Tales From The Dealership: Trigger Warning Edition

>>14228818
HURRY THE FUCK UP CUNT

>>14228818
GO ON.....

DAMNIT LPG I HAVE TO SLEEP

>tfw blood isn't roiling yet

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Tfw finally catch a lpg thread as it starts

>>14228818
waiting for op

Shit thread, m8

>>14228844
TRAITOR

Gummoooone

>>14228818
WHAT IF...GUYS....
What if him not posting a story is the part that makes your blood roil? NEXT. LEVEL.

>>14228844
lawl memes
>>14228857
dear god
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Need sleep but check the 4chins... LPG thread: FUCK FUCK FUCK what sleep? What is that ? You don't need that anon there's a LPG thread in the works

>>14228844
Happy spins loyal sp00per

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>LPG thread

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>>14228857

DEALERSHIP STORIES AYYYYYYY

>>14228818
Why would you not type this out before you made the thread
Op you are a fuckjng faggor

>>14228818
BRO HURRY UP BRO

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>>14228818

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>>14228857

>>14228857

This is happening

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>>14228857

>22 posts and no LPG storie

Swaer..

>>14228818
>walking around showroom on otherwise very slow night
>see a new Jeep Patriot pull up into the parking lot, and a middle aged man and teenage girl get out
>right away, I can tell this guy looks beat the fuck down.
>he looks like he hasn't had a goods night sleep in a month
>voice has a heavy note of stress in it, almost to the point of causing it to crack like he's 16 again
>his 17 year old daughter is standing next to him dicking around on her cell phone, looking annoyed that she even has to be here
>every single word the daughter utters floats on a bitchy tone laced with sarcasm
>it's the kind of voice that makes you irrationally hate a person without even knowing them
>anyway, guy looks beat down, daughter comes off as a cunt in less than 60 seconds
>they are coming in to look at a Mustang we have on the lot
>I walk them out to the car, and start to figure what it is they are trying to do
>so here comes the back story
>dad had bought his daughter a cheap, reasonable toyota corolla as her first car when she turned 16
>daugher went full MTV sweet 16 spoiled princess and threw a fucking level 10 tantrum
>she was 'insulted' at having to drive 'an old person's car'
>daughter has car for less than 2 months before she mysteriously has an accident that totals the corolla
>since she is on dad's insurance, this causes his insurance rates to guy through the fucking roof
>daughter will not take another ecoboxes, DEMANDS that father buy here a Mustang

So, to provide context, both the dad and daughter are talking to me at this point, so I am getting parts of the story from each. However, if one thing was clear, this bitch wrecked that Corolla on purpose. No one said it, but you could tell both of them knew what was up

To be continued

>>14228911
WAITING INTENSIFY
>>14228918
yesssssssssssss

>>14228918
This was a V6 wasn't it

>>14228928
kek

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>>14228818
Right on time tonight. Feelgoodman.jgoodman

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>>14228857
Would be displeased.

>>14228918
Call her out and make the dad spend the 40 odd grand on ball reattachment surgery instead

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>>14228918

Thanks for the backstory

>>14228918
>so, daughter wrecks corolla because she is a spoiled fuck
>dad's insurance goes up
>daughter demands Mustang
>Dad caved into the pressure and bought her a 2013 V6 Mustang
>from everything he describes, it was a solid car, and perfectly appropriate for any teenage girl
>but this shit cunt girl then goes off on a big long rant about the 2013 Mustang
>IT SQUAKED!
>IT DIDN'T HAVE HEATED SEATS!
>IT HAD A SHITY RADIO!
>dad gets this look of utter defeat on his face as she goes through her little fit about the old Mustang, tells me it was actually a pretty good car
>so, this brings me back to why they drove up in a 2015 Patriot
>so, after a year, the daughter decides she doesn't like the Mustang
>she drops a "All my friend's drive SUV's" bomb on him, wants to get rid of the Mustang and get a fucking Jeep Grand Cherokee
>but not a used one, a new one, because all her friends have new cars, and she doesn't want another 'crappy used car'
>dad admits to me he couldn't afford a new Jeep GC, so they took her out shopping, and he was able to convince her to take a 2015 2WD Jeep Patriot Limited
>dad knew he was upside down on the Mustang, but again caved to pressure from the daughter, and traded that in towards the new Jeep Patriot
>well, after less than 6 months, spoiled cunt decides that she HATES the Jeep Patriot, hates dad for not getting a Grand Cherokee to start with, and wants a Mustang back
>so this brings us to the present, with the two of them coming in to look at the Mustang I have on my lot

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>LPG Thread

>>14228974
>>Dad caved into the pressure and bought her a 2013 V6 Mustang
>>14228928
>>14228928
>>14228928
>>14228928
>>14228928
>>14228928

>>14228974
Can we not tell lies? No ones spoils their kid this much if they do you need to pull him aside and explain he has an issue and that you refuse to help him dig the hole deeper....

