Brit/pol - Too Hot Edition

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THIS IS THE POWER OF AUTISM ?

USE THIS THREAD FIRST
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Now here's an unlikely couple.

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Security services warned about attacker, did fuck all
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/24/security-services-missed-five-opportunities-stop-manchester/

>Conspiracy Theorists blame Tories for attack
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4533372/Conspiracy-theorists-accuse-Tories-terror-attack-link.html

>Conspiracy theories refuse to be quelled
https://order-order.com/2017/05/24/rufus-hound-posts-may-conspiracy-theory/

>Threat level raised to critical; with no parliamentary oversight
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40023488

>May condemns "sickening cowardice" whilst suspending all election based activity
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/23/general-election-campaigning-suspended-after-manchester-attack

>Tory cuts forced us to put troops on streets: Police Federation
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/theresa-may-army-deployment-manchester-bombing-police-federation-police-cuts-steve-
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>Terror attack "plays well for May"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAK7r11t5w8

>Tory election fraud - no charges
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/10/cps-announce-no-charges-conservative-party-election-spending/

>May only taking questions from the media that have been pre-approved - tory press meekly complies
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-refuse-press-questions-pre-approved-michael-crick-election-2017- campaign-team-a7726856.html

>STRONG AND STABLE, STRONG AND STABLE


Reminder that Tory/MI5 Very British Coup in progress, lads

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>>127212379
>we're in the 'that mouthy cunt off The Apprentice became Milo' timeline
Christ

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Speaking of Milo...

Getting really mad that people actually think Mummy May and Comrade Corbyn are identical.

We haven't had a more stark choice since the 80s.

>>127212308
>see? muslims aren't bad since a british guy tried to bomb people too

>BRIT/POL/ OFFICAL POLL:
http://www.strawpoll.me/13011892/
>OVER 350 VOTES:
http://www.strawpoll.me/13011892/
>BRIT/POL/ OFFICAL POLL:
http://www.strawpoll.me/13011892/

What's the weather like in Britain right now

My dog is German
My coffee is Colombian
My IT is Indian
My car is English
My food is Italian
My TV is Japanese
My diamonds are South African
My licorice is Australian
My computer is Chinese
My wine is French
And I am an American.

Why can't Brits just accept that multiculaturalism and globalisation benefits everyone in the entire world, including third world countries?

22 dead Brits is nothing compared to the carnage you guys caused in the Crusades.

>>127215632
26 degrees and 45% humidity where I am

>>127215806
Is that considered hot?

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Start buying guns.

>>127215749
You can import goods without importing shitskins

>>127213543
>pick between one pro immigration antiracist globalist or another
such a stark choice

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>>127213254
>Friend and Mentor

LMFAO

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How is Corbyn so high in the polls? Brexit in danger.

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>>127215920

It's warm for the UK.

I think people (even Brits) forget how far north we are compared to the US

>>127215920
It'd be 78.8 degrees Fahrenheit according to google. It's pretty hot for here in the UK

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>>127212226

uhm....g-guys...?

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GORDON BROWN SAID WHAT!?!?!?!?!?

>>127212308
Looks like Maisie Williams

>>127216719
>corbyn has more online support

Wow who would have guessed?

Obongo visiting Edinburgh. Hope someone malkies him.

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Will he keep his seat?

>>127215749

>crusades

Oh, we're going to play that game?

Go read some history outside of your F*ckbook feed. Just for once. Then you'll see that the Muslims were responsible for more carnage.

Also can you even tell me when the Crusades were? No, you can't, because you cut and paste like the b8 bullshit you are.

LEARN

>>127216782
>corbyn has more online support

So did Trump though.

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Would you like me ... to be the cat?

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should I kill myself? I put unsure on all the liberal sounding stuff

>>127216782

>Twitter polls always have Labour at 70%+

Why is this?

>>127216867
Hope so, he's good to laugh at.

>>127216894
Britain and America are nor the same place

>>127212308
How long did he get? Should get 25+ years

>Theresa asked about cutting cop numbers
>completely avoids the question

She's like one of those shit dolls you pull the string on that can only say four things.

>>127216719
Britain First has more jewbook likes than all the normie parties put together.

