/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - PAY UP EDITION

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>tfw just got my lease application approved and moving to Dearborn, Michigan in July to start a new life in the US of A!

I finally got my dream job you guys! I can't fucking wait to move to America! Any of you lads want to meet up at the sports bar for a pint of craft next month? I'm gonna be a Yank!

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It's afraid.

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>all that Pence hate in the last thread

>>127129034
YOURE A CUNT

How many bongs until the Montana results

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>San Francisco Values
can we turn blacks off from the Dems with this?

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AWOO AND FUCK YOU JANNY!

fuck silicon valley socialists

>>127129034
Fuck off with this copy pasta

>>127129034
>Dearborn

It will feel just like home!

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Greg "Got a camera? I'll bodyslam ya" Gianforte
Greg "Journalist? Meet my fist" Gianforte
Greg "Renegade +2" Gianforte
Greg "Numale Reporter Body Distorter" Gianforte
Greg "Strike a Kike" Gianforte
Greg "Smash the Glasses" Gianforte
Greg "Piledriver" Gianforte
Greg "Smite the Semite" Gianforte
Greg "The Hebrew Slammer" Gianforte

Looks like we dodged Krauthammer this week.

>San Francisco values

AKA faggotry

>>127129034
at least you'll be around less muslims

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>>127129034

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T R U M P
R A L L Y
U L
M L
P Y

JUNE 1st
Cedar Rapids, Iowa (best bote)
Start gathering Iowas for Iowa Rally.

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Mensch is plumpin for trump?

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ESPN BTFO

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Isn't this the WHY sports guy show?

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>>127129107
Can't wait to read the results during work. The reddit salt will be delicious.

>>127129165
Mister Ethnically Clean

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AWOO

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>>127129088
Why were people hating on Pence? The new narrative?

>>127129088
Pence didn't make atheists vote for Democrats

that's implying humans in bulk aren't a hive mind like blacks, gays, and Hispanics. Majority of the time atheists will just vote Dem because Republicans are "muh ebil christcucks"

>>127129168
DON'T SPEAK HIS NAME

>>127129119
Yes. I've been saying this. Blacks are actually not a very progressive community. 80% of them are Christians and something like 90% of gay-bashing cases are committed by blacks.

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>>127129107
>>127129240
4

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>>127129107
>The first results are expected around 10:25 p.m. Eastern
https://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/montana-house-special-election

>>127129086
undelete this it was a good post

>>127129165
Greg "Breaking News" Gianfort

>it's a Tucker reads a letter episode

These are always good.

reposting from a few threads back

The reasons for the Syria airstrike

>He abides by his red line, shows USA is no longer indecisive and weak
>Shows his strength to the Arab world
>Saudis respect Trump and see him as a strong leader and they now lick his asshole after he gets half a trillion dollars of deals from them
>sends a warning to Iran
>Airfield was operational next day so it did not help the terrorists
>airstrikes occurred whilst he ate chocolate cake with xi of china. Sends a message of strength and gains him leverage in nork talks

for some reason, Obama was trying to empower the iranians which upset the balance of power in the middle east and the arabs became less friendly with USA. now of course thats changed with Trumps anti iranian stance

The best thing about the Saudi trip was that he also brought Egypt back as a strong ally again after Obama abandoned them. Seems he has a good relation with El-Sisi, they met when trump was a candidate and hit it off pretty well, Sisi was one of the first to call and congratulate trump on his win. also the first time sisi has been to the white house despite being pres for 4 years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-DkEnPkbBI&t

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>>127129289
WHO DISTURBS MY SLUMBER

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>>127110521
GET THE FUCK IN HERE /POL/TARDS
>>127110521

>Biggest scandal in U.S. political history being IGNORED by MSM DESPITE FISA Court EVIDENCE
>Involves 'institutional' abuse of NSA surveillance practices by Obama Admin
>Obama knowingly lied to the public (see pic related)

SOURCE: http://circa.com/politics/barack-obamas-team-secretly-disclosed-years-of-illegal-nsa-searches-spying-on-americans
PROOF #1: https://www.scribd.com/document/349261099/2016-Cert-FISC-Memo-Opin-Order-Apr-2017-4
PROOF #2: https://www.nsa.gov/news-features/press-room/statements/2017-04-28-702-statement.shtml (Archive: http://archive.is/6lQjF)

When do we expect results for Montana?

