Why are Anglos and Burgers so uncomfortable with nakedness?

Have you seen the average American?
Brits are fatasses too.

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>>115478351
>Not being naked in 70c Sauna

catholicism

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Wanting to get your knob out in a room full of moist wankers

>>115478483

W-would you accept a burger in your saunas? Im shart trained and have only a little amerifat.

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>>115478351
Gaze upon the abject depravity and evil of the ARYAN man and question yourself: Why did you not ally yourself with the Beautiful Anglo to rid Europe of this degeneracy?

>>115478650
Everyone's welcome in a Sauna my friend

Makes no sense especially for the women who wear a goddamn towel, covering 70% of their body.

Keep your incest fetish to yourself, krautcuck

>>115478649
yes... the sauna is actually just a 70° hot gay brothel...
idiot

>>115478783
The Finn is right. We are all the same in the sauna. All humans naked under God at 95C.

That will last until the Krautcucks covert their last church to a Mosque.

Too bad all the German men are dead. In Russia. With their Knoght's Crosses.

Someone post that Facebook image of a nigger wanting to fuck his girlfriend's underage daughter because she walks around in panties.

My basic theory is that clothing is a way to protect your women from being raped by dark people. Because if you look at Africa and other primitive places they basically just have sex whenever they feel like it. In Detroit kids grow up fucking each other, boys practice on their sisters by about 7 or 8, it's really crazy stuff.

Civilization means protecting against that. So we invented clothing and buttons to confound the simple nigger's mind. Notice that thousands of years later they still haven't mastered the wearing of pants.

>slimes get ficki ficki AND climate that reminds them of home
nice one hans

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>>115478351
Please don't talk about being nude. That's dirty, degenerate, and unsanitary.

>>115479186
Still no blacks and Arabs come to the Sauna in Germany. Why? It is all Germanics, Anglos, Nordics and Japanese.

People who go to saunas should get gassed

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>>115478996
Oh please Hans, tell me how you love to lounge in rooms with fat naked men.

>>115478939
t. Abdul-Al-Habib

>>115478351
Why would you need it to be mandatory? How does someone with a towel effect you

>>115479297
Why do Hispanics hate the Sauna so much? The feeling after 3 hours in steambaths, saunas, swimming etc. is amazing.

>>115478351
Germans are not good people which is why they embrace these things.

>>115479335
imagine being in a room where everyone has clothes on but you are naked.

now imagine being in the same room with the same people but now everyone is naked.

what would you prefer?

>>115478351
>>115478649
This... Also, people often get into the sauna RIGHT AFTER A WORKOUT. Smelly, nasty, stinky, shit encrusted anus sitting on a bench that is hot, moist, and probably riddled with all types of fungus from other people's bodies.

This is how germs spread, you fucks.

>>115479335
>Why would you need it to be mandatory? How does someone with a towel effect you
It is not about towels, it is about undergarments, headgear, swimwear etc.

Nobody cares if you go in with two towels, one to cover your body and one to sit on plus for your feet (most important thing in a sauna is not getting any sweat on the wood).

>>115478483
70c isn't even hot enough for sauna, 80c is minimum.

>>115479441
>Saudi Arabia
>never took in a single "refugee" ever
>doesn't even allow women to drive

Damn, I hope you are going bankrupt soon.

>>115479820
We have over $3 trillion in reserves. We can last for decades even if income declined to nothing. We also took in millions of refugees.

>>115479662
>Also, people often get into the sauna RIGHT AFTER A WORKOUT. Smelly, nasty, stinky, shit encrusted anus sitting on a bench that is hot, moist, and probably riddled with all types of fungus from other people's bodies.

Sorry, but that is just not allowed. You would not just get a lifetime ban in the particular establishment, but also why in the world would you do it? First rule of sauna is you do two rounds of washing before, one with soap and shampoo and one afterwards right before the sauna and then after every sauna.

One sauna/steambath/swimming trip typically involves 15-20 washings.

Who the fuck uses sauna's? Its a bubbling mess of HPV.

>>115479365

Hispanics in their own countries don't really have saunas. They're all poor and have bigger issues like evading the cartel.

I don't mind them but I don't really care for them. I prefer a hot shower to a Sauna.

>>115479662
>This is how germs spread, you fucks.
the germs that are dangerous are the ones you sneeze out and smear with your hands at every handle or the ones that you get by fucking or sharing needles.

a few escherichia coli and klebsiella from someone elses ass on the other hand will most probably not cause you any harm and fungi are permanent residents on your skin, i can guarantee you there isnt a square inch on your skin that has no fungus living on it. that is no problem at all.

>>115479760
>70c isn't even hot enough for sauna, 80c is minimum.
The Fin is right.

80c is ok, mostly Jap style sauna. Fin style sauna is 90c and more.

70c is if you wanna sleep in there for half an hour.

>>115478762
WE WANT MOSLEY

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>>115479867
>We have over $3 trillion in reserves. We can last for decades even if income declined to nothing.

https://www.rt.com/business/319465-saudi-bankrupt-projection-imf/

>>115479947

Because most Saunas are built into a gym. The only people who go to them outside of the gym are women.

