/dat/ succ

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literally first for melbourne a middle eastern african sub saharan shithole where nobody can drive manual and have to drive around with TCS on and bricks in the boot because chirping the tyres is ilelgal and punishable by sharia law where FUCKING white trash male bogans get stoned to death by flying hookahs

https://www.racebook.com/7NewsMelbourne/videos/10155237219799301/

Arvo bump don't u neets and wagies wake up soon?

>>16877551
Because some fat cunt from coffs is clearly an expert.

Why do you hate somewhere you've never been so fucking much?

>>16879190
because he's a fucking autist who will bring up literally anything to get the attention off of him being a shitlord
eg; postie sucks dicks, endless jimmy memes, anything to try and be relevant even though he's disliked by near everyone

My leather steering wheel was super sticky thismorning because of the moisture in the air. what can i do to stop this?

(It was literally coming apart in my hands)

Why is SUCC in the copypasta?

I mean, i wouldn't put it past those dickheads who run it to be /dat/ dwellers but wtf is it doing in the pasta?

>>16879273
because falcunt the downs cunt, creates a thread and goes for first too lmao

One of posties m8s for sure
http://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/crime/bmx-rider-labelled-monster-of-depravity-as-hes-jailed/news-story/8a389c998653d37bfb5eb77361f74012

>>16879190
implying.

i was there for a couple of weeks 4 years ago and hated it.
>>16879233
t. poopie melbourian wanker hipster mcgoy
>>16879273
>cant take a joke
>>16879310
>still cant take a joke
nice one
>>16879435
meanwhile all the well connected pedo's and higher ups stay off the radar and make a occasional offering to law enforcement to keep the spotlight off them.

Yeah whatever "news.com.au"

t. murdoch covering rich mates asses as usual.

>>16877551
... But you can't drive a manual either.
>>16879233
So much this.
>inb4 postiecunt/jimmyshit

>>16879478
And prey tell what is your manual vehicle of choice Anon?

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i WANT a good zx12r, BUT a similar age an mileage on a hayabusa is anywhere from 1500 to 3k cheaper.
but im not sure i wanna be one the 'busa' people

>>16879468
When did you take the redpill my dude


Also which one of you cunts know a mechanic to drop a 4AGZE or 2ZZ/1ZZ supercharged in my corolla in Melbourne

fellas
i keep having dreams where my house is under attack by humanoid-cat demons
its spooky as fuck

>>16879713
cum on them

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>>16879713
Boo.

>>16879708
>When did you take the redpill my dude
nigga ive always been woke as fuck

why do you think i gravitated to this fucking shithole?

Anywho

>>16879671
>busa' people
Old white man man who wants comfy sportsbike

>>16879758
im yet to see one of those in my area, they are all riding big bmw's, honda st1300's etc.
we have the more a-typical busa rider, doesnt do long rides, rides at huge speed.
i know two guys with one, one is turboed and very rarely ridden, the other is being rebuilt after a stack at 200kph+ into a field

bought my own first car at age 27.

when does insurance and shit start to come down since this is the first car insurance and rego is under my name.

I've never had a car under my name as I always drove mums or hand me downs which was left in my brother's name for insurance.

>>16877537
Yes cunt.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-03-22/motorcyclist-allowed-to-weave-through-traffic-in-sa/8377164

>>16879742
You mean BOOM

>>16879770
No reason you cant go against the status quo, unless your more worried about image.

>>16879777
What car? I haven't bothered with insurance yet, new really drove anything worth enough to justifiably spend money on it

>>16877551
>live in Melbourne
>get carjacked by niggers

Is this shit real?

>>16879913
have you ever known me to lie?

most of australia is /pol/ lite anyway i thought most of you cunts knew about this shit.

Guess we're still pretty apathetic.

>>16879918
>have you ever known me to lie?
Is that a fucking trick question

>>16879913
In case you don't want to go off falcunt's word alone, yeah its a thing, and it sounds like it's increasingly common, no idea exactly how much it happens though - fucked if media or government there want to bring light to it.

They do shit like backending you to get you to pull over and then carjacking you. Apparently there's good money is shipping stolen luxury cars off to gulf states so that's probably what happens with a lot of the cars.

>>16877537
>driving to work the other day
>stuck in traffic, its raining
>dude on one of those 1000cc BMW bikes tries to cut through traffic by riding on the muddy, unpaved area to the side of the road
>he loses traction and falls off, dropping the bike right behind me
>i get out and help him pick it up, he was very embarresed, he thought he hit my car
>get back into my car to drive off
>he falls again attempting the same manouvre
>get out and help him again, he shakes my hand
>his tyres were road ones

>>16879913
incidents went up over 100% in the period of a single year
shits real

>>16880003
Fucking lel.

Dual sport master race

>>16880023
Fucking hellbourne

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Two things;

1. I want to get a 6th gen Toyota Celica as my first decent car. Good idea?

2. I don't even have my L's yet (I've been struggling with literal Aspergers, ADHD and anger and anxiety issues for years so until now I've been worried I'd either have a panic attack or massive fit of road rage if I tried to drive), so I want a shitbox (an auto) for my first car to learn how to get the hang of driving before I switch to manual (as manual Celicas are apparently much better than auto Celicas). Can I get anything in Adelaide for <$1000 that won't be a deathtrap?

