>Impossible to buy a house in Australia >Impossible to

>>126525744
whats wrong with tinder down there?

>>126525744
>impossible to get laid because of tinder
You're using it wrong

>>126525744
I spit on your ancestors and take a shit on your children. I drink your milkshake and slap your hoe in the ass as he passess by , he likes it.

>>126525744
I was just at Union Market in D.C. (if anyone is from around here). Wealthy White people food. They (of course) sell avocado toast for 9 dollars.

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>>126525744
> tinder
> making it impossible to get laid
Wut?

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>>126525808
Same thing thats wrong with it in every country

It's for Chads ONLY

>>126525744
>>Very difficult to get a good job thanks to outsourcing and ethnic immigration

Because it would be easy to get a job if the white Australia policy was in effect and there were only white immigrants?

your trolling is /b/ teir. lurk more faggot.

>>126526266
But every man can be in the upper 5% of men, don't you know? You're just not trying hard enough.

>Use tinder for months
>Spend hours a day on it
>Only get 2 matches
>Neither message me back

A FUCKING LE- wait what?

>>126526266
>It's for Chads ONLY

>>>>/r9k/

>>126526266
are you implying women arent slutty enough to fuck multiple guys? Chads get all the best women, lesser chads get more women then they should but they are still plenty of women chad refuses to fuck.

go for with the ones who between obtainable and chadworthy. Pretty enough to bang but ugly enough to obtain.
Ugly chickswith big tits/ass are the ones who will never fuck even though you would normally be in/above their league. They have pump/dump value that the others dont have so they fuck more chads than the prettier ones you can get with.

>>126525808
Chad the problem is even worse in OZ hypergamy is in over drive over here.

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>>126526448
Considering that we had full employment in Australia until the White Australia Policy ended, yes.

>>126526448
>Because it would be easy to get a job if the white Australia policy was in effect and there were only white immigrants?
Yes it would actually.

>>126526266

I thought everyone in australia was a chad

>>126526266
>earn an income
>lift weights
>get a good haircut
>whiten teeth
>see a dermatologist for your acne
>shave neckbeard
>dress smart
>don't use tobacco

Unless you literally have disgusting inbred features or are a shitskin, it's not that hard to be a top 20% male. Everything listed can be accomplished with moderate effort.

>>126526852
They fuck multiple Chads

>>126527095
>earn an income
You mean earn six figures.

>>126526448
>would it be easier finding a job if the job market wasn't flooded with surplus foreign labor
Of course it would you monumental fucking retard.

>>126526591
It's a self-esteem booster for women. They don't actually want to fuck you, they just want to know that you would - unless you're chad.

>>126525744
How expensive are those fucking avocados in the first world?

How does tinder make it impossible to get laid?

>>126525744
um he was saying that millennials spend too much and they need to save money.... what's wrong with that?

>>126526266
>>126526917
haha stay pleb beta cucks

>>126527302
No I mean something more than your 15k/yr part time min wage cuck job. Find what you're good at, market yourself, and win. Most household incomes barely break 50-60k, with two earners. You can make 40-50k by yourself by finding the right jobs, and that will allow you a comfortable lifestyle even without a degree.

The best ways to become wealthy are 1. stay out of debt 2. budget 3. save and invest. Anyone can do this even at the lowest income levels and still retire wealthy.

>>126527549
Because now instead of chads being somewhat of a unicorn that women had to find, they're advertising across the entire world where they are and that they're available. Chad is busy these days booking fuck appointments and doing heroic doses of viagra, I'm sure. But no one below a 7/10 is getting any. Even the mongoloid looking women are chasing chad and using self-esteem boosts from guys swiping right on her to get him.

>>126526266
fat chicks use tinder too, lower your standards you ugly bitch

Just save your money you stupid cunts

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>>126526266
What are /pol/'s thoughts on Chad Nationalism?

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>>126527095
So this guy can become top 20% if he just gets a haircut?

>>126526230
>>126526266
>>126526591
>>126526518
>>126526746
https://www.technologyreview.com/s/601909/how-tinder-feedback-loop-forces-men-and-women-into-extreme-strategies/

>>126527663
Because when house prices in Australia have gone up 10 fold since the turn of the century cutting down your avocado consumption is going to do sweet fuck all to get you a house

>>126527979
We're already there.

>>126527979
This comical angle hides the true flatness of her "ass".

>>126528065
Weight gain, a light tan, acne treatment, glasses, a haircut, and a shirt that isn't related to fucking video games would make this guy a 7/10 easy.

>>126528199
just wait until the rental market detonates, you'll get your price decrease then. have fun trying to get credit to buy a house.

>>126528199
At least you'll have money saved up when those house prices crash. Or maybe stop letting Chinks buy up all the property.

>>126527803
No not really, the first job I was going for got automated and the similar jobs had benefits ruined by Obamacare and I barely earn anything loading trucks which I've been doing for 4 years because I've spent the 4 years finding out there's nothing else to do. An area nearby is a tech hub and I'm good with computers but too poor to afford doing something myself and as it so happens this state has the highest importing of Pooinloos to take all the tech jobs for slave wage.
It's not happening, the only way to make money is illegally now and once enough people have been displaced we can start mass-murdering and looting.

>>126526591
just go to craiglist and say you're looking for an 18 yr old girl for sex and you'll pay them $100

>>126525744
wtf I hate avocado toast now

>>126528065
and the weights, the income, and losing the CoD shirt. Do those things and absolutely. The real secret is the confidence boost from accomplishing those things, then the girls will be wet.

>>126527540
He was talking about buying avocado and toast at diners and restaurants for 20+ dollars a pop. I'm pretty sure that guy was using it as an example of how millennials frivolously spend when most are deep in student loan debt and not making much income.

>>126528065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEwBYaP6CQY

>>126528397
I've been expecting it to crash for the better part of a decade now. The trouble is that chinks treat it like bitcoin and every fucking chink wants to buy so prices are completely divorced from reality.

>>126528326
The most he could ever be is a 5 at best

>>126525744
>millionaire tells you how to male it in life
>scoff

But I'm sure somehow he's the problem loser.

>>126525744
avocado is disgusting tbqh.

>>126528406
There are always jobs, especially in tech, and if you can get a security clearance you won't get replaced by pradeeps. Anyway, regardless of your job, budget and save and stay away from debt.

>>126528751
When the advice is completely idiotic and he's basically mocking you I'd tell him to shove it. The economic problems being perpetuated on this generation can't all be blamed on them blowing their money on stupid shit. There's a reason why jobs are scarce, wages are low, and property is high, and it has nothing to do with anybody buying avocado toast.

