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Dia da IndependĂȘncia Brasileira edition.

>Motorcycle Related Cartoons
>Motorcycle Gear & Accessories
>Motorcycle Pics & Webms
>Motorcycle Dating Advice

/dbt/ map updated Last month:
>https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?msa=0&mid=1YwqbzbdRjMAItdOZPktcND3Nr98

Nobike? Start here:
>>16832630

A2 bikes:
>http://a2bikes.co.uk/

Motorcycle Ergonomics simulator:
>http://cycle-ergo.com

Webms with sound:
>>>/wsg/1796502

Previously on /dbt/:
>>17835473
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>tfw you live long enough to see ducati make a superbike V4 and honda sit on its hands with nothing but its $170K model.

When will the new VFR / RVF age begin?
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First for group ride again tonite bois
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is there such a thing as affordable and waterproof textile trousers or should I just keep using my waterproof overtrousers?

Pros
>100% waterproof

cons
>bit of a hassle to get it on
>can get very hot and sweaty inside it because it is absolutely sealed.
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>>17838338
>wanting a good bike from honda
what's that, did i hear you want another underpowered turd?
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How many friends do you guy have?
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Owning a harley is awesome
Chicks dig em
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Harley is the true redpill
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fuck's sakes
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Took my fucking Harley for a rip today. Walked a busa and afterwards he hate my ass out and asked me if any dealers would take his busa on trade. I told him probably not than shit into his mouth.
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>>17838454
>>17838464
tard
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catch up gramps, the future is here and it's beautiful
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Took my KTM out for a fucking HAUL today.
Had a freaking faget on a sport tourer think he could run with me. I bent him over his shitty bike and buttfucked him while he screamed about anime or some sort of weeb shit.
As I left I pushed his bike over and he thanked me for it.
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>>17838454
My sides.

>redpill

Has the HD clothing and tats rebel meme down to a science.
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>>17838432
2 genuine, excluding family
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>>17838432
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what are these bolts and what is the correct tool to remove them?
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>>17838432
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>>17838464
>>17838474
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>>17838505
Good god....
This is /dbt
Better go watch death note reruns kiddo
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Sup /dbt/ need your expert advise on a issue.

I have a 350km trip coming up in a few days and I don't have much gear. How goofy/lame/ebin would it be for me to wear my IOTV full kevlar plate carrier (minus the plate) as protection?

>pic related
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>>17838505
They are called allen heads. You use allen head wrenches/sockets to remover them.

Since you asked something fairly basic please print this out and tape it right above anything you work on.

Lefty loosey, righty tighty.
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>>17838505
Allen/hex key

Get an allen key set or socket wrench driver head set
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>>17838531
they bolt entire engines together with allen heads?
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>>17838526
Are you fucking retarded?
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>>17838526
Just gayer than a guy on a cruiser with a patched vest.

JUST
U
S
T
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>>17838543
That's not holding the entire engine together. That holds on one of the side covers.
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>>17838543
Depending on the bike, yeah they can use a ton of them.

My KTM has a crapload of torx heads ( kinda like an allen but star shaped )
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>>17838468
Mission motorcycles went bankrupt anon.
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Going to buy an 05 Triumph Bonneville tomorrow. it's my first bike, excited to start riding
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>>17838545
Not fully
>>17838554
I won't be flying any patches. Just need some protection just-in-case is all and this is the only thing I have on such short notice.
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Just bought a new book while out.
Awww yisss
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>>17838571
enjoy your disgusting lack of power, no carrying capacity and tiny fuel tank.
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>>17838612
thanks buddy I will
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>>17838612
>mfw that describes my bike perfectly as well
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>>17838440
nice cuck shed
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>>17838543
They're pretty common for external case bolts because the heads don't take up as much room as hex heads.
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>>17838526
Unless you're going to Chicago or Detroit that will do literally nothing but make you uncomfortable.
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New seat finally came in 5 weeks later
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>>17838672
Looks nice, you'll need to go ride for several hundred miles to break it in and test it this weekend.
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>>17838672
Hows it feel?
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>>17838306
What model is that honda?
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>buy a jacket
>too small
>buy another jacket
>fits ok but arms have too much room in the shoulder and are too long
>buy ANOTHER jacket
>fits perfect at the waist but not in the chest
>BUY ANOTHER FUCKING JACKET
When will revzilla cut me off? I'm foaming at the mouth because I can't try this shit on in person because all motorcycle shops locally have shit selection.
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>>17838376
Hi

What is wrong with the cb650f?

Sincerely,
Anon
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>>17838707
I know that feel, my local stores have motocross, harley, and winter jackets
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>>17838707
How safer are the jackets while on a bike?