>>1680023
People making up statistics with no sources also increased by 2100% last year.

>>16880096
>Celica first car
If you enjoy getting pulled over.

>>16880108
Can't imagine that it'd be that much of a cop magnet.

What happened to the discord channel?

>>16880229
i nuked it, a bunch of furries and anons spammed it.

Might make a new one when i learn how to admin one properly

>>16879913
Mate no it's not real, literally just bogan trash being bogan trash getting mad for nothing.

>>16880236
t. apex nigger

>>16880149
It won't be.

It's a fwd camry that used to be driven by middle aged soccer mums who want to show off their "teo door sports car" (which is really a sporty camry)

But now they are old, the middle aged women can't show off an old car and enthusiasts know they are two door camrys.

Hence why they aren't worth much now.

Just get it if you want it though.

>>16880280
What similar cars would you recommend instead? I mainly like the look of it desu fãm

did anyone here unironically fap to julia gillard?

i just started to fap to her yesterday, never realised how good she looked

>>16880234
ffs nig that dicksord was a nice place to vent my frustration, now its back to shitposting.

t.doodly

>>16881788
shit sorry muh doodly

add me on steam u seemed like a cool guy

http://steamcommunity.com/id/austrump

>>16879468
>A few weeks
>4 years ago
> hated it
Wut.

>SUCC
I don't get it, what does the Swinburne uni car club have to do with this shit?

>>16879468
>I'm falcunt and I'm the one person who really knows the way the world is

>>16879913
There's been 4 or 5 gang hijackings in a specific area but that's about it falcunt is just mad cos nobody wants to rip off his pile, it's just high end euros leased by old money families in Malvern.

Celicas are great for cheap fwd cars, certainly more sporty than corollas/camrys and decently fun. Very popular in the budget rally world in aus.

Stagea with a rally theme? Anyone seen one? Thoughts? Thinking red with white oz racing wheels, lights and mudflaps. Might do some khannacross in it?

>>16881777
Can't say I did

>>16883251
>>16881788
Ladies and gentlemen falcunt samefagging so hard hes asking himself to be his friend.

You truly are pathetic.

>>16880003
That's tough

I feel like I need to invest in sexpsec, should I buy a lancer for chips?

>>16883570
As good as anything else >>16883439

>>16879751
Do you also use water filters? I have a RO system. Those niggas aint gonna poison be with their flouride.

>>16881777
Fuck yeah. Four eyed ginger bitch got my cock hard a few times.

>>16879911
2004 wrx

full comp Insurance was $1070 for the year

>>16883361
bit more than that but yeah every time you read about some nigger home invasion/car theft it's almost always an audi or merc

cunts are probably on the payroll of some kebab gang because a 17 year old nigger won't do hard time for it like an adult will

>>16879913
>live in craigieburn
>noticing more and more niggers around

how long before these car jackings start happening around here?

habibs and bogans are one thing but now apex too?

>>16879981
>Apparently there's good money is shipping stolen luxury cars off to gulf states so that's probably what happens with a lot of the cars.
That sounds too smart for them to do themselves, so if they're involved in that they'd have an organizer somewhere.

>>16880096
>1. I want to get a 6th gen Toyota Celica as my first decent car. Good idea?
Fairly. If it hasn't been thrashed to shit it'll be reliable even if a little impractical compared to a sedan of some sort. There's also the P-plater tax and 2-door coupe tax to contend with that could net you something quicker and more enjoyable.

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>>16879913

just bought one of these.

please tell me it's not apex bait. they only rear end and carjack euro cars right?

how do i get girls to like my 121??

>>16883436
Inb4 he delets this

>>16884009
>Crazyburn
I used to live there, are there still sounds of burnouts every night?

itt faggots in denial about melbin becoming a shitty place to live.

crime is up across the board and even cops are getting stabbed between the eyes in their own homes.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/teen-accused-of-stabbing-cop-in-home-invasion-bailed-twice-in-a-fortnight/news-story/68b6c9206c4ef56d75f9d673ee3b7f80

if you're wondering why, it's simple. there are 3 factors at play making this city turn into johannesburg.

>Judges letting everyone and anyone out on bail
>Meth and junkies
>Niggers

2 of these could be easily fixed if not for the faggots in denial ignoring the hard crime statistics showing carjackings have soared and crime itself is up 8% and rising every single day.

>>16884651
>please tell me it's not apex bait
It's not, but you'll be fucked up by HWP for driving a dangerous hoon import.

>>16884783
>mfw 27% of melb cunts are criminals

you cannot make this shit up, one in 4 people is a fucking offender

>>16884750
I was implying b4 YOU delete your shit for being caught out again you imbecile

>>16885008
He's right, according to crime statistics 1 in 4 people in melbourne is likely to commit a crime against you.

That's quite terrifying.

>>16884499
Dub dubs

W O K E
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A S
S

F U C K
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you'd make a good conspiracy theory spouting truck driver

>>16885117
Victoria confirmed cucks. Thank god i live in NT where the worst we get is a few coked out boongs we can easily handle.

Worst part is that bloke was looking at photos of the incident in london last night, they locked down the train station because someone reported him for reading a news article.