>>126525744
>>Impossible to get laid in Australia because of Tinder
Christ, how ugly are you?

>>126528326
>>126528490
Correct. The dude might not be nailing 9-10s but it would definitely elevate him out of neckbeard wizard status.

>>126528763
>Pay white guy $17/hr
or
>Pay shitskin $8/hr

The only way to save up money is to spend every waking hour in mind numbing insanity inducing degrading work in 2 or 3 jobs, there is no escape, this is the death spiral. At least we have guns, I'm informing people about how armed banditry is the rational decision nowadays.

>>126525744
He's right.Stop wasting money on hipster shit.The last generation only had TV.Think of how much crap this gen wastes on Internet and Netflix and other such garbage.

>>126526591
I'm a ugly 5'9 manlet and I literally have over a thousand matches. You're doing it wrong

>>126529148
You have to find ways to increase your income then if you can't afford to live on what you make currently. Yeah, getting a second job may be it. Or move to a cheaper location, sell car and get a beater, or whatever.

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>>126529137
>Guy spends years working hard doing all the shit mentioned above
>Becomes 5/10 maxxed out
>Tries Tinder
>Realizes he has 1/1000 sexual value of the average female

>>126528751
He got given money from his grandparents to buy property at the start of the largest and most unprecedented property boom in hi,story. His advice is worth jack shit. Literally every two bit landlord who owned a rental property made millions

>>126529390
Dude have you even seen the slags on tinder? I've been to multiple cities recently and half of them are niggers or hamgalaxies. Sometimes it's just funny to even see them on there.

>>126529326
I live where no one wants to live, it doesn't get cheaper and you need a car or you are fucked. Every year get wiped clean by around $700 just for basic maintenance on a 2003 Cavalier, it doesn't get cheaper than that, I don't even drive it except to go to work.

Seems obvious to tell people to do things like not buy drugs, I just drink but I understand totally why people have to drink, smoke, drop acid, eat shrooms, and shoot heroin when their daily life is 30% burger flipping and 30% truck loading with no end in their near future. It's probably better to die overdosing on heroin than living in this inescapable hell. They should be glad there's only a heroin epidemic and not a burglary or spree killing epidemic.

>>126529879
I don't know man, it sounds pretty shitty but maybe setting a goal to get out of there and move somewhere better is what you need to do, and just throw everything you got at reaching that goal. Hope it gets better for you.

>>126530291
My only hope is my friend getting a tech support degree and use a connection he has in a company to get hired, then potentially put in a word for me. And if I can just get into the interview I can smooth talk them because I not only know what I'd be paid to do but I know what they want to hear. But already we're having to turn to other ways to obtain money other than just wageslavery.

>>126528065
He is the aforementioned inbred.

The only bad part of his statement is about buying a house.
Buying a house for youth in Australia is a pipe dream. It is standard for first home buyers to be looking at million dollar properties so that they can get to work on time.
Domain is talking about it becoming standard for first home buyers, with help from parents, to start looking at $2m properties.

Eat at home. Eat cheap. Buy or develop a business.

I had $300,000 saved up which I could've used to buy a business. Instead I lost it on roulette and meme coins. Biggest regret.

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>>126525744

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>>126525744
>no bantz

>>126525744
>>Impossible to get laid in Australia because of Tinder
wait you have that the wrong way
i could understand meaningful relationships but laid?

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>>126527868
The international chad: the world's foremost problem

>>126531152
>Be Australian
>Go to Uni
>Get sent to Dean for your Bants being too good
>Have to attend sensitivity training
>Get home to find an Emu fucking your girlfriend
>Such is life in Oz

>>126525744
So you have to be retarded to be a millionaire, i can put a tick in that box, whats the next step?

>>126525744
I heard it's impossible to get laid becuase woman are such choosy cunts and only want top 1%. Also heard that all the good looking guys are gay...lol

>>126526266
Shouldn't you just become Chad then? I'm spending this whole summer lifting and eating vegetables so that I can finally get my six pack.

>>126531205

It's true. Less than 20% of the men on Tinder get laid.

http://www.girlsaskguys.com/sexual-behavior/a22977-girls-on-tinder-do-smash-a-lot

>>126527868
>Even the mongoloid looking women are chasing chad and using self-esteem boosts from guys swiping right on her to get him.
Oh yes.

>>126528065
That's one of them hybrids. He might be top 20% on Sirius, he should signal his handler team.

>>126525744
>Can't buy a home and facing a job shortage.
>Worrying about getting your dick wet and fancy food instead.
Stupid australians.

>>126526987
We are by american standards

>>126526518
how does that math work?

>>126528065
Obviously not just a haircut but yes he can make himself dramatically more attractive without much effort.

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>>126525744
>catch the housing bubble hot potato Goy!
I can't wait for it all to crash.

>>126525744
>A sentient forehead tells Humans to stop consuming avocados

>>126526987
We are, we are. I swear.

>>126528065
Yea nah he's fucked, gg m8

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>>126525744
Here's your problem.

>>126536882
haha yeah. hairline's pretty high

he a cut a deal with the jews for unlimited wealth

>>126539271
Everytime, like clockwork.

Sure keep spending your meager earnings on pointless overpriced shit. I'm sure if you are outraged enough when somebody tells you the, very obvious, truth, it will all work out. Somehow.

By the by, blaiming Tinder for the lack of sex, has to be one of the most hilarious conclusions i've sen in a while, commies can always surprise you with new and exciting ways to whine and wail.

>>126539835
>Everytime, like clockwork.

Like cuckwork.

>>126527095

Post a picture of yourself, anon.

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>>126528065
>YOU'RE TELLIN ME THIS GOY COULD GET A GF

>you want to be rich? just stop buying useless shit!

if everyone in America did this there would be a depression, just think about it

A huge chunk of our economy alone relies on selling useless shit to women, do they need all those shoes, hand creams, makeup and dresses? fuck no

but it keeps money flowing and the economy alive, i cant imagine how fucked we would be if the greater population was actually jew tier frugal

>>126540391
I'd imagine we'd get to something like that margaritaville episode of South Park.

>>126540138
I gotta agree with rightful Russian clay here, you sound like a cuck OP. Go and out and improve yourself m8

If the system is so rigged, how come you don't go nigger to make it right? A little side-business can help you a long way with cash purchases like groceries while you save the legit earnings and the only party that gets hurt is the gubbermint if you do have morals.

>>126526266
Hey I've pumped and dumped chicks off Tinder. All you need to be is not a complete sperg and be decent looking.

>/pol/ considers me a Chad for this.

>>126541081
If you happen to be blessed with the Aryan gene (and aren't a blob), pussy will gravitate to you.

