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http://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/obama-administration-unveils-4b-plan-jump-start-self-driving-cars-n496621
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good thing I'm going to drive me e30 into forever
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4 billion dollars could get a lot of people off drugs and feed a lot of people

naahhh we need to be able to jerk off and sleep in our car
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>>14241305
I'd rather jerk off and sleep in my car AND do drugs.
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>>14241303
gonna kek when your e30 gets banned for being an assault vehicle
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>>14241288
>>14241303
>>14241305
>>14241308
you realize that website, and even this one, aren't real right?
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>>14241314
what are you on about m8?
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>>14241288

>pull onto interstate in my straight piped turbocharge hoonmobile shitbox supreme
>all the automated cars puttering along at exactly the speed limit
>I punch it, the turbo spools up like the hand of god itself coming down to smite the non believers
>every blow off whoosh sends the automated cars into panic mode
>their AI can't keep up with my movements
>I swerve from lane to lane, the automated cars running themselves off the road to avoid me hitting them
>the autocars network together and part the interstate like the red sea
>I hit the gas again, the roar of the exhaust shakes the very earth beneath us like a tidal wave of death
>roll the window down, megadeth blaring out of the speakers
>flick a cigarette out the window
>look back at the night sky on fire

The future doesn't belong to the normies.
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>>14241314
are you saying we're in a hyper realistic dream and nothing matters
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It feels weird to think that we are the last generation of people to actually drive their cars. our kids and grandkids probably won't even get to experience any of this. it's a shame.
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>>14241354
sounds great until every single car you passed just caught you on camera and are calling the police
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I like /o/ because anons here tend to lean more to the right.
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>>14241288
>2016
>Hillary declared new empress
>spends half the GDP on searching for the fountain of youth
>fountain of youth found.
>Hillary4lyfe
>2030
>*knock knock*
>It's the repo man come to collect your shitbox for have an emission and dangerous user steering capability
It's the beginning of the end lads.
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>>14241354
3 rotor with a big single turbo and anti lag

And running rich as hell
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>>14241449
desu I lean pretty left but just don't fuck with my cars
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>>14241446
>drives with a plate
kek
>implying police can keep up with any shitbox that lacks a rev/speed limiter.
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>>14241513
Welcome to the 9th circle of hell
AKA having an unpopular and frowned upon interest in the eyes of government and normies
It's what /k/'s complained about forever
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>>14241305
Do you think the government is just burning that $4b? That $4b is going to employing people. It's not charity, if you're buying $4 billion dollars worth of goods and services, that's a lot of money that's going to circulate through the economy. Keeping people employed and creating jobs indirectly helps fight drug abuse and stuff for obvious reasons.
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Honestly I can't wait until I can doze off on a 2400 mi road trip or play fallout while cruising home for the holidays, or even just eating a nice breakfast in the car on the way to work.
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>>14241533
>tfw all of my hobbies are either becoming socially unacceptable or already were in the first place
Why live lads?
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>>14241550
Just learn to mindlessly rant about sports/social media/pop music/culture in a socially acceptable measure and you can slowly disintegrate into uninteresting and unstoried dust leaving nothing of any value behind
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>>14241550

>Why live lads?

So you can help fight back when everyone has finally had enough of the bullshit and snaps back. The pendulum can only swing so far in one direction before it has to come back.
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>>14241513
You're leaning to left? Might want to get that fixed, don't want you to have an accident and kill someone then turn into a woman and pay Disney to get ESPN to give you an award.
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>>14241560
I feel like things have been gradually going left since like 1860 though. it's not like it's gonna swing so far right that slavery is reinstated and women lose the right to vote or something.

I don't see normies swinging very far right at all
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>>14241575
>tfw slavery will never be reinstated
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The fuck can we do about this. I'm serious. How do we ensure we can keep driving our cars the way we do now?
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>>14241575
It could be where you live. Go to the south and you'll see some right wing normies and they're as bad as liberals to be honest.
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>>14241586
we're only along for the ride now

the majority of people see driving as a chore
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>>14241575
>I feel like things have been gradually going left since like 1860 though
Then why is modern media lamenting millennials embrace of firearms?

http://hotair.com/archives/2015/12/08/millennials-are-not-moving-away-from-gun-rights/
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>AI drivers obey the speed limit, drive safely, are courteous, and have good situational awareness
>unlike modern autotragic drivers who have to put on their makeup/look at their phone/eat their burgers while driving at the same time
>I can enjoy spirited driving all I want without idiots ruining my fun
>girls are impressed because I know how to drive which is the equivelant of knowing how to cook or play guitar
>"driving" becomes a hobby, so "drivers cars" are mostly focused on enjoyable driving
>new materials technology allows unibodies to be thinner while being stronger, bringing in a new era of non-bloated cars