Picturing it when PM Corbyn meets Trump for the first time and gets destroyed in grip of the Don's hands.

>>127216918

Galloway Kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiPonzAslFQ

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I just quit my job, lads.
How to find another one quick time?
t. Wageslave

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This quiz went offline ages ago, or it doesn't work well.
http://politicaltest.net/en/

>>127216922
Did you vote in favour of social progress? If so, yes you should.

>>127216980
I can't stand her but she has to win this election because Corbyn would kill Britain.

What a sorry state of affairs, where are the great men of old in British politics?

>>127216867
hell yes he's tough enough

>>127216922
>liberal

STOP USING AMERICANISMS YOU CUNT

WHY PUT UNSURE IF YOU HAVE AN OPINION YOU SILLY NONCE?

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NEW SURVATION POLL
>NEW SURVATION POLL
NEW SURVATION POLL
>NEW SURVATION POLL

3 POINT LEAD

IT'S HAPPENING

2 litres of water a day lads

>>127212308
Someone post his tutorial on how to remove a USB stick.

I think he actually has autism or something

>>127213666
Now now Satan I think we both know he was a muslim convert.

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>>127216462
Yeah I guess when you look at it y'all are way further north than what you'd think. It's 79 where I am too and it's a relatively mild day.

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>>127217216
I feel sick

>>127216719
students

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>>127213543
>Pick the old lady authoritarian pro-immigration globalist.
>Or pick the old man authoritarian pro-immigration globalist.
If this is the starkest choice we've had since the 80s then it really bodes well.

>>127217216
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>127217141
>kang has to win, or kodos will kill this country

>>127217141
>What a sorry state of affairs, where are the great men of old in British politics?

Where are the great men of old in Britain? The absolute fucking state of us these days, lads.

>>127217216
it's a good fake, but still a fake

IT'S TOO FUCKING HOT I WANT IT TO BE WINTER AGAIN

>>127217049
>Hi Joseph, you're the new President of England right?
>I-it's J-Jeremy and eh not quite, we have a parliamentary sys...
>Oh yeah right, sorry about that James. Lets make some great deals. Do you know I have the best deals?

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Why are you staying in alone tonight, anon, shitposting on here?

Why aren’t you out right now on a terrace in some swanky city centre bar having a drink with a lovely lady?

>>127217216
>panic now

kind of want gomrade gorbynovsky to win just to see how fucked up a country can get

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>>127216922
no, bash the fash

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This is amazing! I love it!

>tfw so blackpilled I just enjoy the decline

>>127217416
I'm fucking loving it.

I want to move somewhere hot to be honest. Somewhere like Spain

>>127217518
t. roastie that wants her tab paid

>>127217356
You can't compare the two. May is a damp rag manageress but Corbyn would crash our economy with no survivors. We'd be Venezuela tier and fuck only knows how many wonderfully diverse newcomers we'd get in.

>>127217518

I couldn't be around normies at the moment lad, I'd end up causing a scene between current events and this heat

>>127217216
>Survation
Shit tier pollster. Dropped.

>>127217664
>Spain
>Hot

>>127217518
Well, because there's terrorists knocking around with bombs and I don't want risk my life for a pint of beer. I'm in the countryside and even I'm paranoid.

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He's going to win isn't he?

>>127217216
Stop lying pls

I want to go home lads. I'm tired of this shit hole, but how do I go back in time to home? Now where I grew up isn't safe to walk the streets.

I just want to go home..

>>127217759
Where do you live Tyrone?

>>127216743
Can't even remember what she actually said. Was she being a bigoted woman or was it just people having any excuse to down the Brown?

>>127217518
Because they're (nearly) all degenerate, braindead whores who can only discuss Eastenders, rubbish films, rap music or far left talking points and they should all be beaten over the head and thrown into the sea?

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>>127217216
very exciting poll senpai...
maybe this election is not over...

>>127217797
Of course not.

The """""""""polls"""""""""" done exactly the same thing last election and brexit.

>>127212226
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/24/security-services-missed-five-opportunities-stop-manchester/
Sounds like there were some Muslims trying to do the right thing by turning him in, and the imam preaching against extremism. Why the fuck didn't the security forces do anything about this? Also, why are backpacks allowed into concerts? I recall back in the 1980's, before terrorism was a general worry, that we couldn't bring backpacks into concerts because of drugs and alcohol concerns. What has changed, other than that there is even more reason to ban backpacks now?

