I've been looking for a good answer for a while now so maybe one of you guys can help me out. How do I keep squirrels from stealing my pizza while /out/!?
>>672654
Put it in a container
>>672682
Those shifty bastards can break into containers
>>672721
> or a .22
Seconded. Why just have pizza when you can have pizza and tree rat?
There cheeky fuckers, best to shoot them
order squirrel pizza. it's an insult to their god and they won't touch it.
>>672654
Which pizza are you ordering that delivers innawoods?
>>672654
1. bodyslam
2. stab it with mora knufe
3. ????
4. profit
you welcomu
Order extra. A squirrel can only carry so much pizza.
>>673040
Idk about you but I cook pizza sometimes when I'm /out/
God damn those hairy, nude little tree goblins
I am onto them and their schemes
>>672654
Replace wolf with squirrel
crows > squirrels
>>673431
Crows are bros