WTF do they actually do?
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>>17838738
Stop your skin from burning away in a slide.
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>>17838707
If you weren't shaped like a fucking pear it would probably be easier.
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>>17838699
Nah man I just bought it to show it off at the local Starbucks

>>17838702
Haven't gotten to really test yet. With the dealer price being $1k you'd expect it should be good. Paid about half that from Germany
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>>17838746
Hi mat
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>Local Craigslist is lousy with $1-2000 near-new CBRs and GSXRs
>They're garbage bikes for beginners and short commutes, and that's why there's so many for sale
>Only SV650s nearby go for 2500+ with a ton of miles on them
It ain't fair, I tell ya
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>>17838750
All three boxes for starbucks, hardcore man, hardcore.
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>>17838746
So it doesn't actually protect against broken bones or anything like that.

Wait, you mention slide, so if you fall off a bike you should slide with the fall?
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>>17838777
Don't forget the tank bag on the seat and the GPS
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>>17838784
There is impact protection, not just abrasion resistance. CE rated armor in shoulders, elbows, forearms, and optionally back/chest protectors.

Ultimately though, if you hit something at 70mph, the armor can only do so much. In theory it will spread the impact out and do less damage.
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>>17838784
A jacket with CE rated armor will lessen the chance of a broken bone but they can still break. Avoid rolling as that will cause more impacts and increase the likely-hood of broken bones. It is always better to slide along the ground until you come to a stop.
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>>17838748
There's a lot more to it because each manufacturer has their own fit, on top of separate fit styles (sport, touring, race, etc).

But you are right I'm a little chubby.
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>>17838784
Airbags will sort of protect you from broken bones in a tumble (highside or unfortunate lowside)

But that's about it. Motorcycles are dangerous. ATGATT all you want but if your helmeted noggin contacts a metal post at 60mph your ghost is going to wish you left the gear off so you could at least be less sweaty before dying.
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>>17838830
Helmets are tested against exactly this sort of impact and made to be safe in it. Never give motorcycle gear advice again.
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>>17838750
>$1k
Fuck me, thatÂŽs a lot for a seat. ThatÂŽs just shy of what I paid for my bike.
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>>17838850
How's wage slave life mat?
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>>17838850
>Your head hits the pole
>your body continues on

it's one of the few situations where you'll break your neck. not because of the helmet, if anything the helmet gives your head a slight chance of glancing off the pole, but it's a slight chance. and you still might have it being cut off to avoid pushing the brains out of your cracked skull.

worse is when the pole/tree branch contacts your neck instead of your head.
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>tfw no dr650
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>>17838875
Still sending stalker text and creeping on customers?
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>>17838738
>>17838784
>>17838830
Quality gear increases the speed and severity of a crash you can have whilst walking away uninjured. Buy the best gear you can afford and choose gear that you will be likely to wear every time you ride.

Pic related, I lowsided at 50 mph and walked away uninjured. The ~3mm thick leather jacket and kevlar jeans wore away to nothing... if that was my skin I would still be in hospital today.

Further reading: https://infrastructure.gov.au/roads/safety/publications/2009/pdf/good_gear_guide_nrsc.pdf
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>>17838876
Now you are describing a different sort of impact that almost never happens. You can convince yourself that all crashes are that but they aren't anywhere near that spectacular or that deadly usually. Please don't use your skewed view of reality and crash statistics to misrepresent the protection provided by any of the gear available to a rider.
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>>17838902
>ATGATT
>slide stomach first into a tree at speed
>RIP, internal organs
>slide into a curb/divider at speed
>well your bones didn't shatter AS badly

Motorcycles are dangerous. Please do not give the illusion that gear confers invincibility except in ideal track conditions.
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>>17838850
>Slide headfirst into pole at 60
>Helmet does its job and protects your brain
>Spine is shattered
>Heart stops

Yep. If you wear gear you're 100% safe and nothing bad can happen.
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>>17838902
Is ur fat friend still trying to sue people because hes a shit rider? And is he still trying to cheat on his wife?
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>>17838912
>>17838909
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>>17838909
Yeah, sometimes people die instantly, sometimes they walk off 200 mph crashes (looking at you, Marc Mar-crash).

I talked on /dbt/ last week about the r1 squid I saw crash his bike in just a helmet and gloves who was walking around and shit
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>>17838932
>>17838944
I agree those guys went full worst case scenario but fuck man dial back the tism
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>>17838912
>>17838909
>>17838902
>>17838876
>>17838850
>>17838830
>>17838784
>>17838956
Are you cunts fucking retarded? Not even a 5 star car would resist a 60 mph pole impact. But for the most common crashes that actually occur, ie:
>car turns in front of bike
>cars and bike rear ending each other
>rider misjudges corner and runs off
Gear will play a HUGE role in the injuries a rider will sustain.

