AUSPOL COMPUTA GENIOUS edition

I am r computer genius ama

>>125991089
new power supply purchased for my pc
will that stop it from randomly shutting down?
this anon hopes yes

if not this anon will have to use his craptop

>>125991621
Mine randomly switches off, but then it comes straight back on again and all my stuff is still on the screen. I think it just goes to sleep.

It is 6 years old. I am not going to replace it until it dies.

>>125991738
mine would just shut down and restart
origianlly thought it was cpu overheating due to dud fan so got a new one
was not the problem
purchased a new 750 power supp

hope it's the problem
we shall find out

>>125991907
750 watt not dollarydoos

>>125991959
>750 watt
That's a lot of watts. You might have done better taking it in to an expert.

>>125992060
fuck that
if my fucks up i'm just gonna build a new one
the old cunt is old as fuck anyway

(((computer repairmen))) are the biggest ripoff merchants ever

>>125992160
Can confirm.
I do it for grog money, people tell me what they pay for similar services at the local computer repair shop, it fuckin blows me away. I mean shit, I think the most I've charged is $150 for recovering files from a corrupted windows install and reinstalling windows, yet these cunts are charging $475 for a RAM upgrade and windows install on a laptop

>>125992336
they take advantage of technologically retarded boomers

good business desu

>>125992431
Yeah, I've been tempted to do it a few times myself, I did hit one guy with an idiot tax though, cunt kept breaking disk drives, turns out he was getting up, making a coffee and using the disk drive as a fuckin coffee cup holder. I mostly deal with the elderly though, its great, turn up, drink coffee with them while I fix a problem in 10 minutes, walk away with $50 in hand.

>>125992749
you're a good soul, anon

jk ur a poofta

>>125992830
nah mate, just a piss head with an affinity for shoving my hand in tight spots.
On a serious note though, I'm surprised more pc shops don't get taken down for poor business practices, the one here has been busted selling used gear as new and selling dodgy parts for full price.
The best one though was $75 for 2GB of ddr2 ram. $75 for something that can be had for $8 and a two day wait off ebay.

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>>125991023
Fuck off we're full

>>125991621
random switche offs could be from an bad connection on a cable, make sure theyre all tight, if that dosnt fix it its usually a motherboard problem, power supply wouldn't be the cause of it, replace motherboard if nothing else

>>125993649
Does that go for my problem here too: >>125991738

Has anyone seen any (((bagels))) for sale from Woolworths bakery?

I saw them advertised in the catalogue.

>>125991738

bios corruption by the sound, reinstalling wont reset the bios setting, go into that at computer boot and reset to basic. if that dosnt fix it, and you havnt tried a reinstall its again most likely a shorted circuit tripping on the motherboard

>>125993649
been holding tight so far, if it's a mootherboard problem then i'll just a get a new pc

>>125994029
I think I will just leave it since trying to fix it might lead me to fuck it up more than it is now. The problem can be lived with for the nonce.

>>125991621
clean the dust out of ya computer you mong

>>125994133
motherboards are like 100 for top tier, lookin at 30 bucks realisticly

>>125993649
motherboard battery can also cause it I've found.

all this nerd talk about pcs, just use a laptop and console game you fag

As aussie i fully agree

>>125994785
I need big monitors to watch TV shows and Movies, and lots of HDDs to store all my stuff.

>>125994886
fuck off chink

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>>125991023

>>125992336
You sound really good at it. I can fix pretty much anything, haven't used a repairer for at least ten years. But that sort of knowledge takes years to learn. I would hate to be a computer repairer. They mostly look pretty miserable and underpaid.

>Social Services Minister Christian Porter has launched an urgent probe to determine how an eccentric UFO group received thousands of dollars in taxpayers' funds.

>Mr Porter said he was unaware his department had approved nearly $6,000 of grants for the Tuggerah Lakes UFO Group on the New South Wales central coast since 2013.

>Mr Porter, who is an avid Star Wars fan, is reportedly in disbelief about how public servants could ever approve the funding.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-05-18/porter-launches-probe-into-taxpayer-funding-of-ufo-group/8539084

>>125994785
Child detected.

Victorian highschools are suffering
>mandatory """english""" class
>studying the patriarchy and racism against niggers and abos
give me the power to redpill my teachers on niggers and women in my next essay auspol
>inb4 yr 12 is underage

>>125997120
I only graduated 3 years ago and we didn't have that shit?

>>125997120

use molymeme foolproof arguments

hey gay cunts

>>125997198
Maybe you got lucky, the curriculum changed recently and promotes progressive ideology if not requires it
public school too, so I shouldn't have expected anything better. Wasn't expecting this in a rural city though.

>>125997198
literally this. Graduated 2 years ago and the indoctrination is greatly exaggerated. even when I was underage and bait on aus/pol/, rarely encountered any of this shit. I doubt it's gotten this bad in two years, but this is QLD

>>125995194
Nah, doesn't take years, just a sufficient period of boredom and a willingness to fuck around with things that you aren't "supposed" to.
Tafe classes for PC stuff are a scam and I even had a woman tell me I didn't know what I was on about because her son said something different and he went to university for a computer repair degree.
tl,dr version: just fiddle with shit, do research, fiddle more and you'll learn enough to get you out of all kinds of problems short of catastrophic hardware failure within a couple of hours.

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>>125991023
>Two men heard arguing before shots were fired outside the Crown casino in Melbourne - sending the heart of the city into lockdown


Reasons like this we need to tighten our gun laws and make them stricter. Quite frankly we don;t deserve to live in fear of guns being used to kill/wound us on the streets.

