Leftist Paper Publishes "The Beginner's Guide To 4chan

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>In my first five minutes on 4chan I saw some pictures I cannot now un-see (one of which literally did give me a nightmare a couple of nights later)

>>124331746
>What do you think? The author claims he literally got a nightmare from a picture he saw here.
That's why they're losing. They're sheltered cowards who have lived their entire lives inside a padded bubble.

>>124331865
Good

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>But there are some signs of opposition creeping in on the site itself. During my research I was struck by the amount of counter-harassment I saw from a more ‘liberal’ perspective.

Apparently shills are such a problem now that even the media is reporting on them.

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>>124331746

Thanks for more newfag phoneposters

>>124331865
How sensative can you be like wtf its not /b/ in 2005 anymore.

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Leftists are scared 4chan has the ability to wake people up from the MSM's propaganda induced fever dream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmGqG3grTrg

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>>124331746
>4chan
>a particularly dirty kind of warfare

Someone make a new banner out of this

>>124331865

post more mexican gang videos

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>>124331865
Too bad he did not die

>>124331746
>G*rmany is the enemy of the white race. They started WW1, killing millions of whites, just because they were jealous of the British Empire. Rather comically, they lost the war and lost territory to the British Empire as a result of their ineptitude. Also, unbeknownst to many, the G*rman invented communism and spread it to Russia during the war to weaken them. Eventually, this would kill millions of whites. The G*rman, deeply consumed by shame and anger, sought to re-establish himself as a somewhat relevant regional power. To try and achieve this, they elected a socialist, who fought in the aforementioned war and held a great grudge against the Anglo. In his bitterness, the G*rman created lies about G*rman superiority, to try and justify his lust for power and his neighbours’ lands. Thus war was declared, and with all too much predictability, the G*rman lost another war, with many millions of whites being killed. Again, comically, the G*rman had his own lands taken over by Anglos. The G*rman was defeated. For now. Many years passed, and under the divine mercy of the Anglo, the G*rman was allowed to rebuild, and even to thrive. But the seed of guilt had been implanted in the minds of G*rmans, so as to keep them weak. The G*rman, utterly humiliated, now put his hope in the EU instead of his conquered homeland, and in his autism invited the Middle East to Europe. This was done so that G*rmans could finally live beside a people lower than them. And so it was the G*rman's blood lust continued, as these new guests killed many whites. But alas, just as the G*rman began to feel a fell hope, the Anglos had defeated them again with Brexit. Who knows what the future holds, but there is one thing certain - the Anglo will always be here to thwart the G*rman menace.

>I may have even dipped my own toe in the water – strictly for professional purposes. And to make 4chan a bit more interesting.

Aaaaand he's here forever.

I want moot back.
At least he recognized that /pol/ is destroying 4chins

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>>124331746

>>124331746
Schlomobro, great find. These morons don't get it. We're Frankenstein's monster. Society made us and now they can't form an angry mob fast enough.

>>124331746
"SJWs (aka Social Justice Warriors aka ‘liberals’ aka non-racist people)"

Love it

>>124331865
was it the baby kill/fuck?

>>124332314
Agreed, also achive link you lazy fucks.

>>124331746

4chan has been occasionally in news for a decade now and normies never stay here. In fact, media presents 4chan every year as a new thing.

>>124332473

Google the website, they were founded after Brexit for the specific purpose of countering the "fake news" that caused Brexit. Of course they think this. It's like a British version of Shareblue

>I may have even dipped my own toe in the water – strictly for professional purposes. And to make 4chan a bit more interesting.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES GET OUT

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>>124332385
>>I may have even dipped my own toe in the water – strictly for professional purposes. And to make 4chan a bit more interesting.
>And to make 4chan a bit more interesting.

I unironically want to kill this faggot

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>>124331746
Hnnnnnnnnggggg

>>124332561

http://archive.is/SCems

>>124332562

It's a pretty predictable phenomenon, the normies who come here lurk for five minutes, become terrified and quickly unplug their computer and go cry in their safe space and have nightmares like this faggot, everyone else stays and ends up redpilled.

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>>124331865

You do know the Chaos God frog occultism is not a joke?

>>124332473
you would think after losing they would get some perspective

>>124332727

Probably this, also this site is not like an ordinary discussion forum. It's difficult to follow threads at first and people will run out patience soon.

>>124332072
They're so locked into goose step that they think unless you have 100% conformity, it's a sign of being fractured.

>>124331746
Why do they always capitalize the c?