>>Impossible to get laid in Australia because of Tinder
An app whose sole purpose is making matches?
The reason you cant get laid is that you're a sad cunt m8 not tinder.

>>126528065
I've seen worse. Haircut, lift and for god sake ditch the manchild T-Shirts.

>>126541223
Mate I'm Celtic/Italian descent.

>>126528534
Top NZ Economist has debunked these opinions(usually 30ish property investor that gets given a deposit by rich relative 15 yrs ago and has leveraged hard and done well in property)
google Shamabeel economist NZ

I've been saying this for ages that deposits are too hard to save for....no amount of thrift on Avocadoes smashed or otherwise is going to get the average person living in New Zealand a deposit

>>126525965
>he

>>126541404
nobody is perfect.

>>126541459
the concept of home/land ownership is outdated in society that has no shame and women deracinate families on a whim. Save your money, better yet buy gold with it and bury it.

>>126527095

>don't use tobacco

chicks love the dip senpai

>>126525965
You share the same ancestors you fucking helmet

>>126541776
>fucking helmet
lost it hard
gg m8

>>126528534
We need a plague. Nothing drastic. Just something to clean up the cities and the suburbs a bit.

>>126528632
>get your fucking shirt off, trevor
ahahaha haven't seen tpb in a long time. thanks leaf.

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>>126529607

Yeah man, all you gotta do is dress well.

>>126529196
don't rain on /pol/'s pity party. just let them believe it's the jews and throw a tantrum until they wear themselves out and fall asleep.

>>126529196
I had the impulse to hate this guy, because I'm quite disgusted by boomerspeak. Especially when they are talking about getting our lives in order. It's just so absurd coming from the people who crashed western civ with no survivors.

But you make a good point here. I try to be responsible with money and my investments, especially now when I'm not wagecucking. It almost angers me, to see what my peers spend money on. Especially perhaps people with kids, who are still blowing money on vidya and just stupid shit.

>>126525744
>>Impossible to buy a house in Australia
>>Impossible to get laid in Australia because of Tinder
>>Very difficult to get a good job thanks to outsourcing and ethnic immigration

Oh fugg! Sounds like Canada........

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>>126528088
>Men tend to pick up matches slowly over time, while women gain matches quickly, achieving more than 200 matches in the first hour.

>>126543390
Is it any different in Turkey?

>>126528065
>there are people replying to you that actually think that bloke could ever be in the top 20%
What the fuck.

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>>126532326
The fucks a dean? A principal or something?

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>>126543917
post yfw homo sapiens are a confirmed evolutionary dead end

>>126530861
That's a lot of ifs anon, you understand the problems of the average consumer, maybe you should use your insider knowledge and try sales? Big money, fucking shitty tech support will just be full of pajeets anyway

>>126533294
They don't even want the top 1%. They want something that doesn't exist.

>>126526266>>126526591


Austria is consider the hottest people on the planet if you cant get laid I am so sorry for your shit genetics abo.

>>126525744
Tinder is overhyped. There are literally no decent girls on there. Ever. I mean I'm not a fucking slob so I'm not sure why tinder is such shit here.

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>>126526746
>these slave morality plebs aren't working on BECOMING chad

>>126528408
does anyone actually use craigslist here

>>126546046
>Craigslist
Dude, that's bottom of the barrel. Nothing but tweakers and fat girls to be found there. Probably more STDs too, you're better off just going to Backpage at that point.

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>>126527095
I do all of that besides income because I'm in uni. I'm even very wealthy and from a rich family yet I'm still a fucking KHV at 22 years old. I even drive a newer BMW convertible and I'm 6'1". Girls only want super super ultra mega Chads. It's gotten so bad that a 7.5/10 like me can't even get a 6/10 girl. Pic related is me.

>>126546850
Maybe drop the murder face and try smiling a bit. You look like the white version of a nigger on an album cover in this picture.

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>>126525744
>impossible to buy a house in Australia
Are you buying a fucking (((townhouse))) or something? Maybe try twenty miles out of Sydney

>>126546850
Brock Turner??

>>126525744
>eating some shitty meme breakfast is sufficient to let you pretend your life isn't fucked up

if escapism works that well for you just play video games. that will allow you to forget about your life for way less $/hr

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>>126547080
Leave me alone, i shouldn't be happy that females have denied me sex and love ever since puberty. I can't even buy sex without fear of being arrested or doing shady things. REEEE females have gotten so bad there is no hope.

>>126527480
>They don't actually want to fuck you, they just want to know that you would

Partly. I know a couple who basically use Tinder as delivery service on the weekend, paid for by spreading their legs.

A Beta for sure you are fuck

>>126546850
You've got supreme gentleman genes anon.

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>>126527095

"Just be perfect senpai, that's all! heh"

Just all the more aggravating when all a woman literally needs is tits and she can be the most piece of shit person and not even have a nice face and get laid by just letting it happen.

This is why I have pretty much given up.

>>126528534
His statement was not entirely wrong, he just ignored too many other factors playing into it.

But of course tons of millennials fucking flipped their shit because living above their means is one of their defining features.

>>126547225
There is hope, you just need to find a way to suppress that eternal virgin attitude. Girls are attracted to funny, happy guys, so force yourself to be happy and learn to be funny. Don't be yourself, be the person you want to be. I know it's hard when you're thirsty, hell even I had a six month dry spell once, but girls can smell desperation a fucking mile away, so you need to kill that desperation. Either go to church and get girls the old fashioned way, or rent a hooker if you don't want to commit. Women are objects, they shouldn't be feared or hated, just treated like objects that can be thrown away and replaced. You can do this Anon.

>>126545936
that can't be the same person

>>126546850
You must have autism off of the charts or come off unattainable as fuck

>>126525744
I'm gonna start a smuggling business, I'm in SoCal, I can get you kiwis and bogans some nice firm avos on the reg

How can a house cost too much on a continent with 80% Bushland?? Just buy an acre and put up 4 walls and a roof.

>>126547835
Avos aren't expensive here, Cafes are just charging stupid prices for a meme food is all.

15 years ago avocado on toast was a poor people food in NZ.

>>126546850
>"I'm an exquisite, handsome man. Why don't females give me a chance? Why can't they give me companionship instead of those brutes? I deserve it. It's just not fair. This world is just, twisted"~Elliot Rodgers

>>126548106
I thought Oceania was regulating the farming and planting of avocados?

>>126546850

That resting bitch face tho...

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>>126547950
There's only a few cities worth living in, everything else is a wasteland. Look at the size of Australia too, the cheap land is literally several hours away from where you can find a job, everything within driving distance has been speculated by chinks for twenty years.