Okay, since wresting is the new meme with the guy in Montana, who is the WWE counterpart to Trump and his immediate Cabinet:
>It can be anyone past or present, dead or alive, any era or incarnation of WWE/WWF (WCW crossovers allowed):
>Trump
>Pence
>T-Rex
>Mnuchin
>Mattis
>Sessions
>Zinke
>Ross
>Carson
>Kelly
>Mulvaney

>>127129168
Didn't we get him Monday during the attack?

>tfw huge The Smiths fan
>tfw Morrissey has always been insufferably liberal
>turns out he is redpilled on muslims

That was a pleasant surprise

>>127129354
voting closes in one hour

so late tonight

>>127129377
>>/asp/

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>>127129034
Sure start to delete or ban AWOO posts and pictures but copypastas like this, constant spam of random are A-OK?
MODS CORRAL YOUR JANITORS

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How much money have the Dems wasted on this Montana seat?

also, AWOO~, first and last and always.

Hannity is only poking the Seth Rich bear to deliberate get fired. He wants a $30M-40M buyout like O'Reilly. He's going to Sinclair/Newsmax, lilely for an equity stake

>>127129322
RIP Santana. You kept them in check.

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>>127129306
>9:25pm my time
Right before work, perfect!

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>>127129183
Who better to be a Russian agent than the one pointing fingers at other alleged Russian agents?

>>127129354
I think an hour

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>>127129442
That's bigger now

>>127129425

I was stunned last night that Bono said something not completely cucked. Nice to know that at least some of these liberals have something resembling a conscience.

>>127129377
Trump = Ric Flair

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ANYONE

SURPRISED???

>>127129126
Based.

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T-MINUS 90 MINUTES UNTIL MONTANA RESULTS

https://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/montana-house-special-election

>>127129265
le furious fags d'fedore attacked from nowhere

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>>127129470
CENTRAL TIME MASTER RACE

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>>127129377
Trump: Trump

>>127129377
>pence
goldust
>carson
booker t
>ross
scott steiner

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>>127129433
This is why background checks are a necessity.

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>>127129309
Saved before it was gone. Fuck jannies

>>127129377
You left out Gorka, and he's Bradshaw.

>>127129377
Trump=Trump. He is in the hall of fame.

>>127129377
the wwe counterpart to trump is trump himself

>>127129309
kek, why are edits considered "bad posts" ? They are humorous and relevant.

>>127129497
What'd Bono say?

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>>127129566
Fucking fedora tippers. Pence is good.

>>127129165

Greg "Bench Press" Gianforte
Greg "Report a lie? Prepare to die" Gianforte
Greg "Bruise the News" Gianforte
Greg "MSNBC My Fist" Gianforte

Why are mods so fucking jewish? We can't even Iowapost even though she's the crown jewel of the US Naval Fleet.

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>Sadiq Khan, Emir of London
Holy fuck, Tucker.

>>127129680
>Monday Bloody Monday

>>127129680

Something along the lines of "these are people who will kill even little girls, they have nothing in common with us".

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>>127129034
you better be white

>>127128942
Wtf. I just posted a post on another thread, and a new one pops up. Weird. Never mind, you know. Ask a Commie anything.

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>tfw just got my lease application approved and moving to Mournhold in First Seed to start a new life in The City of Lights-City of Magic!

I finally got my dream job you guys! I can't fucking wait to move to Tamriel! Any of you lads want to meet up at the inn for a bottle of skooma next month? I'm gonna be a Fetcher!