>>127217518
hyperhydrosis in this heat and nervous sweating would render me a soaked autist right now

Allah himself has sent this heat to test us brothers.

Stay strong and show your resolve, for it will be over soon.

>>127217797
No

>>127217912
who do you vote qt

Be honest, would you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6ZWOH-bMO0

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>>127217863

The only people who come out with shit like that are the NEETs on here, lad. You ought to get over your social awkwardness and you too could join me on the terrace with some lovely ladies.

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>Super majority for 2 categories
>Centrist

>>127218007
NO

>>127217863
Spoken by an edgy pastelord Brit who never gets any puss-puss

>>127217739
>le theresa may will lower immigration THIS time meme

Also, the economy is in a shit-show anyway. Selling everything off isn't a long-term business strategy.

>>127217053
What a cunt.

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>>127217926
Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.' Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

>>127218007
so rotten she actually pushes me to the left

>>127218007
Obv yes.

>>127217739
Now this is hyperboleposting

>>127218007
Cracking tits

>>127217926
Because they are corrupt. 1400 girls were raped in Rotherham and they covered it up. They also covered up the Hillborough disaster. Our police are a joke.

>>127217863
You're right you know. I mean, I don't actually talk to any females other than my Mum and Aunt but yeah you're right.

>>127218115
Yawn. You said this last thread too.

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>>127218007
>face like a bag of spuds
>tits like big pillowy train buffers
>the voice and sex appeal of a low grade slap-up grill

Phwoaarrrrr yes

>opened all windows
>opened the doors
>still not reducing the temperature in the place

God has forsaken us, with this lack of a breeze.

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Leftwing people are tattooing themselves in erm... solidarity?... in response to the Manchester bombings.

>>127217847
New England

>>127218115
>low IQ brown brit detected
Quintessential!

>>127218007
Cracking tits

>>127218230
Whoa
Hivemind

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Actual new Survation poll, not the fake one.

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https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/868150771321327617

>>127217848
She mentioned eastern Europeans claiming benefits and that was all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTr8IVWBuPE

>>127217518
I'm in a shit load of pain

>>127218030
I'm old school and I've had my fair share of evenings out with women, anon, thank you very kindly. Most of them are fucking degenerate whores. The ones that aren't... I've never met one yet that I was attracted to.

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>>127217986
m-most likely UKIP but I might not vote. I live in a labour safe constituency so it doesn't really matter senpai...
who do you think I should vote for?

>>127218309
FAN
A
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>ISIS want to target rural areas

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/fears-isis-want-carry-out-8028428

This is how they wake up the sleeping giant

>>127218324
Will they add notches below it for every subsequent terrorist attack in manchester or even the rest of the UK?

>>127217797
Yes !

>>127218441
Always archive clickbaiters.
https://archive.is/cmEPW <- mirror.co.uk article

>>127218356
not even a convincing fake

>>127218356
PURPLE SURGE

>>127218324
how does this even compute in their minds. If you want to help donate money to the families or some shit

>>127218356
Nope

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Would a Corbyn win be better or worse for everyone's favourite merchant, Gyorgy? Or would May be the better goy for him?

Beeb already spoiling tonight's Corbyn interview with THE NEIL: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40065876

>>127218382
BTFO HAHAHAHAHA

>>127218324
Well thats it ISIS are done for

>>127217843
Is that a Morrissey song

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>>127218382
>Do YOU support it
>doesn't answer

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Labour's polls keep getting higher and higher while Con's keep going down

How do we meme our way out of this one lads?

>>127218464
Yeah I tried doing it in inkscape and it turned out shit.

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>>127218510
Begone!

>>127218083
She probably won't lower immigration that much but she isn't ideologically driven by open borders like Corbyn and half his supporters are.

>>127218189
It's not. His economic plan is straight out of a sixth form class for retards. Inflaltion would skyrocket and wealth would be chased from the city.

>>127218382
Oh christ it's going to be a blood bath.

>>127218072
Fuck off, you Australian cunt. You come over here and you'll soon come to the same conclusion.