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>>126526266
>>>/r9k/ you have to go back cuckling

>>126525744
Man, Tinder is awesome down in AUS and NZ! I have no idea what you are fucked off about, geez. I only met one chick who has used an outdated photo on her profile and the only difference was that she had started to let her red hair grow out instead of bleaching it. I like redheads anyways, so I fucked her all weekend. I spent two months there, one in that shithole Darwin training people with the MRT and one at a post near Sydney, and had no issues whatsoever. Swipe-chat-plow. I fucking nailed so much split-tail you'd think it was fucking Ukraine with a suntan. You must literally be a gigantic basement walrus if you can't sink your tubesteak into some babyhole in AUS.

NZ was less fun, but I got plenty there, too. NZ women use a lot of outdated photos and seem to clock in a little on the older side versus the AUS women. I just always arranged to meet at a wide-open pub/grill in CC then scouted to make sure I wasn't being tricked. I don't want to hear about "water retention" and bloating from some fat cunt. You whale out, I bail out.

Seriously, swipe everything and fuck whatever doesn't run away of you're not getting laid. Fucking whiny faggots.

>>126542993
>I try to be responsible with money and my investments, especially now when I'm not wagecucking. It almost angers me, to see what my peers spend money on.

Pretty much. You'll never just shit out millions like the guy in the article, unless you get insanely lucky.
But you sure can save up a nice chunk if you cut down on the impulse buying. I make a pretty shit wage, but I still managed to save up enough over the last years that I can now cover my rent with nothing but the returns from my investments.

If we actually end up seeing a crash, I'll be in a good position to take advantage of it. Meanwhile, a lot of my colleagues who lived paycheck to paycheck because
>everything is overpriced
will have to continue living paycheck to paycheck even after it because they won't have any savings to buy into a crash.
A lot of them don't actually care that things are overpriced, it's just an easy excuse to wave away long term goals that would take spending discipline and instead throw it out of the window every time they feel the urge to buy something.

Just need to get a gun license for when they'll eventually decide they want to try real communism once again.

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>>126547746
He's real. Google his tripcode on a /fit/ archive.

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>>126548222
>that resting bitch face tho
>bitch face
Ayy, wassup my brotha! Wut it do cool cat! You tell dat jive turkey man! He a sucka!
>>126546850
Seriously though, you are handsomevas shit. It's most likely your behavior, vibe, demeanor or weak socisl skills that fucks you up. I'd definitely get bleached by you. But I'm in SoCal ( ;_;)

He's right.

Millenials complaining they can't afford a house while living in LA, wearing designer clothes, going out drinking every other night, taking ubers everywhere, spending their mornings, lunches and afternoons in Starbucks drinking coffees that are $6 a pop.

I work part time for minimum wage and have enuogh money in the bank for a deposit on a house.

>>126525744
Yeah you're a penal colony not a day spa. Quit your moaning. You fuckers even have the balls to complain about how mean your police force is when all they do is make you feel sorry for yourselves and not set dogs on you or point guns in your face.

>>126545936
>>126548687
He looked pretty in before picture too, to be honest.

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>>126528088
>uncle ai's comment
>"At least she'll be feminine (that's like gay, except anatomically)."

>>126548687
Those are some of the most sorry looking traps I've ever had the displeasure of seeing.

>>126533294
Social media boosts their ego to the point where they outprice themselves.
They get hundreds of matches within a couple hours and then decide that if they are so in demand, they can easily ask for a Chad, too.
Which obviously they can't, unless it is only for a quick fuck, but that won't stop them from trying anyway and scoffing everyone within their own league.

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>>126547225
Me
>hi'spic'nic

>>126525990
Which converts to $12 digeree-dollars. Plus, we pay our hospitality staff a minimum wage of $25 an hour. $16 for Avo Feta Smash now seems quite reasonable.

>>126548693
Tits or GTFO. You know the rules, harlot!

>>126547225
Holy fuck. White Elliot Rodgers episode in 3... 2...

>>126549051
>enforce them

>>126526266
Lower your standards you ugly bitch. You were never gonna bang the girls I'm banging anyways, but there will always be plenty of fatties out there for ya. Beta gonna beta

>>126546046
Don't listen to that other guy yeah there's some fatties I would say most of craiglist is older people looking for hookups. I bet you can find a few cougars if that's your thing anon you'll be the Chad :)

>Poor people give advice
>Hurr what do you know, you're poor
>Rich people give advice
>Hurr what would you know, you don't know what it's like for us

Listen you entitled little cunt, you know full well that he's using smashed avo as an example of shit you do not need to spend $25 on every other day, which I know some people do in Australia.

If you can't tell that he's trying to make a point about saving money you have to be retarded. There's no way anyone can be that stupid though, I don't accept it.

>>126547225
>>126546850
You look really unlikable. Autistic even, in a non-meme way. That might be the problem. Your face isn't ugly but it's extremely repulsive and punchable.

>>126546850
You're not that good-looking, and you still look youthful for a 22 years old.

>>126547746
Drugs work wonders, Anon

>>126546850
>>126547225
Try smiling you fucking faggot. You aren't that bad looking but I'm getting some serious serial killer vibe from you. Don't be an awkward cuck and try talking to girls for once and you'll be ok.

>>126549198
The problem here is that those people wouldn't need that advice in the first place if they weren't retarded.

Some people are just destined to never get anywhere and there's not much you can do to help them because the very reason they are in a shit position will also be the reason why they'll never get out of it.

>>126548740
Millenials don't need to buy fucking houses, that;s a meme from the real estate sucktards and the MSM. This all started with the housing boom, before that, it would be considered idiotic for a single person to buy a house to live in alone. Young couples rented apartments. You saved up, got stable jobs, and moved up to condos or starter homes, later. It was a big deal - getting a mortgage was a HUGE deal, as most didn't qualify.

Millenials SHOULD be living in apartments and condos, but they can't afford condos, and most apartments have been turned into condos. Rent in SF is more than my dad paid for a 5 bedroom house with a pool on a full acre in the 90's.

Millenials want to complain? Fuck them. They need to go talk to their fucking parents, and asked them why they ripped them off, and why they didn't teach them to have common sense, and not spend $6 on a cup of coffee. I drink expensive coffee, and a 2 lb bag, which lasts weeks, is $12. That's common sense. Throw in a $5 commuter cup, and a $10 aluminum carafe from IKEA, and Starbucks can go fuck themselves.

Who taught Millenials to be consumers? Hello, Gen X and Boomers. That's who you need to bitch at.

>>126549100
*Unzips dick
The only thing I would force in is my unlubed white cock. Now entertain us or leave, nobody likes an attention whore.

