>Thanks for lending me your axe while I was on vacation, bro!

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>Thanks for lending your knife to help setup my tent, those rocks were a real bitch.

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>Thanks for lending me your rod. was the tip like this when you gave it to me?

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>>1021695
>yeah, i said i know how to use a baitcaster

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>Hey, thanks for letting me and my friends use your spot over the weekend!

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>>1021700
>we spent most of the day just dicking around though

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>>1021700
>>1021702
>yeah we found enough wood to make a big fire

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>Thanks for lending us your Dutch oven, but I was drunk and forgot about it. You might want to buy a new one.

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>Its biodegradable

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>it was only a cigarette butt...

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>Naw, I don't need an "e-tool" or a garden trowel, lol

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>I only packed shorts since it is so hot, good thing you let me borrow a pair of pants, bro

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>Yeah, I let my kids play over on your property all the time. Kids love the woods and they behave.

>12 replies
>1 poster
go outside, you lonely bastard

>>1021750
his friends were outside and look how he feels now

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>>1021750
>>1021758
Are you two done with the TP yet?

>>1021763
You done with the shit thread?
>>>/b/
sage

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>>1021811
Did you tie up the food in the tree yet?

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>you pitched the tent where...

>>1021717
man, I spent my whole childhood trespassing in the woods behind my house, like, how would anyone even know? just leave no trace nigga, it aint that hard bro.

seriously, just don't have shit kids.

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>I used your knife to split some logs, bro

>>1021708
It´s not?

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>>1021689
I made you a sandwich, bro!

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you haters can all go get farked.. this was just the chuckle I needed. Reminds me of the time I lent my leatherman to a JNCO when I was a digger, useless cunt cut some fencing wire in the middle of the cutting blade leaving a big ding in it.
>mfw there was a bit in the back of the blade for cutting hard wire.
het cuz, can me and the missus and kids borrow your camper trailer for the weekend?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvIkJKgAlMk

>>1022116
Nope, I mean, it is in it's natural habitat
btw, agrumes are threated with chemicals to prolong their shelf-life, so bugs don't eat them, it's wax

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>yeah man, I got the tent put up while you were out gathering twigs for your autism stove

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>naw dude, i'm not fat, let me ride it

>>1022157
>hey cuz

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x1Zuo2JtTdY

>>1022222
>hey bro, let me try to get repeating digits
>*wastes it completely*

>>1022160
Its biodegradable anywhere just much more slowly than most people care to have an orange peel laying around looking out of place.

>>1021948
They knew. they just didn't care.

>>1022222

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>>1021702
Now I know why you guys hate cairns.

>>1022116
Takes a long ass while

>>1021697
oh my god, how is it achievable

>>1021708
i think that if it's bio you can drop it in the forest and it will be good for the soil, but not usual GMO crap

>>1022157
Is JNCO "junior non-commissioned officer?" Because otherwise, I'm stuck trying to figure out what baggy jeans have to do with the military. "Diggers" are what Australians call their army, right?

Jesus Christ, I don't actually have any real idea what you're talking about, come to think of it.

>>1021867

Normal Britbong campsite shown here, whats the problem?

>>1022055
I mean that looks like a shit knife anyway

>>1021703
I used to do this as a kid before I new better

>>1021708
a long as you bury it so it's no visible who cares, I often pull up a piece of grass and put shit like that under it

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>>1023621
>a long as you bury it so it's no visible who cares

But that isn't what was done.

>>1023636
fair call then

egg shells, orange peel and paper strangely enough seem to hang around for age at sites

>>1023643
At least banana peels brown and "disappear". To bad their stickers hang around for fucking ever. I keep finding the stickers in my garden soil because it is made from compost that had some banana peels tossed in. I see those same stickers all over trails in parks.

>>1023648
yea they get in my compost too, but I figure I'l just put up with it
why they need the stickers to begin with I don't know, there is probably a good reason

and those "biodegradable" plastic bags suck too, because they break up into heaps of pieces so you can't just pick them up

I just got back from china and "littering" isn't even a concept there, people even litter inside buildings and burn trash en-masse

Enjoyed the thread. Pls post more

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>dude let me burrow your knife to start this fire..

