>Oh this your car? Hope you don't mind I just farted

>>14272722
>she will never do strawberry farts on my pingas
Why even live?

>>14272722
>Z4
If you leave a skid mark it will improve it's looks.

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>>14272729
>fart fetish
Literally the second shittiest fetish behind actual scat

>>14272722
>implying i'd let a 5/10 sit on my shitbox

>>14272732
Racing stripes

>>14272736
just kidding i wish she'd shit on my dangus

Who and why the fuck would someone even say this?

>Immediately be spooked

>>14272752
>not raping her publicly
do you even ?

>>14272736
Jej

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>>14272736

>>14272722
I wouldnt let someone idk put their ass on my car.

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>>14272722

>>14272998
>that breh in the corner

>>14273172
>>that *hungry skeleton in the corner
ftfy

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>butt marks on your black paint

I would be laffin

U want sum fuk bby?

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>>14272722
wymyn n kars thread

Women don't fart you fucking trap

>>14273219
>SS claims another victim

>>14273278
haha ebin
because chebby SS an the nazis amirite

>>14273302
starting strenght homie

>>>/tv/

>>14273172
>that dyel in the corner

>>14273249
["this isn't the Mustang I wanted" intensifies]

>>14272722
>>14272998
She looks about 13 years old.

Source?

>>14272722
good, your vagina is extremely accessible so I can now expeditiously kick you in it.

>>14273856
my pangus

>>14273846
kek

>>14272722
get on knees and lick her toes

>>14272722
'Give me something you care about so I can return the favor."

>>14273856
Tell me where you live so I can check out the middle schoolers.

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Has anyone here ever met a girl with an extensive knowledge about cars?

>>14272722
Stop farting you're deflating your tits

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>>14274951

>>14274971
Met one, not saw one on a screen.

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>>14274960
Underrated post

>>14272722
lick where she sat

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>>14274960
Fucking fantastic

>>14272722
*unzips dick*

*teleports behind you*
"M'lady"

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>>14272740
>implying you wouldn't let a 5/10 shit on your shitbox

>>14275107
sick fuck

grab her and stick my face in her ass crack

what else did you expect me to do op

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>>14272732

>>14275109
pls no bully

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>>14272722
Beat the ever loving fuck out of her and drift away

>>14274951
Some anon here once had a gf who was a legit enthusiast. He met her when he casually brought up an RX7 in conversation or something like that. She liked to be fingerblasted as he went as fast as possible on the freeway.

>>14275281
That just sounds like a dumb slut.

You must be a red neck if thats a legit enthusiast to you.

>>14275311
I realize I left out the part where she knew a ton about rotaries yadda yadda and liked to drive fast herself.

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>>14272722
>>14272998
hmm nice , any more pictures, i would like to eat her ass.

>letting sone slut get her vaginajuices all over my fender

Fuck no, that shit will eat straight through the paint

>>14274951
Yeah, one of my friends is a huge car girl. She's got a beautiful '69 Chevelle too.

>>14272722
>>14272722
as long as the butt is naked im fine with a girl sitting on my car
pants damage paint

>>14274960
Small tits are the best tits

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>>14275077
>"unzips dick"

Come on man