Also >8 post by this ID in a slide thread. kys

>>115479441
They should embrace rape, slavery and honor killings right sand person?

>>115478939
Ahmed, please..

>>115480054
>IMF
You believe the Jews?

>>115478351
most germans arent even comfortable seeing womens hair in public

>>115479867
>We also took in millions of refugees.
source?

>>115478351

>German "sauna"

In Germany you have a specific "sauna master" employee come in and add water to the stones. And you can't do it yourself because the temperature has to stay at some wimpy 60 C. A Sauna alright.

>>115480063
>Because most Saunas are built into a gym. The only people who go to them outside of the gym are women.

I have been to many gyms and saunas. This is not the case in Germany. The gym and the workout places are separated and require you shower and shampoo up before entering the spa area.

>>115478351
We aren't barbarians and have a sense of decency.

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>>115479760

>>115480169
Arab brothers and sisters in distress is what we call Syrians who come here, they are not technically refugees. We have about 2 million of them.

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Mostly due to their Anglican background I would bet.

>>115480186
I want to go to Finland just to see what your saunas are like you fucking weirdos.

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>>115480134
Yes, I believe the IMF and your own government that you are massively overspending.

What is your credit rating again? A-?

>>115479760
pls You might as well stop using sauna if you don't go over 100C .

>>115478351
There's a reason Anglo-Saxons run the world.

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>>115478939

>>115480134
i dont think your government would tell you if things looked bad, you would probably be the last to be informed.

Being naked in a sauna sounds great
Until you realize its not young sexy woman surrounding you, just old fat hair men

>>115480169
>>We also took in millions of refugees.
>source?

There is no source. He is lying. The truth is, Saudi Arabia has taken in less than 100k from Syria, mostly hardcore jihadists which get trained in Saudia Arabia before going back to ISIS or Al Qaeda held territory.
http://www.dw.com/en/arab-monarchies-turn-down-syrian-refugees-over-security-threat/a-19002873

Saudi Arabia is the worst state on Earth.

MANDATORY NUDE UNISEX SAUNA WHEN

>>115478351
the girl in OP screenshot is qt. Soon I will be refugee in Germany or Sweden and find myself a white qt to fuck every night

>>115480480
We still have the reserves so bankruptcy is not on the horizon.

>>115478762
They elected Hitler. We didn't elect Mosley. If only.

>>115480636

That's why you go to an FKK club.

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>>115480636

This

Would not mind sharing a sauna with futas thought.

I felt her message felt very conflicted in the sense that on the one hand she is putting herself in a category of a feminist, you know this very strong woman and she has that beautiful speech in one of her songs but then the camera, it felt very male, such a male voyeuristic experience of her.

>>115480186
>In Germany you have a specific "sauna master" employee come in and add water to the stones. And you can't do it yourself because the temperature has to stay at some wimpy 60 C. A Sauna alright.

Ahm, what? Our saunas around here are from 60C for pregnant women to 95C. The "sauna master" does regular fermented water pourings in the 95C and 85C saunas. Yes. But that is a service, not some restriction.

>>115480297
then why did syrians pay large sums and risked their lives in the aegean sea trying to get to sweden and germany when good old saudi arabia was just next to syria and, according to you, sheltered them in the millions?

makes little sense.

>>115480787
What exactly are they trying to cover up with that white stripe?

>>115480853
Because they want to live in Europe and not here apparently.

> mfw i built my own in the back corner of my shed.

Same thing i don't understand about communal showers, why would you want to get naked with random people you don't want to fuck?

>>115480657
>We still have the reserves so bankruptcy is not on the horizon.
And yet credit agencies are constantly downgrading you, you run massive deficits and the IMF says you will be bankrupt soon because the oil price isn't going to recover (electric cars are close to a revolutionary takeover).

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>>115480870

I don't really damn know ,japanese laws on censorship and the way people find loopholes is amazing.

Nevertheless ,sauna should be done either alone never in a community.

>>115478351
Cultural holdover from stuck up puritans

>>115478351
I'm a man and not a disgusting Germanic savage

>>115480879
why does an arab war refugee that has lost everything and is desperate not want to live in saudi arabia, one of the richest arab lands?

>>115481089
Ask them, I do not know.

>>115478351
Whenever me and my gym buds hit the steam room and dry sauna we used a towel round the waist. Not to cover but do we weren't making skin contact with anything other skins had contacted. This is how germs spread u disgusting europoors

>>115481115
you seem to know very little and have no sources to back up what you say.

why would someone believe you?

>>115481261
I tell the truth.

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Do you wanna see the average Jew naked?
/thread

>>115481261
why the fuck are you still replying to him

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The argument still stands ,like most hygiene routine activities it should be done in private never in community.

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>>115481290

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Europeans are so fucking weird.