Vid related. Imagine if this guy was in jeans and a tee: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx2J4o4qr00
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>>17838944
I don't think you understand what a strawman is.

>ATGATT all you want but if your helmeted noggin contacts a metal post at 60mph your ghost is going to wish you left the gear off so you could at least be less sweaty before dying.
^A different anon

>Helmets are tested against exactly this sort of impact and made to be safe in it. Never give motorcycle gear advice again.
^You, being dumb

>>17838909
>>17838912
>>17838876
^everyone else pointing out how wrong you are

You're a fucking idiot. It's not a strawman if you're the one who made the argument you dense shit. You literally fucking said something, then other people told you you were wrong, then you're claiming it's a strawman. Not how that works.
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>>17838944
Whats wrong mat? Not very friendly tonight.
Is it because you make minimum wage and everyone makes fun of you irl?
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>>17838969
I don't think you have good reading comprehension.

It is a strawman if I never once said gear makes you 100% invincible and they refute my statements as if I did and even say that is what they are refuting.
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>>17838989
I don't think you know what you're talking about.
Just because you work in retail doesn't mean you're pinion matters here
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>>17839003
Did insult you IRL or something?
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>>17838989
why do you reply to them they are neet sperg lords with no life and the only kicks they do get are by trolling this thread.
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>>17839016
Not at all. But nobody likes you. You never realised that everyone made fun of you? Even your manager talked shit about you to everyone.
Nobody was sad when you were forced to leave. We still laugh about the creepy text you sent girls
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>>17838705
Hornet 600.

or, if you prefer, CB600F

A Monkey's favorite. :^)
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>>17839024
My autism wont let me let it go.
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>>17839035
yeah but you aren't actually making a point to them, the only thing they care about is the (You) part of your replies.
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>>17839041
Trying to get ur dick sucked by white knighting ehh?
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>>17839031
Since there is never any chance of me coming back to that state and seeing you again who are you if you?
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>>17839051
We're all very pleased you got forced out of here. We all had a good giggle tonight at bike night about your autism
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>>17839044
IÂŽm desperate man
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>>17839044
trying to shut you up ya dried up old sack of lumpy camel shit.

you are annoying.
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>>17839065
I feel u
>>17839068
You seem upset! This pleases me since you can't do anything about it
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>>17839074
Imagining you sitting there doing a little autistic cackle while you type out each of your replies because you think everything you say is really funny is enough for me to be honest.
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>>17839061
Lol now I know who you are. Autism has its perks.
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>Rossi out of the championship
>Crutchlow possibly out as well
There goes the rest of the fun for this season.
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>>17839085
Im happy you're taking time out if your busy night you commune with me.
Im sorry you get trigger so easily spergie
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>>17839097
Im sure you think you do know who I am. But you don't.
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>>17839101
>night
i don't live in what ever communist shithole you live in.
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>>17839105
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>>17839114
Ok spergie anon. Anything you wish to cry about? I care, I really do!
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>>17839118
Seriously though. What's ur fat fuck buddy always trying to cheat on his wife? It's sad honestly
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>>17838956
I've had a head on with a car at probably 130mph Bike went under the car, I ragged dolled down the road about 150 yards. Friends thought I was dead for sure. When I stopped I sat upright and said SON OF A BITCH loud enough the guy going by me heard it. Ended up with a purple big toenail and 3 stitches in my heel from my bones trying to be forced out of my foot ( boot held it in, thank you Gaerne )

I also fell in a lot at 2mph when my front tire washed out of the worlds smallest pile of gravel, Broken collar bone.

Full gear both times, it's not a guarantee you'll walk away clean but it certainly helps your chances of being less fucked up.
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>>17839128
I actually have no idea who or what you are even talking about.
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>>17839128
Fat fuck buddy here. Wife is a fucking ugly bitch I need some fresh boipussy
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>>17839131
>Broken collar bone.
This happened to my friend while snowboarding. Multiple crashes from jumps, fine. Falling over while barely moving? Broken collar bone. Human anatomy is so weird

>it's not a guarantee you'll walk away clean but it certainly helps your chances of being less fucked up.

Yeah, usually I wear gear but I started going to college so I have to be in city traffic in 110 degree heat in Arizona, so I kind of stopped wearing my jacket. Still helmet and gloves, and doc martens which are probably not all that safe.

