Cars only assholes drive

The 90's TJ is the only acceptable one.

Butthurt answer: any car faster or more expensive than mine
Actually backed up by empirical evidence: newer BMWs, Civics, Imprezas, Ferraris in general, 350z/G35 and V6 muscle cars, hot hatches in general.

>accord coupe
>tl
>ridgeline (noticing a trend?)
>odyssey

>>14252557

2nd post and you're already butthurt. Kek.

>>14252557
"And" should have been after V6 muscle cars, fuck I hate phoneposting. Also Tesla owners are fucking insufferable

>>14252538
No, the TJ and JK Rubicons are the only acceptable ones, and I still wouldn't touch that shit. I don't want no fuckin' D30s or D44s.

>>14252568
Found the first triggered anon who can't form any sort of rebuttal so he just yells memes

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>>14252564

These are probably some of the least-offensive, most normally driven cars on the road. The only exception might be the TL, but there's just as many being used as stock DDs as there are riced out 2fast2furious TLs.

You just made a really shitty post. I don't even own any of those cars, but someone needs to tell you how retarded you are.

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>>14252576

>triggered
>yells memes

Pot. Kettle. Black.

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>>14252564
>TL
BMW driver detected

Full-size trucks, particularly North American ones. Seems to be a growing trend that cunts are buying into, they figure if they're going to be a douche on the road they should do it in a big vehicle.

And I don't mean just being a crummy driver, I mean being intentionally douchey. Like passing on double lines, tailgating, brake checking, double-parking, etc.

>>14252590
You're only reinforcing the fact that moronic assholes drive whatever car on that list triggered you.

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I have never met anyone who has driven one of these or a g35 that was not a colossal fucking cunt

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>>14252617

But I don't drive any of those cars, so your post doesn't make any sense.

Keep trying though, I like watching you struggle.

>>14252633
You can lie to me but not yourself.

>>14252631

>attempts to be humorous through self-deprecation
>actually just reaffirms that assholes drive lifted trucks

IIRC you're a welfare queen too, so it really doesn't help that you drive a dickknob vehicle like that.

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>>14252641

Is that what you tell the boys before you rape them?

>>14252650
It's consensual :^)

>>14252514
What's wrong? Does your wife's boyfriend drive a JK?

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I've yet to meet anyone driving one of these who isn't a smug fuck

>>14252644
it must be hard being such a miserable cunt yea?

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>>14252654

Is that what you tell the cops when they kick down your door?

>>14252514
Any lifted truck

Ever

You have two sides, both of which are faggots.
>daddy sponsored kids that think their truck is the shit and never take it off pavement
And
>rednecks that actually take it offroading and think their truck is the shit, in the sense that it can tackle anything you throw at it

>>14252614
wait you cant pass on double lines?

>>14252665

This x100. Any BMW SUV, really. Or the Porsche Cayenne. Or a RangeRover.

>>14252667

Salty bitch, do I need to scrub your mouth out with a dick?

>>14252629
Witnessed
>>14252633
Not whoever youre having a pathetic internet argument with but hes right just leave

>>14252680

le samefag

>>14252677

found the asshole

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Worse than your average 330xi owner

>>14252678
I got floss already bro

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>>14252557
>tfw drive 350z
I'm no asshole

>>14252687
i would never own a TL, but you seem unreasonably butthurt over them

did a TL driver fuck your mother or something? did he make you watch? and call him big daddy?

genuinely curious to know what you drive now, that has you so rectally ravaged over a shitty FWD Acura

>>14252696
Obviously there are exceptions, hell I drive a 370z which is going to be in the same boat once they're cheap enough for teenagers to ruin.

>>14252687
>>14252697
>all this hate on the TL
But why?

>>14252703

I'm not really hating it on it, just curious why that one faggot keeps mentioning it. I hardly see any TLs driving around 2bh, and the ones I do see are mostly driven by 40-something guys who look really depressed.

>>14252708
I own a TL and I mean it makes for a great reliable dd

I dont know why you guy are saying TL drivers are assholes and that they are shit

>>14252715
stop whining faggot there is one person ITT who is saying they are shit calm your fucking tits

god damn TL owners always whining

such assholes

Miata owners are huge faggots.

Guys who put exhausts that are loud as fuck on a car that makes less than 200 horse. Take your fagmobile elsewhere alessandro

35-45 year old Volvo drivers... They always like to pretend they're a cop, doing 30 under the speed limit and refusing to let anybody pass.