>>126525744
Every other generation thinks that millennials are lazy because they assume that millennials have the same resources they (particularly baby boomers) had and haven't achieved as much. Of course, millennials don't have anywhere near the resources other generations had. It isn't about not wanting to work hard as the special snowflakes you think of when you think of millennials are a small minority (and every generation has them).

>>126526591
Tinder is all about the 5 second rule. You have 5 seconds to get a "hmm" from a woman. Your pasty faced picture and boring bio isn't gonna cut it.

Tinder is over, anyway. All the try hards ruined it last year, if you're not a 5 second dude, you won't ever get laid (you probably weren't before last year, anyway)

>>126540320
Adam's like 6' something a marine and a millionaire he's fine

>>126531031

>losing $300000 on gambling and meme coins

Jesus.

>>126529148
This only applies to IT and coding. Other industries aren't seeing this, because Habib can't replace them.

I'll leave it as a educational lesson for you to figure out what industries those are. If you want money, it's not hard to find.

>>126549649
At least he didn't lose an entire country to niggers.

>Sorry bro
>You can always crash on my couch though!

>>126536633
Don't hold your breath. Hillary would have led to the crash they've been waiting for since the bailouts. Trump is gonna kick that can down the road for 8 more years. It's a profit taking environment.

>>126548740
Ofcourse. Live smart.
But OP is referring to Australia. Living expenses are higher here.
How long have you been working for? What's your income? How much is a house there?
>just started working casual on days I don't study full time
>earn enough to pay rent and bills
This road is going to be endless.

>>126549198

People that can afford to spend the money on a nicer breakfast item like that probably are smart enough to know that it is possible to save money.

The problem is he's decrying people enjoying a simple luxury item. People enjoy luxury items while knowing they're optional. It's fucking retarded to act like it's sage advice to suggest you can skip spending money on luxury items in order to save money.

A more reasonable thing to criticize would be car buying decisions, like when someone spends a few thousand dollars more on a car simply because of the sound system. Or when someone gets a loan with too high an interest rate due to not thinking of how much in interest they're paying over the course of several years.

The guy is simply being patronizing rather than giving any sort of helpful advice.

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>>126549198
I'm sorry, but yes;
http://archive.is/p01ie
>>126549497
>Damn it, how do I vote you down?
But Seriously, nothing but gay Chads, married/fiancee straight Chads or shut ins that can't even look or talk to me are the only dudes around here. I was really hoping forca SoCal meetup.
>>126549649
>fahhkeen kkrrrahst man! Yooo maheet az well gooh tooo dee boosh ahhhnd get rrreadee tooo get fahhhkt byeee savage kafirs!

>>126547225
>>126546850
>Be me
>5'7"
>Spic
>Softbody
>Walk to work(it's up the road)
>30,000/yr
>Roll in 10/10's who love to spend time with me
>Get regular remarks from people who see it that I receive a disproportionate amount of female attention
A lot of it is personality, yours is probably shitty.

>>126549497
your dick has a zipper? wtf dude

Don't know about you guys, but in Greece we have the saying: "You are what you declare". And it does apply here. I have a friend who worked as a security guard onboard ships in Somalia. From every place he went (Egypt, South Africa, Tanzania, Sri Lanka etc.) he took tourist photos and posted them on kikebook, but not even one of him on the job, with gear and gun, and never wrote his job. So now, he has 16 "where do you work" requests, from unknown bitches, even a phone call from the snobbiest bitch in school with whom he never talked in years. The whole story is to lie, and show that you are something magnific, but others not knowing what it is. Bitches get intrigued. Put a profile picture of you in an extraordinary place, write that you are a world traveler, and that you have a cosmetics company. Goldigging>whoring, money>Chad. You can't have a memed a president, and not lie to a fucking whore to get on your dick. All you NEETs here, photoshop your face in Paris, talk about expensive businesses, and you will see the difference. Chad fucks because he is good looking and bad boy. You will fuck because you are smart and "rich".

>>126549954
No, a lot of them definitely don't. I know that my colleagues don't earn more than I do, yet they live way above what I would consider to be within reasonable means.
i.e. shit like getting takeout every day instead of bringing some self made meal from home and so on.
And then at the end of the month, they bitch that they are broke again.

Don't ask me why this very simple concept seems to be completely alien to them, but they just don't fucking get it. Maybe it's some mental defect or something.

>>126550339
I can attest to this.
>mi primo se caso con un vieja bien bella (si wey, mas que yo... pero no por tanto), y ese cabron esta mas chaparro que tu y un poco feo, pero si tiene bueno trabajo y bien personidad. Que treste que ay guapos, pero sus espirito son bien culeros y jotos. Ne a mi me pueden hablar y a lo menos decer "Hey, what's up?".

>>126549464
>Gen X

Uh, no, you cock-mongler. Gen X did not teach them shit. Gen X did not have the money (except for the rare inheritard or techlottery nigger). You are a dumbfuck. Gen X was not into Starbucks and opened their own little indy coffeehouses on the cheap. Gen X couldn't get jobs and when they did were niggered out by 'fuck the new guys' contracts and the race to the bottom. The whole make it at home movement? Gen X. Not because we wanted to cook and build our own shit but because we had to.

The boomers have been the megaconsuming shitfuckers since the beginning. They will continue, as long as they can, to eat your fucking lunch and blame you for being hungry. But don't blame Gen X. We don't like it any more than you do. Want housing prices to go down in the States? Repeal prop 13, and require a reassessment of every commercial property every year. Reclassify apartments and condos, and double the rate for third or more properties held (by address), plus require apartments to pay a yearly updated rate unless they accept rent control.

Problem fucking solved, plus you can finally pay for schools and solve the pension problem.

>>126550403
It's just like the one on your head.

>>126547225
now that's a supreme gentelman in the making

>>126526987
Don't believe the shit posting.

>>126527540
$2.00 - $3.00 USD depending on time of year.

>>126526266
>Its for chads only
Yeah and its also for Stacies only. Stop acting like you would be willing to fuck a 4-6 because you probably wouldnt just from browsing tinder. If you meet a 5 irl you might grow to like her for who she is. When you are on tinder, you are just looking at their picture. Their value is how their selfies look.

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>>126525744
>You like to eat a nice meal at a restaurant to forget about how fucked you are for 15 minutes? You can't have that either!!
this is the most faggoted thing i've ever heard, you're probably on the dole you kike. cunts that buy starbucks everyday deserve to be broke and living in a shitty suburb with their retarded parents. you probably smoke $30 packs of ciggies and go to 4 clubs a night on the weekends, you blowhard waste of space.

if you're gunna waste $20 on some fucking toast for brunch you cannot complain about being poor. you can fuck off.

>>126543943
No I think this bloke is mates with the principal so he's on a first name basis

Bit weird desu

Dean's pretty based though, good bantz

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>>126526448
It'd also help if certain government agencies weren't making it so that 50% of the population is much more likely to get a job by virtue of their genitals

and protip: it's not men who have the advantage

>>126546850
definite ted bundy vibe going on there.
might wanted to lighten the fuck up and learn to be happy and sociable

>>126546850
>I'm wealthy
>I drive a BMW convertible
>A 7.5/10 like me can't even get a 6/10
Holy shit you're reading EXACTLY like Elliot Roger's manifesto

>>126525744
>>Impossible to get laid in Australia because of Tinder
u wot?
Im a 5 and I have over 100 matches with at least a root a month

>>126528065
I'm not even interested in chasing poon at this late stage of my life. But! My regular barber was in an accident in January. Waiting for him to return to work I ended up looking a little like Chewbacca.
Said fuck it, $39 down at Just Cuts for a hair cut and beard trim and I look ten years younger with a slimmer face. The instant change in respect from people walking past - including chicks- was obvious.
Even a pear shaped Westie chick with a set of clippers can make that nerd look better.
He then needs to work on physical tone (definition can wait), get some sun light to improve vitamin D levels, not wear contraceptive clothing, turn off his computer and go outside, force himself to talk to people and take an interest in what they want to talk about, not his nerd obsession of the day and he too can find chicks.
I my 20s I went through hell trying to hold a failing business together while going through complete betrayal and social ostracism from my group of friends due to a sociopath love interest.

I had a body weight crash to 53kg from 66kg (5'11" so I was gaunt). Didn't work for a year until I pulled my head out of my ass. Got a job, started swimming every day. First day I walked half way down the pool then got out. three months later I plateaued at 300 meters, so I stopped smoking, 3 pack of camel a day to zip in one day. After six months I was swimming 800m a day, after a year I was 86kg with no fat and I was getting groped in the pool by women.

>>126549198
>save $25 per day
>$9125 per yer
shit, let's say $50 per day
>saved $18250 per year
Oops, too bad the deposit required for a house has increased by $20,000 in that year.
Oh, and we're going to have to take 40% of that for our politicians' beach hou- I mean, "tax"
Oh, you also have to pay your 200+ per week rent for that single room in a sharehouse. Don't forget to chip in for the bills too! And your $10 per day catching the train into the city for work!
Wait, you can't save $50 per day now? You can barely save $10 per day now? Fucking slacker! Don't you know things were harder back in my day because we didn't have iPhones?

>>126549497
that sounds awesome
show dick

>>126552320
>My regular barber was in an accident in January.
I bet that was a hairy situation.

>>126528199
Crash is coming. Banks are having their credit rating down graded due to exposures to mortgages, number of houses on the market is up 35% YOY as smart people try to sell before and buy after.

>Impossible to buy a house in Australia
No it's not, just in major cities it is. Houses in places like Newcastle,geelongs,perth are half the price of houses in sydney and melbourne.
>Impossible to get laid in Australia because of Tinder
Also a lie you're just shit at talking to girls
>Very difficult to get a good job thanks to outsourcing and ethnic immigration
I have never handed in a resume to get a job, when i start a new job it started just one day me saiyng "ahh ill go get a job today" and literally went down to a cafe and got a job.

Stop being negative and put the effort in you shitcunt.

>>126529148
I'm a firearms dealer. The first timers asking about guns are middle and upper middle class types who are selling their homes in the turning ghetto suburbs and buying rural blocks outside the city.

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>>126547145
There's just Mad Max outside of Sydney.

>>126531237
lol!

>>126552430
I've been waiting for the crash since 2010
I should have just fucking bought when I had the chance and sold now

gaverment caused house overinflatin is how they get you

really cheap house=everyone rich but economic number down on paper

defaltion makes everyone rich as fuck

capitalism would end shortage of houses

if house overprice million firms enter market n hie million to make tons fo hosues and advanced tek to make them cheap from concrete metal plastic etc etc

end union fucks overpricing hosue building and raping old people with house with insane project costs

>>126540808
That is damn common and why the one world banking class is pushing for removal of cash and replacement by electronic transfers only.

>>126540320
He's married.

>tfw up to 80% of new housing developments are bought by """foreign investors""" and sit there fucking empty

>>126525744
Who the fuck actually likes avocado toast?

>>126547225
So get whores legalized in your state.

>>126552537
when was this, the 1960's you boomercunt?

>>126553336
Avocado on vegemite is fucking awesome.

>>126551583
lol'd

>>126526266
stop looking like a fag and learn how to speak to a women.

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Tfw frugal Chad making money work for me

>>126526266
>It's for people who can hold a 10 minute conversation with slutty fat chicks
>CHADS ONLY

>>126553308
my friend owns 15 houses in Melbourne and he has never been to Australia in his life. Guess where is he from, here's a tip not chinkland.

>>126529279
US chicks are much easier then ozzie ones. The competitions is worse here as well because too many chads

>>126526591
I just smash the like button and get at least one every time, they instigate too
Have it set to 3km range, dozens and dozens of matches I don't even bother replying to

>>126552430

Lol losers like you have been screaming "it's crashing" since the 90s,"

I bought my house about 3 1/2 years ago and it's gone up from 320 to 600. Prices just this month have been continually increasing. There's no crash fuckhed

>>126529279
lemme guess. Upload a picture of a male model who vaguely looks like you and then surprise them when they show up and you're 30 pounds fatter?

>>126553450
It will never happen because normal women will lose their monopoly on sex and white knights will continue to say "muh human trafficking" it's really sad. Making prostitution and brothels legal nation wide for a reasonable price would solve so many problems and knock down the vaule normal women have in the sex and dating market place down to the same as men.

>>126553916
Women don't have a monopoly on sex and the solution is a restoration of Christianity in the working class, not more hedonism.

>>126548907
cherrypicking the post
you act exactly like a fucking woman would

>>126547225
just fap to hentai, 3d stinky shitbags don't worth the effort anway.

>>126551793
Depends on the agency. Anything that requires going out side or actually doing work is 99.9%+-.1% male. My dept has only every had 1 female employee, years ago when they disbanded the typing pool, She was so shit they never tried again. Unfortunately that mean no eye candy and a work culture out of the 1970's .

Yeah fuck your happiness.
Now let this nice Chinese investor buy your parents house.

>>126526591

women only use tinder for self gratification. to see if they get liked or not. it add's to their vanity.

i dont know anyone that picked up a date on tider.

