Brit/pol/ Literally Who is Tim Farron? edition

can somebody tell me why the fuck british problems have to become american problems?

Like I'm all fine with helping you and everything, but you guys are so fucking ungrateful that it's not even worth it anymore.

>wwi and wwii
>let's declare war against germany
>waaahhh america pls halp they're carpet bombing our cities!!
>70 years later
>heh we saved you from the germans in both world wars you should be kissing our feet

>2015
>let's hold a Brexit referendum
>Trump: Britain will be the first in line to get a trade deal
>almost a year later
>DRUMPF DIDNT CAUSE BREXIT HE IS A FAT UGLY ORANGE LIAR WHO ONLY HURT THE REFERENDUM

>now concert attack
>hey britain we stand with you in solidari-
>fuck you america, we just know you're responsible for this because of your never ending wars in the ME that sure we said we'd help but now we know we were forced into and it's definitely not about the role we played in partitioning the region after wwii or the Crusades where we pillaged over half the continent

The correlation between Cannabis and terrorism is as strong as that between Islam and terrorism

>b-but loads of people smoke weed bro most don't do anything

neither do most muslims

This does not absolve muslims or islam, just as it does not absolve cannabis or dudebros

This is Peter Hitchens' basic point

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>>127324590

would SNORE

>>127324689
Absolutely abhorrent post you fat fuck

http://www.strawpoll.me/13052705
http://www.strawpoll.me/13052705
http://www.strawpoll.me/13052705
http://www.strawpoll.me/13052705

>>127324294
Hopefully the next leader after milkman will be a proper classical liberal.

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>Punks, Freaks, Fuckers, Annoying, Weirdos, White, Racists, Stupid, Kaffir, Ignorant, Tarty (girls mind) Gormless..........

How he described his fellow students ten years ago. Sure he loves British people now though

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>>127324689
>This pasta again
KYS Americuck

>>127324795
sauce

Nth for oysters, clams and cockles

>>127324294
desperate anti - libdem OP

here's some better links

>BREAKING::: BRITISH AIRWAYS GLOBALLY HACKED : "Getting worse by the minute"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4547442/British-Airways-apologise-customers-facing-delays.html
https://archive.is/NLdCF

>No updates from BA, no damage control; passengers told they must leave airport & luggage behind
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/british-airways-it-failure-leave-airports-luggage-heathrow-terminal-5-gatwick-a7759381.html
https://archive.is/dT0FJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1K4ej4R2OI - "there is just no way for anyone to depart on an aeroplane from anywhere in the world"

>Ashcroft polling : CON 43%, LAB 42%, UKIP 7%, LDEM 6%, other 3%
https://twitter.com/LordAshcroft/status/868121603221196800/photo/1

>>127324853
>Implying we'll have a country after comrade Corbyn

>>127324857
needs mass reporting to bbc/itv etc

>>127324830
Maybe we'll just stop protecting you so best Korea absorbes you

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>>127324795

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We should really ban cannabis

>>127324857
Send all the shite you find to Paul Watson and Tommy Robinson. Tell them BBC are supporting sympathisers.

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>>127324857
>kaffir

>>127324772

Ooof lad, what a kinky mare she is

>>127323211
>>127323331
Why haven't British casuals gotten with the times and modernised; https://youtu.be/OqB6_BFEFIQ?

>>127324757
I don't disagree, and I myself am convinced by the evidence pointing to cannabis causing psychosis, but he loses points for throwing Brevik's steroid use as having anything to do with cannabis and others where he just asserts drug use ("X was a bodybuilder, so was DEFINITELY taking anabolic steroids, because of course")

>>127324689
Why do amerifats on pol unironically think they involved themselves in both world wars out of the kindness of their hearts and not to utterly fuck the established balanced of power (especially the British Empire) and enrich themselves to previously unimaginable heights?

>>127324962
You ready to see Chelsea get fucked?

>>127324999
Yeah I'm going to. Just going to do a bit more digging and compile everything neatly

>>127324757
he doesn't even specifically say terror attacks-- It's also spree killings in general.