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>>127218466
To be fair I think that this big tattoo thing is somehow linked to giving money to the victims* or whatever

*victims as in the people who were blown up; not British Muslims who as we all know are the real victims in all of this

>>127218115
Please Brittney.

Brit/pol/ is the worst

>>127218441
this is actually frightening since it would indicate that nowhere is safe

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>>127217856
thats a big phone kek

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Pints on me when this comes in lads.

>>127218478
Not better or worse really, maybe his tax plans would be a little harmful but in the long run brexit would have harmed Soros more than any minor tax alteration.

>>127218334
About the same weather as us innit?

>>127212308
Looks non white to me tbqh

>>127218421
UKIP or spoil your ballot
[spoiler]or ""ironically"" vote labour if they're guaranteed to win anyway[/spoiler]

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>>127218356

terrible fake

>>127218584
Yes, begone from Europe you slimy invader. Your wife in afghanistan says "baaaah!" which I assume means she misses you.

>>127218445

this was my first thought. If they start getting 'solidarity' tattoos to frantically distract themselves every time snackbars snackbar they'll look like fucking Grateful Dead roadies by the time they're 40

>>127218649
ah I had no idea, still a strange way of showing support in my opinion

>>127216966
>25+ years

Fucking why?

>>127218441
IS ANYWHERE FUCKING SAFE?

>>127217797
No chance, he's the ultimately doomed monster from a horror film. Enjoy the frisson of fear while it lasts.
>The Mummy vs Count Trotula

>>127218649
even the pakis hate her kek

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>>127218404
>I'm old school and I've had my fair share of evenings out with women, anon

Of course you have, anon. Of course you have.

Such a pity you can't leverage this worldly-wise experience into securing an evening on a terrace with a lovely lady on the hottest night of the year so far, instead spending it on here. Must just be bad luck.

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>>127218309
Get a Mr. Freeze (jumbo size), pull it out of the wrapper, quick blast under the tap to wet it and pop it up your arse. Works a treat.

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Is this when they activate all the sleeper cells lads?

All those """""refugees""""" that came across.

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>>127218780
Tarleton did nothing wrong!

>>127218778
Whenever I try to edit text on the tweets through the javascript thing it never works, how do you do it?

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Labour has suspended one of its vice chairmen in Surrey after he suggested that the government would be willing to “blow up their own people” to secure power.

Daniel Ewen’s comments come in the wake of the Manchester bombing, which led to the deaths of 22 people after a terrorist detonated an explosive device as crowds left an Ariana Grande concert on Monday.

>>127218685
just wasted your money anon

>>127218462
>>127218441
And I'm sure the government will give these rural communities guns in order to protect themselves.

...Right?

>>127218664
unlikely, hardly anyone lives there
if they really put all they had into it they might be able to take over a town for a few hours

>>127218584
>butter knives standard issue the the Royal Army
Kek

>>127218894
Sleeper cells are a myth.

At most there's maybe two, but I doubt there's any to be quite honest.

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>>127218382
Jesus fucking Christ why doesn't he just say no? Could have avoided that whole shitshow with one simple word.

>>127218937
>lelbour

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>>127218566
If this doesnt convince people then nothing will

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSIQAKpaR20

>>127212226
>we knew about the bomber and did nothing but never mind that, we really need to monitor and restrict internet usage to stop terrorism!
How much of a simpleton do you have to be to swallow this horseshit?

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>>127218770
>ironic labour voting
my favourite meme desu.
I think I will vote UKIP, senpai. my conscience won't allow me to do anything else...

>>127218937
May probably did let it happening to avert from her many U Turns

>>127218940
Buying pints for the lads isn't a waste mate. Turnout will be 65%+

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>>127218837
>>127218664
START

BUYING

GUNS

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>>127218063
Could be worse in some respects.

Why do people keep using 'children' as an excuse to institute a surveillance state when the police were informed about the terrorist FIVE FUCKING YEARS AGO and only 1-3 children died?

Is GCHQ trolling us? They having a laugh? Are MI5 spooks jacking off in the office closet to the thoughts of seeing my wank pics?

>>127219002

>entire week since bombing has been nothing but other cells getting raided

you been smoking that whacky baccy lad?

