just fucking hate my country and what it has become

>>127373301
Some socialist parties in the EU already chimped out because some minister had a picture with hitler salute.
http://www.timesofisrael.com/bulgarian-deputy-minister-quits-over-nazi-salute/

>>127372973
Would gladly let in the poor and oppressed Swedish refugees, fleeing the Malmo warzone.

>>127372814
It is Latin,i do believe.I have just checked and all Balkanites say sapun,including Romanians and Greeks,and Italians use sapone,and the Romans had they bathubs and shit so it is probably that.
The French say Savon.

>>127373367
Because I'm not a poor fag and my parents were already successful businesswomen before we came here

>>127373588
join nordic front or whatever it's called

>>127373637
Business wise *

>>127373492
Get training, get medical that you are not insane, get permit that you were never in prison, get a gun/ak-47/tank. No bullshit fullauto-bans, heavy weapons, caliber etc. Provided you plug the main gun, you can really even get a tank and outfit it with working machine guns for all it's worth.

>>127373765
how is Luxembourg anyway

>>127373812
Rich. Small.

>>127373590
>http://www.timesofisrael.com/bulgarian-deputy-minister-quits-over-nazi-salute/
Wait does he salute a salute a figure lol,or does the guy in the uniform just look like he came from a museum

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S-sup lads

>>127373770
what sort of training?

>>127373770
Always wondered how Dinko got that chopper.

>>127373588
The greek is right >>127373647

You have a resistance there. You can do something.

>>127373812
Yeah rich, small and very crowded

>>127373868
Museum of wax figures. They have Lenin,Stalin too.

Kek
We are finally having a comfy Balkan thread.

>>127373770
>No bullshit fullauto-bans
Are you serious? Only way to get full-auto here is to buy from black market.

>>127373972
is it like monte karlo
cause that place is just a degenerate rich shithole

>>127373594
Are thee more common words like this?
What about cervat (bed)?

>>127373882
Hello fellow C-3.

>>127372751
Thank you based Dinko!

>>127373637
Wait but how did you already breed 2 kids its pretty rare for rich people to breed like that damn.

>>127374125
кpeвeт

>>127374084
Not long until it becomes degenerate here too

>>127373157
Painful subject. They did used to be part of our country until the commies decided they needed another satellite.
But, I choose to leave them to identify themselves as they feel. If one day they decide "we Bulgarians now pls let us join ktnx" I would gladly accept every Macedonian as Bulgarian. If they choose to remain as they are, I personally accept them as Macedonians.

To be completely honest, if we bury all old bullshit who-did-what-to-who-and-who-is-what that plagues the Balkans, most countries here share so much that a Slavic Union (minus Putin, please) is a real possibility. And I feel this is what we must do.

>>127373949
Did you just assume my nationality you shitlord
I'll have you know I'm a nationalfluid semiqueer

>>127374177
кpeвaт

>>127374347
noice

>>127374159
No worries about money/rent = more financial security = willingness to make kids
Also my woman is Albanian so its self explanatory

>>127373888
Uh, good question, I believe weapon instructor, lessons, and some hours in gun range, not sure exactly what the full training includes, haven't gotten around to buy a gun yet. We are safe enough as it is, never felt the need to do so.

>>127374125
Yes,we used to say Lezaj,but now we say Krevet.That's a Greek one though.Also Google translate for Albanian give me something like shtraht instead of cervat.Are you from a part closer to Greece?

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>>127374340
Sempai...I...

>>127374487
Pretty degenerate tbqh fampai
Literally only reason i wanna move to alaska

>>127374060
Government sells weapons, you can't get them via private street gun shops, but the army stores sell those if you got the right papers from what I know.

>>127374610
check your fucking privilege

>>127371228
>Don't have a goverment? What? Are you Belgium?
Didn't you guys just join NATO?

>>127374493
I literally never heard shrath lol
I am from Gjirokastër. It's an old ass village full of stone houses an shiet

OK what about qhjumesht (MILK)?

>>127371379
Fuck off mehmed were full

>>127374745
no
we are literally basically not a country right now
i don't even know what is happening

>>127371379
Fuck off we're full

>>127374789
Nah,we don't have that one,it's Mleko here.