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>>127129751
The madman.

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Did Shareblue ever bounce back from being BTFO earlier?

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>>127129712
Guess we got /qa/ jannies or r/srs ones

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>>127129536
It's fake news. 2 left wing idiots were arrested and that's it.

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>the five

>>127129820
can anyone translate daedric script? mine is rusty

>>127129178
>this picture
God damn I didn't expect to laugh when I moused over that thumbnail.

>>127128942
>they found a more articulate and more annoying nigger than Juan Williams for thie ep of The Five
dis gon b gud

>>127129838
i dunno but it would be fuckin sweet if they could take down jaren during their fall into irrelevancy

This is it. The moment of truth. Who does America like and believe more? The (((media))) or good ol' Americana?

>>127129838
What happen?

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Honestly I love Melania, she's literally the perfect First Lady. She's cultured, speaks so many languages, is outright beautiful and actually kind. I know it's speculation and I don't know her in person but every time I've seen her she knows just how to act, it's amazing. I couldn't even blame her if she was a gold digger, Trumps a billionaire and I think she was totally okay with fucking just him until he passed, then she'd tastefully find someone new. Then he became the fucking president of the united fucking states, like holy shit if you knew you'd be married to the president you would have picked Bill Clinton. Sure Obamas a great candidate but you've really never been into black guys, Bills just a suave ass hat from Arkansas. At least he can play sax and had a big ol seiner. But no you chose the sure thing, the guy who thinks he has one over you because he dyes his fucking skin orange and uses spray hair. You chose the dude with such mad dick envy he can actually go up to a presidential debate and explain why he has a big dick. You chose the dude who hasn't driven a car maybe ever but won't let you because 'No Melania we'd have to stop and ask for directions every 10 minutes because you're a woman' 'No Donald I know we're just going to the Bruegers Bagels on 8th and Lexington and if you'd not wear a suit every second you're not golfing and say "IM DONALD TRUMP" everywhere you go no one will recognize us.' 'No Melania My daughters super pretty let's ask her, you know I'd be fucking her if FUCKING YOUR DAUGHTER WASNT SO GOD DAMN STIGMATIZED!' As Ivanka hangs up the conference call with Jerry and Putey, she explains 'No Melania...'

phew what a tuckening
its over now I can blink/breathe

who is morissey?
is he /ourguy/

>Richard Fowler

I'll be damned, they managed to find someone worse than Juan Williams to replace Bob.

Never ever watching the show again.

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Why do you guys hate journalists? They're the cornerstone of a free democracy.

Yeah, a lot of them dislike Trump, but they're doing their duty of speaking truth to power and trying to ensure that any scandals in government are brought to the attention of the people.

They report - you decide, it's simple.

Unless you believe people are sheep who need a totalitarian state-controlled media telling them what to think. Because a free media looks like this. You don't hate democracy do you? That's very un-American.

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Hey, they got a new punchbag nigger

>>127129808

How commie we talking about? Boinie Sahndars commie, or True Communism™ ?

>>127129838
I don't know but I've never been a Jared Kushner fan

>>127129820
>Come, Nerevar. Friend or traitor, come.

>>127128955
<>< BANE

>>127129962
You've never heard The Smiths?

Wow did they finally fix The Five from a stupid talk show?

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>tfw just got my lease application approved and moving to Stockton, California in June to start a new life in the US of A!

I finally got my dream job you guys! I can't fucking wait to move to America! Any of you lads want to meet up at the sports bar for a pint of craft next month? I'm gonna be a Yank!

>>127129962
>Who is Morrissey?
Only 90s kids will remember.

Why do most people here hate communists? Not all of us are those "Left" -Wing SJWS.

>>127129978
Did they seriously add Richard to the cast?

>>127129989
>truth to power
You mean lies to people without power.