>>125997418
You don't fully comprehend just how cancerous Melbourne and the ACT is, they've corrupted everything up to the goldfields

Where can I buy a prebuilt computer, customisable or not from?

>>125991621
even faulty ram can cause shutdowns
i took one of my sticks out after getting shutdown errors and its fine
one of my sticks were faulty

my fucking legs are freezing

>>125997120
>English classes are bad.

Fuck off pleb, if anything we need double the amount of English classes in Australia.

>>125997612
Stop wearing skirts m8.

>>125997541
shit idea, you have to be a fucking monkey not to build your own. If you're serious just buy a laptop with a half decent gpu and processor

>>125997426
2 hours. Bullshit. Takes years of fucking around cunt, plus you wanna have those good hands you've got. I don't have a good touch and I've ruined a motherboard or two I suspect from upgrading so now my computer box stays closed unless something breaks.

>>125997759
yeah ive got heavy hands too
dont like going in there even though i know what to do

>>125997635
Shut up cunt, I read Dosto and Melville at home and trash like Hannah Kent at school. It promotes nothing but subversive ideology. A retard will stay retarded no matter how many feminist novels you force feed him. I agree that English is necessary but not this shit.

>>125997759
Not bullshit, watch a 10 minute yt video and put that fucker together. You must be retarded.

What's the name of the novel they made me read in year nine. It is about a young wog in Australia. Gino or Niko or something.

>>125997653
I'm retarded anon, so do you know where?

>>125997541
Msy should give you best value for money but the support might not be great because they are cheap gooks so you might want to just go to dell or an independent white cunt that will charge you more but give you better service.

>>125997991
arent the ebay shops a lot cheaper for getting a computer made?

>>125997945
>actually reading the book

Top kek most of us got a quick summary online and bullshitted our way through tests and questions

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T*UMP.

IS.

FINISHED.

>>125997967
>watch a few yt videos
>use a pc part picker
>???

>>125997967
look around online and don't buy retail if you can help it, it's the equivalent of second hand dealerships selling used corollas for 20k<

>>125997967
Get a system from pccasegear.

>>125997461
oh fuck off off idiot

>>125997461
Do you live in fear of guns being ised to kill/woound us on the street?

Sounds like you might be paranoid, or suffering from high anxiety

AKA, harden the fuck up, Stefan

>>125997891
A 10 minute video will give you the knowledge to solve all problems you will encounter? Ha ha bullshit cunt.

I just google stuff and skim read when I have a problem but you probably need a reasonable amount of fundamental knowledge before that will work.

>>125998049
I don't know I just go to msy and build my own.

>>125998175
>oh fuck off off idiot
lel, don't take the bait

>>125998226
msy would likely have more quality parts compared to ebay shops id guess

>>125998262
pccasegear is best shop

>>125998190
that's fine too but literally all you need to know is what fits your mobo and how much power you need

>>125998190
You only have to put together a few parts. Literally dead easy. I made my first with by watching yt videos and was only about 16 years old

>>125998313
Yeah constructing a computer is easy. I just follow the motherboard manual. I'm talking about fixing tricky problems after it's old.

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not auspol related but RIP this guy. dont you hate it when one of the dudes who made the soundtrack to your youth dies?

also had an interview today. is it common to be interviewed by 3 people these days? it almost feels like an interrogation

>>125998296
do they sell through ebay?
the name seems familiar
maybe i got mine thorugh them

>>125997945

There was one about some chick named Ally Brandy i think. But it was a chick wog with a deadbeat dad.

>>125998447
What problems?

>>125997991
can confirm msy are great that's where i buy all my parts they even compete with online prices

>>125998484
nah they have a site, google it

>>125998521
No it is not that looking for alibrandi cancer. It was a bout a teenage guy. I think he fingers a chick in the back of a rusted out car wreck.

>>125998588
yeah i did couldnt find a link
must have just seen it b4

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yfw rags like baka and abc are reporting shit like the comey notes as 100% unarguably real while merely citing another publication that itself cites anonymous sources, but most people believe it all without questioning because citing the fact another publication published it is enough for most people to believe it

>>125998619
>>125998588
a link to an ebay shop i mean***

>>125998568
>msy are great
They are chinks who don't speak English. I got them to make my first system and they did a shithouse job. Cables everywhere and shit half unplugged,

>>125998619
www.pccasegear.com

>>125998521
Looking for Alibrandi.

>>125998674
yea the gooks at mine speak ok english
cunts even forget to charge me for thermal paste dumb gook cuntts

i just take a pic of the thing i want and show them the pic because gooks cant into english

>>125998535
Maybe why a video card won't work.

>>125998459
>dont you hate it when one of the dudes who made the soundtrack to your youth dies?

> tfw went for a walk at 9pm when i found out Adam Yauch died and didn't stop till sunrise.
Needed a cab ride home.

And if it's for a serious corporate position i'd imagine it's common. Was it just 1-on-3 or were they ducking in and out.

When i was a retail pleb i got interviewed by like 5 different retail managers, but it was a group interview with them weaving between people.

>>125993960
Yeah i had one once after hearing about them. They're just fucking sweet bread.