>>16885132
They arrested him, locked down the platform because he was "looking at dead bodies" which was actually the dead people from london the news articles were posting.

He did get released but the fact they're on edge in melb to the point they go full lockdown over this just shows how fucked it is down there.

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Anyone here go to the first day of the Grand Prix?

Got to visit the pit stops and have a look at the V8 cars before they were sent out to race so that was nice.

But it was hot as fuck.

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>falcunt hates postie, jimmy, melbourne, basically anything that isnt his little isolated town
>he cant stop posting about them and thinking about them
You secretly love all the things you claim to hate mate. It's okay to like those things.

>inb4 he says he "hates" gays

>>16885373
Sorry m8, A-sexual is not an orientation

>>16885363
>being obsessed

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I'm coming for your T909

>>16885482
we big time trucker now, just need a set of gayviators

>>16885491
I'm far too much of a pussy to get tatts. Already got the wifebeater sorted out.

>>16885438
Call it a calculated guess.
More calculated than guess though.

He is jail guy

>I'm not gay, just sucking all these dicks to pass the time.

>>16885373
you're gay. you're in love with jimmy.

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>>16885568
>anyone who says bad things about falcunt is postie

>>16885577
This lmao, or a Jimmyshit kek
>>16885568
>assuming anything
Are you admitting to the real life Bad Boy Bubby? Proved me wrong

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Am I the only one that does this

>>16880236
You mean to say that bogans faked that video and that picture of some bloke getting carjacked by niggers?

>>16885621
ROFL that's before you take into account the "goo goo poo nappy postie m8" samefagging.
>inb4 hi postie m8

>>16885652
falcunt and his lets be honest here, samefagging, about postie has been boring as shit. it was maybe funny for the first day but its dragged on too long now.

>>16885621
Why did the MC certificate show up if you have recursive filtering? Sean replied to it.

This thread is Fucking shit and filled with faggots with shit cars. Every second word is falcunt or jimmy.

Fucking organise some sick night touge runs you faggots.

>>16885825
>filled with faggots
That's why you're here.

>>16885825
you know the postie faggots don't have good cars, right?

weeb was talking shit about barney's mazda 3 and he drives a shitbox excel

>>16885660
The thing is we all hate postie for very good reason, but we stopped after the first day.

It's now mostly just falcunt but make no mistake, we still hate that manipulative pervert for good reason.

>>16885834
pls die already you obese, autistic fuck

>>16885836
t falcunt

>>16880043
>>16883439
ive eaten shit trying to ride on dirt with road tyres
not fun lol

>>16885844
t. /mu/ faggot who watched postie ruin our board as well.

He's very much hated over here and that shit he did in /dbt/ was not the first time he cum tributed.

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Am i a race traitor if i have babies with my asian GF?

She's pretty based and loves my cool cars, should i get her tight cunny pregnant?

>>16885850
this is why you'll remain hated in this community, you get called out on your shit and can't handle it, then try and shift it on to other people as a coping mechanism
stop being oblivious to the fact that you are genuinely not welcome around here

>>16885858
Most of us hate postie just as much as we hate falcunt. Trying to pretend that we're all falcunt samefagging just makes us hate you postie cunts more.

>>16885865
You're right, aussie women are fucking degenerate thin whores starving themselves.

This is why i've gone with an asian GF, she actually acts like a woman, not a pseudo man.

>>16885869
White women are degenerates and can enjoy being raped and dicked by tyrone and jamaleese. They asked for all these carjacking niggers and now they'll get enriched.

I come to /dat/ to talk to like minded car enthusiasts in my area (read: Straya)

God knows why.

This place is a joke

Any /melb/ friends actually wanna do another meet? I just broke my wrist but can probably still make it to a hardparking meet (Won't be togue running for a bit)

>>16885861
that's the thing cap, it is all falcunt samefagging, he's been called on it and either spergs out or ignores it

>>16885473
You can have the heap of shit, it just cracked another EGR today.


>>16885858
>this is why you'll remain hated in this community
By you

>>16885857
As long as you don't breed with a nigger its all good.

>>16885853
>cum tributed
Wait, is that what everyone has their knickers in a knot over?

postie false flagging again

>>16885936
t. falcunt

>>16885950
t. postie

>>16885936
>>16885950
>>16885955
SAMEFAG DRAMA

Still sucking his cock I see cibby, how does it taste?

>>16885934
Yes. Falcunt, postie and jimmy all used to bully eachother back in the day but falcunt somewhat grew up and postie continued to harrass both jimmy and falcunt.

Jimmy left and falcunt fought back against postie's constant bullying which explains why he's an obnoxious cunt now. Postie made him that way.

Postie also tried to manipulate the discord and got into drama with tons of people on there because he wanted to play god as admin.

On top of this, he's actually got brain damage and was doing cum tributes in the bike thread and over on /mu/.

There's even anons coming out of the woodwork with proof he's been sucking them off at mt lofty and stalked 2 girls home.

Falcunt is a piece of shit but compared to postie, he's just a typical shitposter who can never shut up.

Postie is actually cancer and creating this non stop drama and trying to blame everyone else, be it skids, barney, falcunt or jimmy.

>>16885966
So true. If you want to blame anyone for these threads being shit, thank postiem8. Falcunt is a symptom, not a cause.