>>127324757
>The correlation between Cannabis and terrorism is as strong as that between Islam and terrorism

trying hard to find what you're trying to say... please elaborate

>>127325070
I'm expecting to see a snackbar tbphwyf

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>>127324689
>>127324959
Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.' Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

>>127324294
Why are anonymongs inferior thread craftsmen?

>>127325070
HAHAHAHAHAHA stupid autist, arsenal are going to get a dicking here quote me

>>127324894

Have you been up all night mr rimmer

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>>127324994
I agree with this nice, young, morally upstanding young woman.

>>127324938
>that ashcroft poll
It's for fucking sedgefield the seat alone you twat

>>127325093
Nice one

>>127324938

more votes for jezza, neat

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expect the unexpected
>with British Airways

>>127325254
see >>127325199

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>>127325070

>>127325061
You literally just proved my point

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https://www.supportrefugees.org.uk/about-2/about/


so tolerant, it really makes me think.

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Tim Farron's homophobia doesn't fool me

>>127325263

>tfw so hyperfocused on the UK flag I instinctively check to see if the flag is the right way up on there wellys

It is btw

>>127325301

You literally didn't read my post.

I'm not even going to bother with the rest of your idiotic nonsense.

>>127325299
>Chelsea
>not multicultural

>>127324757
>The correlation between Cannabis and terrorism is as strong as that between Islam and terrorism

Nice to see that not all gooks are smart. The P(X is a Muslim | X is a terrorist) > P(X is a pot smoker | X is a terrorist). But what we are most concerned about is P(Y sympathizes with terrorism | Y is a Muslim) vs P(Y sympathizes with terrorism | Y is not a Muslim).

>>127325636
Perhaps you belong here
>>127321750
>>127321750

>>127325636
It's a pasta you mongoloid, why did you respond in the first place?

wew

>>127325877

piss on your tits

>bang on 5pm
>notice heat goes up a notch

here we fucking go, 6 hours of unbearable pressured heat

Mars when?

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Haven't wanked to anything but the PM for just under 5 months now

During the actual wanking process my mind hasn't even wavered once to a single other female, that's a fact

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>>127325877
Praise Allah

He's back for Ramadan!

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>>127325299
Fuck sake. Just seen Mertersackers playing. Hazards going to finish his career off.

>What is it with nigerians and fraud its like they HAVE to do it!
found a nice bit of racism. Will also give his uni an email.

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>>127325695
Arsenal fans make London look like Mogadishu

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>>127326110
>Mertersackers
Played about 30 minutes all season

>>127325738
Is this "yank banter" at work?

>>127325754
>Earliest date of this pasta is 24th May

You can fuck off too.

>>127325877
wrong trip

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So where you lads planning on moving to when Corbyn wins??? Spain for me

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Tim nice but dim. No way. He is completely anti Brexit.

>>127326239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwmmX0Ms3D0

http://www.strawpoll.me/13052844
http://www.strawpoll.me/13052844
http://www.strawpoll.me/13052844
http://www.strawpoll.me/13052844

heats too much lads

think I'm dying

>>127326126
>Homosexuality is an established practice in the lands and we all know how deplorable that is!
homophobia too. Got him lads.

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>>127326404
DELETE THIS

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>>127326279
>yank banter
We don't call it banter here in the homeland. It's called swag.

>lost 17kg since Feb.
Extremely happy because that's even with muh gainz
>still not lost an inch off my waist at all.
What.

>>127326314
Corbyns not going to win, they just want as large as turnout as possible and overwhelmingly stacked polls make people stay home.

>Celtic win unbeaten treble
Scottish football is more predictable than pro wrestling.

>>127326685
I've lost 12kg and my trousers all my belts have gone down a couple of holes

Who /ARSENAL/ ??

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>>127326743
CATHOLIC DOMINATION

Please anons. Our triplords are delicate and fragile creatures. A simple (you) thrown their way could irrevocably harm them as these normally isolated creatures are simply incapable of handling human interaction or comprehending basic social rules. If you truly care about our environment and our ecosystem don't reply to these majestic beasts.

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Which colour of tie are you voting for lads?

I might watch the cup final but I haven't watched football in years and have no idea who any of the players are.

