ITT: we write to frostbytelsx, in the Texas jail. Dear

>>11242144
faggot

Fucker

your

fedora

>>11242144
the

Coke addled GF

sucked

VTEC

my dick

50

Big

cant

geo metro

impounded lel

Nigger

learn to take pictures faggot

>>11242144
lolcantturn

beard

,

took an L

you have a fucking neckbeard

>>11242169
10/10

shitbox

potato

hitler did nothing wrong

began

Slowvette

bench

prison bottom

don't drop the soap

drop the soap

bye

vaseline

also pushrods

G-guise they're bitcoins

pick up the soap

soap on a rope

"bitcoin"

is your bed for sale?

Grand am wings

can I buy a gram

your tears as lube

nice taste, poorfag

marijuana is illegal

sincerely

Funpost :^)

>>11242226
the jews did it.

riced c6

also

ps

Fedora

THE DRUGS GOT PLANTED

rice wing is ugly

powerbottom

Literally butthurt

wait why did he get put in jail

we understand you lied about absolutely everything but we understand

the jewgolds

and the dragon dildos

>>11242257
Got caught with a shitload of weed and cash in an unregistered car while hooning in a school zone

...

Again.

Why is frosty in jail

hurr it's easy to run from the cops

>>11242270
>>11242257


Frosty, a known shitlord of /o/, AKA Thomas Lloyd Schultz, was arrested in early June of 2014 for marijuana trafficking. Some news websites say 4.25lbs [1.9 kilos], Other news websites say 5lbs [2.3 kilos]. He also had $10,600 in cash in the vehicle. His C6 Corvette was repossessed by the police on for this. (Yes, he hasn't had his Corvette since June of 2014). He was originally pulled over for "driving at a high rate of speed" on public streets. His c6 Corvette was not registered and he did not have a driver's license. He faced felony charges of possession of a controlled substance, reckless driving, driving without a license and failing to register the car. As of early June 2014, that Corvette no longer belonged to him.


On October 2nd of 2014, He was arrested for the same charge in an Oldsmobile Intrigue, this time it was 1.5lbs of marijuana (0.98 kilos) and $2,725 cash. He was out on bail from his June arrest and he was with an associate named Jesse Kuehl. Multiple news articles in Moorhead surfaced on October 6th. Citations Below. (Had to remove the dot in these links)

June 2014 Arrest:
corvetteblogger com/2014/06/19/fargo-police-seize-a-c6-corvette-in-drug-stop/
kvrr com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=27340&Itemid=57


October 2014 Arrest:
cityofmoorhead com/about-the-city/news/-item-620
valleynewslive com/story/26716068/two-arrested-with-pot-and-cash-in-moorhead
kfgo com/news/articles/2014/oct/06/2-arrested-in-moorhead-drug-bust/
wday com/content/two-fargo-men-arrested-trafficking-drugs

fuck you

furry

Dragon dildoes up your anus

soap and ky jelly

Dear Frosty,

Before you head to club fed do the following;
- shave your beard and cut your hair
- stop smoking wax 24-7
- start working out
- learn martial arts
- have a surgeon sow your ass shut

From your friends,

BBC 4 bench wings

child pornography enthusiasts

Aright, let's send this shit.
OP?

>>11242315
yes

>>11242144
Oi, get this together and give us a copy.

Plz post the complete letter nao

rising sun

>>11242144
>texas
isn't he in north dakota or something

and Emperor Hirohito

Dear Frosty,

I'd like to mention something that I think might be relevant to your situation.

I was almost pulled over in the Fargo area recently for speeding. I'd blown past a police vehicle parked beneath an overpass and noticed lights in my rear-view mirror. At first, I thought the cops were in a Crown Vic Interceptor. But then I realized.

"There's only one car with a wing that ugly."

It was your C6, re-purposed for patrol duty. Instilled with a new confidence at this revelation, I redlined my 996 Turbo's race-bred Mezger motor before the car's automatic transmission shifted smoothly into a higher gear. The C6 was far behind, trying desperately to keep up, until I lost it in the touge, because Corvettes can't turn.

If the patrol car had been a P71, I might've been caught with the cocaine I later gave to your fiance in exchange for sexual favors.

I hope that Jamal is being gentle.