>>127129891
I click X as soon as I see Kim's joker mouth. Show's days are numbered. There will be a lineup switch-up again when Hannity is sacked

>>127129989
>but they're doing their duty of speaking truth to power and trying to ensure that any scandals in government are brought to the attention of the people.
Then Obama should be in jail.

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>Theresa May footage on Manchester boombooms
>this is the PM of the UK

>>127129425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIUv9gdejhU

>>127130120
I'm a 90's kids and I only first heard about this guy from two of my friends, one who is my age and one who is 8 years older than I am

>>127129989
You changed your narrative quick

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>>127128942

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Is this the beginning of the Great BTFOing?

>>127130126
GAS YOURSELF

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>>127129803
>you better be white

>>127129930
>i dunno but it would be fuckin sweet if they could take down jaren during their fall into irrelevancy

>Ever wishing success to Shareblue is literally heresy

>>127129954

They tried to reboot a 3 month old MSM meme back into the narrative.

>>127130029
>I don't know but I've never been a Jared Kushner fan


I'm not either, but I won't take Brock's shill line, period.

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>muh red pilled
>muh based
>muh MAGA
>muh triggered
>muh anti-feminism
>muh cuck
>muh neck yoursef
>muh white nationalism
>muh white supremacy
>muh n-word
>muh sp*cs
>muh anti-diversity
>muh global warming denying
>muh anti-academia
>muh Alex Jones
>muh Wendy's
>muh Hitler
>muh fascism
>muh fake news
>muh fake polls
>muh Pepe
>muh Muslims
>muh anti-gay
>muh transphobic
>muh degeneracy
>muh Jews
>muh high energy
>muh baking
>muh new bread
>muh Joe posting
>muh anime wolf girls

Holy shit, you "people" are fucking pathetic and are the jokes of the internet Their is delusion and then there is /pol/.
Seriously, kill yourselves now.

>>127129075
it has to be publicly broadcast so we can scream PC POLICE when someone doesn't dodge a comment in the ((correct)) manner

>>127130126
because they're cowardly faggots who cannot be depended on

>>127129600
those fuckers.

are they deleting maga awoo's? i've been gone since last week

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I personally am glad that the janitors are cracking down on awoo.

Like it's cool if you post a wolfgirl with a thoughtful comment, but /ptg/ was devolving into like 50% soft core anime porn which is suddenly politics related since you shopped a red hat on her

WILL TRUMP FINALLY GO ON THE OFFENSE WITH ALL THIS LEAK SHIT?

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>>127130211
Stop being tsundere, ladyboy.

>>127129989
We decided that they are political and corporate shills that promote race genocide to create a multi-ethnic consumer class.

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Oh boy I am in deep fucking shit /pol/. GF found out I donated to Trump campaign. She is throwing a hissy fit, calling me a pig and shit. She managed to calm down.

She is 30
I am 27

She has been pretty clingy lately, and keeps bitching to me about the need to settle down and her biological clock. I'm not her first but I do like her alot, got promoted a few months ago and my boss is training me to be his successor. I wanna focus on that. The other caveat is that i'm shit with girls, could not get a gf for the life of me in college and H.S. Only when I hit 26 was i getting good results.

What do I do? Also fuck /adv/ they give shit advice every time.

>>127130225
BTFO? Nigger it's RICO time!

>>127130126

Communism can only work by taking from some and giving to others.

In a society of like 10 people, that probably works, the old sacrifice for the young all the time...When you're talking millions of people, the only way that is possible is through horrific totalitarianism, to say nothing of the fact that communism doesn't actually fucking work at all.

Life in Russia BTFO

>>127130091
Stockton???? First thing you should do is get a gun.

>>127130153
Replace The Five with Laura Ingraham.

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A Jew goes to temple one Sabbath day. He looks to skies and prays "Oh Yahweh! I'm deep in debt! I implore thee to let me win the lottery!"

God does not answer.