>>127326685
If you do too much squat/dl you'll thicken up your midsection.
numbers mean nothing and you were fatter than you thought and still are
keep it up and get to the physical standard your parents should have made you maintain from childhood

>>127326696
Did everyone forget that polls narrowed near voting day in 2010 and 2015 as well

Shy tory effect will kick in once more.

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Is there any possibility that we will ever get more freedom when it comes to guns in the uk?

>>127326541
you absolute saint lad, be sure to get this all together and give it to bbc/itv and tommy rob. ARE GUY ANON

>>127327006
Not this year.

If there's a shy vote it'll be labour

>>127326543
>criticise anything but Islam

>>127326969
>get banned for posting anime

And I thought we had terrible mods

>>127327067
Not a chance

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>>127327129
>If there's a shy vote it'll be labour
Literally hasn't happened in decades except 2010 where the polls still underestimated the tories too due to the cleggmania meme.

>>127327067
In 2100 AD when a 70% wog population votes for the British Islamist Party, yeah

>>127327129
>shy labour

How. It's perfectly and socially acceptable to shout on the roof tops how pro labour you are.

Give that a go as a Tory. Especially on social media.

>>127327067
not now muslims are here lmao

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I saw someone make a heartfelt mummy cummypost the other day and delete it out of embarrassment

Fucking cowards this is anonymous

>>127327099
Cheers lad. I'll keep you guys updated.

>>127327129

Anyone can say you are voting Labour and nothing will be said, may be considered an idiot but nothing will be said. Say you are voting Tory in large parts of the country and you'll hear hisses and boos.

>>127326969
Good, you fucking nonce

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>>127327336
>this is anonymous

>>127327411
Wouldn't be surprised if the Tories are underestimated in Scotland

>>127327306
It's more socially acceptable to be a Tory atm
>>127327256
This election is different to the previous one.

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>>127324689
>Gets taken by surprise two whole years into a World War and continues to boast about it seventy-six years later

>>127327336

this is why we have 4plebs lad

>>127327548
>It's more socially acceptable to be a Tory atm
What the fuck are you smoking m8? Go on goybook and say you're voting tory. You'll be crucified by lefties.

>>127326969
Take the hint and jog on

>>127327548

Yes it's different in the way that it is even more socially unacceptable to vote Tory.

Cameron was a liberal first and a conservative second he said so himself, in this election we have "muh dementia tax", "muh NHS", "muh police", "muh killing disabled people". Meanwhile Labour are offering everyone free stuff.

You don't know what you are talking about.

>labour might take brighton pavilion

Fucking good.

>>127327548
>It's more socially acceptable to be a Tory atm

Mate you been watching too much PJW

>>127327306
Corbyn is hated around the traditional working class. A lot of people won't admit to voting Labour while he is heading it up.

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>>127327514
Do you think she gets a memo of the latest mummyposts? That would be good.

>>127327711
The one seat where labour winning would be good

>>127327639
BBC and most media are shilling for Tories
>>127327695
What are you smoking? It's very acceptable to support Tory. Waaaaay more so than supporting labour.

You know those people who think all these attacks etc. are false flags. They're not I know of two real people that I know (albeit not well) that were killed

>>127327797
reminder: mummy wants to ban mummy posting

>>127324294

Tim Farron is a goblin captain sent from MEUordor by the dark lord, Soros to hack at the ankles of the free peoples. He's a minor irritant and should go away after the election.

As for Katie Hopkins, she's a mouthy tart but I don't recall her mentioning a final solution ever. I'm gonna have to start saving screengrabs of tweets it seems.

Weird she gets 'deported' from the BBC for saying something that could be miscontrued as anti-semitism, but the Muslamics are literally intent on wiping out the Jews and just get more gibs.

Normal day in the UK.

>>127327855

What can I say, you're wrong, you've been told why you're wrong, believe what you want and come back and see how different the final polls were to the actual result in a week and a bit.

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>>127327877

>>127327877
Only muslims think they're false flags

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>>127327855
>BBC and most media shilling for the tories
Ok you got me there for a bit

>>127327831
And Anna Soubry and Ken Clarke's seat.

>>127327877
Was one of them Libyan?