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>>16885966
>falcunt somewhat grew up

>tfw I am actually worse than falcunt, but don't trip. So you just blame him and postie for my contributions

>>16885968
Fuck off postie
enjoy never being able to show up at a SA meet again

>>16885966
>anons coming out of the woodwork with proof
but there isnt. whenever someone asked for proof it just got deflected with HI POSTIE and no proof ever got posted.

Postie was the cancer, Falcunt was the chemo, but as you should know, chemo is nearly as bad as cancer itself and if the cancer is already severe the chemo will kill the patient

>>16885858
>i speak for everyone in this thread
>'community'
fuck off cunt, this isnt reddit
if you cant handle shit posting kys

>In straya thread
>get upset with shitpost
>cant handle banter

You shouldn't call yourself Australian

this thread reeks of samefag

>>16885983
stop posting then

>>16885977
postie also came along after falcunt and jimmy so the entire story has no merit anyway. it is really obviously falcunt hammering on for (you)s

>>16885978
Postie met his match in falcunt. He pushed everyone around but falcunt is too autistic and good at shitting things up.

It's funny to sit back and watch postie's karma come rolling in.

Fuck that pervert.

>>16885982
this. if bitch anons come to 4chan of all places and get upset over shit posting, then start playing internet psychiatrist they really have no place here, and most certainly arent australians (tho i guess they could be melbournians)

>>16885989
>postie also came along after falcunt and jimmy so the entire story has no merit anyway
newfag. postie was anon long before he was known as postie. anyone who has been here more than a year knows this.

>>16885989
fuck off postie defense force, postie was here lurking for a long time before he tripfagged up.

you faggots are desperate to cover up his cum tributing, it's why you started shooping shit over in /dbt/

>>16885995
>>16885998
See >>16885977

Where is all the "proof" everyone keeps bitching about but never actually posts?

>>16885966
That's not true, I've been calling falcunt out for his tripe since he came along over 7 years ago as an underage drop kick, well before I remember postie being around. He was just as ignorant, slow witted, and above all, obnoxious back then as he is now.

Dunno the rest of the crap about postie, but I didn't have, nor wanted anything to do with discord. He sounds like an "interesting" fellow to say the least...

You seem to have the view that Falcunt in comparison is nothing but a harmless shitposter, and I agree with you for the most part. The worst he does is try to parrot vague generalised heresay as his own wisdom, not stalking and stuff (as far as I know). I doubt he'd ever have the motivation to leave his mum's basement to cause any willful harm on anyone.
>>16885968
this
>>16885974
are you the "goo goo poo nappy postie" guy?

>>16886001
it doesnrt exist
>inb4 you're called postie and nothing is proven

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>>16886001
it's been posted already, postie tries to post the shooped version.

lurk moar

>>16886004
falcunt is a shitposting cunt but harmless as you said.

postie is actually a pervert and acts on it.

inb4 postie defense force claiming this is shooped

>>16886010
you guys dont talk to mates like this?

>>16886018
this is just one bit of the proof. there's a lot more i did not save because i don't care.

there's just too much evidence he's the cum tributer and a manipulative cunt

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>>16886010
But that's fake as shit. Red box shows such an obvious fuckup and then with also note the odd blurring and clear blue marks on the "postie" replies which shows it's pasted over something else and the clean blue patches are just someone covering up underlying text.

At least try and do a decent fake, this is sloppy as shit.

>>16886004
Postie came along well after the Falcunt and jimmy drama and was gone not long later. He is on Discord. Falcunt got banned from discord. Now it is Falcunt being Falcunt.

There are some shooped texts that were called out and turned into this >>16886007 shit.

>>16886010
The time it supposedly happened didn't make sense and anytime it's questioned Falcunt just starts going hi postie hi postie to deflect. It's fake.

>>16885921
again, called and ignored, standard
i don't give a fuck who postie is, but the samefagging by falcunt is fucking ridiculous, it's shitting up entire threads

>>16886026
Rofl, careful, you'll get pointed out as postie defense force.

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>>16886010

so basically, no evidence of postie being a weird cunt
but we have mountains of falcunt being a retard
how the fuck are people sticking up for falcunt?
i'm yet to see a thread turn to shit because of postie sperging shit, but day in day out we see threads fucked because of falcunt

>>16886040
>how the fuck are people sticking up for falcunt?
nobody is, its just an ocean of samefagging.

>>16886032
True as fuck

>>16886010
>>16886026
>'''''proof''''' getting BTFO

>>16886040
This >>16886043 No one is sticking up for Falcunt. He is samefagging. Postie stopped posting here ages ago and was pretty normal when he was.

>>16886004
>are you the "goo goo poo nappy postie" guy?
Unfortunately I can't claim that gem.

LMAO PIDF samefags as proof

>someone mentions posties degenaerate ways
>suddenly heaps of posting about it

LAMO who samefags again.
Looks like you dicklickers just wait here for it, or yopu are the ones posting the "proof" and defending

>>16886043
Makes sense

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>>16886059
>>16886063
noice deflection mate. sorry your proof didnt work out like you hoped.