The future is bright, lads.
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>>14241586
Convenience will be the end of us
Eventually every aspect of life will be controllable and automated
And then humanity will be in a real tough spot
Let's hope it takes a while
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>>14241565
>not homophobic
>not racist
>not sexist
>don't mind if women get abortions
>don't mind universal health care
>think military spending is too high
>think trump is an idiot


>like guns
>like cars

fuck
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>>14241593
>implying user driving won't be outlawed except for emergency
>implying you won't be recorded
>implying you won't have to explain to the cops why you took control of your own vehicle
>implying you'll even own it.
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Damn, I guess I have to go live somewhere where the cars are RIGHT side drive.
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>>14241597
Sounds like you're a homophobic-racist-sexist-anti-womyn-anarchist-baby killer anon

Why else would you like murder tools and oppression carts that can't even fit your standard womyn 500lb goddess
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>>14241593
That's a nice thought, except YOU will be in those driverless cars when they go from an idea, to recommended, to mandated
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>>14241612
>not hanging onto your old car
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>>14241597
>being left-leaning but still enjoying freedom, unchecked language, and fun things

I know how it feels to have nobody like you, friend.
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>>14241305
>I don't know how the real world works
Humanitarian efforts are nice but ultimately useless

Anyway I posted this a thousand times but I want to buy a motorcycle and if all of the stupid cunts texting and driving buy an autonomous car then my chance of getting killed is dramatically lowered.
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>>14241593
See, this is the thing though, what's actually going to happen is:
>We start off by making some roads driverless vehicle only
>Manually driven cars won't be allowed on these roads
And then, over some years...
>The number of roads manually driven cars are allowed to be driven on is dropping, thanks to increased safety from better situational awareness on the part of the computer, and better programming
>Manually driven cars will be seen as a liability, and possibly dangerous
>Insurance premiums will go up if you don't get a driverless car because muh safety
>Licenses will be extremely difficult to get and possibly only grandfathered because government will want to reduce manual vehicles on the road
>Girls won't be impressed because you'll be seen as a weird creep, much like people who are into retro computing and stamps are today
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>>14241633
This is all assuming peoples tolerance for
>Safety
>Big gubmit
>Lack of control
Continue to grow

At a point, people want control
Always have, always will
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>>14241597
>tfw same

Though I would throw everything else away for the sake of cars.
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>>14241644
>At a point, people want control
>Always have, always will
We haven't got there with the internet, even though governments are starting to get a pretty good hold of it now.
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>>14241627
>>not hanging onto your old car
>thinking it won't be taken
Nigga you registered it right?
They know where it is.

>>14241632
>killed is dramatically lowered.
no it's not, iirc some sensors, including ones on traffic lights bounce signals off metal paneling.
Motorcycles are hard to see for traffic light sensors because they can't really detect you.

also
>government thinks it's too unsafe
>bans motorcycles.
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>>14241618
Hmm I wonder who's behind this post?
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>>14241647
So long as I could live a simple life not bothered by the government as well.
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>>14241659
>what_is_parody.xml
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>>14241631
>>14241647
>>14241664
brothers
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>>14241659
You're dumb.
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>>14241667
>implication arrow
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>>14241673

>what is libertarianism
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>>14241667
It's the laziest form of comedy. Just about every single right wing """"comic"""" I've read is some variation on:

>here's a stupid left wing extremist!
>here's a stupid thing they say!
>here's my comparitively rational response!
>the stupid idiot is flustered! What an idiot!
>laugh at the idiot! Haha!

Humor requires wit. This isn't wit.
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>>14241674
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>>14241686
is this some sort of meta-meta-humor
this is next level
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>>14241686
Leftwing nuts are legitimately funny to us.
You wouldn't get it.
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>>14241686
Exactly. The butt of the joke doesn't get it.
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>>14241597
>>14241631
>>14241647
>>14241673
My African American brethren

That being said I don't think trumps tax policy is terrible if I read the most current one. It's just the rest thats...well....
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>>14241512
you dont have a 3 rotor you fucking cuck

more like 2 rotor, twin turbo, overheating like crazy
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>>14241726
>It's just the rest thats...well....
He's literally the only candidate with balls enough to say what middle America is thinking.
Sure he's an asshole but he's not a wrong asshole and in perfect health.
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>>14241750
>bornstein
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>>14241812
>he doesn't have a jewish doctor
My neurologist wore his yarmulke at his job and had the beard of a viking.
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>>14241731
go away this doesn't involve u
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>>14241832
alright, see you next tuesday my man
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>>14241750
I'm half tempted to vote for him for lulz just because building a wall might be crazy enough to actually work.
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>>14241823
>mfw he chops your foreskin off with a sharp rock just like abraham did while you're under anesthesia
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>>14241750
> taking a statin
wtf
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>>14241875
Too late noob, i cut my dick with a piece of paper.
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>>14241845
You should actually introduce yourself as that anon who keeps shitposting me

I don't care at all I think its funny
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>>14241909
i usually dont bother messing with you, i can just watch other people doing it
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>>14241393
I was part of the last generation to know a world before the internet. I didn't ask for this.
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I dunno why people get so upset about self driving cars, no one's gonna force you to buy one.
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>>14241288
>occupant now free to do other things while in transit while simultaneously increasing safety and traffic efficiency
>NO!!! EVERYONE MUST REMAIN TECHNOLOGICALLY STAGNATED FOR MY DRIVING PLEASURE!!!
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>>14242338
>OBAMA IS GONNA MAKE NORMAL CARS ILLEGAL!!!
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>>14242307
Not yet

In 2 decades or so maybe

GPS tracking of all cars with automatic tickets issued if detected speeding will become mandatory within the next 15 years because terrorism, mark my words
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You guys love feeling persecuted.