Regards,

Some /o/tist

>>11242406
no, that's not how it works, everyone writes one word

>>11242406
Wow, way to completely misunderstand what we're doing here

Dear faggot Fucker lol. Your fedora the Coke addled GF sucked VTEC. My dick 50 Big cant geo metro impounded lel. Nigger learn to take pictures. faggot lolcantturn beard, took an L you have a fucking neckbeard 10/10 shitbox potato. Hitler did nothing wrong began Slowvette bench prison bottom. Don't drop the soap, drop the soap. Bye vaseline. Also, pushrods G-guise they're bitcoins. Pick up the soap soap on a rope "bitcoin" is your bed for sale? Grand am wings, can I buy a gram?
Your tears as lube, nice taste. Poorfag, marijuana is illegal.
Sincerely Funpost :^) the jews did it. Riced c6 also ps Fedora THE DRUGS GOT PLANTED. Rice wing is ugly powerbottom. Literally butthurt, wait why did he get put in jail we understand you lied about absolutely everything but we understand the jewgolds and the dragon dildos got caught with a shitload of weed and cash in an unregistered car while hooning in a school zone. ''Hurr it's easy to run from the cops'', fuck you furry.
Dragon dildoes up your anus, soap and ky jelly.
Before you head to club fed do the following;
- shave your beard and cut your hair
- stop smoking wax 24-7
- start working out
- learn martial arts
- have a surgeon sow your ass shut
From your friends,

BBC 4 bench wings, child pornography enthusiasts.

Punctuated Version

>>11242426

>Hitler did nothing wrong began Slowvette bench prison bottom

ayyyyyyyyyy

Frosty was pretty cool, sucks he's gonna be in prison for a couple years lol

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>>11242426

>>11242426
SIDES GONE

>>11242426
send it with a black ice in the envelope

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>>11242426
>Your tears as lube, nice taste.

>>11242277
>frosty gets popped for drug trafficking
>LeXplorer gets popped for making terroristic threats across state lines

Man, what's up with all the shitty trips getting arrested for felonies? This shit is amazing.

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>>11242426

>>11242466
I'm sure everyone who uses 4chan regularly has an asterisk in their NSA file. Especially /k/

>>11242426
Wow nice meme

>>11242426
honestly if I was imprisoned I'd love getting letters like this, it'd make me feel like I still had the internet & 4chan

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>>11242487
>letting the NSA know you browse 4chan

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>>11242426

>>11242426
P.S. Guard reading this.
Schultz also has more marrywanna shoved up his butthole RIGHT NOW

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>>11242426

>>11242487
But that's the thing, they were both arrested for non-4chan-related charges.

Well, technically Lex was because he made a threat on /b/, but then he called it in himself so it doesn't really count.

>>11242277
Suddenly everything makes sense!

I'm so glad I made this thread, I would pay legit to have this sent but I don't know what jail he's staying at

>>11242426
>Prisoner C6POS?
Yes warden, how many I help you sir?
>We received a... rather disturbing letter addressed to you with some questionable content...
Content, sir?
>Yeah, from "child pornography enthusiasts"... it says here that "Hitler did nothing wrong" and "Dragon dildoes up the anus..." care to explain the meaning of this letter... or are we going to have to relocate you to Jamal's cell again?

>>11242466
Sheik Suliman al-Britani off /int/ and /pol/ also got arrested for terrorism offences
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-jersey-29530882

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>>11242426
Enjoy jail faggot fucker

how long's he in jail for >.>

>>11242620
We've come so far since Thaddeus

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>>11242615
>Prisoner C6POS

>>11242406
this is better than what we came up with as a thread. just send this and pretend this is what we came up with.

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>>11242277

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY DIDN'T I HEAR ABOUT TO SOONER OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAH

ALOHA SNACKBAR!

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>>11242426

Can we really send this to him?

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>>11242426

>>11242876
We can, he might not get it but it's worth a try.

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>>11242876

Also why the fuck is it copying with this weird blue shit behind the letters?

Also brb getting envelope, stamp and black ice

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>>11242426
>including posts with more than one word

>>11242885
>inb4 it gets used as evidence in court

>>11242896
I can just imagine a cryptographer spending countless nights trying to decipher a message that doesn't exist

>>11242876
>>11242888
glorious

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>mfw this whole thread

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>>11242888

Fixed it now brb walmart is just down the road.

>>11242922

You're doing God's work.

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>>11242922

>>11242922
LOOOOOOOOOOOL

Does anyone have access to the docket to see when his trial is scheduled?

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>>11242458

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>>11242922

We here

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>>11243006

>>11243006
get a trip. nao

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>>11242940
>>11242952
>>11242968
>>11243006

Alright got all the materials, walmart was kill zone so photo didn't upload until I left the store.

Anyone know what address I should make it out too?

Where do you mail it to?
Just write "JAIL DAT FROSTY AT" on the envelope?

>>11242922
Where's he locked up at? I can't find him on his county's inmate search

>>11242277
someone from /o/ should go to the auction and buy his corvette

then take that shitty spoiler off of the back of it

>>11243033
YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS