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>see used car ad
>call owner
>guy with a heavy Eastern European accent picks up
>hang up

What are your red flags when buying used?
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>Woman owner
>Black owner
>Mexican owner
>Poor spelling and grammar in ads
>Shit pictures
>VatoZone rice
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>>14303790
Im not mexican but I have an hispanic accent does this mean that ill never sell my car
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>>14303783
these phrases in online car ads
>all the fruit
>never thrashed
>rims
>goes hard (always makes me kek)
>showcar
>custom
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>>14303884
To mean its not so much accent as its more use of proper English and not using slang.

Niggers have a hard time speaking properly so that weeds them out fairly quickly.

So just talk like a human being.
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!!!!!!!!!!ALL CAPS IN THE FUCKING AD!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!WOW!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!LOOK AT THESE TWO TINY PICTURES OF THE CAR!!!!!!!

!!!!!LETHER SEATS. COLD AC. STEREAO!!!!

!!!!FUCK!!!!
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If the price is too good to be true, it's likely that it is too good
>Police auction car, so you need to register it and you probably want to get new plates as well
>First, Second and Third don't work and you may need to bump start it in fifth because it won't shift from fourth to fifth
>no engine or gearbox, otherwise runs fine
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When they put in the ad how they say it needs small bit of work and how it's easy to do.
Why would you not do the work your self?
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>>14303783
CAR OR BIKE FOR SALE
PIC ISNT OF THE CAR OR BIKE, BUT IT COULD LOOK LIKE THIS IF YOU HAVE THE TIME OR MONEY
Drink Drano pls
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>>14303783
>It just needs ______ which is only $10 from autozone!
>Black owner
>Woman owner
>Refuses to post VIN
>NEVER RACED.
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>>14303783
>Only uploads pics from front and one side of the car.
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>>14303999
>SIMPLE FIX
>$40 PART!
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>i kno what i got
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I speak very bad English with a very heavy accent, but managed to turn a junkyard Chrysler into my DD that was apparently good enough for some rich snob to steal away from me.
I also have a "Russian" surname.
Does that mean I'll never sell a car?
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>cover up the licence plate
I imagine if the plate has been covered up, it's probably been crashed after being stolen, and then the thief hasn't had it MOT'ed before they try and sell it
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>2006 Citroen C2
>NOT CORSA, FIESTA, LEON, GOLF
They clearly know what they're doing and trying to get more hits on their car
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>>14304016
Kill yourself for being so mopey
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>>14304025
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>>14303999
>Why would you not do the work your self?
don't have the time
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>>14304028
PONTIAC FIERO FOR SALE LIKE TOYOTA MR2
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>ran when parked
>just needs some TLC
>just needs (x) part only 50 bucks on ebay
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>>14304025
>then the thief hasn't had it MOT'ed before they try and sell it
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If you are looking at fairly new cars on autotrader you will come across listing with the car for £500 or around that, but in the listing it says the car is £15,000
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>American car in Europe
>listed as having X km
>actually includes a picture of the dashboard where you can clearly see mph is the main unit and km/h the secondary, so the X km are actually X miles

how stupid does he think people are
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>>14304082
People are pretty damn stupid...
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>>14303930
You're the type of guy who I probably wouldn't want to sell to anyway.
>>test drives like it's already his
>>wants to buy it for an unreasonably low cost due to small issues like "paint scratches"
>>wants to pay monthly

Stay trashy, douchebag
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I sometimes forget I'm on 4chan which is full of racists. I almost mistake this place for a legitimate car forum....my bad guys
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If the chassis near where the engine is mounted looks unsymmetrical it has been in a frontal crash.

If it is nearing 100k you are looking at a timing belt and possibly clutch service that you must factor into the purchase.

If it's imported but not yet registered chances are the owner fucked and it is going to cost a lot of effort/money to get it registered.

You probably cannot do this yourself but if you let an auto-electrician go through it and he tells you the wiring is all messed up and an altogether botched job, it is one of those used imports that had a whole previous life in another country.
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germoney ere,
any turkish seller, they can be born in germany, still full of shit. they are the worst liars on earth.
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>go to pick up car
>arrive at place
>it's a scrap yard

Yeah, you should beware of that great deal you got.