>>127327855
What? Where is the "im voting conservative" facebook filter and show me anyone adopting the "im voting labour" one with any backlash whatsoever.

>>127327855
>most media are shilling for Tories

The media is doing the same thing it did in 2015, no newspapers have shifted their allegiances from what they were two years ago

>>127327982
Nah I'd rather them than a labourite. Wish both would be unseated by ukip but it won't happen

>>127327938
I'll see you on June 9 when Labour do better than expected.

Record my tripcode if you like. Won't use it until the 9th so you can identify me and apologise.

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>>127327896
>implying she would dress like she does if she didn't love the attention

>implying she wouldnt shlick one off to a quality mummypost

>implying mummyposting isn't what will save /pol/ from the great tory web purge

>>127328080
>no newspapers have shifted their allegiances from what they were two years ago
The independent in 2015 endorsed another tory-lib coalition, but is now buzzfeed tier and not a newspaper to be fair. But that's it.

>>127327960
How are they not?

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>Record my tripcode if you like. Won't use it until the 9th so you can identify me and apologise.

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>>127327982

Anna Sozzlebury received a £6000 donation from pro-immigration pressure group More United. I shit you not.

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fuck me lads, how do I delete my dick pic off this bloody thing?

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The blistering heat yesterday made me realise just how similar Birmingham is to a third world country.

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In two weeks time, this man will be your Prime Minister.

How does that make you feel?

>who is tom farron

wtf he's that psycho that wants to hang all the gays, don't vote for him!!

really hate our national anthem its garbage

When are house prices going to drop, I want to buy the dip

>>127328154
Well it would be hard for Labour to do worse. So a bit of a safe statement there.

John Curtice is on Sunday Politics tomorrow, remember to tune in for your dose of based polls man

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BIG SUPERIOR PROTESTANT COCK

>>127328158

Would fill her wellys with custard, probably Birds custard; maybe even rice pudding, in which case i'd opt for Ambrosia

>>127328154

Fine, the only other place I've seen people commenting seriously saying they think there will be a shy labour effect is when I visited reddit to see their delusion, so I know where you will be going back to until the election.

>>127328564
1pbtid

>>127328564
I hope he calls Trump a capitalist kike

>>127324857
cares so much for Britain as he is draped in a Pakistani flag and has some faggot Pakistani filter, never trust a Muslim

>>127328363
Is she in any threat of losing her seat?

>>127327855
Kuenssberg has always been pro tory.

>>127328605
Better than expected compared to polling prior to election, lad.


Talking about shy labour vote here

>>127328564
say that again after the polls released tonight

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Where will the first gulag be built? Cumbria?

>>127327256
Hacking 6 points is enough for a win without looking too suspicious then :)

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>>127328583
It's not the best desu

>>127328583
Don't know why they play it when most of the players are foreign.

>>127328583
Filthy dumb, republican scum.

>inb4 im not a republican, I want rule britannia!!

fuck off

>>127328730
>tory
>any threat of losing her seat

not this year I'm afraid

>>127328730
Unlikely, she had an 8% majority in 2015

Did you guys ever realize that Arsenals logo is a cannon as a cannon is part of a military arsenal.

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>tonight's polls put Lab and Cons neck and neck

>>127328678
It's pretty cute, it reminds me of back in the day when we'd be raided by Gaia but this time headed by a substitute Geography teacher.

ANDY FUCKING BURNHAM AT THE FINAL

BET HE'S FUCKING LOVING THIS

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>>127328637
Okay.

>>127328914
>>127328914
post the source, comrade

>>127328914
i doubt it. if that was the case i'd be very, very scared. But I think we'll see a slight swing back to the Tories.

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>>127328914
>trusting polls

>>127328830
kek look at that apologist andy burnham there too reeeeee

>>127328666
Not from reddit; Brit/pol/-er through and through.

I'm just going by my intuition, which has never proved wrong.

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>>127328909
crazy

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>>127328975
L0L

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>>127328743
>shy labour vote

>>127328996
He's memeing, there won't be any polls released until the early evening

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>>127327067
as much more likely as anime is

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BBC have cut the sound for the minute silence.

So has Mesut ozil not eaten or drank anything today since sunrise?