Great Northern or Carlton Dry

>>125999010
Great northern. Go to bell pub, best great northern I've ever tasted and I'm a Sydney pale ale fag

>>125998813
oh fuck that was such a shit day when adam died. fucking hell. did you end up seeing the beastie boys live before he died? i remember them playing big day out a while ago but i was probably too young at the time

yeah its a relatively serious position, graduate process engineer at a power plant

the 3 dudes were there the entire time, the "panel" consisted of an electrical and chemical engineer, as well as someone from middle management. its for a 3 year contract too

>5 retail managers

fucking hell i hate the shit that HR puts candidates through just to get a job like that

>>125998459
Shit aye. Famous cunts dropping like flies. They were pretty much 3rd place behind nirvana and pearl jam. Getting crusty is a worry.

>>125997120
>give me the power to redpill my teachers on niggers and women in my next essay auspol
ow the edge, what do you expect to accomplish?

>>125999180

And yeah i caught them a few times live, but the fucked up part was it happened like a week after i found out about Hot Sauce Committee and that Make Some Noise video, so i had just got back into them hard and got a dick in the face.

As for the job it seems about right for that position, they'd want multiple big boys giving the a-okay before locking in a hefty contract like that. Good luck, sounds like a sweet gig.

All you normies with your music idols.

I like some music but I don't give a shit about the people who make it. Most of them are degenerates.

>>125997120
>year 12
>not just telling your teachers what they want to fucking hear so you can get out of class and not get noted as a problematic student

stop trying to be an individual in hs

That's what adult life is for

>>125997328
>rural city
Ballarat? Anyway I'm so glad i didn't have todeal with that 5 years ago.

How are the Sydney and Melbourne police?

>>125999503
>Most of them are degenerates

if i was concerned about what other people do to themselves then i wouldnt be listening to any music at all. i can say the same about their political beliefs since most of them are bleeding heart lefties

what was the meme bill hicks quote?

>>125991023

>ATO raids your ass for just having over $10K in the bank
>Son of ATO deputy and 8 other people fuck over the entire country.

Well well la de dah

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>>125991023
>tfw labor is gonna win next election

>>125999571
>>125997120

Unironically this.

If you can stomach it it's fucking ez grades at Uni too.

I legitimately bumped by uni grades quite a bit by swallowing my pride and posting some commie rhetoric in a poli sci elective and a "Thank you so much for teaching me the way professor! bash the bourgeois!" 2 minute verbal handjob 2-3 weeks before grading started and hey presto High Distinction for the most basic marxist rhetoric i could ironically shit out while listening to music in all the lectures.

>>125998813
I went for a job at optarse once. Just for some shitty phone job. They sit 10-20 of us candidates in a circle, give us some stupid question about how we're all trapped on an island, and basically whoever talks the most and over the top of everyone gets the job. Some snotty bloodless cunt HR bitch i sort of knew , because she was sort of friends with some other stuck up bitches I went to school with was hanging to the side judging us, one of the candidates, some hard on in an expensive suit and groomed to the eyeballs takes charge, does most of the talking about being on a fucking island, probably got this shit job.

I hate Optus, and it's no wonder people aren't terribly keen to work when you get treated like that. Just to give some stupid whores an hr job.

>>125999852
The alternative is worth a wojak meme too.

>>125999503
I agree it's not healthy and they are literally all latte lefty cunts.

>>125999852
I'm kind of glad, liberal are cunts tbqh.

>>125999892

Amen man. HR is literal makework for women and an outlet for combatative retards justifying their passive aggression to a third party rather than just sorting their shit out with one another.

>>125999880
basically this
don't go to uni though
get a trade
they're not marxist idiots

>>125999342
How is that edgy? He is young and challenging the educational system, there is nothing wrong with that if there are objectively teaching false information,, what do you get from your shit post?

>>125999571
>>125999880
No way I could do that, I am a little too prideful to suck dick. Been getting by with an As ignoring the socjus shit and focusing on other aspects, but I feel like I'm about to be pushed a little too far when the prompts are specifically about racism and sexism
>>125999342
I think it would be amusing to get a critique from my lefty teachers, maybe they'd even grade me well if they are as open minded as they pretend

>>126000193

Amen it was the 90s when i went through, can't imagine how much more intolerable and oversaturated it's gotten now.

>>126000100
Both parties are shit but labor is fucking deranged and shit. We need less spending on welfare, health and education

>>126000139
Yep it's just for faggots and bitches to dob you in. Giving power to people who would otherwise be bullied, and rightfully so, out of the workplace. Or at least be forced into a submissive state. This destroys morale and so then you have people only spending a year or two in each job before moving on.

I want to go to uni just to get a comfy office job.

>>125999880
this doesn't work if you chose a course that actually develops useful skills, e.g something in STEM. Your fault for doing that elective.

>>126000139
HR is a bloody awful idea and their entire staff are either bitter old feminist cunts, bitter young feminist cunts or stupid cunts. It doesn't matter what I would do stranded on an uninhabited island, I'm here to fucking move heavy shit from point A to point B or press a series of buttons/keys until smoko, rinse and repeat.
There's also the problem of them picking people to hire based on totally irrelevant shit like if they want to fuck the candidate or not.
You could replace the entire concept of HR with a multiple choice test and a 5 minute chat with the shift supervisor.

>>125998674

>letting some other cunt build your shit

>>125999852
They really won't. The budget did enough that no one has anything to whine about and Bill Shorten is even more unappealing and underwhelming than Cuckbull so there's no need for the change. Both parties are the fucking same shit and unless they drop a budget like Tony and Joe did no one is gonna vote them out.