>>16886068
why do you keep replying to yourself

>>16886028
>Postie came along well after the Falcunt and jimmy drama
nope. keep trying though newfag

>>16886040
>>16886043
>>16886052
samefags pls

hang out in postie's discord and you will quickly see he's let the admin power go to his head.

i can't comment on the diaper shit but he did have issues with barney and skids because people were acting like the discord was 4chan....after he recruited people from 4chan to join it.

he really did try and make it some elitist club and it was fucking stupid.

the rest is most likely falcunt shitposting but postie really is fucked in the head and made discord shit by trying to make it some safespace crap

LMAO look at how hard the "fake" messenger pics are going. Damn the damage control is immense.

Those who are innocent of said internet crimes, don't bother defending as it is only internet drama. But this is another level of defense, like guilty defending.

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>>16886085

>>16885892
You and me mate have the same fucking problem. I come on here every now and then. Was better when type r and nd and that actually posted updates on projects ect. Every time ive bothered this year its this same shit. Also i am located melbourne but wether i can be fucked meeting these spergs idk

>>16886090
the truth lies somewhere in the middle.

>falcunt is a giant samefagging shitposter
>half these anon cunts are postie and his friends pretending they don't post but desperately defending him

falcunt is a retard and postie a power hungry pervert

>>16886095
Also that anon with a r33 gtr and aussiemuscle. I used to have an s13 i posted a couple times but i sold it only have a bogan commy while i save for something good. Havnt seen any interesting cars on here is so long. Think ive been coming since 2012/2013. Dont come often now tho

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>fake proof doesnt work
>postie h8 and samefagging reaches maximum level

>>16886106
so postiem8 samefags somemore pretending it isnt him

>>16886106
Can you link to the original image of text message?

>>16886087
postie fags pumping out obvious fakes to try and deflect
>le see how silly it is guize, falcunt is just shit posting its all lies XD

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>>16886095
did a brake upgrade and found the exhaust has come a little loose on the back end of the panno.
the utes due another clutch, needs new leaf springs aswell.
finally finished maintenance on all the bikes, the gpz is getting its carbs done by a mate tho.
so i should be able to find some time and money for the cars now

>>16886098
>falcunt is a giant samefagging shitposter
>half these anon cunts are postie and his friends pretending they don't post but desperately defending him

This post gets it. The truth is somewhere in the middle and no side is innocent.

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>postie on /dat/

>>16886110
its here >>16886010

>>16886139
thats not it

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>>16886146
>postie thinks it's all falcunt and does not get that most of us hate him after witnessing his behavior on discord

>falcunt is moving to sa and talking about how he's going to bash postie

>>16886146
he claims its the original and postiefags keep trying to post a fake. so far its the only one thats ever shown up and its fake, so i'm guessing its pretty fucking fake.

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>>16886120
>experience the maintenance costs

>>16886155
It's in the archive.

Why the fuck would you move to SA?

>>16886154
this is going to be good, falcunt may be useless but he's twice the size of postie and would fuck him up

>>16886159
since other cunts have been lazy about looking in the archive, i'll go and find it to end this shit.
but i know it wont end anyway.

>>16886154
>postie's life in SA is over

You are the new jimmy, postie. Be very afraid, when that retard falcunt focuses on something he becomes very obsessive.

>>16886167
Seconding this guy's warning, falcunt is very delusional and he's considering you to be a replacement for jimmy.

I would keep one eye open, who knows what that neet faggot might do.

>>16886163
For the copious amounts of nigger dick to suck.

>tfw you wish you were black so you could move to SA and have all the white meat you wanted

I'm the most prolific shitposter and its great to play you fags off one another.

>>16886159
>>16886166
alright, found the ORIGINAL text message screencap post and its the same fake posted here with the same fuckups >>16886010

http://archive.4plebs.org/o/thread/16822905/#16823424

i know this wont end shit though. continue your shitpost about it then faggots.

Fuck off sean. Us postiecrew will rekt your virgin asshole if we see you.

>>16886184
same, these faggots think it's barney or falcunt but i'm actually in postie's discord right now betraying him

>>16886188
HEIL HITLER!

>>16886188
so you guys want to have anal sex with falcunt?

is there anything you degenerates won't do?

>>16886201
postie and his mates are all perverts
he says he does not post here but we all know that's crap

falcunt if you come to sa we will pound your ass till you cry like the neet baby you are

>>16886097
Falcunt, you're literally the problem, stop pretending that's not the case
>>16886102
I miss aussiemuscle and r33 anon too, even bldc was aiight.
Sad type R isn't around, though he was based in china so never as relevent, if you're interested in mx-5s ND still posts a lot of content on the aussie mx-5 pages, and his own facebook page is pretty decent. He's the go-to Mx5 turbo guy in the country these days.

>>16885966
>Postie
>Drama

Postie never did shit, he was always a champ, falcunt just samefags fights between himself and postie for some weird fucking reason

>>16886004
>Not stalking
>Falcunt

lol, the cunt added me on facey for being part of one of the /dat/ groups

that guy's fucked.

>>16886040
>People
>Sticking up for falcunt

You realize falcunt has zero support, those posts are his own.

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>>16886120
Heres my pos, its actually grown on me. But i think i will sell soon

>>16886096
>40+ IPs is unbelievable

They're fucking IPs, there's like 4 billion of them.