>>124331746
This shit... THIS is why we hate you r/ t_D

Constantly posting about
>/pol/ doing this... based 4chanz!! le cool!

on plebbit is why all these fuckers are here now. It's never been a secret club but all this cancer has come from mostly you faggots.

>>124331746

>Blackburn says that the election of Donald Trump saw a surge of resistance on 4chan that has made things “more interesting”.

A Surge of Shills more like.

>>124332644
It's really the hubris that pisses me off. He's pissing into an ocean of piss and he thinks he's pissing rosewater.

>>124332072
>But there are some signs of opposition creeping in on the site itself. During my research I was struck by the amount of counter-harassment I saw from a more ‘liberal’ perspective.

Kek
He takes shitposting as legit opposition

>>124332152
>frogposter upset that users aren't all pastey white basement dwellers retards
Like pottery.

>>124332644
I bet he's the one posting the nigger porn.

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everyone act retarded.

>>124332932

One of the hallmarks of 4chan is the extremely high posting frequency, on /b/ and on /pol/ peak hours it isn't uncommon for a thread to 404 just 10 minutes after the last post and every time you F5 the front page you're greeted by a new web of content, this makes the discussion very difficult to follow. Obviously this doesn't apply to the slower boards but newfags very rarely venture on to those.

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>>124331746
Why the fuck does this article try and make us sounds more powerful than we actually are?

>>124333273
Isn't that what we already did since 2009?

>>124331746
Why do these news sites always spell it 4Chan, with a capital C? It's obviously incorrect.

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>>124331746

nice article

excellent journalism

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>>124333301
keepon keepanon

4chan's days are probably numbered. Just wait until the FBI or CIA become aware of it.

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>>124331865

Fuck off kike

>>124331746
>4chan: The site you never knew was influencing you
Is this non-existent shit like internalized misogyny or does the author mean M E M E M A G I C is real?

>>124333273
please, i'm in character since 2011

>>124333364
>facts
>no bias
journalism is dead

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>>124331746

I wonder what they think about worshiping ancient, dormant chaos gods..

>>124331746
Why are Westerners such overly sensitive faggots?

Does pointing out you got nightmare from a picture on an imageboard site make the point of the article more solid or what?

It looks fucking childish, pussy and retarded.

>>124332727
>become redpilled
Nah. It's more like they go to /b/ and they either like it (normally kids) or are repulsed by it and then leave without further exploration. If they can actually learn how to use the site and jump boards or use the catalog, there"s a high chance they'll find their niche and hang around.

>>124333285
sensationalism. It doesn't matter if your story is accurate as long as it's interesting

>>124333417
I think he's saying our (((tricks))) and (((schemes))) were well learned.


Thanks, dad.

The Beginners Guide To Why A Massive Crowd Is Booing Us And Our Suicidal Policies And Who To Pin The Blame Of Our Multi-Billion Dollar Loss On

>>124332152
i love my smartphone it's so much more compact and convenient than a laptop i can even browse reddit on it with one hand while servicing my boss with the other hand

i love having a job so much it makes me really feel like a productive member of society haha NEETs don't know what they're missing! after 2 more years of internship i can start earning money to pay off my college debt and in about a decade i can finally start earning money that i can actually spend then maybe i can marry a fat bitch and work hard for the rest of my life to provide for her and raise a few kids so i will have the satisfaction of knowing i helped the progress of human evolution by adding 2 or 3 more turds into the global toilet bowl that already contains over 7 billion turds

that is my main goal in life, what i want to do more than anything else

>>124333285

They need a boogeyman to rally around.

>jeremy Blackburn doing a study on /pol/
>has livestream raids on his Twitter
This is the fuck making those downvote slide threads everyday that only redditcucks take the bait on
https://twitter.com/jhblackb?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

>tfw when the normalfags don't realise shitposting is a theatrical performance where we all play characters because it's funny

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>>124333439
>please, i'm in character since 2011

my dude

>>124333284
>and every time you F5 the front page
What is this, 2005? Use the catalog, grandpa. There's a sort function for last reply, bump limit, and creation date.

>>124333583
All the world is a larp and we is merely larpers

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>>124333273
Trump is best
also nazi breddy good 10/10
gas the juice now

geil gitler

>>124332727
y knot ink lude the ark hive in the oh pee?

>>124331746
HOW HARD IS IT TO FUCKING ARCHIVE LINK YOU GAY HOMOSEXUAL JEWISH FAGGOT

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>>124333240

>>124333663
But then who was phone?