Uni students will be pissed but it's not enough to turn the tide.

fuck that was spooky last night we got shutdown cause of the seth rich shit

>>126000234
>challenging the educational system
I doubt anon's going to be starting any revolutions. The educational system is 99% pozzed because all the teachers are women who had this nonsense poured into their heads for however many years straight while becoming qualified and our schools buy into that same stupid American shit about freedom and good feelings meaning that half of our students' time is wasted on giving them worthless electives for the sake of choice and time wasting non-learning exercises to break things up because god forbid kids spend all their time at school learning. Chinks are a bunch of cheaters and drones but I get the impression that they're still better than us at this.

>>125997328
How did the curriculum change recently? What do they teach high schoolers nowadays?

>>126000644
That was back when I was still mentally retarded.

I'm better now.

>>126000638
Yep that's what they used to do. Just have a chat with the manager for 5 minutes. He likes you or he doesn't.

>>125997418
how do high schoolers discover 4chan?

Why is it so difficult to buy a house in Aus?

>>126000617

I did Electrical Engineering, my uni had a mandatory 4 electives over the 4 years of the course.

I specifically chose it for the ez grades in the last year and it worked out 110% in my favor. Why you heff to be mad?

>>126000721
???
As far as I know these threads can only be killed if you go naming individuals and possibly inciting action against them; e.g. a certain judge who will not be named who labelled a man a sex offender for trying to save his daughter from a pedophile.

>>126000740
I finished year 12 a couple of years ago. I just remember all of my English teachers being feminists and all of the books being about feminism or refugees. We occasionally got Shakespeare but none of the really cool stuff. Why don't schools ever do The Tempest? That's my favourite one.

>>126000740
I'll be back in a bit with a link, if you're interested look up VCE English curriculum and selection criteria.
>must include women, Chinks, dark skins to reflect diversity
>no sexism/racism
>must display (((affirming))) viewpoints
etc.

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>Middle and working class have taken on high amounts of personal debt.
>Low wages push personal debt higher
>Over 50% living paycheck to paycheck
>Massive un/deremployment
>People can't pay back debt, go deeper into more debt
>People can't pay off mortgage
>Debt bubble bursts
>Housing bubble bursts
>Economy crashes because nobody has any purchasing power because of low wages and high debt
>Inflation creeping up
>Heading for stagflation
>Government wasted our natural resource cash for quick gains, sold the rest to private companies
>Public can't drive the economy with purchase power, government can't drive the economy without national debt rising, businesses aren't confident in the economy so stop investing

The crash is coming, lads. It's going to be a horrifying spectacle to behold. The global crash is going to start here, and it's going to start because our politicians are spineless fuckheads who don't know hiw to exist outside of media events and opinion polls

>>126000824

100k immigrants a year for what must be 15-20 years at this point, that only live in the big 3-4 cities while no overhaul of public infrastructure (including housing) to accommodate such a massive hike.

>>125999892
That's terrible, I had something like that for a RA volunteer thing but you were given more chances than that.

Speaking of interviews had one yesterday for basically a resort, I accidentally sent an old resume so i ended up correcting them that i currently don't have a job. To my surprise I got called back today for a police check and they were going to chat to my referees. I must be getting better at interviews.

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>>125999852
>>125999920

>>126000781
Word of mouth, at least it was a decade ago when I first started lurking. Nowadays you have underage cunts openly talking about /pol/ and 4chan as a whole on twitter and jewbook. It fucking sucks.

>>126000721
4chan goes down once a week for an hour or two. How have you never noticed this?

>>126000781

Usually any online community will lead you here. Fuck I found this shithole 8 years ago on a maplestory forum.

What is the ducking point in increasing TAFE course prices as much as they have? It destroys one of the main points of TAFE.

>>126001093
No it doesn't. It hasn't regularly gone down since 2007/8

>>126000968
It's also because everyone is a little bitch that wants a land rover from their Coles job. I'm going to quite enjoy it. They won't be able to afford the shitskin invasion anymore if we crash. I hope.

>>126001028
Good on you mate sounds good working at a resort.

>>126000867
i'm not mad lol, just making a point, chill.

>>126000781
word of mouth, first got on here when i was 14

Got a group interview at Aldi tomorrow for a 25 an hour position. Wish this anon luck cunties.

>>126001247
With a healthcare card some courses are cheap

>>126001411
Aldi is a shit chain to work for. What position?

>>126001247
because somebody has to pay for the courses fucktard.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-05-18/jewellery-store-robbery-in-malvern/8537580

I live close to this store and one of my work colleagues is friends with the owner. He said the men were Sudanese.

Of course there is no mention of that in the article. They are just described as 'a group of men'

When is our community going to stand up to these animals. We just let them walk all over us.

>>126000934
>Why don't schools ever do The Tempest? That's my favourite one

fucking a same here. it was one of the only works by shakespeare that i actually enjoyed

did you finish high school before 2009? i remember they changed the curriculum after that

>>126000983
Try about 200-400k per year for the last twenty years.

>>126000781
weebs find it pretty quickly, I got here from some forum 6 years ago

>>126001093
an anon literally predicted the timing of it
>>125880197

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>>126001516
>the longer the media goes without mentioning a criminal's appearance, the surer you can be that they aren't white
It's a pretty solid rule here even though it came from America.

>>126001580
I finished in 2015. The Tempest is also my favourite Shakespeare movie adaption even though it's slightly insane. But I think that works in its favour.

>>126001595
I wonder what the total count would be including all of the students, temporary workers and all the rest?