My policy it to only buy used cars from old people whose relatives finally convinced them to get rid of that old car.
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>>14304208
>Stay trashy

>says the shitskin
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>>14303783
>zero effort pictures
>interior rice
>angry headlights
>coloured rims
>terrible grammar
>no lowballers/no tire kickers/no test drives!

Fuck off.
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>>14303783

>habla espanol

Great way to get abducted and/or robbed by illegals.
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>>14303790
>Poor spelling and grammar in ads
>>14303968
>ALL CAPS IN THE FUCKING AD

this is about 80% of my area's craigslist

pisses me off

also:

>not putting mileage
>easy fix that is clearly not an easy fix
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>>14304380
>m-muh northern european genetics

pic related
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>>14304215
Kill yourself
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>call about car
>"which one"

NOOOOOOOOOOO

also lately all the cheap tacomas and other related trucks are being bought up by buyherepayhere lots, no repair work whatsoever being done, and then flipped for upwards of $7,000. and all the little white oil field workers are eating that shit up worse than the return of pumpkin spice lattes is for white girls.

last month I saw a beat up F150 with 400,000 miles for $8000
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>>14305112
>spun bearing, easy fix
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>Kijiji
>car has XXX km
>read description
>car actually has XXX,000 km

Why is this allowed?
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Middle eastern sound alarm bells. I won't even bother calling Ahmed up.

Any kind of Asian also makes me uncertain but I'll likely check it out because they might have looked after it.

Woman owners under 50 is also a bit iffy but I'll check it out.
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I only buy vehicles from middle class, white, christian men.

Haven't had a single issue so far.
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>>14303783
CAPS LOCK NO COMMAS ONLY RUN ON SENTENCES
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Dont trust fucking Armenians especially if youre not one ....
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>>14307015

I once made the mistake of buying a truck from an Indian guy while I had a cold. As soon as my sinuses cleared up, I realized just how bad the truck smelled. I did a full interior detail and couldn't get rid of it. Ended up selling it because I found a good deal on another vehicle and couldn't handle the smell.
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>>14304208
The funny thing is that most cars that I've bought I paid near asking the owners asking price becuase I weeded out all the bad ones that were overpriced.
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>>14304215
Newsflash kid, everyone's a racist, if you don't think you're one then you're worse than a racist:

You're a hypocrite.
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>still have original parts in storage
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>>14304215

Back to reddit.
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>>14305329
at least you tried
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>>14305565

Albertafag I presume? Rig pigs are the bane of my existence.
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>>14305582
warped engine block, easy fix
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>>14304025
I like when they put their finger in front of the license plate because it lets me easily identify shitskins
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>>14305565

Get out of my country, Ahmed. I hear Syria is nice this time of year.
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>>14307157

this fucker is clearly homeless
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>>14307147
Bane?
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>>14305565
>white
>white

I couldn't imagine living a life where I literally can't stop thinking about white people
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>>14303783
>19000 miles!!!!
>They actually conveniently left out a zero, it's really ~200k

Or
>covering the license plate in the pictures so you can't go check the vehicle history online
>clean title haha
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>>14307186
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>>14303783
In the UK, it's usually Pakis
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>>14307237

This.

>see ad for Mazda3
>90,000 on the odometer
>but I do still drive the car so mileage might change a bit
>see ad was posted 3 weeks ago
>call seller
>set up meet time
>go to view car
>car now has 120,000 on odometer
>dude how did you put 30,000km on it in 3 weeks
>what's the big deal the car is in good shape u want it or not man?
>turned around, got in my car, and drove off without saying another word to the Arab cunt
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>>14307157
What in the fuck is that front wheel?
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>>14307262
who's the mongol
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>>14307299

can't say mods ban ppl for doxing/IDing on this board

like 100 people got bans for posting personal info about CVPI when his Facebook and tumblr were found
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>>14307337
we have mods?
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>>14307188
haha what's wrong brah you dont like fords? *spits dip*
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whatever, just some saudi oil babby car