Glad we separated ourselves as far away as possible from the faggots

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> Hasn't been to the first Burger King sauna
Why even live

>>115478351
>Just over half of Germans (56 percent) think that saunas should have rules insisting that you get undressed before you get in the cabin. But a quarter of respondents still felt this was not appropriate.
>Men were much more likely to demand nudity than women, with 65 percent of males essentially saying "yes, I want to get my little man out in the steam room".
>Less than half of women (48 percent), meanwhile, insisted that nakedness was necessary, with 31 percent preferring to be allowed to cover up.


>Just over half of Germans (56 percent) think that saunas should have rules insisting that you get undressed before you get in the cabin. But a quarter of respondents still felt this was not appropriate.
>Men were much more likely to demand nudity than women, with 65 percent of males essentially saying "yes, I want to get my little man out in the steam room".
>Less than half of women (48 percent), meanwhile, insisted that nakedness was necessary, with 31 percent preferring to be allowed to cover up.


>Men were much more likely to demand nudity than women, with 65 percent of males essentially saying "yes, I want to get my little man out in the steam room".
>Less than half of women (48 percent), meanwhile, insisted that nakedness was necessary, with 31 percent preferring to be allowed to cover up.


>Men were much more likely to demand nudity than women, with 65 percent of males essentially saying "yes, I want to get my little man out in the steam room".

>with 65 percent of males essentially saying "yes, I want to get my little man out in the steam room".

>saying "yes, I want to get my little man out in the steam room".

>my little man out in the steam room".

>my little man out in the

>little man out in

>little man

>little

found your problem. white cucks have micro tiny cocks
no wonder their own women betray them. haha id never refer to my dick like that, im proud of my 8" and id gladly get naked in front of a lot of women

Saunas have to be the biggest fucking meme

At least alcoholics dont think beer's good for you

>>115480287
kek

>>115478351
I think you germans have bigger problems atm.

>>115481514
I actually rely on beer for vitamin b12 and part of my daily carb intake when im so broke i have to choose between beer and food

>>115481432
Arguing with an Arab man is on par of arguing with an electronic answering system.

>>115478351
Because we're not filthy degenerates.

>>115481406
>>115481406
i thought he may have something interesting to say. we never hear about the saudi arabs here and what they think about stuff. they are a mistery.

>>115478351
Did it every cross anyone's mind, how gay it is to get in a steamy room naked with a bunch of other naked dudes? ffs germany.

>>115478351
I suppose it's easier to double fist your wife while your best friend shits in your mouth if there are no towels in the way.
I don't think anglos share the same inclinations though

>>115481805
I thought jews were funny

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Anglo countries didn't buy into cultural marxism like Goymany did.

>>115481972
You gotta pay him first

>>115479760
>>115480287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNmmz_L8dAY

>>115482238
Never forget

>>115481972
well you guys killed all of the ones who were funny

>>115482296
Cooked alive, that's some competition.
Sauna is serious business in Finland and Russia.

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>>115480853
He's actually right, since the KSA didn't sign the treaties regarding refugees status, the syrians going there are not counted as refugees since refugees don't exist in Saudi laws.

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What are saunas for?

>>115480870

A cock requires the tip to be a cock. They "cut" it out so that the result can not legally be labeled as a cock.

>>115483219
That's how white people meditate. Apparently also releases toxins from your body.

>>115481499

You got 8cm cock in erection? Oh boy you're a big man

>>115483219
It's where continental Europeans go to look at each others genitals and simulate the climate of their favourite continent - Africa.

>>115481852

It's not gay if you don't get an erection

>>115478783
What if someone has fungus or athlete's foot or some other nasty shit

>>115483517
UK is so far gone.

>>115478351
What's wrong with wearing a burka in the sauna?

>>115483432
please point to me exactly where i typed "cm"
thats ",
thats inches you dumb cuck

>>115483362
Thought this was about Jews at first tbqh senpai

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>>115478351
Why are Germans importing pedophiles?

>>115479441
Oh shit, you guys have internet? I thought that was haram?

>>115481040
You know what's savage? When you can't go naked on beach or sauna without niggers trying to rape you or people having perverse thoughts. You know there's something wrong with a country when being naked in nature is seen as taboo. It used to be normal for Germans, when they were white, but it isn't any longer normal for Germany or British, but it isn't normal for Americans for 100 years. That's how far from normality you are.

>>115481477
Please don't be in America, please don't be in America, please don't be in America.

>>115483645

Oh boy your 8cm wee wee must really impress women. You're a big guy.

cause it's fucking cold.

>>115483600
>why don't you want to sit in a hot box for an hour

>>115484408
You can easily stay for shorter time and go many times, in meanwhile you swim. It shouldn't be a competition every time.

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>>115478351
I feel bad for those who can't even be all natty and naked around other naked people.

Im american, i went to a big spa place with like 20 different saunas and pools and shit in Austria a couple months ago

Went on a ski trip with strangers from my work, 3 of us ended up being bros and going in the saunas. Had to be full nude w/ a towel to sit on... it was weird as fuck at first but after a while u just say fuck it.

There were a few 9/10 babes walking around and sitting with us talking to us because omg they speak english americans and I was fighting boners really hard. They couldnt stop looking at our dicks cause we were cut

>>115478351
>men vote to see tits, women vote to cover them up

is this really worthy of a news story

>>115484733
they wanted to D and you didn't give it to them?