>>126001472
The system they had before worked fine you cuck all the changes have done is make it harder for unemployed people to reskill.

>>126001411
Good luck anon, make sure to establish dominance.

>>126001791
Not sure I've heard figures of 700k. Some cunts go back to where they cane from though.

>>126001791
>the longer the media goes without mentioning a criminal's appearance, the surer you can be that they aren't white

I think it is phrased "the longer the media goes without giving the identity of the assailant(s), the less likely it is to be a white male"

>>126000193
To put some faith back into things;
I'm going through an economics and business computing course at Uni, and there's essentially no hard socialist alternative bullshit anywhere.
In fact considering the course it's essentially capitalism all the way, hard results, competition, no feigning cowardice, worker's superiority or """"equality""""

I do wish those socialists would stop fucking advertising outside my uni (the irony).

>>125991621
delete system 32

>>126001469
Retail Assistant

THE TAX MAN STOLE OUR DOLE MONEY

>>126002117
University socialists are some of the most zealous bastards I've ever met. In person they aren't too bad, just skeezy looking nerds with pamphlets, but their poster-game is ridiculous. My university alone most require the sacrifice of ten square kilometres of forest every year to feed this beast.

>>126001516
>tfw live in sudanenong
>tfw sudo cunts don't chimp where they live
>only in rich areas

what time do youse have din dins?

>>126001247
protip: a lot of people enrol in tafe purely to keep receiving centrelink

>>126002286
At La Trobe they outnumber every other poster at like 15:1, I've started to tear some down if it's late at night.

>>126000355
I'd agree with the welfare and health cuts, but the education needs similar funding with a less severe version of their student loans payments conditions, and higher stress on competent teaching and rousing inspiration in students.

I can't stand to see department after department of successful endeavors from public schools in my state get cut down because muh funding, muh teaching miscommunication, or muh inequality.

Enough with studying the pretentious menagerie of explicit 'empowering' texts and more power to the child who can learn calculus at year 9.

>>126002363
before 8
eating after 8 is bluepilled and decreases sleep quality as digesting while sleeping makes your sleep shit

>>126002401
I tore down a few when they were talking about the glory of the Russian Revolution and how Lenin was a hero who dindu nuffin. Aside from that I can ignore them. That cuntfaced bitch with the raised fist does bother me though.

>>126002363

Having it now.

>>126002363
when ever I feel like it since i'm a big boy

>>126002382

I can confirm this. My brother is 26 and he has never worked a day in his life. He just keeps doing tafe courses.

iirc you have to pay for courses if you already have a cert of that level in something else, but the cost is negligible, because you never have to pay back the loans if you never work.

>>126002443
what if I don't go to bed till like 4am?

>>126002363
Six for the fix m8
Got me some pancakes with the lads.

>>125997541
umart used to be alright. haven't used them in years though.

>>126002508
if i've got a bachelors from uni can i go back and do a cert 2 in electrical shit to become an electrician?

>>126002382
So I a person who want to change careers to Nursing because Pajiet destroyed my field deserves to be fucked over?

>>126002531
dunno cunt i wake up at 6.30 am and go to bed at around 9.30 pm because i'm a normie

>>126002363
I have my last food or drink at 4pm, otherwise I need to get up during the night to piss.

>>126002558

Dunno, google it. Even if you have to pay for the course you would make it back easy on electrician wages. TAFE courses are still super cheap compared to uni.

>>126002363
Wherever the missus cooks it

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how do we stop young Australian men from falling for the Asian vaginal jew?

If you're an 18 year old male in Sydney, your pool of dating choices is 1/3 Asian. Moreover, they are interested in white bois and are oftentimes less obese than their white counterparts.

>>126002787
you post this shit in every thread dude

>>126002787
Who cares their spawn will be inferior to my pure white spawn.

>>126002841
He is probably some chink that is mad that asian women prefer white men

>>126002421
I completely agree with that sentiment but that's a problem that will be solved when you stop giving them money for that bullshit so they can be taught useful shit.

Maths, English, science and IT/CS until like year 8 then let the kids pick from a larger range of topics suited based on their grades and their keeness.

>>126002841

Clearly he really wants to know how

>>126002787
Are you the guy whose Dad married the gook prostitute?

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Evening lads, just watched The Legend of Ben Hall. pretty good

>>126002841
I'll stop as soon as I get a non-meme answer

I had a job interview at Dan Murphy's and it went really well. But it's been 2 weeks and I haven't heard anything back. Is this how employers deal with people? No phone call, email, nothing. Thanks for nothing.

>>126002962
My GF is unironically a direct descendant of this Ben Hall cunt.

>>126003037
Does she have sideburns?

>>126003037
no shit, mad bitch.

>>126002787
Aussie girls are by and large shit. Import from eastern europe or our you're lucky to find redpilled western European women then go for that.

My wife is from country norway and hates niggers more than me. I hate Jews and she's ok with that too.

>>126002909
Fuck, you're right but there are nowhere near the resources for that.

What's the use in teaching Gen Z kids the macro applications of elected coding classes and different coding languages pre-university, when they just want to fuck off and practice their six hour long homework and get paid enough for petrol or some shit?

>>126003102
No but she does have blonde hair and blue eyes.

>>126003106
Which means our daughter will also be.

>>126003004

Dan Murphies is owned by Woolworths so 100% you will not get a response unless you made it to the next round.

I applied for tonnes on Woolworths jobs in highschool and never heard anything back from them.