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>>14228974
LPG...Ya gotta make money, but do you feel the man code bubble in your veins? Like you want to take that guy and just talk to him...over a beer?

>>14228974
oh jesus

>>14228984
Meanwhile in the real world:
LPG is a salesman, not her dad
Shitty, retarded parents exist

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So a corolla, to a 2013 mustang, to a 2015 Jeep, and now another mustang? all for one daughter?

How can parents be such cucks?

Lpg thread hype

>>14228974
Oh god its like Sisyphus infinitely trading in cars

>>14229002
Yes, but hearing such a story would certainly make me ill to sell someone a car.

>daughter wrecks corolla
>daughter rides bus until she can afford 1992 geo metro to drive

Too bad the Dad is whipped by the daughter.

>>14229007
Damn, good analogy anon.

>>14229017
thank you

>>14228984
LPG has put many in holes whether you like it or not. He's a salesperson, not a life coach as he puts it.

>>14229014
Fucking this

>>14229013
I agree with you on that but at the end of the day he's just going to fucked harder by a ... uh, less-honest salesman if LPG turned him away.

Also this >>14229022. He's a salesman, not their accountant

>>14228974
>SO, we finally get out to the Mustang, and cunt princess wants to drive it.
>so, we take it out on a test drive
>I offer to let the dad sit up front but the daughter literally cuts me off and DEMANDS he get in the back so he won't 'bother her'
>so, dad crams himself in the back, and off we go on a test drive
>hollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk this girl can not drive
>weaving in her lane, tailgating 6 inches off people's bumpers, nearly runs 2 red lights
>fucking throw down a hail mary when we get back to the parking lot to thank god for letting me get back alive
>at this point we go inside to try and talk numbers, daughter goes to the bathroom
>dad seems like a nice enough guy on his own, get him to talking a little about cars
>then he fucking drops this bomb
>the dad: "yeah, I had a 66 Mustang myself, bought it 30 years ago, was always my dream car...."
>his voice trails off
>dad: "But when she wrecked the corolla, our insurance shot up, and I needed some money for a down payment on her Mustang
>So
>I
>had
>to
>sell
>it
>He fucking sold his dream car to get enough money for a down payment on a 2013 V6 Mustang for this thunder cunt
>my head is literally spinning

>>14229040
no

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>>14229040

This makes me sad.
I hope there's a happy ending to it.

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>>14229040
ULTIMATE KEKING

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>>14229040
>the dad: "yeah, I had a 66 Mustang myself, bought it 30 years ago, was always my dream car...."
>his voice trails off
>dad: "But when she wrecked the corolla, our insurance shot up, and I needed some money for a down payment on her Mustang
>So
>I
>had
>to
>sell
>it

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>>14229040

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>>14229040
>literally spinning

>>14229040
[MAXIMUM REEEEEEEEEE]

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>>14229040
Just end it all, senpai...

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>>14229040
Not to late for an abortion right?

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>>14229040
Should have let her drive the 1966 mustang alone and kill herself thinking it'd be clever to total it.

>>14229040
Should have offered that man a revolver and one bullet.

>for his daughter
>or him

Shiiiit. I know a guy that sold a '66 Mustang Convertible to buy a stupid Mercedes CLA 250. The '66 stand has ripped, cat pissed, cat shitted interior, and had been rained on the inside for a few years though. Hadn't rain for almost a decade.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE3EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>14229040
I'd give that cunt a late-term .45 caliber abortion.

I bet it was the mother that raised this little monster.

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>>14228918
>>14228974
>>14229040
JUST END MY LIFE SENPAI

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>>14229040

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>>14229040

>>14229007
UNDERRATED

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>>14229040
I got sick to my stomach... and I just popped in here from /k/.

Thanks.

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>>14229040
My god, how can a man let his life get JUST'd like that?

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>>14229040
no.

>>14229093
Q: How do you know if someone is from /k/?
A: Don't worry, they'll tell you

>>14229100
Shut up nigger

t. /pol/

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>>14229040
Hello, is this the rage reaction image dump thread?

>>14229100
lel

>>14229100
How do you know this guy drive a stanced miata?

Cause he loves shitty jokes

>>14229040
>so, after that fucking bomb shell, I do my best to numb myself to the situation and stick to the business
>because at this point, I am having my own little internal meltdown of rage against this chick
>it's taking all my self control to keep things professional
>so after we look at his trade and check his payoff, we find out they are about 10K upside down on the Jeep patriot
>they owe just a little over 30K
>30 THOUSAND DOLLARS on a Jeep Patriot
>dad tells me to go ahead and put together a finance application, and see if we can get anything done
>So I put it together, and send it off and we wait
>first round of offer we get back, the banks want anywhere from 5 grand to 10 grand as a down payment
>in a way, I am almost thankful because the dad said he practically had nothing to put down
>but shit cunt princess is not having it
>she goes on another full rant about how she WILL NOT keep driving the Patriot
>and that she WILL get the Mustang
>I have to get up and walk out, literally could not stay at my desk without reaching across it and chocking this girl
>after a 5 minute calm-the-fuck-down lap of the showroom I go back and talk to dad
>dad tells me he can cash advance 1500 off his credit card for a down payment, could I contact the banks and see if anyone was willing to do that
>so, I do
>and one of our Tier IV banks is willing to do it
>so for 1500 down, he can get a 72 month loan at 20%, with a payment well over 600 dollars
>and does he say yes?
>if course he does

To be honest, if hadn't traded it, I know beyond all doubt the daughter would have just fucking wrecked the jeep to get what she wanted. And that my friends is the story of saddest father I have ever seen in my life.