Once it stops being hot enough for me to get heatstroke from gear I'll get a jacket for cold weather at the very least.
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>>17839139
Sure thing wageslave. We've all seen the fb text he sent.
>>17839141
Its funny because this whole statement is believable
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>>17839124
Onions.
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>>17839097
And this is why tripfags are cancer.
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>>17839147
Well I haven't so can ya fill me in?
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>>17839131
>>17839145
>broken collarbone
I fell off a fucking hammock and broke mine, fuck collarbones.
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>>17839153
Anyone could pretend to be as gay as me. You should try join us!
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>>17839156
Really? We joke you for being a creep. But he has kids and a wife and was straight up trying to fuck one of the girls who has the same job as his wife
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>>17839131
>car at probably 130mph
I should clarify, that was closing speed. Husky 610s will only do 100 flat out on a good day.
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>>17839164
I don't hang out with people, because autism, so I am not going to be around someone who would be able to show me that.
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>>17839176
Sure thing matty
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>>17838338
>reduced price cause fans were disappointed
look no further my man
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PSA American flat track just started on NBCsp
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>>17838582
lol i got that book too b&n anon
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>>17839196
>b&n anon
Who that is?
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>>17839186
You are the worst kind of person who is trying to get a rise out of me, won't even tell me what you are talking about...
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>>17838707
what do you mean anon the store's right there
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>>17839209
Remember that time at bp when Kat almost made you cry in front of everyone.
Good times
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>>17839205
Barnes & Noble, anon*
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>>17839234
story?
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>>17839234
No... I remember the time I almost ran her over and apologized to her and she lied about accepting my apology but I don't recall ever being near crying during that encounter...
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>>17839238
second this, sounds like a good laugh
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>>17839244
It will be nice to hear how fake some of the people are who were on that ride.
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>bullying
Is this a highschool drama thread?
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>>17839251
Yeah jesus why are we bullying some random dude lmao
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>>17839251
Just sit back and watch these two idiots with all of us!
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>>17839251
its one person bullying zx10r, probably because his dad beats him or something and he needs to take out his frustration on someone.
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>>17839251
Nobody is posting much about on topic shit so we need to get our jollies somehow
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>>17839238
>>17839244
I'm not good at telling stories and was honestly funnier if there since kat is 4ft9in and mat is over 6ft

But long story short, he's a super shitty rider. He's the guy that causes wrecks in group rides. Lots of purple refused to actually ride with him for that reason. He cut her off hard as fuck one night because lolnoskill and when they all parked the almost midget ex- marine was about to choke his aspergers having ass out. He was legit scared of her.
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>>17839251
I think so
post baiku
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>>17839249
>attempting damage control
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>>17839275
I caused a wreck on a group ride ever?
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why don't you have a dirt bike /dbt/?
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>>17839258
>some random dude
Sounds like they know him.
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>>17839275
Classic Matt
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>>17839299
I had to sell it to buy a street bike, soon though.
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>>17839300
Yep. He worked at a local cycle gear and got "moved to another store" for being a borderline rapist
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>>17839280
That bike has sonic the hedgehog eyes
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>>17839294
Hush. People without brain damage are talking
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>>17839321
Lol rapist. That is beyond a stretch for an asexual.
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>>17839327
>implying i don't have brain damage
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>>17839327
Are they smart people without brain damage or just you?
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>>17839327
Wait is ZX10 anon also brain damage anon? I though they were different.

>>17839328
>Asexual
Oh, you might be right about the brain damage.
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>>17839338
there are a few anons with brain damage, this is daily bike thread remember.
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>>17839328
Thers people who still have the screenshots of the text you sent to the girls you fb stalked. Told you we were talking about it at bike night earlier.
Shit was funny
>>17839337
Sup white knight
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>>17839346
At least I ain't alone then ^_^
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>>17839348
>girls you fb stalked
Which one did you have the crush on, White Knight?
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>>17839352
Only because you abduct little girls and keep them in a closet?
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>>17839361
What use would I have for abducting girls?
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>>17839358
You're really trying to get him to suck you off I see. It's cute really.
All the grills here who ride are sadly either niggers or navy whores
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>>17839328
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>>17839371
Because you're a rapist matty. I'm sure legally you can "blame the mental disorder"
Thats the only reason Ryan didn't have your creep ass fired.
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>>17839374
Nah. But the guy gets booted from the store (for cause, no doubt) and you can't help but follow him to the Chinese cross stitching forum where he hangs out. Kinda creepy on your part, anon. Kinda stalker.
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>>17839384
Is it Kat? Tell me it's Kat. Does Kat know your feelings for her?
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>>17839384
I am getting bored of hearing the same things over and over again here. Come back when you got new insults please.
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>>17839299
I have several
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>>17839409
I've seen nudes of her. It was far worse than I had ever imagined.
>>17839412
I'm sorry you fell that way matty.
At least you'll have this white knight>>17839398 to keep you company
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>>17839299
Because I'm an adult
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>>17839443
an adult that is not allowed to ride dirt bikes
>mfw
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>>17839431
You're the white night, friend. You're white knighting some chick who you imagine was A) wronged by Matt and B) would be with you if she only knew what "nice guy" you are
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>>17839446
Rossi is an adult who shouldn't be allowed on dirt bikes.
>Shoulder
>tib AND fib
smfh
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>>17839431
I will be waiting right here for the new insults. I got time.
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>>17838526

Are you playing PUBG IRL?