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I saw a recent headline on the ABC news ticker along the lines of:

>LNP to suggest stricter gun laws to combat illegal imports

Does anybody see an inherent contradiction here? Stricter laws to prevent already illegal occurrences? Do these people think putting the word "very" before "illegal" makes people less likely to fucking do it?

>Well, this is illegal
>And I REALLY want a gun
>But it's very illegal and I could get into a lot of trouble
>Better not!

>>126002986
>how do we stop young Australian men from falling for the Asian vaginal jew?

turn all men into faggots, kick out the chinks or stop men having their most natural instinct

>>126003154
>Which means our daughter will also be.
you're a good cunt

>>126003155
Feels bad man :(
How does one get a job?

>>126003307
A good place to start is to have a job. Employers are more likely to hire people who already have jobs and are looking for new work. If you do not currently have a job then you should askskkkkmcmcbkjgdikdddzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz which should work out if you pull yourself up by your bootstraps and give the manager a firm handshake.

>>126002986

Most Australian women are either really hot, or really disgusting. We aren't allowed to shame women for being disgusting thanks to feminism. They are also left as fuck and have retarded political views.

Why should someone have to stoop to fucking some disgusting bogan just so he can preserve white purity.

I should mention a little story about today.

Went with the lads to grab some pancakes at a nearby shopping mall.
Some numale clique fuck with tight skinny jeans and akhbar beard with shaved head and tribal tattoos skimps over to a clothes shop to our left.

My m8 walks in front of me to look into the shop.

Straight up yells in the doorway "HANS, GET THE GAS".

Fuck it's good to not be cut down for that in this country.

>>126003307
Apply and apply and apply.
Customize your cover letter and resume in line with the requirements of each job you apply for.

It's gotten me a shitload of interviews. I currently work but I want another job to get more shekels.

>>126003406
I'm screwed aren't I?

On a related note, what happens when you run out of money? I mean absolute ZERO

>>126003307

Do volunteer work if you're desperate. That always looks good.

>>126003406
this is the most honest answer I've ever seen.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-05-18/canberra-man-12yo-girl-sex-colorado-mother-pimp-fbi-pornography/8539220


Your daily reminder that our ''justice'' system is garbage

>>126002787
Who cares. Hapas just want to be Aussie from my experience. I kind of feel sorry for some ugly white bitches. Getting left on the shelf for gookies. But they almost certainly vote cuck so the sympathy is fleeting.

>>126003431
>implying anyone understood that

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Any cunts going to the anti turnshit and anti trump rally in June?

I don't care about turnbull or even trump really but I'm always mustard to rile up some lefties

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>>125991023
AAA whahaha, Buy more "Millenials".
Then suddenly.... It's Gone.

>>126003140
I think we should cut away homework and put emphasis back on parents to educate or parent. Get them away from school as fast as possible. The super intellectual and bookworms will follow there passions out of school and the athletic and tradie types will do the same in the back yard or what not.

Obviously you'll have to start at the ground level like everything. Start at the physical hardware then move to software. History and evolution is important but should flow into the learning not a block at the beginning you get tested on.

Kids who excel at coding will be able to pursue it naturally and autonomously in class. Basic function and use should be taught as soon as possible. Definitely *buntu and linux uses in the workplace. Basically you shouldn't be teaching teenagers or adults how to use computers or programs like excel, etc because they'll have the ability to self teach or learn based off of prior knowledge and experience.

>>126003469
>Do volunteer work for ages, months and months of unpaid work at restaurants and the local animal shelter
>Apply for a job
>Get an interview
>Woman interviewing me gives me a look of concern as she looks over my resume
>"So... you haven't done any paid work in the last two years?"
>Entire interview goes tumbling down

It barely matters. You want a job, champ? Know somebody who can get you a job. If you don't know people who can get you jobs, enjoy Centrelink. Not having any recent paid work is a HUGE fucking warning siren for a lot of employers, especially since most HR people are women and have a female mindset.

>He hasn't been paid for work recently
>He mustn't be worthy of being paid since nobody has paid him recently
>Better not hire him

This is how women think with men, too. If you're currently in a relationship or have other women interested in you, then it affirms your position as a viable romantic interest. What I am saying is that women running HR was a fucking mistake.

>>126003468
Basically, yes.

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My legs and back hurt and I can't get an erection
Did I make a mistake choosing to be a construction electrician?

>>126003419
Nup. This is how it is.

10% are hot.
The next 10% are fairly hot.
The next 30% are rootable but are only 6-7s
The next 10% you'd stick your dick in if they begged you and paid you and you might just to reward them for staying slim.
The next 30% are moles and pogs.

>>126003772
>women running HR
they all seem to be run by women

>>126003822
what's the other 10%?

>>126003894
Because HR is a fucking non-job sector. A place to stick women with English and "service management" qualifications so they can sit around playing fucking Facebook games and bitching about Jenny from the office down the hall.

>>126003950
Kids

>>126003801
You will get used to it and your body will adjust. Just stick with it.

You are permanently impotent now though.

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>>126003772
> tfw haven't had a paying job in 2 years but done a fuckload of work experience before this current shithouse job
It hurts to walk
It hurts so badly

>>126003950
Oh I stuffed up. Add 5% to the bottom two.

>>126001411
gl dude, I went on one of them and failed lol.
They had us work a little bit, while they interviewed us one at a time.
Make sure you're first to do what they want you do to when they have you working, take initiative and practice your interviewing questions and you'll get it.

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>>126004078
If I have to go another full month of this bullshit, I'll be a cripple

>>126003894
Because they're "really good with people" and have some trash humanities degree
In my short experience in searching for work I've found that it's basically pointless to apply anywhere with HR hags

>>126004091
so 15% of women would pay me for sex..
I might have a chance at a job after all

>>126003970
They get paid pretty well too just checkout seek if you want to vomit.

>>126001411
Wow. Despite having 10 years of retail experience they wont even respond to my applications. I just assumed they only hired brown people.

>>126004192
What exactly has caused the problems m8?

>>126004215
same, I was trying for a HR position but theyre full up where I looked. positions open now and then for it bt it seems like they do JUST want women, middle aged ones at that

>>126004192
Harden the fuck up princess. Men have worked harder and longer then you. Fuck mate they let women do your job. If they can do it then you can. Eat a bowl of concrete for breakfast darling

>>126004244
>10 years of retail experience
>overqualified
>must be a shit person for him to still be working in retail and not management positions at late 20s/30+

>>126004215
Some of them are cool. I think they mostly judge you on whether or not they'd root you, or you them.

>>126004244
>10 years retail experience
ouch

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>>126004249
Years of laziness being brought to an end by manual labor, rough ins on a building with shit falling from the roof and a paycheck.

>>126004385
my mates in the same boat, decided to get a online uni degree (he can do it in his spare time), he's half through it and now people wont hire him because he is studying

>>126004141
They get you to work? Damn. Nice cunt. What kind of questions do they ask?

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>>126004383
I'm trying mate, I really am.

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>>126004244
>tfw sent them my freelance writer resume with 2 years of experience

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>>126004633
> mfw getting bit work with a cert 2

>>125998096
are you even trying?

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how long will aus/pol/ last before it stops getting posted again like the last time, seriously a poor mans brit/pol/ fucking aussie cunts

>>126004567
>They get you to work?
Yeah, they had us unwrap a pallet and start stocking some of the cold stuff like cheeses, ham, bacon and that kinda stuff. It wasn't much really.

>What kind of questions do they ask?
They asked me very generic interview questions like, "Tell me about yourself" "Why do you want to work here" "What are your strengths and weaknesses" and asked me a few questions about my resume and what i did in my previous jobs.

>>126004609
Just don't give up or complain more than anyone else. Nurse injuries and don't miss a second of work. Drink with the boys when you can. They'll be bigger drinkers so be careful.

>>126004832
I shop at Aldi exclusively so I think I'll be able to handle that part fairly well.

Ah yes, generic questions. Marvellous.

I'm going to wear business pants, black leather shoes, dark blue long sleeve button up shirt and a tie. Good idea?

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>>126004795
We're alcoholic degenerates who actually get a root, unlike you boys

Soppiest bunch of emotional cunts

>>126003663
I have a seven year old brother, the shit they have him doing is absurd. Every night he's got some ridiculous excuse for 'homework' which always just seems like a hopelessly naive and deluded idea of what smart kids might have done for fun at home 100 years ago. He's always got to measure the length of table legs or find something bigger and smaller than his lunch box or some other useless non-task.

With all the time they have him wasting on this garbage he could probably learn fluent Mandarin by the age of 12.

do any anons have any experience in IRL shitposting?
there's this one cunt to whom i want to deliver an epoxy coated poo daily for the next month
>what are the best sources of fresh, well formed poos
>what preparation do they need i.e. freez drying, dessicating etc
>storage temps?
i have the right resin to coat the poops with, nd am thinking about making discarding sabot poop rounds to shoot out of a tshirt cannon.

>>126004795

Shut up mum I don't need your approval

>>126004795
Every /pol/ thread is an /aus/pol thread.

It'd almost be funny, your bastard spawn having more hegemony and noticeable presence than you, if it wasn't so sad.

>>126003772
Make a slight omission, put some of that volunteer experience as employment history.

>>126004900
I only bitch and moan when I get home Tbh.
Yeah I'll give drinking with the boys a try

>>126004986
I'd keep all of that, but lose the tie honestly. It's a supermarket you don't really wanna look too formal.

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Did you guys know there was an African bushranger? He was the first Aussie Bushranger!!!!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Caesar
the fuck ay

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>>125991023
How did we convince the world we're full?

>We want to get the public on our side
>Let's hold a strike and fuck over thousands of members of the public who have nothing to do with our dispute

>>126005149
We didn't

>>126005135
so thats captain midnight huh

>>126004986
Yeah, never worry about dressing well. A recent hair cut will go alright.

Just lie if they ask you a question like what's your strengths and weaknesses.

For a weakness i say I'm a perfectionist and sometimes get stuck on the small things when i need to step back and look at the big picture. Just say you're working on it as well.

>>126005135
niggers being thieves and criminals shouldn't be noteworthy

how can i find pub freinds pol
got money (thoughtrying to save up to go to deep south america)
got time
no friends

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>>126005207
Well bantered.

>>126005231
jesus fucking christ
>got to pub
>drink beer
>get half pissy and talk shit to randoms
how fucking hard is it?

>>126005135
I saw a nigger on the train home today.
Like the dark as shit African types who wear skinnies and have a diamond earing.
I thought it was weird since you don't see many African niggers that far out of the city

>>126005131
True I'm gonna try and match their uniform and they don't wear ties good point cunt

I want this fucking job being an Aldi slave seems very comfy

>>126005207
lol
quality post
>>126005223
fuck off mate, it's pretty much the same as the rest of them

>>126005042
Education needs to be completely overhauled and majority of teachers sacked if they don't fall in line. With computers you could probably cut teachers with automated learning and pre recorded lessons.