>>126553490
Yeah you would know, you probs haven't even been out of the US yet think you know everything about others countries.
I mean what the fuck would i know i have lived here my whole life but yeah i'll just go fuck myself.

>>126552341
the tax free threshold is like $17000. If you are paying tax, your kike of an accountant needs to be killed.

>>126546850
jesus christ you look like a murderer

Can someone redpill me on Avocados? why are they so expensive

are the Jews behind this?

>>126525744

>Impossible to get laid in Australia because of Tinder

Then download tinder then.

>>126554635

no one picks up on tinder. the whole thing is a mind fuck for vain women looking for self gratification. tinder is debunked.

>>126554635

i only know of people that have picked a date or a root on plenty of fish.

>>126554856
I know people who use tinder for a quick fuck, but they're all 21 so it could be different if you're older

>>126555374
im over 30, plenty of over 30 yr old women on tinder, they are very vain though. probably the reason they are on tinder, because men stay clear of them.

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>>126525744
Don't worry Anon. The coming technology epochs shall wipe out this society and the feminazis profiting from the current arrangement.

They will be merged with the machines as they are assimilated by coming technology and hence their annihilation as people.

Embrace it.

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2016/sep/11/homo-deus-brief-history-tomorrow-yuval-noah-harari-review

>>126553723
Melbourne? Israel or Greece.

>>126555511
> because men stay clear of them.
MGTOW for the win???

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>>126525744
>Impossible to get laid in Australia because of Tinder
I agreed on everything until that. Women are whores no doubt, but getting laid is easy for most (read: not you or I)

I grew my own avocado tree from a seed in my backyard and now I have so much avocado I don't know what the fuck to do with it... So why is avocado so damn expensive when it's so easy to grow and just one tree will give you LOTS?

I find it hilarious how we keep hearing how the government is working so hard to fix the "housing affordability crisis". They aren't fixing anything these democracy makers.

I knew people some who would travel from Central Coast and Newcastle to Sydney for work. You have to live a disciplined life if you want to remain in Sydney. Early morning starts for travel etc. Or go live in some country bumpkin town, learn how to farm and have a family.

Also manufacturing is non existant here because the greedy jews are outsourcing everything.

One of Hitler's best policies was self sufficiency. We have plenty of natural resources in Australia yet we ship them off to china and they sell their rubbish to us.

You cannot get Australian made cars or tools anymore. Absolute disgrace.

>>126555836

nah, no way mate, i love womennnn.

but theres a reason some women are single in their 30's.

either be a bitch, too picky, princess syndrome etc.

>>126556200
Its called kicking the can.

If it all collapses then it wasn't worth fixing and not worth saving (the elite can just leave the country).

Alternatively, the political costs in trying to fix it would wipe out the politicians. No win situation.

If it all just works out then it was worth not meddling with from the perspective of politicians.

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>>126525744

>Owns a house
>Laid multiple times from Tinder, now in long term relationship
>Earn well over 100k/year

>Still angry at the amount of shitskins in IT work, I'm purposely NOT hiring non-white people within my team. Will only consider attractive females.
>Constantly spreading propaganda as to how much better in-sourcing is.
>Successfully red-pilled multiple managers

Don't worry OP, I'm trying to make changes for us white people.

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>muh Chad
LMAO
Why can't you accept you are betas? betas are not supossed to breed with females, just kys.

>>126525744

Im ugly and I got loooads of matches on tinder and even met my girlfriend on it so anything is possible.

>>126556344

they make tons of stuff in australia.

they make tools in australia aswell.

>>126554557
gotta pay the memefood tax.

>>126556395
> reason "some" women single in their 30s

Pick one:
> Over 30 single woman
> Decent personality

All over 30 single women are on a ticking clock and thus become ever more repulsive in their behaviour to get access to the baby batter.

>>126556457
Let me rephrase that White Males are who I'm looking to hire, but will consider attractive females.

>>126556053
Truly a national icon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef-fhREPK9A

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>>126555511
Tinder is fucking degenerate, and like all things free online; Kikebook, Joogle etc - it's 100% aids.

I've been a social retard my whole life, thus internet dating is the perfect solution.. but it attracts weird women who can't get laid irl, or they're turbo sluts. The latter for tinder.

Gotta do it the old fashioned way by pretending you're rich and give them illusions of marriage. I dated a expensive escort once, all she wanted was love and stability/that shit from me.

Tinder girls on the other hand.. every one I met did something insane like show up at my place a week later unannounced. It's a dirty trick to make you have sex with men, ever wonder why every 50 or so swipes a male profile pops up?

If the man was gay he still wouldn't accidentally leave his profile gender set to female..

>>126556200
>I find it hilarious how we keep hearing how the government is working so hard to fix the "housing affordability crisis". They aren't fixing anything these democracy makers.

Same case with youth unemployment. And gang violence in Melbourne. And the destruction of the Barrier Reef. And the Budget Surplus. Fucking kikes and kike enablers need to be shot in the street, but I guess we can't do that, either.

>>126556406

The only thing the government is doing is selling off land for houses.

If you are in the building game now there is alot of money to be made. In my suburb develepors are snapping up blocks, dividing them for a duplex. Selling each duplex for 1.2mil each. They are making a killing.

These days in Sydney you pay more and get less land.

>>126556604

mind you i am getting messages from ugly women. when i mean ugly, im talking 150kgs, and a face like a its been in a vice.

>>126555981
>entire pic
loser faggot rationalizes and lies to himself about why his is such a piece of shit.

>>126556671

yeah i noticed that. a random guy pops up while your swiping

>>126556768

Listen to Fat Girl by Steel Panther and get inspired.

Srs had a mate who got a tinder slut, she was a clingy psycho, had to pump n dump. It's got such a bad reputation, it must attract some very bad sorts.

>>126556152
Its marketed as a premium Super Food.
Also easily damaged, so more care required in processing and shipping. Adds to expense in a first world nation where food ships long distances.

>>126556344
Can't even buy an australian made pushbike anymore.
>malvern star makes their bikes in chinkland now
They made awesome gear when it was aussie made.

>>126525744
What the fuck is "avocado toast"? How the fuck would fruits work well with bread?
>>126528326
I'd say a 6/10 but yeah, it's not like he's beyond recovery. It's just going to take a while, and it's going to be tough.

>>126526266
Nice bait. They fell for it.

>>126551297
t. Angry lying woman

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>>126556870
It's dodgy as, it happens to everyone it seems. I've been making a study of this recently and asking all of my mates - same experience.