The next week, he goes to temple again. With greater passion, he looks to God and shouts "Oh great Yahweh! Please, I have to win it! I implore thee to let me win the lottery!"

God does not answer.

On the third Saturday, with tears in his eyes, the Jew falls to his knees and throws his hands to the sky. "OH GREAT YAHWEH! HELP ME, PLEASE, LET ME WIN THE LOTTERY!"

The clouds open. God descends from the heavens and shouts... "GOLDBERG, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, MEET ME HALF WAY AND BUY A FUCKING TICKET!"

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>>127129989
>cornerstone of a free democracy.

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>>127130259
>another quality leaf post

>>127130330
>Oh boy I am in deep fucking shit /pol/.

So old. That pasta is just cancer. Not even so cash.

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>There's a cuckold who delets her for free

>>127129165
Greg "OUTTA NOWHERE" Gianforte

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>>127129989

I remember when Canada was the USA's best bro :(

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>>127130306
>we know the names of the leakers, gonna deal with them once Trump is back
What do you think?

>>127130297
Its just the one so far and we're almost to halfway towards bump limit.
They're not being posted anywhere else on /pol/ just ITT only. The only ones who complain are the newfags who arrived after April 7th.

>>127130330
\\\\\\dump her you still have half a decade.
Her eggs are already bad

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>>127129168

>>127129433
Report all rogue mods/janitors. Send an email to admin when this happens.

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>>127129600
>checked

So the fbi didn't give house intelligence commity the "memos"?

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>>127130438
nice one

>>127129925
thanks, /tg for a while was the best board.

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eta until MT results come in?

Can't decide if Gianforte or Kobach is more based.

Do I want a guy who will deport all the Somalis or one who will literally smash liberal reporters' faces?

>>127129930
You just don't get it do you?

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>jannies now deleting typical /ptg/ posts
>leaf and fluffy remain completely untouched and spam the threads with copypasta
>absolutely none of their posts are ever deleted

>>127130656
3 burgs i think

>>127130438
I like this

Someone post the Trump Pepe NATO pic

>>127130626
That's right I forgot.

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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

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>Janitor trying to silence Awoos
Pathetic

>>127129377
trump
steven richards (RTC gimmick)
eric bischoff
dunno
cactus jack
mick foley gm
dunno
hhh
2cold
dunno
dunno
linda

Can we cancel the 5 and just give Tucker another hour?

Watters world is only decent when he does street interviews

and that greg guy is fucking annoying and can't say anything without raising his eyebrows

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>>127130330
>>126359796
>>126194090
stop spamming this shit you fucking faggot

>>127130330
>GF found out I donated to Trump campaign.
You lying cunt.
That's illegal unless you live in the US, leaf.

>>127130306
wait until he gets stateside you clown. he's doing presidential things right now

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>>127130770
I know

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>>127129165
>Greg "Smite the Semite" Gianforte

>Buy a tactical flashlight bley bley, $20 on TV

Annoying

They're $7 bucks online.

I hate the media

>http://archive.is/shw2k

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I hope you European numales have your collective anuses sealed tight. In a few hours Ramadan begins.

>>127129034
We don't need anymore Muslims there you """british""" faggot

t.Michigan

>>127130728
Polls close at the top of the hour.

Wait, what were the leaked pictures from the Manchester attack? ANybody have them?

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>>127129168
This thread is moving so fast that no one will notice my post admitting that I unironically like Krauthammer

>>127130770
day of the mop when

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>have the five on in the background while I'm just browsing
>hear a voice I haven't heard for ages
>look over at my other monitor
>this fucking retard is there
Oh shit, is he the new #2 for that seat after what's-his-name got fired and Juan Williams gets #1?

>>127130821
LED mini maglight is better.

>>127130765
Snooki? Everyone has had that hoe.

>>127130626
http://www.businessinsider.com/fbi-comey-memo-jason-chaffetz-house-oversight-2017-5

They denied the request as predicted.

