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>tfw cross 100 km on odometer

>tfw only guy in Europe with an Escalade

Anyone else enjoy driving pigfat American cars? Pic related
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>>14173324
Nobody else?
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I do, but I'm American.
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lots of folks do just don't want to admit it
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Yuropoors will need them for mobile homes in a few years when the entire region goes bankrupt like Greece.
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>>14173324

Did you originally buy that new Anon? i didn't even know you could buy Escalades in Europe.

Don't they tax the hell out of those? seems like it would've actually been cheaper to buy a Land Rover or something.
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>>14173535
>implying
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Albertan (basically American) and seeing lifted truck faggots all over the road has made me hate pigfat cars.
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>>14173559
>stop liking what i don't like

Maybe you should recheck your definition of freedom before you call yourself "basically American"
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>>14173324
I'm stoked that you bought an Escalade in Yurop. A big "Fuck You!" to all the uptight assholes who think of themselves as modest people.

What country are you in again? Do you live/work in an urban area? Or more rural or suburban?
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>>14173543
I'm rich so who gives a shit. I'm actually an American living in Europe so I figured I would shitpost irl

>>14173559
>>14173942
You should lift your truck higher, cut your converter off, and blow stacks of freedom in their face

>>14173984
I have dual citizenship with the US and EU. Bought lots of land in Spain and got my citizenship that way. Now I live in Switzerland near Zurich.
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>>14174268
I'm jelly. You should put a few 12"s in there and drive around bumpin rap all day.
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>>14173324
100km from just under 1/2 tank
W H Y
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>>14174268
what do you do?

I go to germany once a year for work, last time I had an audi A4 and felt like a total pleb as every other car on the road was a merc/bmw/audi
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>>14174268
>American living in Europe so I figured I would shitpost irl

Cannot stress the related pic enough. If i was there and had the Money i would drive a Viper around.
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>>14174281
I'm not a nigger, anon. I do bump Kendrick Lamar tho

>>14174449
I drive like an asshole?

>>14174458
Yeah, even the taxi caps are S class mercedes.

>>14174666
They would try to fight you over German superior engineering.
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>>14174268
>I have dual citizenship with the US and EU
'splain
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>>14175311
Born in 9ne country, naturalized in the other
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>Thinking that you are the only one with a big murrican car in EU
>smugAnimeFace.png
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>>14177177
That's a funny looking BRZ.
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>>14173324
I see Suburbans and Escalades on the Autobahn suprisingly often. Amazingly they're always also blasting along at at least 100 mph. Seems like once you can afford one of those you don't care about fuel bills either.
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>>14174666

Thiiiiiis. Holy fuck get a snek
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>>14173324
One time when visiting Belgium, for the second time in my teenage years, I happened upon a 70s land barge in the middle of Ghent. In-fucking-explicably driven down old tiny alleyways and in the middle of this square which looked like tiny euro cars struggled to get into.
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>>14177177
They use American cars as cop cars there?
Wow you guys are cucks
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>>14177319
>tfw only 3 used sneks in my country
>tfw they're all verts
If I had 50k to drop on a car that would try to kill me on every corner, I totally would though.
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>>14177334
No, someone simply imported an ex cop car. As butt tight as the Brits are about everything else, they really don't care about road legality and apparently even leaving the light bar on is something they can let slip.
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>>14177334
>They use American cars as cop cars there?
No, they use small yuroshit.
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>>14177360
It's pretty obvious that it's not an official British cop car, so I guess that's why.
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>>14177362
>Superbird
>couldn't even outrun a Skoda
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>>14173535
Boy you really have no idea how economics works do you
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>>14177319
>>14177351
>>14177326
>>14177319
I fucking hate parking. That's the only complaint. I was trying to get some Mövenpick Ice Cream over on Theaterstrasse 8 and all these Krauts just stare at you while they whisk by on their bikes.