>>16886120
Might be flogging off my thirsty rustbucket and going bike only for a bit, so I can save up for a project soon

>>16886163
House prices and job opportunities. That's why a good number of my friends have moved there anyway.

>>16886186
look what i found in that thread
just one of many
keep trying postie lmao

http://img.4plebs.org/boards/o/image/1489/40/1489404982195.jpg

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>>16886282
>posting a link instead of a pic on a image board

>>16886244
Looks dece,

I'm not a commie bloke but i think this era is well designed (No idea what model it is) and the interiors are one of the less offensive commie interiors, with an LS you couldn't go wrong.

Funny how the postie shit suddenly stopped when falcunt got banned again and has now suddenly come back since falcunt reset his router.

Why does falcunt keep deleting his posts?

>>16886293
He's not, he just gets banned again.

>>16886291
weird huh?

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What are some cars that need little to no maintenance? I was thinking a Camry.
It's for a girl who has shit all money and probably won't service it often.

>>16886282
>shooped words onto a picture proves its another anon.

LMAO did postie even try

>>16886296
Fuck when will he learn

>>16886291
So you reported him, then you stopped samefagging.

False flags are easy to spot.

>>16886299
They all die in the end if you dont service regularly.

>>16886287
I'm not really either but it scrubs up well and doesn't break down, just cheap to run. After having it i don't think i could go back to shit 90's jdm reliability and interiors. At least until i have some space to work on it ect as a second car. Been looking at mazda mps and dirty old nissans for sale still though

>>16886306
I reckon I can get her to do basic oil changes and I'm sure I'll wrench on it a little, but for the most part I just need to find something dirt cheap that will keep running if it just gets a little servicing sometimes.

>>16886300
and justin wilder cohen posted a pic of his hand. It had the same lines too

All this "proof" amounts to nothing. Why even bother with such fierce defence if you know it isnt you

>>16886308
Mazda2

Can we Fucking talk about cars fuck

I'll even give you faggots ammo I just bought a gt86 so call it slow or something

Anyway I'm down for a meet always used to try get something going here but none of you neets want to leave your basements

Should do a mountain hwy downhill or a yarra Blvd run at night

>>16886310
Are they lol apex seals or just a nice regular engine?

>>16886314
I'll suck the dick of the fastest anon down the hill.

>>16886321
not if I get to him first

>>16886310
>>16886316
Well that's out, her budget is more like $1-2k and I can't find any Mazdas2s under 5k.

I'll felch it out of whoevers ass it gets deposited in

>>16886324
Any 121's?

>>16886324
Most prob just go with a camry for that budget.

>>16886327
She had one of those, it went bang within the month.

>>16886333
Yeah well, I spose. Once bitten, twice shy.

Camry might be the best bet.

>>16886331
>>16886335
Yeah I figured that would be best. Should it be V6 or 4? I heard the V6 has some oil issues but no idea beyond that.

So, broke my wrist, can't drive manual for 6 weeks with this cast. What do? None of my mates with autos can swap

I'd go a yarra blvd run with you if i wasn't already hammered.

I miss my series 1 AU falcon.

>>16886346
Gimme a link to the porn you did it with. I need that shit nigga.

>>16886346
Rental car? Uber?

>>16886346
leave it in third, change the clutch after your wrists fixed.

>>16886347
I miss my series 1 EA

>>16886348
>Skateboarding drunk
>>16886349
2 ubers a day 5 days a week? It'd cost 70% of my income (Intern) rental isn't super price efficient either.
>>16886352
Mx-5 is hard to start on a hill in third, i've been going with right hand gear changes so far, only using second and fifth.

>>16886361
Shift with your wrist

>>16886361
>Skateboarding
You deserved it, you queer ass punk bitch.

>>16877551
>where nobody can drive manual
[spoiler] I drive a manual [/spoiler]

>>16886371
Is it better or worse if i say longboarding?

>>16886382
But can you drive a crash box?

>>16886402
>just when you think it couldn't get worse

HIPSTER

REEEEEEEE

I've come into possession of a condom full of hydrogen

I am actaully afraid to pop it, the bang might wake the neighbor hood

wat do

>>16886054
Yeah, pretty certain that's just Falcunt anyway. It seems to be his level of wit combined with his exquisite grammar.

>>16886073
>>16886074
>>16886081
Sure thing Falcunt.

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>>16886230
I lurk but seldom avoid posting due to the amount of drama I want to stay well out of. I'll happily talk cars and auto but the second drama and names start I'm out, I didn't start /dat/ threads for it to devolve into Home and Away style shitfests.

My coupe is on the road and finished, whilst still needing some work I'm pretty happy with it as a cruiser. Engine upgrades are already being planned tho as I'm not overly happy with its preformance.

Pic related :)

>>16886583
Looks wicked. Finally all came together. Where are you mainly now or just lurking?

>>16886592
i lurk, and I'm on the remnants of the old discord, but that's it.
Time is mostly spent on actually working on cars or various other projects, but with the coupe finished I'm finding I have more free time now.. until I start building my next car (already planning)

>>16886598
Look forward to seeing more monsters.