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>>124331746
Bonjour France, fille des USA ici. J'espère que votre femme et vos enfants sont bons. Uhmm, vous devez régler le pendule dans l'autre sens. Sinon, l'islam sera votre vie bientôt. Très bientôt. Il prend déjà 99% de votre vie maintenant. L'islam est un cancer grave et virulent qui a presque misastasé complètement dans votre cerveau. Terminez-le maintenant ou vous finirez. Le vote pour Macaroni et le fromage est comme un vote pour le cancer du cerveau. C'est le diable. Ne faites pas un accord avec le diable. Ne participez pas à votre dernier coup de mort suicide. Ne pas voter pour le cancer du cerveau français. Macron est égal au diable.

>>124333061
Because it's 4 Channel retard, like in BBC.

>>124332727
missed the id. ignore previous post

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>>124333729

>>124332727

>http://archive.is/SCems

thanks for the archive schlomo

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>>124331746
>The author claims he literally got a nightmare from a picture he saw here.

this picture?

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>>124333273

>the ‘n’ word was replaced with ‘google’, a disparaging word for ‘Jew’ was replaced with ‘skype’ and so on
>'n' word
They'll never learn.

>>124331865
I miss the old 4chan, where you could be on /b/ for these five minutes and encountered non stop CP and gore. Kept these normalfaqs away

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>>124333601
>random dog
Every time

>>124331746
>no comment allowed

well color me surprised

>>124331746
>http://www.theneweuropean.co.uk/top-stories/a-beginners-guide-to-4chan-the-site-you-never-knew-was-influencing-you-1-5006102
>It was designed to mock SJWs (aka Social Justice Warriors aka ‘liberals’ aka non-racist people).
>It was designed to mock SJWs aka non-racist people
wew lad

>>124331746
oh yes im sure adding to the retard soup that is the minds of these people the idea that the left is losing everything to a site about anime discussion site will totally get them back on the level and wont drive them to the brink of sanity at all

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>pic gave him nightmares
Someone make a meme that makes
lefty fags kill themselves

>>124333493
It's part sensationalism part virtue signaling. Like that one journalist that claimed he got PTSD from shooting an AR-15 one time.

>>124331746
I've dipped my toe into 4chan...thats all it takes, to just dip ones toe....not years of getting ones hands dirty messageboard crushing or tricking people into nudes on irc or hacking nude patches into AAA games....just dipping my toes and i can make a difference x)

>the ite you never know was ifluencing you
>but facebook, youtube, reddit, tumblr, twitter and pornhub are perfectly safe goy.

>>124331746
>In my first five minutes on 4chan I saw some pictures I cannot now un-see
Probably went on /a/. No one should visit /a/.

G..guys, are we /extremists/?

>>124334102

>not even an angry dog
>just a happy dog ambling along

It's so perfect.

>>124333961
Those must've been the glory days.I guess it stopped because 4chins got too much attention eventually?

>>124331746

This paper is edited by Tony Blair's old spin doctor. He's an alcoholic cunt tbqh lads best to ignore him.

Articles like this are always good for a laff or too

>>124333493
>Westerners
commies

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>>124333273
I'm a civic national;istic

There's a disproportionately large number of Israeli flags in this thread.
Which one of you cunts wrote this article?

>>124333410
OH NO, NOT THE PARTY VAN!

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>The European

Propaganda rag. They're still butthurt about gamergate and pizzagate yet they use the same blatant lying in the article itself.

>>124334232
I actually came here as a kid back when Arby N The Chief was a thing because he would always talk about Anonymous. Shit looked stupidnso I left. Like 4 years later when pony became big I took notice and came back.
Point is, one or two visits ain't shit if you don't understand the format.
/blog

>>124333273
Jokes on you, I've been acting retarded since 2004.

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>>124332072
> Blackburn says that the election of Donald Trump saw a surge of resistance on 4chan that has made things “more interesting”. I may have even dipped my own toe in the water – strictly for professional purposes. And to make 4chan a bit more interesting.

what if shills are actually college professors and PhD students.. Litterally financed by the tax payers money.

what is up my fellow 4Chan users?

>But there are some signs of opposition creeping in on the site itself. During my research I was struck by the amount of counter-harassment I saw from a more ‘liberal’ perspective. Blackburn says that the election of Donald Trump saw a surge of resistance on 4chan that has made things “more interesting”. I may have even dipped my own toe in the water – strictly for professional purposes. And to make 4chan a bit more interesting.

>he actually thinks hilldawg shitposting is some kind of liberal resistence

liberals, everyone

>>124331746
>But there are some signs of opposition creeping in on the site itself. During my research I was struck by the amount of counter-harassment I saw from a more ‘liberal’ perspective.
This guy is smoking something if he thinks MADAM PRESIDENT tier posters are actually influencing anything here.