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We did this...we shouldve listened.

>>14229112
And proceeds to post one that's infinitely worse

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>>14229040
Why can't I post more MAD pictures?! Fuck the Mongolian kike ash painting board

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>>14229040

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I'm done

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>>14229040
What a loving dad. He gave up his most coveted possession for his princess.

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>>14229115
Mother of fuck. This cunt is just going to get upset again when she gets bored of this one/it gets repod.

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>>14229115
She's going to get a black boyfriend with her new mustang.

I came on tonight hoping to see a LPG thread. Laugh about some silly people making bad life decisions.

Not like this, though. Not like this.

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>>14229115
Can I die yesterday?

Pic related
How LPG and I put ourselves to sleep when we had first contact.

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>>14229115
>20%

you know the worst part? she's going to go on and get a husband who she's going to cuck. then she'll have kids who will do the same

>>14228893
Is that a Roush?

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>>14229115
>mfw this story

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>>14229120

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And to address all the "Why didn't you do something?!"

I'm not a life coach

As people who have been in my threads before know, I watched people committed felony level dumb-assery on a daily basis.

Does it make me rage? Yes
Pic related happens to me pretty much on a daily basis

Do I want to pull these people aside and give them a coming to Jesus discussion? I have before

At the end of the day, you can't save people from themselves

>>14229115
It's ironic, he's a bad father because he loves his daughter too much.

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>>14229115

>>14229115
YOU COULDVE STOPPED THIS. YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE SITH, NOT JOIN THEM. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO THE FORCE, NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS.

i no longer want to believe

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>>14229161
It's their own fault desu senpai.
They should know their limits and when to kill their daughters.

>>14229162
Spoiling is bad parenting just as much as being abusive.

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Why in the actual fuck. And unfortunately the truth will be him helping her out with new cars and insurance, cellphone and bill money until she finds someone to marry her and lets face it gents we might be desperate but no sane man is that desprate

>>14229162
A loving father would teach his kids Manners and how to be upstanding citizen
He clearly just threw cash at the child since birth to get her to shut up and leave him alone. In the end he got what he deserved.

>>14229183
>just as much as being abusive.
...
No.

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>>14229115
He deserves it.

I wanted to feel bad for him, but he deserves it. 16 years and he couldn't teach his daughter discipline? She's been trampling over the tangle of nerves and cartilage he calls a spine for years, and her bad behavior has been rewarded every time. And his pockets should be scoured, his credit devastated, and his dreams terminated to make way for yet another idiot deserving of a long overdue reality check.

>>14229184
>And unfortunately the truth will be him helping her out with new cars and insurance,
Hiring somebody to kill him with sex because he can't afford a new Audi R8.

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>>14229040
holy shit

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>>14229115
Jesus Christ if I had a daughter like that I would disown her so quick

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>>14229161
I assume you get an address on finance documents? It would be a real shame if it got posted.

>>14229205
That's the kind of shit that ends up in the news and even normies are all like WTF

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>>14229115

>>14229208
or butt rape her into submission

>>14229230
Go to bed /b/

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Holy fuck I wanted to go to bed not rage

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>>14229040
THERE IS NO GOD

Why did I even read this? I was warned and still read it.

But it's a LPG thread. Of fucking course I'm going to read it.

Wish I hadn't. This shit is enraging. I'm at work. I don't need to be enraged.

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>>14229237
>>14229239
>>14229243

I warned you guys

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>>14229214
I like the way you think

>>14229244
Do you at least have a funny story to make up for this tragedy?

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>>14229040

>>14229115
THERE IS STILL NO GOD
>>14229161
YOUR A PROFESSIONAL PERSON
>>14229244
I KNOW

>>14229214
You must be stupid to think he would devulge that information when it could be easily traced back to him

>>14229244
do you have any other stories from lately? but yeah that is painful, especially because we all know someone like that.

>>14229244

You knew we wouldn't heed the warning though.

>>14229249
>>14229254
>>14229256
Stay tuned. I have a pretty funny one involving a drunk guy

not cool indeed. but let's not forget he made this situation. from the first tantrum she threw the he and mom gave into, until now. no one to blame but himself, and mom. any reasonable parent has a kid the totals a car because they don't like it equals "you done fucked up kid no more free cars for you" i feel for the guy, but again he made this!