If yes, might be a good idea.

If no, then just wear a fucking leather jacket you autist.
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>>17839451
I don't know any of the chicks he was texting. Most of them were customers in the store.
Stop trying so hard. It's unbecoming of a young woman such as yourself
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>>17839299
But I do
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>>17839446
looks like a white Prince
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>>17839463
Then why so salty? He's gone from your life (at least he will be when you are gone from ours) So go.
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>>17839451
I've never in my life seen a dude try to get his dick sucked by dude so hard lol
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>>17839482
Because I know it triggers his actual autism and i have nothing better to do with my night than upset kids like you all
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>>17839483
You never seen a mirror?
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>>17839488
You need to get laid my man
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>>17839488
triggered. That's you.
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>>17839494
Nice damage control!

Im so pleased this thread got ruined because i know it honestly upsets a lot of you.
>>
Never seen anons defend a name fag from other anons. Who divided by zero?
>>
>>17839501
First it was Matt, now it's everyone? Antisocial, goes with your stalking habit.
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>>17839510
4chan is not as good as it used to be
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>>17839512
Still wanting him to ejaculate in ur asshole I see
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>>17838432
3, none ride.
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>>17839510
You have a point. I'll stop. I saw a creep, a bully, a stalker. Now I'm the bully, too.
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>>17839522
F A G G O T
A
G
G
O
T
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>>17839512
>stalking
I don't think that means what you think it means.
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>>17839529
Careful. He's trying to let him suck you off
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>>17839534
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>>17839456
Rossi says dirt bikes are the best way to get better at riding. now he won't break his should, tib and fib on a road bike you see.
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>>17839562
I was thinking of buying a $700 chink pit bike to fuck around on. Itd be nice to have something to kneedrag and stunt that I wouldnt be scared of dropping. The latter has interfered with my skill proficiency pretty badly.
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>>17839576
it will break, they all do.
only pit bikes worth buying are braap and they cost like as much as a grom.
better off getting a 2k rm125 or something.
one good thin about dirt bikes is they don't break when you drop them anyway, worst you might do is break a bit of plastic or bend the handlebars/levers
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>>17839510
Welcome to the new SJW world, pardon me while I go throw up again.
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>>17839510
It is a new form of shitposting
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>>17839514
4chan was never good
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>>17839601
It was when it was only /a and /b
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>>17839591
It sucks that I'm on a tight budget though. Im saving up for a new bike, helmet cam, and bluetooth headset already. Also need new gear.
>>
4chan is turning more and more into reddit every day.
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>>17839457
I just had the mental image of someone in atgatt falling into an olympic pool.
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>>17839576
Xr100
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>>17839633
Downvoted
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>>17839591
>>17839652
How bad is buying a used dirt bike? Ive also never a 2 stroke or carbs.
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>>17839663
I bought a 2001 XR100 for $1000 in perfect condition.
Get a 4 stroke
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>>17839514
>falling for the oldfag meme
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>>17839663
depends how much you spend and what you buy i guess.
i traded my road bike for a used dirt bike with 46 hours on it and im happy with it.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=55&v=mWsBRgq7pk8

jesus. someone at Honda robotics got to work on motorcycles.
>>
Absolute noob here, where can I try on a lot of helmets that isnt a faggot ride now powersports store? Phoenix area.
>>
Lads, a massive object struck me on the highway and I couldn't see what it was for like 20 mins but I could feel the drag on my jacket front and it turned out to be a MASSIVE dragonfly, poor thing was concussed as fuck.
shit hurt. Those Harley cruiser goombas are probably having a unenjoyable time with half-helmets
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>>17839760
Cycle Gear
13220 N Cave Creek Rd, Phoenix, AZ 85022
Cycle Gear
1040 S Country Club Dr, Mesa, AZ 85210
Cycle Gear
8337 W Bell Rd #101, Peoria, AZ 85382
Cycle Gear
15643 N Reems Rd, Surprise, AZ 85374
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>>17839767
you did us all a favor and put it out of its misery, right?
>>
>>17839767
But muh all-American image and need to hold cigars in my mouth as I ride.
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>>17839820
I ride a cruiser. I have a full face and have never smoked in my life
>>
Indian scout vs Triumph america lt?
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>>17839847
Scout
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>>17839830
We're talking about Harley goombas not all cruiserfags are retarded midlife crisis chunnis playing dress up road warrior. But most are gay regardless.