At any rate Chanophobia needs to end.

>>124334925

Hello user TlnK2QpL!
Not much just browsing my favorite chat forum!

>>124331865
Must be the first time the author left his libtard circlejerk bubble and the cognitive dissonance hit him too hard

libtards dont understand that the environment is literally designed to exclude them.

if you cant handle being called a nigger faggot over and over, you dont get to engage with free speech. it's that simple.

>>124334450
Moot became a faggot and banned all the fun stuff. 7 Chan arose not unlike infinichan. Then it did down but those days were glorious. Then it came social involvement and moralfags ruined it all.

>>124331746
Every single time I see an article on 4chan, I know it´s going to be fucking shit. Either they paint the entire website with the same, broad, brush or they just have no idea what 4chan is. A Dutch website called it an ´extreme right-wing website'. /pol/ perhaps (and even that is doutbful, I mean, what is extreme about Wojack , Pepe and nazi-memes) but what about /v/, or fucking /ck/.

>>124335085
Its a double-edged sword though. I can't go back to using regular forums after spending over a decade on 4chan. Post restrictions? No swearing? Having to upload pictures to some shitty image host first? People jerking off their post count like it means something? Fuck that noise.

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>It has stopped being a secret club, like you used to see in the old news groups of the early internet, and is now big enough to have an impact in the real world.”

I-i'm not part of s-s-sekret klub anymore?

H-hold me Anon this is too much for me.

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>>124332314
This good?

>>124331746
Seems like a bit of a bias article in my opinion, equating SJWs with anti racism when all they do is promote racist identity politics, and no mention of the misleading mainstream media narratives which 4chan pushes back against, the whole thing came across as overly smug really.

>>124334925
>>124335040
Ha ha! You are totally \ourusers\

>>124334450
The wild west of the internet ended and the party van started pressuring moot. In the end he caved in. Started the slow decline of /b/. Now it's only a shell of its former glory

>>124331865
>>In my first five minutes on 4chan I saw some pictures I cannot now un-see (one of which literally did give me a nightmare a couple of nights later)
Maybe he saw the webm of this kid being beheaded with a knife, I'd post it but the faggot mods would probably ban me

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>>124331746

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>>124331865
OY vey, what could he have seen?

>>124335173

There is something to said that everyone kind of has a different opinion on what 4chan is, everyone would use different adjectives to describe 4chan and if you were to write an article without using adjectives you'd get nothing. The reason all the articles are from a liberal perspective is because clickbait. If you want 4chan to flood your article you don't talk about how good a site it is, you try to trigger them.
>We
>Us
>Etc

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>>124335352
>>124335040
>>124334925
Ohello /b/, my name is Chips Handon. I always like to lork at 7cham and I also like mudflips too, as you do. DASU DASU LOL. I also like having sex with underage children (HOES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY DICK), shop the wops, do a battle roll and i just lost the match. Due to the fact that i'm not a noobfag i know that /random/ is in possession of a great variety of "PC", at least those of you that aren't underage B%. in a nutshell, I need Anomalous to deliver to an Astrafaglian /re/tard some of his "PC" (you know what i mean LOL). ROW ROW ROW THE BOAT. PLEASE DONT MAGE THIS THRED IT IS NOT COPYPIZZA, BUT ORIGINAL COMMENT.

>>124335268
Add the logo somewhere too.

>>124335440
He saw that /ksg/ was up to 3300 threads and it broke him.

>>124335407
Post it from your phone and then go back to your PC

>>124335407
He probably saw a picture of a heterosexual white couple

>>124332072
Shills are such a problem that the media itself is falling for the bots and nerd virgings

>>124334925
Hey there, great memes we're having on here just now wouldn't you say, just us regular users enjoying our meming as always nothing out of the ordinary, I can haz cheezburger ? hahaha ha.

>>124335507
*holds up spork*
long cat is long

>>124331865
>can't handle a single image
>has authority to write a beginner's guide for anyone

Is that new york "journalist" who got ptsd from firing an ar15 going to write a beginners guide to ar15's now?

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>>124335268
Use this

>>124331865

She should have come here when /b/ wasnt just a porn board

That was some serious shit

>>124332655
Kek, she probably lives in your town

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>>124331949
He probally saw a tire necklacing gif in a nigger hate thread.

>>124333410
buddy the cia is full of sjw bronies and the fbi browses /pol/

We are 3 maybe 2 degrees of seperation from the president.

Also 8pol has less shilled discussion and is a /comfy/ place to go when 4pol gets unbearable.