>>127130874
You sick fuck

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>>127130874

>>127130874
He's alright

>>127130933
Always archive known sources of clickbait. If site, dump on archive.is; if youtube video, rewrite domain in url to hooktube.com

https://archive.is/klGlF <- businessinsider.com article

>tfw I have an astrology final exam tomorrow
>tfw can't stop shitposting on /pol/

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>>127130659

You can only smash faces once.

Deportation is forever.

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>>127130765
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you low energy bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Trump University, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret transactions, and I have over 300 confirmed deals. I am trained in art of the deal and I’m the top realtor in the Upper West Side. You are nothing to me but just another transaction. I will wipe your bank account the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with being very unfair to me over the Internet? Think again, choke artist. As we speak I am contacting my highly-paid firm of lawyers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the lawsuit, liar. The court date that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking broke, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can negotiate with you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively protected in courtrooms, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the armed private security and I will use it to its full extent to deport your miserable ass from the face of the continent, you loser. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “libelous” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will Make America Great Again and you will drown in it. It's time for you to leave, illegal alien.

>>127130874
Cripplehammer

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>>127129589
Can you bring one of these to the Fox Cities in Wisconsin? pls

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when is president trump gonna start going on the offensive?

i feel like im losing and not getting sick of winning like he promised.

we're gonna lose all the seats in 2018 and eventually the election in 2020 if we dont start winning soon.

healthcare, taxes, and travel ban are huge L's for us

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48 hour Janitor hiring.
Probably filled up the ranks with angry leftists.

>>127130908
Seems like it. Wouldn't mind seeing a roastie flipping out though

>>127130961
This bot doesn't archive the NYTimes

>>127129377
Marlon Bundo

>>127130134

He's on there tonight, so assuming it's not some kind of one-shot guest host deal I'm assuming yes.

>>127130770
They have better luck shutting down ED than deleting all Awoos.

Chose your favorite:

>problematic
>religion of peace
>wrong side of history
>racism
>islamopohbia
>it's [insert current year here]
>transphobia
>Toxic
>Moderate Syrian rebels
>mansplaining
>privilege
>gays are people too
>bigotry
>trans-[insert word]
>[insert word]-kin
>[insert word]-queer
>patriarchy
>progressive
>cis triggered
>Not all muslims
>We all bleed red
>We came from Africa
>If it didn't happen where did the pictures come from
>Racist
>Homophobe
>I can't listen to this bigoted shit (the ultimate irony)
>Its mostly cultural Born like it
>Hate
>Pseudo-science
>Compassion
>uncle tom
>internalized racism

>>127130544

>Justin 'If you kill your enemies, they win' Trudeau

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Not sure if 88D chess or not

>>127130874
Who's this sick fuck that keeps putting random objects on his little doggo's head and taking pictures of it?

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>>127130544
We didn't catch you because we grew up and realized how awful you were.

>>127130961
Mr. Bot, you don't always have to remind us every time. Once at the top of the thread would probably be enough.

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>>127130438
Good one!

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Wrap it up boys, Greg already won.

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>>127131012
>tfw my application will probably get ignored again

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>>127130944
please don't have me, Tuck.

>>127130962
>Astrology

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>this election
>this president

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So wait, are janitors going after Iowas now?

>>127129553
Is anyone else not looking forward to this? I feel like if he loses this its a sign that we are going to crash and burn in 2018.

>wake up
>montenegro, a literal nothing of a country, gets shoved aside

>>127129442
even if they win
>its montana
I lived there and it was a literal mad max wasteland with like 60 people tops

>>127130789
This is good for evidence now.

>>127130965
There should be a Kobach general if he runs for Governor of Kansas in 2018. There is no one to the right of him on immigration, he authored the Arizona bill that allowed any person to be questioned about their immigration status at any time, and punished employers who hired illegals.