Do you suck dicks?
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>>17839855
No. All the fags on dbt have sport and dirt bikes
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>>17838784
I'd rather have a broken shoulder and intact skin than a broken shoulder and ground beef for skin
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rate this parking
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>>17839874
its not that bad
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>>17839874
>6 bikes taking up 6 spots

5/10
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>>17839797

Sweet ty. That cycle gear on cave creek is right down from my house, I cant believe i didnt think of that.
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>>17839767
Rip dragonfly :(
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>>17839899
>>17839969
There was about 20 more hiding in the shade of the tree. It was fucking hot. Ive adjusted my camera settings though so no more using facebook to lazily resize pics.
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https://sarasota.craigslist.org/mcy/d/2014-rmz250/6235804811.html

What think? Literally everything inside of me is telling me not to own a suzuki... but I want to try every bike before I end on a happy home. I've had a husky and a honda (loved both) the new kawisakis seem pretty sick too.

Doesn't help that the bike has 40hrs on it it'll need a new top end in the first few rides if it doesn't need it already. I'm sure I could talk the guy down on the price... especially after it floats away like 3 states north.
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>>17840064
>suzuki
No
Get a yamaha
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>>17840087
Thank you friend, that's all I needed.... I just.... I just needed someone to say... "no."

After the storm passes and flooding isn't bad I'll try and look for like a 2015 or 16 yammie or 2017 kx250f for a good "managers" deal. I honestly can't wait to get another honda though. Never thought I would own one but the last one I just had was too good to pass up on the price and I fell in love.
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>>17840150
You're in the flood zones lmao? Enjoy shifting through thousands of water damaged bikes.
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>be American
>settle in the middle of hurricanes' path
>whine about hurricanes
>get shot
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>>17838707
what helmet is this?
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>>17838707
Ever try revit stuff? Seems to fit me the best out of icon, Dainese and alpinestars.
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>>17840238
its okay mahmoud soon you will get to go to miami
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>>17840313
Why would I want to? I can ride right now, while you guys are drowning and getting eaten by alligators. Kind of ironic how Florida residents are always quick to point out how they can ride year-round, then cry about swamp ass and hurricanes.
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>>17840327
I'm not from florida
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>>17840336
Now I'm curious, where are you from?
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>>17840341
Palo Alto
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>>17840388
>cuckfornia
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How does /dbt/ feel about Christmas lights?
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>>17840393
>germany
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>>17840400
fuk u got me
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>>17838352
A lot of gear that tries to sell itself as waterproof usually has limits. Unless it's dedicated to keeping rain out like your overpants, it will not stand up to strong rain and takes ages to dry.
I know it's a pain, but stick with the overpants.
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Is a VTR250 a good first bike?

Is it worth paying extra for a post-2009 one with EFI?
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>>17840397
Rudolph dressup>christmas lights
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Sup fags. Took my gixxer out for a blessed bong rip again tonite. Lost like 10, 12 cops with the boys no problem on our way to your mom's to run a train. Ouch town population: you bro
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>>17840468
what third world shithole do you live in
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>>17840464
This.

Also I keep looking for a good FJ within two hours' drive and there ain't shit here. Feels bad m8.
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>>17840486
They seem to pop up in random spots occasionally. They go for good money in good nick
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>>17840451
Yes, if they sold that here instead of the shitty CB I'd buy it.

If you plan on keeping it.
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>born with 1 chance
>be given 29 inch inseam legs

Kill me
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>>17840502
What do you think of the KTM a week or so on?

>in good nick
I can't even find a basket case. Kek I guess I may have to look around Chicago and bring a couple friends. Armed.
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>>17840506
I know this feel yet I ride a V-Stronk and a DR650, both without lowering links. You git gud at tiptoes and a high leg swing.
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>>17840506
I have 28 inch legs. I am a leglet. I just accept that I need something with a seat height less than 31" and I'm not going to flatfoot, meaning I generally have a preference for light bikes or bikes with a low center of gravity.
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any brissy up for a friday night ride and eat at sunnywank. no bully pls
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>>17840506
>tfw short but 32 inch inseam
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>>17840518
die fagget
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>>17840507
It's pretty good so far. Been busy so haven't had time to give it a proper break in yet but I'm riding it to work tomorrow then probably a little offroadan on the way home. I did take it on a mission to rescue my tool tube that fell off the Tiger but ended up finding it the next day riding my Tiger kek
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>>17840451
good bike, slow but incredibly reliable. Get a SV650 if you can though
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ive had to deal with a stupid annoying amount of limp wrists last few months on my touge
my times are down 12% because of all you moving chicane faggots.

friendly remidner slowfag bikecunts stay the fuck off my touge or ill push you off the side tyty
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>>17840535
>when you try to time your drifts to eurobeat but a bikefag ruins your rhythm
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>>17840532
Glad you found the thing. Dat Tiger is still looking good too.

