Stick Snapper

>>1060616
>Using a Stick Snapper™ instead of Survival™ Stick Snapper™
lmao

>>1060617
Useless. Get a Tactical Branch Breaker instead

>>1060617
>It's just a Stick Snapper™ painted black with paracord wrapped around the handle

>>1060621
But can the tactical branch breaker open a beer too?

>>1060628
No, that would be the Utility version.

Tactical comes anodized with a camo pattern and is molle compatible.

>>1060617
>>1060621
>>1060626
>>1060628
>>1060629
But seriously guys it's a real thing tho

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>>1060631
of course it is anon

>>1060632
it's real, and it's usefull as fuck

>>1060633
Are you serious? What is the problem of breaking sticks? Or with thick ones or logs just carving a notch and breaking them in a tree with a bifurcation??

All you niggas wasting $37.99 on some cast aluminum bullshit meanwhile real pros use an old box wrench.

Fucking green dicked faggots need to get out.

>>1060637
The thing is that it also works as a bottle opener, so you have a two-in-one situation going

>>1060647
Useful when you bring those glass bottles /out/

>>1060647
who the fuck takes bottles /out/? Also who the fuck that goes /out/ can't open a bottle without an opener?

>>1060642
It's 37.99? I knew it was overpriced lump of metal but I didn't expect it to be that over priced.

>>1060703
That's not overprice!!! that's a freaking steal

i want the new branch breaker.

>>1060710
>steal
No, it's aluminum.

>>1060737
>not getting a titanium stick snapper to shave off as much as 2 grams while having additional strength, for only $119.99

>>1060616
These were made for those fancy rocket stove users who don't baton.

>>1061360
>titanium stick snapper

>>1061610
So for smart people then

>>1060642
It's 9 denars

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>>1061611
>>1061360
>>1060642

>>1060616
>doesn't have a carbiner, paracord, button compass and a glass breaker
fucking trash

>>1060616
I own three of these. I never go backpacking or leave home without one

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>>1061688
Level up your trade, anon. You can get them down to 5 denars.

>>1060616
thank god people with one hand can now snap twigs!!

I have the Stick Snapper XL Pro that can take sticks up to 4 inches in diameter.

I can't snap the big sticks with my finger because I have gyro-malaysia due to chronic masturbation.

Do you guys think it's safe to baton?

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>>1061962
>not owning the gas powered stick snapper

My Stihl stick snapper can snap whole trees.

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>>1061610
I just use my hands. Sometimes I use my knee or a foot.

>>1061970
holy sheeeit dooog

>>1062085
>I'm a dumb vegetarian ape wholly incapable of using tools.

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>>1062112
>being this triggered

>>1061970
kek, i own the harvester stick snapper, i can snap whole sequoia trees for the ultimate tinder

>>1062138
Go step on twigs like an unevolved animal you stupid ass retarded dummy. You moranic fucking moran.

best thread

>>1062651
No.

seriously, is it really being used out there?

>>1062731
i know right, im op

>>1062979
according to the reviews, yes

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>>1062651
Sure thing, kid.

>>1060647

Yeah, and so does my SAK, which has scissors, blades, a saw, and several more useful tools that's also way smaller and lighter.

>>1062651

A neanderthal is posting on /out/ again.

We Sapiens don't need tools for everything.

>>1060737
>steal
>steel

c'mon anon

>>1061959

But if you only have one hand, how do you get the twig into the snapper?

If you smooth out the casting defects, I bet you can use it as a masturbation device.

>>1064446
Hole it between your legs

>>1064455
>dick snapper

>>1064603
Watch out some people are into that.