>>124333748
It's actually Yotsuba Channel.

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>>124335440

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>>124331865
/pol is tame and pretty lame compared to old /b we are doing a piss poor job keeping out the snowflakes. old /b was great at getting rid of special needs children.

>>124333617
Catalog is for fags. I only check out alive threads unless there is a sea of slide threads. Most threads beyond page 3 are bump bump bump bump

>>124331746
"A particular kind of dirty warfare" called freedom of speech, it's a pretty foreign concept to young liberals but the whole internet used to be this way.

>Someone took "Um, sweetie" posting seriously

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>Go to a Board that isnt my interest
>omg this whole site is cancer

>>124335173
Haven't you seen the /ck/ discussions about how to properly prepare your oven so the jew suffers the most? They say shit even /pol/ would say is going to far. And don't get me started on /po/.

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>>124335509
Like this?
>>124335727
I don't really feel like using Pepe.

>>124334981
>At any rate Chanophobia needs to end.

No it does not. Do you really want this place to become Reddit 2.0?

>inb4 it's already reddit 2.0

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>>124334859
>are actually college professors and PhD students
I'm an assistant and a PhD student, but I'm not a shill

>>124331746
If he got a nightmare he must have been of a weak mind and stumbled on a trap thread in /b/

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>>124335291
yeah, i dont really see a difference between SJWs or race purists either. theyre all identitarian, big gub, anti-family (though seperate on which kind of family they hate).

>>124335931
nigger

>>124331746
wow, what a fucking boring article

could have made a fucking effort

0/10

>>124331746
That's not a guide. It's a diary entry about a commie trying to shitpost and getting BTFO.

>>124336027
I like this. Sent it to the mods with a link to the thread.

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>>124333273

>>124334859
more correct than you know
twat com /jh bla ckb/status/858595019858599937

>>124333088
They'll adapt eventually and realize that lebbit is nowhere near as fun as this place. We'll always have a newer Newfag than the last doing this shit. But they'll adapt so long as we keep calling then newfags and pushing their faggotry away from here. Punching left always works, punches away those who can't take it (author in op) and punches right those who can, thus becoming a better debater/shitposter. Looking more for solid discussion and a great time rather than epic 62468 upboats or 99 replies [deleted]

Ultimately, 4chan is not about le redpill, it is about having a truly genuinely good time. Redpills are a symptom of this (the truth)

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>>124331865
Well this gave me a nightmare ~10 years ago. Repeated exposure to this and lotus breast cured me of my Trypophobia though

>>124333273
>Act

Secret KKKlub.

>>124335931
cunt

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>>124336191
A'ight
Ama go out for a walk, so if you have any better ideas, just use this full resolution version.
Scale it down to 300x100 for banner size.

>>124336053
>inb4 it's already reddit 2.0

Even jokingly we're nowhere near as awful as that cesspool

>>124333273
I was just shitposting xD

I remember one of myfirst times on 4chan I saw a gif of a dog getting chainsawed. Also a small dog getting fed to a snake. It was pretty surprising but no nightmares.

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>>124336339
>>124336146
Tiggered

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>>124336304
What about lamprey fingers?

>>124336346
I meant "send" not "sent". You do it.

>>124333410
You realise this is a FBI honeypot site?

>>124333285
Y-you're welcome.

>>124336027
>I don't like using pepe
I don't like you

>>124336448
>when your fingerbox is infested

>>124336451
>>124336415
Too bad murkin. You're obligated now.

There was exactly one good article on 4chan. Anyone remembering DAS TROLLPARADIES?

>>124331865
>when the redpill hits

Hey wait, why isn't the "New European" written in Arabic and scrawled in feces? It's for new ."Europeans" isn't it?

>>124336448
>when you fingerbang an Asian.

>>124336304
>lotus breast
I still can't handle that but anything else I'm okay with.

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>>124336472

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>>124336604
What about this?

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>>124331865

>>124331949
or a shotgun slomo

but this is the real world they never see and thats whats giving them nightmares

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>>124335720
I think the only person who should write a beginners guild for 4chan is pic related
People need to stop taking everything so seriously

>>124331865
Nice. Such a strong effect on him will make him curious to visit again. And again. Then he sees something funny. This small positive moment will take him down a one-way street

>>124331746

>"mostly fictitious material"

Boy have I got some news for you.

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>>124332450
>>124333874
>>124335507
>>124335793
Kek
we're going to need maximum autism power to drive them out... for once the summerfag army could be useful

>>124336501
Fine, I've sent it out.