>>127373647
>>127373949
Been planning on joining to nordic resistance movment for some time now, i do actually have some hope for the future since the goverment here cannot keep the people under control for that much longer.

>>127374745
that's montenegro

>>127374789
try again cunt
млeкo

>>127374855
WHAT is actually happening? What I read and hear about your situation confuses me.

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>>127374789

>Gjirokastër

sounds like "wooden castle"

>>127374910
Careful now, you might get reported for racism to Big Sister.

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>>127369408

>>127374955
We need to do an american-esque intervention in Macedonia basically.

>>127374453
What about your business life have you achieved something or living on your inheritance.

>>127369408
> flag

Why does a muslim country wanna genocide muslims?

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>>127375295

living on inheritance is an achievement though

>>127375583
Yea but not yours its more luck based then achieved in any way.

>>127374955
I'm not that versed on the happenings but i can provide swift synopsis
>degenerate party has been top dog for ages 15? years
>rampant corruption
>stealing
>WE WUZ KANGS educational policies
>give alboniggers more rights than memedonians
>elections
>topdogs can't form a government
>leftwing party form a coalition with literal alboniggers
>Old party doesn't want to give up because main politicians will go to prison
>leftwing retards are even bigger albonigger bootlickers
at this point the country is in a political bureaucratic twilight

>>127374936
>>127374896
Sheeit ok

What about

Zoti (god)
Peschk (fish)
Hajvan (jackass)
Hajde(something like come on)

>>127375735
бoг/гocпoд
pибa
aјдe
aјвaн is a squip word we use ironically sometimes

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>>127375669

...depends on how many brothers you have to kill off

>>127375735
>Peschk

?

>>127375733
Hard times breed strong men.

>>127375735
God is Bog in all slavic languages. Fish - riba. Haide is the only one which has the same meaning.

>>127375735
God-BOG
Fish-Riba
jackass-Supak
Come on-Hajde(Turksih i do believe)

>>127375295
I wish.
I fell for the STEM meme. Currently finishing the degree
Software pays enough so I could retire back home in Albania

Is it possible to live on 1k a month in Serbia?

>>127375733
I might have gotten something wrong
don't impaling me if i did

>>127375956
It would be great if it was hard times
it's just kinda meh
there isn't fighting or anything
a civil war would be a godsend tbqh

>>127374855
Sorry to hear that bro. We could need one of your prinses of philosophy among our generals. (I'm Norwegian, but not my flag.).

>>127375978
More than possible 1k per month to us is like 7-8k per month in Usa.

>>127375956
I've been sayint this to people a lot and they don't believe me. If we didn't have corruption and our standards of living were higher we would become western european cucks.

>>127375733

You have to settle the name dispute with Greece and everything will be alright.

Also close your border and kick out all Albanians and Kosovars.

>>127375969
>>127375962
do you cunts have гocпoд?

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>>127375735

>zoti
>peschk

these words too ring a bell

hajvan must be turkish though

>>127374925
Thank you sensei.

>>127376165
no
that will change nothing
I personally want to be annexed
and every previous politician to be in a gulag

>>127376145
Would they let Albanians even settle there? A0art from Kosovo? (pun intended :^}}

>>127376094
It was "meh" here for two years until 10th of January 1997. Then it became less meh and more waagh. A kettle boils off in seconds, same with built up public unrest.

>>127376222
Yes.It is Bulgarian and Used in Rasian Church Slavonic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6tvEh83mu8

>>127376232
>>127375969
Yes it's Turkish, just like majmun (ape)

>>127376358
The cuck goverment probably would but as long as you aren`t like the rest of Albanians you should be fine.

>>127376358
Also if you aren`t muslim that will help you integrate so much i even know catholic Albanians myself they integrate well.

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>>127376145

to be fair, the us is pretty expensive

so, how much do you reckon would a 100m2 flat in downtown belgrade cost?

>>127376467
Yes majmun-ape,budala-stupid,dzep-pocket,sat-watch,komsija-Neighbor etc

>>127376358
catholic albanians are bro tier

>>127376362
just annex us m8s
literally fuck our shit up

>>127376564
Not a Muslim
I fucking hate islam
Pass upon muahammad

Don't know any of my relative who take that seriously either

>>127373882
The legendary elephantposter Romanian. Haven't seen you in ages, what happened to you?