The "I can't accelerate normally because I put 40 inch tires on my 200hp jeep" guy is a close second. People that drive big ass bro trucks and accelerate slowly because they can't afford the gas/diesel are real pieces of shit too.

>>14252732
>I've never met a Miata owner and believe all of the shitposting I see on here because I'm clinically retarded

>>14252514
Ford F-150s

BMW drivers general.

Anyone who owns a full size truck for non-trucking purposes is a collosal cunt, doubly so if it's lifted.

Higher-end crossover drivers are also pretty bad.

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>>14252514
No fucking exceptions

>>14252765

I have met and witnessed countless Miata owners, they're all faggots. Either 50 year old men who tuck their t-shirts into their pants, or 21 year old swaggots who stance and fart can their shitty chick car.

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I actually have a 2014, but I really can't stand the dudebro WRX/STI drivers (which is most of them)

>>14252899
Stop going to stance meets. Also what's wrong with 50 year old men?

>>14252570
>JK
>Acceptable

Enjoy your minivan engine.

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Audi anything, bound to be a wanker

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How has nobody posted this? Ultimate smugmobile

>>14252922
>Stop going to stance meets
Anytime the words 'car' and 'meet' are in the same vicinity the shitheads in their stanced miatas come out, like anyone in the universe wants to see those piles of shit.

>>14253005

This. There is no such thing as a Miata-free car meet. They are like an aggressive cancer, they are fucking everywhere.

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>>14252514

>>14252942
how can a prius driver be smug when a tesla can roll up next to them at any given time at a light

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>>14252514
>Cars only assholes drive

>>14252514
Minivans
Crossovers
Civics
S2Ks
Occasionally there'll be a kid coming out of the high school who can't drive worth shit in their BMW 3-series, Mercedes C-Class, or Audi A4. I think the most assholes I've found per capita have driven S2Ks though.

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Can't believe no one's posted this douchemobile yet, now if you'll excuse me I have a Fast and Furious marathon to get back to.

>>14252929
The 3.6 is superior to the 4.0, deal with it.

Here in straya
>P platers with fully sick falcadores with black stockies and bodykits (lewl) and fartcan exhaust

>Toyota Camry
>Honda Accord
>anything by hyundai
>Highway Patrol Police and Local police
>???
>every cunt who isnt me basically

>luxury SUVs/crossovers/pickups

>>14253143
Idk, I've met at least 5 and they seemed pretty chill and laid back compared to most drivers.

S2000 drivers on the other hand...

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Large trucks with automatic transmissions

I seriously don't understand rednecks who try to look badass in giant, clean, untouched, lifted trucks when they don't even know how to work a clutch and shift their own gears

Is there anything less manly than being cucked by your own transmission?

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>>14253661
>The 3.6 is superior to the 4.0, deal with it.

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Used to work at a drive through, seems like everyone who drove these was upset, in a rush, wanted something particular and difficult, and always had a problem checking out.

>>14254268
Fucking whale cars, man. Always cunts driving these ugly monstrosities.

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>>14252514

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>>14252514
any german luxury car

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>>14253160
>minivans
Literally have never had a problem with a minivan, and crossovers are usually okay too. Civics are only bad if they're driven by a mexican who put a fart can on it.

>>14252665
i know a really old guy who is probably the nicest person you would meet who drives that

>>14253857
That house is pretty fucking sweet.

You just sound jelly.

>>14253857
I completely get your remarks about sparkly lifted trucks, but honestly having an automatic in a big truck is simply a technological advantage because the torque will just eat clutches in anyone's hand but a professional's, more so when you're pulling something, to the point where the diesel Ram is actually rated at a lower output with a manual because the automatic can transfer the torque in a smoother and less stressing way.

And I say that as somone who's had to operate a manual to pass his license and has never owned an auto.

>>14255406
are you kidding, every damn chrysler town & country in my state pulls in front of me in the left lane to do 5 under because MUH CHILLDFRENS

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Niggers and retail managers own maximas
single moms and spics own altimas

but I have never seen a sentra that wasn't half-way fallen apart and being driven by:
1) a highschool pot dealer
2) a lightskin drake-looking nigga
3) a pale pasty boney white girl
4) a dopey white guy with shitty facial hair

if the owners male and white 100% chance they'll be a ron paul '12 or occupy wall street bumpersticker too. or a reddit-tier meme somewhere on the car

>>14255611
The most accurate post on /o/ in a while.