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>>127328743
>shy labour vote

>>127329136
some based guy in the audience shouted fuck all mudslims

>>127327067
Only in 2100 when kaffir (formally fox) hunting is reintroduced.

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>>127329193
I hope its on twitter then.

>kicking off 3 minutes late on the telly

Bet they delayed the broadcast in case the religion of pieces visits us

They cut the audio. No fucking way it was that quiet.

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>>127329057
Not for long.

NEW OPINIUM POLL

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 45% (-1)
LAB: 35% (+2)
LDEM: 7% (-1)
UKIP: 5% (-)

(via @OpiniumResearch / 23 - 25 May)

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/868505634332913664

are we going to have a thread just for the game or are we just going to do it in here? I haven't watched a game of football since the last world cup so I have no clue whats even going on.

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/868505634332913664

>>127329365
>it's actually real

Labour momentum slowing down

>>127329291
>>127329275
>>127329136
Guess why.

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it's over labour are finito

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Some of you are alright, don't go to Trafalgar Square tomorrow.

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Compo payout from BA

>>127329365
I think we have about five polls coming in today.

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>>127329371
Chelsea will win that's all you need to know anon

>since the last world cup
Did you not watch the euros last year?

>>127329493
>EU Regulation

Leavers btfo

>>127328909
>>127329049
Also Arsenal was founded by workers at Woolwich Arsenal which is where they made cannons, seems a bit coincidental if you ask me.

>>127329365
Hm, so momentum still with Labour but nowhere near to the extent YouGov suggests. This gives us nothing. I guess we'll just have to wait and compare to other polls.

>>127329490
Reported

NEW POLL

CON: 45% (-1)
LAB: 35% (+2)
LDEM: 7% (-1)
UKIP: 5% (-)

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/868505634332913664

>Ten point lead

Fuck it's all over

Hail Secretary-General Corbyn

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>>127329275
Post yfw screen goes black, cuts to BBC news.

>"Reports of an incident at Wembley Stadium"

>>127329490
>Reported

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LIB DEM SHILLS ARE RAIDING THIS THREAD WE HAVE TO PUSH THEM BACK

>>127329490
prepare to get raided

>>127329545
1-0

>>127329460
>>127329587
>+2
Cheese as chris, May

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>Labour gaining after a terrorist attack
The people of this country always find a way to shock me.

>>127329490

Reported to Mummy

>>127329697
>Inspect elementing this hard

>>127329697
I got a LD election leaflet today.
Brexit wasn't mentioned once, kek.

>>127329574
>£275 max and you have to provide receipts

We'd make them do much better than that, fucking BA kikes.

Chelsea LUL

>>127329365
>labour mongs celebrating 10 points behind

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Kek at Labour shills getting excited about Labour being 10 points away from the Tories.

Reminder that the Conservatives always gain a higher percentage of seats than their national vote share, so what might be a 10 point lead may actually turn out to be a 20 point lead in terms of seats.

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>>127329697
wait, so lib dem surge memes aren't taking the piss out of lib dems?

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>>127329365
>Corbyn is the worst labour leader of all time they said
>He was an IRA agent, an EU brexit shill, communist
>It was hopeless they said
>20 point lead, tory landslide

>23-24 May

waiting for some up to date polls smfh

did you guys hear that

Anyone know what people use to make those 'essential _____' lists?

Wenger going nowhere, like Corbyn.

>>127329697
We know you're posting this shit yourself, fuck off back to your hole and stay there.

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>>127329490
Mummy may if you read this please let me be your boyfriend

>>127329883
hes 10 points behind you mong and the election is in a few weeks

>>127329871
45-35 is a 90-100 seat tory majority on a UNS I think?

Chelsea cunts aren't wearing black armbands. They'll get some shite for that on Twitter.

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/868507118218956801

IMPORTANT. PEOPLE STARTING TO LIKE CORBYN MORE.

>>127329962
remind me what happened with trump

If Corbyn is going to win he needs the Tories to do another major cock up which is unlikely to happen now the manifestos are out of the way

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>>127329871
>he thinks the Tories are any better than Labour

Votetards

>>127329697
homophobic!

Well what would Corbin do about Brexit?