Let me guess.. you generally match with a lot of rotters and the odd hottie? But never really hot hotties, just a good 7?>>126556881


I'm calling it, tinder needs to be added to the list of dangerous and huge Jewish tricks. Fucking cunts..

>>126557033

have a look at

https://australianmade.com.au

surprising amount of stuff.

>>126533437
i hope you know that your muscles wont grow if oyu just eat vegetables.
Eat proteins. Like lean chicken or tuna

>>126557463

i dunno, i matched with a 8-9 today. messaged her before. havent heard back yet.

rocking body on her.

>>126557033

>calls up internet provider to fix problem
- gets some Filipino outsourced cunt on the other end of the line

> calls up bank to fix credit card issue
- gets another Filipino cunt off shore.

The greed of the jews knows no bounds.

>>126525744
Stop being ugly and maybe you can get some Tinder dates too.

>>126557356
It spreads like butter, is high in oil and protein. Ham, lettuce and avo roll, no butter, was my breakfast for many years.

>>126557033
We still make meth here, right?

>>126546850
>>tfw you look like simon from the inbetweeners
>>tfw trying to make classy sexual moves with me mums gay ass beamer convertible
>>tfw only male hairdressers want to polish me knob

Don't ever try weed dude, it ends bad for you...

>>126546850
I'm honestly getting Elliott Roger vibes from you mayne.

>>126557702
I have never used drugs or alcohol.

>>126557830

i never haven't used drugs or alcohol, in fact im drinking vodka now

>>126557640
You can go to the Phillipines and outsource your wife if you don't mind mixed children.
My Ex-BL got fed up with my sisters shit (she thought Sex and the City was a how to manual on relationships and a dog was an acceptable substitute for a child). He went to Thailand as a medical tourist, came back with a new smile and a new wife, one who cooks, cleans, makes sure he eats well, respects him and holds down a job.
I still talk to him, don't talk to my sister who has descended into crazy cat lady land.

>>126556457
Managerbro here too, will never work with poo in loos ever again if i can avoid it. Have almost got tacit approval for mandatory written work samples for interviews, so should keep me safe from poo fingers for a while yet...

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>>126557636
Hmmm I hope she's not a bot, most of my super hot matches were. They have a secret VIP tinder, I bet the super honeys get moved there so they're only presented to guys who are on that.

They would do it I think..

Could you put the merchant as your tinder profile pic? Hobbies; shekels, tricks etc.

I wonder who he'd match with..

>Me on the left, dress up party at work

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>>126525744
is avocado toast really that expensive? avocados and bread are both pretty cheap at my grocery store desu.

>>126547225

Just so you know, you're more like a 4 then a 7.5

>>126547950
80% 50 degree Celsius death zone more like it.

>>126557688
Import from malaysia lel but also some small cook sites in the country as well

>>126557955

ive worked with fijian indians, they are good people. mainland indians dont like them. they dont get along.

>>126525744
>"Yes goy, blame your financial problems on the economy, don't work at becoming successful, keep eating avocado bread and complaining about boomers"

>>126558052

Man, I never knew Australia sucked so much

This avocado cunt can fuck off.

A coffee and a dart is my ritual not some joke of a sandwich. If it is a sanga it has to be bacon and egg.

>>126558057
Artisanal meth craftsman... methsmith

>>126557976
Hass avocados are like 2 for 4 ridgerydigerydoo dollars, and it's made with sourdough toast, not some nigga tier wonder white shit. You also add some crumbed feta too if you feelin fancy

>>126558133

australia is sucking more everyday. be recently the governments been stepping back on mulitculturalism and migration, foreign investments changes are coming soon.

its what people want, the government is sort of listening it seems.

>>126558133
At least the weather isn't balls sticking to thighs cold leaf

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>>126558214
I like to squeeze some lemon juice on mine

>>126525744
>Gurner's entire business is shitting apartments in to the housing market, thereby speeding the bubble popping
>Talks about profligate spending on stupid shit preventing millennials from being able to save for a loan
>Mentions avocados doing so

Anyone that makes a mint spurring the downfall of boomer ((("investors"))) while shitting on libcucks is a good bloke in my books.

>>126525808
Tinder is heaven for chads and hell for non chads.

>>126526518
this , but maybe were spoiled because were a tall, strong group of people. A 160cm mexican darky can never be in the top 5%

>>126558133

To be honest the lifestyle is good on the weekends, beach, pubs, camping, fishing, boating.

It's getting harder for the working class in the cities, we are getting jewed big time. House prices jumped up massively in the last 10 years. You are paying more for less land. Apartments are affordable but if you want a family they are rubbish.

>>126558441

tells you what type of women are on tinder.

>>126558013
Than* and false. I am considered above average by the majority of people. Fuck off leaf cunt.

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>>126549051
It's a man idiot...

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Three K's a day keeps the niggers away.

If you hate niggers, jews, spics, arabs, faggots, commie scum as much as we do and you want to raid some tranny server once in a while, you should join the official Moon Central Discord. White people only, Introduce yourself in #introductions

https://discord.gg/rDSBTgq

1, 2, 3, 4 I declare a race war!
Join us and lynch a nigger tonight!

14/88,
The Triple K Mafia

P.S Fuck Niggers

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>>126527800

>>126559081
Nixon did nothing wrong

>>126558655
At least Tinder is better here, in america its 80% dark ugly skinned girls 20% white, and the top 5% of girls are smoking hot and only talk to chads (or at least not me Kek)
I need to get into fucking shape

>>126557955

Progress is going the right way

One of the best shows got booted off air as it was too offensive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kj78anyCkM&t=1s

>>126546850
you're looking at the camera like you want to make skin suit out of someone

>>126557640
Fucking Telstra are the worst for that shit.
>getting constant internet dropouts
>call telstra support line
>filipino cunts just reading off a list
>get them to send a technician after 3 hours of arguing
>they send a phone technician instead of an ADSL qualified one
>he has no idea, can only check the pit outside and suggests I try different cables
>ring the fuckwits again
>make 2 of them cry, get top level tech support
>dude finally has some understanding of what he's supposed to help with
>rattle off that I've done their stupid troubleshooter bullshit, replaced cables, replaced modem, replaced filter
>tell him I'm 100% certain the phone jack in the wall is fucked, he agrees because the line test on his end isn't showing faults
>finally get the fucking jack fixed, suddenly no more internet trouble

HOLY FUCK, WOULD IT NOT HAVE BEEN CHEAPER FOR YOU CUNTS TO LISTEN TO YOUR CUSTOMER, HAVE SOMEONE THAT UNDERSTANDS THAT SHIT AND SEND THE RIGHT KIND OF TECH IN THE FUCKIN FIRST PLACE