سوف يفوز حزب العمل

>>127218566
We can only hope that Neil takes him down.

>>127216719

So he has 3x as many followers after tweeting 30x times as often lol

>>127219104

is there a movement going on to roll back those ridiculous hand gun laws you bongs have?

>>127218901
>>127218901
>enemy surrenders
>execute them all
Such honor, many valor, wow

>>127218382
JUST

>>127219039
Army state soon if she cheats to get in again 24 Tory Mps cheated last time

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>>127219074
>no ukip here
i'm abstaining from voting
i hate this "democracy"
i vote for you to be happy

>>127219151
There aren't any sleeper cells.

There are groups of radicals that form cells but they tend to carry out attacks quickly.

>>127218873
Whatever, Cuthbert. The fuck are you doing here, then?

>>127216719
Lmao she didn't even have twitter before she was PM

I love this lady

>>127219087
I am on about you getting your win from online bookies

>>127219122
if neolibs were that nationalistic it wouldn't be so bad

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What if there's a conspiracy and the Tories want to deliberately lose to Labour so Brexit won't happen?

>>127219104
t. American proxy

>>127219331

ah right, fair enough

>>127218324
>sporting our worker bees

Is this some Manc slang or are they actually tattooing worker bees onto their body?

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Can't wait to see Corbyn BTFO Andrew Neil in a half-hour

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>>127218749
Lel not even close. Anyone who tells you that has never been to both countries. New England gets colder winters and hotter summers than Britain, where the temperature doesn't change by all that much because of the Gulf Stream

>>127219242
Pffft no.

Current gun culture people in the UK actually are very quiet, because the general mood in the UK is extremely anti-gun. We don't want anyone kicking up a fuss and then getting even more ridiculous laws in place.

It's not so bad atm, if you're willing to jump through some hoops you can actually own quite a few firearms of different types and specifications. You're just normally not allowed to really use them for anything, lol.

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>>127219316
w-well thanks senpai... I am happy you want me to be happy
my constituency is even worse. Labour have double the voteshare of the cons, who are second place

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>>127219402
How so? Worked with trump

>>127219137
or your lolita anime collection

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>>127219434
Even so he's not wrong, get yourself some gats my tea-sipping compatriot. A four-winds shotgun is decent enough for street-brawls if you can get your hands on shotgun shells.

Information posted purely for hypothetical/satire/informational purposes of course.

>>127218324
>The Prophet (ﷺ) cursed the lady who practices tattooing and the one who gets herself tattooed, and one who eats (takes) Riba' (usury) and the one who gives it.

>>127218566
Labour were, at times, ahead of the Tories in 2015 and still got curbstomped across England and Wales.

Only people who vote for Labour are students, shitskins and northerners.

>>127218072
t fat abo cuck

>>127219122
>Large majority for country over world
>??
>Neo-liberalism
What did they mean by this?

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What do you expect from Neil vs. Corbyn lads?

Corbyn is arguably a better speaker than May but Neil is a Tory through and through.

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>>127219378

Shitposting until 7 after which I will head into town to sit on a terrace with a lovely lady.

Who wouldn't want to spend the hottest night of the year so far sitting on a terrace in the company of a lovely lady?

>>127219179
BTFO paki

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>>127217216
We're coming...

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>>127219655
Cunt

>>127219655
The prophet knows

>>127219688
neo-liberalism originally meant nothing more than a kind of "progressive" social view combined with relatively free markets and a social safety net

>>127219663

Even then the polls barely rose above 30%. We're in 40s territory now nigga

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>people think Corbyn has a chance because of a couple of polls

>>127219543
I've heard he actually did really well. I'm starting to get worried.

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all brits in /pol/ are shills until proven otherwise
reminder that uk is a rat den of kike cocksuckers, subservient to the redshield royalty of pedophiles. one could even call brits the mother of all ills, since they gave birth to both isreal and the big fat dog of satan that is called usa. uk not only protects and spanws pedofiles en masse, these are knighted for what is deemed an honorable deed in uk, raping little children. maybe this is why they are eager in letting mudslimes roam in their streets and fuck whoever they please and their children too, it seems as if both cultures were made for one another
> inb4 y u le butthurt lmaoxD
no, brits simply are disgusting and vile lmao

and reminder that every bit is a shill unless proven otherwise

>>127219699
Pics or gtfo.