>>127376609
getting a flat is degenerate
buy a fucking estate off in the wilderness

>>127376788
were you raised a mehmet?

>>127376609
>downtown belgrade
Isn't it full of hipsters?

>>127376742
The moment people are actually asking for annexation is the moment the politicians need to step back and have a deep thought in the mirror.
Best of luck, Macedonia! I hope you guys form a good party and fix this crap.

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>>127376813

...wouldn't like it very much in the wild,
I'm a crowded places person

>>127376358
Why would you want to settle in Serbia,lol?Anyway we have some random tribe in Vojdvodina who migrated with us and they are ok.You can come here if you are prepared to become a Burek making slave.

>>127376609
>flat
Just want to say that if you want to buy 100m2 buy a house.
It would be expensive around 100-200k Euros i guess.

>>127377072
what's better than having a fucking forest for yourself
you could ride a horse on your own property
most comfy thing ever m8

>>127376942
Nah without religion
My parents were huge commie supporters and had connections with the party which is why they were rather successful back then

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>>127376981

Name a place that isn't.
Belgrade should be where all the action is, right?

>>127377038
I hope a faerie comes into parliament as well m8
thanks though

>>127377185
and you just became worse than a mehmet in my eyes
commies need to leave

>>127376788
You should be fine those christian Albanians I spoke of I went to school with them they were stupid but alright people weren`t making any trouble or anything.

>>127377279
Careful what you wish for, fairies are quite the smuggler pieces of shit, I hear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1Fq6gtbx4Q

>>127377347
Too late m8 we ae infiltrating the EUSSR

>>127377237
Kek I can't imagine a greek saying all the ш's in serbian.

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>>127377112


that is expensive indeed.
how about the cost of life?
say I have anon's 1000 euros a month.
how much of that would go to food, clothing, gas?

>already know the food and the women are top tier

>>127377355
You had albos at School? To answer your other question
I would love to return to the Balkan and I'm open to all countries and options
Europe is becoming degenerate

>>127377475
fuck you for posting this
the eu needs to fucking burn i swear to jesus
merkel is a degenerate piece of shit holy fuck
and there was a point where i wanted my country to enter the eu
holy shit i was a degenerate
fucking shit
fuck

>>127376222
https://youtu.be/FrdHtfE8OEU?t=14m52s

>>127375969
>God-BOG
It's Гocпoд.

>>127372100
To be honest i live in basically bumble-fuck nowhere and i like the "Zone" Aesthetic. Literally just walked giant guard dogs with my friend on a muddy half finished road at the edge of town with someone having a celebration and blasting turbo folk with wide open windows. I love it here.

>>127377779
1000 euros is even a little to much for basic needs.You would probably able to live like an American pig with that much(Soda,Meat every day,Get drink every weekend,a pack of cigarettes a day etc.)

>>127377873
To be fair, if the EU is rebuilt from the ground up, it can become a good thing. Uniting Europe as an idea is not bad. It's just that its current iteration is shit-tier.

>>127377779
You should really be fine with 1000 euros per month in Serbia you can live with 300 euros per month so I guess you will be able to save a lot of money of course depends how much you spend...

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>>127377176

I guess the winds in the wild would appeal to some people.But not me.
I need to hear the sounds of car horns and the occasional shouting in the street.
Call it a fault of character but helps me get by.

>>127377965
Yes,that works too
>>127376222
>>127376449

>>127371458
cheap burgers

>>127378066
no
slavic union is the only answer
europe is degenerate
slavs are not

>>127378116
Ooops, looks like I'm a bit late.

>>127377797
Yea I had, I live in Vojvodina and its the most multicultural part of Serbia so there`s your answer.

>>127378029
1k euros is comfy tier desu, get 1k saved somehow every month for a year and after that year you can get you own wooden little house near the woods will all modern appliances and lifestyle, thus living comfy until the end of your life. My own dream desu famalam...

>>127378066
>Uniting Europe as an idea is not bad.
It's the only way we can survive against Americans, Asians and other threats. Too bad leftists destroyed the idea.

Which balcanic countries hate each other and why? I need a quick rundown on post-yugoslavic wars and their main causes. Also which balcanic country will you recommend me to visit in the future?