Anyone familiar with Zurich near the lake on 17 will know exactly what I'm talking about.
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>>14177380
It's not that he couldn't, just that yurofags are so conditioned to conceding that he didn't even try.
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Op what else do you drive?
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>>14177415
Your mom
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>>14173324
>tfw only guy in Europe with an Escalade

eh no you are not...
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>>14177430
Certainly feels like it. It's hard cucking you fags because the muzzies here are too much competition.
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>>14177441
I saw a white Escalade in my city once. It just looked hilariously out of place.
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Im still driving the chevy colorado my dad bought me in high school im good with not having a car payment even tho im making good money escalades are for soccer moms tho
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MORE MORE

i fucking love these out of place cars
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>>14177464
Fellow Dutchfag, right? I saw a first-gen snek once...
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>>14177470
yes. i saw this on streetview
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>>14177481
There was this huge American landbarge near me for a long time, right in the centre of the city. Haven't seen the thing for a long time now, sadly, and never snapped a pic either.
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>>14173324
Gf has an Escalade.
It's okay but I hate the fact that she likes it.
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>>14177485
where was it at?
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>>14177512
Groningen, which makes it even funnier imo. Not many people that care about cars around here, let alone people that drive big old landbarges.
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>>14173324
The worst luxury suv money can buy.
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>>14177449
New gen or old generation?
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>>14177518
>Not many people that care about cars around here.

this couldnt be more true. the only modified cars i see is shitty riced stuff.

its like no one cares.
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>>14177523
One of the 2007+ models, I think. Not the newest gen, that's for sure. It was a while ago.
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>>14173324
only niggers drive escalades
>>14177494
your gf probably likes BBC too
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>>14177537
>>14177521
Kill yourself faggot. I drive an Escalade. I will fuck your face if given the opportunity. I don't give a fuck.
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>>14177539
Im sure you listen to coon toons also
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>>14177539
How does it feel to have paid extra money for a rebadged Silverado with roof over the bed and some more fake wood inside?
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>>14177539
stop chimping out, tyrone.
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>>14177530
A friend of mine has a 2nd gen pre-facelift Clio RS Cup with the sticker package on it, that thing's pretty hilarious.
Also there's EPS Uitlaten/USA Engines B.V. here up north, who tend to have some pretty unique projects from time to time.
That's pretty much it though, sadly. They're out there, but rare.
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>>14177546
Only thing I tune is pussy
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>>14177539
You could've gotten any other suv. A fucking fully loaded 4runner would be a better choice. But you ignored the better interior of the range rover, the better engine in the g63 and said "I want the biggest slowest ugliest least comfortable worse handling and the worst all wheel drive."
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>>14177537
Escalades are white culture appropriated by niggers

I have one
My mom has one
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>>14177558
How does it feel to be a nigger?
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>>14177555
And don't you forget it.