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>>14229115
Fuuuuuckkkk... Well here's some OC dad humor to dull the rage

>>14229270
No I don't want to go to sleep or anything

>>14229253
>implying that bitch doesn't mainline facebook like it was cocaine

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>>14229270

Hyped.

thanks for reminding me that the world is full of shitty people OP

>>14229023
Shut up, you know that's not fair to do to a kid

>>14229280
>Ohhh shit that seems like an easy way to figure it out
>realize I'd be searching for girls with mustangs
>probably wouldn't figure out shit

>>14229280
that's the kind of girl that is going to mainline cocaine like it is facebook in college
>they are usually pretty decent lays too
>quite easy

>>14229299
Fuck off cuck

>>14229115
What a cuck. When I'm a dad my kids are gunna get next to nothing for free.

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>>14229040

>>14229314
You shut up
What if the wreck want their faul? You're seriously going to punish your kid because some drunk guy t boned their car?

>>14229299
Nigger I rode the bus 'till I could buy a car. It's not hard.

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That poor, poor man.

>>14229319
>im gonna make my kids suffer for no reason!
>Im gonna charge my kid rent in my own home!
I feel bad for whatever is unlucky enough to be conceived by you

This thread went all "BACK IN MY DAY I HAD TO WALK 200 MILES UPHILL THROUGH THE RIVER STYX TO GO TO SCHOOL" pretty quickly

>>14229331
It really is
If you have the means , there's no reason not to buy your kid a car when they hit 18
It's fun to go shopping and watch them grow into young car enthusiasts

>>14229325
>You're seriously going to punish your kid because some drunk guy t boned their car?
No, my kid isn't getting a brand fucking new car on my dime.

>>14229325
Stop imagining what if scenarios to defend a stupid whore you massive faggot, you disgust me.

>>14229344
When did I say that you idiot >>14229348
I'm not defending the daughter

>>14229348
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>>14229040

>>14229356
Just good ole butthurt

>IT : everyone thinks that if you buy your child one thing they instantly turn into spoiled brats
You kind of have 16-18 years there to nurture them to be a good smart person
I guess it's good you guys already know you're bad parents

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>>14229355
>When did I say that you idiot
I DON'T KNOW THIS IS TOO CONVOLUTED POST DOGS

So something less rage-inducing

>Working on the weekend when I am greeted by the all too familiar sight of a super redneck looking guy with his dip in walking on the lot to look at trucks
>give him a few minutes to look around and then walk over to see if I can help him out
>as I walk up to the guy I am fucking smacked in the face from the smell of booze
>this guys smells like he's been soaking in a barrel of cheap whiskey for about a week
>this is literally a "there is no way you are not an alcoholic" odor
>dude keeps up with the conversation well enough, but can tell from his eyes that he is having to put some work into it
>he found a chevy work truck he is really interested in, asks me if we can test drive
>I take his DL and ask him straight out "hey man, are you ok?"
>dude laughs and sheepishly says "honestly man....i am a little fucked up, could you just drive me around in it?"
>laugh myself and go to get us a plate so I can drive this dudes drunk ass around in this pickup truck
>do a quick lap around the block, somewhat worried this guy is going to throw up in the truck before we get back, but all goes better than expected
>get back inside, and the guy says he likes the truck, and wants to buy it
>I ask him if he was planning on financing
>Him; "what, you mean like make payments? fuck no I got csh"
>guy pulls out a 4 inch roll of 100's from his overalls and motions for us to go inside

damn. it isnt too late for the father to put his foot down. he can literally take away the keys and what the fuck is she going to do? cry? I understand this is how the girl was raised but how can a human with a half functioning brain even remotely think this is okay?

>>14229342
>it's hard to ride the bus
Get a load a this goy

>>14229377
Go on. I'm waiting

>>14229377
>"what, you mean like make payments? fuck no I got csh"
fucking redneck magic

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>>14229377
pic related

>>14229383
Not everyone lives in the same area you do, congrats

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>>14229377
>honestly man....i am a little fucked up

>>14229377
So far I'm not feelin' the rage

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>>14229375

I..
Fuck this.

Kinda glad I grew up poor and humle.
Maybe the dad didn't and didn't raise his daughter correctly.
Can't feel bad for the dad for his shitty parenting.

I can only hope that '66 went to a good home at this point.

>>14228818

>go into a dealership for my first car
>asks me what I'm looking for

>"Nothing before a 2007"

>"I'll change that to 2005, its practically the same car"

>"okay"

>phone rings, "hey anon, I have a 2003 here for you"

>go down, check engine light is on, and car doesn't start the first time

>get a call "this car is hot, I need to know what you're going to do because I have three people looking at it right now, and one wants to buy

>"well, if they need a car, and they like it, I don't want to be the guy that keeps them from their dream car, you know?"

>"well, no no...I'm doing a huge favor for you and I want you to have this one."

>>14229392
How the fuck is it that trashy rednecks always have a wad.

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>>14229408
What the... You're not lpg.