>>1023695
The stickers have a number on them. They put the sticker on after they check the bananas for baby goliath birdeaters.

>>1022874
You clearly don't know what GMOs are

>>1022872
Can confirm it is, I had this happen when I loaned my friend my baitcasting reel, if you have enough weight on the tip anything's possible.

>>1022157
Why is that image so likeable?

Op, I get it, it's Friday night and you're drunk at home, feel free to shitpost. It's a nice counter to my 90s music nostalgia night.

>>1023636
Does anyone has the Reese Witherspoon orange peel memes?

>>1022874

Get gassed, you mongoloid.

>>1022872
Stiff mono, heavy lure and no use of the thumb after a cast.
Not even hard. Esp if you don't know what you're doing.

>>1022874
>I don't know what GMOs even are, the post.

Why care about a shitty axe that was never used anyway? Are you jealous that he got some use out of it?

>>1024321
>implying any photo itt is something anyone itt actually owns

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>>1022055
>Hey bro, can you pass me your knife? I just need to cut a little thing.

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>>1021714
>burrs
REEEEEEEE
I FUCKING HATE BURRS
THEY GET IN FUCKING EVERYTHING
E V E R Y T H I N G
AND I HATE THEM

>>1023797
This triggers me. Why do outists hate lighters so much?

>>1023799
t. blondi

>>1025867
because >muh bushgrafd
i carry lighters and a couple flares. if I need fire, i'm not going to fuck around rubbing sticks together, i'm going to make a fucking fire.

>>1023636
>>1021708

Seriously? Fucking get over yourself, it's an orange peel. It's not toxic waste and it's not a manufactured product trash.

>>1025897
Actually, it is toxic, which is why nothing eats it and it doesn't biodegrade until it the coating has oxidized enough to allow mold/bacteria to break it down.

Also, not littering is a thing. Otherwise, you end up living in a shit hole like India.

>>1025906
>mold/bacteria to break it down.
Exactly
So I guess you're butthurt because things don't eat it? rofl

>>1025910
>>1025897
Are you a moron? Because you act like one.

>>1022239
Well... anything is biodegradable. It's just a matter of time. Although 200 years or whatever is probably a bit longer than most people care to have a plastic bag laying around looking out of place.

>>1022874
>false flagging to make gmos acceptable to contrarian plebs

that is some clever jewery i gotta give it to you.

>>1025906
Orange peels break down in like two days. What are you talking about? I never understood this meme.

>>1021697
>imblygin that's a baitcaster
Besides, a birdsnest isn't that hard to deal with.
Worst case, you cut out the line and respool it.

>>1021707
>implying you can truly fuck up a cast iron pot without some potent chemicals
Yeah, having to reseason sucks, but it's not the end of the world you fucking asspie.

>>1026116
>Orange peels break down in like two days

Fuck no.

http://www.kabc.wa.gov.au/library/file/Fact%20sheets/How%20long%20Fact%20sheet%20KAB.pdf

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>>1026137
>i ain't clicking that

>>1024164
I agree that you shouldn't litter at all
But I also think that it's you that doesn't understand what GMOs are

If you leave orange peels, apple cores, banana peels, etc... out, you deserve to have your throat slit.

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>>1025897
Looking for hey guys I was only acting retarted.png

>>1026400
I don't think the kids do that anymore. They just ride retarded and let it go at that.

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>>1026160

>>1025589
Why the opinel? Its not broken its just a folder.

>>1028086
The locking mechanism is broken from batonning it.

>>1028089
It's not broken or damaged.
The blade on the Opinel is purposely left unlocked/disengaged so as not to damage the pivot and lock ring.

I know because I personally came across that Opinel #10 image on bladefoums.com, saved it (with permission of course) and posted it here almost a decade later.

Somebody must have saved it again (without permission) and incorrectly assumed it was broken.

>>1028117
http://www.bladeforums.com/threads/heavy-opinel-use.425239/

>>1028117
>haha hey man cool picture can I save it?

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>>1028117
>I really really like this image

>>1028285
>thinking anyone wants another pepe image

>>1023047
Not nearly enough mud for that. Last time I went camping, it was like the fucking Somme. Hundreds of tents just sort of ended up at the bottom of a hill when the soil let go and took them with it.