>offroadan
My off road skills have atrophied since I parked the DR650 (still can't find the damn title) and everything I've had the V-Stronk on has been gravel or hard-pack.
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>>17840546
I dn't imagine there's much for proper offroading out there in the plains regardless. Sucks about the title on the DR. I'll have to get you in the loop on Wombat and I's planned trip next year. We want to run a bunch of the Colorado passes next summer.

Yeah, I was glad I found it, was gonna be almost $100 to replace just the tools in there much less figure out a new tube/box setup.
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>>17840533
How slow are we talking? Is it likely that I'll get bored of it?

And I can't legally get an SV650 for the first four years of my license unless it's one of the new ones. Australia sucks.
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>>17840541
kinda my problem
actua problem is i cant take proper lines without having to clean bikefag brain off my bumper
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>>17840506
>born with 1 chance
>too tall to ride most sportsbikes
>37" inseam, can flatfoot 990 superenduro and probably everything else
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>>17840506
>tfw 5'11" manlet
>tfw 29" inseam
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>>17840560
Wow. That would have sucked...

>CO
I should look for good OHV areas and get /fit/ again. Please let me know when you get a firmer timeframe for the trip and I'll see if I can come out for at least some of it. mite b cool
>>
>>17840581
I'm the same height and inseam and ride an r1 comfortably.
You're just limited to big bikes anon.
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>>17838505
If you don't know what type of bolt this is, then you should seriously consider bringing it to the dealer
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>>17840607
I'll keep you informed. I don't have a solid schedule for next year yet but I'm pushing management to that end so hopefully soon we'll have some semi-solid plans
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>>17840663
Like scheduling anything else, it is like trying to make a fork stand up in hot grits: it works if for a moment but when it finally cools off and stops moving it ain't near where you wanted it to be.
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>>17840592

wut, how? I'm a 5'10 manlet and I can flat foot my bike with a 32.5" seat
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>>17840701
Proportions. Some (lucky) people get long legs and arms and have a shorter torso. Others (like me) get stubby legs, raptor arms, and a long but otherwise nondescript torso.
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>>17840705
>Some (lucky) people get long legs and arms and have a shorter torso.
>He's never had to shop for 36 length pants or shirts/hoodies/jackets with arms long enough
>>
>>17840710
Once beyond a height of 6'1" you're officially freak of nature tall. And you're bigger than that m8.

Mostly I'm just still assmad I can't extend a leg far enough to save a tipover up in those rocks we rode up.
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>>17840716
>6'1"
>Freak
That's literally average. Why are you a manlet?
>>
>>17840718
Average is 5'8
>>
>>17840563
It's a town bike. 34 horses and the light weight will make it feel sporty in town but completely lacking on freeways. SV650 is a right size where it feels very capable on freeways but isn't too large to be bothersome in town.
>>
>>17840728
Maybe if you include Asians in your average
>>
>>17840745
I live in a town of only around 100k people, so I'd mostly be using it for weekend fun with maybe a bit of commuting.

I do drive (2.5hrs) to the city on most weekends and it'd be nice to do it on the bike occasionally too, but I don't need a high speed tourer.
>>
>>17840749
Also the majority of africans
>>
>>17838712
>650cc
>sporty look
>68 hp tho
Simply underpowered af for no real reason
>>
>>17840778
False. You're thinking India-Bangladesh-Pakistan.
>>
>>17838850
These guys are too retarded to wear helmets lmao. Even if you crash at 30mph theres a good chance you will facecheck the asphalt, and a helm will leave you uninjured, otherwise you would at least have a concussion amd a broken jaw
>>
>>17840503
What's wrong with the CBs?
>>
what are some good carb cleaners that you guys recommend?
>>
>>17839033
Why would anyone buy that?
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>>17840701
Stop lying Salem, there's no way a cat can flatfoot a bike.
>yfw
>>
How do squids ride in flip flops? I can't even ride in All Stars or other walking shoes. The ankles feel so frail, the frame gets hot in the sun, the exhaust is right under there and the shifter is uncomfortable.
>>
>>17840820
carby cleaner
>>
>>17840854
This.Bought race boots and now i can't ride with anything else
>>
biggest boobs ever in tight sweater at work place today
>>
>>17840972
did you rape her when no one was looking?
seedy man like you probably did, in your mind.
mind fucked.
thats sexual assault you know.
like rape.
truly you are a rapist.
>>
>>17840972
Post pics.
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>>17840981
actually no i did not, asshole
>>
>>17840854

I wear a suit to work, so I commute in that and wing tips. The only issue is the shifter can scuff the shoes a bit.
>>
>>17840574

Pretty lulzy how much road this guy needs to use at 80kph.