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>>14229115

>>14229408
Did LPG's retarded little brother find the thread?

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>>14229408
>mfw I heard this exact spiel about an 04 elantra

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>>14229407
>I can only hope that '66 went to a good home at this point.
>yfw some rich asshole bought and shoved it in his garage to look at once in a while
>yfw it won't be driven like the car it should be
>yfw it sits so long the carburetors varnish an it never drives again.

>>14229407
You can get spoiled and not be a shitty person as long as you appreciate it. The girl... well, did not.

Goddamn, how can one person be so weak? I dont expect the average man to have the strength of Arthur Wellesly, but come on, CONTROL YOUR SPAWN!

>>14229407
Shit, I grew up rich and humble. My dad always said to value what you have and never take any of this for granted.

The dude just spoiled his daughter without any discipline and it bit him in the ass for it. Part of me feels bad for having such a cuntasaurus rex for a child, part of me also say it's his parenting that led to this behavior.

>>14229377
>we get inside and go to write up the deal, but I go flag down my sales manager
>explain that while I don't think anything underhanded is going on, I am not sure we can sell a truck to this guy because he is fucking waster
>my manager goes to talk tot e guy
>Manager: "hello Earl (yes his name was earl) I need to talk to you real quick about this sale
>manager proceeds to ask him if he is intoxicated
>Earl: "Son, I am drunk enough to fuck a fat chick with the lights on, but I need me a pickup truck for work"
>manager explains that we legally can't complete the sale if he is drunk
>asks his wife comes down and signs, can we do it that way
>he pulls out an old flip phone and calls his wife
>earl: "Sue, you started drinking yet? Well don't, the man at the car lot needs ya sober, gt down here"
>its like 2 in the afternoon, and this guy literally told his wife to NOT start drinking so we can have a sober party to complete the contract of sale
>wife gets in about an hour later
>both of them are pretty cool as rednecks tend to be
>wife cracks joke about them both being functional alcoholics
>complete paperwork, give earl's wife the keys, tell him they can switch out when they get off our lot
>Earl laughs and says she can drive him home, he wants to go get a 12 pack of coors light

fucking rednecks, I love em

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>>14228918
>>14228974
>>14229040
>>14229115
Sweet jesus

>>14229412
We don't like credit and the government spying on us, so we always keep cash.

We're always strapped too, a gun is always within a few feet.

Source: am redneck.

>>14229393
>>14229437
>Manager: "hello Earl (yes his name was earl
As in Earl(y)?

HOLY SHIT WE'RE ON TO SOMETHING HERE

Definitely going to need a compilation of this story

so how much comission have you gotten off this from that cunt?

>>14229437

Ah a nice pallet cleanser.

>>14229448
Squidbillies is more true to life than you can ever know

>>14229447
this man speaks the truth

>>14229447
>tfw I have the same values as an American redneck
Why are they always depicted so horribly

>>14229437
>Earl: "Son, I am drunk enough to fuck a fat chick with the lights on, but I need me a pickup truck for work"
KEK
Fucking lost it

>>14229462
Media bias

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>>14229452
hopefully all correct order and everything

The salesman at my work is a fucking idiot

I can't be bothered explaining it other than he does literally the absolute minimum, and thinks he is 'THE MAN'

Just wanted to let some randoms from the other side of the world know my pain

>>14229437
im in sales, and working rednecks are the most reliable customers i swear. i sell jewelry so we push financing like crazy but they never bite or even act like they know what credit is. always such easy sales too, dont try to haggle much or try to check out other stores, look at a few things at their price point and just pick one and get the fuck out of there.


i wish i lived in the south sometimes

>>14229517
Hillbilly here, we do the same shit but we're always broke.

>Still have enough guap for mcdonalds on the way home with the low fuel light on.

>>14228984
>No ones spoils their kid this much
It's wayyyy more common than you think, especially in burgerland

>>14229517
>i wish i lived in the south sometimes
I feel the same, then I remember it's the south

>>14229509
sounds like a salesman i work with, he sells like crazy because he finds ways to weasle himself in on the timid coworkers sales. then he never does the behind the scenes work because he is "THE MAN" as you say.

>>14229508
Voted as "Most Rage Inducing Post of 2016" by Car & Driver

>>14229529
lol exactly, plus this job isnt a career for me, but in my company there are some stores in alabama that have multiple million dollar writers working in a single store. on west coast there is only a couple million dollar writers on the whole coast.

>>14229508
he must try to molest her or some shit and this is how he is keeping her quiet.

yall read lolita right

>>14229531
Mine is the only salesman at my place, so he pretty much only sells to people who come in wanting things right now

>>14229517
>>14229529
>>14229543

I actually love living in the south. cost of living is super cheap, and the Raleigh/Durham/Chapel Hill area is actual a pretty legit place to live

>>14229555
smart on his part

sucks for everyone else.

does he have a goatee

>>14229115
>>14229040
>tfw I want a daughter
If i'm buying her a car it's going to be an ancient (by then) Silvia. If she doesn't like she can buy her own shit

>>14229565
Yes. Yes he does

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>>14229561
Thanks lpg

>>14229412
meth dealing

>>14229543
>>14229529
The south ain't for everyone. I always avoided areas with blacks and big cities, and live comfortably in a cabin in the mountains.