>>115484689
Biggest rape countries always seem to have most problems with nudity.

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>>115484884
It's not about tits you mongol. It's about not being ashamed of one's body, and so long anyone has anything to cover oneself, they are hiding themselves and it's not a real experience.

>>115485212
i want to see their tits though. the chicks in the sauna. if i was guaranteed tits i would go to the sauna, pretty sure thats why most people go

Why are whites so shy about their nudity?

They are well built, have large genitals, and are very clean. I think it is the hair, if they shaved and were more civilised that would change their perspective. All men of my clan shave off all our body-hair, many now get electrolysis to remove it forever

>>115479441
Hello and welcome to /pol/ friend

>>115485335
I'm a fat guy you can look at my tits.

>>115485469
I feel that europeans are more open with their nudity. The problem occurs when burgers come to visit and look every person naked up and down like we where trying to live gf revenge.

It's not wired if you don't get a boner.

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>>115485335

>pretty sure thats why most people go

maybe if they're an uncultured shut-in kissless virgin

unfortunately in my area there's only korean spas, and they're segregated. went to a german sauna a few years ago and it was pretty chill, but as people have posted it's like they are afraid of the heat because their saunas are not hot

the hottest sauna i went in was a bulhanjeung mak in a korean place, and you weren't even allowed to be naked because you also were required to wear two flame-retardant blankets at all times because it was ~200c at it's hottest. fucking mind-blowing and trance-inducing shit.

i've really wanted to visit finland and just do nothing but chill, drink, and go to the sauna for like 5 days. i have no idea how backward and retarded someone would have to be to not enjoy a sauna.

>>115485335
No, burger, no!

Nudity doesn't has to be sexual.

>>115485469
Mostly Americans. And body-hair is not the reason at all, it only makes one more manly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WF0KGtiETU

>>115480575
I've always heard finns are supposedly good at sauna but every Finn I've been in a sauna with, in Finland and Sweden, has left after a few minutes because it got too hot for them. Where do you find real Finns who know how to sauna?

Inb4 rökbastu

>>115486707
Södertälje

>>115486707
>rökbastu

Godtier

>>115478351
The real question is why do europeans, men specifically, care enough to want to demand other men be naked around them? Does that not sound crazy to you?

>>115478783
Even my fatass myself?

>>115478351
Why would you want to boil your balls in fabric in the sauna? I never understood that.
I can understand men and women going to a sauna separately for obvious reasons, but there's nothing to hide from other men.
Unless they're gay but that's what the hot oven is for.

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>>115478650
>shart trained

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>>115487158
Do you have something to hyde?

>>115487312
Especially you and your thicc butt, burger friend.

I have heart palpitations every now and then, should I stay away from sauna?

>>115487158
Male bounding.
Stop being a fag.

>>115481852

The turks are even worse.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkish_bath

Sauna is very gay

>>115487699
>stop being a fag and get naked with me

Wew. No wonder your women are getting blacked so bad

>>115488080
If 4 men are in a sauna and one of them wears underpants, who's the fag?
>pro tip it's the burger

>>115487565
>less than 50C

nice proxy...

>>115478351
german couple and their young daughter (maybe 4 or 5 years old) were at the hot springs here in california

got their kid naked and into the same spring as me and my brother and other strangers

awkward to say the least, not sure what the deal with showing everyone your daughters bald pussy is about but I can see why Muslims rape Germans

>>115488317
>show me your cock or you're gay

kek'd

>>115488643
Just shows how degenerate society is. Should not be a thing if a 4-5 year old gets naked. Its a child if your not a pedophile you shouldnt feel unconfortable. In the past with bigger familys the sight of a naked kid was quite ususal.

>>115479365
I don't get this.

You're naked, sweating your ass off, in a testicle tea composed of everyone else in the room with you.

Doesn't sound appealing Bruder.

>>115488696
>there is a penis so I must look at it

okay homo

>>115479760
I guess 70C would be ok if it was really fucking wet. Personally, 80 is great for me, I like throwing plenty of water, if it's hotter I need to get constantly out to cool.

Naked doesn't mean no towel (you have to take one with you anyway). Whether you use that to cover yourself or not is up to you. Just don't come in wearing any sort of clothes.

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>>115478650
>would you accept a burger in your saunas?

>>115479365
There whole country's are saunas. They need opposite saunas.

>>115480063
Please don't mistake your country's degenerate hot room habits for proper sauna experience.

>>115485469
>t. censored porn

>>115478351
Don't let the sand-niggers find out about this Hans. They'll be raping kids in the sauna in no time.

>>115484689
Indeed. Being naked is awesome.

Circumcision makes it so my dick gets erect thinking about anything too hard. If I walked into a sauna and get self conscious I would get erect and freak everyone out. How do erections work? If you have an erection to the people look at you funny and stay away? Is it shameful to have an accidental erection in a room full of men?