He needs to win the GOP nomination in 2024 over Pence, or at least be Pence's VP.

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>>127131012
>21:11:11
>9:11:11
spoopy

>>127131173
YES

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Michael Tracey's Twitter is litty

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>>127131204
I really need to move there.

>>127129600
>get him stigmatized in Japan

They really overestimate their own reach don't they.

>>127129168
*breathes heavily*

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>>127131182
>Is anyone else not looking forward to this? I feel like if he loses this its a sign that we are going to crash and burn in 201

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>>127131117
This guy's Tweets are restoring my faith in humanity.

>>127130662
you're seriously defending (((jared))) the usurper?

>>127129442
I just heard $18 million was spent on the race...much of it from outta state

They didn't say how much dems spent themselves

>>127131173
Hot Pockets is going too far these days.

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>>127130985
That would be nice. It seems that there's no shortage of Kwik Trips. I mean there's three in a 2.5 mile radius in Grand Chute alone.

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>>127131173
They won't be able to do anything about Iowas.
Upcoming Trump rally is in Iowa so its relevant and political.

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>>127131173
janitors and leREDDlT are fucking based

>>127129442
Dems barely spent in IIRC

>>127130330
Your relationship is doomed. You can't deceive someone if you want to be close to them.

>haven't been banned
Am I some kind of....leaf?

>>127131345
Keep sucking the MSM's cock, shithead. Keep guzzling down that narrative.

>>127131307
How do you get stigmatized in a land that avoids communication outside?

>>127131173
Does-it-for-free goes after anything they don't like, not because they're improving the quality of the board.

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>>127131117
Why is he blackpilling his audience?

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>>127131137
I don't even want hot pockets, I just want to be able to try and make this board better. It is so bad these days. It's /b/ 2.0.

>tfw even if they accepted me, I'd be let go for actually escalating off topic shit to be deleted but the mods don't want to be assed with doing their job

>>127130438

A rabbi is walking by the cemetery one day when he sees an old Jewish man collapsed over a gravestone, rocking back and forth in tears and screaming "WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE?"

Concerned, the rabbi comes over and says "my friend I am so sorry, is it your wife that has passed away?"

"No," sobs the man, this is the grave of her first husband. WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE?"

>>127131376
This is the Austrian's post you've got saved

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So what's the next stop in the Trump Lectures Our Vassals tour?

Who here /Ramadan/?

I'm celebrating while my wife will be visiting the asylum center

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>>127131162
>steal your son's girl to have your son to have to fight him

>>127129820
>>127129921
>the red year was almost two hundred years ago

>>127131376
That Austrian got rid of his flag.

>>127129377
>>Trump
trump

>t-rex
the undertaker

>mattis
sgt. slaughter

>carson
mark henry

>kelly
trish status

>mulvaney
mankind

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>>127131288
>>127131290

Taleb's been telling us all along that the problem has been their lack of skin in the game...

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>>127130503
Really rude desu.

>>127129820
we could uh
go to the moon if y'know what i mean

>in;b4 stop criminal scum

>>127131493
kek

>>127131182
The only downside if he loses is the media spin that the Dems are finally turning things around. Which is a flagrant lie, since the Republican body slammed a guy and the Dems probably significantly outspent him like in the other recent races. But all signs are pointing to him winning anyway.

>>127131068
>>127131088
That was only since the 70's. You can still catch us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqPbngon0Jw

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>>127131288
kek this one is great. The media has no credibility anymore.

>>127129318
Maddeningly underrated

>>127131345
>you're seriously defending (((jared))) the usurper?

Ease up, Shareblue. You're meme from march already got rekt.