We do get the rich hipsters and suburbanites who come to the area because "dude nature and mountains" but they tend to be decent folk and bring in money.

3-4 small factories enploy almost my entire town. Which gets a little scary given any one of them closes and a 1/4 the town loses their jobs and has to go back to the farms, or move to the cities.

I'm fucking glad I own my own business, and I keep expanding.

>>14229577
dude
posting that Pepe is punishable by DEATH PENALTY

>>14229561
Shit, you're on the other side of the state from me.

>>14229584
Not trying to sound like a duck buy how is the market for educated jobs in the more rural areas
Medical, optometrists , lawyer,
That sort of thing

>>14229517
>look at a few things at their price point and just pick one and get the fuck out of there.

That's me, but I should shop around more and try to get better prices. I just hate if i'm with someone shopping and they want to spend 40 minutes in one store and then still go to 10 other and not fucking buy something.

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>>14229040
>So
>I
>had
>to
>sell
>it
>He fucking sold his dream car to get enough money for a down payment on a 2013 V6 Mustang for this thunder cunt

My god, that's just so horrible.
I had to sell a classic car to get though university due to lack of cash, it still haunts me to this day.

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>>14229577
psh what a fag with that fake pepe

>>14229339
No rent until they are 26, but no sweet 16 cars and none of that bullshit financing crap. If my kids get a car, it'll be a decent shitmobile that I will make them pay a good portion of. Gift cars are over-rated, you never feel like it's truly yours unless you've spent some time working and saving up for it.

>>14229593
You always nees more. Plenty of people have to drive 40 minutes to 2 hours to a city to find these sorts of people. Recently a dentist opened up where I lived, and his office was flooded with patients for a month.

>>14229606
Nah. You're in the wrong

hurry lpggg

>>14229595
same here. ill usually stick to one place.

i had a guy the other day that came into my store three times in one day looking at something 40$, which i would have made 1 percent of that if i actually sold it, then he decided to leave and drive thirty minutes to another mall.

we call them professional time wasters

>>14229339
>teaching your children how to work for shit is suffering
Are you kidding me? Children should know what money is and how to handle it earlier than they do now. And the parents aren't any better because most of them coddle everyone and never give any meaningful life lessons.

I had to fucking fight my parents to let me get a part time job to save up for shit I wanted in high school

>>14229614
>professional time wasters
At least you are only losing a few hours

try dealing with shit heads who waste days of your time over multiple months

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WAIT WAIT WAIT.


Is the daughter hot?

>>14229618
Not everyone is in the same situation as you

Not every one matures the same way or needs to go through the same things

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>>14228918
>>14228974
>>14229040
>>14229115
He deserved it for being a cuck and not telling that cunt to reel her fucking neck in. Should've just paid a bunch of niggers a couple bucks to gang rape her - teach her a valuable lesson in money management.

>>14229621
sometimes we get customers that will cocktease us for a month or so but it never makes or breaks our sales either way, i cant imagine selling cars. it seems too high pressure.
my sales technique is to just bore the customer into buying something by spacing out at the fountain in the mall.
and it works, im consistently #2/5

does your job make you just swarm on people instantly?

>>14229140
back to /pol/

>>14229606
Well maybe if you didn't come from a poorfag family you'd understand why parents buy cars for their kids at 16
>hmm, lets make them work 3-4 summers to save up 3 grand that could be better used as their spending money on a shitheap from the 90s!
>No, buying them a new, safe car that isn't half rusted through is too difficult! I want to have them suffer!
I was gifted a car at 16, I loved the thing. The best way to do it is you get them a nice first car and if they crash it they're driving around in a civic next

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>>14228984
Dude I worked at frys electronics, and you will NOT BELIEVE how many spoiled screaming tubby 12 yearolds i saw making their parents buy them a top of the line $2200 gaming PC build for MINECRAFT..
FUCKING MINECRAFT
America is something else man

>>14229655
But hes right...

>>14229611
You've got your own values, I guess.
Buying kids cars is stupid. They can save up and buy it with my assistance when they are 18. The extra time it takes means retarded kids won't be on the roads.

>>14229657
and porn..
gotta have an i7 for porn now adays

>>14229664
When did I say buy them a car at 16
And do you live in America? Driving is a right at this point unless you want your kid to sit at home doing nothing

>>14229657
there's no such thing as a good pre built

a 400$ laptop with an a10 would be all they needed

>>14229628
I'm aware.
What i'm saying is the average teenager is an idiot with money and the average parent is a coddling twat.

>>14229656
>these implications
You aren't from a well off family, it's just that you and your family are cucks and fell for the kids driving to school meme.