>>127327941
MayHem May is last skank on earth to be voted for, so is commie, so is that shifty farron... Not in the mood to talk about rabbied garage.
I wish Jezza (Clark'son(of a bitch)) would stand.

BA fooked- that's well funny, as not only out, flights in and all interconnecting flights affected.
Good! I chosen (couldn't afford break in Bahamas) to stay in this dump, so yer fooked and I'm happy as Larry, hugging special brew.

Of course, they'll blame NK, yeh, good luck with that

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>>127329365

And the pollster is right again...

+15% in reality

>>127330053
He lost the popular vote like the polls said he would?

>>127330123
He already said in the manifesto that he would take whatever deal the EU offered.

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Thunderstorm just rolled in thank fuck, that heat was killing me

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>>127325171
>well you're dead now
...
except a muslim blew up a bunch of kids at a preteen concert... who is actually dead now?

>>127330053
>Hillary predicted to win 2.5% more of the popular vote
>Gets 2% instead

>>127330076
>labour majority

Unironically impossible

>>127329365
>+7
>+5
>+3
>+2

lmao crashing this ship with no labour survivors

>>127329958
>Those shoes
Looks like she's been shopping at Poundland, might want to sack a few more Doctors Theresa!

>>127330123
>>127330202 literally this, he said he would go through with brexit but take basically anything

>>127330185
>>127330230
and a crushing trump victory

>>127330076
37 years is all they got?

>>127329612
>tfw HIV test is positive

IMAJUN MY SHOCK

>>127329365

Labour aren't actually winning over any Tory voters, the Tories have been between 44 - 49 consistently, all that is happening is a lib-dem bounce because of "free tuition fees" amongst other things.

>>127330202
So basically stay in the EU, because that's all they will be offering.

>>127330314
He lost by a load of votes, the US national polls were broadly right, they just got state predicitions wrong

>>127330202

whats corbyns immigration policy?

im thinking about voting him for the state-run economy, and the gibs- but what about the gypsies?

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>>127330314
>won a load of states marked as toss ups

Ok

>>127329612
What?

>>127330216
Perhaps the heat is making Muslims feel like they're back in the Middle East and that's why they go back to their roots?

Holy fucking shit look at the replies

these mongs seem to actually think Labour is going to win

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/868505634332913664

>>127330366
>Labour aren't actually winning over any Tory voters,

keep telling yourself that

May is harming the boomer vote with the dementia tax and targeting triple lock pensions.

Why do you think she U-turned?

>>127330444
not in the run up

>>127330448
He wouldn't say immigration needs to be lowered

>>127330546
brainlets elect

>>127330477
Wisconsin was the only real shocker

>>127330499
>>127329612
Is that Tommie's bum boy Caolan?

>>127327797
Corbyn has my vote, can't trust that Lego haired cunt.

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>>127330547
>boomers don't like May's social care policies so they're going to switch to a far left communist that wants to tax them into the ground

>>127330448
pro open borders.

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>>127330546
>the same shitty gifs on every Britain Elects tweet

they're running out of energy

>>127330552
>I won't lower immigration
vs
>I will lower immigration (but doesn't)

>>127330547

Yes how unpopular it is with the Tories still on 45 fucking percent.

When was the last time a winning party got that % of votes?

>>127330226
Listen mate you oughta learn a bit about banter before you run your mouth

>>127330547
>not in the run up
The polls in the last few weeks were all predicting a close thing if you ignored huffpoo and salon

>>127328370
Think she will keep it but who knows - her constituents were majority Leave and they may feel unforgiving

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>>127330653
>voting

>>127330547

Also boomers remember the IRA, so all of Jeremy's IRA sympathies being exposed will harm him with them big style.

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT NEW POLL AFTER NEIL INTERVIEW W/ MAY AND CORBS

>>127330679
1970.
Even Blair and Thatcher's landslides were 42-44%

>>127330448
Neither he nor the manifesto have stated any intention to bring immigration down. In fact the manifesto sets out ways in which immigration can be brought up.

>98% without green and SNP
Haha

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Aight, which one of you is this

>>127330921
for >>127330812

Why aren't Chelsea wearing black armbands?