>>16886605
Soon, I hope.
Think building a house in the next project lol

>>16886610
fucking houses reeeeee
i've got the money to buy one but need to wait because of the stamp duty fucking off after july 1 thing

denied a garage for another few months ffs

>>16877537
I've got a v6 VY commodore with 300,000km on it.
I just changed the oil and filter, how often should I be doing that? I want to set a reminder on my calendar.

>>16889393
Every 10k km

>>16889475
That's roughly every 6 months for me. Does that sound like a reasonable time?

>>16889486
Yes.

>>16886583
So it runs good now? Nice.

>>16886314
>owning a RWD Mazda3 with no back seats

>>16885928
>Cummins
>EGR
when will fleets learn.

On a similar note when they were available, I know the Acert Cats got a bit of a bad rep, but I still think it's a much better system than EGR.

>>16886276
going bike only is a good idea BUT it depends where you live and the time of year.
like if you lived in melb and its going into winter, not recommended.
i have only used a car twice since november
>>16886299
cars for women on the cheap is always a hard choice, i recommend early 2000's camry, commo, falcon. all low k's and stock

>>16890267
It'd be bike only for a few months, after I've gone back to work for a few months I'll be getting an economical car and start saving for a nice project car

>>16885892
Melbfag here, would definitely like to have a meetup with other /o/tists sometime.

>>16886407
Why is longboarding more hipster than skateboarding? It's way more fun.

I figured /o/tists would understand the thrill of going fast.

>>16890644
longboarding is for the kids who never figured out how to ollie

>>16886583
>I'll happily talk cars and auto but the second drama and names start I'm out
>hates drama and names
>tripfags
you can't make this shit up

>>16890718
4chanarians m8

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what cleans better /dat, paid car wash at a servo or just a once over with some car soap and a spounge/shammy?

new car needs a clean, and I'm kinda nervous getting scratched in a car wash.

>>16891363
if you don't have time to do it yourself pay some immigrants to hand wash it. Just find a place with good reviews

>>16889475
No mate, 30k would be fine.

>fighter jet flew over my work today
Soon?

>>16891507
It's the F1 dummy

>>16891509
Don't shatter my dreams

>>16890644
>Why is longboarding more hipster than skateboarding?
because theyve only been 'popular' for like 6 years, and only uni trash who cant actually skate ride them

>>16891509
how would an f1 car fly over his house

I fucking hate bogans.

I wish they would stop breeding...

They call people posh wankers for spending over 100k on a bmw or mercedes but then they go and buy a hsv for over 100k.

Fucking scum.

>Poor cunt mate of mine keeps trying to pinch a cone off me
>Not the brightest bulb
>Give in, fill him up a cone
>Tell him to finish it in 1 go or hes a soft cunt
>Didnt mention to him it was just a bowl of spin
He is currently face down on the lawn still coughing his lungs up, its been a solid 15min and he's still going. White ox is the real og shit

>>16891654
You madman

>>16891644
>this mad because banter on the internet
Tob kek

>>16891654
Whats it like to be 14 years old

>not sharing your bud without care
>mixing with white ox because thats what the junkie you asked for tobacco gave to you

Ok guys. Whats the easiest way to see where my battery is leaking power from? I definitely know its none of my accessories(unhooked all of them and battery still dropped below starting power)

postie is a fucking degenerate pervert and should enjoy the karma of falcunt moving to sa to make his life hell.

they are a match made in heaven

>>16891699
postie is googoo in the brain and wears diapers

>>16891701
postie should be worried because falcunt is crazy and fixated

>be out doing errand for boss
>guys at work find a bong in a car that's in for a service
>decide to just sit it on top of my toolbox
>get back to work to see a fucking gatorade bong sitting in plain view for everyone to see, on my box

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Cu795wWoqQ

just finished watch the mcm vid about their kei car or some shit, the thing i would like to know if why was the car only able to be imported in a half cut form? was it because it was a piece of shit or is there other reasons as it was not allowed into the country as one?

>>16891832
most kei cars fail australian safety standards

>>16891832
Because thats the importing laws.

They will transplant the donk into one of those chirades i reckon.

>>16891689
Battery is fucked mate. Time for a new one

>>16891838
that makes sense with them being so small they would get crushed on impact

pretty stupid question but the awd system out of the half cut cant be put into whatever fwd thing they put it into can they?

gday cunts,

today i failed my p plate test for the second time

the first time i didnt head check once out of 100 times that i did, this time i was going down a big hill and there was a log truck going about 20, i didnt realize how slow he was going into i was closer, i was waiting for the traffic in the right hand lane to pass and i passed the log truck a little too fast a little too close, other than this mistake i didnt make a single error on the test. 7/7 on each criteria. i was two blocks away from the end of the test. its annoying but in a couple of weeks i can go again and hopefully i can pass

how do i stop making stupid mistakes that cause me to fail? the second one was me being a fuckwit but regardless is there any tips or anything that can aid me not doing stupid shit in test conditions?

>>16891870
Slip a $50 to the instructor

>>16891848
Best bet would be to look for a Cuore of the same year so they can use the body kit. I remember reading that Daihatsu cut a deal with Sukuzi to develop the performace Mira so it shares a lot of stuff with the Alto Works. They might be able to jam the drivetrain into an Australian delivered Alto if that is the case, they're a bit more plentiful than Cuores.