>>115478351
I Sauna with my swimtrunks on because I like to hop in the pool when I'm finished. Also, nudity in the sauna isn't a thing over here in America, the only places that want your sweaty ass juice on the seats are immigrant bath houses. And no one wants to go there because of all the gay sex the European "men" have in there.

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>>115478351
>tfw I go perv at the nude beach fully clothed

>>115489650
That's in Finland though. Finnish people wouldn't go to a burger joint unless they had a sauna.

>>115478351
I don't care, stop distracting from real issues.

>>115478351
Our Puritan\Anglican heritage.

>>115484069
It's in Finland actually.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/i-ate-a-big-sweaty-whopper-at-a-finnish-burger-king-sauna

>>115490642
>Circumcision makes it so my dick gets erect thinking about anything too hard
>Is it shameful to have an accidental erection in a room full of men

not realizing you're just a homo anon.

>>115490642
Nobody gives a shit, it's not penis inspection day
>>115490772
In most Nordic countries it's usually forbidden to wear swimwear in the sauna in public bath houses.

Saunas are really nice in gyms and swimming pools and can be a nice place to relax as long as is it not too hot.

We also have steam rooms and they are nice too and the steam means you cannot see anyone. but over here we only go down to our swimwear.

>>115491149
So you're telling me if I was at a beach or a sauna and was walking around with a hard on looking/talking to people, no one would give a fuck?

>>115490772

In Korean saunas you must be naked in the sauna/bath/pool area

Why do you want to show your cock out to men?

>>115491294
In the real world nobody cares about your dick.

>>115491294

How sheltered are you that youre actually going to get an erection in a sauna?

>>115481477
>>115484069
http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/17/foodanddrink/burger-king-sauna-spa-helsinki-finland/

>>115491461
If you have an erection through your pants people would care if they saw it. At school they would make fun of you, at work if you made it too obvious you could get fired for sexual harassment.
>>115491563
I don't know what sheltered has to do with it but I get an erection by simply taking off my pants.

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If you wear towel, underwear or whatever in sauna I'm not going to treat you like lesser people, because if you do that you're not even people. You're scum.

>>115491294
You're sitting down most of the time in the sauna. People generally don't stare at other people's genitals in a sauna, it's not considered a sexual environment. Either way, this isn't an issue outside of your mind. As for nude beaches I don't know, we don't have that many of them in Sweden. People usually bathe naked in lakes and in Stockholm's archipelago, but most of those places aren't densely populated.

What happens when I inevitably get a boner in the sauna seeing the sexy sweaty naked grills? Does this ever happen and if so how do people react?

>>115491779
I mean that scene could be the start of a gay porno

>>115478351

I find it's better to rent a sauna where you go with your friends and do whatever the fuck you want there, but if it's a public sauna the same kind of rules should apply like public swimming pools, beaches, etc.

I really don't wanna see some 80 year old guy and his loose parts when I'm chilling in a public sauna.

>>115482556
>tfw you realize even finding nemo was about Jews.

>>115492057
That's essentially what I was asking. I don't know why these europeons were making it about me and my libido/maturity. Europoors are insecure trashy people.

I'm not particularly uncomfortable with it as it's non sexual and a bit immature to laugh at someone being nude in a nude area

Think of it like a locker room

>>115478351
I don't mind getting naked changing/showering at my gym.

But I always bring a towel into the steam room because heat is bad for your balls and testosterone.

Floridaburgerfat here.

When I want a fucking sauna I walk the fuck outside in August.

NAKED. IN MY BACKYARD.

/thread

>>115492487
You don't laugh at the person being nude, you laugh at the person getting an accidental erection in a room full of men.

>>115478449
/Thread.

>>115492677
>walking out naked in florida
Can't do that in south florida m8 you would be covered in mosquitoes.

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>>115492086
If you think that scene is homoerotic at all then I have news for you...

>>115484912
Me n the bros agreed its not a good place to try to pick up bitchez

>>115492826

why not?

>>115480787
>>115480989
artist name?

>>115491797
This. Saunas used to be regarded as sacred. In some folklore gnomes would make their homes in saunas and would play tricks on people who did indecent acts in a sauna. Saunas are where women gave birth because it was the cleanest environment available in villages.

I have a little story about sauna, I can share it if you are interested?

>>115494497
i demand binnish sauna taled :DDddd

>>115493901
That sounds like FInnish folklore so I don't know if it's true. While we've had saunas for at least a thousand years in Sweden they were rarely used for bathing until about 200 years ago, so people doing indecent acts in the sauna was probably not a concern back in the day.