>>14177547
Feels pretty good man.
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>>14177547
Theres not even wood in it. Theres like two 1'x1.5" strips of the fakest wood I've ever seen on the dash. The fake wood in an accord looks more authentic.
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>>14177555
I hate luxury SUVs but...
>worst all wheel drive
It's 4wd dipshit and at least the escalade is actually a truck as opposed to everything else you listed except the 4runner which doesn't compete with escalades.
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>all these euro fags mirin OP's car and getting all Merkel'd
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>>14177590
Escalades are litteraly trailer park tier bro come on now.
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commence slow dump
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>>14177601
You know Escalades are like 90K now right?
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>>14177575
You've obvioysly never driven a g63 or range rover. The 4wd in those two cars are better then the escalade by miles.you can't even lock the diffs in the escalade unlike the range and the merc which both have better ground clearance and approach angles. I love luxury suvs. But theres no excuse for buying an escalade over anything
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>>14177611
A base model Escalade costs €166660 here.
ONE-HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SIX THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SIX EUROS. For a fucking BASE MODEL.
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>>14177611
And they still cant sell you a good suv for all of that.
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>>14177614
It's hard to consider the G-Class a luxury SUV either. Essentially it's a utility brick decked out in fancy materials and new bumpers until people thought it looked expensive.
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>>14177637
A Finn with a riced Camaro who's also a New Jersey fan? Wat?
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Rather angry 454cid under the hood if I remember correctly.
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>>14177530
>>14177549
>>14177518
I want to go to a Dutch meet so bad, but no one is into cars here in NL.
Any of you guys near Rotterdam?
I need car friends..
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>>14177622
>>14177625
You don't like the magnetic suspension?
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>>14177657
Sorry, middle of nowhere up north here. Also a nocar faggot for now, sadly.
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`Murica, fuck yeah!
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>>14177665
Sucks man...
I'm a poor student, but I have a 86 Celica I'm trying to learn to work on until it's allowed back on the road in March.
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>>14177643
Yeah, I know. It was kinda surprising.
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>>14177634
I agree whole heartedly on the utility aspects of the design. Its as tall as a lifted jeep, the torque steer under hard acceleration is appalling, the doors HAVE to be slammed the driving position is too high in my opinion and the transmission handles the power well but has annoying shift points and when in semi auto, its slow to respond. However the amg interior is actually pretty nice. Mercs tend to have the best bolstering and lumbar which are adjustable which is nice. The interior can be fitted with carbon fibre trim but it looks terrible so go with the piano black. All that said. You can't compare an escalade to a merc or range. They're just not in the same league.
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>>14177658
Its way too soft for an escalade. Its great in the corvette. But the escalade needs airbags or something because its unacceptable.
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>>14174268
> In rich so I bought a big enough chunk of Spain for then to consider me Spanish.
> Now I fucking tear up Switzerland with my Murrican steel because fuck it.
You seem like eh pretty cool guy. Not really a jerk by American standards (except Occupy LOLtists).

Do many Euros think you're a jerk?
Do you have a gun?
What are Swiss plebs like?
Is the refugee situation having an effect on their lives?
On your life?

Have a pic of my Ameripleb shitboxes
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>>14177678
I do at least have a bit of experience with my dad's '96 Passat, but I'd really like to just get my own car to wrench on.
Also pics of Celica?
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>>14177729
1. No, they think it's awesome seeing this car drive around. To them it's like seeing some weird euro car driving in the states.

2. No

3.Swiss in germanbro part are awesome. French and Italian side can fuck back off. Especially the dirty French. They ruined Geneva.

4. Not really.

5. Only worried they might steal my shit. Don't really bother with them.

I'm not really a dick, I'm just playing it up.
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>>14174890
>They would try to fight you over German superior engineering.
They can keep it. Look at this pic. No one would claim this is superior engineering. This is just excessive - that's American engineering.
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>>14177760
bu-but muh German engineering
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>>14173324
>tfw only guy in Europe with an Escalade
you wish lmao
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>>14177657
>Dutch meet
probably beer drinking normies.
and i still suck at getting my licence i had at least 25 lessons and i still suck.

that and also this bitch cant teach me shit.
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>>14177760
If the entire point in American engineering is to make things excessive and wasteful, you can keep it likewise.
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>>14177816
And the entire point of German engineering is to make things complex and expensive.
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>>14177745
This was last summer, when I took it to the Nurburgring.
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>>14177868
And yet they're cheaper to run unless you dedicate decades of national politics towards keeping fuel prices and taxes harmfully low.
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>>14177781
You can't ignore my girth
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>>14177878
Nice, I'd imagine that was fun.
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>>14177796
Where are you located?
Don't worry about taking many lessons, your not Dagumi right away man.
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>>14177880
Is this what you actually believe?

The eurocuck meme is real.
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>>14177796
Meh, I'm taking way more lessons than I should because I might as well get the experience behind the wheel.

Also because I'm genuinely diagnosed with a mental disorder there's a lot of additional bullshit I need to pass before I can get my license, so that's always fun.
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>>14177887
Scary, actually. Slow too.
Taking a car around the Ring that had been sitting for 16 years just a year ago is quite the experience.

Yeah, I was overtaken by a 60's Volvo too.
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>>14177892
Drenthe.

at least i have licence AM

fucking high standard test they have here. literally one mistake and you can do it all over again.