If you wanted to go fast, you shouldn't have bought a ute.
>>
>>17841055
It's possible for sure, but compared to proper riding boots where the toe is reinforced it's just uncomfortable. I hate riding like that, I'm always paranoid about shoelaces too even if they're stuffed inside the shoe.
So I end up ATGATT'ing regardless of weather. I'd rather be uncomfortably hot than uncomfortably unsafe.
>>
>>17841032
t. a rapist
>>
>>17841032
You're scum
>>
My turn signals stopped working during a ride yesterday. Is this what I get for buying a classic cruisercuck bike?
>>
>>17840574
>driving in the opposing lane cuz muh racing line
I see yammienoob is getting into cars now.
>>
>>17839033
Upright 600s are so lame

600s are already slow and then they detune them for torque. Just buy a liter at that point.
>>
>>17841099
how fast do you need to go exactly?
i feel like people with this mentality do nothing but ride down freeways smashing mirrors when a car pulls in front of them half a kilometer down the road because "it's my lane bro"
>>
Serious question, why do people drop hundreds on bike specific luggage for 1-2 roadtrips a year when a 10$ duffel bag bungeed on the back seat works just as well?

Are there even any major drawbacks to a strapped duffelbag other than (maybe) water resistance and looks? Cause I need luggage for a trip but spending ~800 for a decent set big enough to fit all my camping stuff is insane.
>>
>>17841108
Pretty fast because I'm the person who rides normally in traffic but really lets her rip when there's nobody around

Also having actual top end power to use makes twisties fun and staying in the fat midrange all day makes them boring

Hooligans are people with boring, slow bikes or no skills, usually both, with nothing to enjoy except being an ass. They do it to themselves, as demonstrated by the popularity of groms and supermotos.
>>
>>17841112
makes grocery shopping on a bike possible
niggers will steal your duffel bag
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>>17841114
>you dont enjoy being an ass

Its fun, if you can relax and stop being a pretentious prick you should try it sometime
>>
>>17841125
Try punching mirrors and rev bombing people? No thanks, I don't want the cops to follow me to my roads.
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>>17841118
>spend 800 for the slim chance someone might steal a 40$ old duffel

Besides the average proper setup ia not exactly secure either, like pic related
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>>17841138
>$40 duffel with $100 of shit in it

Yeah and who actually uses those soft bags
>>
>>17841132
>thinks the cops will chase him home for revbombing

Yeah no.

Punching mirrors is wrong and needlessly overagressive,
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>>17839153
>tripfags
Hello new friend how are you today
>>
>>17841144
Maybe if mirror punchers had good bikes and knew how to ride them they wouldn't feel the need to be overly agressive.
>>
>>17841114
most 600's are faster than my 250kw v8 car in acceleration, it's only after 200km/h that they really become noticeably slower than litre peters.
>>
>>17841153
Why would you buy a bike if you didn't intend to go over 200km/h at least once in a while
>>
>>17841161
B-but 600'sdo go over 200
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>>17841168
But then they're slow. You said it yourself. And detuned "naked" 600s are even slower. On top of that they don't even have enough torque to wheelie easily.

No liter no peter.
>>
>>17841168
He needs all that torque and top end power to escape his gay thoughts.
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>>17841170
*pedo thoughts
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>>17841169
Except they aren't slow after that. They're slow after like 250
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>>17841176
They're kind of slow everywhere really.
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>>17841188
My bike makes similar power figures to a 600 super sport and it's not slow.
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>>17841112
Because you don't have to fuck around balancing your bike with bike specific gear. You don't have to fear that all your shit will fall off and fly across the highway, waterproofing and security play a part in it too.

Also looks, while it mightn't mean much to you the cops will see it as unsafe and pull you over to inspect your shit. If it looks like it is supposed to be on the bike then you are less likely to be harassed.
>>
took my harley out for a rip today
every time I twist the throttle on this true motorcycle engineering gem the hills or adwa come back to life through the looking glass of time and I fly upon the spirits of the men who charged against the italians.
>>
>>17841112
Undertail exhaust.
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>>17838432
>Friends
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>>17841281

>>17841281

>>17841281
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>>17840485
nice try fbi
>>
>>17841114
Try riding a grom where you have to stay at max revs all the time
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