>>1026413
> Glass
> Million years
Just bury that shit and call it archaeology.

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>>1026413
Lol I sling my banana peel out the window every morning on the way to work

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>>1030072
You monster.

>>1026413
>citing AU for compostable materials

Yeah, maybe this is accurate for Arizona, but these numbers are way high for most of us in areas where there's rainfall. In the Northeast US here, an orange peel will break down in days.

>>1025589
those are some shitty knifes. you should go to Finland and buy a puukko.

>>1030136
>In the Northeast US here, an orange peel will break down in days.

I live in the NE USA and you sir are a bold faced liar.

>>1030159
I'm seriously, guys.

Put an orange peel somewhere you'll see it later and count the days. Maybe three or four days. Maybe even six. But no way would you still recognize that orange peel in two weeks.

>>1030168
Depends on what you mean by unrecognizable.
Here it will oxidize black and dry out rock hard within a day or two.
Basically turning into orange peel jerky, and from then on it will last for months.

>>1030168
Sometimes I'd find an orange peel in my compost after a few months. I stopped putting them into the compost because of that.

Of course orange peels last forever. Why do you think they use them in cheap paint jobs?

Bah dum tiss

>>1026413
>apple core
i dont know where you live but apple trees are not so uncommon especialy near roads

>>1031727

you've got apple trees coming up around your roads and you're suspecting they're actually growing from the seeds in discarded apple cores?

that would be pretty neat, but i feel like it would have to be a perfect storm type of situation for that to happen... firstly, the apples couldn't be hybrid and must produce viable seeds... second, animals can't have gotten to them, then they have to germinate after a winter / spring thaw... and not get rekt by the rock salt ect being laid down on the roads/plowed off again... then theres the mowing in the summer time.

even under ideal circumstances apple seeds have a 25% germination rate at best... and take a retarded long time to grow. Mine are two years old and less than two feet v.v

>>1032240
>firstly, the apples couldn't be hybrid and must produce viable seeds

All apples are hybrids. They must cross pollinate with other cultivars in order to produce good crops.

I have a 10+ year old apple tree, grown from seed, that is only like 5 feet high and barely has any limbs. Then again I have other ones that are giving tons of bushels of apples and are younger than that. Just that one cultivar hybrid sucks.

>>1032245

Sorry, I meant the genetically modified hybrids that don't produce viable seeds, you are correct all apple trees (especially non-crab apple trees) are hybrids, often being a product of root grafting.

Most GMO apples at the supermarkets won't yield viable seeds, at least not in my area.

>>1032252
>GMO apples

Those are pretty much brand new (Golden Delicious, Granny Smith, and Fuji non-browning/arctic varieties). Also, the terminator genes never made it out of the patent office. You can grow GMOs from seed, just like everything else. Like everything else, some cultivars many have lower germination rates and the new plants are similar to trying to grow stuff from hybrid stock, they don't turn out all that well.

>>1021702
Usually I don't understand why people get pissy about people stacking rocks, but that's just retarded.

>>1026413
So technically they can fine me for taking a shit in the woods?

>>1032240
Yeah no.
>have compost pile
>buy a shitload of store-bought Granny Smiths to make candied apples for Halloween
>throw the cores in the compost pile after Halloween munchtime
>next spring have 2 dozen apple seedlings pop up
Roughly 80% of them sprouted even after being cooked and dipped in molten sugar then tossed on top of a compost pile where all the neighborhood critters could get to them.

Also, volunteer apple sproutlings are a bitch to get rid of.

>>1032391

I suppose it depends on which apples the seeds come from, I've only ever gotten a 30-35% germination rate at best from the batches I've bought at stores, even the earthy-crunchy all-natural non-gmo stores... got an envelope of seeds from a guy on ebay with similar results...

germinating them in the compost pile has had mixed results for me, but I had better luck putting them in the fridge in wet paper towels inside baggys. about 50% of them grew, but out of that, half of them didn't make it past the first year... and this is under "ideal" circumstances, potting soil, constant weeding, regular watering, plenty of sun... I can only imagine what road runoff would do to apple seedings when so many of them just keel over and die within the first season

Normally I would just use cuttings but I'm able to sell baby seedlings at the local farmer's market when they get to be about 6 or 7 inches tall. fucking naturalists are all over that stuff. lemon tree seedlings too

I'm glad you've had better luck with yours, sorry they're in such shitty locations.