If you live in the uk you may have the opportunity to get run over a towel headed cunt driving this
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>>14307379
rednecks don't say brah
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>>14304208
>don't drive it hard because I know it's on its last leg and don't want you to find out
>I'm charging too much for my shit box because other spics are also charging too much
Do you know how many fucking cars are for sale? Your shit box is 90% chance over priced as fuck
>no white person does this
Dirty brown.
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>>14307424
you've never been to post-katrina mississippi
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>>14307237
they hide the license plate so thieves can't look up the address at the DMV. I do this too. I don't need spics coming to my property in the middle of the night because they are too poor to afford nice things.
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>>14304014
rice tax
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Phone number is typed retarded
76E0O0 whatever, as an example, no interior pics, only shows one side, horrid grammar/spelling.
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>>14303790
>Vatozone rice
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This fucking shit. All you do is block part of the bumper you lazy shit.
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>>14307269

It's the donut spare, not meant to be used for more than ~60km or so. And certainly not at highway speeds, usually 70kmh max.

I bet that cunt is still DDing that piece of shit with the donut on, just waiting to kill someone when it blows out and he swerves into a van full of kids.
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>>14307527
are you new?
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>"Never drifted"
>Aftermarket wheels
>1991 Mitsubishi Pajero NOT MX-5 GTR SKYLINE RX7 M3 M5 TYPE R EVO
>"Recently had £2000 of work done" when listed at £1200
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>>14307075
Cant you see from behind those empty walls?
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>>14307256
>Phone number on advert
>"Hello, Kebab King"

Actually happened to me once when looking at a Golf TDI.
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>Female driven

Is this supposed to make people want to buy it? It does the opposite for me.
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>>14307637


The best is "lady driven". Like that's a selling point.

>oil never changed!
>no routine maintenance performed!
>tire rotation? sure they go around in circles!
>what air filter? i use Febreze vent clips silly!
>car was mostly driven in the city so no high speed miles!
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>"All original, new paint"
>Plates hidden, by finger
>"I'll Get Back To You On it" after asking for history report using two different phone #'s
>Atrocious spelling
>Any car in "That neighborhood"
>Only one pic, or two of the same w/o interior shots
>Does not have all necessary DMV paperwork

Sums up my experience looking for my first car. I fucking love Craigslist.
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>See ad for NA Miata
>In really good condition as far as the picture go, reasonably priced as well
>>Only phone between 5 and 7 at night
>>No emails please, but email still listed
>>No texts
>Decide fuck it, I actually want this car
>Phone guy at half past 5 on a thursday afternoon
>Phone rings out
>Leave voicemail with my name and number
>Leave it a week, no call back, ad still up
>Phone again, roughly the same time
>Rings out again
>Try again immediately afterwards
>Rings out
>Give up, ad still up 2 months later
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>>14307637
>>14307674
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>>14307790
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>>14303908
>all the fruit
wat?
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>>14307133
or he's a nugger
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>>14307901
>Friendly Reminder:
Black people can't be racist
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>>14307914
>implying blacks are people
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>>14307133
I'm not racist
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>>14307936
MUP DA DOO DIDDA COCONUT?
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>>14307936
ogga noonga booga
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>>14307962
I don't acknowledge anyone's existence enough to be racist
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>>14307936
Racist, rapist so close. Only one little letter separates the two.
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>>14307981
Youre australian right?
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>>14307999
He wishes
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>>14307999
no
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I generally don't buy from mexicans.
especially paisas
The neighborhood the car is parked in is usually a dead give away of whether or not I stay interested.
Nothing against them really, they just don't take care of things they own and they have a distinctly shit taste in decor

take a perfectly normal suburb neighborhood, fill it with 1st gen mexicans and within 10 years it will look like tijuana.
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>!!!!CAR ES MIERDA DE PERRO!!!!NO COMPRE ESTE!!!!
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>se habla espanol
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>PARA ESPANOL, OPRIMA NUMERO DOS