IM SUPER PISSED
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>>14177921
Sounds like quite the adventure.
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>>14177921
Is it a 1.8t? Do Euros even use non-synthetic oil ever?
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>>14177908
It's the truth. Enjoy your crumbling roads and ticket-financed unmarked police forces.
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>>14177760
hey just because the Germans are too whipped to make an attempt
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>>14177949
I have the 1.6 ST notchback (a boot instead of a liftback)

a flying 86 hp.
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>>14177405
>super bird
>in the snow
yea that sounds like it would work out well
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>>14177953
Always sad watching Europeons pretend like they know what it's like here.
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>>14177620
Not gonna lie I find it hysterical a mid 2000s Lincoln is at that show.
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>>14177537
>your gf probably likes BBC too
That's why she's with me anon
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>>14177816
>If the entire point in American engineering is to make things excessive and wasteful,

But what if its not? we make some of the smallest most compact performance V8s in the world some of which are smaller and weigh less while achieving the same amount of power as Nissan's V6 in the R35

We prefer lower horsepower per liter because we know its more reliable than high-horsepower per liter (on NA cars anyway) and eventually having to replace every little thing on the engine.

Its ultimately how a lot of our cars ended up winning European endurance races simply because we spent less time fixing our cars and more time actually driving.

>C5R
>Viper GTSR
>Saleen S7R
>Ford GT40 (not american but american engine)
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>>14177781
>I am retarded the picture

srsly you need to be a fucking idiot to think this is over engineered
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>>14177537
>not knowing that Type R is a negroid
>being this new
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>>14173324
>280km/h
>in a fucking Escalade
That's wishful thinking, at best.
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>>14173324

lel no

At least where I live there are 3. Two are from football players.
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>>14178094
1000HP TT kit and g2g
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>>14178125
Too fat
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>>14178125
>280km/h on a car with the aerodynamics of a brick
Yeah, no.
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>>14178131
>>14178130
I didnt say it would turn.
With enough money and salt flats you could do it.
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>>14177605
Scott is that you
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>>14178131
x5m with a few simple mods ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv9YiX6TxBM
gumball rally had one that was doing silly speeds iirc
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>>14178131
>280kph

Bah, slow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtuVxi6hMqI#t=03m15s
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>>14178224
Could probably hit that speed just by turning up the boost. Those cone with twin Garrett turbos right?
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>>14178240
http://www.bimmerboost.com/content.php?1157-BMW-twin-turbo-V8-analysis-Power-potential-tuning-performance-and-architecture-of-the-N63-and-S63-motors
this sight has hint that a bigger turbo could be used due to a hot v combined with some funky manifold
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>>14178065
>Timing change replacement
>step one, remove engine.

Yeah no thanks.
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>>14178131
The G65 is limited to 240kph and it pulls like nothing until then. It'd easily do 280, if tires existed that could cope (from a manufacturer's perspective, before you go all autistic)
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>>14178325
I wouldn't dare try that. I drove a g63 and the torque steer under acceleration is ridiculous. And the way it sways in the wind like a tall building is butthole clenching.
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>>14178364
Sounds a bit like badly inflated tires. I'd do it, if I got the opportunity. I won't, so, eh...
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>>14177362
fug da polis
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>>14178378
Its the offroad suspension and offroad tires. Even at the correct psi which they were, theres just too much play in the sidewalls for me to trust on a top speed run. Unless i was at VAGs testing site.
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>>14178601
>too much play in the sidewalls for me to trust on a top speed run


That's why I was talking about specifically made tires. The one it comes with are made so that you could actually go a slight bit offroad, I believe. As that's what it's being advertised as.
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>>14178629
Exactly. If it was equipped with proper amg performance wheels and appropriately sized rubber i would have less qualms about maxing it. The torque steer on launch is another story.
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OP here. Added this magnificent piece of car flare today. What do you euro fags think?
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>>14179553