>>1033021
Apple seeds are best germinated after a two month stratification. That's putting them into the fridge for 2 months then soaking them in water for 12 hours then putting them into a ziploc bag with a slightly moist paper towel. You should get near 100% germination rate. People/stores who keep apples in the fridge as part of their storage may already have had them in the fridge enough to raise germination rates a good bit.

Apples seeds from apples cores would sprout best after winter.

>>1025885
My buddy will use caveman tech to start a fire then sit down and light a smoke with a bic.

>>1021708

I do this all the time. Put it in my pocket and toss it out of sight of trail once i get a mile or so from camp. Just apple cores and orange peels and the like. Throw them as far as u can.

Is this not okay?

>>1021708
it supposedly can take years for watermelon to degrade completely. but its organic so i would drop it too into a hole

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>>1033803
>orange peels

>>1022872
I mean, its really shitty to deal with but 1 wrong cast can easily result in a similar situation as shown in the pic.

>>1022874
Definitely not the GMOs that extend the degradation process. All the pesticides/fungicides on the epicarp however will make it last longer.

>>1026116
Ok then try it. Leave an orange peel outside for two days and see what happens. Even if you live in a tropical rain forest I guarantee it will be more or less unchanged after that time.

>>1021717
Man, beech trees cant catch a break. First this shit now BBD, have mercy

>>1021702
that made even me mad. What the fuck

>>1034044
2 years? Thats okay

>>1022204
I legut had a fat friend and he fucked my bike up.

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>>1034262
>legut
>fat friend
Did you do that on purpose, anon?

>>1025867
I don't hate them, I keep a couple Djeeps in my truck kit just in case, but I tend to just try to just my magnesium/flint block to start it since my lighters are non-refillable and just for the fun of knowing I started a fire without a lighter. I get enjoyment out of simple things I guess.

>double headed axe
Deserved it

>>1024164
Plant Geneticist here, there are no 'GMO' oranges in production currently. I say GMO as defined by the USDA, but you can also argue everything is GMO so I'm not even going to try defending it further.

>>1025906
>implying shit isn't biodegradable
Get better n00b

>>1034643
What is the nigger of plants?

Are Vegetables really as dumb as people say?

Is there a question that you can ask someone to find out if they're (mentally) a Vegetable or not? Like something only a Vegetable could answer.

>>1022930
This

>>1022930
I got this, I speak fluent Australian

"You haters can all go get fucked. This was just the laugh I needed. Reminds me of the time I lent my Leatherman branded multi-tool to a Junior non-commissioned officer when I was just the rank of Private, useless person cut some fencing wire using the middle of the cutting blade leaving a large indentation in it.
>mfw there was a bit in the back of the blade for cutting hard wire.
(unintelligible rambling)"

>>1034499
Once face is for hitting low on the tree where the blade might hit the ground. It is not as thin as the other face which is for hitting higher up on the tree.

>>1034865
>what is the nigger of plants?
Yams, obviously.

>>1026413
>ale-you-mini-um cans
>More than one million years
How can anyone even know this?

>>1034945
>Yams
Keked audibly.

>>1034954
Half life. Chemistry extrapolated.

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>Thanks for letting us use the park for our earth day festival.

>>1035003
That's what happens when a provided service isn't actually provided properly.

>hey anon, do we need to bring our own trash bag to pack shit out when we are done?
>naw, they have trash cans for us

That conversation times 400.

>>1034044
>>1034200
Aside for not wanting to see any evidence of humans, which is a little absurd when walking on a trail made, maintained, and obviously occupied by fellow humans, the issue with orange peels is absurd.

Yes, it takes a bit of time to degrade. So what? Wood takes a while to degrade, which is a good thing as far as nutrient cycling goes. An orange peel isn't hurting anyone or anything. It may be non-native in your area, but so is your shit derived from non-native foods.