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>>127330812
Stop posting fake polls.

>>127330448
Diane "Immigration isn't a problem, white people are a problem, and I don't identify as British," Abbott will be Home Secretary, and the rest of his party is made up by a majority of Blairite leftovers, and he's already said he's gonna bend over for the EU, and Labour knows that importing a shitload of foreigners will give them enough of a voterbase to basically run an uncontested Reich. So with that in mind, what do you think?

>>127330814

Exactly

Approval / Disapproval ratings of...
T. May: 45 / 34
J. Corbyn: 31 / 42
T. Farron: 17 / 40
P. Nuttall: 11 / 47
@OpiniumResearch, 23-24 May

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/868508038919016452

where's coco

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>>127330812
RED SURGE

>>127330921
Thats for Scottish MP's and greens are irrelevant

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>>127330682
>>>/bant/

>>127330954
>aspie and gamer

>>127330546
Don't gloat. You're going to be surprised.

>TFW came to visit my mum and completely lost my temper ranting about repatriations, bulldozing mosques and rwds for politicians when the Manchester bomb came up
>TFW she nearly cried and said I've lost all my humanity and she doesn't know me anymore

Feel like shit lads, didn't want to upset me mum it just spilled out

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Shit lads, looks like the Neil interview and terrorist attack really brought May down.

>>127330448
Not sure if this is what you were asking for but:

>"We will end racism and discrimination
>against Gypsy, Roma and Traveller
>communities, and protect the right
>to lead a nomadic way of life."

Should I apply to be a fishmonger? Pay doesn't look that bad.

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>>127331178
>Mfw hes loses by 20 fucking points

Cant wait to see you welfare leeches tears

>>127331205
>over 100% total
Fuck off

>>127330921
SNP only needed like 5% of UK votes to get the entire of Scotland last time. Will probably only lose a max of 10 seats this time.

>>127331238
Be a butcher instead, fishing industry is shit.

>>127331238
>Pay doesn't look that bad.

The smell might.

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>>127331023

G-guys he is actually going to do it isn't he?

>>127331337
My point is the SNP will get 4% this time nationally so that poll is horseshit.

>>127331391
No

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>>127331182

>Nearly 10 to 1 odds for Lib Dems to get under 10 Seats

Might place a cheeky bet

>>127331238
Why not Merchant Navy?

>>127331391
Not gonna happen. It'll level off at best for them from now.

People who post fake polls should be publicly hanged.

>>127330954
How can people as thick as this exist

>Corbyn gaining ground

>Tory shills desperately trying to spin it into a victory

Face it lads. Come June 8 Tory Majority is no more.

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>>127331391

At the very least, a last minute Labour surge means we might get 5 more years of Jeremy.

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>>127331205
>>127330812
you are scaring those who do not use twitter and will believe your fake nonsense. stop it.

>>127331311
Don't gloat.

>>127330812
Have some real data.

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/867876690365751297

>Shoeburyness (Southend) result:
>Ind: 37.6% (+1.0)
>Con: 35.2% (+4.7)
>Lab: 16.2% (+4.3)
>UKIP: 5.1% (-10.4)
>LDem: 5.1% (+2.5)
>Grn: 0.8% (-2.1)

Votes flowing from UKIP to LAB and CON.

>>127331569
That poll was +2, inside the MoE, the momentum is gone from labour.

>>127331708
*gloats*

>>127331406
depends what the +/- they give the poll is. Naturally the more niche the party the less accurate the results are gonna be because depends entirely on where the people you ask are from.

>>127331569
>corbyn still 10 points behind
>not being a reason for tory celebration

>>127331672
hitchens is a child molester

>>127331726
Huge ind vote makes this useless

>>127331753
It's literally a fake poll you penis, it's not on britain elects yet. He shopped it.

>>127330751
you're deluded if you think anyone gives a fuck about the IRA at all

all boomers care about is their own pensions and their kids (and kids kids), stuff like schooling.

If I was wrong Blair would never have held power, he shook hands with McGuiness and let half the IRA out of prison after all.

Can we have a reasonable discussion about the LIB DEM SURGE


How likely is it that they will stay under 10 Seats?