Going full burgerstand i see
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>>14179564
Only letters I need to know are "U, S, and A"
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>>14179553
Lol
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Given the opportunity to, I'd love to drive a fuckhuge American (or Aussie equivalent) land barge on a long trip.
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>>14173984
>x100
Disgusting
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>>14180204
Replace your muffler with a didgeridoo
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>>14180845
maximum IRL shitposting
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>>14180852
I don't know why someone hasn't done it yet
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>>14180945
True
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>>14180845
Lel
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>>14180204
Believe me when i say dont do it in an escalade or any other giant suv. You will fall asleep at the wheel. Im serious. I drove an escalade 4 hours and i could not keep it on the road.
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I like how fat and bulky the Trax is unlike Jap crossovers.
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>>14177334
they had a supercharged Dodge dart here in Iceland back in the day. cops here weren't allowed to leave their area of service so it was a pretty big thing that people in Reykjavík would blaze it to the next town. however the nearest town is where that Dart was posted so it must have costed some driving licences
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>>14184742
That's a charger
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>>14186239
no it's a dart
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>>14186312
That's a charger you retard
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>>14178153
It would run out of gas before it got to its top speed, fairly sure that would actually happen
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>>14173324
Russia is not a Europe.
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>>14173535
I know you're just a troll, but one of the reasons why Europe's economy isn't as vibrant as America's is because europeans tend to not buy on credit, and save their money. You could crash the European economy and it wouldn't be that terrible, it's really in the wealthier (more similar to America) parts that there would be problems, and they have much more responsible fiscal policies plus a much better culture with money.

Basically they'd do a lot better than us because they're not obsessed with buying shit they can't afford.

Still couldn't fight Russia for shit without us though, so there goes all that good stuff. What's the point if you let Putin cuck you?
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>>14177878

TFW i go to the nurbuergerking every summer with friendos (pic from last year)

we should do an /o/ meet. this year i'll take a twingo MK1 for the lulz (yes, really).
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>>14190432
That would be amazing. Although the 400km drive without A/C was hard but I was having too much fun to care.
/o/ meet at the Nurburgring? that would be amazing.. We should all go for a ride on the Ring together.. guaranteed crashes..
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>>14190874
kk mooi ding m8
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>>14190874
>>14190432
Sounds fun. I wouldn't like to go full crash-mode though.
A car would be preferred over a bike I guess?
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>>14177441
>cucking you fags

Lol we have escallades over here too, they're called range rovers

Also your clearly in the military living in germany that got his hands on the car somehow

Have fun risking your life for Isreal
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>>14174268
>I live in Switzerland near Zurich.

This is the American/Swiss cuck defending American cars ages a while back saying "I'm Swiss" whenever someone would give an argument about euro vs america

Hi m8
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>>14178084
sorry I don't keep up with our special trip friends.
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>>14177565

You're welcome for all the pop culture, whitey.
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>>14190874
>/o/ meet at the Nürburgring
my boy is ready
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>>14191183
*body
what the fuck.
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>>14191183
>/o/ races at the ring
>WRanton is lapped within the end of the second lap
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>>14191183
>>14190874
>>14190432
>>14191204
Will we wait until it's warm again?
Starting a thread now probably is of no use.
>>14191204
Why?
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>>14191230
because he rides a 125cc shitbike and does a lap in like 16 minutes
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>>14173324

I have a friend in Norway who drives an Escalade, it cracks me up imagining someone driving a massive cadi boat in Europe.