>>115478351
>saunaing fully clothed
anglos are weird

>>115494629

>be 14 young man
>cousin's cottage at sipoo
>cousins 14 and 16, both grills. both very friendly and beautiful
>spend a day talking about nice things, picking mushrooms etc
>give a good impression of youself (probably?) >in the evening, sauna
>being naked is natural, mixed sauna
>penis already turns in to a light standby mode from the thought of being naked with cousins (not erection but noticeably bigger)
>take a proper sauna, go drink naked and back to sauna
>exchange suggestive looks and smiles with cousins but nobody's saying anything yet
>my and my cousin's parents have had enough of the heat and they go get some wine and light the barbecue
>me and my two astounding cousins are naked side by side
>at this point hardening control failed and my shween started to imply that my cousins were 5/5
>I was embarrassed and tried to hide it
>cousins giggled a little but said that it doesn't matter, they start to introduce their own anatomical peculiarities
>"do you want to touch my boobs"
>susanna seal of approval and move hand towards boobs
>"but can I touch your penis?'
>fsst tough situation. don't know what to answer
>suddenly your dad appears in sauna
>"it's an emergency, cousin girls, get the fuck out of here"
>cousins exit and father shits semi consistent tarts on the heater
>bends you to lie on your stomach
>I'll shit on your back now, son"
>okay dad
>shit ejects on your back
>dad rubs it against your back and asks "you like it son, you like it?'
>"honestly not very much, no"
>"me neither, I thought you'd like it"
>never talk about shit-episode with father again

>>115494497
inb4
>sat in sauna
>drank viina
>stabbed friend
>hyvä

>>115478351
Can't all be disgusting shit loving degenerates who fuck animals, Hans. The public is the place for decency and being proper

>>115482124
Allow me to introduce you to the event we call "The Second World War". You should consider looking into it.

You people argue about being naked like savages while your countries are overrun by Moslems. Jesus wept.

>>115494787
5/5 if true

Sauna swimming in lake superior is probably the best thing on earth.

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>>115483219
>>115483219
>What are saunas for?
They exist so we can inhale small amounts of carcinogenic gas, thus building an immunity to larger amounts of more poisonous gases. This allowed the Germans to operate gas chambers and crematoria round the clock during WW2.

>>115483569
Wear flipflops in public saunas.

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> German """men""" think Achmed should be FORCED to be naked around their wives and daughters.

Literally cannot make this shit up.

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>>115494787
I imagined you all as spurdo bears during the story

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>>115494787
>tfw no 14 year old finnish cousin

>>115495340
Well obviously you don't let niggers into the saunas. Are you stupid, they're probably piss on the rocks.

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> Why are so prudish anon? Don't you know how awesome it is for your women to be naked around niggers?

>>115495400
god, theyre beautiful

knew a chinese/finnish chick, real beauty, drop dead.

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>tfw go to a spa/sauna with mate
>tells me beforehand I have to go in naked
>I go to the toilet
>he says he's going in and for me to just meet him in there
>spaghetti
>enter naked, friend is in shorts trying his hardest not to lose his shit
>few other people in there, all wearing bathers apart from one old guy who is also naked
>drop too much spaghetti to leave and try to play it of as cool
>two girls in there giggling the entire time

>>115478351
This is pretty gay tho my man

>>115495552
>implying nignogs go to saunas

>>115478783
You're a real human bean, Finn, you can be a honorary Aryan

>>115491652
>At school they would make fun of you, at work if you made it too obvious you could get fired for sexual harassment.
Wew lad. This is some good American culture information.

>>115478351
>wanting to go to a sauna, naked or not.

Where I live you're considered a faggot if you don't sauna in the nude, because wearing swim trunks or towel might mean you are hiding a boner like a fucking poofter.

>>115495633
Y-You left your towel on, right?

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>>115495486

We're kind of past that fucking point, aren't we now?

Many of the public sauna's in the city where I live require you to wear swimming suit or smth to the sauna. I don't really care and I think its fine this way

>>115495845
No. Everyone had a fucking towel except for me. I'd never been before and it was in a small, quiet hotel.
I literally walked from the fucking changing area to the sauna fucking naked. I thought that's how it was.

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>>115478351
Only in eurocuck land are you forced to get naked with a bunch of other disgusting old naked guys.

We all know that it's not the attractive young women wanting to go out and take their clothes off in the sauna. Just the old male Germans are dying to take their clothes off. Stupid fucking germancucks.

Pic related. Not getting naked in a sauna.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm3WXCaaCxQ

Sauna kino.

>>115488643
Young kids being naked while playing in and around water is really nothing special here in germany.
As long as you are not perverted you should have no problem with it since kids are not sexual beings.

>>115494650
>That sounds like FInnish folklore so I don't know if it's true
It's true, also sauna was often where old people would go to die.

Born in the sauna, die in the sauna.

>>115478351
they have small benis :---D

>>115496193
das a fine ass bitch

Lots of females in here. Oh no please no benis i dont have one chop it off reeeeeee

>>115485469
Have you been to America? Every other person is a fat blob

>>115496267
This is the problem with Germans. They think all the other cultures think the same way.

>>115495923
Where I live pretty much everyone has their own sauna. In the evening people will congregate to someones house to take a sauna, shoot the shit, and drink coffee. So I don't deal with public saunas unless im at a hotel or something.

In Northern Europe and Germany, the question isn't IF you're gonna get raped by muhammed aged 39 with erectile dysfunction, but rather when.

>>115478449
ever seen (fat) german tourists on holiday?
eeeek.