You might shift back to suggesting Pence is gonna scram the whole thing.

baconator fries are food of the gods

>>127131460
>ate a legit hot pocket for the first time in like 8 years because they were on clearance for $1.50 a box and they were those 'food truck' special ones that claim to use real food as ingredients
>burned my fucking lip, all blistered and shit
Fucking dangerous food

>>127131420
i haven't voluntarily exposed myself to a piece of MSM news in a decade, if you can't tell that the democrat jared is bad fucking news than you're cucked beyond all hope

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>>127129240

>>127131570

I would love for one of these blue-check fags to interview me after voting. Especially CNN.

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Ivanka and Kushner caught an emergency flight out of Rome and no one knows where they are.

>>127131570
based blackpilled voters

>>127131647
You are such a fucking idiot.

>>127131060
>Moderate Syrian rebels
This is a winner for sure.

>>127131290

>the largest foreign minority in Montana is Canadians

Maybe I should become one of them.

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>>127131570

>>127129034
>Dearbon

There is a liquor store on Michigan ave that will treat you right.

I recommend trying Bells - twohearted ale

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>>127130438
>>127131463

>>127130659

Why not both?

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>>127128942

I'LL JUST LEAVE THIS HERE ...

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I miss old memes

They were so innocent

How often do jannitor reviews occur?

What is Fox News's primetime lineup this fall? People are going to get fired. Changes will be made.

7pm
8pm
9pm
10pm

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>>127131663
Thanks for the Prinz Eugen, friend. Have a Bismarck/Prinz Eugen combo.

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>>127129165

>>127131615
Truest words

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>>127129702
>Greg "MSNBC My Fist" Gianforte

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>>127131564
Dad should have given us a heads up to catch you.

>>127131689
good response air force cuck you really showed me, now get back to gobbling on rabbi jared's circumcised schmekel

>>127128942
Hey ptg are tattoos degenerate? I feel like getting a ton though but they're all gonna be pro western civ with a couple fuck around tats, like the quote "England for the English" kek

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>>127130962
good luck lad

>>127131767
not often enough, these faggots are overstepping their bounds

>>127131570
I love these people

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>>127131712
You're not fake news... You're Loser News

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>>127131742
As with all memes, Reddit destroys them all

>>127131742
The time for peace is over, anon. Now sound the drums of meme war.

>>127131742
before 9fag and plebbit....
I didn't expect feels and memories

https://twitter.com/Merfralex/status/867722334429487104

>>127131493
Excellent use of flag.

>>127131647
>>127131851


It didn't sell. Take your loss and move on.

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>>127131790
Guess ill shitpost some more and keep on playing EU4

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>>127131512
YUKIPO A CUTE

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>Victor, MT man: "I would've done the same thing if somebody was in my face... the media's half the problem these days."
>He voted Gianforte

kek

>>127131767
Whenever site leadership feels like it. It's not that big of a deal, every time there's a rush of retards who think they can play Mr. Board Police and they're eventually removed or learn to do it properly.

>>127130330
Leaf Life
https://youtu.be/gGu5ery1Gco

>>127131045
I'm not a bot, I just use technology to help out. Any way, included.

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>>127131173
day of the mop is coming, janitors are first to go

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>>127131787
7pm: Juan Williams Reports
8pm: Shep Smith News hour #1
9pm: Shep Smith News hour #2
10pm: Daiy Wrap Up with Bob Beckel

>>127129778
the culture is shifting
may the west finally be uncucked

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Whoa, wait a second. The dude on The Five right now is not Don Lemon!? Who the fuck is that guy then???

What the fuck I confused the Fox White House guy with Major Garrett for years too.

>>127131647
>>127131851
That's enough, ShareBlue. You're done.

>>127130330
#1. You hid it from her. If there is no trust then you should not be in a relationship.
#2. She is bitching about it. If there are political issues between you two its a bad idea to have a relationship.
#3. You're a leaf. That would be illegal.

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>Probable cause for a citation but not Felony Assault

HOLY SHIT HE'LL JUST GET A TICKET!!!

>>127131787
7pm dobbs
8pm tucker
9pm hannity
10pm more dobbs