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>>124331746
>In my first five minutes on 4chan I saw some pictures I cannot now un-see (one of which literally did give me a nightmare a couple of nights later)

AHHAHAHAHAHA what did he even see?
>/out/ kicking cairns?
>/ck/ putting tooth paste on ramen?
>/toy/ making plastic scale models?
>/a/'s latest waifu?
>/fit/'s gains?
>PEPE THE FUCKING FROG?


GET A GRIP MATE

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>>124331746
Let them come I say

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>In my first five minutes on 4chan I saw some pictures I cannot now un-see (one of which literally did give me a nightmare a couple of nights later)
Pic related

>>124336985
>Implying this isn't how Pikachu's Vacation summer invasion 2017 begins

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>>124335507
>ROW ROW ROW THE BOAT

>>124335931

fug

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>>124331746

>popular because it's 100% anonymous
>4chan is the dark web
>nightmares

Lel, if the author is reading this thread (implying he isn't OP) please kill yourself you absolute faggot. You have no idea what you're talking about, and if an image here is giving you nightmares it's probably best you just stop experiencing any manner of reality.

>>124331865

Probably saw a picture of Ebba Akerlund ripped in half and had nightmares about the poor Muslims who might experience Islamophobia as a result.

>>124337189

How about niggers dumping boiling water on a cat?

>>124331746
>The term ‘meme’ takes its name from the biological ‘gene’.
What

>>124337500
What is even happening?
If anything, show something like the roaches getting squished by tanks in HD from the recent coup.

This website is satire. The pictures and videos posted are doctored. I do not endorse bigotry of any size.
Please don't van me.

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>>124332727
>happy merchant providing the archive link
wtf is going here?

>>124337500
What is even happening in that webm?

>>124337523

I'll be honest, those pics of the chinks boiling dogs alive seriously fucked me up. Didn't reach the level of actual nightmares but I definitely still make a serious effort not to think about them. You can see the dog's expressions of going through unbearable torture, desperately trying to escape the pots. Fucking gooks man nuke them all.

>>124337625
>newfag doesn't even know how the word meme was invented

>>124336063
Candidate here, also not a shill

>>124337625
Dawkins coined it. It's the intellectual equivalent of genes. Survival of the dankest, memetic evolution, it's all there. Although I contest the intellectual part.

>>124337625
He's right, in a roundabout way. It's like saying ice cream is algae.

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>>124331865
Found it

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>>124331746
This is a great reminder to drop redpills in gore often, especially in slide threads.

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>>124331746
>The author claims he literally got a nightmare from a picture he saw here
what a pathetic manchild

Daily reminder Jews are evil and destructive.

>>124331746
>the new european
what shade of brown is that?

>Blackburn says that the election of Donald Trump saw a surge of resistance on 4chan that has made things “more interesting”. I may have even dipped my own toe in the water – strictly for professional purposes. And to make 4chan a bit more interesting.

Shills only want to make /pol/ more interesting.

/pol/ is a board of peace
#notall/pol/

>I may have even dipped my own toe in the water – strictly for professional purposes. And to make 4chan a bit more interesting.

We need more gore threads.

>>124337849

Yeah the cat thing did that to me. Thank g-d I didn't have the sound on. Human gore I can seem to handle but when it comes to animal torture like you stated it's just a level of human capability I just don't understand.

Things like that prevent me from believing in G-d.

>>124337708
is it possible for anything to get that big without turning to black hole

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How long until the servers are bleachbitted?

>>124338238
Black clock comes close

>>124333413
Kekked at the pic

>>124337640
>>124337816

Some video from a prison in Venezuela, I think. Inmates pouring melted plastic on two guys they tied up, making one eat the other's flesh, stuff like that.

Closest thing to nightmarish I had in my webm folder, or at least with sound and screaming it sounds like they're live-streaming from hell. I have other webms, but gore isn't that nightmarish.

>>124331746
Hello (((Mike Hind))) I didn't read your word hamlet of a blog article, but let me be the first to welcome you to /pol/, now get out, you future lampshade.

>>124337816
Burning plastic torture.

>>124338238
yes you fucking faggot, if it's an active fusing star the heat energy keeps the atoms apart and prevents it from undergoing gravitational collapse.
It's when the star stops fusing and contracts that the gravitational collapse supposedly occurs you mindless ice negro

>>124331865
>normies

>>124338238
Yo mama is an example

>>124331865
>clicking .gifs with fuck tons of replies by people saying "cannot unsee".

I've been here over decade and saw one of a baby be shat on once but apart from that I'm clean.

>>124338537
Never change, hiroki.