>>115495822
Everybody's a fag arent they. Let us see your flaccid!!!

>>115487312
You don't go to Sauna to show off your beach body.

We're mostly worried about rape artists running around and raping anything they can get their hands on, so we prefer to be clothed in public.

You never know when a pack of rabbid niggers are waiting for you around the corner.

>>115496267
This just in: Podesta relocates to Germany

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>>115491652
>at work if you made it too obvious you could get fired for sexual harassment.
Getting fired for an uncontrolable bodily function.
Only in america.

>>115478351
I dunno Hans, maybe its due to the fact that they'd get raped by sand niggers that were imported into your country to destroy it and your men are too pussified to defend against these kinds of attacks.

Fuck off Hans. German posters need to leave until they save their country from getting cucked. Saged.

>>115478449
Reminder # 10,000 that the reason "Americans" are fat is blacks and Latinos, otherwise the average white American is about as fat as the average Britt, or German.

>>115495400
Holy fug

Mored plox

>>115478351


Americans arent as prude about sex and nudity as Germans seem to think.

>>115480306
that shit is just wrong man

>>115496881
Germans are way more modest than the Americans. Americans are still prudes though.

>>115478783
Even I, Sven, who most likely will try to suck your cock?

>>115496935
big, veiny futas? its the best of both worlds

>>115496267
The "new germans" don't though

See Germany used to be able to get away with all kinds of naked people walking around waving their boobs and dicks at each other but now you have a nigger problem and they usually have sexual emergencies.

We have tons of niggers and the same problem, better slap that chastity belt on your daughter.

>>115478351
Cmon Germany we know this is not a real problem of Germany.

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>>115479252
>that pic

>>115496849
Been to walmart recently?

>>115478351
Sounds like the sauna will soon be one of refugees favorite place

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>>115479252
>>115497144

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>>115478351
Anyone else kinda pissed that women prefer to cover themselves up? Man for the record.

>>115478351
The whole reason most Americans buy the "giant black penis" thing is because they don't play team sports, join the Army or hang out naked in locker rooms anymore. Europeans know better because they--at least when I lived there--seemed to find any fucking excuse on Earth to take their clothes off. Swimming in a lake? Get naked! Drunk? Get naked! At a festival? Get naked! Hanging out in the woods and smoking weed? Get naked!

>>115497240
Ferengi detected

>>115497147
actually no

red statistics recently? The Fat asses in a Midwestern or Southern wall-mart do not represent average.

People in the Western half of the US and people in the Northeast are much thinner than people in the MIdwest and south.

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>>115497430
>>115497240
forgot pic related

>>115497447
Well, I live in the NE, and the %age of fat white people at Walmarts is totally ridiculous. I avoid as much as possible but sometimes, I need that cheap shit

>>115478483
> 70c
???

why not higher, weakling?

>>115478351
Because you are all hairless and have light hairs, so you barely see the body hair
what if some hairy man with dark hairs will come?, evreybodt will look at him awkwardly.

What about guys with small pepe?(I bet they don't even come to saunas.

I'm always aftaid to go to sauna, is it true that its filled with gays?

>>115497679
Why would you look at another guy's peepee?

>>115497679
>what if some hairy man with dark hairs will come?, evreybodt will look at him awkwardly.
Not really, body hair is totally normal.
>What about guys with small pepe?
No one pays attention to dicks in sauna you fucking faggot.

>>115478351

We're not. We're just a bit more subtle about things than you boorish, unrefined Krauts.

Leaving something to the imagination is more pleasant than having to walk along beaches or through parks looking at fat middle aged german women's cunts in your lunch hour.

hate to break it to you but you've probably never been to a proper sauna culture city.

naked bodies becomes very natural and you get a good boner control. it's also a confidence boost.

>>115498084
It ruins nudity when it's all in your face all the time. Makes it banal.

Why would you go to the sauna with clothes on? Do you also take showers with clothes on?

>>115497890
>>115498004
But there is also women in the Suana?, no?
Don't they look at your peepee?

>>115498334
Why would there be strangers in my fucking sauna?

>>115479322
why are you so insecure about your sexuality? being naked in the sauna is a normal thing, it's just in YOUR mind if you turn it into something sexual.

>>115498084
Never been to sauna, but my mom used to bring me with her at the nude beach when I was from 10 to 14
It's true that random women naked didn't get me hard in that context, but whenever I looked at my mom's hairy cunt my dick started to harden
I still fap on these memories

>sitting around naked with other men

Can you even be more gay.

>>115498569
i got a boner reading that

>>115498638
its not gay unless you stare in the eyes m8

>>115498434
Isn't there a public saunas?(like if you go to a county clubs, swimming pools, hotels)

>>115498208
nudity in itself is not sexual, it shouldn't be either.
you know instantly when the real deal is about to go down, like the birds feelin' the rain coming.
when i was single i had some of my best shags from a suggestive nod in the sauna.

Oh boy, a hot room full of puckered assholes. I really want to hotbox ass fumes and sit around getting dehydrated for no goddamn reason.

This is why the UK and the Netherlands were the only countries in Northern Europe to get Empires.