If California permits and smog exempts old ass cars right now, you have nothing to worry about for the rest of the fucking country. Despite most people not giving a shit about driving, there's still some car culture here even if it's mostly with the boomers. Shit will get grandfathered in. No one's going to take your car. Worst case scenario is that AI cars get their own high speed lanes that you can't go on.
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>>14242394
Maybe in your backwards-ass country. In America most states don't even allow speed Cameras.
I personally welcome self driving cars. I wanna be like Will Smith in iRobot and have an old vehicle that most other people are afraid to operate.
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>americucks
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> safety over freedom
Faggots. All of them. Your driverless won't let you go down that unknown dirt road or carve up the mountain pass.

Though autonomous is a great thing for the old or impaired. I welcome that part of the change. Grandpa missis driving, and I know I will miss doing what i want when im 91. Which to me means people who will choose it while healthy have a mental disability. Kinda like whomever drives front wheel cars.
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>>14242404
>If California permits and smog exempts old ass cars right now,
none exempt cars get an anal reaming however.
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>>14242409
>tfw Texas
Fuck you, Conroe. I got stuck in the intersection during a red light because traffic just fucking stopped because of your god damn antiques fair.
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>tfw everything I love is becoming illegal and taboo
My state is about to ban all seni-auto centerfire rifles, they've already severely restricted hunting, I'm going to have to register my little RC Drone with the FAA, and in a matter of time non-driverless cars will become illegal.

When can we start hanging politicians?
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>>14244103
which state?
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>>14241657
Are you retarded? Sensors intended to give people $25 tickets are not the same things being used in actual moving cars.
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>>14244113
California.

http://www.leginfo.ca.gov/pub/15-16/bill/asm/ab_1651-1700/ab_1663_bill_20160114_introduced.htm
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Things will only get bad if all the autonomocucks moan at us because our archaic hobby means their insurance premiums dont go down
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>>14244103
Just keep what you love. keep your guns. keep your cars. keep what you love hold it close and never forget the way things used to be when we were free before the terrorists came over and took our freedoms
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>>14241586
By driving your car, you reactionary dumbfuck. Holy fuck, you idiots make it seem like the government is going to tow away all cars and force you to buy a new self-driving car.
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based Obama

this is the future we need
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>>14244122
>California
damn, I thought so. I live in Mississippi, so nobody actually cares about driverless cars. Nice dubs though
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>>14241612
>outlawed
You're fucking retarded.
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>driverless car discussion
>THEY'LL BAN NON-SELF DRIVEN CARS
>JUST LIKE THEY DID WITH CARS WITH NO CATALYTIC CONVERTERS, OR AIRBAGS
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>>14241593
>approach pack of self driving cars
>entire pack is travelling at 80 MPH because the only speed limit is for fuel efficiency, cars geared for fuel efficiency at higher speeds
>they instantly open up and let me blast through because a previous pack had already reported my presence
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>>14244182
That's a pretty poor false equivalence there, brah.
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>>14244182
we will be bullied into it by the baying mob of journalists who start articles with "ugh"
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>>14244249
Nice fallacy fallacy breh.
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>>14244249
it's the exact same principle keeping these cars on the road. it's called grandfathering.
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>>14244261
Sorry you're a bitch that bends over to journalists
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>>14244288
I am a journalist tbqh
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Is this like the $500 million to that one solar conpany that went bankrupt?
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>>14241657
Funnily enough there have been politicians in my country who said quote unquote that motorcycles are only still legal out of habit and if they were invented today they wouldn't even see public roads.
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>>14242409
Yeah, instead police departments in the US have to deploy human resources for speed checks, making tickets more expensive, in addition to enabling power trip police behavior because while they're pulling you over they might as well give you a ticket for something else or search your car because they've "smelled marijuana". Meanwhile a speed camera will just snap a shot and send you the bill in the mail and everyone will be treated the exact same.
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>>14244323
>send you the bill in the mail and everyone will be treated the exact same.

Not until you go to court and the camera has to be present in court
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>>14244323
>advocating speed cameras
toppest of cucks.
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>>14244315
Fucking hell I've gotta buy a motorcycle sometime soon before this kinda mindset spreads around.
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