>>124338740
TURDTOT HOLY FUCK

>>124338238
It's not the density that matters, not the size. Otherwise the universe would have collapsed cause it be huge.

>>124338661
Haha got him.

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>>124338537
what the fuck even is this thread

>beginners guide to 4chan posted by leftist cuck moron
>comments arguing about the internal stellar process of stars

I'm not even reading this thread, just scrolling through first page

>>124332188
I'm 30. That was my coming of age.

>>124338841
The density matters*
I'm just gonna go neck myself now to redeem my family honour.

>>124336657
That's fine.

>>124337674
I, on the otherhand, endorse all forms of bigotry and will go out of my way to create new forms of bigotry because the current set we have isn't bigoted enough for my ultra-supremacist absolutist views tubey oness.

>>124333273
>mfw to intelligent too act retarded
life is suffering

>>124338860
/pol/ is too smart for politics

>acting like 4chan is entirely made up of one board

Back in the day it was /b/, now it's /pol/. How things change over the years...

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>>124338860
Catalog has kinda killed derail screencaps
It's a shame

> It was designed to mock SJWs (aka Social Justice Warriors aka ‘liberals’ aka non-racist people).
>if you're not SJW you're racist

>>124337951
>this is a redpill
m8, you won't get normies to read anything that long. We should use smaller sized memes.

>>124339334
Which is odd considering that SJW-ism is based on the idea that white people need to help brown people out because god knows they can't do it themselves.

>>124331746
nice try. when will you catch up?

>>124339311
I so miss screencaps like that.

Threads derailing 20 times mid-life are always funny to see when people have no clue what the thread is beyond the OP.

>>124331746
Fuck you /pol/ bringing these disgysting normies to this site.

>>124331746
>jews call us jews now
what universe am i even in

>>124339760
This is total meme war. We are exposing them, so they are exposing us. We need to up our game. Fortunately for us, summer is near, and the summerfag army will come to help.

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>>124335268
Kek well done anon

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>>124339334
just like in another article

>they make fun of us normies (aka the decent people that are not nazi racist mysoginist tranphobes)

the brain washing is strong with these people

>>124334598
>pass user since 2013
You are really playing the part

>>124336448
skub would solve that fairly quickly

>>124336657
skub is prefectly capable of fixing thta too

>>124339760
>jews call us jews now
"The Jew cries in pain as he stabs you."

hahaha 4chan culture is so au contraire
i like it haha meme culture lol! xD

>>124338238
Yes, my disgust

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>>124331746
>articles telling you what to think
Fuck this world and the sheep in it.

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>>124339044
is such a thing even possible?

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>>124331746
Just finished the article. The cuck who wrote that admitted in the last sentence of his "article" that he shilled here. Also, pic related.

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>>124331865
Now I want to know what it was.

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>>124333273
Get stupid, act retarded!

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>>124331865
this one

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where would they go and not get creeped out?
>porn boards
if you go there you know what your in for

>/b/
youd see porn, depression threads, gore, ylyl and weirdos posting cock picks

>/pol/
nazis

>/tv/ /v/ /mu/ and all that other shit
nothing weird there, youd get torn to shreds trying to actually debate there but nothing too weird other than them few hours each day where /tv/ has a n unusual number of threads dedicated to child actors and then some very questionable photos of said child actors

yea I get if you see gore and you might not like it. especially if its animal stuff. but other than that I cant see what would trigger people. surely they see racist shit on fb and stuff right?

I imagine some fags on /mu/ probably told them jsut how shit their music taste is and they believed them so now theyre angry.

or maybe they thought they'd get a decent discussion on /toy/ but then got bullied for not having a good enough collection, or the few toys they did have were removed from the packet and they were mocked for being a retarded man child who actually play with his toys.

Id love to be a fly on the wall watching this fag go board to board and getting collectively shat on by everyone on said board

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>>124333285

Paranoia.

The reason D-Day was such an effective landing attack was that, as well as the beach attacks on Normandy, a cooperating wave of parachute troops were dropped onto the mainland. Due to heavy winds, many plattoons and individual soldiers were blown off course, scattering the drop patterns. the Germans drew back their heavy armour after they could determine any patterns in these drop zones, which made them assume that the landing force was much bigger than they originally thought.

Ride the Neon Tiger taught me that.

Essentially, our anonymous shitposting and introduction of memes into the public eye gives us the impression if appearing much larger and influential than we actually are (for now); we're essentially the hood of a cobra.

>>124341021
you stinky dinky

>>124335773
The consequences were never the same.