>>115498569
just do like the other french people and draw you mother naked and you're set for life.

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>>115479108

Even when your cock is 4 inches when hard and 1 when soft?

>>115498740
nobody cares about your benises,baginas or moobs

>>115498740
yes but why the fuck would you go to any of those when literally every house has a sauna and every apartment complex has their own sauna where you can get your 1 hour turn or whatever

>>115498865
That's a good question. Even if they answer positively, I'll never feel secure around bigger men and their huge penises.

>>115478483
I need to wear a jacket at this temperature

>>115478351
Because this isn't a gay bath house in ancient Rome.

>>115498740
public saunas are usually shit tier and low temperature.

>>115478351
>old job used to have a really nice gym
>small-dicked cucks getting all insecure when I stroll in naked
>some faggot always in there wearing a sweater
>go lift and do cardio
>20 minutes sauna
>lukewarm shower

God do I miss my sauna routine. Like a fucking full-body orgasm. Can't find a gym in my area that has one. Definitely will build one once I have my own land.

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>>115497031
sure just don't fall on my puukko

>>115479662

Saunas are gross and have no benefits at all. Imagine the kind of fag that would wanna sit in a hot room that smells like ass sweat with 5 other dudes for an hour.

Just shower and go home you fucking queers.

>>115498740
If you're looking to get with a chick then she's gonna see your dick anyway once you get her in bed.

>>115478483

>70c

what the fuck big brother, stop embarassing us

>>115499274
Thats false you can just take your pants off an fuck her in the dark and pass out

>>115478351
Germans and French are cucks, Ive lived in Germany, Ive seen it for myself. Like literally I wonder how the German and French race can perpetuate because German and French men have no real sexual attraction from women. The reason that German and French people can go naked in public is that there is no real sexual attraction going on, this is why you see a lot of naked women walking around on parades and festivals and ALL guys stand there limp dicked because they are all cucks. Literal cucks as in there are laws in France forcing men not to get DNA tests for their children because French women are such cucking whores.
OP, fuck off kraut, Im not a cuck like you, push your limp dicked faggotry on someone else

>>115499095

Just get half hard before you go in the sauna. Not so hard that you start to get it up and look like a faggot but haard enough that it swells up enough to make you look hung.

>>115480480
Too bad they can't export sand.

>>115499585
>Types Billy Bob while watching hsi favorite americuck football team on tv. The same team that is fucking her wife in his house right now while Billy bob is stuck on his cuck shed

>>115497031
Yes, and you can suck my big Finnish cock in the sauna.

>>115478351
same reason why germans are into incest, piss, scat and public sex.

degenerates.

>>115499915
nope, I dont mind that generalization, the vast majority of men in the US are cucked by feminism...but I'm not, I have suffered huge loss for resisting the feminist takeover of family values, I have lived in Latin America for 12 years to escape it

>>115500199
That's right, because nudity alone isn't enough when you have fat ugy nude ageing bitches in your face all the time.

>>115478351
Fucking germans with the naked bullshit, you people ruin the beaches everywhere you go in the med. So many floppy old german tits and floppy old man dicks. Just be fucking normal it's gross no one wants to see it. Fair enough if its a 20 something with her tits out. But we all know most of these nude creeps are 40 to 60 year old with skin like a leather handbag.

>>115496455
Not everywhere cai-göran, nor everywhere

The idea of being naked in a sauna doesn't sound that bad.

But then I realize that I'm mostly going to be surrounded by old fat men, who probably don't even have the decency to take a shower after their workout before going to the sauna.


Why can't it just be optional? Why should it be mandatory to be naked in the sauna?

>>115500317
One day you will be what you shudder at.

>>115481779
Wtf I'm a broke piece of shit and I drink excessively 4/7 days of the week but never would I ever buy alcohol instead of food. I can barely handle anything on an empty stomach

>>115500455
But i will keep my clothes on try not to scare the children.

>>115497679
I have a tiny pepe, i go to sauna atleast twice a week, always naked. Nobody cares, nobody is interested

>>115500405
>Why should it be mandatory to be naked in the sauna?
Because we don't want any faggots in the sauna

>>115498838
>uk and netherlands
>northren europe
Yeah nah cunt

>>115479662
that's why you wash you fucking dumbshit, before entering sauna

why is basic hygiene always, ALWAYS so difficult for muriblubber to understand?

>>115500662
Are finns the only sane people when it comes to this, I live in a high finnish-american population area and no one gives a flying fuck about being naked in a sauna. Only faggots think that they have to spread their asshole just because someone is naked next to them.

>>115498838
>pakistan in charge of hygiene

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>>115499698

>dick is 4' hard

>"JUST GET IT HALF HARD BRO, YOU'LL LOOK HUNG"

>>115500678
Force hairy men to strip to their bare asses. That'll fix the faggot problem

>>115501373
Just go in a sauna to bathe man, You aren't going in to play rate my cock.

>>115501072
Probably. Sauna is love, sauna is life

>>115501530

Only faggots care about that ergo you're a faggot