350z, wrx (not sti's), evo x, and m3's

>>14252942
THIS SO MUCH
I swear every asshole in California (and every other kind of bad driver) owns a Prius.

Newer Mercedes + younger driver also seems to be a consistently bad combination.

VW/Audi drivers aren't 100% pricks, but seem noticeably higher than average.

>>14253661
Lol k
The 3.6 makes good power, but in all the wrong places, while pulling a significantly heavier vehicle. Jeeps shouldn't need to rev high to get going, they're about low end power. Look up a dyno comparison of the 2, they're comparable until the 4.0 hits red line.

>>14252514
Every Jeep owner I've met is very nice.

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>>14252514
Literally how has this not been posted

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Any truck that isn't the base model and/or has a short bed.

A lot of my extended family ranches and they almost always get the cheapest diesel truck they can find and then keep it forever. The truck will inevitably gonna get fucked up driving around on the ranch so there's no reason getting some chromed out ugly shit. Pic related.

>>14257294
Why the long bed? Unless you use it 24/7, but most people use trucks to tow not to haul

>>14257255
>adder
>not zentorno

>>14252514

Pretty much anyone who drives a pre-1980 American car.

>>14255611
>single moms and spics own altimas
>>14256796
Seconded.

>>14257309
Options are for cunts.

>>14252514
>Cars only assholes drive
That would be every BMW.

Irrespective of the merits of the cars, I could never drive one for this reason.

>>14257309
Most working farmers and ranchers use the extra room to haul tools and equipment all the time.

>>14255344
Seconded

>>14257363
t. 16 year old

>>14252922
they tuck their t shirts into their pants

>>14252557

There's no difference between your first and second answers.

newer german cars and just about every late model honda crv is driven by an asshole

Scion tc

>>14252631
are those tires on the wrong way?

>>14252677
The only place I know of that it's legal to do that is Ontario, but only if they're yellow, the parallel lane is a single, and you're not approaching a hill/turn/railroad crossing.

Of course, not many people know that

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>Look at me, I'm having my midlife crisis for boring people!

>>14253661
7/10 , made me reply

>>14256945
>but in all the wrong places
Thankfully where the power is doesn't concern you very much since gearing exists.

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>>14258170
They're not directional, so no

>>14258170
It wouldn't matter, they're mall crawler tires.

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>>14252514
not sure why, but these things seem to be driven exclusively by dickheads

any M3

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SUV
BMW
Audi
PRIUS

>>14257345
I can vouch. My beaner of a dad drove an Altima at one point, and not only is he a fucking dick, he can't drive for shit

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E46 325i's. dont know why people think owning these make them have the "nigga we made it" attitude. Also everyone in toronto owns one

> Noone has posted the Nissan Xterra yet.

>>14260774
Aww, my grandfather drives one of those

>>14261034
Is there a stereotype connected with them? They're not sold over here so I'm curious

>>14261038
Xterra tends to be driven by dudebro outdoorsy types. Guys who are into alternative and X-treme sports and the like.

>>14261038
Xterra also had a first-aid kit on the rear door of the SUV.

>>14255423
I blew out my transmission in my yukon because it was automatic. Damn thing was in tow mode, and still slammed into every gear going uphill. You guys can claim the world with automatics, but you can't beat a manual for towing. I do have a cdl license, but I don't think it requires a master to tow with a manual, more like: "a beginner will have issues towing in a manual"

Like everything in life, if you put in the time to get familiar with it, it becomes rather easy.

>>14261112
>I blew out my transmission in my yukon because it was automatic.
No, you did that because you are a moron.

>>14252631
At least he admits he's a shitty human being

>>14261157
>foot on pedal maintaining speed
>no longer in ideal rpm range for hauling uphill
>why won't this thing fucking downshift?
>engine is practically drowning on fuel, rpms are >1000
>feel the vehicle switch out of gear
>absolutely nothing for an eternity, or at least more than 1 second (honestly, more like 2.5 seconds
>foot still at the same pressure on the gas, it's automatic, I don't have to do shit
>vehicle engages new gear
>RPMs jump through the roof
>smash head into headrest, bite tongue as I was halfway through mouthing "what the flying fuck?!"
>I just went from 4th gear to 1st

I really fail to see how anyone could claim someone driving an automatic could be blamed for the vehicles decision making skills. I was towing within the specs, had the proper gear, and had the vehicle in the correct operations mode.