You are a rad guy op, don't let anyone tell you otherwise
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>>14191244
Change the suspension and he can cut the green bits.
>YZF-R125? Sumo? Boss Hoss 125 swap?
You could also mpg-mod it for less drag and add one or two doritos.
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>>14191257
bruh it is a WR125 dualsport. no point in polishing a turd.
>tfw no 125cc 2t king of the peasant displacement
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>>14191267
So he _can_ cut the green. Ripping hectic skids and getting mad air also results in stunt points, which can be used via the "boost" mechanism.
Your friend just has to do some serious sphincter clenching around the ergonomically designed switch to activate it.
</funposting>
Chilling at Devil's Diner talking about cars/bikes and taking in the glorious hurrdurrring atmosphere is fun too though.
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>>14191310
>>14191267
until everything is set up i'll have my A2, I promise.
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>>14191334
Do you live near the Ring? Shit roads in and around Bochum, sadly.
Looking forward to it!
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>>14173324
Are you Finnish? Because I've seen a few of them over here with Finnish plates. I seriously doubt you're the only one in EU with one of those
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>>14191338
yeah, I live 40 minutes away (Autobahn) or if you take one of the multiple twisties it takes about 1 hour, depending on how fast you are (how much of a mad cunt you are to overtake in corners) and traffic obviously
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What's quite hilarious is how GERMAN ENGINEERING gets fuckall fuel mileage and power from a fucking humongous V12 engine while murricans make the same more power with less cylinders and better fuel economy.
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>>14173324
When will this LCD instrument cluster meme end?
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>>14191437
When LSD clusters are phased out.
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>>14191183

>>14190874
Celicaguy here, I'm up for it. It is a 400km drive for me though.

But let's do what >>14191230 says and go in summer.
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>>14191405
what do you mean?
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>>14173549
What car is that, anon?
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>>14191494
Twingo first gen
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When i lived in vienna back in 2008 i used to know some dude who drove around in a black escalade

was pretty cool

it's probably still there
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>>14191405
>what is gearing
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>>14191580
I doubt gearing is the only thing that's wrong here. Shit, the 90's Sevilles and Eldorados got better fuel mileage while having more power than a 740 BMW
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>>14173324

>gauge cluster is just a screen

Fuck that.
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>>14191369
So are you yellow Punto anon?
Didn't know you ride a bike as well!
>my gf insisted that we go get groceries, that's why I am late to answer.

>>14191480
Sounds great, let's hope someone actually starts a thread.
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>>14191711
yes m8
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>>14191881
Yamahafags unite!
Sorry, but my car ain't italian.
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>>14177177

There's always something so cringworthy about British people with yank cars.

Don't get me wrong, some of them are very nice. There's a dealer near me specialising in the pick-up trucks that look kinda cool.

No, the problem is the people that tend to drive them:

>40-60 years old
>Fat
>Wears a denim jacket with patches of 50's rock bands
>Fat
>Plays in an Elvis tribute band
>Fat
>Thinks he's a hell's angel but really works in B&Q
>Fat
>Dresses their kids up like cowboys/girls who tells everyone that "We don't like modern music, I'm only 17 but I like (Insert 50's band here)"
>Fat
>Wears sunglasses and hats inside
>Fat
>Loud and obnoxious
>Fat

The cars are fine (Mostly), but the people...
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>>14177360

all fine as long as they're not plugged in come MOT time.
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>>14190352
>...one of the reasons why Europe's economy isn't as vibrant as America's is because europeans tend to not buy on credit, and save their money.
Yeah, and also you have one currency but not one government, and not all of the member countries are completely stable economies and they fuck with the countries that are. But sure, credit card debit probably also has something to do with it.
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>>14191999

>"One currency"
>What is £££?
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>>14173324

I love my barge desu, gif not related but sorta related to the thread
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>>14191931
why don't you ever post in the /dbt/?
or do you?
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>>14180204
I always wanted to make a trip across Europe in a landbarge, like some wondering, vagabond American redneck who got lost in Georgia and wound up in other Georgia.
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>>14192076
Nope, I don't. Don't have a good reason for not doing so, now that I think about it.
I used to lurk them about a year ago though.
Are the circlejerk levels intense or tolerable right now?
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>>14192026
>American car trying to corner
This is why I love them. Every single corner is a fight for your life.
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>>14192186
find out for yourself m8
it really depends on who is awake
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>>14177389
I am more than familiar. I live at Hegibachplatz. And no, I don't know what the fuck you're on about with "on 17" and neither does anyone else here in Züri, foreign kid.
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