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>>127377666

vade retro, satana
well, I guess mispronunciation would make me a bit outworldly and so more appealing to the girls

>>127378235
Makes sense. At least you never had to starve with all that Burek in every corner

>>127378380
As Macedonia anon said, and as I pointed earlier in the thread, there is also the Slavic union, provided Putin is excluded, as he will just try to take it over.

Love you all! We must unite and start a third Balkan war and kick muslim shit out.. We can split Bosnia with Croatia and everyone would be happy

>>127378430
Bulgaria-Everybody
Serbia-Everybody
Albania-Serbia and Greece
Greece-Albania and Macedonia
Macedonia-Albania,Greece and maybe Bulgaria

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>>127378029
>>127378091

thanks for the honest replies anons.
it does sound appealing to live in serbia.

ps. a pack a day? would be dead by 2020

>>127378247
This desu
I'm thinking of joining the legion so i can save some cash up get my portfolio going maybe work for a couple of years and then just buy a huge swath of land
doesn't even need to have a house
I'll build that shit brick by brick if i have to
I just want some land that i can murder any nigger that steps foot inside it
just hunt drink ride a horse
fucking amazing

>>127378247
Don't you ultra fast and cheap Internet in Romania? Become a dev and buy a house with that sweet freelance bucks.

>>127378616
This hasn't been true for quite a while, most people are finding other slavs to be chill now, it's time we fully buried the old rivalries. Eastern Europe is probably the only true uncucked part of the civilized world, and we ought to stick together.

>>127378525
putin is not allowed
he is part of slavic "friends"
you know our "allies"

>>127378737
Oh Serbs,used to be Nr.1 in smoking before they changed the taxes heavily.My father used to smoke 3 packs a day.

>>127378616
I don't hate anyone faggot stop strawmaning
except squiptars

>>127378864
Cost of a pack?
Here it's around 5lv.

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>>127377185
fuck off commie
i think we're all atheists desu

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>>127378616
>>127378791
>>127378927

What about Montenegro? What happens here?

Why is this Balkan general only made during night?

>>127378791
Oh of course,it is not true for quite a while.I just answered by the memes because after these threads,the Spain bro will probably run in at edgy memsters (who are asleeep now).Serbia in fact has the whole Black sea,Southern Eastern Europe,Craiova group thing,and we have some Neghbors program with Croatia where we exchange most of our military.

>>127379041
how much you faggots wanna bet i have the cheapest smokes?
post in euros

>>127378758
You need a degree for that and the study years include math. I'm not good at all in the field, I would amount to 0. I'll find a way someday, I'm not about to let my only dream go to hell.

>>127379129
Rich serbs and russians.

>>127379129
lots of sleeping

>>127379041
Used to be around 200 Din(1,8 Euros),now its around 300-400 din(3,5 Euros).

>>127379139
you can't sling shit when you're tired

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>>127378864

>3 packs a day

must have had a pretty demanding job, I think

>>127379139
By day, you squat in the park. By night, you squat in the heart. Now is the time to be comfy.

>>127379338
guess how much ciggies are here cunt

>>127379412
2 euros.

>>127379207
You don't need a degree to become a dev. It's a fucking waste of time. Source: doing it and most of the stuff I learn I could learn at home. And only basic math is needed.

>>127379412
90 denar

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>>127379129

very tall and very attractive girls is one thing i know

>>127379117
Guess why we are atheists?

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>>127379482
>>127379509
60 denars
1 euro

Could you tell me a good documentary about all the balcan conflicts? Not only the war of 90's but also about the source of every hate. English pref

>>127379412
1 euro?

>>127379501
Really? Whenever I've met a dev they only say how hard it is, almost impossible to start, demanding perfectionists customers and university on par with engineering as difficulty.

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>>127379501

speaking out of experience, you're going to need that degree some time later in life, so as to get to a comfier spot higher up

>>127379728
did you guess or did you see my post
>>127379655

>>127379374
How do you squat without blocking the blood flow on the legs, holy sgit

>>127379804
I guessed after seeing you are not replying to the Albo and Bulgarian i figured i had to go lower.

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>>127379655
https://www.expatistan.com/price/cigarettes/skopje/EUR

>The price of 1 package of Marlboro cigarettes in Skopje is €2.01 (123 дeн)

I was wrong by 1 cent, you shiptar.