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>>127219701
Yeah you're coming... whilst a big imported black man is coming inside your missus, you commie cuckold cunt

>>127219615
Its been discussed many times about online betting sites not paying out

>>127218007
>ywn have her sit on your face while she misquotes the Qur'an and drinks Carling

>>127218901
>goes to live in Britain after the war
>still gets shunned because of his reputation as a crazed barbarian

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The GAP store in York city centre now has a model wearing a hijab in the front window.

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Hey lads which box am I supposed to tick?

>>127219543
Thought she was holding a huge hyper-realistic dildo in that jar, but it's just her hair covering her arm.

>>127219901
(((york)))

>>127219648
we'll be relying on farmers and their dusty air rifles they use to take out the odd squirrel

>>127219830
Don't even recognise your flag, that's how relevant your shitstain country is.

>>127219605
i predict that you live in barnsley east
i'm sorry that you live in a shithole, regardless
when you get a nice girl to take care of you move somewhere nice
labour strongholds will fall first

Our Favourite Allies:
1. USA
2. France
3. everyone else

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Post 'em lads

>>127219785
Tories are in the 40s, Labour are in the 30s.

Corbyn's getting a lot of support, but half of his supporters are simply going for the anti-Tory vote, like with (((Milliband))).

>>127219919

The one with the pretty flower next to it

>>127219919
Oh fugg you just reminded me, I haven't even opened my envelope yet.

>>127217926
>What has changed

More hurt feelings and "oppression".

>>127219434
No, just a guy who lives in the countryside about 40 minutes straight drive from the nearest major police station.

>In response police are planning an intelligence-gathering base in south west England equipped with a unit of specialist firearms officers on standby to deal with any terror threat, it has been reported.

That's all they're doing. Helping with response times. That's fucking pointless because 5 Jihadis with guns could annihilate this entire village before they even suit up at HQ.

>>127219919
How did you get 2 votes Abdi?

>>127219699
>sitting on a terrace in the company of a lovely lady?
Wow I bet it will be Car crash to see you in your Anorak pestering women an leering at them then being beat the feck up Top Kek

>>127219648
Can confirm that anything by this ID is pure satire.

Who else is fucking sick of Mancs making the terrorist attack all about their city?

>>127219919

>five cuckold brigades

might as well just chuck a dart at them

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>>127220051

>>127220022
It's Panama, he likely gets plenty of shitty limey tourists. No offense but your tourists are scum of the Earth.

>>127218382
a politician through and through

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>>127220051
>America
>Ally

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>>127220054
vroom

>>127219701
Hero of the Nation

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>>127220038
>barnsley east
nah, I live in Newcastle desu. t-though I won't say which constituency. i-it's not a shithole senpai... I like it here.

>>127220110
Registered in two constituents, can only choose to vote in one of them though.

>>127220051
I vote to ally with Russia over America and Poland over France.

>>127220165
Imagine if it had been in Liverpool.

>>127220181
Have a hard, fucking long look at yourself in the mirror mate.

>>127219977
my purely hypothetical air rifle has woodworm and is 100+ years old

>>127219552
England is windy as fuck compared to New England though. Makes England seem way colder than it is.

>>127220054
hah could be me

>>127220181
Probably getting the chavs, they are scum but god bless em

>>127220147
Just reminded me, I've nearly ran out of toothpaste

>>127217518
Just at a boxing class.

Name a better song for days like today:

https://youtu.be/v0VrjRmk1gw

https://youtu.be/-u5Fu_Aw9hw

https://youtu.be/m648v4s5sFc

>>127220094
Buy a shotgun and learn how to use it then you Cornish pasty.

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>>127219919
Con i reckon. In all honesty, your constituency is fucked mate.

>>127220078
>Irish names
I don't even eat potatoes that much though

>>127219790
Holy fuck I think I remember watching the stream of them working on removing that statue last year but I never knew that THIS happened.

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>>127220210
What? A red car?

Lads, d'you reckon that if Labour surges too far, that Theresa will rig the election?
Do the Tories have the ability to rig or sway the election? (beyond running the corporate media / propaganda machine)

>>127220319
I fucking hate the wind. It is the worst thing about the weather.