dios mio my friend, fabricar el muro
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>>14304208
>small issues like paint scratches
paint issues are the biggest issue on a used car, Xaime.
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>>14308009
Ah well theres a reason were seen as a racist country.
We have the worst of the worst in terms of foreign populations, can you say "fush n chups" or "uncle habib bridgeported this bro 22" rims are nothing for this clearly too small to pull of these rims capella"?
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>>14307487
I can understand the need for discretion, but if that's an issue then at least take the initiative to post the VIN (unsure if that can be tracked to an address) or just provide a link/picture of the vehicle history report. That would immediately clue me in that this person is a legitimate seller.
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>>14308258
Practically speaking the US is a far more racist country than Australia is (at least recently, the whole stolen generation thing was fucked up)
Australians like to talk shit, but it doesn't amount to anything
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>>14304004
>>14303790
with women owners at least you know they havn't fucked around with the bike/car without going to a professional and its probably been driven less hard
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>>14304044
then we don't want the car
no one cares if you don't have time. Fix the car or keep it for yourself
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>>14307628
>>14307075
american born armenians, I imagine...
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>>14304215
Shitskin non-white here
I do not trust cars driven by non-whites. I only buy cars from whites because it has more chance being being not bad
Other races are more deceiving and more stupid it's the fact

Now let's say you have 1 million and you need to select an investor. Would you trust your money with a black or a clearly no-clue Asian or stupid spic? Or an at least looking wise white person
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>>14303783
If any Spanish appeared in the ad
If rims too flashy or big or unordinary

Some plus points for ads:
All maintenance done in time and owner confident for record
Dealer goer (at least the car is properly fixed and no big issues can be hidden)
Encourage vin/plate check
Allow for detailed check on body

It really comes down to price. A cheap car usually indicates it worth cheaper. An expansive relatively new car usually means the car actually worth much.
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>>14304242
kill yourself cuck
Some of the best cars I've bought were from turks, most of them are honest even when they're low class. Worst cancer of autosales are the cockmonger selling 4bangers mustangs and turdgen camaros for 18k because "mmuh american dream" and thinking old diesel 70's mercedes are collectibles classics. Fuck those cancers. Also, specific to France, but every cunt who randomly rants against arabs who seek old cars to send them to africa deserves to get his head bashed in and his precious shitheap made a taxi in Uganda or Marocco.
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>Car pictured with big ugly wheels

>I'LL INCLUDE THE STOCK RIMS FOR AN EXTRA $500

>No picture of stock wheels
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>>14306988
Brown people in general are the worst liars and most deceiving people
At least here in canada the worst people you could trust is brown people
Indians/pakis/Arabs or other Muslims
Not only they have no shame about lying. Lying is actually encouraged in their culture. And they treat cars horribly. Not to mention the curry smell you will have in the car
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I won't budge I know what I got. Ran great before parked.
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>>14303783
>no picture
>not in a hurry to sell
>ask for ______
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>>14308586
wow either bait or cuck, I'll decide on both.
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>>14304060
>$1
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>>14308645
>shill for Muslims
>already want to do things to people's head
It's like it's in your blood and instinct
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>car next to beach cities
>all original, not restored, engine never open, even tires all original since 1970s
>paperwork issues (cheap car, next owner is fucked)
>complete except A/C
>full nfsu2 mods
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>>14308654
>tfw you don't want their shitty aftermarket wheels
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>>14308735
I'm more realistic just because I'm non-white so I don't have MUH TOLERANCE

Lol my parents have taught me not to trust our own kind since grow up and generally white people are like sheep behind the line and moderate (not a bad thing really)

Therefore I just do not trust other races especially my own. No I'm not cuck. I don't lick white people ass nor do I care about white people. I just pick what's best for me in reality. I have no opinion toward races beside benefits.

You or any hipster Facebook users are lying when you think smiley old white couples are the same level as some random gangster look-alike niggers or Mexicans in the 22" wheels. I don't give any fuck about race really. I just want good car and not a wrecked up shit that's not taken care of.
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