>>127379663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPH7rPuNQ7Q
Well this one's a really old one for albania. It's good

>>127379663
idk just read wikipedia articles then read news articles from that time
you can spot the bullshit pretty quickly

>>127379845
Wat?Squating is healthy.

>>127379845
squatting is an art form faggot
we slavs have the best squat PRs

>>127379961
>implying people smoke jew ciggies
check the ones made here fag

>>127379845
t. 120kg

>>127378791
No wonder in my uni in the UK the Bulgarians, Serbs, Poles, etc hung around in different groups than the G*rmans and similar cucks.

>>127379757
They say that cause they don't want concurrence. Just learn a même Javascript framework like angular.js and you can immediately start to freelance you can learn it under 2 months online. It's that easy. Torrent some books about it

>>127380283
Blue Marlboro>everything else

>>127379845
If you squat with your heels in the air legitimately kys
worst squat form
you will snap your shit up instantly

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>>127379845

>blocking the blood flow on the legs

that must be the key to a successful multi-hour squat
stiff legs

>>127380510
not smoking> inhaling jew smoke

>>127379801
Depends.
Gov.and bank places? Absolutely. They ask for it
Start ups? Just show then your github

>>127371115
It's pretty common here.
Also fun fact Peter means rock or stone so that would be the equivalent but we also have that name: Пeтъp.

>>127380615
Never knew Petar meant stone as well tbhq.

>>127380772
like saltpeter or something?

>>127380515
Fugg

>>127381077
and don't be a faggot who doesn't do diddlies
best compound by far

>>127381077
Don't tell you have been squating with your heels up?It is not just a meme,it is actually bad.

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>>127369408
>Mudslimes
>Getting rid of mudslimes
>Massacring mudslimes
>also genociding muslims

based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h56gxgwaVHw

>>127381205
you know it kraut
it's tradition

>>127381178
Yes with heels.
Fuck

>>127381178
nonslavs are literally asking to snap their shit up

>>127381383
When you squat, if your heels are up, the whole pressure goes on the joints.
But if you squat on your whole foot, the whole pressure goes on the leg muscles, which is alright.
Better learn how to squat properly fast.

>>127381390
You would think after the immediate pain they receive in their foot fingers they would realize that just fingers can not support your body weight,but seem not.....

>>127380772
It comes from the Latin/Greek word petrus(rock) also name of Peter the apostle.

>>127381602
that's not why but whatever

>>127373770
You need to you need to give a reason that you would need a gun and if the police chief doesn't like you he can decide that you don't need one.
It's easier if you just get a hunting permit or work for the government, in forestry or something.

>>127381686
The more you know.

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Thanks for the /comfy thread anons.
it's goodnight for me.
bye.

>>127381629
it's weird how every slav ever knows institutionally how to do it properly

link the previous thread

>>127381857
Лaкy нoћ.

>>127381949
>implying i'm less lazy than you
wew lad

>>127381949
>>127357889

>>127376094
I saw on the ((news)) that a bulgarian guy was locked up in some military prison because of "espionage", have you heard anything about stuff like that?

>>127382153
i'm pretty uniformed on my country's news sorry anon

>>127382150
hvala

i dont get whats the reason for you to squat. i mean, does it benefit you in some way? you get more chicks?

>>127382275
you can sit without a chair
and get mad leg gainz

>>127369408

From left Albania, Bulgaria, Romania, Serbia, Slovenia, Greece, Croatia, Macedonia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, ?, Montenegro

Am I right? Who's the one with the bomb? Moldova's not considered Balkan?

>>127382275
You can do it anywhere.For example i had to squat in Greece to drink Vodka because they had no benches.Of course you can just sit on the ground and get your ass dirty like a dog,but no thanks.

>>127382448
bomb dude is a fake country you created fucker

>>127382448
Bomb is Kosovo kek.

>>127378430
I'm not sure about the yugoslavian places but we all just hate Turkey.

yugoslavia 2.0 when

>>127382700
and squptars

>>127382782
never
Slavic Union though soon™

>>127382700
That is true anon, we all hate those roaches, we all do.