>>127220286

to be fair clap tourists are annoying but at least they're not pissed-up orcs

>>127219919
Jim

>>127220346
Are you the big lad from the other day?

>>127220063

Well a lot can happen in two weeks my dude. May's been slammed for her shit manifesto, dementia tax and her role in cutting the services in the aftermath of Manchester. She's certainly not gaining fans like Labour is right now.

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>>127218654

>>127220286
I'm never anything but very courteous when I'm in a foreign country. I don't get why you react so negatively, ask any yuroloser on this site, the ones who get Brit tourists all hate them.

>>127220270
Both seats are safe for their respective parties. Just vote UKIP.

>>127217156
because it's things that are up for debate

>>127220092
Be sure to choose what Allah would want for us senpai

>>127220267
probably central based on vote projections and what you said about labour having twice the vote share of cons
expect a maid dress to come through your postbox in a few days

>>127220511
Mm a lot of ppl will vote solely on NHS funding, don't mind the rapeugees askong as the after care is good

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>>127219830
Nobody talks that way about our used-up whore of a mother but US, Wherever-istan.

>>127219977
Well you might get lucky and blind a kebab before his pals behead you. How's your IED game?

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>>127218834
He set off a bomb anon, why do you think?

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>>127220267
What's this anime m8? I can never find out

>>127220282
keks

>>127220612
They're all up for debate. That's the point. You put what you think.

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>>127220139

Why would I be wearing an anorak on the hottest night of the year so far?

Why would I be wearing an anorak when on a terrace in the company of a well-dressed lovely lady?

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>blocks your path

What do Brit/pol/??

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>>127220165
>>127220282
>>127220688

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>>127220165
I'm getting numb to it at this point. Everyone's the victim aside from the people who were torn to pieces and their families, they're just a side-note. #PrayForManchester #NotAllMuslims #PrayForDidsburyMosque

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>>127220319
I wouldn't push it lad. They genuinely get extremes of weather we don't have.

>>127220346
Ballet class more like you poofter

>>127219699
>he isn't gay

>>127220734
Ur making my skin crawl a bit m8.

>>127220735
How are they different from Labour?

>>127220167
>cuckolds
I believe the soon to be legally enforced term is "gentlemen"

>>127220715
could do a lot more research, is what i mean

>>127220735

please tell me you knocked that up in Paint to b8 brit/pol/

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>>127219844

My gf when we went for cocktails last week.

>>127220789
I mean in general. The discussion began with the yank being baffled that we consider Spain "hot".

>>127220351
Roof down, out on country roads with a super cute bird and this comes on (it happened once... and now I lose sleep over the memories)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoo9Vu1a9bU

>>127220351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcb1ZN7Jo_4

>>127220735
I unironically agree with making it easier to access education and council housing... but then she goes off WAY in to the deep end

I mean, what the fuck?!

>>127216553
>>127216553
>>127216553

NEW

>>127216553
>>127216553
>>127216553

>>127220319
Lived in NE. Amazing summers. Terrible snow in winter. And I mean terrible.

>>127220364
but Nicholas is Alexander McQueen's cousin, aren't you even effay?

>>127220393
They cheated last time with a majority of 24 seats that were rigged , so Yes an if she wins there will be a UK Civil War .

>>127220921
Ur gf is hot does she do anal?

>>127220670
Can't I defend my home with the deadly kitchen knife I almost had to bin?

>>127220319
I dunno, you've never really felt true cold till a lazy wind cuts through three layers of clothing after it's been below 0 Fahrenheit for a week. Only thing remotely close is being in Northern Scotland in the winter

>>127220735
>the workers revolutionary party have the same manifesto as labour.

>>127219699
you going to sit on the porch with your mum anon?

>>127220734
>Why would I be wearing an anorak when on a terrace in the company of a well-dressed lovely lady?
Cos you been at your day centre licking windows all day peryy anorak lad

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>>127220921
Does she have a pet Tapir by any chance?

>>127220998
Sure, just craft a device to hurl it very fast at your target, maybe utilizing some manner of explosives and multiple butter-knives for a more even spread.