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>can I borrow that axe for a bit?
>you're axe can't be too sharp anon because that's dangerous.
>The edge is too thin it chipped on a tiny rock.

>>1035101
I have a friend who's one of those idiots that misuses and breaks everything and never seems to understand why people take care of things. He asked to borrow my hatchet quickly on a campout and proceeded to plunge it repeatedly into the ground trying to chop roots out so he wouldn't have to sleep on them. Chopped the blade squarely into several rocks and compeltely fucked the edge. Couldn't even grasp why I took it back from him. Called me prissy. Fucking hell.

>>1035100
>trash on the trail is okay
>here's my child's logic on the matter

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>>1035100

>>1032240
no they were planted by farmers
but i mean this sheet claimed that appel cores are liter while there are tons of apple trees growing between fields and on roads and no one colects these apples so there are old fouly apples everywhere in nature.

>sometimes there are cases of sheeps or goats geting drunk because they eat the fermenting apples

>>1032240
>it would have to be a perfect storm situation

not sure how the apple tree growing at 8k feet wedged between a rock and a cliff that I pass on the way to RMNP managed to end up in the perfect storm but if you say so mate

>>1021708
Citrus takes 3-5 years to biodegrade, significantly longer than other fruits. Just put it in your compost container.

(you DO compost, right /out/?)

>>1035003

>earth day festival
>leaves trash everywhere

Really saving the planet aren't we?

>>1035752
Not really a problem anymore.
The more rapid and higher intensity of the natural cool/heat cycle increases the breakdown time of organic material by x1000%

Source: the overwhelming scientific consensus.

>>1022160
>>1021708
As long as it's organic it doesn't matter. No wax, no preservative, no soap wash.
>>1035279
3-5 years my ass. Put a peel outside and see how long it takes to turn into dirt. A few months at most.

>>1028089
how do you break the opinel locking mechanism?

>>1035279
I don't put orange peels in my compost because they are still there when everything else is done and ready to be used in my garden. Orange peels and those fucking stickers from bananas.

>>1022222
Witnessed those dank pents my man

>>1035052
Honestly, I see this all the time at events and it's pretty irritating. How hard is it to just tie a few extra trash bags around? People who liter are scum, but it's also the responsibility of whoever is running the show to actually plan for the massive amounts of people they try to funnel in.

>>1039208
You are too correct. At most places there's usually a volunteer pickup for all the remaining trash. In fact, a lot of photos online are taken before the volunteer pickup and can be misleading as a result.

>>1022157
I've heard this same story so many times, and it's true every single time

>tfw I swapped out my busted up leatherman for a brand new one just before I left

>>1021708
They're fine to throw on the ground if they belong to the state, like florida. They degrade really fast with the humidity and the sun. If you litter them in the north they will take forever to degrade because it's not as hot, humid, or sunny, and in the meantime the next person who hikes after you has to look at a bright orange peel on the ground.

>>1039440
>if they belong to the state

Oranges come from Asia and India. They are not even naturalized in the USA. They always need humans caring for them to spread. You will also get a fine for littering if you get caught tossing them on the ground in Florida.

>>1039466
No you tard oranges grow wild in florida, orange groves are everywhere that's not a beach or a swamp. Why would I ever pick up my orange peel instead of throwing it down in the sand next to the other hundred peels of oranges rotting after they've fallen off the tree, commit fucking seppuku you fool.

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>>1039643
>old orange plantations are now wild
>thinks they are natural
>wants other people to kill themselves

>>1022872
You slam a heavy lure in the water in front of you without braking the reel with your thumb. Instant bird's nest.

With baitcasters you will develop an instinct to keep your thumb right on top of the reel for emergency braking.

>>1021689
There are only three or four guys in my life I lend my tools to.

>>1021708
I love how this one always gets /out/ up in a tizzy.

>>1030008
I'd love a photo of that.

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>>1030136
>tossing out orange peels is perfectly fine because in the south american rainforest they will be gone inside a day

>>1026413
>Make a difference by registering to become a Litter Reporter

fucking LOL

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>>1021708
Heh. Here's the original pic.