>>14257441
t. BMW owner

>>14253143

Every dick head who has one thinks they're fucking boy racers.
right upto the point when any V8 rapes em

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Modern Chevy Camaro
Lifted Truck (especially the Dodge Ram)
Minivan (any)
Riced out 90's Honda Civic
Toyota Prius

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>>14257441
This stereotype has been deeply entrenched in at least North American culture since the 80s. Yuppy assholes - and only yuppy assholes (and wannabes) - drive "Bimmers".

>>14257309
Long bed is essential in many work trucks.

>>14261034
This and the FJ are the ultimate lezmobiles.

From a Britfag perspective

>Modified 1L hatchbacks
>BMW minis
>Audis
>Vauxhall (Opel) Vectras
>Honda Accord

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Pickup truck drivers are consistently faggots

>>14253857
>implying those wannabe bitches dip snuff
They're probably the same one using a spitter in their truck

>>14263862
I know very few that aren't, and even fewer that are successfully secretive about it

>>14257179
Hooker detected!

>>14263862
People with stock pickups I find are just normal people, but if they've got any degree of aftermarket on them it's usually driven by a fag.

Lifted trucks are invariably driven by faggots.

>>14261245
You screwed up the moment you decided to buy an American-made car

>>14252644
>calls someone in the armed forces a welfare queen
Soooo edgy. I remember when I was in jr. high.

44yr old TL driver. Young butthurt lads get pissed that a TL can beat their riced shitboxes on a straight line or up a hill at any moment.

>>14252804
anyone that drives a miata

>>14257309
Most people use trucks as a DD. Fact.

>>14263999
>44 years old

I hope that when I'm 44 I'll be done talking to 18 year olds on a Polynesian basket weaving discussion board.

>>14264022
Nope. You're here forever anon, get comfy

>>14257327
>Not T20

Get with it.

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>>14252629
+1

Any Subaru

>>14264022
Keep telling that to yourself.

Have a Taurus SHO. I get flipped off a lot when I pass ricers.

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>>14252514
this desu senpai

>>14264268
>only assholes drive pickup trucks

??

>>14264268
nigger detected

>>14264268
>people who like guns are racist

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>>14264268
>mfw pro-gun, have Toyota Tundra, have pro-gun stickers on my truck
>mfw bi, in partnership with a Filipino immigrant
SHALL

>>14252570
>I don't want no fuckin' D30s or D44s.
>D44s
nigger what?

>>14253691
Second the p platers. 8 out of every 10 p plater cars is either a ex taxi falcon or some fully sick commodore with a chevvy badge

>>14263976
that's not how you hold a samurai sword, you edgemaster.

>>14264424
Why the Chevy badge? Please don't tell me the bowtie is considered exotic down under

>>14264350
subscribed

>>14264363
D44s aren't strong, and the front D44 in the JKR is just a D44 center with D30 axle tubes and outers.

>>14252690
rekt

>>14252514

I get a lot of exposure to traffic having a driving job, and my answer is resoundingly Ford. I would say a good 75%+ of the time I've been cut off, tailgated, flipped off, honked at, or generally been endangered on the road it's been done by a Ford driver.

Fuck Ford's plastic car's and the dipshits who drive them.

>>14255344
driving these in nz/aus is a clear indicator you are a sociopath and should be excluded from the society, who the fuck goes looking for a new car and immediately chooses the one that evokes the most fear, authority and anxiousness for everyone else around them?

Same for people who buy any cop car in any other country i guess.

>>14257309
If you don't have a long bed you might as well put a flatbed on it. Short beds are useless.

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Pretty much every faggot that believes owning a challenger will instantly make them something straight out the fast and furious, or that just got out of high school. it also applies to morons in their 20's.whose parents just helped them with their first payment.

>>14253172
You're wrong senpai. Our eclipse trip gunstar is one of the nicest people I've ever seen on /o/. If you're an old fag you'd remember him, still posts occasionally.

>>14255344
Can confirm. Missus drives a VE SV6. She is an asshole.

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>be Chinese as FUCK
>buy 2015 435 full cash
>get chrome wheels
>drive like beta chink
How do i drive like an alpha Aryan?