>>14229653
Not really. We are in a high enough traffic area that our sale staff is usually always pretty busy.

Besides, you sacrifice a lot by swarming. it's far more informative to watch someone browse for 15-20 minutes, and see what car they end up coming back to

If a person is a stupid weak bitch there is no point trying to help them. They will always be a stupid weak bitch.

>>14229675
You're operating under the assumption that we are having a one on one conversation. I'm not American, but there are people talking about buying literal children a car

>>14229686
>tfw you know we're lpg works
>tfw he was a bro and steered you away from a problematic truck
>tfw he talked about his mercadies with you

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>>14229702
I can only dream to meet LPG.

If the tales are to be believed, he looks like this, correct?

Honestly if I had a daughter like that I'd get her a fucking Geo and tell her if she wrecks it she's not getting another car until she gets a job.
Dad needs balls.

>>14229437
>being this much of an uptight girl
dude please. who cares if hes drunk.

>>14229706
if his personality was visible that is what it would look like
who knew 05-10 auto frontiers were garbage

>>14229707
>>14229551

>>14229339
I took the fucking bus until just recently, and my sister had a lot of leeway, totalling two cars before my mom telling her on more. You'd bend over backwards for your kids then you're stting them up to be spoiled fucks who don't want to work for anything. I hope you're a parent and bend over backwards so you can have no money to yourself and argue with your kid every day.

>>14229342
> it's so hard
dude i didnt have a car until i was 25
fuck off

>>14229551
top fucking kek. might not even be his daughter just some fuck toy.

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why live

>be me
>dad says I can't get my learners permit or licence untill I get a job
>live in a retirement city in va so lol no jobs
>be 17 and get job at Kmart
>gets learners
>spends 3 months pay on a 91 auto tercel
>fucking head gasket blows the day before my driveing exam
>drive it anyway
>test goes great gets back to the dmv
>car was over heating the entire time but what ever finally have my licence at 18
>drive car home kind of at 15 mph
>have guy pick up car and scrap it for 60$
>get job at wallmart
>save 2months pay and put down payment on a 04 xterra
>currently owe 1k on xterra its in great shape and all my belts pumps and shit have been done by me with my own money


I don't understand why parents help kids so much I have litterly had no help not even a ride to work

>>14229724
I understand you did it yourself, and that is fine, but if your parent's had offered to buy you a car would you have accepted? or would you rather "done it yourself?"

>>14229734
I grew up broke as fuck and I firmly believe in doing everything myself I was the smallest line man in my schools district and also one of the best.
kids will never learn anything if shits handed to them I'm 20 a support maniger at my local wallmart a low milage car and my own apartment with my girl I appreciate every penny I have and everything I've ever owned

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>>14229756

>>14229600
holy shit fukken saved

>>14229734

As an ignorant teenager, most people would have said, "fuck yeah I'll take it". But now, as someone with more experience, and understands the benefits and values of earning things yourself, I'd gladly do it myself.

I spent 12 months without a vehicle just to afford my truck. It sucked at times but now I view it as well worth it. It's a feeling that can't be replicated with a gift and offers lessons that you can't gain otherwise.

>>14229770
>tfw vin bros on your side
>tfw vin bro ran the vin on the xterra I bought

>>14229777

You don't happen to be that guy who lives in, if I recall, a rural area and you were looking for a cheap 4x4 and decided on an XTerra are you?

Either way, glad to have helped out. Seems it worked out nicely for you.

>>14229756
>>14229770
I worked shit jobs for 5 years of my life too, that taught me the value of money as well. now though, I understand that you appreciate when people give you things, and that it's ok to accept them.

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>>14229780
I am :) its a verry nice ride compared to the tercel and its still brand new inside and out. Lifes great thanks to strict parenting /o/ and my girl pushing me to do better.

>>14229782

Oh I definitely agree with this. But in addition to earning something big on your own. Too often, especially with kids, it serves as a replacement and they never get that experience and wisdom that comes with respecting money and valuing your own work.

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>THIS
>FUCKING
>THREAD

>>14229794

Now that's great news. Very happy for you. I love seeing good things come to those who are deserving.

Now go best the shit out of it and get it stuck in a huge mud puddle where it'll die.

LPG at least tell us whas teh gurl hot or not?

>>14229800
not until the summer after I lift her

also take note of the 3 black ice trees on the mirror

>>14229812

Hell yeah, man. I've got a collection in mine too. I might just let it get so big it blocks my view.

>>14229830
that's the plan I leave my hoodie in my car and every one asks what cologine/ laundry detergent I use

>>14229856

Yeah my buddy always tells me it smells like armpits. He means deodorant. I agree smells like some new scent by Old Spice.

>>14229856
I know that feel.

I spent $110 on a bottle of Acqua di Parma cologne... found that people like the smell of black ice better.

>>14229867
when your life becomes an /o/ meme
thank you for everything man :) I really owe you

>>14229872

Better than becoming a /b/ meme.

You're very welcome.