>>124338661
Kek

>>124335915

The difference between /pol/ and /b/ is that, much like Europe, we don't keep people out, we kick them out after overstaying their welcome.

Remember the tumblr "raids"?

>>124335507
this never ceases to amuse me

>>124332152

there is literally nothing wrong with phoneposting

>>124334859

Where have you been? It's been known for a week that this one professor at a university in Canada assigned her students to shill on /pol/ to combat misogyny or transphobia or whatever stupid bullshit.

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>>124341154
these faggots get triggered by the idea of Whites having a right to exist

>>124340897
>tfw remember back before 4chan when this was a horrifying image you would just find somewhere with no way to figure out that it's just lotus seeds shopped onto a tit

in a way 4chan really plebbified the art of horrification

>>124331746
Oh great. What this website needed was definitely more newfags and Redditors.

>>124335931
Fucking really?

>>124342397
my best and most intelligent posts are made by phone when I'm falling asleep in bed and just keep mashing the screen and picking whatever words the autocomplete suggests

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>>124341228
>much larger and influential than we actually are
nigger, there are millions of us

4chan is the 95th most popular site in the US

>>124335931
this looks spoopy and I'm not going to open it but is it as snoopy as that Russian guy who was digging up the corpses of recently deceased little girls and turning them into dolls that he would dress and pose around his room?

Also it's a gif so haha do you think we're stupid

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>New European

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>>124333273
We need to bring in more refugees to fill in vacant jobs.

These people can be doctors and/or engineers, despite coming from a third world background where they only know war and being barely literate in their own language.

>>124335507
>ROW ROW ROW THE BOAT
Is that a Gurren Lagann reference?

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>>124332072

It's like 4chan isn't a hugbox with only one opinion allowed

That's Reddit and Schools

>>124338860

You must be new if you think this is uncommon or strange.

>>124333601
DESTROY

>>124333273
guis jews are good ppl tho

>>124336063
>>124337920
Why do you come here?

>>124335931
Fuck u

I can't believe they haven't gotten a single shitposters to turn on 4chan. They clearly aren't accomplishing anything with outsiders.

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>>124333273
Comunism can work it just hasnt been implemented in a serious manner

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>>124335935
you're wrong, though... you're missing out on threads that people actually write thoughtful replies to because there are people typing and not spamming it with reaction images

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>>124331865
Hope it my was knifey pic

>>124333601
this will never get old

>>124331746
God damnit. I remember when all articles about 4chan used /b/, now it's /pol/.

>>124335931
8

>>124331746
>theneweuropean.co.uk
I wonder who is behind this

>>124336297
This is an incredibly faggy post.

>>124333051
YOU WILL NOT DIVIDE US
> YOU WILL NOT DIVIDE US
YOU WILL NOT DIVIDE US
> YOU WILL NOT DIVIDE US
YOU WILL NOT DIVIDE US
> YOU WILL NOT DIVIDE US
YOU WILL NOT DIVIDE US
> YOU WILL NOT DIVIDE US

>>124333273
Okay, but someone warn Canada not to overact.

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>>124331746
Why are they so mean to us? We're kind.

>>124344509
>that awful res
shameful

>>124333581
He's here now. Hello Jeremy. What keeps you coming back?

>>124333273
I like to chew on lead.

>>124333285
Power isn't just what you have, its what the enemy thinks you have too. Power lies where people believe it resides.

If they believe we are powerful, then we are.

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>tfw I have been on 4chan over a decade and still have nightmares from it

>>124333285
4chan is going to become the new Russia.

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>>124331746
This article will certainly increase tourist traffic.

Drop'em if you got'em.

>>124344079

this.
i think it confuses them. they see "4chins is nazis!" and get here and see for themselves there's a fuckton of back and forth on a lot of topics.

that's what i enjoy about this place. it isn't one group think, it's a stream of thoughts from all over with all types of attitudes and opinions.

>>124332932
Following the thread of discussion isn't hard. Watch this.

>Hey, Marklar!

>>124331746

I think it is time for more gore threads

Also Post Archive links you faggot.

>>124346107
http://archive.is/SCems

>>124333811
Absolutely chilling

>>124345912
I can get behind that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtMayiz-18Q

kek, they missed the truly organized mob over on 8ch.

>>124331746

Fuck you nigger.

>>124332727

Thank you.

>A visit to 4chan is like stepping into a party where everyone is masked and the main topics of conversation are Holocaust denial, white supremacy, the secret plans of Israel to take over the world and how George Soros already controls everything in the New World Order anyway. And stuff we won’t even mention in a family publication.

Apparently /pol/ is all of 4chan now.

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>>124345244
sure thang