>>126005348
what's out of the city for you? you were still on a suburban train so I call that in the city

>>126005348
south east melbourne baronia and see them popping up around the station. Never seen them 5 years ago they stand out.
Saw a muzzie on the train today action all suspicious with his angry eyes.
At least lilydale station is 100 percent white with

>>126005410
Lolno
Teaching primary school kids is more like being a prison guard

>>126005520

You mean Boronia?

How is it you cant spell your own suburb correctly?

>>126005533
we should put them in a paddock and tell them theres a nardoo stone buried in there somewhere and whoever gives it back gets to go home early
that'll teach them about the real world

>>126005476
Nambor is pretty out a ways

>>126005520
They're increasing in brissie too.
Packs if the ugly fuckers and their dropkick sisters come out into the valley every night

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AUSTRALIA YES
>toy guys, ages 8+
>stole some guy's python
POLICE RESOURCES WELL SPENT

>>126005231
If you're in Sydney I'll drink with you. Just sit at a quiet pub at the bar and continue to order beers until you feel like stopping. People will talk to you. Don't go to some shit cunt bar where it's loud and the crowd is young.

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>>126005744
>FUCKIN TOO DEADLY

>>126005645
nah im ferntree gully
>saw a old junkie at the baronia bus stiop
> looking for cigarates or rolls
> finds one under a seat where a shchool girl with a skirt was
> she was pretty horrified a guy was under her looking for cigs

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>>126005695
looks like it, is it in Africa? what's with all the monkeys?

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>>126005744
>GLAD WE GOT THESE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION OFF THE STREETS BOYS

>>126005744
> nimbin
Kek

>>126005533
I was thinking more high school. Sometimes i forget children are shit because their parents don't beat them.

>>126005846
It's not Africa, it's Queensland

>>126005410
They'll just go on strike, they're fucking teachers

>>126005744
>F I R E A R M S E X A M I N E D
>may be charged under firearms act
?????????????????

>>126005938
you sure? why are there elephants and Africans on trains?

asians are all over a public schools here in victoria same with indians
> most private schools are turning into half asian half indian
> public schools now have asian groups where 10 years ago there was maybe 1 in the whole year level

>>126005955
Let them. Why do you need teachers if you can hire seccies to stand in a room and enforce discipline and monitor the children.

>>126006086

There was only one non white kid at my highschool.

Feels good to live in some poor ass bogan suburb

>>126006216
My High School had a group of Asians in every year who were all social retards who stuck together being gross nerds.

>>126006047
There is a reason a fuckton of South African whites moved here after apartheid ended

>>126006305
they were homesick?

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>>126006104
> mfw Armaguard seccie tazes the abo and african kids extra hard

>>125991621
Check that your fan is working properly, could be overheating

>>126006364
Pretty much
Same weather and lots of whites and a funny accent

Difference is we don't have millions of niggers

>>126006418
In my future Australia there aren't any non whites.

>>126006533
you have queenslanders. what's the difference?

>>126006528
yeah already replaced it with a COOLERMASTER

>>126006643
> imfuckingplying

>>126007047
>workitoutdumbcunt

>>126006558
In my future Australia, a merge of libertarian nationalism happens as it can only work in a pure white world, devoid of chinks and nignogs

>>126007115
I will fucking fight you, cunt

>>126007280
Coolgardie chicken shop, 20 mins cunt

>>126007384
Fuck that mate, caboolture traino, bro

>>126003004
Get used to it. Some places will have the courtesy to give you the usual "thanks for applying but we're going with someone else" and the rest will just flat out ignore you.

>>126007552
compromise? meet ya half way at the truck stop just over the bridge in Port Augusta.

36mins. be there

>>126007552
Oi pull your head in, menai skate park after school

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What is with the overuse of nignogs in australian advertising?

>>126007833
fuck sake, I got to turn around, meet me at Echuca port
all of you

>>126008141
they are the prime market of lego and looking cool

>>126008178
Cuuunt I'm at the pub give me 20mins

>>126008256
if you're not there in 15 I'm driving home.

>>126007206
In my future Australia, the nation is ruled by a domineering class of Anglo-Celts over bogan craftsmen and industrial serfs, with a Spartan dualistic monarchy (I am one of the kings) and it's also near apocalyptic like in the first mad Max film

>>126008141
All of those department stores have taken it upon themselves to be spokespeople for diversity. Their commercials include disabled kids now too because they have to make sure they're exploiting every potential demographic

>>126008534
> Bogan craftsman and industrial serfs
HAHAHAHAHAHA Those cunts are smarter than you will ever be.

new thread when you aussie fucks

>>126008816
We stand by our threads until the last post.

>>126008687
the disabled kids should sell cricket gear and weights because otherwise its ablest as fuck

>>126008721
Laugh it up now, plaebian, because I will OWN you in ten years

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>>126008816
this>>126008860

we go own with the ship

>>126008860
>last post
nice one

>>126008940
*down

>>126008940
well you're not gonna go up with it are you ya daft cunt

>>126009129
We'll go where we bloody well please you whingeing pom

>>126009129
we're on the opposite side of the planet, so, relatively to you.. we do.
>i'm so clever, sometimes I confuse myself

>>126009333
no one cared how clever I am
that's clever, fuck you too
I'm clever

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>>126009333
Three Threes yes please