>>14229871
black ice makes a spray br/o/

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>>14228835

Thumbs up this comment if still typing in 2016 u faggot nigger

> parents are rich
> tired of begging for rides or waiting for the bus
> "why don't you ride your bike then?"

Thanks Mom, that's how I stopped being a fatass.

> bought myself a $1000 shitbox at 24

Now my sister wants a free Prius "because he gets to have a car".

>>14229299
Easy b8.

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>>14229040

>>14229093
fito?

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pls tell me this is a fake

>>14229902
>story of my life
i just financed getting a chevy malibu (becuase it was cheap and saves gas) and now my younger brother who is the last of the 4 children in my family is getting a 2016 chevy camaro "because he found a way to get a car"

itt: basement dwellers getting upset over normal shit

>>14229964
>normal

shouldn't you been sucking some cock, stacy?

Wonder what the year on the Corolla was

>>14229964
>seeing the slow painful death of a man is normal shit
what do you do for a living? Are you the guy in the hospitals who administers the chemo?

>>14229964
nah, you don't end up with a shitty daughter overnight.
dad deserves it

>>14229974
probably a 15 or 14

If this guy has such a shutty daughter can you imagine what his wife (assuming shes not an ex) is like?

Holy shit...how is that guy not drowning in whiskey at this point?

>>14228986
>Like you want to take that guy and just talk to him

Why would he want to help a cuck?

>>14229112

Dude, it wasn't a joke.

Your comment was on the same levels as the whores that pop in and say "femanon here" when it has nothing to do with the discussion.
No one cares.

>>14229148

That's the best part, Anon.

>2016
>not beating your wife

I mean COME ON!

>>14229184
>she finds someone to marry her and lets face it gents we might be desperate but no sane man is that desprate

You think her father was a sane man?

If I ever end up having kids I will keep going until one of them is male.

You know i wondered how people could murder their families and suicide

Now i dont

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>>14229115

This is why we need another world war.

>>14229462

Jews that want you to wallow in debt and despair for your existence.

Pretty much what >>14229482
said, though.

>>14229527

Get over it Europoor.

Just because your cucks don't have the money or resources to do this shit doesn't mean you're any better.

Tales from the crypt dealer

Brb killing self after seeing this thread

>>14229597
>I had to sell a classic car to get though university

Was it worth it?

>>14230123
don't kill yourself, it's not worth it

>>14229980
it was a 14

>>14229635

>paying niggers to rape

>>14229724
>dad says I can't get my learners permit or licence untill I get a job

>be 17 and get job at Kmart

What was the point if you could have gotten your license at 18 without any of the bullshit?

>>14229956
>because he found a way to get a car

What do you mean?

>>14229162
A father her, and when you love your child you raise them not to be shit. Its a daily, no hourly job. Its constant.

This guy is a horrible father and deserves everything he is going through.

>>14229508
what app or whatever do you use to do that?

>>14230192

Looks like MSPaint you functional retard.

>>14230125
Not him but its never worth it

>>14230125
>>14230208
>getting some shitty degree instead of traveling the open roads of the USA in your classic car, working for food and gas

>>14230203
>i can't tell from the aspect ratio alone that this hasn't been screen capped from a normal pc

and i'm the functional retard?

looks a lot like this is off their phone/tablet..

>>14230203
That text rendering isn't Windows. Looks like an iPad or something.

>>14228918
New mustang? No.
New bus pass? Yes

>>14228918
>>14228974
>>14229040
>>14229115

> Dad already has taken out life insurance on his daughter.
> Dad knows she will kill herself in an accident.
> Dad buys back 66 Mustang.
> Two birds. One stone.

You should give out small books with these stories illustrated

>>14229040

this is why you need to beat your children once in a while.

>>14230125
>Was it worth it?

Well, put it this way - you made the choice between becoming a financially responsible adult with an employable skill set, versus working a shitty ass job for the rest of your life and barely scrapping enough money together to maintain your classic car.

By playing the long game, you'll be able to afford another classic car further down the track with the assets that your degree gains you anyway.

Wow. Note to self. Do not read LPG stories in the morning.

I'm already stressed =/
Whew breathe anon, breathe

Someone add this to the LPG mega compilation

>>14230321
someone post LPG mega compilation

>>14230365
no idea, but here is my favourite thread
http://archive.4plebs.org/o/thread/10430007

>>14229437

>Coors light

Absolutely disgusting.

>>14230371
thanks, was great. Anyone got more ?

>>14230230
>photoshop

>>14230221
>cropping

>>14230675
just check the archives for threads made by LPG

>>14229462
If (all) American rednecks were not racist there would probably be some sort of bro-ship between American rednecks and legit self-made business black guys.
>Both love Jesus
>Both would be down to fuck some chubby white women
>Both think the government and cops are sketchy as fuck
>Both are pretty careful with money

>>14230792
Believe it or not, most I've met aren't racist (coming from a hispanic dude btw). It's all part of that media portrayal/stereotype.