Tell me your feels about column shifters, /o/tists

>>14249612
they're for cucks

>>14249621
*trucks

>>14249612
Will buy the Citroen DS with a column shifter.
I don't know how to feel or how to use it

>>14249623
cucktrucks*

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>>14249636
It's not far off from regular manual, but the position takes some getting used to

>>14249612
Bench seat blowjobs make up for the column shifter.

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manual is cool

automatic is shit tier

Wish they were in more cars. It makes no sense for FF, automatic, everything-by-wire cars to have floor shifters and consoles. Column shifters free up space and add legroom. 10/10 imo

>>14249674
Mercedes Pls

>>14249664
let me add on

4+ gears on a column is cool

>>14249612
They suck truck nuts, unless manual.

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Column shifters are important for Hollywood-like, overly dramatic departures if you want to fag out this way

>Well, this was it then!
>*clenching lips together while pulling shifter down
>*flooring it and driving away with screeching tires

>>14249674
>fly-by-wire transmission
Fuck off autocuck.

>>14249612
They have no place in modern cars. New escalade has it. Its fucking stupid. The tiptronic control is a plus/minus button on the column shifter. Fucking retarded.

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More room for man spreading.

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I actually prefer them over these idiotic looking knobs some cars have as autotragic shif- ... program choosing knob?

Those look like knobs of a washing machine and do not belong in cars.

>>14249612
They're great if you have a front bench seat. My truck has a front bench seat and a floor shift 5spd and it makes the bench seat fucking pointless. Literally the only way anyone can sit in the middle is to sit damn near sideways with both legs in the passenger foot well with the other passenger, which gets uncomfortable after 5 minutes.

>you will never have a square body Suburban with 3 rows of bench seats and a column shifter to carry 8 of your bros with.

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>>14249731
>car fedora
>handheld fedora

Are you fucking serious

>>14249714
That's not a column shifter you fucking dummy. That's an automatic gear selector.

It's not rightly a column shifter without a clutch you goon.

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>>14249741
What you have against video games on the go?

>>14249733
Its nice in the new range rover.

>>14249747
Whatever it is it shouldn't be attatched to the column.

>>14249751
If you have time to fuck around you have time to make your dreams come true. You're not getting younger bitch.

>>14249694
M8, I was highlighting how the majority of cars today employ these systems and therefore don't need floor shifters, not that I want or drive such a vehicle.

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>>14249741
>game gear
>handheld fedora

naw son
you're not a real portable gaming patrician until you start lugging around a Sega Nomad.
Jam that fucker in an AUX port, plug in Thunder Force 4, and rock out.

>>14249763
Wow, maybe I should stop posting on image boards as well!

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You won't be tempted to put it in your ass

And if you are, it will be much more difficult to accomplish

>>14249731
is... is that a sega gamegear? wow

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I have one in my truck.

And in my work truck.

I think it's so you can have a bench seat.

Idk what's to hate about em? If it was a manual I would prefer a standard gear stick

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I can dig it

>>14249648
>manual on a column

Bich phuc dat

>>14249733
>2025
>everybody copied dodge and we all have rotary selectors
>carjacker runs up after i put away groceries
>start car
>accidentally turn up volume to maximum.
>mash gas pedal
>nothing happens
>get shot to death by kebab for my corolla

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ayy

>>14250594
>tfw I stuck my old shifter in my ass

>>14249765
>majority of cars
You mean cars with auto transmissions, right?

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IMO the column is the only place automatics should have the gear selector

>>14251175
But where will you put the wiper stalk?

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>>14251185
On the left senpai

>>14251194
But if the wiper stalk is on the left, where will you put the indicator/lights stalk?

>>14251201

On my Pontiac, the wiper stalk also does turn signals. The headlights have the automatic sensor on the dash, so I never need to turn them on manually. There's a knob on the dash if I really want to turn on the headlights on my own.

>>14251201
>>14251201
That is the turn signal stalk bro. Still pulls back to flash the high beams, forward to lock the high beams, up & down to operate the turn signals. Rotate the end piece to control the wipers.

Headlights are on the rotary switch on the dash to the left of the column.

Ezpz

Is it that hard to understand?

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>>14251241
>putting low beams on a dashboard switch and high beams on a stalk

>>14251260
Would you like the old dash & footwell combo instead?

>>14251201
On my fairmont, the column shifter is on the right and there are two separate stalks right beside each other on the left

> Get in someone else's car
> Start car
> Turn on windshield wipers with much more force than is needed
> First time, Every time

they're cool

>>14250999
Wut dat

>>14250999
>that picture
>those trips

Fucking what>>14250999

>>14249612
nice cvpi

Completely logical for a automatic
I'd love to drive a manual on the column sometime.

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Works for me

>>14249612
If its an auto i much prefer the shifter be on the column. If the shifter is on the floor it better be a manual

OP, is that a 2000ish Crown Vic? Not a P71 cause no certified calibration, but could be a P70.