>>16891870
Drive 5 under no matter what

Head check on every single lane change or turn

Every single turn you come up to, take a quick look at both your sideview mirrors and rear view before turning

Indicate at least 3 seconds before changing lanes, check side view and head check before merging

The instructors are really strict on their mirror checks and head checks, sit under the speed limit about 5 k's and constantly make mirror checks and you will pass, if you're just cruising down the road then just glance at your side views and rear view every now and then but make sure the instructor sees you do it

Do this and you will pass it easy, but it's also a good habit for when you actually drive on your own, always be aware of whats happening around you

>>16891889
Also accelerate slowly and be courteous to other drivers, let them merge in and wait for them, sit at 2 car lengths behind them etc

>>16891889
yeah i only went up to the speed limit when i was passing another truck earlier on the highway, i sat at 95 on the highway and normal to 5 under on the subruban roads.

yeah thats what i do, exept for the one time i didnt because i did it 5 seconds before on an empty road, whoops

i was going to sit in the right hand land to aviod cars merging from the left and any trucks below but i thought that was illegal because i would hold up the overtaking lane doing 95.

>>16891896
The second you go over the speed limit they will fail you basically

Don't sit in the right hand lane unless they specify too as the right hand lane is meant to be used as an overtaking lane, just cruise in the left lane unless they tell you do it differently

>>16891902
mate if they tell you do to anything you fail instantly,

>>16891896
Worst case just pay a private instructor for a single lesson to evaluate your driving and give you tips for your test

>>16891904
>mate if they tell you do to anything you fail instantly,
Bullshit, I fucked up multiple instructions from my tester but because my driving was actually decent they passed me

Just don't drive like a dropkick and they will pass you, check your mirrors and be aware of shit around around you and you're sweet

>>16891906
i had a couple of lessions, they taught me parking but didnt want to do any test things.

dont think its really needed seeing as i got 7/7 on everything

>>16891910
>but didnt want to do any test things.
They should have gotten you ready for your test, my instructor ran me through the whole testing course and taught me everything to look out for, I guess you just got a shit instructor

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>>16891908
>Bullshit, I fucked up multiple instructions from my tester but because my driving was actually decent they passed me

dont know where you did your test, look in the bottom left corner of the p plate testing sheet

'instantly fails if the assessor has to give assistance or has to intervene to avoid an accident'.

>>16891913
all they did was take me through town, didnt help exept parking, (which they made harder, the 45 degree angle shit they tried to teach me i could never got right, always worked when i just went full lock and turned back when i felt like it in reverse and then turned the other way when it felt right for reverse parralell parking).

>>16891917
I mean instructions as in turn here merge here etc, not assisting you because you don't know how to drive

I also traveled and did my test in a semi rural area so the inner city suburbs might be different

>>16891922
ah right, yeah nah i get you now

they used to do it in a rural town with a couple of hundred people but they deemed it 'too easy' even though thats where i drive 80% of the time. now its only in the 4 biggest cities in the state.

>>16891842
Battery is still good. I tried with my bmw battery aswell. Same thing happened losing power somewhere.

>>16891938
checked earths?

>>16891945
Yeah earths are fine. They were my first thought and i cleaned them.

>>16891985
is the car still starting fine?

>Just woke up
>Mates are trying to drag me out to clubs
I mean, I dont have work for once but waking up and getting smashed feels wrong.

At least I can save on a taxi and just wait for the 7am trains to take me home

>>16892017
>tfw no mates to get fucked up with
>just drink alone

>>16892022
Feels, this is the first time I've been invited out in months

I prefer drinking alone/in small groups now. I tend to get messy when out with people.

>>16892022
>when you drink alone, you drink with Hitler

Just as well Hitler is my man.

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is there any reason no one ever takes excel tuning seriously?
>light as shit
>handles well
>engine can be swapped with any number of mitsu/hyundai frankenstein jobs
>stock twincam goes like a raped ape
>parts are a diamond dozen

>Picked up a bottle of rum for cheap
>Not much a fan of it but its ok
>Old man noticed it and offer for me to take his rum as well since he doesnt drink it
>4 free bottles
Sure half of it tastes like paint thinner but free booze. Time to get shitfaced and make him proud

>>16892036
People do. Havent you noticed the fuckton of excel racing leagues? Its out most popular shitbox

My only issue with it is the memewheeldrive, but frankly unless its a skidpig I can get past it

>>16892040
all i see is completely gutted excels with rollcages and shit
i'm talking about a toe gay monster

Apart from being undesirable and mediocre, is there any reason why Ford Mondeos are so cheap?

>>16892031
1488 my friend

>>16892053
Yeah, they are fucking trash

>>16892058
Give a few specifics pls.

>>16892063
Looks like shit
Sounds like shit
Drives like shit

I think it might be shit

>>16892055
aiiiii

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children

Barney is a dicklicking faggot who wants to feltch you.

edgy

>>16892068
Thanks for the insight, Habib.

>>16892114
>14

Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth

>>16892106
I wonder what happened to that logan bogan tickety who wanted to be a full blown boot licker.

>>16892068
I don't mind the ass end on the mondeos

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO FOR A NEW THREAD WITHOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR SEAN HERE TO MAKE ONE?

>>16892173
>>16892188
>>16892188
>>16892188
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