>>127382976
balkan tradition from dawn of time

>>127382516
>>127382585

They put a map of themselves on their fucking flag

lol wtf

>>127383054
One of the most well known insults here is literary about those filthy roaches: Esti turc ma? Are you a turk? As in are you retarded, dumb, without a brain. Usually used when a faggot does not understand the most basic of things like 1+1=2 at the age of 40.

>>127383302
it's your fault faggot

>>127371379
Don't come here. We have the most retarded pseudofeminists uberleftists where everything is muh social right.

Other than that, the place is great

>>127383352
kek
every language should have that insult

>>127383302
It's a made up country lol,what the fuck where they supposed to put on it?Maybe they should have put an upside down Albanian flag,the same way we did with the Russian flag when we where de facto independent from the Ottomans?

>>127383352
Lmao I fucking love Romanian insults. Please more. How do you insult your ciganis?

>>127383352
we use Peзняк- Reznyak- circumcised or cut but I guess it's not for turks only

>>127383352
yeah think of a different one

>>127383352
kek all of you seem very pissed with turks. I bet that they think balcans is rightful otoman clay

>>127383670
I love how even albanians hate gypos
literally subhuman

>>127383352
BTW in German they say getürkt (turk'd) when someone is trying to scam you you say ey hassu mich getürkt? (DID YOU JUST TURK ME?)

>>127383830
Well my friend,did the Moors have literal Blood taxes?

>>127383830
No they're not that delusional
even when they occupied us they were a tiny minority
they were just modern day mayors and shit
the turk rapebaby thing is a meme

>>127383864
True. We got sanctioned by the UN because of too much mistreatment

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My grandfather was born on Zapuntel in croatia. I really want to go and see what it's like one day. I looked up pictures and its beautiful. What do you croats recommend I do on vacation there? And what would it be like moving there if I like it?

t. American Pharmacist who loves guns

>>127384076
they are just sad to look at though
We've had a gypo population in skopje for fucking years and they're still homeless
like the government just fucking throws money at them forcibly makes them go to school and shit and these retards still are homeless
I have never once seen a non homeless gypo

>>127384317
Gypos here still ride horses kek.

>>127384291
it's late i think the croats went to bed
I could answer any questions about the pcroatia though
i've been dozens of times

>>127384392
i ride horses
like equestrian
the shit on the Olympics
and seeing their horses in comparison to the ones i ride is fucking embarrassing
malnourished tiny cunts that resemble donkeys
and they're always fucking beaten every day
gypos are subhuman

>>127384454
is it cheap there?

>>127384317
Yeah ans they even arrived here

>>127383670
Ciori = crows
Boschetari = bush men
Aurolac = Sewer dweller
Tigan borat = Vomit gypsi
Cacat cu ochi = Shit with eyes

Synonims as gitan, nomad, arapină; cioară, cioroi; corturar, şătrar, şătraş.

Some things are named after them - like for example when there is primal chaos somewhere, we call it "tiganie" as in "gypsi atmosphere". The worst places and neighborhoods like Detroit or Malmo are called "mahala" meaning screech, associated exclusively with an gypsi environment. And many more I could go on for hours.

>>127384654
croatia?
it's basically the same as here or serbia

>>127384645
Yes,but these fucks don't do it for fun,they use ti to travel on the roads.Fucking subhumans.

>>127384317
balcanic gypsies are known for thieving here in Spain. just stop sending them here please, Spain already has his own gypsy population. holy fuck those guys suppose a really bad struggle.

>>127383649

They could have put a dead cockroach on it or something

>>127384687
>Aurolac = Sewer dweller
>Tigan borat = Vomit gypsi
Top kek
Fuckimg laughing hard \10

>>127384769
nice, i plan to visit it someday
on which places you have been?

>>127384814
They treat the white man's greatest allies like pests
horses dogs and cats
I've seen gyppos kick cats in the streets
murder should be allowed

>>127384687
>Sewer dweller
Topest of keks,are the Sewer colonies actually a thing.
Also
>Ochi
Come home Slavic friends.

>>127384687
>And many more I could go on for hours.
Please go on in the next generals
Love that shit, kek

>>127384963
>Murder is to kind
They should all be sterilized and put to heavy labor camps for the rest of their lifes.Some free work force is always good.